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• best line is the last line : conandan
• That had some awesome lines : SlingBlaze
• it grants you three wishes. even if one of those wishes is for an iphone4. : fsck
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  Glosses over all of the general problems of Android and the quality issues of the Evo, but, yea....I gues... : aggressor
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    Not to mention Sprint's service, which doesn't have nearly as much coverage as AT&T. And 4G is only in v... : MaxPete82
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      IT'S A FUCKING JOKE. GOD. : Shivawn
      • Was my reaction too serious? Haha god damn man. : MaxPete82
    • I came to Sprint because I had so many dropped calls and issues with with AT&T. : chuck577
    • This really isn't an issue. I rarely find myself without coverage on my Pre, and when I do the free roami... : SymGeo
    • I've had Sprint's service since 2001 and have never had issues. : zebosausamite
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      Sprint roams to VZW so with Sprint you have all of Sprint's coverage and all of VZW's coverage so you are... : rosewood
      • I travel extensively for my job spending around 300 days a year in different places. I have been TWO plac... : deadfish
    • yet costs $65 a month for basically unlimited everything (400 min landline calls per month...who uses tha... : deadfish
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    What specifically are the "general problems of Android"? : zebosausamite
    • Its not made by Apple lololol! : hashd
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      OS fragmentation (2.2 is out! But you can't use it yet, maybe never :~( ) General UI inconsistencies. Ge... : aggressor
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        What about all of the general iPhone problems? : chuck577
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          Like what? The only previously outstanding issue most people have is the notification system. The iPhone ... : aggressor
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            google voice : whore
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              Why would the average user care about that and just not use their regular plan? : aggressor
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                You obviously haven't used Google Voice. : zebosausamite
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                  I've had an account for a year. : aggressor
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                    You obviously haven't used Google Voice : zebosausamite
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                      But I do. I just happen to have a jailbroken iPhone. And no, I am not the average user. : aggressor
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                        What do you use for Google Voice? GV Mobile? Isn't that broken right now? (Not being funny; genuinel... : SiW.
                        • I don't think it works properly on OS4, but I'm still at 3.1.3 until spirit for 4.0 comes out : aggressor
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                Wtf is this obsession Apple fans have with "the average user." Just because someone is either too stupid... : nukewinter
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                  Because Apple products are made for the average user, they just happen to be built in a way that also app... : aggressor
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                    What exactly does the "average" user mean though? People who are too technoligically inept, or too lazy ... : nukewinter
                    • The "average user" is whatever Apple wants you to be : SymGeo
                    • the average user is the other 99% of people who don't know shit about tech. in most companies, the "avera... : zerog83
                • There are a lot more average users than there are power users (who are the kind that would appreciate And... : Schnapple
              • The average user cares whenever they are told they can get something without paying for it. : SiW.
              • Visual voicemail on the web and automated voicemail text transcripts sent to your sms and email, Google V... : MagicWishMonkey
          • Google Voice : SiW.
          • skype over 3g for free IIRC its free now on iphone, but only till august. : epit
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            Like being required to have a PC to use a cell phone. There's no real reason a cell phone should require ... : mroizo40
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              it is a media device, of course you are going to connect it to a computer, what a silly argument : gmd
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                I thought it was a cell phone. : zebosausamite
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                  if you really thought that, you're an idiot. : fatman
                  • c(-_-)ᴐ <(You're the idiot!) : zebosausamite
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                Why can't it sync the media off itunes through 3g or wifi? I still don't see why a computer is required. : mroizo40
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                  probably because that would take 48 hours : gmd
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                    Weird how a Zune HD does it no problem through WiFi. Must be magic. : cltcprd
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                      still requires a PC, why even require wifi man, that is just so BS omg : gmd
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                        I mean basically it should require nothing, I shouldn't even have to touch my phone ever : gmd
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                          I thought we were talking about media devices. : zebosausamite
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                            zebo, you are trying to make some smart ass comment about it not being a media device/phone and you are b... : gmd
                            • I'm not making any sort of ass comment. : zebosausamite
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              Am I screwed if I have a Mac and get the Droid X? I was wondering about that. I read online that the Mac ... : jvox
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                Why would you be screwed? : zebosausamite
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                  If there were some kind of software for synching music & contacts and stuff that was only on PC : jvox
                  • Droid is all about open source... : TheNiXXeD
                  • theres no need for synching music. you just drag what you want to the phone and it copies the files over.... : harold.johnson
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                You aren't screwed. Android doesn't even need to be hooked up to a pc at all and has no proprietary soft... : nukewinter
                • awesome :) : jvox
                • Hell I just run an FTP server on my phone and drop files on it thru wifi. : hashd
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          Paying for OS Upgrades? : SlingBlaze
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            iPhone users have never paid for an OS upgrade. : aggressor
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              Really? I know my iPod Touch I have to, its not the same? : SlingBlaze
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                Nope, iPhone updates were always free as it was considered a subscription service whereas the iPod Touch ... : aggressor
                • Note that apparently this isn't the case anymore - I guess they got someone to tell them that Sarbanes Ox... : Schnapple
          • Law said you couldn't charge for firmware updates on phones... that's why they are free and the ipod touc... : Iwannaacura
        • My personal complaint list about iPhones: -Apple app approval "process" where they randomly add/remove r... : TheNiXXeD
      • i generally don't notice these "problems." sure, some things don't have polish but most things work real... : wvuong
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        > General UI inconsistencies. Gets worse when you add third party UI mods like Sense and Motoblur. > Ge... : epit
        • That last part was meant for power users who actually want shit like tethering or Google Voice. : aggressor
      • All i can say is I am much happer with my Droid then I ever was with my iPhone. Most of the issues you l... : nukewinter
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        i know this is petty but here are some potentially valid and well biased counter points: - OS fragment : dopeman
        • Well now OS fragmentation has come to the iOS with iOS3, iPad and now iOS4 so that issue is irrelevant. ... : melkore
      • Basically this and an overall serious lack of polish all around. : Yanks
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        Less Games and Apps is a weak argument. UI Inconsistencies? At least you CAN use Third Party UI mods. Th... : graceofdragons
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          How is it a weak argument? It's subjective, but it's not weak. : SiW.
