Evening Reading: Modern Honor

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  They're not better. I haven't read them, but I poked through a few pages and the dialog was just atrociou... : Conan
  • Holy shit that link is awesome. : InfoBiter
  • hahahaha : inc77
  • what the fuck : Magus
  • great article, thanks. : shadebane
  • wow : derelict515
  • Hahaha. Wow. : Danny5225
  • That is badass as hell in a horrible way. : CrustaR
  • Damn, that's just crazy. Loved the bit about David Cronenberg directing. : ShoCon
  • insane, this is more fucked than japan .. well maybe not : ghost hacker
  • LOL : sKetchflow
  • Wow, this would be the only Twilight movie I'd want to see it sounds so bad... : ImageOmega
  • I would rent this movie for certain. : Ride-My-Rocket
  • YES Twilight will be REDEEMED! : IHATEDUST
  • Holy shit I want to SEE this movie! : phate81
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    this had me in stitches: The baby has telepathy, by the way, so everybody can read its thoughts while : thecray
    • That was my favorite part. The rest of it made me go WTF. : Rag and Bone Man
  • I'd go see that. : khaosman
  • hahaha, epic : invisible_kid
  • I want to see that movie now : ColoradoCNC
  • Bwahahaha I might see this movie. : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • My sister keeps telling me "just wait. the 4th book is all about undead vampire babies". She could not ha... : MercFox1
  • wow there are now words... ONLY A MOVIE! : gakera
  • That would be amazing. A cinematic first, too, since it is so balls out insane that it would be like a ho... : gooblerampling
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  Okay, I can't take it anymore. Please explain the "sparkle." Are the vampires of the Twilight universe : ninj0rc
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    it's pretty lame if you really don't know and are THAT curious : xsoulbrothax
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      i mean the truth is pretty lame, not you! : xsoulbrothax
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        It's okay, I made peace with my inner llama a long time ago. : ninj0rc
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          i warned you, didn't i? :D : xsoulbrothax
          • If I could un-know something, this would be near the top of the list. : ninj0rc
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    In the sun, okay, instead of busting into flame, vampires sparkle. That's not like an exaggeration or a e... : Arceihn
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      That's hot. : perstephanie
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        perstephanie, does that turn you on?!??!?? : CrustaR
        • I honestly have no idea. : perstephanie
    • *headdesk* : ninj0rc
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      Maybe it's like a slow-motion bursting into flames. Like they're burning so slowly, humans perceive it as... : ShoCon
      • Time would be experience differently by an immortal being. Maybe we just need much much longer days. : perstephanie
    • My god- they're full of stars. : nakedsavage
    • fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu : focusdaily
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    Their skin man, it's like it has diamonds in it ... : InfoBiter
    • ^ This is exactly how Stephanie Meyers describes it in the novels. : Goblin au
  • How else is a vampire gonna bang highschool chicks? : skitzo
  • I remember when I got dragged to see both pos movies on new moon's midnight opening with co-workers. I kn... : SolrFlare
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  Wait, you sat through the movie and it was horrible and now you WANT to read the books? Are you a masochi... : perstephanie
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    I have been a huge vampire fan for many years ... and yah I am something of a masochist. : InfoBiter
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      Okay, I like vampires as much as the next person, but this Twilight thing is something else. Last time I ... : perstephanie
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        They do after they get married, and she gets instantly pregnant with a half vampire baby, which then eats... : mysled
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          I don't even know whether or not to believe you. This whole series is just. People need LIVES. Myself in : perstephanie
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            Oh I read all 4. Conan's post above confirms it. That's not even the most ridiculous parts. The last one ... : mysled
            • I thought the last book would at least have an epic fight. but she pussies out and makes the bad guys run : StolenNosferatu
      • Yeah more like Gaypire. I mean they f-ing sparkle. SPARKLE *sobs* : SolrFlare
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        Oh it's terrible, I was just thinking that maybe the books would be better. This thread has convinced me ... : InfoBiter
        • I just found out my sister's read them all. Sigh. She does teach an English class full of 15 year olds, s... : perstephanie
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        If you want your Vampires still creepy but interesting, and you like the current-age vibe, I'd like to su... : LoioshDwaggie
