Evening Reading

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  Which game(s) did you play? : Haxim
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    The menu. : etherboy
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      Beat off! : mobab
      • it's awesome that we can now have masturbation based games. like races and aim simulators and shit : valael
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    Adventures with my friend in Hawaii. And Dance Central with my gf. That game is even better to watch ... : SlingBlaze
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      Did you get her to play it naked yet? : ant_hillbilly
      • She's already doing that with his friend from Hawaii. : ughhhhhhh
      • It will be fun when the game gets to the part where it takes pictures of your funny moves. : Nitrium
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  yet another reason why i will never try Kinect : CecilPhilpot
  • You hate fun and/or being happy? : Haxim
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    You dont want to be happy? : Xencer
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      happiness is so fleeting, it's best not to even try : CecilPhilpot
      • ^ bleeds just to know his alive : riptyde
• 6/10. Good but a little obvious. : EricZBA
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  This game just sold me on one. I think I am going to pick up a slim kit tomorrow. http://www.giantbomb... : pancake humper
  • Really? I bet my gf would actually enjoy that. : SlingBlaze
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    I have to say, the way they do that UI is slick as hell. : SolrFlare
    • ^^^^^^ The Zen thing also looks REALLY relaxing. : pancake humper
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    This and Biggest Loser seem pretty good. They're both regimented and track your progress over long period... : Serpico74
    • Dance Central UI looks amazing too. fffffffffffffffffff : pancake humper
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    This actually makes Kinect look usable. : Drewus
    • Hell yeah man. The interface is awesome. : pancake humper
    • It really does, why didn't they show this shit in the first place? : abrasion
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    get Dance Central too. It has a calorie meter if you are thinking about the fitness evolved game. and bel... : gyokuro
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      yeah that was also a definite buy : pancake humper
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        okay i'm glad you got that one. Looks like you are set...oh wait...move furniture time :( Worst flaw of t... : gyokuro
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          oh I haven't bought anything. I think my room is fine for kinect actually. : pancake humper
          • i have mine on the bottom portion of the TV ~2.5 feet up and the "play zone" is 6' closest 9.5' furthest : gyokuro
  • Holy shit my wife would play the fuck outta that game. : Arctic Fox
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    Is this sarcasm? I just saw the guy fail to select a storage device for five minutes. : kek
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      they fucked it up by starting with it calibrated for two people and then having the one guy leave : GloriousCow
      • Oh, ok. Thanks. I wouldn't think the thing just doesn't work at all like that video suggested. : kek
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        I still can't believe that in however many hours of straight of playing, Jeff never figured out that 'wav... : Haxim
        • It's a slow deliberate wave that works. That was the one thing I found annoying as hell during developme... : MrLobo
  • That video - from a technical perspective is amazing - I imagine revision 2 of this technology is going t... : abrasion
  • I'm thinking those hot studio lights fuck it up. You can see in Your Shape that it loses him particularly... : uncleanmonkey
  • that does look pretty awesome. : jujubeads
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    just go to a gym fatty, ffs : gmd
    • Why buy meat? Grow you own cattle. : Nitrium
  • This looks awesome. I wasn't going to get it but I didn't see hardly any lag that a lot of people talked ... : prime8
  • Hmm I'll have to pick this up today Kinect adventures may never go back in my xbox : maulla
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    yea waving to select a save device looks awesome : jonin
    • ahh. looks like he had to recalibrate : jonin
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    why would you want to turn your living room into a sweat mop. I could see if someone uses it in a basemen... : thebigbeefsandwich
    • They have Kinects at gyms? : pancake humper
• This can't be true. : Fred Garvin
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  Same here. I impulse bought one yesterday and played for hours tonight. I don't think I've had this muc... : mexicanimator
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    retards know this. thats why they are usually smiling and having a good time : gyokuro
    • mind = blown : PixelPie
    • rofl : Arctic Fox
    • That's so deep. : uncleanmonkey
    • Haha, bravo : Head Rush
    • lawl : umegastar
    • hahaha : Bamtan
    • Lol : judge
    • Inf. : mlev
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      Exactly, so what's with the angry retards? Are they just smart enough to know that we're laughing at the... : Haku-Jin
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        They're the ones smart enough to realize they're retarded. They missed the sweet spot between vegetable a... : Marrbe
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          :(.. : Haku-Jin
          • Their plight is that they can just about feel what they can never have. The thoughts, insights and effica... : Marrbe
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  Was it my imagination or is there a scene in Total Recall where Sharon Stone is excercising with a hologr... : abrasion
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    Tennis. And I think it's just in the directors cut? : kek
    • Future is here man :/ : abrasion
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  Enjoy it while it lasts (for the next 2 days). : Niiniin
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    Then what happens? : SlingBlaze
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      It activates its Genesis device and reconstructs the earth according to its new matrix. It's in the sm... : OverZealousQuakeFan
      • haha : shirif
    • Erectile dysfunction : Arctic Fox
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      Than you start thinking goddammit this is the Wii all over again. And you punch yourself in the balls bec... : Snipergen
      • Except that it's not? : JohnnyRey
      • As someone who's been in the beta since June (and worked with the device at work for much longer than tha... : uncleanmonkey
    • duct-taped to the forgotten wii in the attic and pretending its a WALL-E that trundles around up there ... : 60days