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  link to blogpost lolz: http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=4130 : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
  • Sorry, my little fort was getting exploded as I was posting that :( : Dunwich
  • Holy crap a mine craft tf2 level that is so wicked : supermonkeyballz
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  I wonder how many gaming devs/pubs have offered him a job so far. : ErichTopp
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    Wouldn't it have to be quite the payout? I know if it was me, working for myself, sitting on half a mil ... : hadronflux
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      Not to mention, according to his stats: 294327 registered users, of which 37248 (12.65%) have bought t... : Kylegar
      • Hahaa, holy shit. : LoioshDwaggie
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        Did...did you just reply to hadronflux with the exact number he quoted? : Ebu
        • I think so. The actual number puts it into perspective though : Kylegar
      • He just found a niche... : excessus
• That TF2 level is awesome, I hope they make a snow level :D : Zollington
• I'm completely addicted to it, I haven't even managed to keep SC2 loaded for long :( : sexydingo
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  I'm having a hard time investing in with the impending multiplayer release and with changes affecting cur... : hadronflux
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    I'm a little burned out on it at the moment... building cool structures is nice, but it's super time-cons... : Code RedBeard
    • Yeah, I've gotten my $13 from it. Now I just fiddle a bit and watch the updates. I imagine that initial m... : hadronflux
• @fourzerotwo, the IW blogger, tweeted about it, too. : crummynz
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  Why hasn't GiantBomb done a quicklook of this yet. Who do we have to harass to make that happen? : Haxim
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    Minecraft isn't their kind of game. #1: Doesn't come on a console #2: Doesn't have achievements #3: Do... : LoioshDwaggie
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      #1 They like good games #2 They've done quicklooks of things that don't match that criteria #3 They are... : Haxim
      • It would need to be done where someone already has a little eco system going and it would need to be on t... : mrwolf710
      • I'm thinking that because it is Alpha is the reason they haven't posted a Quick Look yet. : Matt Burris
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  I just don't get what this game is supposed to be. Why is this supposed to be fun? I bought it, I'... : Ebu
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    The fun (for me) comes out of being creative. If you don't enjoying building/designing houses, castles, ... : pandastrong
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      I love building things, but I also need a reason. This game has no carrot. No character improvement. No c : Ebu
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        No crafting? Which version have you been playing? : Haxim
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          I don't know? Not the right one I hope? What am I doing wrong? This is a serious subthread, I love ope... : Ebu
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            are you playing Classic or Alpha? : pandastrong
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              I've tried both, neither seemed to have any crafting, tools, or weapons. Just random enemies that killed ... : Ebu
              • Alpha has crafting, tools, weapons, and armor. Here is a helpful guide: http://www.echidnatribe.org/M... : pandastrong
              • Play the alpha version and try this: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=23588560#itemanchor_23588560 : Haxim
              • you are doing things very wrong : mwasher
              • wow that is some pretty hard fail you're achieving : Sapiens
      • I turn off the enemies and mine and build because I find it relaxing. It's a good stress reliever. Much... : pandastrong
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        I actually like the fact that there aren't any "reasons" driving my desire to build in this game. I make... : dirtboxer
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          HAVING TO GET ORE TO DO WHAT?!? Once I have the shit, what am I supposed to do with it? : Ebu
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            you are telling me you can't google around or look up videos on youtube to show you the answer to these t... : mwasher
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              mwasher should i get this game y/n : electroly
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                by the time there is a multiplayer server up for survival mode for the shack then most definitely. : mwasher
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                  hey, btw, did you get SC2? there are a ton of co-op achievements I would like to get and figured it woul... : mwasher
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                    i did but i won't be able to play until the 10th when my internet gets installed at my new apartment :( : electroly
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                      holy shit how can it take that long to get internet? : mwasher
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                        it's Time Warner. worst cable company ever : electroly
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                          this is assuming i get there and there are no open wireless networks that i can reach : electroly
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                            are you not in your apartment now? if so why don't you have internet? : mwasher
                            • gotta pack :( i haven't even started : electroly
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            Like getting iron ore to make train tracks to make crazy shit like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=... : dirtboxer
            • Wow, that is amazing. : iamgoat
            • No words.... They should have sent a poet... : BlackCat9
            • holy crap : Draugluin
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            Minecraft starter guide: 1. Find a tree and punch it until you get all the wood from it. 2. Open your... : BlackCat9
            • Well. Well well well. This changes things. : Ebu
  • I'm not sure why I keep going back to it but I do. The promise of diamonds right next to my mineshaft, th... : Hemtroll
  • play more, set goals. : kabex
  • You know how Lego was fun because you could use your imagination to construct crazy stuff? Yeah, it's ... : Drewus
  • I love making stuff plus finding huge caves that just go on and on is just so much awesome. : mrwolf710
  • Same here. Wish I hadn't spent $10 on it since I've barely played it. That might change when multiplayer ... : cfalcon
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  alright I'm getting in on this nonsense. I bought it. Do I need to download any addons? : JohnnyRey
  • There are some cool texture packs like the Zelda one, but play it vanilla for a bit first. : Haxim
  • Nope. Only real mods are textures/sounds, which aren't necessary and a few 3rd party utilities that can... : hadronflux
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    And how do I "build" thins? I can only dig? : JohnnyRey
    • left click digs, right click places the blocks or items you have selected : pandastrong
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      Punch some tree trunks to get some wood. Press I to bring up your inventory and put the wood in any one ... : Haxim
      • holy shit...thanks! : JohnnyRey
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        This game needs an intro tutorial so badly... I think almost every minecraft thread here has at least one... : Code RedBeard
        • I think it's awesome. Usually I hate games that are obtuse, but it kind of works for this. It doesn't mat... : BlackCat9
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          No shit. But I'm the dumbass, obviously. Yes, I understand that the game isn't done yet, but there is... : Ebu
          • In the inventory there is a 2x2 Crafting square. It's not user friendly to start, but once you get the h... : pandastrong