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          The Anita Blake series is awesome for the first 5-6 books or so. Laurell K. Hamilton is the author. Aft... : Arcanum
          • Yeah, the latest one -finally- came back to being good again, but you'll have to slog through like 9 real... : LoioshDwaggie
        • Wait, are the sex and gunplay convoluted with one another? Because I'm not into that. Otherwise, sounds g... : perstephanie
• Twilight explained: http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight The top 20 unfortunate lessons girls learn fro... : Arcanum
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  Don't get me started. Watched it with my girlfriend, and god the acting (if you want to call it that) wa... : Mikuya
  • ^This. Jesus tap-dancing Christ, the acting was the worst I've seen in any movie. Ever. This is how the... : Clasifyd
• I liked both Twilight and New Moon. Yeah there's some vomitous moments, but as far as chick flicks go I c... : Simulacrum
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  DON'T READ THE BOOKS!! They're terrible, shit writing and Bella is the fucking weakest and stupidest fema... : Dan 101
  • The first one is alright, kind of as a guilty pleasure chick-flick kind of read. The rest are just awful.... : mysled
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  The entire series is about what a selfish hollow, shadow of a whore Bella is. It takes five books to get... : fleabug
  • I dunno man, it makes sense to me! : Bean
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  MY GIRLFRIEND dragged me along to go see it. It felt like every fucking line was straight out of a romanc... : DerHuhnTeufel
  • You definitely should care less. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Read the books and you will REALLY be disappointed. : BanjoBoy
• I didn't know that the writer was a Mormon, what the fuck is that isn't vampires and warewolves kinda rem... : gakera
• LOL I think I'd leave the cinema after a few minutes. : Lukiopimp

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  I've been playing Quake Live all day if that is any consolation. : InfoBiter
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    I played UT all day in celebration of it being the better game for 10 years straight. : omnova
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      One day you will be struck down for blaspheming. : InfoBiter
      • I still like UT better. I hated all the rail-whoring in Q3. : h0cake
• Holy shit : giant boy detective
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  UT > Q3 : bagelcc
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    You shut your whore mouth. : Thresher
    • I'm going to have to echo this comment. : MacemanInTW
    • Seriously. : Kentor
    • iawtp, ut players gtfo : Flinz
  • IAWTP. : freakynipples69
  • yup : anthonybean
  • Truth. : NeoMoose
  • yeah : shirif
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    CTF-Face + Foregone Destruction = all night party : slax0r
    • Hear, hear! : Micand
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      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EDw9oIeiF8 : Micand
      • And here's a decent remix version: http://prune.da-shiz.net/uploads/jeff/Foregone_Destruction_(Michiel_va... : Micand
  • you've got your little pointy thing backwards : QMS|superdave
  • Nice. :D : Rice-Rocketeer
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    quake 3 is beautiful raw denim UT is $15 relaxed fit Lee jeans in some horrible stonewash : Mansmells
    • UT is http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/mom-jeans/229048/ : Turd Ferguson
    • *sniff* That's... that's beautiful, man. : Johnny Law
  • nope. : DasCracky
  • "You have won the match" : Amnesty_intl2
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    Quakeworld > ut3 : twifosp
    • *Nods* : Lukiopimp
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    Anyone who replies in the affirmative here is dead to me. : stelth
    • I remember having pictures from PC Gamer hanging up in my cube for Q3. I was so psyched. I played it an... : bagelcc
  • This man speaks the truth : mrasparagus
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    at release I thought UT was much, much better simply because it had far more content, but Q3's feel has s... : DonkeyPopsicle
    • The only thing I liked from UT was the Ripper (at least I think thats what it was). Bouncing projectiles... : MacemanInTW
  • wtf is this? this? on the day of quake 3's birth? : spiderfill
  • urban terror? yeah, you're right! : sirkne
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    Hahahahaha. Haaaaaaahahaha. : ieGod
    • Oh thanks, I needed a good joke today. : ieGod
  • Die in a bathroom fire : CRasterImage
  • I could not get into Q3. Now UT: M-M-M-Monster Kill... kill ... kill... : IHATEDUST
  • q3 > ut : kn1fe
  • an excellent example of "FAIL" : Downforce
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    UT99 > Q3, even. : Ride-My-Rocket
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      There is only UT99. Everything after that doesn't even exist in my eyes. : mrblarg
      • Solidarity, brother. : Ride-My-Rocket
  • inf'd : bipolar
  • if you're bad at everything maybe, but even then, no : synapse19
  • You have a whore mouth, fit for whorish things. : reelbk
  • Yesssssss. UT99 is my all-time favorite multiplayer FPS. <3 : Link.
