House M.D. Media Grab-Bag: Screenshots, Quotes

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House, Cuddy and the gang are on display in new cinematic screenshots from Legacy Interactive's PC and DS puzzler adaptation of the popular television whatdunit House M.D.

Arriving in Spring 2010, House M.D. features five "medical mysteries" to be solved through "100+ varieties of mind-bending puzzles and medically-themed mini-games."

"Screenshots are all good and well," you might think, "but what about that snappy House banter?" On that front, Legacy submits the following script snippets for your approval.

House to Kutner and Taub as they walk to a patient's room: "What's that sound I hear? It sounds like two doctors who lost a game of poker, and now they have to pay up. And they're being sore losers. (to Lana) How about some music for the freak - er, I mean, the lady."

14 year old patient's response to meeting House for the first time: "It's okay, mom. Dr. House is emotionally distancing himself from the patient through gallows humor. It's unorthodox, but not unprecedented."

House to Thirteen as they go over possible diagnoses: "Good work, Thirteen. Aside from Taub, you're the closest thing we have to a scared teenage girl. Which means the human sieve might warm up to you. Get a blood sample from her to test for DIC."

Thirteen to Foreman when he unlocks a girl's diary: "Congratulations, Foreman. You're as clever as a teenage girl."

Foreman searching a medicine cabinet in a patient's home: "Wow, look at all these antidepressants! This family even puts House to shame."

House to Wilson discussing Cuddy: "Ah, but aren't all women a mystery? Cuddy's just a mystery with really great taste in push-up bras."

Thirteen to Foreman discussing a patient's wife: "When I'm a crazy middle-aged woman, are you going to be chasing me?"

House to a patient's goal of being a role model: "Awww, stop, I'm getting all sentimental, and I'm going to stab myself in the eye with this syringe just to make you shut up!"

Patient to Taub about the boss, House: "Your boss, on the other hand... You know, we had someone like him in our unit in Korea. We'd always joke about turning him over to the enemy. We said that they deserved him. But I don't know if anyone deserves your boss."

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    December 22, 2009 8:00 AM

    Here are two serious mind-bending puzzles:
    Who the hell approved this ridiculous idea and do we get to punch the cripple in-game?

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      December 22, 2009 8:02 AM

      I wonder if they put in a Cuddy strip simulator as an easter-egg. If so, I'm sold. That bitch is hot as hell!!

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        December 22, 2009 8:22 AM

        cuddy? hot? i suppose id be excited if she was my wife and we were both 50ish...

        everyone in the game looks like 15 years younger than in the show.

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          December 22, 2009 8:32 AM

          It's the "artsy" overlay.

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          December 22, 2009 11:22 AM

          You've got to be kidding me. I'd fucking wreck that chick. I'd wreck that chick before any of the other chicks on the show, and then I'd wreck her again. No man would touch her after the ways I would have had defiled her.

          Evidence. Probably NWS.

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moLkj9nawG4

          Then I'd wreck that Vulcan chick and the hot blonde who just left. Then I'd go back to Cuddy and if she had regained consciousness, I'd repave that road.

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            December 22, 2009 10:10 PM

            hahahahaha repave hahahahaha.

            what vulcan chick? theres a few :)

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              December 23, 2009 12:20 PM

              Thirteen. This season her eyebrows have gotten ridiculously plucked. Now I call her Vulcan.

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        December 22, 2009 8:36 AM

        I have never been able to find that woman attractive in any role she plays. Probably because the first role I saw her in was when she played that male-to-female transsexual on Ally McBeal and I thought she was a dude. In shows like House and The West Wing she always plays this woman deemed to be the hottest woman on earth but she just looks like a dude in drag to me.

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