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            Its not subjective, the numbers speak for themselves. It is a weak argument because it fails to account ... : Judicus
            • If you're talking numbers, I always add a "quality" or "good" in there. Despite the massive mountain of ... : SiW.
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        You nitpick some minor technical problems, and then claim that AVERAGE users don't give a crap about the ... : slickdoody
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          If you say so. : aggressor
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            I'm just saying your criticism isn't consistent with itself and is incredibly nitpicky. Don't get me ... : slickdoody
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              Look at stonedonkey's post below you. He has an Android and develops for the platform and even he agrees ... : aggressor
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                Also, I just focused on the operating system. None of the phones that Android runs on are built as well a... : aggressor
                • Your second point in your original post talked about third-party software. : zebosausamite
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                If you say so. : slickdoody
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                  Yep, I do, and so do a LOT of other people who vote with their money :D : aggressor
                  • Well, I think he's agreeing with you on fragmentation, but other than that, I don't see him agreeing with... : slickdoody
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        OS fragmentation (2.2 is out! But you can't use it yet, maybe never :~( ) The Android team has FINALLY : stonedonkey
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          google is selling 55 million droids a year? I doubt that number : gmd
          • http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2010/06/23/google-160000-android-activations-per-day/ : slickdoody
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            http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2010/06/23/google-160000-android-activations-per-day/ At Google I/O, jus : stonedonkey
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              that is impressive, every single person in the united states will be using android in 6 years. : gmd
              • No, they're being overtaken by iPhones!!!! http://news.cnet.com/8301-13579_3-20008980-37.html : zebosausamite
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            Keep in mind they are on all the major networks now, and have a crap load of devices, where as Apple basi... : stonedonkey
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              While this is true, this also means it's inevitable Android will topple the iPhone in number of users and... : nukewinter
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                I'm still surprised they haven't went to Verizon yet, IMO that would be a great way to expand their user ... : stonedonkey
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                  I'm wondering if verizon is playing with androids as a test bed on their infrastructure before they unlea... : JuffoWup
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                    Wut? Besides att is prolly paying through the ass to keep apple att only--not a whole lot else keeping th... : mlev
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                      yes, I know. What I meant is that android while popular isn't the crazy level of the iphone. I'm wonder... : JuffoWup
                      • How would iphone ruin vz network any more than android? Att network took a poop on itsself cuz its att. ... : mlev
                • Honestly even if the IPhone does come to VZW I will stick with an Android device at this point. : hashd
              • Not to mention this is what the 2nd gen of the Android devices and Apple is on what 4th gen now? : hashd
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          I'm in complete agreement with every part of this post, but I do worry that devs are going to be reluctan... : SiW.
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            There are some really great talks to come out of I/O this year that cover this, for 3D stuff it's not rea... : stonedonkey
            • Yeah but realistically we are at the point where there's no benefit of upping screen resolution (iphone4,... : nukewinter
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          When did the android team recognize that fragmentation is an issue? Last I saw one of the head android gu... : slickdoody
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            It came from this article: http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_15184465?nclick_check=1 So we launched it, : stonedonkey
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              that link won't load for me. Was it before or after this? http://android-developers.blogspot.com/2010/0... : slickdoody
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                http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_15184465 try this one, it was shortly after it looks like. : stonedonkey
                • Looks like they were published within minutes of each other. My link was just a blog though so I don't t... : slickdoody
              • "Stories on “fragmentation” are dramatic and they drive traffic to pundits’ blogs, but : slickdoody
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          I think a large part of the issue for apps and developers is the massive device fragmentation. there are... : mikecyb
          • So do you disagree with the google employee I linked above saying basically that people who use the word... : slickdoody
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            You have to be careful here, because in general most applications written properly will run fine on any A... : stonedonkey
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              I dunno I don't work on it so I can only tell you what I hear. maybe our app sucks, it is made by bulgar... : mikecyb
              • android runs a VM (dalvik). theoretically, any app developed on it should run on any android device. but... : harold.johnson
        • Flawless post from Stonedonkey. : virus
        • High quality games are currently hindered by the limit on application size as well. : TreMetal
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        Lol.. ya that iphone jailbreak process is a PITA for most things these days... No better or worse than t... : Q-ball
        • The android root process on most of the 2nd gen phones is crazy easy. : hashd
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      My main complaint is that from what I've seen so far, game-level graphics performance is just not compara... : SiW.
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        Honestly I simply haven't seen enough high quality games to know for sure Zenonia, Homerun Battle 3D, ... : stonedonkey
        • Good to know. I agree that there still aren't enough games to do a real-world comparison but it is a bit... : SiW.
