Romero's Next Game

xoleras, are you the doomguy who got into ut?

hrm this is a little bit different

Ahhhhhhhh, I rather see Romero do another death match game. A little more like Quake.

"...and so my next title will use elements from Daikatana as a baseline for its content. It's an evolutionary process, as each game takes elements from its predecessors but adds to and improves upon them."


You thrilled to frogs and 'skeetoes in Daikatana! Now, John Romero, the swampmaster of 3d gaming, takes you further into the horrors of bog warfare with. . .Pondkatana!

In Pondkatana, giant slugs slither and mutant butterflies flap. Reeds bend in the wind. Peat moss coagulates. And for the first time in any 3d gaming experience, A ROLLING STONE GATHERS MOSS!

Accompanying you on your journey into the danger-packed slew are your two faithful sidekicks. Meet Lady Dragonfly -- a 7' tall black stereotype with massive boobs! If Lady Dragonfly says it's safe to walk into quicksand...then you better march yo white mofo'n ass into quicksand!

And meet Designer-san, a long-haired game designer! Designer-san is a master of "game design" -- the proposition that no matter how stupid something is, you can never take enough time or go through enough employees or give enough IRC chats about it. At the end of each level, rather than face a boss, Designer-san helps you complete a form letter denouncing gaming review sites that have panned the game!

Coming...in your lifetime, or somebody's...Pondkatana! Featuring the enhanced Build engine.

the romero seemed a nice person to me at e3.

daikatana was all right, too.
as much as i could get my hands on it.

finally! a game my children can play when they grow up... not that i have kids yet... but i'm guessing by the time "Daikatana2" is finished they will be old enough to use a computer...

Hey stop bashing the frogs and mosquitoes in DK ok. There's small spiders and big spiders too, and then rats and bats. How diverse can you get!

Errrr...

That was the shittiest Conan Ive seen in a long time.

John Romero is going to make you a Big Mac

Daikatana would've been cool 18 months ago,but it gonna hit the shelves stale.The demo was the nails in its coffin:4 years and we get Mosquitoes to fight? A sword that is one of the main features that obscures 60% of the screen when you power it up? Save Seeds? I found some things to like about it,but unless the sp is well reviewed,I'll save my money.

I think Romero should use his "side-kick" technology to make the first good Beavis and Butthead game. That would rule.

huh huh huh

Next stop, the drawing board:

John Romero's Pocket Pool 3D: Busta Nut

John Romero's Daikatana: Cold Leftovers

John Romero's Ancient Land of Resumes

and a collaboration featuring Tom Hall and Todd Porter:

John Romero's Unemployed and I'm Not!

Thanks!

-Lex

104, he probably picked out the redneck midi soundtracks

Blech...

hey whats a shit-smeared beef curtain?

offtopic, yes, but this is in dire need of shack comments -

http://e3.stomped.com/news/comments/958411550,74333,.html

I fail to see the logic in that course of action.

"It's an evolutionary process, as each game takes elements from its predecessors but adds to and improves upon them.

What is the next evolutionary step up from 'sucks donkey sack'?

finally finished going through the past two years of the daily pics in cyber playboy. woohoo.
http://cyber.playboy.com/members
l: Hugh p: Hefner

but can someone add some quotes to what these people are thinking??
http://www.theage.com.au/news/gallery/20000517/I1924-2000May17.html

I think Romero would be really wise to shut the fuck up about his game until about 6 months before it's REALLY going to be released. By shut the fuck up, I mean he should not talk to the press about a new game, not run ads, and not release screenshots. Utter silence.

Romero is a fucking dope. Noone gives a shit about sidekicks, they just get in the way and distract you. Someone stop him, please.

Waiter, there's a frog in my daikatana.

BAKE ME ANOTHER ONE!!!1

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It's good that he doesn't take the 'Romero bashing' and 'Daikatana Hype' seriously.

Mr. Romero, we hope that you learned never to hype your games like this again. Props on finally getting 'the game' out though...

There was another quote that sCary forgot to mention: "And this game will take EIGHT years to make..."

Frogger 2010?