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• Supposed? KILL THE NON-BELIEVER : Deathlove
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  Not gonna happen. They are announcing that civ5 will be in stores next week and/or a bioshock mmo : wurt
  • If it isn't the duke, I say they are either going to annouce Borderlands 2 from Gearbox or possibly Bully... : baron calamity
  • I would actually prefer either of these instead. : TheQuad
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  Hey tasty do you have SC2 or not cause SC2 added you to my battle.net friends list automatically :? : SpaecKow
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    Yes I has it, add Felcia too! : TastyWheat
    • awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww : Deathlove
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      it add felicia! lets play sometime : SpaecKow
      • She's not too big on RTS but she is under Guest Pass, so perhaps tomorrow night? Also, let's do something... : TastyWheat
  • how does it do that? : dignan
  • you guys set to SEA or US? : shavenewok
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  :( : Creepin_Jeezus
  • Try this one: :( : Dong Patrol
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  The internet has gone full-retard again and it's sickening to read. That said, I would like some more Duk... : Orange Pylon
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    Disregard the first sentence; I suck cocks. : Orange Pylon
    • ^^^ this : valael
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  This day is going to be great. Either we see the Duke rise again or 2K shows a different game and we see ... : baron calamity
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    If it's not DNF then I say from now on 2K/3DR are not allowed to talk anymore. : Schnapple
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      Well 2k just said they have a big annoucement. So long as they annouce something new and big, they are ok... : baron calamity
      • Yeah I mean this is how you do it: Gabe: "We will be announcing something big at E3" Internet: "OH MY... : Schnapple
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  It's a re-make of Syndicate, Tie Fighter and Crusader No Remorse. : abrasion
  • I miss isometric flesh boiling. : TastyWheat
  • ffffff : Johnnsen
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    Man, Crusader No Remorse remake/update would make an awesome XBLA game. : baron calamity
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      as long as the controls didn't suck, but then again, they'd probably just turn it into a twin stick shoot... : roushimsx
      • Have you tried the new Tomb Raider? I thought the gunplay was excellent. : roggor
  • I'd take any of those over more duke! : abrasion
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    I would be fine with that. As long as it's not all in one game. : Johnny Law
    • Crusader looked like an Imperial guard in training, and Syndicate could be life as usual on Coruscant, so... : RomSteady
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  Where will this be streaming from? Live blogged anywhere? : manlyman
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    Anyone know? : manlyman
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      I looked I don't see it annouced yet. : baron calamity
      • What? Obviously, just wondering if there will be a stream of the announcement. : manlyman
  • http://www.2kgames.com/blog/something-big-is-happening-at-pax FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU ustream blocked at wor... : Nerdsbeware
• Happy Maybe, but probably not, DNF Release Date Announcement Day! : freakynipples69
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  It will be something stupid like Duke Nukem 3d for the Wii. : denixen
  • WAGGLE IT BABY! : Schnapple
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    360 exclusive. No controller support, Kinect only. : freakynipples69
    • You must pelvic thrust and slap your way through an endless stream of pixelated women. Seriously, I've n... : Grumbeld
• Duke PSP and Duke DS games. : mastermike569
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  I wonder what kind of reaction there would be if dnf was announced, but only for consoles... : wurt
  • hahahahaha oh man : pancake humper
  • I'd preorder it. Most likely it and the collector's edition both. : roushimsx
  • Indifference I reckon. : enyakk
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    "Hey, RomSteady, this is dognose. You know that 360 you have with the broken drive? How much would it c... : RomSteady
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      oh thanks for reminding me, i need to repair the dvd rom in my old xbox this weekend. been wanting to pla... : roushimsx
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        For a second there I thought red dead revolver was the name of your Xbox's DVD drive :) : Schnapple
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          IT IS NOW : roushimsx
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            Red Dead Revolver works through backwards compatibility on 360. : manlyman
            • It has major graphic glitches : roushimsx
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    or gearbox announcing that the "PC is the primary platform for the game, the console versions are a port" : Nitrium
    • Hahaha : wurt
    • Hey, I'm sure there are some people out there who use TFGV instead of WASD... : RomSteady
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      You are a cruel cruel man Mr Nitrium : baron calamity
      • I'm still bitter because now I can't play that other game due to the FOV :( : Nitrium
  • I wouldn't mind one bit. : freakynipples69
  • One less game to buy. Not that there really are any games coming out this year that interest me enough t... : Crimsonbeak
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  Always bet on Duke! : EricZBA
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    so you're saying another poker game? : shavenewok
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      "I'm here to chew bubblegum, and raise with my pocket ladies...and I'm all out of chips." : RomSteady
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        problem is Duke would never fold : shavenewok
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          "You've got to know when to hold them (always), know when to fold them (at the waist), know when to walk ... : RomSteady
          • Duke shot the sheriff and he curb stomped the deputy : shavenewok
        • But he never bluffs either. Some say...... Hmmm I would love to play a 3rd person action game starin... : baron calamity
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  Borderlands 2 staring Duke Nukem, with a DLC today to play as duke in the original borderlands or Duke... : NukemFornever
  • haha I would actually like this. : freakynipples69
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    See, you have to finish Borderlands 2 to unlock DNF. : baron calamity
    • If the end of Borderlands one taught us anything is that there is no pay off after the finale. : ImageOmega
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  is there actually an announcement *today*, or is it just going to happen "during PAX" ? : manero
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    2k has a big annoucement at 10am today. We are speculating it is Duke related but it could easliy be a ne... : baron calamity
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      GTA V : pancake humper
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        I'm thinking more like Bully 2. : baron calamity
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          There is no way they would waste this press on Bully 2. GTA V MAYBE but I doubt it. : pancake humper
          • If they announce Bully 2, I'll personally call Jack Thompson myself : Schnapple
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            Im just trying to think of games that 2k likely has in production they would annouce at Pax. I think Pax ... : baron calamity
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              PAX has become one of the biggest game conventions : pancake humper
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                I know but GTA is like Halo. Too big in my mind for anything less than an annoucement at a Microsoft or S... : baron calamity
                • yeah, it's definitely something one of the big 2 would pay for to have at their conference. DNF DNF DN... : pancake humper
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                Well isn't it that PAX is for gamers and E3 is for retailers/distributors? I mean, they're both for the p... : Schnapple
                • No, it makes sense. I think if it was GTA V the hype would be over the top for this annoucement. : baron calamity
                • I think you're probably right : zerog83
      • Wrong publisher. : -sk-
    • Civ VI : EricZBA
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      Civ IV demo out...... now! : zakazi
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        It's true!! http://www.fileshack.com/file.x/8029/Civilization+IV+Demo roman numerals is hard :( : SilverSnake
        • You missed the joke. : jimmy_legs
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      I'm just happy there is an announcement. More PC games the better. : dextius
      • You know I would love to hear Red Dead Redemption is coming for the pc. : baron calamity
      • agreed! : uebersoldat
    • It's 17:13 PM, gogogogog. These things should follow Stockholm time. : Marrbe
• i've been scouring twitter for the past 30 mins looking for pax pictures, man i wish i could go just to p... : NukemFornever
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  I'm covering for my co-worker and have a total of 12 clients I have to interact & support today. I have a... : jingletard
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    Oops - with all these announcements. Also, any liveblogging or anything? My work bans all gaming sites. : jingletard
    • http://dognose.livejournal.com is all you need : Daggoth
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  So will this be 10a left coast time? : reelbk
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    Ie: 1pm real world time. : reelbk
    • Ugh just noticed this. =/ : ImageOmega
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  10 bucks it's not Duke, any takers? : twifosp
  • You are going to lose. : pimpium
  • HE BET AGAINST DUKE! GET 'IM! : Schnapple
  • I already took a bet with w-go. :[ : CrustaR
  • Win-win situation, eh? : The Grolar Bear
  • The bet is that Gearbox announces something concerning DNF, right? You take Paypal? :D : Goto10
  • And if it *IS* duke, it will be another crappy port of Duke3D : MagicWishMonkey
  • it will be duke movie or something lol : Slowtreme
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    Yes I'll take that bet : jaxpunk
    • :( I'm a man of my word! : twifosp
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    You are supposed to always bet ON Duke. : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTDeOPFr9e4 : mista mista
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    Rule #1 Do not talk about Fight Club Rule #2 Do NOT TALK about Fight club Rule #3 Always bet on Duke!... : ajvitaly
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      Rule #4 when you see an easy chance to get 10 bucks go for it. : twifosp
      • I'll take the bet if you are still interested! ;-) : ajvitaly
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    I accept paypal whenever youre ready to pay up : jaxpunk
    • pm your address lol : twifosp
  • Where's my money, biyatch? : Orange Pylon
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  there is no way it is duke : rosewood
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    also are we going to have to guess it is duke for every major game announcement from now until the end of... : rosewood
    • This will only end when the game comes OUT. : The Grolar Bear
    • Naa.. This is only because Gearbox and GeorgeB is hinting at something happening at pax. : baron calamity
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  http://dukewatch.blogspot.com/2010/09/industry-sources-confirm-grand-demo-of.html : foo
  • It will be ready to ship in 2014! : NukemFornever
  • If it's not a playable demo that I can download as well, I am not terribly interested : aggybong
  • I hope it will come out soon and not 2 more years or some shit. : pimpium
  • INTERACTIVITY! : lukej1337
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  http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=262868 : jaxpunk
  • I am going to play some duke3d.exe right now. : The Grolar Bear
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  It's going to be a spin off fighting game featuring characters from the best 1990's FPS Smash Bros style ... : Goto10
  • Or Duke Nukem Krazy Kart Racers : Goto10
• le sigh How come people are still excited for this? So many other great games have come and gone, why... : shakybonez31
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  Duke Nukem Forever is at PAX and will be shown!!!! : kaijuseijin
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    [citation needed!] : Schnapple
    • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=23895405#itemanchor_23895405 : freakynipples69
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  Hey guys have you ever heard the story of the boy who cried wolf? : abrasion
  • *plugs ears* WE CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALLALALALALALALALALA : freakynipples69
  • You are going to eat your words when its shown. : pimpium
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    While we may disagree about bugs abrasion, you are spot on here. Why the fuck anyone would believe a word... : JohnnyRey
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      I feel bad because I feel disloyal to dognose, he seems to be a genuinely great guy but I can't help but ... : abrasion
      • Oh and if anything is announced today, I bet that too will be 'coming soon!' : abrasion
      • I want this to be real, and to actually come out, if only for dognose's sake =) : JohnnyRey
  • GeorgeB? : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • so the wolf never showed and never showed and then it finally comes? perfect! : cap n KRUNCH
  • Yes the wolf showed up and kicked some ass. : baron calamity
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  Looks like its confirmed to be Duke. http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=262982 Liv... : freakynipples69
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    FUCK YESSSSS! : ajvitaly
    • NOOOOooo!! Work has blocked the link#$!% : CrustaR
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    That isn't confirmation at all also lol @ Console mention : pancake humper
    • Yeah I cringed momentarily at that word too. : ajvitaly
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      OK, it's a given that if DNF is announced today it's coming out for PC and 360 at least. It's going to be... : Schnapple
      • unless it's due to release tomorrow, why would anyone give a fuck? tell us when it's shipping to stores, ... : JohnnyRey
      • it's been 'confirmed' for console for a long time, i thought. : pandastrong
      • I know that but it's just how the article is written making it seem like it's only console. That's the pr... : pancake humper
    • http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=262868 : freakynipples69
    • Triumphant return to console? someone set us up the bomb? : lukej1337
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    Will I need to reload http://www.ustream.tv/2kgameslive or can I just keep that in the background and it ... : AgentPothead
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      Work has this blocked but I have my iPad and iPhone. How can I get this to work?? Site needs flash D: : manlyman
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        Help me im freaking out! : manlyman
        • I have no idea man. I just have it running in the background refreshing every so often. : AgentPothead
  • mother of god, we may actually play DNF : Yanks
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    Maybe they've changed the text since you posted it but where do they confirm it? : Schnapple
    • http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=262868 : freakynipples69
  • https://dl.dropbox.com/u/57328/gone-gold.gif : guido anchovy
  • ITS STILL VAPORWARE TO ME :'( : Daggoth
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    how funny if it IS true that the only way it could be released was to have it taken away from 3d realms : deadfish
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      if somebody who isn't georgeb3dr has the final say on when it gets released, it'll probably be out within... : dirge23
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        I'm telling you DNF is episode 3. You watch. Duke will punch Gordon Freeman in the mouth, sport fuck al... : twifosp
        • sport fuck? : jaxpunk
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    what is 6pm uk time in texas? 10am? : deathofrats
    • the event is at 10am in seattle, so 12pm central time : pandastrong
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      10am PDT is the event, so that's 11am in Texas, right? : freakynipples69
      • lol never mind, 12pm central. : freakynipples69