  • ^^I am in agreement with this post. : Wikus Van De Merwe
• I don't care made me lol every time. : vile
• Oh shit that is great! : hashd
• "I want the one with the bigger GBs." and "Now my god damned cat is homeless." : zebosausamite
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  funny but the F-bombs kind of ruin it : jvox
  • O_o : CrustaR
  • what the fuck is an F-bomb? : NexusOne
  • Yeah, the guy arguing for the EVO kind of lost his cool when he started swearing, which broke the effect.... : Jobos
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  HTC and Android users remind me of the kids in high school who had Casio or HP calculators and everyone h... : gmd
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    TI-89 is the best. : DonkeyPopsicle
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      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/TI-92-II.png : riptyde
      • that's no moon... : DonkeyPopsicle
    • Honestly, I think my degree should have been made out to my calculator. : mrblarg
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    You had significantly different problems in highschool than I did : SlingBlaze
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      I lol at this being a 'highschool' problem... : ShadowRam
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        Why? : Ebu
        • To this day, many of us are ridiculed due to our calculator choice. : zebosausamite
    • LOL (no lol script :(() : dodob
  • HP calculators were awesome! : cltcprd
  • lol : Mr.SEX
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    except the HP calculators WERE better you just didn't know how to use them :/ : Deathlove
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      oh hey Deathlove! : mikecyb
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        i had a TI-83 myself. Maybe it was an 81. I don't remember. It was blue. I'm old. : Deathlove
        • that's the 81!! : Mr.SEX
        • I had an 89! actually I still have it but it doesn't work any more. I got in trouble during a calculus ... : mikecyb
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      how is your android phone? : gmd
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        haha, man, if ONLY I had an android phone :/ : Deathlove
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          you will someday at the rate palm people are leaving HP. : stgdz
          • oh no a VP of PR left over the week-end The two UI guys leaving is a Big Deal, but it's not like they ... : Deathlove
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      The HP calculators fucking rocked. It was just unfortunate that they had a very different interface and t... : OverloadUT
      • I say this having owned both a TI-89 and an HP48g. In the end I enjoyed the TI-89 more : OverloadUT
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    haha man fuck RPN and those calculators for sure : Yanks
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      You do know that with the newer HPs, you could use them with RPN, right? Though RPN was awesome once you... : cltcprd
      • without* : cltcprd
      • Yeah, I wasn't a fan of those back in the day but I would probably enjoy it now since I spent a bunch of ... : Yanks
  • I'm sorry you had no Casio or HP calculator because they were so much better :( : razorblade79
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    TI users didn't know what they were missing. : slax0r
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      You're right because we were too busy playing games on ours : pancake humper
      • Yeah, no, we had better games. :P : slax0r
  • I use Android because it isn't an iPhone. : jingletard
  • haha : bolneze
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  Haha, nice! I have the one with the bigger GBs. : Colleton
  • my fav part as well : GBeer11
• LOL that shit gets funnier and funnier! :D : code-e255
• I need to be able to LOL this multiple times. : pixelat3d
• Definitely biased toward the EVO but awesomely funny. : phipple
• haha the homeless cat line was worth the video : [fry]
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  man I finally saw an evo this weekend. that thing is a fucking monstrosity. I was at best buy so I coul... : mikecyb
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    I took a look at one last week too to get an idea of the size of the DROID X which is a bit longer and it... : melkore
    • the iPhone 4's screen size is exactly the same as the Storm's - 3.5 inches. Apple just doesn't waste as ... : Postal
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      is the Droid X the hilarious one that looks like a remote control? the evo was thin, for sure, but still... : mikecyb
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        http://static.product-reviews.net/wp-content/uploads/droid-x-iphone-4.jpg : gmd
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          it's weird that in like the late 90s companies kept making phones smaller and smaller until the point tha... : mikecyb
          • except the new ones are all screen, which is the important issue :) : cltcprd
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      yeah man I think I might hold out for the droid X as well. storm 1 with modded hybrid OS still going stro... : Downforce
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        i got a storm 1 too, what OS are you using? : graceofdragons
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          the about screen says 5.0.0.723 bundle 1170, platform 4.2.0.272. shrunk down to remove excess crap as al... : Downforce
          • My storm has been nothing but frustrating for the last 2-3 months. I have to pull the battery almost nig... : melkore
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    Stop wearing too tight hipster jeans. : Saman
    • I don't, but thanks for the tip : mikecyb
  • Way too big, and the screen isn't all that. Just make larger pixels and cram them in a huge case, BFD. Ne... : Serpico74
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    Size was the one thing I was worried about, but I actually ended up liking it. It's very slim, and just f... : kelerian
    • agreed. : loppsided
• Way too long. Fucking cat people. : boarder2
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  Wait, I don't have a camera on the front of my EVO...do i? : Saman
  • ..yes? : SiW.