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  This is the best image ever: http://double-chinned.mirror.waffleimages.com/data/1b/1bfa4be5492cab16bc5c21... : zebosausamite
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    Forbidden? : excessus
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      Open up a new tab and drop the URL into it. : Zollington
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        People still shack on computers? : supermonkeyballz
        • Someone has to keep the oldschool flag waving! : excessus
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    That just happened to me. SO pissed off. This shit feels worse than Demon's Souls sometimes. : at0micgarden
    • That happened to me in the first mine I ever made. I was digging and turned around to go dump my dirt and... : Hemtroll
  • This is awesome. : spyrext
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  You know whats great about Minecraft? Its a simple yet addicting indie game made by 1 guy. Yet we have st... : Techy007
  • I hope that either Idle Thumbs or Weekend Confirmed talks about this in their next episode. I'd like to k... : BlackCat9
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    1% unique and interesting idea 1% luck 98% internet bandwagon train effect hopefully it lasts : mwasher
    • I just wish we could get the power of big game companies combined with the minds of creative people like ... : hirosushima
  • One could say 'Top Notch' hyuck hyuck hyuck : Kylegar
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  Is there any way to give myself tnt? I'm playing the mode without enemies and I want to start blowing up ... : eldiablo01
  • no, not if there are no enemies. http://www.echidnatribe.org/Minecraft/crafting.php#tool_blocks TNT... : TroZ
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    Use this to edit your inventory, add 255 TNT and go nuts! http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?... : alphablu
    • Oh man thanks! I knew how to get tnt but I wanted to do it in peaceful. I turned on the baddies and it to... : eldiablo01
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  So im playing on normal and there are no mobs spawning at night or in caves. I want mob loot... How do i ... : Theos
  • I believe that if you change the setting back, you have to wait at least one spawn cycle before the mobs ... : trove
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  I just dug down to bedrock and was determined to go lower. So I found the one square that would allow me ... : at0micgarden
  • Mining is some dangerous shit : PenicillinX57
  • congratulations on your success : dirge23
• Out of all the games I bought in the last 12 months, this is the best value and most fun. Hands down. The... : Visceral Monkey
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  Valve has taken an interest in Minecraft apparently. http://img.waffleimages.com/c295bcbd8863d6360c21f... : Visceral Monkey
  • heh heh sweeeeet : loboca
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    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ : mwasher
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      I doubt it, he's said they probably couldn't afford him and he's probably right, he's making BANK. And th... : Visceral Monkey
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        oh I'm not talking about from buying the rights to the game or hiring him, but giving him the resources t... : mwasher
        • Forget the massive amounts of bank involved. Can you imagine the HAT possibilities?!!? I'm pretty sure th... : Haxim
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    if it ends up on steam I'd much rather buy it there. : SpaecKow
    • Buy it now if you don't have it, it's bloody awesome. : Visceral Monkey
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      id rather it not show up on steam : conandan
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        Why, conandan? : SpaecKow
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          because Steam runs like shit on my lappy and thats where I want to play this game. Hell... minecraft r... : conandan
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            You should get a new lappy : SpaecKow
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              Get a lappy that isnt so crappy : alphablu
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                And you'll be happy. : greasyjohn
                • Pappy : watcherxp
  • I looked but I thought I had posted that this would be awesome in the source engine. Id buy that for 5 do... : supermonkeyballz
  • I blame Shacknews. You know Valve lurkers saw that string of week-long megaposts here and this whole thin... : MercFox1
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  Can someone explain this game to me? I've watched some videos on YouTube and looked the game up on Wikipe... : Mmmmmoo
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    In Classic (The free version) You have all the blocks available to you and you build and have fun In S... : Kylegar
    • Oh, yea, Classic has multiplayer, Survival does not (Yet, but it's getting close. Notch is stress testin... : Kylegar
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      That's neat. I guess it'd be fun but also sounds like it'd get old pretty quick. : Mmmmmoo
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        You'd think that, but because a large part of the game is exploration and the maps are procedurally gener... : Haxim
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          It's like being dropped on a RIngworld or Dyson Sphere. : Visceral Monkey
          • damn, thats is sooo true... : ssj4megaman
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  I just discovered a redstone deposit! I must be getting close to the bottom of my map. : Arcanum
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    Be careful, don't fall through! Well, you have to learn that for yourself right? :p : loboca
    • Found patches of bedrock. Basically stopped digging down at that point. Now I'm branching off from my m... : Arcanum
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  Is everyone's Cartographer working with 1.13? Or is my saved game hosed :| : loboca
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    Is Cartograph just locking up on you? Make sure you just have level.dat in your world folder. : Zollington
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      Errr I should say only have one level.dat in your world folder. I had a level_old.dat and another file... : Zollington
      • Weird, never had that before. Fixed it. Thanks! : loboca
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  I found the biggest cave complex I've ever found today. I got COMPLETELY lost and it took me 30 min to fi... : m0nkz
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    Yep. Iron or better. : Fooldozer
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      And you have to use Diamond to harvest obsidian. : loboca
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        Obsidian is fairly useless, though. : Arcanum
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          It makes a great barrier for protection from creeper explosions. : Matt Burris
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            Also, isn't green cobble immune to creeper explosions? Thought I saw that somewhere. : loboca
            • I think I've read that as well, but haven't tested it yet. : Matt Burris
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  Why do you get lost? Setup a system! I have 4 signals in every cave that tells me which way is up down,... : spyrext
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    I'm having a problem when I make stone stairs. I put the first one down and it's ok works just like a sta... : eldiablo01
    • When that happens, but a block next to it and it'll realign itself properly. It's weird, but once you fi... : Matt Burris
    • It tries to auto-align a few different ways, the best thing to do is either put down the next row of stai... : Haxim
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  How do I keep these damn cows out of my indoor garden?! Do they just spawn inside or what? All the do... : dirtboxer
  • Torches I think : stonedonkey
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    I just beat a cow to death with a porkchop. : Ebu
    • Life comes full circle. : repeat2k
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  Goddamn fucking Minecraft. Goddamn bullshit. So I finally decided to give the Alpha a good go. Only t... : kingdepork
  • Sounds like a laptop problem. : Arcanum