  • Sorry to inform you, but you have a brain tumor. : xxx2xxx
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    this is correct, but it doesn't matter because PC gaming is dead don't you know : MamiyaOtaru
    • Well, we can always go back to playing Q3. : alexpr
  • This. : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • In a world where Vanilla ice > Wu Tang Clan then yeah that would be true : stuka
  • heresy : dael
  • +1 : umegastar
  • UT had CTF, multiple firing modes, a soul. It was the all package. Q3 was just some incredible gameplay : guigr
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    gee guys, I though ya'll had a sense of humor, after all YA'LL BOUGHT TEAM ARENA JUST TO COMPETE WITH UT9... : X-GOUKI
    • We bought it but we didn't play much of it. : Haku-Jin
  • I agree with you bagel, don't listen to these haters : zerog83
• Hard to believe it's been 10 years. I had a blast playing ThreeWaveCTF and played it for several years. : Thresher
• hey guys i only got money for ut or q3....... which omg : Chandler55
• Because it us depressing : gmd
• Just my 2 cents but Q3 was pretty crappy compared to Q1. : zigzag
• I played some right after I finished playing L4D2 with Dognose and Dignan last night. Q3 is pretty muc... : MacemanInTW
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  <3 Quake ]|[ : CoRDS
  • *phipple likes this post. courtesy of shackbook.com : phipple
• I still play this at least once every two weeks. Quick 20-frag botmatch against stupid bots to let out t... : the archvile
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  We're getting old... in 10 more years, the new kids will be like, "Quake what?" : DooBall
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    They're already saying that. Damn you, Master Chief! :( : The Grolar Bear
    • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masterchef : Micand
• One of my all time favorites. Happy Birthday Quake III!! Think i'll celebrate with a little quakelive. : Pneum0
• I remember the 20 something players in the small map in the demo. so much jibs : Utopia
• time to beat anarki on nightmare. : Turd Ferguson
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  I still have my limited edition metal case back at my parents palce. It's pretty wicked. : stelth
  • I've got mine at the house as well! : MacemanInTW
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    I have mine hanging on the wall still http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_o62g0l8oabygw7qszs6w... : Schnapple
    • Good picture! This is not a good picture, but it is the best I can do at the moment: http://www.neogeo... : Johnny Law
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  Q2 > * : disembodied potato
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    Rail instagib, baby. : Salad Sammich
    • Oh hell yes. I played an incredible amount of this. More than any other game/multiplayer mode, ever. : MaJeStu
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      Still prefer instagib on quakelive : Flinz
      • yep same here. : DarkDeus
  • Quake 2 had a lot of fun mods that I wish would have been remade in Q3. Devistator and Capture the Chi... : MacemanInTW
  • Q2 FTW! : IHATEDUST
  • city1 Outer Courts.... greatest map ever : johnny rotten
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    Best mods : MuteMode
    • pretty much, : happynoodle
  • RA2! Hanging with the spectators. : Flinz
  • Q2 Lithium 2 for the win! : RogerDandy
  • I can get behind this! : h0cake
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  It's okay when Team Arena turns 10 we can talk about how id started it's decline... : ghost in my shell
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    What didn't you like about Team Arena? I thought it was a natural progression for Q3A. : kramweil
    • He's probably referring to how it started the trend of charging for content which used to be free. : Schnapple
    • I am still a diehard Quaker, but I think TA sucked nards. : Thresher
    • some parts of it were neat, but overall it was pretty lame imo. : Turd Ferguson
    • I dunno it was 10 years ago, but I remember the maps were pretty bad, and there was hardly any new conten... : ghost in my shell
    • fragmented a community and why pay more when you got all of that package plus more in UT ? : happynoodle
  • Team Arena was awesome, but it split the community. : Visceral Monkey
  • I love Team Arena, a couple of the boards were complete awesome and worth the price of admission alone. : Pneum0
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  http://planetquake.gamespy.com/View.php?view=POTD.Detail&id=604 !!!! : sikander