• fuck it. i'm getting a kin. anybody wanna go see ?uestlove : emcea
• Hilarious and true in my experience. : VictoriouSecret
• anyone looking at the samsung galaxy s pro on sprint? http://www.tgdaily.com/mobility-brief/50392-anothe... : harold.johnson
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  So how does the Evo compare to the Incredible? : Agrona
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    http://www.wirefly.com/learn/resources/cell-phone-comparison/htc-evo-4g-vs-droid-incredible-by-htc/ : zebosausamite
    • Thanks for the link =) : Agrona
• HAHAHAHAAHH : pgharavi
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  What the fuck? Do you even know what that means? : AgentPothead
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    it has the wi-fi's : alanboom
    • gee bees : Slowtreme
• Was this some dialog posted some where and turned into this? : Jiven
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  HTC fan-fic : sgtsanity
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    haha that's what I felt when I watched it too : mikecyb
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      brb writing Jobs/Ive slash fic with surprise guest me : sgtsanity
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        Ive was shocked by Jobs' scowl. "What's the matter, Steve?" "It's those damn bloggers. First they took : sgtsanity
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          wow! : Mr.SEX
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            I call it faction. Much like Dan Brown and Glenn Beck, it uses a mix of fact and fiction. It's a portm : sgtsanity
            • hahaha : jasonepowell
            • lol : BouillonCubes
            • oh fucking bravo sir. : dopefish
        • haha oh man : mikecyb
        • Well done. : rock elf
        • post this on your blog immediately : boring gegtik
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          9/10, a tour de force! I would have given you full marks, but you failed to appear in the story. :D : mn3m0n1c
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            I was hiding under the table the whole time! : sgtsanity
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              I think you also should have noted that Ive was very gentle with Jobs since Ive looks like he's in decent... : mikecyb
              • I will write the sequel soon where Ive designs Steve a robot body to live on in after his own body wither... : sgtsanity
            • ...and that was the surprise! OK, 10/10 [LOL]s it is. : mn3m0n1c
        • Haha this is absolutely amazing! A+++, would read again. : Dontdrop
  • More like apple fan reality. : Lucien Irenicus
• hahahah fucking awesome : hobosapien
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  uh, at&t's network is better than sprints by a long shot : retarded talking dinosaur
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    If by better you mean a lot slower and less dependable, then I'm in full agreement. : Saman
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      If I have a block made of material of strength .5X, and a block made of material of strength 2X, but ther... : the city
      • To be fair, though, the total network throughput is pretty irrelevant to what matters most to people: whe : sgtsanity
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        People judge the quality of a network by their experience with it, not by some technical notion of how ma... : riptyde
        • You're better of being on the juggernaut of a network when more smartphones start to get used on other ne... : the city
    • ha it's the opposite for me in Fort Worth and I've had both lately. ATT is what I want for now. : geneshifter
• I don't care. LOL love it : tunis5000
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  HIJACK: I love this dialogue format for satire. In this subthread can we please link more of these funny ... : phipple
  • From the brilliant mind of redfive: http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/1088501/ http://www.shacknews.c... : DrWaffles
• haha. while I think its retarded that people constantly need to "prove" that their device is better, that... : maulla
• Everyone who posted in the giant clusterfuck of stupid that is the middle of this thread should do everyo... : walker270
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be8fNPgteRs : SiW.
• HAHAHAHAHA i'm in tears, thanks for this : Nitrium
• haha excellent Also that movie making site seems interesting - i wonder how long until average people ... : bolneze
• hahahaha : boomstickah
• I have a 3GS and an EVO and I ended up cancelling my iPhone plan and moving my number to Sprint, just lik... : timaste
• lol thats was good : inc77

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  It would be hilarious if he was working. : ryuuseki
  • nobody is going to buy that. : Clay
  • lol : ThomW
  • What-ing!?!?! : nevlos
  • unbelievable : DrFlammable
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  He's a computer. : ieGod
  • Hey kid! : DM7
  • Stop all the downloading. : XAVdeMATOS
  • Help computer. : thetangent
  • sup dog : SymGeo
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  Consort with the rabble? What a ghastly notion! : dumb.
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    Speaking of that. Where's G.lee been in the comments? I always hear about him talking about neoGAF commen... : LoioshDwaggie
    • That's because he still hangs there from his old podcasting days. : Zek
    • he probably doesn't like penis jokes at his expense : razorblade79
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  Give him some time to finish his poutine. : cerealSAM2
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    Shit is amazing. When I first tried in Ottawa, I lived of poutine for a week. Poutine twice a day for a ... : ShadowRam
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      Do you play city of heroes? http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=23331717 : cerealSAM2
      • No, but that is hilarious. Also on a trip through Quebec last week, I discovered "Froloche?".. its lik... : ShadowRam
  • You haven't lived until you've put cheese curds on it. On what? ON ANYTHING. : XAVdeMATOS
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  He's too busy rioting. : yoonix
  • Those fools are messing up my city. : XAVdeMATOS
• Most likely the post was pre-recorded and he's still sleeping. : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
• MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD : Deathlove
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  SO glad they didn't end up hiring that rpad dude. : Xevo
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    At least he posted in the chatty. : dumb.
