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Ajax

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August 30, 2010 5:01 PM

A fresh chatty is so nice. You've got to enjoy a fresh clean slate with which to work.
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  August 30, 2010 5:05 PM
  
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  - CoRDS
    
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    August 30, 2010 5:06 PM
    
    cut it off at the base and leave the whole thing, not just the tip
    - yldragon
      
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      August 30, 2010 7:29 PM
      
      Nothing says good service like a mutilated cak on the check book thing.
  - slax0r
    
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    August 30, 2010 5:08 PM
    
    I personally don't believe in tipping. I can cook and carry my own food just fine, thanks.
  - indosauros
    
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    August 30, 2010 5:11 PM
    
    Just leave your jeans on the table, that should be about $300 worth
- indosauros
  
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  August 30, 2010 5:07 PM
  
  HIJACK Thinking about circumcising my son when he is born. Thoughts?
  - DonkeyPopsicle
    
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    August 30, 2010 5:08 PM
    
    just the tip.
    - Mad Brahmin Disease
      
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      August 31, 2010 12:47 AM
      
      Hahaha
  - CoRDS
    
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    August 30, 2010 5:08 PM
    
    how much of a tip will you leave?
  - BioSector
    
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    August 30, 2010 5:17 PM
    
    Had it done on my son. No real medical or religious reason. I just wanted him to look like me. ;)
  - EruditeCaveman
    
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    August 30, 2010 5:54 PM
    
    Ugh, why would you do such a thing?
    
    Really, why? It's not really anymore hygienic and it reduces sensitivity.
    - Chunks
      
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      August 31, 2010 3:48 AM
      
      I kinda wish I had been.
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    August 30, 2010 6:12 PM
    
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- snot3353
  
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  August 30, 2010 5:07 PM
  
  HIJACK I'm thinking about hijacking this thread. Please advise.
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    August 30, 2010 5:09 PM
    
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  August 30, 2010 5:09 PM
  
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- CoRDS
  
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  August 30, 2010 5:09 PM
  
  HIJILL
  - shirif
    
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    August 30, 2010 5:10 PM
    
    SUP JILL
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      August 30, 2010 5:11 PM
      
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- LoioshDwaggie
  
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  August 30, 2010 5:10 PM
  
  ATTN: MINORITIES
  - DonkeyPopsicle
    
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    August 30, 2010 5:13 PM
    
    haha, still one of my favorites
    - ChiefSquattingBear
      
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      August 30, 2010 6:19 PM
      
      Hm?
      - sparkly
        
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        August 30, 2010 6:29 PM
        
        http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=21012167
  - r3dn3ck
    
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    August 30, 2010 7:38 PM
    
    ATTN: MINOTAURS
- pancake humper
  
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  August 30, 2010 5:13 PM
  
  Hey guys buy my products
  - CRasterImage
    
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    August 30, 2010 5:14 PM
    
    creamed pancakes?
  - nyranger66
    
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    August 30, 2010 5:52 PM
    
    what's the link again? /takes bag of cash from PH.
    - nyranger66
      
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      August 30, 2010 5:52 PM
      
      srsly though, I am in the market for a iPhone 4 screen protector, plz advise.
      - pancake humper
        
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        August 30, 2010 5:58 PM
        
        check your sm
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  August 30, 2010 5:15 PM
  
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  - mnsnota
    
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    August 30, 2010 6:33 PM
    
    nice
- spiderfill
  
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  August 30, 2010 5:16 PM
  
  HIJACK get those cigarettes loaded on the truck now
- shyguy74
  
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  August 30, 2010 5:16 PM
  
  ^^^^ You guys are all terrorists
- Deathlove
  
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  August 30, 2010 5:17 PM
  
  HIJACK that taxi
- jedi_27
  
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  August 30, 2010 5:19 PM
  
  sup
- [deleted] 716648330
  
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  August 30, 2010 5:19 PM
  
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  - CRasterImage
    
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    August 30, 2010 5:47 PM
    
    You ruined the thread
- sigpro
  
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  August 30, 2010 5:50 PM
  
  HIJACK Fuck the got damn bug on the freeway just north of sacramento. So fucking many of them died while I drove though a few months ago it sounded like it was fucking raining but it was 10,000+ bugs dieing. I almost sent you a picture of it from my phone.
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    - sigpro
      
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      August 30, 2010 5:53 PM
      
      I didn't take any. It was really amazing though. I cleaned the windshield, got back on the freeway and 30 sec later the entire thing was covered in dead bugs.
- jayares
  
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  August 30, 2010 5:53 PM
  
  HIJACK UUUUUULLLLTTTRRRRAAA CCCOOOMMMBBOOOO
- Kombit
  
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  August 30, 2010 5:55 PM
  
  YOU GUYS MAKE THE WORST GIRL THREADS
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  August 30, 2010 5:55 PM
  
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- SinistarX
  
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  August 30, 2010 5:57 PM
  
  How is it I've been away for about a year and still got all these references?
  - Kombit
    
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    August 30, 2010 5:58 PM
    
    its been a dry year
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      August 30, 2010 5:59 PM
      
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- ThomW
  
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  August 30, 2010 5:59 PM
  
  HIJACK HAN SHOT FIRST
  - pyide
    
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    August 30, 2010 6:16 PM
    
    Greedo didn't shoot at all!
    - ThomW
      
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      August 30, 2010 6:29 PM
      
