Morning Discussion

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    March 23, 2010 5:01 AM

    Repost from ER: Tali's Face!!
    I think it's the best fan art rendition I've seen yet.

    http://i44.tinypic.com/op437a.jpg

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      March 23, 2010 5:06 AM

      I always imagined Tali as a hulking hairy dude underneath the mask.

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      March 23, 2010 5:09 AM

      I like it.

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      March 23, 2010 5:20 AM

      I love how the Quarians are essentially MUSLIMMMMS INNNNNN SPAAAAAAAAACE.

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      March 23, 2010 5:26 AM

      Pretty close to perfect, but I'd say she would be paler. maybe even a grey tinge to her skin from being in a suit all the time. Also I would picture her hairless. Eyes are awesome though.

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      March 23, 2010 5:38 AM

      I'd hit it.

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      March 23, 2010 5:50 AM

      It would be awesome if she looked like that. As for now, she's just a cunt. paging wadmaasi

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        March 23, 2010 8:50 PM

        Oh you FUCKER. I'm beating your face in from the future.

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      March 23, 2010 6:04 AM

      I'm hoping they show what Quarians look like in Mass Effect 3.

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        March 23, 2010 6:04 AM

        Or female Turians and Solarians. Or even female Drell.

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          March 23, 2010 6:06 AM

          Did they show female Krogan?

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            March 23, 2010 6:11 AM

            The Krogans keeps their females and children hidden and well protected, they don't let anyone outside of the clan get anywhere near them due to the genophage (too valuable to them). I think these are the least likely to be revealed in ME3.

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          March 23, 2010 7:08 AM

          Pretty sure since all 3 species have trouble with population numbers, females of each won't be commonly seen outside of their native planets.

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            March 23, 2010 7:09 AM

            Well, Salarian's aren't in danger of dying out, but it is said they have a huge gap in the male -> female ratio

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            March 23, 2010 10:19 AM

            Turians don't have issues with population, neither do Salarians.

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              March 23, 2010 10:45 AM

              For some reason I translated Turian as Krogan, guess from another post. They do reference that out of the salarian population only about 10% are female, which is one of the reasons they have breeding contracts.

              So while they aren't endangered species, the females generally stay on their homeworld.

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      March 23, 2010 6:06 AM

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      March 23, 2010 6:34 AM

      i have no idea what this is

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      March 23, 2010 6:35 AM

      their eyes are way bigger

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        March 23, 2010 7:25 AM

        eeealmo, how do you know??!?

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          March 23, 2010 7:49 AM

          that's the one feature you CAN see, CrustaR

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      March 23, 2010 8:18 AM

      What? The version I found has glowing eyes, i.e. better. http://node.shackspace.com/tali_unmasked.jpg

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        March 23, 2010 8:21 AM

        I saw that and didn't like it as much, it just looks like someone photoshopped over it.

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          March 23, 2010 8:28 AM

          So that isn't the original? Shame because, ya know, her eyes do glow. :/

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        March 23, 2010 8:25 AM

        Which makes a bit more sense to me, since their eyes glow.

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      March 23, 2010 8:29 AM

      Bonus points to anyone who finds the original, no luck on Deviant Art.

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        March 23, 2010 8:53 AM

        But I bet you did find some totally hot Sheppard / Wrex "romance" drawings.

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      March 23, 2010 9:11 AM

      why would she be almost human in appearance? she has only 2 fingers per hand. tbh I expected tentacles

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        March 23, 2010 9:33 AM

        Because the lore says they are somewhat like human faces

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        March 23, 2010 10:48 AM

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          March 23, 2010 11:25 AM

          Human-type features, yeah, but I think the skin tone and stuff is too suggestive of humans. In my imagination they're more exotic-looking.

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            March 23, 2010 11:31 AM

            She'd be much more pale too.

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              March 23, 2010 4:26 PM

              I find it hilarious when people say things like this. She'd only be much more pale if her physiology worked like humans, and it's silly to assume that.