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  announcement: DNF in development, to use brand new engine : dirge23
  • lol : ThomW
  • the switch should only add a month or two of delay to the release : deadfish
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    Task 01: Ship master copy for mass production : freakynipples69
    • task 02: box it up an--- HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG : deadfish
  • It's going to use the XCom FPS engine so that it will look like a Wii game. It will also be console only... : CrustaR
  • haha, that would be hilarious : foo
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    Associated Press -- Dallas, TX It is being reported that DNF will be using the latest in quantum ren... : twifosp
    • lol - all of them : lukej1337
    • hahaha this is good : askedrelic
    • haha : Godhatesfatpeople
    • lololololololol! : thecatinthehat
    • excellent : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • This is brilliant. : MeestaNob
    • hahahaha, best ever. : losder5000
  • hahahahaha : Slowtreme
  • 20 years in the making : Godhatesfatpeople
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    Master Task List http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=19671271#itemanchor_19671271 : ateam311
    • oh god i totally forgot about this : foo
    • "Task 62: Buy another fucking widescreen monitor because this is extending off the side of holy shit I ca... : guido anchovy
    • LOL : fsck
    • This needs more loving. hahahaha : reelbk
    • wow : jvox
    • lol "meat sweats" : strider_
  • hahhahaha : askedrelic
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  I just hope they announce that it's done so we can have the most epic DNF GONE GOLD thread in existence. : Schnapple
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    they need to pull an apple and make it be on steam by Tuesday. if its done ofcourse : NukemFornever
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      I was thinking about this this morning. They will not pull an apple, they need to market for at least 3 ... : lukej1337
      • At one point they said that they'd start hyping the game 8-10 months out from release. Of course, at one ... : Schnapple
  • I really wish it had actually gone gold on april first. That would've been great : Cheeziologist
  • Oh my god.. that would be so awesome.. : dextius
• http://i43.tinypic.com/esq8h3.jpg : baron calamity
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  10AM PST - 1PM EST http://www.ustream.tv/2kgameslive : g0nk
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    PDT actually : OverloadUT
    • whatEVER. : g0nk
• While we wait: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1968-Viewers-Choice-Duke-Nuke... : baron calamity
• please don't suck... please don't suck... please don't suck... : atom519
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  http://blog.pikimal.com/geek/files/2010/09/IMG_0494.jpg : NukemFornever
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    You're there? : manlyman
    • nah just hawkishly following twitter for pics : NukemFornever
  • Can you steal a copy of Civ V for me while you are there? thanks. : TheQuad
• http://www.shackpics.com/viewer.x?file=2u542gpduke_a6vqw07gmgt2d67px7ae.jpg It's gonna own so hard in 3D! : Prototype
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  "Those Shacknews punks are gonna pay for dissin' on my gaaame" : Goto10
  • $59.95 : dirge23
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  posting in historic thread of eventually disappointed duke fans. : fsck
  • I, too, am purchasing a first-class ticket on this will-be train of tears. : Ride-My-Rocket
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    Gah! I want this to happen so bad.. man it would suck if they went "yeah, umm.. Civ 5 demo" or something ... : dextius
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      I may be in a sickening amount of denial, but I really think that way too many people think DNF is happen... : Schnapple
      • You're right.. I'm getting my hopes up, again.. I can almost visualize GeorgeB3DR snorting the dried up t... : dextius
  • Cant wait to eat crow : EricZBA
  • I feel sorry for whatever they're announcing if it isn't duke. : ZeroSignal
  • LOL, look at how wrong you were. : thetangent
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  Step 1: Announce Duke Nukem game. Step 2: ... Step 3: Profit! : purekillforce
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    Step 3: Profit! : Ride-My-Rocket
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      if only somebody had told them this 10years ago... : purekillforce
      • The thing is, it would have been true 10 years ago. : Ride-My-Rocket
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    Step 2 is collect money on pre-orders and put into an account that collects interest. : Goto10
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      that poor guy that still has his faded receipt .. : dextius
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        From EB Games. : Goto10
        • Ive seen one from Babbagges. : freakynipples69
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    Step 2: .................................................................................................... : dirge23
    • haha, I like this. : atom519
    • lol : gmd
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      lead developer: agentlead / georgeb3dr : itsjames
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        you mean alanboom : pancake humper
        • it would explain why it never got finished... : purekillforce
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          was that confirmed? : YerMothah
          • just looking through the posts it was... ob..vi..ous.. : itsjames
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          TWIST OF THE YEAR : gmd
          • multisync had a banner day yesterday : pancake humper
• Are there any iPhone friendly/work friendly sites for the stream? We have all gaming sites blocked on ou... : jingletard
• God I hope this isn't a huge dissapointment. Please be DNF, and please be *GOOD* : Lord Skellington
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  Um, guys? dognose hasn't posted since around 5am... Duke Announcement Confirmed! Duke #1 fan dognose : EricZBA
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    http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=dallas,+tx&daddr=Seattle,+WA&hl=en&geocode=FYuI9AEdfWg7- : EricZBA
    • LMAO! : HL3dsx
    • Hahaha : The Grolar Bear
    • hahaha : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
  • His Kia van is topped out at 120. : guido anchovy
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  http://twitter.com/georgeb3dr : NukemFornever
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    http://twitter.com/DFishDesign/statuses/22886176190 : NukemFornever
    • OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG O... : EricZBA
    • That's still vague... : CrustaR
    • Do these guys really have no self control? At this point they have hyped things to the level that even a ... : snot3353
  • holy smokes : supermonkeyballz
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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pr3mT2TOo4 is this really what we should be expecting? : mindshot
  • if anyone is expecting anything at all, it shouldn't be more than a generic shooter. : DonkeyPopsicle
  • I would play the hell out of it even if they released it back on the quake engines. I am extremely seriou... : uebersoldat
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  http://www.mightyboot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Pitchford.jpg : NukemFornever
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    8=========D : EricZBA
    • 8=========D : MamiyaOtaru
  • Oh snap! : dextius
  • Nice. : RomSteady
  • i want to believe : Deathlove
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    when was this picture taken (anyone have an exif reader?) : dextius
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      http://yfrog.com/20vdkj : NukemFornever
      • Uploaded 30 minutes ago. Interesting. : RomSteady
    • http://regex.info/exif.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mightyboot.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F09%2FPitch... : g0nk
    • http://regex.info/exif.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mightyboot.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F09%2FPitch... : Deathlove
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    it's gonna be every bit as good as Borderlands : dirge23
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      Considering I got 50+ hours out of borderlands then I am ok with DNF being as good. : sigpro
      • My issue is that the old build looked like garbage gameplay wise. Seemed it was falling behind in the ti... : kingdepork
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        Yeah, agreed on this point.. People bash borderlands, and then later realize they basically paid less tha... : dextius
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          but Borderlands is no Duke3D : dirge23
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            not sure what you mean.. I think both Borderlands and DNF will/are awesome. : dextius
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              i just considered Borderlands to be a merely okay game that failed to deliver on a lot of its potential, ... : dirge23
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                But to get 50 hours of gameplay HAS to indicate something is right, right? : dextius
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                  it's subjective. people play World of Warcraft for thousands and thousands of hours but i don't especiall... : dirge23
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                    that's a good point.. I have 50+ hours in all those games you just listed. But Borderlands had a beginni... : dextius
                    • How many of your 50 hours were after the so-called end of borderlands? All those games have a 'beginni... : Fayk
          • For it's time, no. Duke3D really gave the genre a shot to the nuts. Compare Borderlands to the DNF foot... : kingdepork
        • I was cynical going in, but it was excellent. Some really fun shootouts were had. : kingdepork
        • Yes, because the longer a game, the better it is. What? : Drewus
      • 80 hours here, Borderlands was awesome with some flaws. : aethyr
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      THIS JUST IN!! DNF HAS NO ENDING!!! : g0nk
      • Game name + revelation = ? : Omaha
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        Sort of like the Neverending Story, right? : guido anchovy
        • Mr Pizzacat, you just made that theme song get stuck in my head >:( : breadsticks
    • this post is like getting a blowjob... from a T-Rex. : Ride-My-Rocket
    • ULTRA COMBO! : lukej1337
  • Doubters shall burn forever for their heresy. : pigvomit
  • just saw this on twitter, confirmed duke incoming in 25 : timaste
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  I just hope it's the same game and not watered down. : Omaha
  • It won't be watered down, it will be terribly over the top : foo
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  Why are we even talking about this? Until they release playable code, this is to be ignored. : watcherxp
  • Duke is the siren's song for the shack.. you cannot escape it's pull.. it's a fucking black hole.. you wi... : dextius
  • I will ignore you instead. DNFFFF : MuteMode
  • No it will not. There are those of us who want the game to be finished and still believe in Santa Clause,... : sigpro
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    because it's fucking exciting. go back to your bridge : pancake humper
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      It's not exciting. : NastyJack
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        then collapse the thread and move on. These anti-duke posts are becoming more tiresome than any duke i... : pancake humper
        • I can't collapse it! That'd be like looking away from a car crash and that's no fun. : NastyJack
        • ding. this. guess what guys, you don't own the message board here. for some people, it's actually fun ... : PlanetPerfecto
      • You can't state an opinion as fact. Well you can, but its just stupid to. If you're not excited then don'... : snot3353
      • You do realize that pissing off people who hate DNF is part of the fun, right? : Schnapple
      • These guys seem pretty excited to me! : Arceihn
      • you have no soul. shut it. : kainen1
  • Like your wording, will subscribe. thanks. : abrasion
  • no. no it's not. : PlanetPerfecto
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  This could possibly be the most amazing day this year...possibly. All those hours playing and modding Duk... : uebersoldat
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    I've gone through every phase of being pissed off over this game not coming out. but holy shit, if today ... : dextius
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      my serious expectation: a formal announcement that it's still in development, some new media, and possibl... : dirge23
      • omg.. that would really, really sting. : dextius
      • but wasn't the game practically finished already before 3DRealms got the axe? : uebersoldat
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        Which would mean nothing. ''Only another 3 years to go now guys!''. : Lord Skellington
        • i think if they make a release date announcement we can more or less take it seriously, because due to th... : dirge23
    • If not, at least I won't be alone in my depression (again) : uebersoldat
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    this is going to be the biggest letdown EVER. that game will suck so hard : HisKillSkill
    • Fuck it! 13 years in development! It's a legend now. I'm going to buy it and play it through, then buy... : DrWaffles
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      If its got is one-liners, guts, aliens, guns and women...how can you be let down? Are you expecting Mass ... : uebersoldat
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        Those things are everywhere now. Duke was delayed because it was trying to one up all the other games. ... : kingdepork
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          I would love Duke3D with the Unreal engine. : The Grolar Bear
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            Why don't you just install the 3d graphics pack for duke3d and play it? : kingdepork
            • That thing takes AGES to load up a map, even on a modern PC. : uebersoldat
            • I've been doing this for awhile. : The Grolar Bear
        • *GASP* your blasphemy...it singes my devotion robes! : uebersoldat
    • It's going to get raped on reviews and newer gamers who never played Duke3D will wonder why anyone cares ... : kingdepork
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  This guy will finally be vindicated http://www.imgjoe.com/x/nukem.jpg : aethyr
  • I hope he still has it. I would love to see a video of him trying to redeem that thing. : DrWaffles
  • Hahaha : Dschinghis Khan
  • that is sooo awesome.. I hope he films when/if he goes in to redeem that sucker.. that'd be an awesome vi... : dextius
• The Gibson shall deliver. : ant_hillbilly
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  There is just too much evidence supporting it. THE KING IS BACK, BABY! : herradura99
  • lawsuits over, Pitchford in a duke shirt. George's cryptic tweets, dahanese no where to be found : NukemFornever
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  Place your bets: Will the 'DNF is done' announcement today spawn a bigger thread than the Quake 3 gone... : pancake humper
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    I wonder if DNF will be a 4-5 hour campaign, I expect 50+ hours at this point. : gmd
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      My guess would be 10 hours. : kingdepork
      • That is just not going to do it. That would be like masturbating for one year straight and getting a norm... : eldiablo01
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    How big was the monster thread for Q3? : Creepin_Jeezus
    • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?story=2953 5800 comments : pancake humper
    • Only 4000 posts which was huge back then. : baron calamity
  • Was that the longest thread in Shack history? : The Grolar Bear
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    Aren't there more people here now than then? : thecatinthehat
    • yeah, but no single news post comments have come close to that # : pancake humper
  • Hmm.. where is that thread where people bet when DNF was coming out? : dextius
  • No. : Ride-My-Rocket
• I bet they just announce thier intent to announce DNF may be finished eventually. : scapin
• THINGS YOU MAY NOT KNOW "It's going to be Duke Nukem 3D for the iPhone" That's already been done. h... : Schnapple
• Here we go again. Can it be 10 AM PT already, this shit needs to end. GOLD or fucking Black Listed. : inf3d3l
• Posting in this historic thread. I want to believe. : afty
• BRING IT!!! : manero
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  Every one of you who didn't believe. SHAME. SHAME. : pigvomit
  • If the game doesn't suck I will be horribly confused and eternally grateful to gearbox. : kingdepork
• Just think, in some parallel universes, people have been playing DNF for years. In others, people will n... : Omaha