  • Haha. Very cool. : MacemanInTW
  • Hardcore. : Flinz
• I have no nostalgia for Q3. : deject
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  Quake III stopped answering my phone calls. : steauengeglase
  • In all honesty I truly love the game. : steauengeglase
• Back in my day, we didn't even have Quake... and we were happy, damn it, happy! : fechols
• Curves are the FUTURE of gaming my friends. : rosewood
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  Who cares, everything after Q2 was bullshit. : Saman
  • No, Quake 3 was fantastic. : -efx-
• Sadness. :( : dmason
• Who was the Shacker who made the Titanium mod? I just loaded it up and it was pretty cool. Not quite so... : the archvile
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  did anyone else get Q3A in the tin box edition? I actually exchanged copies and trudged through snow to ... : Postal
  • Fuck yes I did : rosewood
  • It came out while I was back in the states (lived in Singapore at the time), I actually ended up getting ... : MacemanInTW
  • Still have it! : king_darius
  • Yup! It was awesome. : Gary the Llama
  • All TRUE GAMERS have the Q3A tin box. : Johnny Law
  • I bought one when Id blew out some found stock, a couple years ago. : eskimo spy
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    Hell yeah, I went to Babbage's slapped my cash down and said "Frag Me"! : invisible_kid
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      Wait just a damn second.... : king_darius
      • Haha, I love your story so much I stole it. Nerd. =) : invisible_kid
    • When Q3A came out I was in college and working for a Babbage's. We had a giant cardboard box of the Quake... : Schnapple
  • Yes. : Colleton
  • Paul Steed gave me mine. : Sacred Sperm
  • Pretty much the only box I still have, the rest are in the trash. : Serpico74
  • I posted a photo of mine above : Schnapple
  • Yes, then I lost it while moving around in college :( : happynoodle
  • Yes, I have it somewhere. : steauengeglase
  • Still have it on my desk at work : deveus1
  • First game I ever reserved. I have no idea where my box is now. =( : fleabug
  • I bought it, and I still have it in my cupboard. : five_percent
  • i see the q3a tin box on my bookshelf right now : industro
  • Yep, I did. I had that box for years and years, too. : MaJeStu
  • I still have mine <3 : Goblin au
  • I did but I don't know what I did with the box :( : razlebol
  • I actually got two! : JohnnyDanger
  • Oh yeah. Still on the shelf. : freqq28
• Q3 was an awesome mp game back when I was in college...'99 or so? : Magus
• I missed out on its release as I didn't have a decent pc for a while there, but once I started working an... : moneyshot
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  Holy shitballs. Q3 is 10 today? We're all getting old shack. OLD D; : SolrFlare
  • One day, when we all start passing on, we need a memorial for the Shack. A giant wall with all our names... : SolrFlare
• Rocket Arena good times : inf3d3l
• nothin but love. : Downforce
• 10 years later and the Source engine still doesn't have curved surfaces! : DOOManiac
• quake 3 is when the series started turning to crap : dantastic
• This is as good a place as any to post QL names. My name there is KoolAidMan. I only have something like ... : Serpico74
• Anyone got a link to that article\chatty where id announces that Quake 3 Arena has gone gold? : Maddog_Delphi97
• OMGHQIIID!!! :O : dognose
• clan tags representin' : ]pm[chem
• Oh man. HBD QIII! : fleabug
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  who else remembers the texture issue on a couple of levels (Q3Tourney2 and another) where if you had the ... : EvilDolemite
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    Sure that was textures? : inf3d3l
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      "r_picmip" - This accounts for overall texture and image quality, with 0 being the best, and higher numbe : EvilDolemite
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        never had that problem, reason I asked : inf3d3l
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          what kind of graphics card did you have and what settings did you run? it wasn't just a slower overall... : EvilDolemite
          • I believe I had a Diamond Viper V770 AGP (TNT2) at the time, then got a top of the line voodoo card when ... : inf3d3l
          • I had the first Geforce just for Quake3! : razlebol
  • i remember the fuck out of that : moshman
• JESUS I feel old. :( : Shadsy
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  Anyone remember the Quake 3 IHV leak? Man I drooled hard over it way back then. : inf3d3l