• Minecraft Source within 12 months. : MeestaNob
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  Repost: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v483/At0micGarden/1bfa4be5492cab16bc5c21730168c282b41d6bc5.png : at0micgarden
  • Now I get it. :`( : Ebu

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  Sweet! : LoioshDwaggie
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    Dude! : prime8
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      What does mine say? : mastermike569
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        http://www.overclockers.com.au/image.php?pic=images/newspics/27jul10/15.jpg : CoRDS
        • Hahaha : mastermike569
        • wtf? : hamachi
      • nice/word/cock? : Volatus32x
• Indeed :) : Godhatesfatpeople
• I didnt sleep before I saw it so I actually feel asleep for a second; and had a dream; while watching it.... : edward
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  but what if you actually never saw it and it was just a dream : HisKillSkill
  • Some old lady said that to us as we were walking out of the theater :p : Godhatesfatpeople
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  yeah, just got back, it was awesome. Now I am all caught up in a web of theories about what the film mean... : g3dHorse
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    So like, it's quite possible his wife was actually right when she jumped out of the building, at least I : abrasion
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      if she was up one level why doesnt she just give him a kick and wake him up? - that's why she's dead... : e v i l
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        Heavy sedation. It's also possible that they were so far down when she killed herself, that it's only be : foo
        • Yep yep and yep. also what if it's one of those situations where she can't wake him up? : abrasion
        • the level that she killed herself is the level the main story takes place, and the time dialation one le : e v i l
    • No. She's dead Jim. : pimpium
    • Yeah I read http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/24477/1/NEVER-WAKE-UP-THE-MEANING-AND-SECRET-OF-INCEPTI : g3dHorse
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  Someone posted this earlier, and I love it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVkQ0C4qDvM No spoilers, ... : foo
  • Ah that's really awesome. : theydobecauseitis
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    That's... a stretch. : spazzium
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      http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/herocomplex/2010/07/inception-christopher-nolan-the-smiths-johnny-marr-ha... : Godhatesfatpeople
      • also: http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/07/28/hans-zimmer-extracts-the-secrets-of-the-incep... : Veegeezee
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  This movie is my Titanic. I vow never to watch it simply based on the amount of hype its received alone. : reZaun
  • Oh and sorry to shit up your thread. Wasn't really my intention. carry on! :) : reZaun
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    Good. One less theory on if its a dream or not in these threads :) : TheNiXXeD
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      Replace "music" with Movies: http://www.boncherry.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/music_snob_venn_dia... : reZaun
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        But how can you past tense like something you haven't seen? : TheNiXXeD
        • I'm past tenses, man. : reZaun
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    Your loss, it's a good flick. : Haku-Jin
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      I dont really watch movies anyways :-/ : reZaun
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        you might be the worst person on shack... all you have to do is go into a starcraft2 thread and say you w... : Sixcos
        • Well that would work out, because I don't play RTS games ... but i do shack! : reZaun
• I've had all kinds of fucked up dreams within dreams since I watched it. I'm gonna sue those fuckers! : Prototype
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  My sister liked it a lot. I didn't like the ending. I told my sister the ending was way too hollywood and... : TemporalParadox
  • what makes it too hollywood? : shika.art
• I couldn't stop thinking about how the plot was pretty much a event driven multithreaded application. ... : MisterClaw
• Finally. FINALLY. You and I agree on something. High five! : kallanta

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• i have to admit that i am impressed. i don't care much for DC comics, but that looks awesome : davislovestacobell
• I'm friends with the sound programmer for that game. He says it is coming along nicely. : mwasher
• im not sure if id want to play the game but i would like to see more of that story : crust
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  Too bad about it being DC though. : K1Bond007
  • Except DC kicks ass. : thetangent
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  I thought Machinima was dedicated to in engine videos? : Fred Garvin
  • Yeah, me too, but it looks like they have in engine stuff, trailers, and a shit ton of Modern Warfare 2 g... : i38warhawk
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    That channel's most popular videos are halo and mw and other terrible 15-25 year old mass appeal games. I... : anhero
    • Mind of Freeman is still on going and awesome. It's like listening to Duffman with a Ph.D : Sailor of Fortune
    • Shacker Duffman that is. : Sailor of Fortune
• DDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMEEEDDD : PointlesS76
• damn superman did some facemelting : jane911
• Awesome promo vid. It won't get me to play the game, but it was pretty entertaining : ctlaltl33t
• That's retarded, comic books are already quite over the top and nerdily exciting enough without anyone pi... : SpaecKow
• Cool video. : Navy Spitfire
• pants = wet. I'll be following that game. : AMikaboshi
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  wtf since when did superman actually do cool shit? : DarkWolf5
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    You've never watched the DC animated stuff have you? He's far more awesome than a lot of people give him ... : thetangent
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      He melted faces and had glowing red eyes in the DC animated stuff? : DarkWolf5
      • A few times. : thetangent
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        Justice League Unlimited was pretty sweet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOmMTRZyoIY : johnlocks
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          That whole final episode was great. Superman kicked a lot of ass (maybe not so much actual face melting t... : thetangent
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            good stuff, thanks for linking this : PlanetPerfecto
            • Always happy to spread the Superman love. :) : thetangent
• That was fucking AWESOME. I may seriously look into DC Online. As a side note, I've always felt that anim... : thetangent
• God fucking dammit, if I have to see that ugly greasy-headed fuck telling me absolutely NOTHING about Fed... : heartsauce
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  I have no idea what is going on. And what did they do to Batman's suit? : Albemuth
  • It's an alternate future. : thetangent
• Dunno if I'd play it, but I'd watch a mini-series if it was all that awesome. : anhero
• anyone else on the fence or turned off on this game even though they know nothing off it? I don't know w... : JuffoWup
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  Holy shit. When did Shazam! turn evil?! : peters4life
  • yeah, i thought that was sinestro at first : harold.johnson
  • That's Black Adam. Same "family" of powers but is not Captain Marvel. : obiquatro
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  was that really kevin conroy and mark hamill? if they weren't in under the red hood because of this, i a... : harold.johnson
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    Sounds like Conroy but the Joker may have been John DiMaggio. He recently did Joker voice work in Under : obiquatro
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      nope, hamill is handling the voice of joker and conroy is handling batman. : JuffoWup
      • On a second listening the laugh is distinctive. : obiquatro
• Blur are so fucking amazing for doing cinematics, I would like to work for them one day when my animation... : jbury