• Time to kick ass and chew through console menus baby : kainen1
• Is it time yet? : dodob
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  is it in less than an hour now? i'm not good at american timezones :( : fsck
  • 40 minutes or thereabouts. : ZeroSignal
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    1pm EST / 12PM Central .. I do believe. So, yes, less than an hour. : inf3d3l
    • Is there a good video feed? : pigvomit
• NoFap Sept dudes. Duke is gonna make you rub one off. You're fucked. : inf3d3l
• They should have just made a 2D sequel to Duke Nukem 2 and released it on Live/PSN/WiiWare a la Megaman 9... : scythide
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  Is it wrong that I want to eat my lunch at my desk today? : pancake humper
  • haha was just thinking the same thing. Co-worker just asked me if I wanted to join him for lunch, think ... : atom519
• 2012 release - they bought the IP, game in current form was unusable. : multisync
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  LIVE STREAM UP : inf3d3l
  • and its a test, those fuckers. 30 minutes till showtime : inf3d3l
  • Fucking women. : kingdepork
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  FU BITCH! : Daggoth
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    SERIOUSLY TELLING US TO WAIT 30 MINUTE fuck that was dahanese? shit : Daggoth
    • someone please nuke this thread before they send pancake to attack my leg =( : Daggoth
• Hi dahanese! : Goto10
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  http://www.ustream.tv/2kgameslive woa, Dahanese was on the feed! : liqker
  • dahoneyse : vx2o
  • dayonese : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  RANDOM DAHANESE : Yanks
  • Who has a pokeball ready in case she pops up again? : pixelat3d
• Posting so I can be a part of the meltdown history : heyrobscott
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  STREAM WAS JUST LIVE FOR 30 SECONDS A GIRL HAD A MIC TESTING THE SOUND 2K LOGO WAS IN BACKGRouND GIRL WAS... : lukej1337
  • THIS JUST IN : inf3d3l
  • dahanese is porking duke nukem, mikecyb not available for comment : dirge23
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  How many copies would 2K have to sell for Duke to be profitable? : Bruzilla
  • A little over 75 million. : snot3353
  • All of them. : reznory
  • 300 billion : eldiablo01
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  What the hell do people like me do that have UStream blocked at work? Are any gaming sites live blogging... : manlyman
  • Pretty sure you'll get plenty of feedback here, lol. : inf3d3l
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    This will be everywhere the moment it is announced or not. I don't think you have to worry :) : pancake humper
    • True enough, just wish there was something a bit less....messy : manlyman
  • maybe someone is justin.tv'ing the ustream? : lukej1337
  • close your eyes and cover them. Is it black? Good thats exactly the same thing showing on the Ustream. : baron calamity
• Dahanese just scared the shit out me. Thanks dear. Thats what i get for leaving the page open in the midd... : squigiliwams
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  If a DNF release date is announced, I will post pics of my ex-girlfriends boobies! : freakynipples69
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    um..you do know that is like guaranteed to happen, right? : lukej1337
    • That's why I'm posting my ex's boobs and not my current ;) : freakynipples69
  • Im gonna hold you to this. : stelth
  • make with the pics : bad_fish
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  http://yfrog.com/20vdkj : mechanicalgrape
  • http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=263011 : handofthrawn
  • OLD! : manlyman
  • http://yfrog.com/mtn14jj : liqker
  • whoa! : ass-street
  • please don't rape my childhood DNF Randy. : atom519
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    what the fuck is 10am PT in civilized middle european gmt+1? : JohnnyDanger
    • PDT is gmt - 7 right now. : sigpro
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  PROOF http://blog.pikimal.com/geek/2010/09/03/piki-at-pax-the-duke-he-has-returned/ : inf3d3l
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    mmmhmmm : MuteMode
    • 9/3/2010 Never Forget. : MuteMode
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    holy shit : pancake humper
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      who else got goose bumps : pancake humper
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        A giant shit eating grin came across my face. Goosebumps came and went too fast : ateam311
        • i too ate shit and came across your face. : waxthirteen
      • A whole wave of them went through my body... these bastards know how to pull at my middle adolescent chil... : dextius
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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT! GLAD I BET MY LIFE SAVINGS ON DUKE! : herradura99
    • Always bet on black Duke. : aethyr
    • you'd be broke : jonin
  • Duke looks different. : Omaha
  • oh shit son : Daggoth
  • GG GUYS GG : Creepin_Jeezus
  • What is that thrumming in the air? Why, I believe it's the sound of every gaming nerd in the world crying... : Rehevkor
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    There is a God! : pigvomit
    • told ya'll... : uebersoldat
  • Starting to look quite plausable. : abrasion
  • Duke in the Octogon looks like Stephan Bonnar. http://www.viprasys.org/vb/f72/ufc-s-stephan-bonnar-ste... : liqker
  • I bet dognose has a boner the size of texas right now. : sigpro
  • hahah, always bet on duke : Cheeziologist
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    George confirmed it on twitter : supermonkeyballz
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      http://twitter.com/georgeb3dr/status/22901872637 : pancake humper
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        Dude, this may take down the shack.. : dextius
        • It's going to : pancake humper
      • Ahhh snap. : HL3dsx
      • So how does this work re: Gearbox? I saw the Gear logo on that pic above, but George is twittering about ... : reelbk
  • duek has gone BRO. BRO DUKE : mista mista
  • Haha, I want a Balls of Steel patch. : theangrywaffles
  • If the environment is more interactive than standard AAA titles, I will be sold. : kingdepork
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    That's a Gearbox logo isn't it. : Porkasaurus
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      Yup. Sadly, no 3DR logo in sight. : Gary the Llama
      • They also removed the American Flag from the DNF logo. =( : inf3d3l
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    The Gibson delivers!! : ant_hillbilly
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      No kidding.. he was probably like "those idiots on the shack won't stop talking about it, we gotta get th... : dextius
      • It explains why Steve hasn't been on the Shack lately. This is a secret that he couldn't keep from us so ... : Gary the Llama
  • BALLS OF STEEL : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Agh! got something in my eye.. hold on a sec.. : dextius
  • I love how the schoolgirl has her hand basically on Duke's crotch in the display on the right. He's such ... : snot3353
  • Woah : Rauol Duke
  • GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY : cap n KRUNCH
  • please don't consolize this game gearbox! If you stay true to PC we'll all buy it! : ]pm[chem
  • asdfl;j0wfj0293fj02fjfasdf : zyklonbee
  • OH MY GOD !!!!!!!11 : uebersoldat
  • Can it be? : jdmSlix
  • Always bet on DUKE!! : The Grolar Bear
  • =O : g0nk
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    I called in. I had to be at work at 1. Fuck that. Duke > Work. : inf3d3l
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      Well, I told them I'd be in at 2 instead. heh : inf3d3l
      • Ahh priorities. : dextius
    • I have to leave town in 20 minutes...fuck that too. I'm sitting my ass right here. The wife is going to b... : uebersoldat
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    so gearbox has duke nukem forever.. BUT more importantly is WHEN will WE have it? : NukemFornever
    • Errr.... when its done? : HL3dsx
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      Would be awesome if there was some form of demo released today. But thats asking too much maybe. : inf3d3l
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        http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2010/09/03/controversial-long-awaited-duke-nukem-forever-will-finally-be-r... : NukemFornever
        • Seriously, I am tearing up here.. "“The approach and investment and process at 3d Realms didnâ�... : dextius
        • I hope that isn't true. Normally you put together a launch plan before you show shit off. Then again this... : inf3d3l
  • posting in this historic thread : Thomas Hace
  • fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah : pukerat
  • Ha ha ha, so awesome. : locater16
  • That gentle drumming you hear is boners hitting the underside of desks everywhere : Dunwich
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    That isn't proof of anything other than duke nukem forever is being made. ITS BEEN BEING MADE FOR THE LAS... : JohnnyRey
    • proof its at pax, calm down there guy : inf3d3l
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    I'm tingly. I'm fucking tingly! : freakynipples69
    • Check me out, I'm dancing, I'm DANCING!!!! : dextius
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    also, lol @ no 3DRealms logo. After all this time and they don't even get to put their name on the box. : aethyr
    • i noticed that. I wonder if Gearbox now owns it because they Randy said they are going to annouced the st... : baron calamity
  • Agghahxh hshab gang Kfisdshbv gvvbsf 8===D ~~~~~~~~~~~ : EricZBA
  • *SQQQUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee* : pixelat3d
  • DNF Shackbattles Ahoy! : H@rvester
• In addition, a source at the convention told Joystiq that images of Duke Nukem are visible at the 2K boot : pancake humper
• They will announce an engine change. : vx2o
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  From 2kgames' twitter: http://yfrog.com/mtn14jj COME GET SOME in space : Deathlove
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    omg DNF takes place entirely in space! : atom519
    • Mmnyyes.... in the same sense that say, Braveheart takes place entirely in space. : Omaha
• omgomgomgomgomg I need donuts : Downforce
• Ì¿' Ì¿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'Ì¿'Ì¿ Ì¿ : ZenzenTen
• Today is the day the internet explodes : Cheeziologist
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  BREAKING NEWS (Spoilers) This release is console only, no PC port is currently in the works, but t : watcherxp
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    ^^^^^^ This person is not funny : manlyman
    • wasn't a joke, just passing on what I heard. : watcherxp
  • You will not take this away from us!! : Lord Skellington
  • Fuck You. : TEXIT
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    You shut your whore mouth!! : uebersoldat
    • ^^^^^ : Colleton
  • Who let you in here?! : iamgoat
  • BURN THE WITCH! : Rehevkor
  • keep raging, bro : RikiTiki2
  • banned : Cheeziologist
  • NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED : halophoenix
• Release Date: September 28th, 2003!!! : iamgoat
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  Request to shut down all of the other chatty threads to improve MD performance. : ateam311
  • we're going plaid : Deathlove
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  So it'll be on steam in 3 hours or something right? Jesus christ can you imagine if that hapenned? : abrasion
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    I would suck your cock if that happened. : ateam311
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      I'd suck my cock if that happened. : abrasion
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        I'll videotape. : HL3dsx
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          self.mpg : abrasion
          • /Profit! : HL3dsx
  • ps3 exclusive ! : HisKillSkill
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    The RP 'rating pending' on the stand up ads leads me to believe this is not the case :( : TEXIT
    • Duke Nukem Forever will be the first game released as RP : ateam311
  • It won't be out in 3 hours on Steam. The images above show the ESRB "Rating Pending" icon on the placa... : RomSteady
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  So this announcement is in like, 20 minutes, no? : Vincent Grayson
  • 19 : HisKillSkill
  • Knowing them they will announce it at the end. : ant_hillbilly
  • When it's on. : Omaha
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  2KGames Twitter has a pic of the logo. http://twitter.com/2kgames http://yfrog.com/mtn14jj : The Warthog
  • Awesome. Pig cops in space. : Bruzilla
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  It is has come! duke is here! http://forums.3drealms.com/vb/showthread.php?t=37977&page=64 scroll down pa... : sistergrim
  • WAY TO READ THE THREAD : HisKillSkill
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  http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2010/09/03/controversial-long-awaited-duke-nukem-forever-will-finally-be-r... : pancake humper
  • The game is currently expected to ship in 2010 although given it’s history Pitchford is understand : Daggoth
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    Gearbox hopes to release the game next year. : dirge23
    • the article contradicts itself : dirge23
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    "Gearbox hopes to release the game next year." /facepalm : g0nk
    • read at the end: The game is currently expected to ship in 2010 although given it’s history Pit : pancake humper
    • NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG : YerMothah
    • Sigh. : Nixx2004
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    2010 ship date? Really? : uebersoldat
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      It's already September. I'd be extremely surprised if it shipped before Jan 1, 2011. : Ride-My-Rocket
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        Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is. : iamgoat
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          With its history, it should not have been announced until it went gold, just like Doom 3 was. : YerMothah
          • ^^^^^^This : JohnnyRey
          • Doom3 was not announced when it went gold it was announced at e3 and had a huge alpha phase leak ala hl2 ... : shotgun1
      • The telling information is that it's in the polishing stage. : exigence7
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      "Gearbox hopes to release the game next year." : ]pm[chem
      • haha and later "The game is currently expected to ship in 2010" -- nice job, WSJ : ]pm[chem
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    “We’re in the polishing phase now. This is a game where we can not make a promise we can not : liqker
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      I wonder how many times George said that before they RAN OUT OF FUCKING MONEY : ateam311
      • As long as 3DRealms isn't involved anymore that shouldn't be an issue this time. : Zek
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      "It's simply maintenance and polish from here on out." GeorgeB3DR, 8/31/2006 : Schnapple
      • oops, link: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=12779001 : Schnapple
      • haha : gmd
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    With Gearbox Software we brought all those pieces together. It’s the game it was meant to be. T... : pyrogen
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      fyi, my inside source told me Gearbox went back to the quake 1 engine : gmd
      • my mind is at ease now, thanks : pyrogen
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      Everyone's flipping their lids over Gearbox's involvement, but is it that much of a stretch to think that... : Schnapple
      • I don't think anyone cares about how its made at this point. It's about actually finishing the god damned... : inf3d3l
      • Gearbox hired some of the 3dr staff and pitchford worked on D3D (even if he isn't a coder anymore) so I a... : sigpro
      • Here is the whole quote: According to Pitchford, Gearbox began finishing “Duke Nukem Foreverâ� : pyrogen
• I only have this thread open and am refreshing it every minute. : ImageOmega
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  HOLY CRAP GUYS! http://store.steampowered.com/app/dnf : Gary the Llama
  • troll is trolly : moshman
  • D: : MamiyaOtaru
  • >:( : ass-street
  • diaf : AMikaboshi
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  George's Twitter: I wanna see two things today. #dukenukem trending and crashed servers. http://www.us : Gary the Llama
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    I don't really understand what he means : Ride-My-Rocket
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      he wants twitter to have a duke nukem trend and he wants the servers to crash from overload. May happen. : uebersoldat
      • ahhh... thank you for the explanation. : Ride-My-Rocket
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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzxWZupHWkc BALLS OF STEEL BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS... : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    That womans nightmare is going to begin again when she see's the ads on TV. ''Oh my God..he's started ... : Lord Skellington