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    I remember having to find the one guy in the dorm who ran a Mac when they released the Mac q3test first. ... : Schnapple
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      i remember downloading the q3test at work via the cable modem test machine and transferring it to the shi... : CoRDS
      • I only had a mac at the time - one of the few proud mac gaming moments, to be sure. Used to run GameRange... : Borzoi
  • Yeah. One of my friends got it somehow and we all ran around in it. Crazy good looking at the time. : MacemanInTW
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    Wow, this is actually sitting on my backup drive still. LOL Can't believe it's there yet alone only 17... : inf3d3l
    • see if it runs : OrkO
    • cool, upload that somewhere! : PlanetPerfecto
    • Hear hear! Please upload & share & send me a link if you can. Fond memories of that, getting it to wo : MatthewPhillips
  • It had this moving tongue : matthaeus
• Holy shit. I've been lurking here for over ten years. : sundance
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  q3 was the last great deathmatch game. everything started getting more and more like CS after that. : spectr3
  • For me nothing has topped Q3 for raw deathmatch. CTF and other modes yes but dm no. : Chod
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  qtest1 forever! : michael walker
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    i am still a firm believer that there were two q3 camps: dm7 and dm17. i always thought dm17 was a god-d... : EvilDolemite
    • dm7>dm17. I hate dm17. I'd go as far as to say it ruined the game for me. : h0cake
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  I'm definitely going to play some Quake Live to celebrate. : MaJeStu
  • This you? http://www.quakelive.com/#profile/summary/MaJeStu : Kentor
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  http://www.quakelive.com/#profile/summary/NickTehRat i love it even though im kinda the suck. i miss ... : sanewave
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    Hey! We just played a match together and lost horribly! : Kentor
    • lol, happens. : sanewave
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  CURVED SURFACES!! : uncle slappy
  • Oh hell yeah, I remember the tech talks! : terath
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    Heh, what a non-feature they turned out to be, even at the time. : nudel
    • It made for prettier arches. : scanline
  • BEZIER CURVES GIVE YOU EYE SEX!! : Goblin au
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  it's been 10 FUCKING YEARS????? : fsck
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    And clearly nobody gives a shit, everyone I know is playing L4D2 or MW2. Now don't get me wrong, L4D2 ... : Serpico74
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      I've been playing a bit of QuakeLive -- the convenience and balance is nice. : Kentor
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        I like it too, it just hasn't caught any traction with people I play with : Serpico74
        • They really need to finish up work on private servers for that game. There's only very restricted set of ... : Kentor
• Oh man, now I have to play some QuakeLive to celebrate. I still have 13 more minutes! : gnomish
• It should have only cost $5 at launch. I only got about 8 years worth of dm out of it what a rip off. : Sludgehead
• Quake 3 was one of the games that forced a lot of my friends to get a 3d card...I remember two friends go... : nunami
• I fucking love Quake III !!! : moshman
• I will absolutely reinstall Quake 3 once I am home this friday. The maps all had great game design and fl... : enyakk
• sheit. i had a voodoo3 when the game came out, and then i switched / upgraded to a TNT2. little did i k... : dopeman
• woo! quake live is awesome though so thats good :D : xsii
• Original tin box in da house! Fuck me how excited I was when I got that box, I could barely drive straigh... : stuka
• 10 years, and I probably spent a sum of 2 years of that online playing Q3.. B/ : ThrillKill
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  I remember staying up that night to try the Q3Test. One of the sweetest memories of my life. : mofo
  • and downloading it with 3.5 kb/s with my 56k modem. : alexpr
  • did you have a mac? : moshman
• I cut class with a friend to walk to the mall and buy the special tin edition the day or day before it's ... : not work safe
• I remember the icy manhattan morning me and my friend went to pick ours up. He got the tincan edition and... : -efx-