• Most impressive : mad-d00d
• man, that is freakin sweet... I really really hope they get smart and just make a whole movie like that : mo13
• Wonder Woman looked hot. I never really paid attention to her before. : CRasterImage
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  oh hey, gameplay.. More actiony than CoH. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUpBoY7-aFA : JuffoWup
  • My desire to play this just went to near zero. Looks terrible. : baron calamity
  • awww meh : bolneze
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  I wish Blur just made badass movies about superheroes and Jedi and warhammers. : ArB
  • This is what they really should be doing. :) : thetangent
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    Blur did this? I thought it was Machinama. : CRasterImage
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      Machinima.com just posts trailers on YouTube. : node
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        They do more than that. One of my friends works as a director for them. Turned his hobby into a paying jo... : Conan
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          Really? I haven't seen actual Machinima stuff for a while, I assumed they'd just changed focus. Pretty cr... : node
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            Yeah, he literally makes his living on game videos. That said, he's a great editor and the sort of guy wh : Conan
            • Cool man. I worked with a guy who did some great Battlefield videos and eventually got hired, he's been t... : node
  • Me too. They rock so hard. : node
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    What about Plastic Wax? Thats the other one right? Have they been doing anything lately : bolneze
    • I don't know. I'd be happy if anyone good made movies like this for adult kids. : ArB
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  Awesome video, but what does it have to do with DC Online? I see people saying "I may have to check this... : fishbone
  • well, it shows the story to the game.. most probably it wil be loading intro. : doomed
• Whoa why cant WBs shitty animated movies/series look this good? : bolneze

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  probably could use those other two SP campaigns now huh? : Slowtreme
  • Oh god no, I can wait. Been a long time since I marathon'd a game like that. I was actually up to the : InfoBiter
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  How'd you go about the one mission of Zeratul's where you have to kill 2000 zerg before dying? I'm pulli : the_burd
  • I just got mass fucking collusi and void rays, made one giant ball and ran around to the entrances when i... : InfoBiter
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  Can I beat it on Easy in 7 hours? : noobja
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    Does that game pass even give you single player? : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
    • Yessir, MP or SP whatever I wish! : noobja
  • Not really, if you do all of the missions possible in one run it's 25; shortest is like 15 minutes, longe... : InfoBiter
  • I played for almost 6 hours last night and still have quite a bit to go before I'm finished... : MacemanInTW
  • I imagine so, there is an achievement for beating it on normal in 8 hours. : Evil Benius
  • There is an achievement for 8 hrs on normal : Jimb0v2
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  How many levels does the arcade minigame have? 3? I got to 96,000 points and died : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
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    Now that is something I haven't futzed with much; I think my highest score was around 130k, and I don't t... : InfoBiter
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      Ah, well I was going to get 125k achievement, but was curious when the final guy was. : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
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        The final guy is on the third level. After that, you go through the previous levels again, but they're ha : The Grolar Bear
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          oh damn, didn't see the 250k. Is that the last one? : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
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            No, 500K is. Good luck with that one! : The Grolar Bear
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              lol lord... : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
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                the controls are just too unresponsive :( I hope they patch them to be better eventually. : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
                • Yeah, I agree. : The Grolar Bear
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  How long did it take? : etherboy
  • this. how many hours in hard? : umegastar
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    Umm, I have no idea? I did the bulk of the game in 2 poopsocking sittings. Probably 8 hours playtime ... : InfoBiter
    • I'm thinking I overestimated the amount of time in the two sessions. Probably closer to 4 hours the first... : InfoBiter
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  spoilers ahead. When given the choice to burn or save the colony, I chose burn cause I didn't believe she : filthysock
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    Ooh, I made the other choice there. I will go back and redo all the ones like that though just to see... : InfoBiter
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      I decided to save the colony as well. Holy shit was that mission a bit crazy with the purifier thing : MacemanInTW
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        Yah, that one was frustrating as fuck. I kept trying to make it work with marines and medics w/ tanks for : InfoBiter
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          The map before it was similar in the sense that you mass Goliaths and clean up. I imagined it was done f... : Pneum0
          • That seems to be the case for pretty much any "you get this new unit for doing this mission" mission. : MacemanInTW
        • Thats how i beat it too. : MacemanInTW
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  If I never intend to play multiplayer, is the game still worth $60 ?q : PenicillinX57
  • Without question. If I stopped now and never touched it again I would feel my purchase was justified. Eve... : InfoBiter
  • YES : thetangent
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  I'm on the lava mission in SP. How am I supposed to shoot flying zerg? I only have the two marines I get : crummynz
  • What? You can keep building marines man. I didn't bother with the reapers pretty much at all. I just had : InfoBiter
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    You should be able to build all units from the barracks you get. : dante2010
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      Nope... definitely doesn't seem to be the case. : crummynz
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        What am I doing wrong here? I restarted and it's the same deal. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/695255/Screensho... : crummynz
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          I don't know... maybe use the mercenaries? Shouldn't be like that though... I used a few marines there. : Lexicon_Leidun
          • I can't build mercs either, or SCVs. : crummynz
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          Haha. What the fuck did you do. You should have all the units available that you've had in previous m... : Senate5000
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            When I abort mission and try to play again it says "Unable to load map" and kicks me back to the top leve... : crummynz
            • Probably a good call. Something got corrupt somehow. That sucks. =/ : Senate5000
            • Probably a good idea. I think you broke it :( : MacemanInTW
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              This didn't fix it... fuck it, guess I'll play some multiplayer. : crummynz
              • Did you try loading back to before starting that mission, like at the end of the previous mission, and th... : Senate5000
              • would be pretty funny if that bug cropped up in MP : filthysock
            • Every autosave the game makes is archived in [OS drive]:\Users\[you]\Documents\StarCraft II\Saves\Unsave... : noxiousgg