    • lol : Gary the Llama
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  Open this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ejg-lPcFxU Then this: http://www.shackpics.com/files/saving... : DrWaffles
  • PAGING DOGNOSE THIS WILL MAKE YOU SHED TEARS : DrWaffles
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  front page story: http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/65435 : dirge23
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    who the fuck reads the front page : HisKillSkill
    • i didn't read the story myself : dirge23
    • typical retarded front page comment: "This better not be for the stupid handheld Duke games or I might go... : uebersoldat
  • There's a front page? : Ride-My-Rocket
• its gonna 0wn : retardhumper
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  groan, somebody shackmessage me when it's on steam : cpt_gloval
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    http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=23896950#itemanchor_23896950 : Gary the Llama
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      stop being retarded : YerMothah
      • wicked tahded : cpt_gloval
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  Is there a feed for this or something? : boarder2
  • http://www.ustream.tv/2kgameslive http://www.ustream.tv/2kgameslive http://www.ustream.tv/2kgameslive... : DrWaffles
  • http://www.ustream.tv/2kgameslive : Ride-My-Rocket
  • http://www.ustream.tv/2kgameslive : Gary the Llama
• Announcement will be that duke will be the leader for the American civilization in Civ 5 : Cheeziologist
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  there's a disturbing lack of dognose posts in this thread :( : Daggoth
  • He's currently masturbating to the off-air Ustream feed with all four feet. : Ride-My-Rocket
  • Dognose exploded about 15 miles back : watcherxp
  • he set his car for ludicrous speed and is on his way to Washington : Cheeziologist
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    They should have given him an all paid trip to Pax for the announcement. : adodric
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      who says they didn't? : RikiTiki2
      • No one, just saying they should have in the case they didn't! : adodric
  • seriously, where the fuck is he? this is his moment.. : dextius
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    lol his phone goes straight to VM : boomstickah
    • hahahahahahahah : Ride-My-Rocket
    • he's cutting all forms of communication and entering a zen like state of bliss in preparation. : hirosushima
  • I bet he is there : supermonkeyballz
  • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=23897500#itemanchor_23897500 : ysbreker
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  I very much want Pitchford to come on stage, shout COME GET SOME MOTHERFUCKERS, make it rain, roll a ten ... : Deathlove
  • That sounds like something he would do. : iamgoat
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  is the stream working? : stgdz
  • No. : -sk-
  • 6 minutes : re4ctor
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  where is dognose? is he a surprise guest at PAX? : fsck
  • I hope he's the guy demoing it on the stream. It'd be fucking awesome if he was. : ShekkyBoy
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  Man, I cant imagine the strain the 2K conference streaming server must be under right now. In other ne... : MeestaNob
  • LET'S BREAK 1K FUCK YEAH : DrWaffles
  • Hopefully it won't be like the bioshock video. : kingdepork
  • I would love to know what kind of bandwidth they're throwing at it right now, and I'm wondering if it wil... : Ride-My-Rocket
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  I have totally stopped anything resembling work, I have my earbuds plugged into my laptop and the live st... : Rehevkor
  • yeah, not a good day at the office for me either. : dextius
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    I'm supposed to be studying, but would Duke want that? No. : The Grolar Bear
    • Same here! : The Kazlor
  • was supposed to be driving to Denver for HS reunion : MamiyaOtaru
  • Oddly it's been really productive for me, but I luckily just fired off a script that will take a while to... : Conan
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    You can actually connect to the stream? : ysbreker
    • It hasn't started yet. : Rehevkor
• http://twitter.com/georgeb3dr/status/22901872637 : ysbreker
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  Prepare to be disappointed... : vx2o
  • My moneys on a Duke Nukem ARG : My Documents
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  anyone seen dognose? : dopefish
  • We might see him on the 2K feed. : The Grolar Bear
  • he's getting his longhair cut into a buzzcut : ass-street
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  oh shit here we go ... : Daggoth
  • no? the stream was buffering for a few seconds and stopped. they're probably getting hammered. : Daggoth
  • GAH! It's taking too long to stream!! *panic!* : uebersoldat
• This stream is not going to work. lol : ant_hillbilly
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  Stream's up. SONS OF ANARCHY PROMO \m/ : Deathlove
  • Heh, i got a Cedar point promo.. : dextius
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  USTREAM IS ONLINE. This is not a drill. http://www.ustream.tv/2kgameslive : Ride-My-Rocket
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    man, I just have the loading, spinny icon. Stream is probably F-ed : Cheeziologist
    • Same :( I hope my shitty connection will handle it, I don't tend to stream much here atm. : Creepin_Jeezus
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    Anyone seeing anything? Mine is buffering. : Gary the Llama
    • Buffering here as well. : Deathlove
  • i just see a spinning circle thing. :\ : baron calamity
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    False alarm, it was a shitty Dish Network ad. : Rehevkor
    • Oh shit, Hamburger Helper now. : Rehevkor
  • something tells me no one's going to get to watch this. : waxthirteen
  • how do i disable the stupid comments stream on the side? buncha morons there : RikiTiki2
  • The entire internet is going down. : dextius
  • oh noez its borked : inf3d3l
  • spinning circle. 0.1kB/sec download rate. FIX THIS SHIT DAHANESE! : Daggoth
  • For the love of God, show me something1! : iamgoat
  • I have a 2K icon it stopped buffering : supermonkeyballz
  • OFFLINE. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU : Creepin_Jeezus
  • WTF IT WENT OFF AIR : Maddog_Delphi97
  • Idiots should've bought more bandwidth! : lechuck59
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    Dahanese WTF !? I know you hate me but I get a pass for this! : uebersoldat
    • 2K doesn't seem to get streaming video on the internet. Every one of their big annoucements fail. : baron calamity
  • Can't connect just getting a black screen.. :( : Shadowdane
  • What does it feel like to be a HEINOUS LIAR? : Entity
  • Is anyone seeing the stream, or is it offline for all? : dnagenome
  • 2 minutes! : baron calamity
  • Posting in historic thread of Duke-ness. : Wyvern
  • it's all 360 controllers lol : barichnikov
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  CAN THIS THREAD BE BIGGER THAN APPLE KEYNOTE : HisKillSkill
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    IT BETTER WELL BE : DrWaffles
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      This fucking thread better crash the site : ateam311
      • ateam311, anything less than this will not suffice. : The Grolar Bear
  • AT LEAST THE APPLE STREAM WORKED : HisKillSkill
  • at least 7.2 times bigger : rosewood
• Here we go! : inf3d3l
• There's some shit happening in my 2K video window!!!! : reelbk
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  I just got the AD but now it's back to a black screen? : sanchez
  • Same. : The Grolar Bear
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  OMG BUFFERING! : Mecha Tofu Pirate
  • wtf is realnetworks running this shit? : sanchez
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  That real-time Twitter feed next to the stream window is annoying as fuck. : ShekkyBoy
  • Full-screen ftw. : Ride-My-Rocket
  • I do the pop out thing and watch it on another screen. : inf3d3l
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  What does it say about me that I'm just not that excited? I honestly don't care anymore. Never thought I ... : avatar_58
  • Well, gearbox has never promised something that was not true. : watcherxp
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    I say you will change your tune if they show a new gameplay video. : ImageOmega
    • We'll see. I might visit the old guys from 3drforums tonight - see what they think. I just don't have the... : avatar_58
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    It's not like Gearbox was really given enough time to change the game around. I think it'll probably be w... : sanchez
    • Very very true. We'll have to wait and see. Also FUCK being at work with a PC that has no speakers. I ... : avatar_58
  • Well it's not your fault, it's hard to get excited for something that we know nothing about. It's like EP... : PointlesS76
• FUCKING BUFFERING GOD DAMNIT : Yanks
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  is says on air but nothings happening! : lukej1337
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    HIT REFRESH EVERYONE IT WILL LOAD AN AD THEN THE SHOW : lukej1337
    • OFF LINE AGAIN WOT? : lukej1337
  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO : fsck
• I had a feeling that all that work wouldn't just get indefinitely shelved, awesome to hear, can't wait to... : tunis5000
• Bioshock Infinity'd : kingdepork
• Buffering...................................................... : sikander
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  This is totally going to be a Dukes of Hazard mmo. : walker270
  • What's better than one Duke? TWO DUKES!!! : Albemuth
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  The shack is fucking crawling. This may kill laryn.x. : reelbk
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    someone quick give us a fallback IRC : lukej1337
    • toggle

      http://mibbit.com/#shacknews@irc.afternet.org : EricZBA
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        Dude, you got this on watchthread man? : dnagenome
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          You cant bring me down man. Today is the happiest day of my life! I texted dognose but no answer. I ho... : EricZBA
          • The stream is spose to be loading, it says it is anyway, and you need watchthread!!! : dnagenome
• Stream won't load, cue FUUUUUUUUUUU : locater16
• FAIL : sikander
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  So much for a live stream huh? :P : SolrFlare
  • Broussard got what he wanted. He's probably laughing right now.. : uebersoldat
• That was the best stream ever! : Hemtroll
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  Off Air again.. :( : g0nk
  • crushed in its infancy :( : Thomas Hace
  • Do live streams ever fucking work? >:( : Modulus
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAH : askedrelic
• AAAAAAnd offline again : Cheeziologist
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  USTREAM IS OFFLINE. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU : Ride-My-Rocket
  • IAWFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU : r3dn3ck
• duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke : sirkne
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  Please be a Rick Astley music video!!! : supermonkeyballz
  • lol : Uninitialized
  • That would be fucking hilarious. And sad at the same time. For dognose mostly. BUT MOSTLY HILARIOUS. : laurgasms
  • That would rock, i gotta admit. : watcherxp
  • YES! A true rickroll would be amazing right now : RikiTiki2
  • greatest rick roll in history : jonin
  • lol : abrasion
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgUrqGFxV3Q : DrWaffles
  • hehehe : Hemtroll
  • Greatest, rickroll, IN HISTORY : locater16
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    always bet on Rick : dirge23
    • You might win something! : rick
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  And it's off air again. What's the bet that the conference IS going on as we sit here watching their s... : MeestaNob
  • yea mine says live broadcast started 5 minutes ago, but i dont see shit. : jonin
• Stop teasing it! : tohm82
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  Well, looks like George is going to get at least one of the things he wanted to see today! : Conan
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    Ok 2k, here is the deal, if you have a huge annoucement and have the video available from one source, tha... : baron calamity
    • uStream has a lot of resources available, maybe they didn't configure it for high traffic. : iamgoat
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  Don't worry guys, they are just updating the stream to a newer and better engine. : pyrogen
  • lol : sanchez
• Aaaaaaaaand, limp again. : Bruzilla
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  http://twitter.com/GearboxSoftware/status/22904222245 : -sk-
  • damnit missed the announcement. : ant_hillbilly
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    Looks like you guys picked a bad time to stop masturbating. : mysled
    • I wont be disqualified if someone helps me out. hint hint nudge nudge wink wink poke poke : sanchez
    • hahahahahaah : Rotten Deadite
  • HE IS RISEN : Metatron85
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  http://yfrog.com/jlpvlej FIX THE STREAM DAHANESE DAMN IT :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO : DrWaffles
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    Who the fuck is that red headed kid. Fuck him. : ateam311
    • Friggen ginerboy : iamgoat
• "Live broadcast started 7 minutes ago" and below that "Off Air" FFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : g0nk
• http://kotaku.com/5629589/duke-nukem-forever-spotted-at-pax : gigaduck
• How fitting: http://www.easyscreens.info/?v=5508 : pancake humper
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  Stream up! : kainen1
  • LOAD DAMN YOU LOOOOOOOOAD : inf3d3l
• It's interesting to see how important PAX has become. More and more companies do their big announcements ... : ysbreker
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  on air again : Cheeziologist
  • Ring of Loading FUCK : ateam311
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  sucks for the people that read the outline of the story : stgdz
  • WORK DAMNIT : stgdz
• Third attempt. WORK YOU BASTARD! : Daggoth
• stream is back (again) : watcherxp
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  USTREAM IS ONLINE (#2). This is not a drill. Still just a spinning icon for me tho http://www.ustrea... : Ride-My-Rocket
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    off air again :( : sanchez
    • me too : RikiTiki2
  • Jesus Fucking Christ. : Creepin_Jeezus
  • This is more painful than trying to play Ikariam without any fingers : ateam311
  • It was a drill. =/ : ImageOmega
  • its up bu apparently we missed everything. :\ : baron calamity
• ohohohoh?? movement? : Creepin_Jeezus
• No one liveblogging the announcement? : ShekkyBoy
• LOL, the stream chat is like a shack (meme) battle gone horribly horribly wrong! : fadetofunk
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  wtf-- i think they are just doing the press conference and the stream is busted : lukej1337
  • i just heard a whole grain helper ad and i have no idea where it came from : lukej1337
• This streaming tease is perfectly appropriate. : lechuck59
• I want to put my penis inside that spinning circle so bad : Hemtroll
• at least i'm getting ads. so that's cool. : pandastrong
• Offair, sigh. Poor dahanese. : Nixx2004
• MY NAME IS DOUK NOUKEM: http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1138/dukenukemmoarpq1.gif : Serpico74
• off air again : watcherxp
• mikecyb what is this bush league shit ! : gmd
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  http://twitter.com/dognose/status/22904812964 : ZeroSignal
  • I'm waiting for the update on http://dognose.livejournal.com/ : laurgasms
  • lol awesome : ass-street
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    lol. How... understated. : Creepin_Jeezus
    • that's the way he rolls : Nitrium
  • OMFG YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : g0nk
  • <3 : Ride-My-Rocket
  • DOGNOES!!!! :DDDDD : Daggoth
  • It's official now. : moe6
  • Awesome : Serpico74
  • today is such a great day.. I am so happy for him. : dextius
  • Fuck yea! : mad-d00d
• Paging freakynipples69 http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=23896699#itemanchor_23896699 : ass-street
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  MY BODY IS READY : GloriousCow
  • dahanese's body is ready : GloriousCow
• Christ this stream is a steaming pile of fail. On air my arse. : MeestaNob
• sorry everyone, i accidentally the stream :( : Daggoth
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  My reverse karma worked! I'm so fucking excited. http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/9/2010/09/... : rosewood
  • And they start to reneg : pancake humper
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  To get you in the mood, songs that were topping the Billboard Chart, April 1997, when DNF was first annou... : aethyr
  • TY! : lukej1337
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    Hypnotize is perfect for this. : Deathlove
