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• whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy : Masem
• lol, depth in the first three? not likely! : radula
• Attack of the clones, despite not being a very good movie, has the potential to look amazing in 3D. : shirif
• The first comment there is great : Dave-A
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  I am filled with sooo much rage right now. He needs to fucking stop already. : Ormsbee
  • If I ever met him, I'd punch him square in the cock as hard as I could and scream "THAT WAS FOR YOUR FANS... : Ormsbee
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  Die George. : abrasion
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    I didn't know you spoke German! George Lucas ist eine schreckliche Schwuchtel! : PlanetPerfecto
    • Absoloutely ! : abrasion
    • The Bart, The. : invisible_kid
    • Da haste recht! : Lightbulb
    • lol george is feminine : MamiyaOtaru
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  George Lucas is a money grubbing asshole. : datoo
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    You do realize that these films were made, sequelized, action-figured, merchandised, and advertised to ma... : kallanta
    • I agree with you. I'm not even a big star wars fan, it's just getting obnoxious at this point. Plus with ... : datoo
• I don't understand the rage. Editing the films to be worse and then not releasing the better originals in... : locater16
• it's going to be funny when phantom menace bombs : DeBurgo
• If we've learned anything, this is the version to get instead of the impending 3D extended cut. : KxRook
• awesome, my son will never know of the other three by the time I take him to the movies to see his first ... : stgdz
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  Han 3d rendered first! : bipolar
  • lol : Downforce
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  oh wow, so the Phantom Menace in 3d is what ends humanity in 2012, it all makes sense!! : proclone1
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    If this is just about money and Lucas has no issue riding Star Wars like whore until it's bow legged and baggy crotched. Then why not make a super gory version and hell let's make it a titty flick too.
    
    3D optional!

    Sep 28, 2010 9:11pm PDT
    If this is just about money and Lucas has no issue riding Star Wars like whore until it's bow legged and ... : CurbDog
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  N9oooooooooooooooooooo : PixelPie
  • http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com : Godhatesfatpeople
• this is what was missing in my life. : jipey
• sweet I will be there! : Lawgiver
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  this is the lamest thing I have ever read : trOmblyj
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    My character depth joke? I thought it was amusing : uglysad
    • no, not your commentary, the fact that he's releasing these to theaters in 3D. : trOmblyj
• Lucas is a cocksucker. : Godhatesfatpeople
• LOL : ctlaltl33t
• You shall die for bringing me this news. : spazzium
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  http://www.shackpics.com/files/draper_3agmd8geoyk30x0c7g91.png : DrWaffles
  • I was hoping for black girl drinking kool aid : VivaMachete
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  This time Han will surrender to Greedo, and before I have grandchildren they'll kiss. : systatic
  • That would be awesome, actually : PlanetPerfecto
  • I would pay to see that version. lol : ThomW
• Hahaha. If I had that much money I'd probably troll the internet on such a grand scale too, and make ... : Rampancy
• "depending on how well the first rerelease does" Which means we'll never see A New Hope. : Albemuth
• i actually laughed out loud. sounds about right. : [fry]
• LOL...depth : whistletits
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  for all the rage, you're all going to see it at least once : RikiTiki2
  • Nope. : Godhatesfatpeople
  • Err no, I saw the theatrical re-release of SW back in the late 90's - beyond that I've ignored them since... : abrasion
  • not a fucking chance : CecilPhilpot
  • ill see the originals, i have really no desire to see any of the prequels ever again : arizona bay
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    I'd sooner watch a reenvisioning of The Titanic starring The Smurfs : dognose
    • Brainy smurf, meet drowning smurf! : HL3dsx
  • I highly doubt that. : spazzium
  • probably IV - VI, no desire to see I-III. : aethyr
  • I couldn't see it if I wanted to, but I don't want to anyway. : pyide
  • I will. Even the prequels, as shitty as they are, can be a pretty cool theater experience. Great visual... : Halen
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    New Hope through Jedi? Yes. The prequels? No. Why would you assume this? It's not like most of us are so ... : David Craddock
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      Agreed. By all rights I should be a huge Star Wars nerd but I think I am pretty well over that franchise ... : Dr_Cube
      • the sickening feeling of watching Phantom Menace in the theatre tainted the entire series...i haven't wat... : CecilPhilpot
  • I will see ANH to see how it is. If I like it then sure, I'll also watch Empire. Pass on everything else. : Serpico74
  • Nah, I'll take a pass on this one. : Orange Pylon
  • Nah only the original trilogy. : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • I'll pass simply for not being interested in watching any Star Wars right now. : SigmaDraconis
  • not a chance : filthysock
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    i really won't. i'm not paying close to what, 20 bucks a ticket to see something i've seen 50 times each.... : xxiv
    • also with 3d movies i spend the first 10 minutes going oh wow awesome 3d then i adjust and forget it's ev... : xxiv
  • As much as I would love to see the original trilogy in the theaters again, I hate 3D movies. Gives me a s... : uglysad
• Wow. How about no? WTF is it with this infatuation with 3D? And watching it with 1950s tech for crissake... : jdcope
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  believe it or not there are millions of people who will genuinely enjoy this. like you know, normal nonsp... : spiderfill
  • Who cares about those people!!. : xpogox
• You know, I will probably end up seeing all of these. : thetangent
• this can only end badly. : hirez
• I am so watching this. I wish everyone would just stop acting like Lucas killed their mothers. GET OVER I... : Flynn
• I'll see Empire...okay who am I kidding I'll be there for A New Hope...Jedi...well fuck I'm in. : givemesnacks
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  How will this work with the old films? all I can think of is making the cgi bits 3d (like tie fighters, j... : Chandler55
  • Everything will be cgi, the only thing original will be the audio from the actors. : skitzo
  • They can add 3d to any movie, much like colorizing old black and white films : OverloadUT
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  God the fact that Lucas actually feels that "in order" means 1 2 3 4 5 6 just shows what a fucking retard... : OverloadUT
  • If the prequels were good, then an order that could make sense is 4 5, FLASHBACK BECAUSE OMG VADER IS LUK... : Serpico74
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  Will be interesting to see how much money they all make. Sadly, i suspect 1-3 will outsell 4-6 :( damn ki : flibble2k
  • Ill ball park by saying about 35 to 50 million per film. Then we minus the shack starwars haters and we s... : NukemFornever
• Eh, why not? The carcass has been thoroughly raped already, might as well join in the gang bang : drbriefs
• Making old movies into 3D before the porn industry has standardized 3D as medium is really pure greed. : Lukiopimp
• From Simon Pegg's twitter: Watching TPM in 3D would be like the car actually crashing into your face a : peanut-
• Next they are going to make them vampires. Ugh : HL3dsx
• http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=23825507#itemanchor_23825507 : AxeMan808