    • Along with tons of his lackeys :P : MercFox1
    • It's your username, yet I'm the one who feels dumb. : XAVdeMATOS
• seriously, if this whole respect and seriousness crap doesn't fade then this isn't going to end too well. : akirabob
• Maybe he's lurking first. : Agrona
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  New dirty Canadian? Where's the old dirty Canadian? I bet he drowned. After his igloo caught fire. : XAVdeMATOS
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    Choked on baby seal meat, actually. : Clay
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      yep, forgot the gravy. what kind of true canadian would do that?! : mn3m0n1c
      • a canadian that deserved to die thats what : conandan
  • Yeah but his name was Bob Evans. : Thornfist
• Flapping head Canadian with their beady little eyes... : Ender.Wiggin
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  There are many great Shackers from Canada. : Lightzout
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    Name one! : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • YEAH! Hey wait a minute.... : avatar_58
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    Thanks man (I am from Quebec though) : Utopia
    • It's not your fault, we forgive you. : ieGod
  • and also Fred Garvin. j/k Fred, I usually enjoy your posts. : Old_Fart
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  - No poop in his first MD :( + Canadians are nice people (yes all of them) : Cashh
  • not all of them : Clay
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    Wait. Was I supposed to shit somewhere? I really need to read my contracts before I sign them. : XAVdeMATOS
    • this thread is as good a place as any... : retardhumper
    • Technically, you're only supposed to start a thread -- Garvin's in charge of shitting things up. : Ride-My-Rocket
  • Clay's wife is the exception. She sucks. : Morgin
• http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/701/701605/south-park-recap-cartoon-wars-part-2-200604131... : Wolfanoz
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  It's the North / South time difference. Also, it is winter in Canada. And their toilets swirl back... : CRasterImage
  • I can confirm many of these. : XAVdeMATOS

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• bump! : zuff
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  how is the mega man helmet coming : pancake humper
  • I need blue construction paper : zuff
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• how do you open in editor? : conandan
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    gimped wheel all the way home : conandan
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      how do you link your replays? : conandan
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        there we go http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=39834 : conandan
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  someone just take a screenshot cmon : kgargs
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    http://grab.by/5b1A : zuff
    • LOL : wurt
• It's amazing what you can do with no arms. http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=39788 : lolpatrol
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  lol I suck: http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=39868 : barichnikov
  • hahahahah : DJ Clipdat
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  Hahaha nice: http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=39885 : barichnikov
  • guardianangel'd : vx2o
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  so frustrating. I can make it to the elevator at the end but the tables always behead me. lol : Super Sparker
  • Learn to cheat - http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=40046 : Porkasaurus
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  http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=40035 Oh God, I'm crying. A free ride on the t... : Omaha
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    my run on that went well :/ http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=40035 : flagg209
    • opps wrong url... : flagg209
  • Haha, wow! Wasn't expecting that. : helvetica
• Can you imagine getting paid to act like an idiot in that acne wash commercial? : SiW.
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  Pro-tip : Hitting C will change the camera to the kid with Irresponsible Dad. : Porkasaurus
  • nice find! : zuff
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  I AM AWESOME http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=40216 : Majuju
  • Hahaha nice! : Rasnowl
• BEST EVAR http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=40250 : conandan
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  Winnar! http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=40510 : daVinci1980
  • Nice run! I'm with you up to the end, having trouble coming out of the lift right for some reason. : skizl
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  Enough successful runs. Post more catastrophic, hilarious failures. : Omaha
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    http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=40769 :D : skizl
    • Speared by a table. It's like the plot for the next final destination movie : deKaf
    • haha nice. The flailing of the barely attached arms made it for me : gimpness
  • I was able to make it under the trojan horse....but it all went to the shit fairly soon after that http:... : gimpness
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  HOW do you get through the tables? HOW? Fcuk this shit~ : Goblin au
  • http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=41374 : Goblin au

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  Yeah he should def give it it's own flavu]r now that Alice has left us : lukej1337
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    OH MY GOsH I ACCIDENTALLY fIGURed OUT SPOILER TAGS : lukej1337
    • NOW fIGURe OUT HOW TO STOP POSTING : bipolar
    • No you didn't. Nothing to see here. : DM7
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  AM TALK CHATZ : boring gegtik
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    THE MORNING DUMP : mn3m0n1c
    • by Ex-Lax deMatos : jvox
  • done. : jvox
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  mourning discussion : sgtsanity
  • We ll do that around 3 in the afternoon. : Fyunch Click
• Morning de Chatos : Snuffles-
• Morning Wood : PointlesS76
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  I miss threads like these http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?story=7353 where the only girl problem bitchin... : spectr3
  • I see even then sexninja loved the coc : boring gegtik
• two-in-the-bush : boring gegtik
• RISE N SHINE COMMENT BLAST : ass-street
• How about "Xav is a front pager, Discuss" : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
• Go to sleep already, Abrasian, discussion. : twifosp
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  If I start naming stuff it's all going to be hockey, beer or pretty lady related. : XAVdeMATOS
  • I'm ok with the second two, but keep that first one out of here. : Ecks
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    G'Morning, Bitches! : AlexXdude
    • How about: "BLT: Bacon, Lettuce, and Talk To Me Bitches" : XAVdeMATOS
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    i think most would be OK with that. : mindmann
    • Im OK with all 3 : limpossible
  • Go penguins! : DM7
  • how about G'Morning Eh? : .Jayson
  • I vote Hockey Tits Draft : boring gegtik
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    Boobs McPuckenlager : MisterPhoton
    • How did you figure out my daughter's name? I'm just kidding. I don't have any kids. (That I know of.) : XAVdeMATOS
  • Morning Hangover : indosauros
  • :( : Klebold
  • Taxicab Discussions : Deathlove
  • RedStripe could cover all 3. : edgewise
  • I welcome you and hope you have a nice stay. : ant_hillbilly
  • Hops de PuckFucker : Ride-My-Rocket
  • AM Eh? : rnpvenom
  • Hop of the Morn'n! : zakazi
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  Wait, what happened to alice? : boomstickah