    • hahahaha this will get lost in the monster thread but it's gold: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnotize_%... : dirge23
• UStream, more like Usuck : inf3d3l
• Live broadcast started 14 minutes ago : watcherxp
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  Lol. so much for anything streaming, someone with an iphone could do better. Guess we'll catch whatever h... : locater16
  • Someone should add it to the a13 list. "In April 1997, streaming a video on the Internet to millions o... : Schnapple
  • stream is up and working fine for me. : devi| dog
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  ITS ON!!! : supermonkeyballz
  • 2011 release date. Woooooot? : Creepin_Jeezus
  • whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?!??! : Creepin_Jeezus
• stream up! : TroZ
• whoa, video : watcherxp
• STREAM IS UP!! : SymGeo
• Hey, who's the redhead? :D : mn3m0n1c
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  http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/65436 It's Official! Duke Nukem Forever Returns, 2K Publishing t : EricZBA
  • not gearbox. god damnit : mista mista
• Stream is working. Dahanese is talkin... : Rotten Deadite
• YES! Playable Duke! Aboot time! : Hemtroll
• SOMETHING'S HAPPENING : justwr!ght
• OMG ELIZAAAAABETH : askedrelic
• Stream is on! It's dahanese with a mic. : Deathlove
• omg its playable. : ant_hillbilly
• oh hi dahanese! : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  http://dognose.livejournal.com/ :D : Deathlove
  • LoL, fucking dognose :D : LoioshDwaggie
• Hi Dahanese! Is it fun there? : locater16
• Damn i get nothing on the Live Streams... anyone got a connection and seeing anything? : Shadowdane
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  FEED IS FREEKING LIVE!!! http://www.ustream.tv/2kgameslive They just said you get hand on DUKE!!!!!... : valcan_s
  • PLAYABLE FORM OMG! Full playable demo! [Blows up in a million coins!] I am so alone... : valcan_s
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  Woahaoahaoahaoahoh. : Creepin_Jeezus
  • Bored sweaty geeks in a line. This is technology at it's best. : Creepin_Jeezus
• if I wanted to see dahanese I would just stalk her post history, show the damn game ! : gmd
• hands on at the conference! : pancake humper
• DAMNIT ELIZABETH YU WERE HOLDING OUT ON US! : TastyWheat
• OK leading to lunch, let me know if I miss anything : watcherxp
• SHOW ME THE GAME DAHANESE : Yanks
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  WTF is happening, someone tell me damnit - I'm streamless : avatar_58
  • toggle

    it's...it's so beautiful...I ... : hirosushima
    • it's fine, relax, sit down. We're all shaken but take a few deep breaths. : Hemtroll
  • bunch of nerds standing infront of Duke Nukem Forever posters : GloriousCow
  • dahanese posted a DNF beta code open to everybody who was watching the stream : sanchez
• dahanese is going in with them? those lucky ducks :$ : Daggoth
• Haha, dahanese has been holding out on us. I bet mikecyb knew. : aethyr
• She's doing a really good job actually, hey DAHANESE IS YOUR PAGER GOING OFF RIGHT NOW? : abrasion
• When will they show dahanese posting on the Shack telling us to stop clogging her RSS feed? : Hemtroll
• "You are on the internet!" HAHA : freakynipples69
• I won't be happy until I see them pull dognose up on stage with them during the presentation. : Borzoi
• oh good, a live stream of people waiting in line just what I wanted to watch. : WindChill33
• Hi Dahanese! take us inside!! : supermonkeyballz
• i think i just sTeve walk in front of the camera while on his cellphone : NastyNorman
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  Was that mike? : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • I thought the same thing : gmd
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  No release date? Ptffff. Who cares. : JohnnyRey
  • i'm going to guess quite a few people. : pandastrong
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  http://dognose.livejournal.com/ <3 : ZeroSignal
  • lol : abrasion
  • WIN!!! <3 dognose!!! : dextius
  • best blog on the internet : sikander
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  http://dnir.ytmnd.com/ still stupid but at least it wasn't premature : MamiyaOtaru
  • Not stupid at all, I'm playing it in the background of the stream to add to the moment. I'm overjoyed ... : MeestaNob
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  Holy crap, this means we'll actually have a DNF GONE GOLD thread??? Wow! : Rotten Deadite
  • and the VEGAS SHACKMEET! will actually happen!!!!!!!!!! : RikiTiki2
  • dude, this is the PRE thread. just imagine that thread. gods... : AMikaboshi
  • Don't get ahead of yourself. : pyrogen
• DAHANESESSESESESESESES : moe6
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  My stream is everywhere : rosewood
  • video's good here but audio is all over the place : Daggoth
  • I'm totally streaming all over myself right now : Hemtroll
  • STEVE! : RikiTiki2
  • sCary!!! : moe6
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  Lol at all the feed guys in the 2K games live stream talking about Dahanese. : SolrFlare
  • glassgirl : fsck
• http://dnir.ytmnd.com/ : TastyWheat
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  14 years later, I am watching a fucking stream of people in a line. FUCK OFF. Show the god damn DUKE : inf3d3l
  • toggle

    You have waited 14 years. You can wait a tiny bit longer. Hold yourself together. : snot3353
    • YOU DONT KNOW ME : inf3d3l
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    You mean you didn't wait 14 years to see yo-yo tricks? : Nixx2004
    • I was doing yo-yo tricks 14 years ago, when I was younger. : inf3d3l
• what is going on plz. omfg internet : Downforce
• Hey, it's Steve Gibson! : Deathlove
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  lol steve : mr.sleepy
  • lol that's all this stream needed. : Rotten Deadite
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  STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE GIBSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON : DrWaffles
  • lol did dahanese just boss gibson around? : DrWaffles
• Hahaha, Steve! : aethyr
• Heh Steve. : Nixx2004
• STEEEEEEVE!!! : Mad Brahmin Disease
• HE'S A WITCH! BURN HIM WITH FIRE!!! : Daggoth
• STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : pigvomit
• OMG STEVE! HE'S SO DREAMY!!!2 : iamgoat
• Hi Steve! : Grumbeld
• STEVE GIBSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : EricZBA
• oh hi Steve : Mecha Tofu Pirate
• STEVE!! : AMikaboshi
• STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 : g0nk
• Steve on a Duke Forever announcement. How weird is that. : Conan
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  Steve!!! I keep half expecting to see Dognose come running in onto camera and tackling Dahanese : SolrFlare
  • I want him to walk out on the stage :( : Grumbeld
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  STEVE!!!!!!!!! : justwr!ght
  • The shack is going to implode. : justwr!ght
• THE GIBSON!!! : c_man_tmt
• Its Steve!!!!! Say hi Steve! : baron calamity
• OMG STEVE IS THIS LIKE A WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE : askedrelic
• THE GIBSON : TastyWheat
• OMG it's sTeve! : Xevo
• Steve who? : GloriousCow
• IT'S STEVE GIBSON FROM GEARBOX : gnomish
• Random Gibson. : theangrywaffles
• steve jibson! : sanchez
• Hello Steve Gibson! : OmegaRed59
• gibson : foo
• I'm masturbating to Steve Gibson : ErneX
• Hi Steve, bye Steve. : CrimsonHandHiro
• GIBSON DELIVERS!! : ant_hillbilly
• STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE : snowwolf
• gibson you bastard! I sent jimmy_legs your gameboy advance... I think : supermonkeyballz
• I got the DOOOOOOOOOOK! : J2 Analog
• OMG STEVE!!! : grendel
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  STEVE GIBSON IS READY TO DROP THE SERVERS! : fsck
  • that already happened. : Daggoth
• toggle

  5224 Shackers Online (that has gone up 800 shackers in 10 minutes) ..... : abrasion
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    only 600 watching the stream : dignan
    • jumprf to 14000 : dignan
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  really? yoyos? : re4ctor
  • uh, yeah : steve_o
  • Fucking yoyo guys... Can we get a real camera guy in here? : Creepin_Jeezus
• CHRIS REMO! Oh wait.. : Hemtroll
• developed and optimized for the PC uh huh : stgdz
• STEEEEEEEEVE : MurrayTheSkull
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  I WANT TO PUNCH THE YO-YO GUY : ErneX
  • I have no desire to be in that line because of yo yo guy and dressed up guy. "BABBAGES BLAR REFERENC... : zebosausamite
• television, had a lot of work experience... : sgtsanity
• So many aspergers. : ryuuseki
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  what is this line up for? : sikander
  • toggle

    PAX attendees can play the game : Maarten Goldstein
    • ah, sweet : sikander
• Woah there's hands on! : justwr!ght
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  Who would have thought the guy who made a Quake focused website would end up helping the game which 'ain'... : abrasion
  • not surprising since late night console news became regular news became the majority of the news : RikiTiki2
  • It's definitely an odd shared past that we all have with this game.. Quake has seen multiple sequels.. It... : dextius
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  holy fuck 878 replies : proclone1
  • is latestchatty still working? : sikander
• HRRRRRRRRRRRNG GOING INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN : DrWaffles
• Finally. : inf3d3l
• if jesus returned to the earth today would anyone really be impressed : boring gegtik
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  So surreal....DNF coming out...Steve Gibson being involved...Dahanese doing the hosting...this is like th... : rossimo
  • shacknews: we're a big deal : askedrelic
  • needs more dognose in there :( : ErneX
  • we're kind of a big deal. : aethyr
  • And a dognose call out. : Dontdrop
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  What the hell kinda tiny room are they going into? Doesn't look very big. : Nixx2004
  • that's what she said : askedrelic
  • audio fail : Cheeziologist
• Finally done with the line of n00bs and folks are sitting down for the main event. : Ride-My-Rocket
• Nearly 900 replies now. HOLY FUCK. Is this a Shack record? Oh, live demo starting within in a minute o... : MeestaNob
• Fuck yes. It is about time damnit. : Stoned Gargoyle
• Oh this is probably going to be ugly. Low def internet streaming of a projection screen. : baron calamity
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  DNF SUCKS! WHY DONT YOU GUYS LISTEN TO ME! : abrasion : Orange Pylon
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    HAHAHA Fuck you abrasion! You eat crow now! : EricZBA
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      Well looks like I was one of many wrong people today, this is the second time this has hapenned now :( : abrasion
      • This is an unbecoming trend, abrasion! : stygian_whisper
  • Don't be a knob, Duke was an awesome game - the way this game has been handled has been ridiculous. Don... : abrasion
  • hahahaha : baron calamity
  • hahahahaha : askedrelic
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    Also, it's utterly hilarious that anyone anyone would try to throw chip at someone being cynical over DNF... : abrasion
    • It was more of a jab at how hard you've been going at it for the past couple days or so. It's been notice... : Orange Pylon
• OMG THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING! : iamgoat
• The Gibson has saved us all! : Dontdrop
• Oh goddammit. Sound check failure. : Bruzilla
• Needs actual audio on the stream : Chod
• I wonder if they know we can't hear him? : Rotten Deadite
• damn this stream is shaky as all hell : TheQuad
• Sound keeps cutting out. : baron calamity
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  I don't like his hair : zebosausamite
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    Yeah dude. It's pretty weird/terrible. : gnomish
    • i demand pics for the streamless! : ass-street
• PC / PS3 / 360! : Daggoth
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  I LOVE THIS STUDIO BUT I LEFT IT WHEN THEY WHEN MAKING DUKE FOREVER : HisKillSkill
  • that narrows down the timeframe : MamiyaOtaru
• coming in 2011 : sikander
• Show the fucking game!!!!!!! : Prototype
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  2011 fUUUUUUUUUUUuuuu : aethyr
  • So...yeah. Who cares. This isn't even an announcement. Let us know when the game has gone gold, maybe we ... : JohnnyRey
• toggle

  2011. GOOD GAME. sigh : inf3d3l
  • Shacknews: We complain about everything : pancake humper
  • Polishing stage FOR THE 4th TIME. I think that shit is shinny. : inf3d3l
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  Coming 2011. *whimper* : baron calamity
  • He used the word "polishing stages" and I just got some major flashbacks. : abrasion
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  coming in 2011? wtf : afty
  • seriously, why bother announcing if its not this year : sikander
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    Oh wtf. Wtf. Blue balls yet again. What next, delay after delay? : avatar_58
    • they need time. it's still early. the graphics needs polishing it's fun though : lukej1337
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  I wanna to play this thing dude!!!!!!! : metldude
  • After getting the Epic Citadel demo on the app store after just being announced at the Apple conference, ... : manlyman
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  I wonder if the PC port on this will be better than Borderlands : jimmy-buffett
  • It was entirely built for PC first, fyi. The console versions are ports of the PC game. : mn3m0n1c
• someone tell this guy to shut up and bring the Duke : ErneX
• nearly 1000 replies... will we reach 2000? : Grumbeld
• FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NO VIDEO : g0nk
• "THERE'S THIS THING CALLED THE ESRB" Jesus he fucking sucks at public speaking. : ateam311
• Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Leave the video! : sanchez
• NOOO - no video! : henrikb
• WHAT! YOU CAN'T BE FUCKING SERIOUS!!! : Daggoth
• BNIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY PANNED THE CAMERA AWAY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK | FYUCJKKKKKKKKKKKKKK... : DrWaffles
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  DAHANESE YOU BITCH : gmd
  • ^^this. SHOW THE FUCKING VIDEO, FUCK. : MeestaNob
  • dahanese -- Worst Shacker of 2010? <3 : drhazard
• what the shit : pandastrong
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  WHAT THE FUCK : ErneX
  • What happened? : toilet
• DAHANESE NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY : EricZBA
• WHAT THE FUCK : stgdz
• FUCK YOU ELIZABETH :( : askedrelic
• HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH : mr.sleepy
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  DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS : sgtsanity
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    can someone explain what happened to the people not watching the stream :( : electroly
    • They didnt get the game/trailer rated by the ESRB (to keep it quiet), and because the ESRB are giant cock... : Beady
• WTF : pigvomit
• OH MOTHER FUCKER! THAT'S FUCKED UP! : Korban
• What. the. fuck. : theangrywaffles
• You got to be kidding me! : iamgoat
• Wow. Thanks for the stream. What. : gnomish
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  Looks nice and fast! : Dave-A
  • framerate looks great! : pancake humper
• dahanese must be banned : ErneX
• AHHHHHH MORE VIRGINS : askedrelic
• SHUT THE FUCK UP FATTY YOUR FACE NEEDS SOME POLISH : freakynipples69
• BULLSHIT! : ImageOmega
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  he sounds thrilled : foo
  • Opinion of the internet personified, the dude was a full on Comic Book Guy stereotype : Serpico74
• HA HA HA HA! Graphics aren't polished, but it's pretty early. 14 years early :) : Grumbeld
• lolol : Katarn3279
• shut the fuck up fgt, graphics need polished and NO : supermonkeyballz
• another fucking cock tease, fuck this I am going to work. : inf3d3l
• toggle

  XBOX 360 controllers................ : g0nk
  • it's alot easier to demo a game on a bunch of 360s than PCs, I would guess : pandastrong
  • a lot easier to set up a bunch of 360s than a bunch of PCs : RikiTiki2
• wtf >:( : AMikaboshi
• LOL it needs some polish... but it's pretty early still! : Prototype
• These reactions from people playing DNF are awesome. : ShekkyBoy
• hahah that fat fuck, "graphics need some polish" : manero
• VIDEO ONLY AT PAX??? OH COME ON. WHY EVEN HAVE THIS STREAM THEN????? : baron calamity
• biggest cock tease ever : stgdz
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  So why bother with the stream again? : TheQuad
  • i'm confused too.. why announce a 2011 game now when its already gone through so many delays... if they f... : sikander
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  first opinion of the game: "graphics needs some polish" lol : pandastrong
  • Give that kid a twinkie. : Gary the Llama
• WHY IS DUKE NUKEM PUNCHING INSTEAD OF KICKING? : ateam311
• Why even stream at all if they were just going to pan away? : ventro
• Lol - the graphics need some polishing. Time to delay and switch to a new engine. : henrikb
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  Oh my lol. so what did you think? meh. need to tighten up the graphics on level 4. : Bruzilla
  • MY NECKBEARD DISAPPROVES OF THE GRAPHICS : askedrelic
• I predict this thread will reach over 9 2000! : Dynotaku
