Valve Changes Portal's Ending in Week's Second Update

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• Right on! : SerratedDrums
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  There's viral marketing and then there's lameness. Changing the story of a game 3 years after its release... : Delphi9k
  • YDKWTF : justwr!ght
  • What the hell, have you even seen the changed ending? It doesn't render obsolete anything from the origin... : Benoit Stordeur
  • You can leave now. : Godhatesfatpeople
  • Wow! way to GET IT WRONG ON EVERY POINT....Jackass : Yxalitis
  • We have a winner. At "BEST THINGS FOR ME TO POOP ON". : greh kleh
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    I seriously LOL'd at this 10/10 : rob-o-cop
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      Suck that Valve cock harder, fanboys. : Delphi9k
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        rofl, you're response to people pointing out that your original post was wrong is to call everyone "valve... : x Tempest x
        • Not everyone. Just the ones who resort to personal attacks ("jackass," etc.). instead of actually pointin... : Delphi9k
• Meh ... viral marketing is just a striptease and the L4D games are just b*jobs. Valve needs to start bei... : homeboyJim

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  no, the gun. chell is nothing. : papaskot
  • Maybe Chell is the asset, as she passed the "test" of destroying GLADOS and the gun is simply the tool th... : x Tempest x
• It's not a retcon, they slightly lengthened the ending, they didn't change what it was. : kaddar0

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• That is the irony in it all. People seem to forget that prior to Ep1 Gabe Newell himself said in an inter... : f4lln
• I think from a few bits and pieces that valve has said, its sounding like Ep3 could possibly just be HL3.... : x Tempest x

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• here is a better version: http://www.xfire.com/video/2393cf/ : Leviathan41
• Valve is third-best company. : Deathlove
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  "THANK YOU FOR ASSUMING THE PARTY ESCORT SUBMISSION POSITION" We are the asset perhaps... no? : Thund3rball
  • well, glados did say it was a triumph and huge success.... : JuffoWup
  • Yeah I reckon chell is the asset being retrieved : thearrow756
  • ya think? : Deathlove
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  um...is that dog dragging her?? : at0micgarden
  • Oh, nevermind. It seems to be a jangly, robotic sound from another sentient being. : at0micgarden
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    We don't know what's dragging her, but Dog doesn't talk in a robotic voice, so I doubt it's Dog. : Thund3rball
    • The ASCII images released included some new robots. Perhaps they are the retrieval mechanism. : beanman101283
• Dammit, and I just beat the game again yesterday. Oh well, thank Jebus for YouTube. : SaintSadistic
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  I'm calling this now. They also added two new dinosaur_fizzle ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xbL1SebpX... : Creepin_Jeezus
  • Is DINOSAUR_FIZZLE the best phrase ever? : at0micgarden
• i didnt want to watch and ruin it and reinstalled and played it all the way thru... should of watched vid... : supermonkeyballz
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  male glaDos? : supermonkeyballz
  • LINus? : beanman101283

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  dont you mean cake? : ncrase25
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    The cake was a lie. Pie never is. : Azrael88
    • unless its a pic posted by phil : supermonkeyballz
  • The cake is a pie. : genom

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• This. Would. Be. Awesome. ... In that "I like to watch things horribly explode" kind of way. lol (obv... : ChongShin

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• nah just hit new game and select the latest chapter : GoldfishInAJarOfPickles
• Load up the console and enter "map escape_02" ... that'll put you about as close to the end as you can ge... : -delirium

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• ya im reinstalling now too... they got us.. but I like them so its ok : supermonkeyballz
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  totally, I've already re-played 3/4 of the game to get the achievements. : atom519
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    I'm stuck on lvl 18 tryign to get the radio working. : ev0ljon
    • http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=A0195489BA65E2E0 : caveatemptor
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  Nope, this award goes to the people behind Singularity's conspiracy videos. : anal justice
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    Never even knew that game has an ARG camp to begin with. I guess it was THAT good! : Godhatesfatpeople
    • Way to prove your silly point! haha : anal justice

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• Oh cube, remember the times we had. Those were the days, eh? : Thund3rball
• Oh, dear companion cube... *chuckle* *sigh* *smile* : nin-a

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• Hah! Oh you crazy kids. : beanman101283
• lol : Johnnsen
• OMG please tell me I didn't sound this bad when I first joined the shack. : Dr_Cube
• 0/10 Too obvious. See me after class. : Shivawn
• TF2 does not look dated. Take it back. TAKE IT BAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : Crabs Jarrard
• You're still miffed about L4d2? About time to get over it , don't you think? : Mikailavich
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  Squeeeeaaallll! : ArB
  • Eeeeeeek! : jtthe2nd

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• Yes, they need to get diesel in order to get to New Orleans and escape the Infected. : Masem