        • http://www.shackpics.com/files/Screenshot2010072821_08_55_5av1a9llrlu9okp3ct50.jpg : smax
        • did you try the unit hotkeys? : maulla
  • I tried to get the achievement on that one of killing the big zerg mob was an Ultralisk or Brutalisk in t... : Chod
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  So, would you recommend playing on hard or just breezing through on normal? Maybe for me anyways... : ImageOmega
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    I wouldn't go any lower than hard. I really kind of wish I had tried brutal. : InfoBiter
    • Brutal is.. one or two retries past a certain point for each mission. Its unforgiving to say the least. : d0gbert
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      Hard is pretty easy for someone experienced. Brutal is really hard though after the 5th or 6th missio... : razlebol
      • I'm having a hard enough time on normal! Not for lack of trying though. : Pneum0
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      What's the difference between difficulties? Is it just enemy AI, or does it fiddle with unit HP and such? : Arceihn
      • it definitely also affects the enemy unit count : derelict515
      • fiddles with everything, I think. more units, different units, probably different rules. : Foxhawk
    • I couldn't get past the first mission on brutal. : StolenNosferatu
  • if you've beaten starcraft 1, WC3, etc i'd definitely go hard. lol : smax
  • Normal has been a breeze for me so far (I'm probably about half way through) and I don't play many RTSes.... : noxiousgg
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  jesus, i can never beat games this quickly anymore. a twelve-hour game takes somewhere along the lines o... : EvilDolemite
  • i have enough time to play probably 2 missions a night, if that night isn't taken up by family stuff. Thi... : TPSReport
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    That's because you're not as good at games as you like to think you are! : Ajax
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      i don't care about being good i just enjoy playing them i was never into the trash talk or bro-style c... : EvilDolemite
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        this has little to do with trash talk and competition and more to do with you not being as good at games ... : Ajax
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          http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=15437851 : Ajax
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            you can't pass up the opportunity to cut me down i think, that you think i'm a gaming fraud yeah i ... : EvilDolemite
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              also, everyone who played it, even the reviewers, agree that the final gh3 boss was unfairly balanced. : EvilDolemite
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                ahahahahahahaha : Ajax
                • i think, that you think i'm a gaming fraud man if we had forum signatures I'd have myself a winner here : Ajax
          • To be fair, I remember everyone bitching about that boss in GH3. : rudds
• You and me both. MP time. : Lexicon_Leidun
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  Did you beat every available mission? There are 29 total. : herradura99
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    As for me, I've played roughly 10 hours. Only 9 missions finished out of 29. Sheesh this game is long. : herradura99
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      damn, are you replaying them a lot? I only did 5 last night but the longest was ~20 minutes and that was ... : derelict515
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        Actually, you can finish it faster. Just take out the other bases instead of waiting for the timer to fi... : MacemanInTW
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          ah, I took out 4 of them but time was pretty much out at that point and that was on normal. Seems difficu... : derelict515
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            I did it the first time I played though it. I think I had almost 3 minutes left. I had a bunch of Medic... : MacemanInTW
            • yeah I think I was overvaluing medics the first couple missions. I'm still not sure of the right medic:ma... : derelict515
      • on hard, with trying to get all 2nd objects and an achievement or two i'm averaging around 30 each : mwasher
      • Well, I'm playing on hard. The first few are fast, but the last five I've played took at least an hour n... : herradura99
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    why does my mission counter say 'xx/26'? : smax
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      A few missions involve making a choice between helping two factions. When you pick one, you can't play t... : herradura99
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        How many of those are there? I've only done one so far: Saving the Colony vs Purify the Colony : MacemanInTW
        • The last mission I played was one (not the one you listed). I'm not even half done with the campaign so ... : herradura99
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    I missed one (not including the choose x/y ones) but I have no idea how I managed that =\ 25 completed... : InfoBiter
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      There is a secret mission, you have to destroy a science facitily in the media blitz mission, it is in th : Athul
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        So you cannot ever get to it if you missed it the first time? That seems very... wierd. : dafugg
        • Yeah, hopefully they will make it possible to unlock the map from the archive. : Athul
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  Some of the achievements are very clever, it's an interesting challenge to get them. : SpaecKow
  • I'm still playing though to finish up the story before I start going for the achievements. I do think ... : MacemanInTW
• i really love the pace of the campaign. Only 5 missions in but completely loving everything about this ga... : mnok
• anybody have some kinda cheat sheet of units, as in which units counter what, what attacks ground/air/bot... : smax
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  This motherfucking game 0wns! Spoiler thread time: PROTOSS/ZERG HYBRID!?!?!?!! OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII : MercFox1
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    AIUR?!?!?! OVERMIND!?!?!??!! TASSADAR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?] ..... *faints* : MercFox1
    • I just played the last Zeratul mission you alluded to earlier, and it was indeed incredible. : The Grolar Bear
    • Was it just me or did Tassadar sound like Micheal Dorn (Mr. Worf)? : thetangent
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  Im playing on brutal and each mission takes so much longer since you aleays need overwhelming force to wi... : ant321
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    I can imagine. I am playnig Normal -> Hard to get the achievements and it's taking a long time. I should ... : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
    • Thats what I'm doing : MacemanInTW
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  Having played this and watched the behind the scenes, I have to say that the work they put into story mod : LoioshDwaggie
  • yep, when i first heard of the concept of the ship and upgrades i wasn't that excited. But it all comes t... : filthysock
  • any spoilers in the behind the scenes? : maulla
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    I remember being annoyed that there would only be a terran campaign in Wings of Liberty, I got annoyed li... : SpaecKow
    • Indeed, lmao at you sir :) : te[R]ror
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  I just finished the New Haven mission. I sided with the Protoss. When I got back to the ship the doctor w : noxiousgg
  • If you went the other way you totally get the opportunity to bang her. : InfoBiter
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    i did that as well, great cutscene at the end there. : filthysock
    • Seemed like the thing a rational thinking Raynor would do too. : enyakk
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  They hit it out of the park. again. : Boxelder
  • Corked bat I swear. We need an xray machine. : InfoBiter
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  the first protoss mission is neat. it's almost like a little puzzle game. : mwasher