• That's it. PREORDER CANCELLED. Going to bed. : Daggoth
• why is the trailer not on 2k's site yet why : Deathlove
• STOP TALKING WITH ALL THE VIRGINS :< : askedrelic
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  a whole demo room and not a single Mouse+Keyboard setup to be found : jimmy-buffett
  • Noted. :\ Guess we shouldn't be surprised. : baron calamity
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    You have zero idea how logistics work. : pancake humper
    • maybe there's only one setup and Harvey's on it full time in the back : jimmy-buffett
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  hahaha that first interview of the nerd dude : OmegaRed59
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    LOL "graphics need polish snert snert" GTFO!! : uebersoldat
    • I got a laugh out of that too... 360 graphics, meh... let's see some PC : usmcmueller
  • lol I lost it when he said "this game is going to change my entire life" : zerog83
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  It saddens me to see people playing it on a gamepad. It also saddens me that the faggot with the camer... : MeestaNob
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    the "faggot with the camera" works for 2k : RikiTiki2
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      Which is why it's kinda dumb. Obviously they would have known from the beginning that they weren't going ... : Vincent Grayson
      • Exactly. It's just deliberately making their fans miserable. WE JUST WANT TO SEE DUKE. NO MORE BULLSHI... : MeestaNob
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  BLAAAH stop showing these idiots with xbox controllers, show us a PC please : vitek r
  • even PC games running on a PC often get demo'd with a 360 controller lately though. : moe6
• It, actually looks like it might be good O.o Lots of action, good looking presentation, the fists of D... : locater16
• Twitter is dumb! C'mon Dahanese! : Grumbeld
• Steve is the Lord of T-Shirts : Wyvern
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  Who did they get as the camera man? Michael J Fox? : Chod
  • ttthaaaattt''s rrrrtiiddiiculloosus : Hemtroll
• Show me more of the urinal! : sanchez
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  KEEP THE CAMERA IN ONE SPOT ASSHOLE!! : iamgoat
  • ^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS : r3dn3ck
• this camera guy fucking sucks, stick to one screen from the beginning dont turn away : gmd
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  KEEP THE CAMERA IN ONE SPOT ASSHOLE!! : iamgoat
  • ^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS : r3dn3ck
• the camera guy pans away every time the urinal shows up, lol : Xevo
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  what is going on in this epic thread. have you guys heard of this other game called quake 3? : dopeman
  • i saw that shit there's a huge tongue that MOVES it's crazy : jvox
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  Dahanese, your camera dude sucks. : theangrywaffles
  • hey! i'm doing it the best i can! : mikecyb : r3dn3ck
• This just in, you don't play as Duke. You play as Raiden. : Grumbeld
• They only have it playable with a controller (360 I guess)? No mouse/keyboard for this demo? : Nixx2004
• Was that guy drawing a cock onto the robot? Wow, cool! : henrikb
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  i can draw dicks on a whiteboard? BOUGHTd : MamiyaOtaru
  • hahaha i know, that was the best part, there will probably be a minigame where you draw unspeakable thing... : vitek r
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  Operation: Cock Block... wow Im out with a smile : supermonkeyballz
  • I enjoyed that as well. : steauengeglase
• I can't believe what I just read..... incredible. Let's hope it's as genuinely fun as Duke 3D : mnok
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  It's a good thing I wanted to see various backs and shoulders and not a consistent video of the fucking g... : SymGeo
  • Yup. Ugh. : gnomish
  • wait for the trailer. Man people are such cry babies : pancake humper
  • she even griped at him about that on air lol : uebersoldat
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  i bet i know what's #1 on wired's vaporware list this year! : skryte
  • Didn't they disqualify it and give up about five years ago? : flooq
• BAD ASS : zohar79
• omg the shack is melting : beastrabban
• IM SOOOO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D : virus
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  I need to win my 10 dollars back, who wants to bet 10 bucks that it won't be out this year? : twifosp
  • Randy already said it was a 2011 release. : sigpro
  • WSJ was wrong; it's coming out in 2011 according to the latest updates. So uh, yeah, I'm not taking that ... : Orange Pylon
  • It won't, they said it's gonna be out next year. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  WHERE IS THE GEORGE??? : henrikb
  • probably throwing a huge assed party right now.. : dextius
  • raiding Ruby Sanctum! : das_runt
  • Strip club : Danny5225
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  Console only, right? Why do we care again? : deathofrats
  • Randy said PC, 360, PS3. : OmegaRed59
  • Are you serious? Is that confirmed? : twifosp
  • He already claimed it would be 360/PS3/PC. : snot3353
• I will pay top fucking dollar to any shacker at PAX that can get their hands on a DNF t-shirt. : freakynipples69
• steeeeeeeeeeve : fart
• Gibsonator! : Dynotaku
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  epic sTeve interview! : Xevo
  • now with 75% less sound : Xevo
• Fucking audio cuts out right as Steve starts talking! : Nixx2004
• audio keeps cutting in and out : hoopfam4
• Well negative history aside or not it looks pretty genuine, so good on someone for fixing this trainwreck... : abrasion
• kill the camera guy for fucks sake : ErneX
• Steve has a speech impediment! : Wyvern
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  This is the worst stream of all time. : justwr!ght
  • Woah the 3DR Duke forums closed :[ : justwr!ght
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  IT RUNS ON A PC GUYS i play it with a keyboard and a mouse all the time, it's just much, much easier t... : dopefish
  • Congrats man :) Can't wait to play it : pancake humper
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    yeah like only pluging one usb device instead of two is MUCH easier : HisKillSkill
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      Come on. Setting up dozens of public demo machines and maintaining them is a lot harder than 360s. : Conan
      • 360's are also a hell of a lot cheaper to buy 30+ of. : sigpro
      • i thought you were saying that they were playing on a pc with a pad at pax : HisKillSkill
    • timing is important. controllers-only keeps people from mucking through options trying to change the c... : dopefish
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    how close is this to done dopefish? are we talking 6 months, 12 months? : NukemFornever
    • can't talk about that :) : dopefish
  • 2011 q1 release right? I don't want to wait into summer. Polish that shit FASTER. : sigpro
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    what about the FOV? Dear god it better not be fixed at 70 or something else horrid. : Modulus
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      This times a thousand. Borderlands was an example of how NOT to do a Field of View. : Beady
      • also an example of: - how not to build a user interface - how not to end a game - how not to handle mu : roushimsx
      • ^^ THIS. I will destroy Randy Pitchford and eat his soul if he does this crap again. : Rehevkor
    • I was thinking the whole time 'the FOV guys aren't going to like what they're seeing here'. I am, luckil... : lukej1337
  • more like dopest fish evar amirite : virus
  • will you be making a special appearance somewhere in the game? : deathofrats
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    Congrats Joe :D : liqker
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      heh, i'm not joe siegler, but he does work for gearbox now as our Duke community manager! : dopefish
      • Woops! Congrats to whomever you are! haha. : liqker
      • That is awesome to hear : ratman
  • most importantly, does it run on 360? : dantastic
• wtf audio keeps on cutting out :( : sanchez
• WE GOT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THROW MORE DOTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : Downforce
• Shipping next year! : hoopfam4
• daaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaneeeeeeeeeeeeeseeeee : virus
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  Take-Two Interactive stock is up nearly 10% today http://www.google.com/finance?q=NASDAQ:TTWO : Cheeziologist
  • "moving picture of the game." I think Dahanese needs some sleep. : persuxe
  • although I should really point out that this has everything to do with the numbers they reported last nig... : Cheeziologist
  • LOLing this. Lots of nerds do trading, evidently. : MeestaNob
  • that's not on this news, that's from red dead sales : multisync
• Noone has said BALLS OF SCHTEEL yet on this stream :( : sanchez
• I want a pic of Steve and dahanese in the Duke cutout. Also dognose and GeorgeB3DR. : afty
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  OMG, someone get dognose a duke belt buckle. : waxthirteen
  • this : gnomish
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  Joe Siegler Duke Nukem Community Manager Gearbox Software Looks like Joe got a new job! : pancake humper
  • Good for him. :) : baron calamity
  • That's awesome, good for him! : iamgoat
  • Nice. Glad to hear that. : steauengeglase
  • I'm pleased to hear that. : steauengeglase
  • WOOT! : dognose
• 1071 replies, holy crap. : thetangent
• Dahanese! Tell me what I need to do to get one of those belt buckles! They are awesome! Also, gratz : Ormsbee
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  who thought it was a good idea to hire a retarded penguin as a camera man? : ErneX
  • Yeah this is not going well. DAHANESE, HALP! : virus
  • maybe he was getting tired.......he was probably holding that thing for ahwhileeee : lukej1337
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  I'd like to go on record with one complaint: Gearbox did not develop this game, and for them to say that ... : mn3m0n1c
  • who cares, theres people out there still thinking valve created team fortress and counter strike : HisKillSkill
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    A lot of the employees now at gearbox were at 3DRealms working on it : megarust32
    • Actually no, they were not until very recently. And as far as I know they aren't Gearbox employees. : mn3m0n1c
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    STFU you don't know what you're talking about. : freakynipples69
    • Actually I do, and I just hope the people I know don't get screwed over (again). : mn3m0n1c
  • Gearbox is helping complete their game. It's nice of them to do it. George should be their secretary. : kingdepork
  • Yeah, makes me kind of sad that the 3DR logo is nowhere to be seen. : Gary the Llama
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    what did gearbox do? : crummynz
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      Finished the fight. : deathofrats
      • awesome. : Super Sparker
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      It's more what George and Scott did, and I should probably shut up about it, but I'm kind of pissed that ... : mn3m0n1c
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        how about it's more about the scores of artists/designers and programmers who worked on the game for over... : deathofrats
        • Once the whole story finally comes out, I hope people will appreciate that some of them were still workin : mn3m0n1c
        • Them's the breaks. The company went under, of course they're not going to be on the box. : Zek
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        I agree, you should probably shut up. : omnova
        • ^^^ personal attack : CRasterImage
      • psst no one cares right now : lefthighkick
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    At least Randy Pitchford keeps mentioning 3D Realms and George Broussard. It's 2K that doesn't seem like... : Mecha Tofu Pirate
    • I take that back. It mentions 3D Realms on the official site. : Mecha Tofu Pirate
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  Sincere congrats to GeorgeB. I know you caught a lot of flack here over the years, and esp. after 3DR cl... : Colleton
  • awwww : ErneX
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    Seriously. I'm glad GeorgeB was willing to let another studio finish the game, and there really is no bet... : freakynipples69
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      Well, uh... after Borderlands, I respectfully disagree. But I also don't see another company willing to d... : Nitrium
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        this is gearbox's chance to atone for borderlands and they must know it. hopefully they come through. : ]pm[chem
        • maybe, yeah - I'm not holding my breath I'll almost certainly buy it, unless the reviews are abysmal : Nitrium
        • 2k Seem to be quite good at releasing half decent PC games that just lack the final polish that would mak... : Beady
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          Atone for Borderlands? It was a good game, what the hell. The hate for the game is ridiculous. : Mecha Tofu Pirate
          • I have bought the game on two platforms. It was my favorite game last year, PC gamers are the biggest cr... : WadeMcLain
          • Agreed. : deadhorse
      • After Borderlands I have a lot of faith in Gearbox. I played on 360, but the thing is they know they mess... : OmegaRed59
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      I'm guessing he didn't really have a choice. I don't have any inside info, but Take Two dropped their la... : aethyr
      • actually, based on the fact you can't post anything about Duke Nukem on the 3DRealms forum, maybe Take Tw... : aethyr
  • ^^^^ I'll drink to this! : uebersoldat
  • congrats for having to hand the project over to another studio to finish because he couldn't actually fin... : dantastic
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  This is a really terrible live presentation. I'm not trying to be a dick or anything. But when you are... : inf3d3l
  • stream underwhelming : MamiyaOtaru
• About to go back into the presentation theatre, hopefully we see something this time. Hopefully. : MeestaNob
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  hey guys what's going on? I was in a car for the past 3 hours. : ejectorpod
  • A first person shooting video game just got announced. : Zek
• DNF http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc&fmt=18 : Big Luke
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  http://kotaku.com/5629655/your-first-look-at-duke-nukem-forever-in-action joel is with gearbox now as ... : NukemFornever
  • fuck wrong link http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/forumdisplay.php?f=105 : NukemFornever
  • Awesome, Joe is a good guy. : megarust32
• look at those two hot girls in the queue… NOT : ErneX
• 90% of this has been watching people in line wtf mang : mista mista
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  Rumor has it right now it's not Health Regen, it's an "Ego bar" that can only be filled by kicking ass an : pancake humper
  • haha, fucking AMAZING : Deathlove
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    It's true. : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • Ok, I lied. : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • According to Kotaku : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Yes I think this was mentioned before on the forums : avatar_58
  • Yeah so like if you lift weights or destroy corpses you get EGO back : boomstickah
  • That would fit with the video that John St. John showed a while back, it had "EGO" stuff floating in the ... : ColoradoCNC
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  so what's the deal with 3dreams DNF forum being locked and all DNF threads verboten? It's like they are ... : MamiyaOtaru
  • Death of an era.....RIP 3DRforums. : avatar_58
  • I bet 3drealms has to 'stay out of it' as part of the contract to license the IP. Taketwo/2K/Gearbox most... : metalremains
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  This no video cocktease stuff is lame. What's so special about the trailer if you're already showing foo... : pigvomit
  • PAX only, cock tease BS. : inf3d3l
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  RANDY JUST CONFIRMED COMPETITIVE MULTIPLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : freakynipples69
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    I hope it has dedicated servers :( : Mecha Tofu Pirate
    • We can hope. : steauengeglase
• Oh sweet christ I cant believe they're not showing the fucking video. I'm going to bed, fucking hell! : MeestaNob
• where IS THE ASIAN GIRL IN THE T-SHIRT?!!?!?!? : RogerDandy
• MOTHERFUCKING GAMEPLAY AAAHHH *tear* *sniffle* so happy. :D : virus
• I...I hope it lives up... : VictoriouSecret
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  omfg competitive multiplayer. oh god im literally wigging out right now, and it's not because of my coff... : virus
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    I know right? I have no idea wtf to say or do right now. I'm testing friends to get them all to come on x... : metalremains