  • Alice is working as a developer for Ubisoft now. She's making Arsearsein's Creed. : Snuffles-
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    Nothing happened to alice : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
    • Nothing that she didn't want to happen, anyway. : AxeMan808
  • Nothing :( : Slowtreme
  • Squids got her. : Merconium

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  I wish they wouldn't do the annoyingly tedious stuff. It's not fun to watch them try to grind coins in Ga... : LoioshDwaggie
  • They'd have beaten all the games by now if they didn't do that. I guess they could have moved on to spino... : Zek
  • At this point, that is all that is left. they have 100% completed all the 2D games, and have beat all th... : TroZ
• They are 100% completing Galaxy 1 now, and couch dog cam is up! : TroZ
• what is behind the couch? : stgdz
• Wow can't believe they are still going : Shadowdane
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  This marathon has inspired me to buy a 3rd wiimote so I can play NSMBW with both my boys at the same time... : .frame
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    I wonder if anyone at Nintendo even knows they are doing it : Shadowdane
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      I would be surprised if someone of importance at Nintendo wasn't at least aware of it. : .frame
      • clubnintendo tweeted about it a few minutes ago. : metalremains
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    it inspired me to hook up my SNES and play some mario all stars : onji
    • I did this on Sunday afternoon after I finished all my house chores. : metalremains
  • I know SMB3 is generally considered the favorite, but to me, nothing outshines the awesomeness of Mariowo... : Entity
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  I'm going to donate in the name of Shacknews. You should all do the same. Let's make these guys keep pl... : .frame
  • I donated in the name of Lake Titicaca : Crimsonbeak
  • pancake humper did that this morning. Pancake Humper of SHACKNEWS!!! : LoioshDwaggie
• They just hit 3 days of playtime! $45,295 now, and 604 levels complete : TroZ
• I am just so amazed at these guys. I have been watching them all weekend and helping spread the word as ... : Galadriel07
• They are about to auction off 2 custom Mario framed artwork that was made by a fan.. Just tweet #MMauctio... : Galadriel07
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  A bit over 75 hours in and they just hit $48,000 and so are $372 short of having to 100% Mario 64 : TroZ
  • awesome! I wonder if they expected to have to play for so long? Would be awesome to see it going for se... : .frame
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    Hahah, that's such a fucking punishment too. I did that and it was awful. They did do the 100 coins on... : LoioshDwaggie
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      The hardest star in the game is 100 coins in rainbow road : OverloadUT
      • I am excited to see this because I have never seen Mario 64 all the way through. : Galadriel07
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      I don't really think Mario 64 is that bad. Sunshine is the one that's punishing as hell. : Zek
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        Well, Galaxy 2 100% unlocks after Mario 64, and Sunshine 100% after that, at $156,611.19. I believe it t... : TroZ
        • Yeah they pretty much saw to it that they wouldn't have to 100% Sunshine. : Zek
  • didn't they have to do that last year too? : mikecyb
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    Man, if I had the money to spare I would seriously considering throwing it all down at once so they'd hav... : slax0r
    • They will definitely get that much : OverloadUT
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      I just donated $50 and now they have to do it! : mikecyb
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        awesome! : onji
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          actually I only got it down to $163 and then I guess some other people picked up the rest but I will take... : mikecyb
          • i blame you for the video feed being down now : Deathlove
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  They just passed $49,000 and are being interviewed by their local Fox station. : TroZ
  • wow they are blowing past 50k now : .frame
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  They just hit $50K - are putting on suits as the are 'Big Business' and are going to do a Mario Dance! : TroZ
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    And they are now doing the Luigi'1 100 Purple coins level - probably the hardest of Galaxy 1. Watch the F... : TroZ
    • And they smoothly did it. :) : LoioshDwaggie
    • Damn, that looks way hard. And they just settled for getting the star. : slax0r
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  Donation Get : LoioshDwaggie
  • i heard that...we of shacknews are many : .frame
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  Over $52,000 now. That's just nuts. If having to 100% a Luigi Run of Mario Galaxy wasn't enough they has ... : sm00v3d
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    the guys were saying last night that the 100% of Mario 64 could take 2 days if they kept dying the way th... : Galadriel07
    • oh for sure. It was brutal watching at times last year on maps like Rainbow Road (or whatever it's called... : sm00v3d
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  They have one more star to 100% Galaxy 1, then 100% Mario 64 is up next. : TroZ
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    They really need a display showing what level they are ON out of how many unlocked. I find it hard to fol... : OverloadUT
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      it should be just below the video feed. Total Donations: $52,425.61 $ To Next Level: $482.40 Levels ... : TroZ
      • Oh dur thanks : OverloadUT
    • yeah, i kept having to ask the chat what level the guys were on and what game they were playing yesterday... : Galadriel07
    • http://www.mariomarathon.com/goals.html They put checkmarks in the middle if they've done it. The che... : Ecks
    • The checks on their to-do list on the left indicate what levels they've completed (so the first unchecked... : Agrona
• looks like they will have a special musical guest on next : TroZ
• lol saxophone out of nowhere. : pancake humper
• woot Mario 64!! \m/ : Shadowdane
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    It's a solid game it's just not the best Mario. The difficulty can be steep on it too which makes people ... : sm00v3d
    • Yeah i've had to quit a couple of levels from near rage. : catman1027
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  They are trying to hit $60,000 by midnight EST. All levels after that will be $100 : pancake humper
  • 1 Hour to got and they are $500 away : sm00v3d

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• Canadians do it better. : Wolfanoz
• its gegtik : maulla
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  Shit we are multiplying, perhaps we figured out which hole to stick it in : oldschoolbob-o
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    pretty much any hole is good : retardhumper
    • sounds about right coming from you :D : oldschoolbob-o
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  Canadians are invading the internet like mexicans are invading arizona! We need an internet immigration ... : slickdoody
  • the internet belongs to america just like the moon does : cptstern
• Is that a verb or an exclamation to start out your sentence? If it's a verb I've been things wrong the w... : SgtPepper78
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  So what happens to Alice's MD posts? I'm gonna miss witty Briticisms and non-sequiturs. : Lone Swordsman
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    Now that she's a game developer she can't be bothered talking to us lowlifes. : trOmblyj
    • She should tackle making a new Mechwarrior game. : Landrosradick
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  Man, don't make jokes, them dudes are gettin' touchy. : cerealSAM2
  • /prepares molotov in anticipation... : dumb.
