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• You might send them down a different path straight to failure. : phil_mckraken
• Nope : SlingBlaze
• I really doubt that would help things, but who knows : kill9
• Evil knivel would probably punch you in the face if you showed him a Travis pastrana reel. : not work safe
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  i would show young Lucas Old Lucas' work : grandmasterlee
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    and give him a gun with only one bullet. : RetroRedEyeJr
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      And then we would have no star wars. : trevis
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        no no no, this is after he makes Star Wars, Empire and ROTJ of course. (and before he edits any of them)... : grandmasterlee
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          what if it backfires and he's like "damn this is pretty good.." ? : K1Bond007
          • It's happened, is what you're saying. : cerealSAM2
• Unrelated, but I would go back in time and show dognose that DNF will never be released. :[ And then I w... : CrustaR
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  VC Angel for Tesla. : massdev
  • i wish he had have been funded properly :( : CoRDS
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  Why deny them the satisfaction / wonder of those accomplishments? The human lifespan is pretty short, esp... : yakz
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    I would think that if someone saw "Wow, I'm going to do that?" they would be less likely to sell themselv... : BlackCat9
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      If Galileo were a geek like me and you were just like "omfg radiotelescopes eventually" I'd be super fuck... : yakz
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        He still died without the importance of his work recognized. Maybe I'd just show him a modern telescope, ... : BlackCat9
        • Why not a history book with him in it! : terath
        • I'd hope he didn't work because of an expectation of recognition, it certainly seems like he didn't. : yakz
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  The R.A.G.E. engine is a Rockstar tech, Rage's engine is called id tech 5! : SpaecKow
  • I would show to Lenin, Stalin's Russia, then maybe he'd rethink the whole vanguard party thing. : SpaecKow
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    Yeah, I was referring to the engine that powers RAGE, which I thought was also an acronym. I meant id Tec... : BlackCat9
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      Yeah, in the logo it's all-caps (just like Doom and Quake were. Somebody at id probably emails in all-cap... : jet-poop
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        A lot of people still write id as iD which irrationally drives me insane. : freshyk
        • The best is when you point out that id has never spelled their name that way but they insist on continuin... : LeapingFool
        • But it is ideas from the DEEP. : steauengeglase
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  i would show twilight to bram stoker. : CoRDS
  • Oh god that would be awesome. Vomit everywhere : foo
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  I would show me to my parents and say "think about it" : abrasion
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    abortion? : BlackCat9
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      abstinence. : abrasion
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        What if they thought you were awesome? TWINS : foo
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          well retard is genetic, so it would explain how he came to be : CoRDS
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            If Abrasion is anything like his father, I imagine his conception involved some sort of Rube Goldberg mac... : ryuuseki
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              all the sperm were sorted into batches __________BOYS________Retards __________BOYS________Special ___... : CoRDS
              • hahahah : abrasion
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              "Why should I use this perfectly functional penis to impregnate my wife when I can stick a needle into my... : BlackCat9
              • dad was a womanizer, at least partially. so not really : abrasion
• I lol'd really hard at #4 : SniperWolf22
• Isn't this a Bill and Ted movie? : SiW.
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  - Show Steve Gibson of Quakeholio Gamefly :[ : IcomeINpeace
  • Just warn him to be careful when handling servers. : BlackCat9
• Nah i understand what you're saying. We would for sure surpass the awesome technology we have now by qui... : virus
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  I'd show Hitler the wikipedia page for Godwin's Law and all the "Downfall" meme videos. : Dave-A
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    yeh maybe he would have worked harder. : CoRDS
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      you know, and built more autobahns : CoRDS
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        even with this reply I bet you still taste foot : IcomeINpeace
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          nope, i was going to post something much much worse. : CoRDS
          • I vote you post it anyway. : virus
• Could also make them less punchy with less to prove. Or if you gave them the source code/blueprints/whate... : zakazi
• When I did that we wound up with this timeline. Wouldn't do it again. : freqq28
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  Send a T-800 to Jesus Christ:
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFrufPxjwX0

  Jul 15, 2010 8:35pm PDT
  Send a T-800 to Jesus Christ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFrufPxjwX0 : Sailor of Fortune