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      Oh, that's a really good idea. :D : virus
      • Should we start a new thread for such shenanigans? Maybe once ER is up. : zohar79
  • ok, it's kind of because of my coffee. :\ : virus
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    oh yes i cant wait for another deathmatch borefest that will be dead within 3months : HisKillSkill
    • Meh, you guys do what you want - I can think of some ex-forum members who will play this game to death ;) : avatar_58
• Come on mate. I wish you all the best!! : Big Luke
• dahanese is so fuckin' cute :] also... holy fucking lord DNF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... : vile
• I don't know what to think yet. I'm afraid it's going to be just another Postal. : foo
• Whats this? you cant carry more than two weapons at the same time? oh no. I hope this isn't true : pancake humper
• Come on mate. I wish you all the best!! : Big Luke
• "Operation: Cock Block" Classic. : Legolas5
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  I love how after the first guy who played the game wasn't impressed, they stopped interviewing people. H... : kingdepork
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    They are really trying hard to hype it up but I don't think they get what people want and it's not more h... : Goto10
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      It looked pretty uninspired. Seems they put interactivity in it every once and a while and the rest is st... : kingdepork
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        Circle strafe big monster, draw dicks on whiteboard. : Goto10
        • Sad part is I'm going to buy it and regret it. : kingdepork
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        well, I honestly don't want to move on from them. I had a lot of fun with games like PREY and the like. ... : virus
        • Issues I had with Prey was it had interactivity in a prologue level only. With the most forgettable main... : kingdepork
        • I can't wait to play it. It's a nice love letter from my childhood.. : dextius
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          Couldn't agree more. Duke3D's gameplay might not be original anymore, but I don't think many of us will m... : The Grolar Bear
          • But I thought that's what made Duke 3D great? If it was a doom clone no one would have given a shit. It... : kingdepork
        • Did you finish Prey? : Goto10
      • Gearbox had to fill in the gaps. It will exceed my expectations, but my expectations are the game will b... : lukej1337
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    opinion of game formed from thirty seconds of rambling from some random dude! : Dave-A
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      More like opinion of game formed from 10 years of hype. If they wanted to be different from 3DR's results... : Phreakin
      • I agree. This made things a little better and a whole lot worse for me looking forward to duke. I will ... : kingdepork
    • It was a "hey lets get their opinions!" *lukewarm response* "fuck that lets not talk to these guys anym... : kingdepork
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      Psychology experiments have found repeatedly that people are very good at making accurate first impressio... : noxiousgg
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        Your first paragraph was contradictory, and borderline nonsensical. Just so you know. : Ebu
        • There's nothing contradictory about it. Even if later impressions are incorrect because they are made usi... : noxiousgg
• I didn't see any strippers?!?! PRE-ORDER CANCELLED! : zen2k
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  Ahaha, is that Dahanese?!? : Danny5225
  • Yep, fucking things up quite well. Can hardly get her own co-workers to talk to her. : kingdepork
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  jace was right. I somehow had faith still because of that expose. there WAS something done!!! : Downforce
  • I'm going to have macallan 18 at lunch to commemorate this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : Downforce
• Duke Nukem Forever: The Line Waiting Simulator : CapnChaos
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  Seriously, why hasn't anyone said BALLS OF SCHTEEL? : sanchez
  • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=23896802 : ErneX
• MEGA THREAD OF BALLS : NFXFSX
• So wait .. this is NOT a dream?????????????????????????????????????????????????? : ghost hacker
• Come on mate. I wish you all the best!! : Big Luke
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  I'll probably get chewed out for this, but does anyone else think it looks like Borderlands without the c... : SymGeo
  • They both use Unreal Engine 3 I think, this came way to late to Gearbox for them to "make it like Borderl... : aethyr
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    nothing about the art style changed when it came to gearbox. what it looks like today is what it looked ... : dopefish
    • Sweet, glad to hear this. It's better to know that I'm crazy and wrong instead of crazy and right. : SymGeo
  • No. : deadhorse
• lol, Steve Gibson, CRIMINAL. : Durajim
• Dahanees likes it when it's gigantic! : Dynotaku
• Posting in this epic thread of epicness : .frame
• I want that jar of Duke Roids for mace : Odoyle
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  SHOWING THE TRAILER ON THE LIVESTREAM in a second... if anyone cares! ;-D : vile
  • Lies. : adodric
  • I do care, thanks for the heads up! : The Grolar Bear
  • SORRY APPARENTLY THEY AREN'T ALLOWED TO SHOW IT but it will be on the website soon dahanese said. : vile
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  HEY GUYS GRAPHICS NEED POLISH BUT IT'S STILL PRETTY EARLY : My Documents
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    Definitely the best moment of the whole stream, I hope dahanese has something to say about it tonight. : aethyr
    • A shift in his life? Cognisant of the world? You could see she was like this fucking guy. : My Documents
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    fat random gamer expert lol : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
    • Twenty bones says he's a shacker. : Bruzilla
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    TIGHTEN UP THOSE GRAPHICS ON LEVEL 4 PLS. : RyDogg1
    • LOL yeah that was my favorite comment 'still pretty early'. and 'graphics need polish' LOL! : lukej1337
  • I turned on the stream, watched this clip, and closed it :| : crummynz
• AWWWW dognose :( : freakynipples69
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  HAHAH dognose got a mention! : sanchez
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    Wha'd I miss :( : dognose
    • dahanese said that if there were any way to bring you there, she would : sanchez
• dognose she just mentioned you!!!! : EricZBA
• haha dognose : .frame
• From what little I saw of DNFI thought it looked pretty bad-ass. I'm ready to step into his shoes and st... : atom519
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  DOGNOSE shout out on the stream! hahahaha : vile
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    That's dahanese btw : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
    • yes it is <3 : vile
• Sad thing is this can never meet the hype. It could be the greatest game ever created by a giant margin ... : cetra00
• Hehe Dognose shoutout by our lovely Elizabeth :) : yemeth
• hahaha nice one. "Dognose, if there was a way we could have showed you this, we would have." :) : TastyWheat
• dognose knows loose lips sink ships, they should have brought him. : aethyr
• I feel bad that other people are playing the demo right now and dognose isn't :( : Old_Fart
• was that rudds i just spotted?? : pandastrong
• This guy really needs to just film the same screen for a few minutes instead of walking about. : Rizob
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  Fuck my computer was down all morning and I missed the excitement! : DJ Clipdat
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    The livestream was a major fuckup. No trailer yet. Really wasn't planned too well. somethingawful foru... : kingdepork
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      they don't like her? what's their problem with her? : dextius
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        Unprofessional. Unprepared and stuff I won't comment on. fukung stuff. : kingdepork
        • Its like those kids in high school that bad mouth and tease girls but secretly want to have sex with them... : EricZBA
        • she's rocking it! : kingfish
      • They're fat nerds on the internet and she's not a preposterously hot naked chick. : Dynotaku
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        Who doesn't like Dahanese? Communists : avatar_58
        • Buddhist libertarians from South Dakota. : The Grolar Bear
      • Well, she was kinda snippy in that trainwreck abortion thread the other day. lol : Colleton
• Jumping on the 'OMG' bandwagon : g3dHorse
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  Why isn't anyone drawing a cock on that whiteboard? wtf. : Snuffles-
  • someone was just doing that : pandastrong
• I need FIOS to load this thread now : manero
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  OK Did I just see Duke jump onto the Cycloid Emperor and tear out his eye? Cos that is badass. Also: The... : TastyWheat
  • I loved the dry erase board lmao. : HL3dsx
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  so...where do I go to see the demo? I missed it on the stream : aggybong
  • They showed it about 4 times. I think they will show it again. Nothing much going on in it. Couple int... : kingdepork
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  This thread is fucking hilarious. : TheVietSpecial
  • I click on a post and literally hit page down 20 times to get to it : jvox
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  dahanese you're so nervous its cute - stop holding the mic like a cock and relax a little- you're doing a : PlanetPerfecto
  • oh yeah and is it just me or did the animation look really good? only saw a little bit as I was distracte... : PlanetPerfecto
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    I was very positive with the 2001 trailer. : kingdepork
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      good for you. [non-sarcastic] now chill the fuck out, and feel free to enjoy or don't enjoy the game w... : PlanetPerfecto
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        lol - Randy Pitchford is so excited- almost Steve Ballmer level. Poor guy must have been waiting how many... : PlanetPerfecto
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          I really appreciate his enthusiasm, he shows serious passion for his work. I just wish he'd fix the damn... : dextius
          • also. i know this isn't exactly news- but worst cameraman ever - I think I took better video a few years ... : PlanetPerfecto
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  the new zealand earthquake happened right when this was announced lol. : NukemFornever
  • Duke rocks! : Durajim
  • I hope everyone is ok there.. And not to make jest when people are out there getting hurt, but I wouldn't... : dextius
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  Posting in a thread of monolithic proportions : Kronyxx
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    30 away from being 1337 replies : EricZBA
    • Great timing - http://www.shackpics.com/files/prophecyfulfilled_zasqmc5j4phlqyetarsc.png : Piett23
    • Dude, didn't get the 1337 post, but hey WATCHTHREAD still keeping track of all these posts! : dnagenome
• God this stream is painfully unprofessional : watcherxp
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  There needs to be a documentary or a book on the making of this game. I'd way to watch/read that. : shyguy74
  • I would basically be two hours of a guy shoveling money into a furnace. But hell yeah, I'd watch it. : Danny5225
  • A docu-drama. : The Grolar Bear
• so, are they gonna put the trailer online soon? : Lightbulb
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  thread summary plz : Lawgiver
  • Stream sucks, DNF will own : Mecha Tofu Pirate
  • Duke Forever "Coming Soonâ„¢" : watcherxp
  • i was basically right here: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=23896444 there is a hands-on demo at P... : dirge23
  • dognose : Durajim
  • http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/7976/dukenukemjt1.jpg : PlanetPerfecto
  • dognose came : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
  • Duke Nukem may actually come out. The 2k Cameraman is on speed/crack. : Crimsonbeak
  • dognose has been disqualified from the new FapPact : sanchez
  • space aliens died, dognose cried : cap n KRUNCH
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  fuck this cock teasing with the trailer : ErneX
  • the reaction on chat when she walked out was fucking epic. And yes, I am sighing in disgust! haha : g3dHorse
  • yea im sad there's no decent trailer but happy that it's actually gonna come out. : DarkDeus
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  Was there anything revealed or shown yet that contradicts or wasn't part of all the shit that leaked out ... : Omaha
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    It does seem to be similar footage to those leaked vids. : Snuffles-
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      Probably why they picked the levels they did. Spoils less. : exigence7
      • I guess so. Looks fun! But didn't i kill that Cycloid Emperor on a football stadium the first time around... : Snuffles-
  • It matches the leaked footage (weapons, cycloid battle, etc) with some noticeable improvements. : ratman
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  I love how the since the first news of a release date this morning, it has already slipped a year. : watcherxp
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    I love how you've been passive aggressively trolling this thread for the last few hours. : dextius
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      He's certainly not the only one doing it. : The Grolar Bear
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        We'll start a "Shun the naysayers and non believers" thread in ER. : EricZBA
        • EricZBA, this is an excellent idea! : The Grolar Bear
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      Damm straight, someone has to remember. At the end of the day we are no further than we were 5 years a : watcherxp
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        I know you are just trolling man, but come on! They are letting people play a demo of the game RIGHT F : EricZBA
        • Yeah, with a 360 controller. : watcherxp
      • Sheesh, why are you so angry? It's not like the owe us anything. I'm just happy that it looks like it's... : dextius
• I really hope the trailer they made for it is as good as the 2001 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDlB2P1... : stgdz
• They're just releasing this to fund Borderlands 2 development, right? : slax0r
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  There really should have been a demo released today. After so much waiting, something like that would ha... : manlyman
  • LOL 1400 replies in this thread and the whole internet is blowing up about this and you think people need... : ejectorpod
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    Yeah but a demo of a game we won't see for a year? :o : avatar_58
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      dognose would put 40 hours of play time into that demo. : DrWaffles
      • 40 hours a DAY :) : PlanetPerfecto
      • The Duke3D demo had easily the best levels of the entire game. They had much higher quality. The demo ... : kingdepork
    • They said 2011, I hope that doesn't mean Q4. Maybe we'll get lucky with an early Q2 release. : dextius
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      If the demo they are showing at PAX is polished enough they could have released it. I'm really not as ex... : manlyman
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        ^^^This. We've had these "DNF Is coming out soon!" things every few years. They mean nothing until the... : JohnnyRey
        • FUCKING YES , HAVE MY BABIES! you actually get it, : watcherxp
      • but it was huge for the people in attendance. They out of the blue are suddenly playing the game. You ca... : lukej1337
• 1337 http://www.shackpics.com/files/1337replies_6y0voleymdee7sj169j7.png : Slowtreme
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  Lookin forward to this : Magus
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    lmao - dahanese or someone goes "two minute warning! two minutes!!" and some gamer guy goes "CMAAAAAAANNN... : PlanetPerfecto
    • C Man? : CrustaR
    • ? : c_man_tmt
    • NO TOUCHING! : ysbreker
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  I am so hard. : niiftyniichy
  • We need pics of your gf in a Duke shirt : EricZBA
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  this is some disappointing bush league bullshit. No, screenshots, No trailer, No demo GJ GEARBOX AND T... : mista mista
  • relax man.. they said the trailer is coming soon.. : dextius
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    shut up, they're not going to launch everything at once, that's be fucking stupid. : ejectorpod
    • not even releasing a screenshot is retarded : mista mista
    • I think they should have had the ESRB bullshit trailer up and ready on a site. I can understand wanting t... : laurgasms
• I need to see that trailer. I'm cautiously optimistic. : Link.