• I hated Quake 2 and hadn't planned on buying 3 but I was in futureshop doing some shopping and saw the la... : Haku-Jin
• wow! quake 3 was one of the best games and most fun experiences I've ever had. thanks id! : JohnnyDanger
• Ten years. Wow. DM17 forever. : tomservo
• As much fun as I had with Quake3, I had WAY more fun with its licenses: Call of Duty, Medal of Honor, Sol... : sukabljat
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  Does anyone remember the Shack Stack we did on the "space" level when Q3Test came out (the name escapes m... : fishbone
  • Oh yeah, Q3DM17 (The Longest Yard), although I think it had a different label in Q3Test : fishbone
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  I hated Quake 3 after playing Q2 for so long : zerog83
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    Is Q2 still played online (including mods and such)? : SigmaDraconis
    • I can only hope. The Q2 years were my golden years. : ieGod
• Voodoo 3 > TNT : jkstanton
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  Great game, great times PC gaming at the peak. It has all gone down to the dogs since then. : abjectblitz
  • I miss those big boxes. : jkstanton
• Happy Birthday Q3! Such an addictive game; it consumed my life. : r_picmip 5
• happy bday Q3! : recoilfx
• Really? Damn. 10 years ago today I got a C on a Trig test in college just so I could run to EB and pick u... : vov1n
• I gotta show some love for this game... countless hours spent playing it!!! : leadgold
• I shall play Quake Live today to celebrate. Oh wait, I do that everyday! Well it will be all the more sat... : pinion120
• best days in gaming for me was going back and forth between playing Q3 and UT on the net...talk about gol... : GodFather
• I've gotta get a video of our 5 (now 6) year old playing Quake ]|[ while sitting on my lap. I move the... : MatthewPhillips
• happy bday Quake, i really wish i can play quake live but with my horrible internet connection, that's no... : hanged_man
• i think id software has to work closely with google with their Chrome OS, Quake Live totally fits their v... : hanged_man
• I remember having 128MB of RAM, making 64ish MB of it into a ramdisk (win98), then booting + copying the ... : ion_pulse

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• Wow : ColoradoCNC
• The game beeps were blocking out the music too much. : CRasterImage
• If that doesn't put a smile on your face you are dead inside I tells ya! : AgentPothead
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  this is amazing : DrFlammable
  • i am going to be listening to this all night now : DrFlammable
• INBELIVABLE : Rigg5
• Fantabulous! : watcherxp
• You know, people talk shit on the human race. But I think it is endeavors like this that redeem us. : quadeh
• Whoa : kallanta
• incredible : retarded talking dinosaur
• very cool : bongturbo
• I love this. : TrptJim
• Fantastic! : skankcore
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  Great, but nothing compared to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOh968qao74 : critch
  • i think you have that backwards : RikiTiki2
• I dunno, just sounds like noise to me :( : skinlab133
• Wish I still had my SNES. I need to buy a used one. : ant_hillbilly
• That's pretty cool, but every time I hear that song, I can't help but think of beating the shit out of a ... : BanjoBoy
• im kind of insulted that someone took the time and energy to make this : spiderfill
• I was thinking "whats the point of this?" Then it dawned on me .. Holy shit :D : bundy
• Nice attempt, sounds stupid. : Boxelder
• when i posted this a few days ago i got zero replies and no inf status :( : Klebold
• omg which screen do I watch!?#@? : sanchez
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  INCONCEIVABLE!!! : Thisispol
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    You keep saying that word. : Flinz
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      its a great word. I always picture that guy from Princess bride saying it when i read it. : yautja
      • I do not think it means what you think it means. : Flinz
• Meh. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• I will forever associate this song with Shaun of the Dead. However, this video is also worthy of permane... : DoNotResuscitate
• good effort, but farely forced : anhero
• No words... They should have sent... a poet... : BlackCat9
• That was a very interesting WTF moment : exmx
• haha thats great. creative people are awesome : xsii
• Holy shit, I nearly lost it at the Brian May guitar solo. : node
• Holy mother of fuck. : Orange Pylon
• that is seizure inducing, and noisy : vitek r