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    I liked it as well. Finding the last of the hives was a bit of a pain in the ass thought. I thought I : MacemanInTW
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      not clicking those as i haven't finished it yet. trying to get the "finish with 3 stalkers" and "do not ... : mwasher
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        Those are going to be impossible for me. :( Mine was just with the optional objective, not one of the... : MacemanInTW
        • whew! got em all. probably took me over an hour with the reloads. at least. lol : mwasher
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      Using blink well (after beta experience) trivialized that so much ... but still tons of fun. : InfoBiter
      • I guess I wasn't using it as much as I could have, but yeah it did make some of the level much easier. : MacemanInTW
    • The first time I did it I missed the third one up on the ledge, as for the escape, I just left everything : Nerdsbeware
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  Decision time: Predator or Hercules? : pigvomit
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    Bah! Went with a Hercules. The predators looked cool, but I have so many units to manage now. : pigvomit
    • i went predators, but then i had to quit and go to work. They look fun! : filthysock
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  completionist subthread Going for the Brutal completionist achievement, but it seems like you can miss... : Foxhawk
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    if you are trying to get all of the achievements on brutal you are being silly. : mwasher
    • (also I would like to see your replays of getting all of them on maps like.. the train robbery) : mwasher
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      it's not all the achievements (impossible on brutal, probably literally), just all of the missions : Foxhawk
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        oh ok, whew. i'll save brutal for the day down the road when i wanna play back through. i tried one ... : mwasher
        • yea it is pretty tough. just about pulled my hair out once or twice so far. : Foxhawk
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    For the missions where you have a choice, both options will be available to (re)play at the end. There is : Athul
    • oh man i really want to click that, but i wont! : filthysock
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  Man, the in game scenes between missions are blowing my mind. http://www.shackpics.com/files/Screensh... : pyide
  • Yeah its amazing. However, the difference between the face texture detail and the rest is a little niggly... : filthysock
  • Yeah they worked with their cinematics team on them, cool stuff. No AA does make me sad though. : node
• Man, I really don't want to stop playing this, but I need to get some sleep. Well done Blizzard. Wel... : pigvomit
• "I won that tournament! Fuckin' Zerg!" Nice job by the way, I am not a "Full out RTS Guy" so fo me th... : valcan_s

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  realistically, probably everyone that wants to play SC2 already bought it :P : mnok
  • 38 : sneakyalmond
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  Does the guest pass allow you to play the single player? : exigence7
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    Yes it does. 7 hours of play : freshyk
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      how do you get the game? i'm nearly out of download limit. : radula
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        I bought it at retail because I didn't want to wait to download it. : freshyk
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          But that doesn't help you at all. : freshyk
          • i'll go buy it tonight retail, then i can get the 7 hour guest pass! : radula
  • and 17 : exigence7
• I wouldn't mind checking it out before I'm home this weekend to purchase. 29? : raeven
• 27 : n0v4
• 31 : sodomy
• 14 : redfive
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  SC2 : GCKX68-26BT-JDVHMK-XYF6-8RPN9Z | 46HDNX-MYVF-WVP7H6-74PP-HH2ZME WOW (lol) : JH4NHR-XGFE-JBGF62-NHJ... : mwasher
  • Thanks! : megarust32
  • Damnit! I thought that was the Cataclysm key :( : Phreakin
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  22 : kallanta
  • Actually I rescind my participation. I can get one from a friend easily. I just didn't think to ask unt... : kallanta
• 37. : fsck
• fag. 37. : dealie
• 16 mofo : Crabs Jarrard
• 1...... : menar003
• 38 : shirif
• 33 : -JLN-
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  26 : hatchet165
  • I do not need it anymore. : hatchet165
• 7 : dedgecko
• 4 : xpogox
• 0 : Haxim
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  SC2: MEM4Y4-V74R-7JTGCZ-PEEF-2YMG6E XHDGN4-2J22-D6PZZ4-CP78-24GCCT WoW: VRJVEC-VFFM-YHRWH9-TR92-B6C... : DianeOfTheMoon
  • Thank you! (SC2 #2 claimed) : Haxim
• 69! er, 6 : BioSector
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  20 : mayooms
  • mayooms is the winnar! pm'ing you the code... sorry I was a little late! : niceguynick
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  So I have to spend 2 hours downloading the game to play it for 7 hours? No thanks. : thecatinthehat
  • haha 2 hours : Degenerate
  • do you have to ride your special bicycle hooked up to a generator to run your cable modem or some shit? ... : mwasher
  • it's a slap to the face to gamers everywhere. thanks blizzard : crummynz
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    Mop up your vagina and play the best goddamned RTS released in 12 years, soldier! I mean, hell, just d... : MercFox1
    • CoH would like to have a word with you. If relic had the support/backend that blizzard has...my god! : dedgecko
  • uh, after 7 hours you buy the game to continue playing, no more downloading required. : filthysock
• i wanna try a guest pass if anyone has an extra. fondly remembering modem to modem IPX games of SC1 now. ... : fotografico
• SC2: CMNDPD-JC9J-MX8DMV-488P-9KBVDM SC2: X778YE-4PMD-76VFRG-2WMG-H6XP4C : electroly

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• You could post a snarky comment but she'll totally see it coming. : reZaun
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  lmao your brother in law's wife is your sister you big dummy!!! : boring gegtik
  • Hahahaha : Moonbase Commander
  • Wow, that makes much more sense that it possibly being his wife's brother's wife. ;) : Scrimbo Obeer
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    no it's my wife's brother's wife. : Slowtreme
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      wouldn't that be your sister-in-law or something : mikecyb
      • technically I could call her that, but I'm really trying to distance myself as far as I can. : Slowtreme
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    Wife of Gob: I'm in love with your brother-in-law. Gob: You're in love with your own brother? The one in : Home Nugget
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      I really miss AD :( : Moonbase Commander
      • I think we all do. : Darky_06
  • look how stupid you are : riptyde
  • Unless its his wife's brother : dantastic
• Does she seriously believe she is? : theydobecauseitis
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  What does an online psychic look like? Please share her website info with the shack once it is all up and... : tinfoilhatter
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    http://www.shackpics.com/files/noyouarenotpsychic_68geurec3lq96lkp8mou.jpg : Slowtreme
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      Needs more Cleobell : Home Nugget
      • We used to get drunk and call her in college. We'd use up the whole free 5 minutes just saying "WHO THE F... : chrisschutz
    • You should photoshop one of those so she's standing in a Harry Potter movie poster and post it in her com... : Senate5000
    • this will work : sikander
    • These are the most psychic like! : Vimn
• yep thats the daddy, you have a good life now. : mindshot
• he already knows what you're going to say, might as well do it : aurealis
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  pics of wizard knife : nem00
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    http://www.shackpics.com/files/amazingknife_ghgzsn5b2ceohfxqist3.jpg : Slowtreme
    • wow, that's totally amazing : sikander
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      does it glow when orcs are nearby? : skizl
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        no but it repels women : cfalcon
        • Knife of greater loneliness +1 : Hemtroll