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  I'm not understanding the excitement here. All we have is a small demo and pretty vague "sometime in 2011... : JohnnyRey
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    Are you guys fucking serious? SERIOUSLY? : ejectorpod
    • Haters are gonna hate, ejectorpod. They are coming out of the woodwork. : EricZBA
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    We are excited because it's still being worked on, it's fucking playable and it will be released! : sigpro
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      Says who? it was supposed to be released like 5 times already. Sorry I don't just blindly believe it's co... : JohnnyRey
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        Yeah you're right they've done big announcement events and had hands-on demo playing at a video game expo... : ejectorpod
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          Actually, they have...so...yeah? : JohnnyRey
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            its never been playable before : Maarten Goldstein
            • Maarten, from what you have seen how is it different from the time you and steve got invited to 3dr. : stgdz
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            I don't think they've ever released a playable demo to the public like this before, or shown it anywhere ... : Bruzilla
            • ^^^this : ejectorpod
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              It's not playable to the public, it's at PAX only. also: http://ve3d.ign.com/articles/news/39141/The-... : JohnnyRey
              • Er, you know who are at PAX? THE PUBLIC. It's 2K Games, it's coming out next year, I'd wager 4/1 for ... : critch
              • you like to argue just for the sake of it, don't you? : pandastrong
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                Jesus Christ, you're a horrible troll. : The Grolar Bear
                • Ordinary people like you and me are playing it, not the social elite. : The Grolar Bear
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              released to the public?!?!?! where? : watcherxp
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                At PAX. The live stream showed attendees getting to play it. : Bruzilla
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                  where can i get a copy? Or it not actually released but more likely exhibited in controlled conditions. : watcherxp
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                    Jesus Christ, why would they release the demo this early? They're finishing it up, ending development, t... : ejectorpod
                    • I dunno why would they? I am not the guy that said it was released, check above. : watcherxp
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                    Jesus Christ. Here's the fucking point. Up until now no one has played the game beyond the people tha... : Bruzilla
                    • never said they wern't Just don't call this a public release : watcherxp
          • no they haven't. That was 3drealms. Stop being thick : MamiyaOtaru
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        Ok, yeah 2k is investing a shit load of money in having it playable at pax, paying the staff to be there ... : sigpro
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          I'm just saying I don't see the point in getting worked up when they don't even have a release date. : JohnnyRey
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            when it's done isn't good enough for you, mr. elitist!? : dantastic
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              how bout they stfu and announce something when it is actually done is the point you damn peon. hows th... : inf3d3l
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                i was joking. this thread is full of crazy people : dantastic
                • So was I. Hard to detect sarcasm in text eh? : inf3d3l
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            So just do what the rest of us do - let those who are excited be excited and shut up about it. You're no... : mwasher
            • You know what mwasher? You are absolutely right. Sorry everyone, continue celebrating, I'll be in the... : JohnnyRey
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            Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. : watcherxp
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              http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=Pittsburgh+PA&daddr=Phoenix,+AZ&hl=en&geocode=FTETaQIdEl : EricZBA
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                Not hating, I have high hoped for the game. But they have a long way to go to make up for the last 13 ... : watcherxp
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                  watcherxp wants reparations. : The Grolar Bear
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                    Nah, I just hope the game is good when it eventually comes out. Everything else until that day it pret... : watcherxp
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                      1. No, its 360, then PS3 and lastly PC 2. No. No. 3. If it sells well 4. No 5. 99% No : EricZBA
                      • and 13 years of waiting pays off.. : watcherxp
          • They don't have a release date for the next Warcraft expansion either. Or a good chunk of the games that... : critch
          • NEWS AT 10 -- GAME DEVELOPER REFUSES TO ANNOUNCE RELEASE DATE, COMMUNITY MEMBER STUNNED : Danny5225
  • kind of agree. the gameplay videos released at the beginning of the year were rather disappointing. peopl... : matthaeus
  • having a playable demo for the public certainly helps the excitement. : pandastrong
  • i now believe it will be released within the next year or so. will it be a worthy successor to Duke3D? no... : dirge23
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  WHERE IS THE TRAILER?????????????? i missed da stream : DrFlammable
  • They didnt show the trailer in the stream. Will be released soon (TM) : EricZBA
  • yeah some bullshit about the trailer being PAX only... : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
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    Anyone have a recording of the stream? : H@rvester
    • skip to 2:12 and that's pretty much all that was shown http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRnv_tFKStQ : mista mista
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    awful quality shaky cam feauturing obnoxious nerd http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/duke-nukem-forev... : crummynz
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      The guy at 20 seconds represents every internet nerd stereotype. : aethyr
      • hahaha what a fucking dork : freshyk
• There was mikecyb just now : Mad Brahmin Disease
• I hope 2K is paying Dahanese well because all of the coolest stuff they've done lately for the community ... : mrwolf710
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  So I'm trying to watch this video...the redhead chick is annoying me every 10 minutes and the cameraman n... : SKI242
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    I dislike it as well but it's typical marketing. You're proving they're getting what they want from your ... : Phreakin
    • No i shut the video off...if thats what they were aiming for, then...GG! : SKI242
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    "the redhead chick" = dahanese :( Also,e very 10 minutes? that's what you're complaining about? for s... : ejectorpod
    • well, I could do without her commentary...they should use one of those MONSTER machines, throw an output ... : SKI242
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    dahanese wasn't that bad. cameraguy, though... : RikiTiki2
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      Yeah she was doing fine, I love the "Don't shoot me, shoot the game." She shouldn't have to say that, he... : HL3dsx
      • Maybe he is in love with her? : Gary the Llama
  • Love how everyone that doesn't know dahanese has the reaction of "GO AWAY" : kingdepork
• I can't believe this is happening while I'm on antibiotics and can't drink. : mad-d00d
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  Sign up to Playtest http://www.gearboxsoftware.com/focus/ Also, http://www.dukenukemforever.com is ... : EricZBA
  • I liked how there was a 3dRealms logo on the bottom of the press release on the dnf site.. : dextius
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    still the godaddy landing page :( : pancake humper
    • DNS must be propagating through he tubes : EricZBA
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  hey what's going on here : xxiv
  • need more posts to make thread longer : retardhumper
  • some game called Duke of Earl or something got announced. : DingoStoleMyBaby
  • http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1138/dukenukemmoarpq1.gif : PlanetPerfecto
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  So who is hoping for a 'tell all' book to come out about this whole saga? I would love that. : pancake humper
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    I thought the wired article did a pretty good job, but this would be a nice capstone for it. : dextius
    • Bergman, who was a producer on DNF when he worked for Take Two, says the article is full of shit http:... : Schnapple
  • did you miss the article a few months back from a disgruntled employee detailing how GB mismanaged the pr... : dantastic
  • a tell all book? How about three or four, half of which will probably be pretty informative and juicy rea... : PlanetPerfecto
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    I'd rather it be a documentary or something. Cause I don't think I'd want to read the biggest book in the... : inf3d3l
    • Docudrama! : The Grolar Bear
  • seriously, I would looooove to know the details of all the shit that actually went on. : aethyr
  • Same. : freakynipples69
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  hey guys, I just got home. I see something interesting has occurred. : delataur
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    no not really : inf3d3l
    • yuh huh! ~1500+ posts in a single thread? that's interesting! : delataur
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    duke3d.exe is coming in HD next year! : lukej1337
    • they have to polish the .exe : inf3d3l
    • Already out: http://hrp.duke4.net/download.php : EricZBA
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  from the officlal page: "Duke Nukem, the Duke Nukem nuclear symbol, Duke Nukem Forever, Gearbox Software ... : MamiyaOtaru
  • Beats it being owned by George and 2 guys hanging out in a broom closet. : kingdepork
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    Wow good catch. Well, at least it's not owned by Take 2. I wonder what happens to 3D Realms now. : Schnapple
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      I have a hard time believing that Scott/George would sell the Duke IP. My guess is that they still own i... : exigence7
      • Yeah, I agree. No way does he have 3DR fall on the sword with T2 only to then sell it off to Gearbox. : Schnapple
      • George ain't at PAX so... ya. : inf3d3l
      • It is kind of neat to see all the old Apogee/3DR guys who broke apart start to come together again as Gea... : Crimsonbeak
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  This is my favorite dahanese photo ever http://twitpic.com/2kw47n : EricZBA
  • What about cyber michael? : CrustaR
  • she is pointing at Duke's willy! : Snuffles-
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    photo doesn't exist! : ejectorpod
    • http://www.shackpics.com/files/dahanese_0qbrkue5xcn79779dd8f.jpg : EricZBA
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    I await many, many photoshops of this image : Arctic Fox
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      Here you go http://www.shackpics.com/files/dahaneseedgewise_0nuxssmu4d3ajjs520qf.jpg : EricZBA
      • hahaha : boarder2
      • rofl not the edgewise pic I was expecting : Arctic Fox
      • LOL : inf3d3l
      • Oh yay! Hedgewise makes another appearance! <3 : pigvomit
      • Bwahaha : Bamii
      • awesome : grabbie
      • hahahah nice : DonarUDL
      • rotfl! : greenbergMD
      • Hahahahaha. Hedgewise was a perfect choice. : Ormsbee
      • holy fucking lol : TastyWheat
      • lol! : mad-d00d
      • hahaha : Crw22
      • Damnit! That gets me laughing everytime without fail lol.. : laidback
      • HAHAHAHA golden. : HL3dsx
      • YES instant preordered with special dahanese bonus right : Downforce
      • perfect! : baron calamity
      • flawless victory : vitek r
      • Instant classic. : vile
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        My personal favorite http://www.shackpics.com/files/dahanese_8sq800q1au8uqc1il6yk.jpeg : fadetofunk
        • hahahaha *PRE-ORDERED* : EricZBA
      • Hahahaha... perfect : Zips
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      http://www.shackpics.com/files/dahanese_88mfvxs1qmdzgw6p4fqu.jpg : OrkO
      • hahahahahhahaha : Prototype
      • Hahahahaha : Edges
      • haha wow : gnomish
      • derp : drucifer
      • lmao her mouth : inf3d3l
      • Oh shit.... : Bamii
      • ahahah the eyes are hilarious : stgdz
      • OMFG LOL!!!!!!! : EricZBA
      • hahaha oh man. : stygian_whisper
      • omfg I'm dying here : Ride-My-Rocket
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      http://www.shackpics.com/files/dahanukem_bq5sr9mu52zw8pusoeli.jpeg : Danny5225
      • LOL Nice! : EricZBA
  • Look at that tremendous.... belt buckle! : cap n KRUNCH
  • here come the photoshops! : pyide
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    dreamworks smile : drucifer
    • http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/257981_difference_between_pixar_and_dreamworks.jpg : drucifer
  • Awesome : chungathebunga
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    http://www.shackpics.com/files/recurse_sqrin2rdxk75ih0fxtar.jpg : DrWaffles
    • LOL Nice one :) : EricZBA
    • lol. So much funny will come from this pic. : Ormsbee
  • Duke looks like Action Doommate in that pic : Dave-A
  • http://tinyurl.com/y8axdm7 : Drewus
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  Hey dahanese, my co-worker thinks you're hot lol...good job with the stream! : ColoradoCNC
  • She's got good teeth apparently. : one random winner
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    She's an excellent PR Lady! : sanchez
    • Perhaps even Most Valuable PR Lady? : dfay
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  So what's going on in this thread? : Anastomosis
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    Something about a king or some other kind or royalty. : Geoffrois
    • Wait now that I think about it, is he a king or a duke? : Geoffrois
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  Let's write Duke haikus: Duke Nukem, Fuck Yeah! Duke Nukem Forever, Bitch! Always bet on Duke! : rick
  • Duke, where have you been? Growing up without your touch I have missed the cock. : watcherxp
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  holding in any excitement until we know that it doesnt suck : maulla
  • This is time for celebrating, don't be the debbie downer. : grabbie
  • you live in cleveland, you gotta enjoy something! : RikiTiki2
• HOoooooooray :D : DonarUDL
• YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! : ConsFEARacy
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  haha, holy shit this sounds like the greatest demo ever http://kotaku.com/5629782/duke-nukem-forever-i... : roushimsx
  • That was a great read. Sounds like the best intro to a game in years. : The Grolar Bear
  • That is amazing!!! When can I play it?!?!?! : ConsFEARacy
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    LOL!!!! "What about the game, was it any good?" one of them asks. "Yeah, but after 12 fucking years... : Phreakin
    • Yeah thats pretty awesome. : alphablu
  • Good read, and it sounds fuggin awesome. : HL3dsx
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  has a thread ever reached over 2000? : ant_hillbilly
  • I think so. : jonin
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  where's the trailer video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : NukemFornever
  • It better be up soon :( : OmegaRed59
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  Demo screens: http://kotaku.com/5629778/the-duke-nukem-forever-pax-demo-a-not+for+kids-photo-gallery/gall... : The Grolar Bear
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    lol getting more media from third parties than the actual developer : inf3d3l
    • It's because they are exclusive with PAX right now...I'm sure they'll have a massive media blowout in a d... : mrwolf710
  • Haha, the d-pad is simply marked "beer." : DrWaffles
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    Only having 2 weapons at a time. :( :( :( : pancake humper
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      I can live with the way they are doing rechargeable health, but Duke should be able to hold infinity weap... : pyrogen
      • I'm fine with it but now it means I have to listen to tons of people bitch about how DNF is consolized. : Mecha Tofu Pirate
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    where are the strippers : ]pm[chem
    • probably in the video they won't show us : pyrogen
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  It's to bad this game will never live up to our expectations.... Still though, can't wait! : hobohun7er
  • I expect it to be fun, and to have Duke crack one liners while I have him kill stuff. Not sure what anyon... : locater16
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  randy saying "yo we brought you borderlands, we know what's up" made me want to hurl though right guys : Downforce
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    It was a fun game that sold in excess of 3 million copies and still has DLC coming out nearly a year late... : Dave-A
    • believe me I know this, but I'm just sayin I reserve the right to be skeptical since gamespy raped my rou... : Downforce
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      DLC != good game fucking wow : watcherxp
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        WoW is quite popular as well : Dave-A
        • So is fucking. : skinlab133
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    Hate all you want but Borderlands was a major success : pancake humper
    • Success =/= good. : razlebol
    • it wasn't a cock tease for over a decade either : inf3d3l
    • I enjoyed Borderlands :( The only thing i didn't like was their very liberal use of invisible walls. S... : Dschinghis Khan
    • yes, but it had flaws. I would not call it perfect by any regard. : askedrelic
    • I give borderlands props for innovating in gameplay mechanics, adding a diablo-style loot system. better ... : Chandler55
    • Financially, yes, I'm sure it was. It failed hard in my eyes, though. It burns. : Ebu
    • maybe a commercial success, but the PC launch was a disaster. remember these threads? http://www.shac... : ]pm[chem
  • I enjoyed it and would have regardless of the port feel. I did however tweak some of the port settings ou... : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
  • The whole time I was playing borderlands I was thinking about how awesome a sequel could be if they worke... : Sgt_Boomstick
• i really like this screen http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/09/duke-demo-pax-top.jpg : HisKillSkill
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  Well I'm in line to play DNF. This is gonna own : xylothan
  • let us know what you think =) : iggypopped
  • oh WTF! you get a pre-release Windows Phone 7 AND you get to play DNF? What's next? A threesome with ... : Dave-A
• I never thought I'd ever see the day. : Mmmmmoo
• OooOo big thread.... : ukmostwanted
• FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH : weevil bob
• Wow, epic thread. : bobbman
• fuck it, I am really looking forward to it! Hope it rocks! : JohnnyDanger
• Always bet on Duke. : ant_hillbilly
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  Held out hope all this time that it would see the light of day. I can't fucking wait. Even if it just t... : valael
  • oh and i woke up to dahanese's voice today. fuuuck. i left a site open that had the stream embedded bef... : valael
• Motherfucking DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!!!!!!!! : metalremains
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  Fucking LOL at the front page featured comment http://www.shackpics.com/files/repent_gkni9gmyrasw6707i... : EricZBA
  • today just keeps getting better and better : metalremains
• Duke worldwide http://www.shackpics.com/files/dukeworldwideJPG_c9pqyyeob0n460pq3lr5.jpg : ant_hillbilly
• wooot : shirif
• winnnnnnnnn fucking finalllllly. : .ka`boom.zZz.
• Haha, the locker room in the demo looks really similar to the Cowboy's locker room. I guess that's to be... : mrwolf710
• history. : creep
• yeah : Zoltar1987