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  What the hell? I just spent 30 minutes trying to find the PBF comic where the coin cops are chasing the ... : Omaha
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    http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3550/1763/1600/PBF192-COP%24.jpg : Crimsonbeak
    • Yeah I was able to find it elsewhere but it was news to me that the pbfcomics main site yanked it. : Omaha
    • Dammit, I didn't know there were cameras in that room. : XAVdeMATOS
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    btw the Canadian one I believed was pulled because of all the candles and pentagram in it. : Crimsonbeak
    • Of all the stuff on that site, a little pentagram makes them pull it? Weird, no matter what. : Omaha
    • So lame. : ieGod
    • i never actually noticed that stuff : strandgeck
    • Fucking touchy Canadiums. : cerealSAM2
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    I see at leat another one that has been pulled.. Weird : pillzer
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      He pulled the ballerina slippers one which was one of his best. That was also lame. : ieGod
      • This is weird, the comics links are numbered; and there are a whole bunch of them missing.. Numbers go 1... : pillzer
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      What other one has been yanked? : Super Sparker
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        the last one published: "Catch Phrase". The happy TV comedian that commits suicide and has his catch phra... : pillzer
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          to be fair that one was pretty bad : Zek
          • it was funny though : Crimsonbeak
    • Was is he pulling any? Was there some sort of payments made to him to pull them? : oldschoolbob-o
• We are procreating : spiffymc
• We do it classier. : ieGod
• I bet her burns cop cars in his spare time! : jingletard
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  Is that request? Because i'll do it. Where is NastyJack!? : Dschinghis Khan
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    Better yet, where is ieGod? I bet he is soft and supple like a woman, which will help with the transition... : Dschinghis Khan
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      You're doable given that you have no penis, testicles, a giant vagina, and some nice breasts. : ieGod
      • 1 out of three ain't bad. : Dschinghis Khan
• What an important comma. Well done crimsonBEAK. : boomstickah
• Fuck, an American. : Fred Garvin
• You should, we're pretty outstanding between the sheets... Oh, waiiiitttttt. : XAVdeMATOS

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• I'm confused. Are you disappointed? That's pretty hawt to me. : sKetchflow
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  8 hours of usage before it dies? That's pretty fucking great : OverloadUT
  • Not to mention the rest of time on standby. : Totenjaeger
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  I don't think I've ever seen my 3GS get below 20%. : K1Bond007
  • man, my 3gs got below 10% the first day of messing with it. Granted I was doing a ton of stuff but.. : Scotty22
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  Those numbers mean nothing to us out of context. Without knowing exactly how you used the phone those num... : nakedsavage
  • Context: http://hardforum.com/showthread.php?t=1528618 tldr; Heavy usage on 1st day. : shurcool
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  Are you happy or upset? That's pretty good for any smartphone. : cltcprd
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    He's "gg" : walker270
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      Good game or good going? : FirstPersonCooter
      • gg nore l2p qq fag : walker270
      • If you think it means anything but good game, you're wrong. : zebosausamite
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  Is the 8 hours of usage included in the 1 day of standby or in addition to? : Mantle
  • I think that's in addition to : OverloadUT
  • No, it's included. : shurcool
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  Damn, who spends 8 hours on their phone in 1.5 days. That's almost 1/4 of his time using the phone. : Nali4Freedom
  • It was his first day after getting the iPhone 4. : shurcool
• gg : Mr.SEX
• I SAID GOOD GAME APPLE : virus
• 8 hours of NON STOP use on a smartphone is awesome bud!! : m0rfus
• post run : onji
• what wormhole did you send your iphone through for 13 days? : dahanese
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  I like how gg has been so completely ruined by the internet that we have no idea if he was being sarcasti... : mikecyb
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    gg mikecyb : virus
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      hj virus : dumb.
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        I am not interested in a handjob virus. : zebosausamite
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          iwsydfm, zebo : sparkly
          • IAWTYSMD : zebosausamite
      • *shrug* : virus
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    I meant it as "good fucking game, that's pretty fucking amazing, considering how people always complained... : shurcool
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      DOGPILE DISCONTINUE STAT : dahanese
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        Dahanese post disable go! : zebosausamite
        • ENGAGE REVERSE THRUSTERS GEORGIE LAFORGE! : dumb.