    • Wizard! : Home Nugget
    • That's.. quite something. Apparently she's not a very good psychic. : nem00
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      You call that a knife? This is a knife! http://www.flickr.com/photos/evilbenius/4839129361/ : Evil Benius
      • That's not a knife, that's a spoon. : SockMonkeh
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      Kind of a gay knife. : ArB
      • Ultra gay plus plus : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • hahah holy shit. : hatchet165
    • I'm not even sure what to say about that thing... : MacemanInTW
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      That is clearly for casting spells. : losder5000
      • looks like we need a scroll of identification : cap n KRUNCH
    • indeed : BouillonCubes
    • that looks a lot like trash to me. : fatman
    • I bet you could pull so much pussy with that knife. : slax0r
    • wow that is even better than the knife papaboo gave me for white elephant : mikecyb
    • This is a hint that you talk too much about nerdy shit around her : snuff
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      kill any hobos with that yet? : davislovestacobell
      • i mean hobbits...AHAHAH...ahaha...heh...yeh : davislovestacobell
    • omg its not even a pretty knife :( : Galadriel07
    • W.T.F. : m0rfus
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      I can only imagine the akwardness of when you opened the box what was inside. Ahhh... cool. It's... : atom519
      • "...what...exactly is it?" : Arctic Fox
    • Please bring this on the ride to the Orlando Shackmeet. You know...in case we have to fight any goblins. : ImageOmega
    • 55-WIZARDSTAB : jimmy_legs
    • When White People go bad. : pres589
    • i think that is a trailer park artifact you found : spaceless
    • When it comes time to reclaim the ancient throne of Ellendar, you'll thank her for her foresight. : filtersweep
    • wowwwwwwww : mayooms
    • STAB A DRAGON! : radula
    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxF0vygnF2Y : harvord
    • Improved Spectral Blade! : the archvile
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      So, what can you do with something like this? : Dr_Cube
      • white elephant gift is my guess. : tsuba
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        Stab her with it. Bet she wouldn't see that coming. : magistersmax
        • But she's psychic. : Dr_Cube
    • stfu that shit is sweet : MurrayTheSkull
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      I also got a knife for my birthday (from my bat-shit insane aunt): http://lh3.ggpht.com/_7EUAij74Ycw/S6j6... : basketofkittens
      • lol. this is mockery. of you and knives. : Boxelder
    • Now I understand the term "gay blade." : cerealSAM2
    • did she give it to you in the box or just stab it into your back? : Boxelder
    • send it to gabe newell : kabex
    • oh my fuckin lol : Megara9
    • put some enchantments and it'll be fine : lausai
    • May your blade chip and shatter : d fluke
    • Bwahahaha, you should hang it on the wall where everyone can see it. : thetangent
    • The WizzzaaaaaaAAAAAaaaAAArrrd! The Wizard. : CecilPhilpot
• Can I have a pic of this with the names and faces blurred? : anhero
• also, is there any ASCII art representing the cs headshot graphic? : anhero
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  hahah I remember you posting about that knife. That was some funny shit. : NastyJack
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    if she was psychic, she'd know I was going to hate that thing. I can't fucking wait for White Elephant th... : Slowtreme
    • thats not how psychicismology works... : spiderfill
    • Maybe she did. : SwiftyPants
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      This is exactly the reply you should post to her facebook. : anhero
      • hahahah, I agree. That would be awesome. : Ctrl-Phreak
• Hahahahha : MagicWishMonkey
• She said head : dognose
• I like wizard knifes. : TemporalParadox
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  "It's unethical to scam people." : terath
  • And when she inevitably claims that she really is psychic, ask her to go win Randi's million dollar prize... : terath
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  Jesus I just found her blog where she claims to be a certified and attuned Reiki Master, and possibly a V... : Slowtreme
  • stab her with her own knife and laugh at the situation : AlexXdude
• you know what? everyone needs to make money somehow...even if it is ripping off poor saps...but those sa... : davislovestacobell
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  When her new venture fails, and it will, ask her "Did you see that coming?" : eldiablo01
  • sylvia browne is a billionaire! : fried rice
• I hope her snatch is worth it. : lightly inclined
• Dude I was just thinking about this how did you know? : hashd
• Tell her to go get a fucking life, a fucking conscience, and to stop abusing other people's weakness. : pillzer

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  Why don't you think WP7 would last? Personally I'm looking forward to a UI and OS that do more than just ... : derelict515
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    iPhone and Droid pretty much have the market, Microsoft wants to be a major player, the phone looks amazi... : Tattoo Trav
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      It's not going to lose support in a year. Remember not long ago people were saying the exact same about A... : derelict515
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        But they are lac king features like multitasking, copy paste. Already saying no blood in games for it. ... : FormerHPB
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          Already saying no blood in games for it what : derelict515
          • kinda like the SNES version of MK1 : bagelcc
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        Yep. Look at how fast they tossed the Kin. : BlackCat9
        • which is completely different : derelict515
        • Hahaha, this is a bit different. Have you read anything about the Kin? It was practically setup to fail... : Halen
    • Looks like MS still has a slight lead over Google. RIM is real leader in this space: http://www.engadget.... : Dave-A
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      I'm feeling the same vibe. I'm just not sure on where to go at this point. I'm using a blackberry bold,... : mastermike569
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        It sounds like you want an Android. It already blows the Blackberry marketplace out of the water and it ... : melkore
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          Truth be told, Droid is looking really good right now, extremely good. However I'm just not sold on the... : mastermike569
          • After the next release (Gingerbread) it sounds like Google will be cracking down on custom UI's. The... : melkore
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      Microsoft is too late to the party. I would never go with one of their phones because their track record ... : Dr_Cube
      • With WinPhone 7 they're simply following by copying the Iphone and Android Have you actually seen the ... : derelict515
      • Phones really only last about two years, what big chance are you really taking on support? : D45hiz
      • They were late to the console party too, and look what they did with that. : Halen
      • If you knew more of the tech behind WP7 you would know it's far from a "total reboot". It's 10+ years and... : Pantene Pro-V
      • You should read up on WP7, because pretty much everything you just said is 100% wrong. : uncleanmonkey
    • All MS needs to do, really, is hire some smart marketers to find out what exactly their target audience i... : Modica Sol Solis
• It boils down to what type of a user you are. If you like to tinker and enjoy customizable features at t... : jingletard
• Why not a captivate? : TheNiXXeD
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  I have a 3G as well, I'm strongly leaning towards a Droid X or an Evo in a month or so. I just don't thin... : OgrePalowakski
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    They all have their ups and downs, I started using mine for games and music, and now I mostly use it for ... : Tattoo Trav
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      Oh for sure, I think I'm just ready to give an Android phone a try. I just don't feel any loyalty to Appl... : OgrePalowakski
      • I hear ya : Tattoo Trav
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  iphone 4 or captivate/galaxy s : hirez
