Morning Discussion

The new London bus has been unveiled. The New Bus for London is really quite nice but don't expect it to replace the old Routemaster bus in video games any time soon--it doesn't represent the London video games want. It's too swish, too modern, too... not jam and scones and tea and biscuits and cricket sticky wicket go on my son kick 'is 'ead in get in there you wot jolly good pip pip not 'arf god save the Queen. You can't imagine Dick Van Dyke as a cheeky conductor on The New Bus for London.

It looks a lovely bus but the world simply won't stand for it.

Always blow on the pie.