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  http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=21387210#itemanchor_21387210 : Bean
  • I lol'd at aeg1x's post. : Goblin au
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  Sup Nancy : MaxPete82
  • How you doin'? : bolneze
• Pretty sure you'll be over it and used to it in a few more articles : crummynz
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  Okay, I'll walk in front of the bus. What do you dislike/feel is off? : Garnett Lee
  • the square bullets. : CoRDS
  • You don't incorporate news from the SNES scene. Why so biased? : pgharavi
  • Perhaps the masses require more fart jokes. : moe6
  • Not nonsensical enough. : skinlab133
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    I appreciate your forthcoming-ness (made up word :P) I don't know, it isn't bad, it just seems like the ... : bagelcc
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      I hate to be a negative nancy but Bagelcc's writing style really does not fit in well here :( I've tried,... : scapin
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        thats why Im not paid to write for the site : bagelcc
        • I appreciate you being so forthcoming and honest. I honestly dont know if I could be and like : supermonkeyballz
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      so wait you have no problem with Alice's nonsensical writing, but have problems with Garrett's tangents? ... : deathofrats
      • Alice's nonsensical writing is confined to Morning Discussion. Her actual gaming articles are fine. : notd665
    • The only thing I've noticed about his writing that seems different to me (mind, I don't analyze the front... : Iazu
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      He's not writing articles here, he's introducing the damn evening chatty. You ever think he might be fost... : Duffman8369
      • Duffman tells it how it is folks. : timaste
  • be sloppier or get drunk before posting : Draugluin
  • What's wrong with Opie! The outlaw had mercy, man! >:( : Deathlove
  • Type it all with an English accent and everyone will shoot cum at you. : SockMonkeh
  • you arent going to get any love unless youre a short guy with a beard : maulla
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    Dude, they bitch about absolutely everyone who writes the latest chat text. You should check out the resp... : MagicWishMonkey
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      MWM, you are correct. Remember When Alice first started doing? : Dschinghis Khan
      • Yea, people always bitch like there's some *correct* way to post the chatty. People were always talki... : MagicWishMonkey
  • needs more sodomy/gay sex jokes...or squids : retardhumper
  • Nothing is wrong. Any time something major changes on the shack, a subset of the population has to gnash... : filtersweep
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    I'll take a stab at it, because something about it rubs me the wrong way as well. It's often meandering a... : underground banana plantation
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      That being said, I don't think there's any underlying problem with you. Do you run your posts by anyone b... : underground banana plantation
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        Again, it's the intro to Evening Reading, why the fuck would they have an editor read over it? : Duffman8369
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          If he was posting it in the way Steve or Maarten used to -- with just a bit of irreverence to introduce a... : underground banana plantation
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            Not really. The way I see it, the ER intro is the equivalent of one of us douchebags saying "My thoughts ... : Duffman8369
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              If you're serving in a professional capacity there's simply no excuse for poor writing -- that's the prof... : underground banana plantation
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                What. The. Fuck. Are you trolling me? If so good job. Are you ever awake for Morning Squidussion or wh... : Duffman8369
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                  Given that this is a website where the primary means of expression is writing, I'd hope the Shack hires s : underground banana plantation
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                    Would you like to wander around the chatty providing critiques of all our posts? underground banana plant : Duffman8369