  • yeah i thought this was the new android hotness : bolneze
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  WP7 isn't out yet, is it? : Mmmmmoo
  • this holiday season, so not too long : derelict515
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  Droid X or iPhone 4. Why in the hell would you want WP7 as soon as it comes out? It's going to have an ... : hawkeye
  • Thats my fear with WP7, I dont really want to mess with bugginess, maybe I will try a Droid, they look pr... : Tattoo Trav
• Consider a WP7+ based phone for your next upgrade cycle, decide between the droid or iphone (you know whi... : Yanks
• When are they saying the Windows 7 phone OS is due? I think I might wait to see what happens with that an... : nodebug
• speaking as somebody who leapt on board a new platform in hope it would grow (webOS)...just go iPhone or ... : CecilPhilpot
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  If you want games and apps only made for iPhone, then iPhone. Everything else is available on pretty much... : davidc02
  • I don't think there are many apps that aren't available on android at this point. with games the iphone i... : razorblade79

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• I'm not gonna watch the whole thing because I'm sure I'll know everything that happens, but the story loo... : SpaecKow
• Huh. Now I only think it'll be somewhat lame. : The Grolar Bear
• Could be fun. : kallanta
• I do like how things are crossing over to the other movies. : pigvomit
• Looks better than i thought it would be. : alphablu
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  Looks pretty good. Who the hell was that villain at the end? : thetangent
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    Looks like Ultron. : obiquatro
    • That's kind of what I thought, but I wasn't sure. : thetangent
  • that guy was pretty badass : redfive
  • Destroyer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destroyer_(Thor) : shogberg
  • He's a big suit of bad ass armor. I believe Doctor Doom get his hands on it at some point and Galactus. ... : Darthbrooks
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  I know absolutely nothing about the Thor story so I would end up going into this movie with a fresh mind.... : redfive
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    Kinda the same way. Not really being a "comics" guy (Ive never once in my life paid money for a comic bo... : Saman
    • Yes, they are progressing towards an Avengers movie (the Avengers are kind of like the Justice League fro... : thetangent
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    Do you know Norse mythology? : CRasterImage
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      I've heard of Odin and Valhalla. Really basic stuff. : redfive
      • Well, the spoiler free basics are: Thor is the son of Odin. He is the God of Thunder and Lightning. ... : CRasterImage
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  shirtless shot -> HOLY FUCK. I am seeing this now. mm, sacrelicious : Megara9
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    Oh you women. All you care about is flesh and how it looks. HE HAS A MIND TOO YOU KNOW! : CRasterImage
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      Thor? No he doesn't. : Megara9
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        Ya, Thor isn't much of a thinker. Carry on with the lusting. : CRasterImage
        • k : Megara9
  • Helvetica says not to trust a woman who likes hairless men's chests. : Marrbe
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  How did a black dude make it into Asgard? : stuka
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    Rosa Parks you hillbilly. : Saman
    • A black dude made it all the way to the nordic lands in the ancient times and sat in the front of the bus... : stuka
  • because it's heaven, not earf : Megara9
  • Affirmative action at work even in the land of magical hammers and fire-giants. FUCKING LIBERALS! : lightly inclined
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    That is Heimdal, I think. : CRasterImage
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      Yep. To me Heimdal will always be the chubby comic relief of Valhalla, though. : woddemandred
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        I think you are thinking of Volstagg. One of the Warriors Three. Heimdal was the guardian of the Bifro... : CRasterImage
        • Nope, definitely thinking of Heimdal: http://www.petermadsen.info/pages/vh/hv-er-hv/heimdal.html : woddemandred
  • lol beat me to it : bolneze
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  looks pretty good, but MAY 2011? WTF long marketing campaign. : filthysock
  • Nah, this isn't a public trailer. It's pretty typical to see this stuff at Comic con early. : Conan
• The problem with this trailer is that it's not for Batman 3. : Godhatesfatpeople
• Please be good. : lightly inclined
• Looks pretty silly if you ask me, even for a comic book movie. :/ : node
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  portman so hot : Chandler55
  • I love to see her with long hair. V made me so :( : kek
  • That other super chick with the mole is looking pretty hot too : bolneze
• I thought it was alright, but with Kenneth Branagh directing, it should come out better : drbriefs
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  I lol'd @ The guy never tells me anything : nomaad
  • ya i thought that was good too : AMikaboshi
• Very effective trailer. I thought the movie was a joke before it and now I am intrigued. : d3tached
• I always pictured Alexander Skarsgard(Generation Kill, True Blood) as the perfect Thor, maybe not buff en... : gebz
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  I hate the "Magic and Science are the same thing" bullshit. The comics didn't go that way. Does anyo... : CRasterImage
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    They certainly did in some comics; Earth X for example ties everything together and basically destroys an... : Conan
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      But why? Why do they wish to do that? : CRasterImage
      • I can't say as far as the movies go, but Earth X was an attempt to make sense of all the elements of the : Conan
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  Pure shit. Just like 95% of all films today. : vx2o
  • I think that's been the norm throughout film history. Tons of shit and a few gems each year. : theghostofsmdever
  • waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah : moe6
• Makes me think of the Flash Gordon movie for some reason. Not good or bad, but we'll see. : zipperface
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  The trailer is all over the place. It's Rambo, it's a CGI harry potter for adults, it's a Romcom and I'm ... : baron calamity
  • Matrix vibe? I saw no slo-mo fight scenes. Nor a hint of "the world is not what you think it is". : CRasterImage
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  My dear Anthony Hopkins, did you not get it out of your system with Beowulf?! I hold hope in your abil... : PlanetPerfecto
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    Plenty of crap movies in Marlon Brando's past also. : Old_Fart
    • That was the point ;) : PlanetPerfecto
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  Looks pretty good - Im liking that SHIELD agent guy the more I see him : bolneze
  • He's a fun character actor and quite a funny dude. He has a small role as a horrible douchebag in a film ... : PlanetPerfecto
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  This has a bit of a Flash Gordon vibe to it. Not a good thing. : Godhatesfatpeople
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    are you fucking kidding me he's the savior of every one of us.... : losder5000
    • lol : Godhatesfatpeople
  • Not even a little bit. : CRasterImage
• JAIMIE ALEXANDER. UNFF : dodob
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  I have to say Chris Hemsworth delivers his lines perfectly. Anthony Hopkins on the other hand, acts with ... : dodob
  • There's a playfulness in Hopkin's voice. Great for Hannibal. Terrible for Odin :( : dodob
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  i actually got bored half way through and closed it. Cant remember the last time i got bored in a trailer... : disembodied potato
  • thor should be lightning bolting through alien space ships and like decreeing shit. Seemed like he was d... : losder5000
  • I was waiting for something really big to happen. But it didn't. Maybe they're not done with the effects?... : Godhatesfatpeople