Random Weirdness
by Maarten Goldstein, May 19, 2000 4:50am PDTJust as you're wondering how weird this world can get, you read about goats producing spider webs. Yes, that's right, goats producing spider webs.
Canadian scientists have implanted spider genes in a herd of goats, resulting in the production of silky strands in goat milk that can be used for sutures and other applications. [snip]Always those crazy canadians...
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Some of you have probablt already heard this, but it cracked me up. Its a Delta Airlines commercial in ebonics.
http://www.delta-sucks.com
Under the heading "Delta tries to broaden their clientele"
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http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/8.04/joy.html
(If you have a short MTV attention span don't bother reading this.)
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Does whatever a errr spider goat can
Spins a coat, out his behind,
Catches "the look" from farmer's eyes
Look Out!
Here comes the farmerman.
Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's just a goat waiting to be a rug.
Can he swing from a thread ?
Sniffing glue but have damaged your head
Hey, there
There goes the Spidergoat.
In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
the farmer's wife must be a dyke
The farmer is always in his silky behind.
Spider goat, Spider goat
eats nothing that comes from a can
fruit and grass
he enjoys
a nights rest is his reward
Look out, There goes the Spider Goat!
To him, he wish the farmer with just give up
Whenever the famer is trying to shove up
the butt of the spider goat!
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I guess they got them drunk first!
Since this is The Shack, lots of Karma to the first person to provide a link with the pictures!
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Could it be a plane? Why no!
Its Spider Goat!
Yes Spider Goat, that web slinging, milk spewing superhero! What would we do without him!
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Not to mention spiders are ikky.
can i help you breastfeed?
i hear strange stories about the dutch, too.
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