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                      yea ur rite duffman why shuld we even bother trying to rite gud, i mean who tha fuk cares neway!! : underground banana plantation
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                        Alright we've covered both extremes pretty well there I think. Obviously the answer lies somewhere in the... : Duffman8369
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                          I think the answer is that you should express your opinions in a clear and concise way so that your audie... : underground banana plantation
                          • If you want bad writing, please go here www.twitter.com : Amnesty_intl2
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            How were Remo's posts any different because I'm pretty sure no one peer reviewed that work. : derelict515
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              I don't recall ever being jarred by Remo's poor writing. Maybe he's just a better writer than Garnett, wi... : underground banana plantation
              • if you're 'jarred' by 'poor writing' in ER posts I think you're trying too hard. : derelict515
              • I did. Remo was the king and queen of unnecessary difficult writing. : [7]kami
    • He seems like Remo, to me but not as good. : Amnesty_intl2
    • agreed 100% : spaceyme
    • It's often meandering and unfocused; well you better be ready to level that judgment against a lot more ... : Downforce
  • Nothing is wrong with your writing. There is no 'shack feel' that you must adhere to. : deathofrats
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    Just fucking post Evening Reading in the evening. : H@rvester
    • IAWTPERITE : dmason
    • This : Techy007
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      there are lots of evenings all over the world, which one? : moshman
      • Dallas time. : Mad Brahmin Disease
      • No shit, really? : ateam311
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    Shacknews.com is not your blog, but it seems like you are writing for one. : conandan
    • but that's exactly what Remo started doing to make the site more than just a dump for reposted news : derelict515
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      It's the chatty intro, when has that ever been anything other than a short 'blog' post? : daedraug
      • In fact, aren't Garnett's posts closer to what a chatty post should be than what it has been for a long t... : Mecha Tofu Pirate
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    There is something about it that's distinct. It's hard for me to point to something and say "this here is... : Agrona
    • Another apropos adjective: it's gleeful. : Agrona
  • I feel like you're too long-winded. I don't think it's that ER demands short posts or anything, it's just... : Arceihn
  • Some quick comments. 1) post ER by 8pm CST. people like consistency and some ppl dislike posting th... : GeorgeB3DR
  • It's catered for Hawaiians : Sailor of Fortune
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    At the risk of encouraging the new guy hazing, I think the biggest difference is that most people expect ... : IHATEDUST
    • I thought that was just because Steve was never playing any games anymore so he had none to talk about : derelict515
  • Your uptight man, thinking your working in some sort of mass corporate environment where you do your best... : locater16
  • My only problem with ER is that it comes so late now. It's weird coming home and still seeing MD up. That... : Mmmmmoo
  • Personally, I think a new guy really only has 2 roads to choose from. 1) Try to emulate the existing/prio... : dfay
  • not enough cock talk : buzzbat
  • nothing wrong with it. : supaLink
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    I think it's fine, just get ER up a bit earlier. Like 9 EST works. : Dschinghis Khan
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      This. For a long time it was nice knowing exactly when ER would come up so you weren't stuck in an old ch... : ArcKnight
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        I have to agree... the conversations stall between 8:30 and 9:00 pm, as everyone starts saving their post... : Ormsbee
        • The best time was around 4pm PST/7pm EST as it's a good time for East coasters and on the West most peopl... : Sailor of Fortune
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    None of your posts have any personality or soul. It's like you're writing a really uninspired, rambling ... : Sapiens
    • Also were you part of the Shack community prior to working here? Most (all?) of the current staff came f... : