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by Maarten Goldstein, Apr 27, 2000 7:54am PDT
Related Topics – Games: PC

Yeh yeh here it is already ;) Having some connection troubles this morning, my data transfer is on/off at 5 minute intervals and is very annoying. Stuff never works when you need it.

How about them videocards huh, looking pretty good now with three pretty strong offerings from three different companies. I changed the poll to see what you guys are getting, most people tried the Daikatana demo anyway by now I guess.




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  • > Investigators at a major research institution recently discovered the
    > heaviest element known to science and tentatively have named it
    > "administratium." Administratium has been found to have no protons or
    > electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It has, however, 1
    > neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant
    > vice neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles
    > are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of
    > mesonlike particles called morons.
    >
    > The morons are surrounded by vast quantities of leptonlike particles
    > called peons. Since it has no electrons, administratium is inert.
    > However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction
    > with which it comes into contact. According to the discoverers, a
    > minute amount of administratium caused one reaction to take more than
    > four days to complete when it normally could have occurred in less
    > than a second.
    >
    > Administratium has a half-life of approximately three years. However,
    > it does not decay in the usual way but instead undergoes a
    > reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons, vice
    > neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places.
    >
    > In reorganization, some of the morons inevitably become neutrons,
    > forming new isotopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads
    > some scientists to speculate that administratium is formed
    > spontaneously whenever moron concentration reaches a certain level.
    > This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
    >