        • oh shi : dahanese
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      Well then you used it the opposite way it's used 99% of the time : OverloadUT
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        Well, I guess I meant gg to the iPhone battery life haters. This is a very nice improvement, but even 3GS... : shurcool
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          Good game to those haters indeed... wait... what? : zebosausamite
          • GG ZEBO : zerog83
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            At those haters? I dunno. : shurcool
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              gg = ,,|,, imo. : shurcool
              • Yeah, saying "gg" in a forum has come to mean "screw you guys" : OverloadUT
          • I gotta add... I like this sentence very much. Well played, good sir, well played. : shurcool
        • STOP DRINKING THE HATORADE : virus
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    Thing is, gg was created by the internet and it never meant either of those things to begin with. : Zek
    • Either of what? Sarcastic or not? It has to be one of those. : dumb.
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      Isn't it like this. The original, non-sarcastic meaning, good game, as in the game you played was good... : shurcool
      • The sarcastic gg simply meant that it wasn't actually a good game. And that was it. I don't know where th... : Zek
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    Do you really like that, mikey? Or were you being sarcastic? : SiW.
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      gg, SiW, gg : mikecyb
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        Really mikecyb? REALLY? GG. : zebosausamite
        • WJW : SiW.
  • GG -- good game. This is the first and only meaning for it. Damn kids always changing everything. : loppsided
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  13 days of call time? How is that possible? It hasn't even been out but a week or so. I have just ov... : action roommate
  • If he restored, it kept it from his old phone. : boarder2
• a lot better than where my 3G is right now : VegasX
• How do you like them apples? : loboca
• fucking bbl apple gg lol : smackpiece
• I've noticed the same with my 4. My 3G even when it was brand new couldn't go over 5 hours. : AltZero
• gg : CrustaR
• how much are the numbers inflated from holding it wrong? ololololol : Downforce
• Yeah, todays been my first 'normal' day with it and its been great. Charged it up last night for a bit... : Beady
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  gl, hf, gg, m8 : [7]kami
  • vgg : dumb.
• HAHALOLFGT : atom519
• that's a misuse of the word usage >:[ : biskits
• goi goi, appre, goi goi : wurt

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• Niiiiice. : RomSteady
• This is from E3 btw. It contains a new character for those of you who dislike spoilers : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
• We've both said a lot of things you are going to regret. : jra101
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  awesome. It said coming 2011, had that been announced yet? : RetroRedEyeJr
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    There was an announcement about a delay, I believe. : ConsFEARacy
    • Ah, here we go: http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/64185 : ConsFEARacy
    • Yep, 2011 is the release. Episode 3 will be out 2XXX, but I'm an optimist. : Grumbeld
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  Must not click... must not spoil...!!!! : Snuffles-
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    Not really a spoiler since they are replacing the Voice Actor. : Crimsonbeak
    • It seems fairly spoilery to me! : Dave-A
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      I don't want to listen to the dialogue or watch anything otherwise it'll be tiresome by the time i get a... : Snuffles-
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        This is a good plan, but I can't not look :( : Dave-A
        • I'm terribly tempted, Dave-A. Damn them :( : Snuffles-
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      American's can't understand him or something? lol : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
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        He fit it perfectly. It was awesome. : Crimsonbeak
        • Oh I think so too, but I imagine if they are changing voice actors that is why. : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
    • booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo : Grumbeld
  • Me too, but it's so tempting arrrgh. : Dontdrop
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  That animation is Pixar-good. : ShekkyBoy
  • Why do you think I want a TF2 movie made by Valve :D : Godhatesfatpeople
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  damnnnnn i want to play this! : Dave-A
  • D-fer, I'm skipping all videos related to this since I don't want to be spoiled. : CrustaR
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  This : lukej1337
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    This what? This is the sound of house music? This is sparta? this.Text = "Hello"? This up a rope? : Dave-A
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      This is how we do it : pancake humper
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        DAMN YOU PANCAKE! >:( : GoS-CPT-Stewart
        • actually it kind of works if you sing the posts like the song : mikecyb
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      This is how we do it. : GoS-CPT-Stewart
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        This is the end, beautiful friend : Dave-A
        • This is the day that the Lord has made. : Grumbeld
  • There are no other words : lukej1337
• Terrible shadows. Will not buy. : vx2o
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  Who is that playing as Wheatley? : Zollington
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    If I remember correctly the voice actor for the E3 demo was place holder as well. : Godhatesfatpeople
    • Well, shit. Still would like to know who that is though. : Zollington
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    Scott Mosier. : Lunatic Angelic
    • If there's an indignant canadian sphere named Gordo, he's hired. : pyide
  • Samuel L. Jackson : Grumbeld
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    Valve animator Richard Lord. Valve stated it was a placeholder, but there's serious fan reaction to keep... : Masem
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      http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2010/06/portal-2-wheatley/ : Masem
      • http://lastoutpostofsanity.com/2010/06/tempvoice/ : Dave-A
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      I really hope they change it. Feels really out of place. Maybe it's just because all the robots in Portal... : ventro
      • IA. Doing some processing on it would help, it would also help if he were flatter in delivery, but his ac... : SpaecKow
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  all the portal 2 videos do is make me sad that I am not currently playing portal 2 : mikecyb
  • ^^^^ this : r3dn3ck
• I thought someone replaced the voice at first. it doesn't really fit : shika.art