Morning Discussion

By Alice O'Connor, Jan 04, 2010 5:00am PST Wakey wakey, eggs and bacy! It's 2010, rise and shine! Awake from your brief mince pie-induced hibernation, video games. There are boatloads of returning refugees who had fled from Modern Warfare 2 so you've got a whole lot of work to do. Hop to it.

Reminder: it really is 2010. Don't date cheques or letters 2009. Because that's what people do when a new year starts, don't they? You date your letters 2009, eh? Eh? Don't you? 2009! A whole year ago! Eh? It's 2010 now though love, get with the program. Eh? What are you like! "2009!" You're mad, you are.

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