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      March 23, 2010 10:57 AM

      I will buy this and the original Mass Effect the moment Steam has a package deal. I haven't played either at all and I'm probably really missing out.

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      March 23, 2010 11:00 AM

      alright, so who banged her over miranda? *raises hand proudly*

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        March 23, 2010 11:05 AM

        It wasn't even a tough decision.

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        March 23, 2010 11:08 AM

        I made Halen bang Tali and then we watched the Miranda sex scene on youtube.

        I'm thinking of making a Tali costume and going to CONvergence this summer, she is probably my favorite ME character.

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          March 23, 2010 11:26 AM

          Why do people like Tali? I don't hate her but she's kinda boring. Is it her shyness or something? I think both ME games have better characters than her.

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            March 23, 2010 11:31 AM

            i like her racial backstory, the story of her people, their creation of the geth, the nomadic ways. her personality is really modest but she's super skilled technically. the fragility of quarians is also very interesting.

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              March 23, 2010 11:42 AM

              Yeah the Quarians are interesting overall. Tali..not so much. Maybe it's the fact that I can't see her face that I find it hard to feel any really good affinity for the character.

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              March 23, 2010 3:50 PM

              you just wanted to see if she was allergic to your sperm.

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            March 23, 2010 11:35 AM

            She's got a banging body and her shyness/embarassment thing is pretty cute. Something about her is just appealing to me. Plus I like the mystery of what her face might look like under the mask.

            I'm probably biased though because I watched Halen play the games back to back and he took Tali on almost every mission so she is the character we had the most exposure to.

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            March 23, 2010 11:37 AM

            She basically reminds me of Kaylee from Firefly. Genius mechanic who is super shy. Do I need to explain why I like Kaylee? I don't think so.

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              March 23, 2010 11:41 AM

              No, but posting pictures is encouraged.

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              March 23, 2010 11:44 AM

              Kaylee isn't super-shy, though. She's often fairly brazen and wears her heart on her sleeve. Tali isn't really like that. I think my real issue with Tali is that I can't see her face, just makes it too hard to connect with the character.

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        March 23, 2010 11:30 AM

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        March 23, 2010 11:42 AM

        I beat it three times in about a month and a half after it came out, so I have banged, respectively, Miranda, Jack, and Tali. I was disappointed that Samara is not a romance option, because there's something strangely appealing about doing a 1000 year old chick. I should probably beat it again but stay faithful because it will have an effect on Mass Effect 3.

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        March 23, 2010 11:56 AM

        So who is a man whore and saved before the final showdown and banged them all? *this guy*

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        March 23, 2010 12:02 PM

        Mass Effect 3: FUCK THE UNIVERSE like Spain in the Age of Enlightenment

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        March 23, 2010 1:50 PM

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        March 23, 2010 3:54 PM

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        March 23, 2010 4:12 PM

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        March 23, 2010 4:18 PM

        Me because Miranda decided to be a prissy bitch right before I banged her, so Tali got some instead.

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        March 23, 2010 4:43 PM

        I did because Miranda wasn't having anything to do with me.

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        March 23, 2010 8:22 PM

        she was way more interesting to me than Ms Perfect all the Time.

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      March 23, 2010 11:37 AM

      what is it with so much character facial design lately that makes everybody look like they have a mild case of Down's? Even Avatar had it.

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        March 23, 2010 12:00 PM

        The general facial characteristics of someone with Down Syndrome are:

        Short stature
        Short limbs
        Propensity towards being overweight
        Round/ovoid heads
        Large tongue
        Fat lips
        Narrowed eyes

        So, take your pick? I don't really know.

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      March 23, 2010 3:34 PM

      Very nice.

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      March 23, 2010 4:33 PM

      Quarians don't have hair NOOB

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      March 23, 2010 4:49 PM

      Fuck the internet.

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