      For reals.
- digitalburro
  
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  August 30, 2010 6:07 PM
  
  HIJACK....aw christ I forgot how to use shacktags
- Cheeziologist
  
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  August 30, 2010 6:11 PM
  
  HIJACK: C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker
- CRasterImage
  
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  August 30, 2010 6:12 PM
  
  oFBI ALERT'D
- greenbergMD
  
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  August 30, 2010 6:15 PM
  
  HIJACK I think I may be in The Drop Zone... what should I do?
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    August 30, 2010 6:25 PM
    
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    - MagicWishMonkey
      
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      August 30, 2010 6:30 PM
      
      *air guitar*
- limpossible
  
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  August 30, 2010 6:16 PM
  
  HIJACK Hi nastyjack.
- Agrona
  
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  August 30, 2010 6:17 PM
  
  HIJACK Seattle Weather Update: it didn't snow this year, but it might next. Should I get chains for my tires?
  - gigaduck
    
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    August 30, 2010 6:18 PM
    
    I moved from Ottawa to Seattle and I never heard of chains until I got here. I still think they're for pussies, although Ottawa isn't hilly at all compared to Seattle.
    - Agrona
      
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      August 30, 2010 6:46 PM
      
      I moved from Baltimore. I had heard of chains, sure, but had never really seen them.
- yakz
  
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  August 30, 2010 6:18 PM
  
  YOUJACK in Soviet Russia...
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    August 30, 2010 6:48 PM
    
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  - SeaLlama
    
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    August 30, 2010 7:28 PM
    
    Just not in September http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=23859765#itemanchor_23859765
- Nitrium
  
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  August 30, 2010 6:18 PM
  
  HIJACK I think ILTC because I want to buy $300 jeans please advise
  - Fenring42
    
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    August 31, 2010 12:50 AM
    
    Buy normal jeans and pre-rip them yourself!
- FlameNut
  
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  August 30, 2010 6:24 PM
  
  HIJACK I accidentally the whole thing.
- abrasion
  
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  August 30, 2010 6:34 PM
  
  The last one wasn't that bad, we've had much worse. Weekend discussion is always sloppier
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    August 30, 2010 6:46 PM
    
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    - abrasion
      
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      August 30, 2010 6:51 PM
      
      Sup dude, y u h8n?
      Im in a training session, it sucks :(
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        abrasion
        
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        August 30, 2010 7:23 PM
        
        :( we can be civil ateam.
        Can I sleep on your floor when I visit the US?
        
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- invisible_kid
  
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  August 30, 2010 6:38 PM
  
  HIJACK Let's Roll
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- mnsnota
  
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  August 30, 2010 7:01 PM
  
  HIJACKED CONSCIOUSNESS I just bought 3g of this mostly legal (illegal in 9 states) herbal product called MYSTERY BLUEBERRY ALIBI that is being advertised as incense from a shop specializing in drug paraphernalia. Here is what the packaging reads: Mystery Blueberry Alibi: Aromatic Potpourri blend with natural fruity essences are considered a convenient and gentle way to lightly refresh your home with authentic fragrances. lol
  
  Man, this JWH-018 stuff works as advertised. I thought I would try it out because it's not illegal here yet. Kind of an interesting experience.
  - CRasterImage
    
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    August 30, 2010 7:25 PM
    
    Hey! Your brains are falling out dude... You need to get a mop or something.
- ninjase
  
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  August 30, 2010 7:26 PM
  
  It's time to have a Shacknews Federal Airmarshall program complete with .45 caliber banhammers am i right folks
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    August 30, 2010 7:34 PM
    
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    - CRasterImage
      
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      August 30, 2010 7:48 PM
      
      It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel retards in a shortbus.
- yakz
  
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  August 30, 2010 7:29 PM
  
  CATJACK I ate one.
- CecilPhilpot
  
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  August 30, 2010 7:36 PM
  
  LOJACK will prevent your thread from getting hijacked
  - CRasterImage
    
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    August 30, 2010 7:50 PM
    
    and I would have gotten away with it too. If it hadn't been for Cecil and his damn Lojack.
- r3dn3ck
  
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  August 30, 2010 7:37 PM
  
  HIJACK HAMMERJOHNSON
- Majuju
  
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  August 30, 2010 7:44 PM
  
  Fill it in with some happy little trees, and a nice canoe, and some mountains off in the distance. That's wonderful!
- Full.Bleed
  
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  August 30, 2010 7:54 PM
  
  FLAPJACKs are delicious.
- MorrisatCNN
  
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  August 30, 2010 7:56 PM
  
  SAMURAI JACK was a pretty good cartoon.
- greasyjohn
  
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  August 30, 2010 8:06 PM
  
  Lots of hijacks in this thread by Ajax.
- Liquid
  
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  August 30, 2010 8:19 PM
  
  FUCKING MAGNETS]r How do they work?
  - Liquid
    
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    August 30, 2010 8:19 PM
    
    doh
  - Cheeziologist
    
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    August 30, 2010 8:20 PM
    
    Shacktags, how do they work?
- Dschinghis Khan
  
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  August 30, 2010 8:21 PM
  
  HIJACK
  
  I just ate at an Olive Garden, now i'm going to a McDonalds and i haven't washed my jeans in 300 days.
  
  Also i didn't leave a tip at Olive Garden.
  - Nixx2004
    
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    August 30, 2010 8:25 PM
    
    Megathread incoming! Look out below!
    
    ;)
- Mad Brahmin Disease
  
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  August 31, 2010 12:49 AM
  
  Ajax, look at what you have done.
- JonathanBedrava
  
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  August 31, 2010 3:44 AM
  
  HIJACK: Ayn Rand
- Ride-My-Rocket
  
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  August 31, 2010 3:52 AM
  
  APPLE JACKS, a breakfast cereal!