Zombie Cow Gleefully Flashes Its Privates

Time, Gentlemen Please! developer Zombie Cow has shown the Internet a lurid video of its Privates, an educational shooter probing deep into disgusting teenagers' bodies.

The condom-hatted heroes will explore all manner of orifices, blasting nasty STIs presumably to inform teenagers that their body is a temple with a special gift and precious flower to give. Yes, it's kind of horrible but then, aren't teenagers too?

Funded by UK television station Channel 4, Privates will be available for free on PC this summer from the channel's website. Zombie Cow also plans Privates on Xbox Live Indie Games, which "will probably cost a little bit of money."

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