What happens when you cross a double-ended paddle with some chainsaws and toss in some duct tape for good measure? You get your new best friend: The Paddlesaw.
Of course, that's just one possibility. Wheelchair-mounted assault rifles? The pitchfork-shotgun? A motorcycle with chainsaws on the sides? Check, check and check.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Dead Rising 2. PC, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360. 2010.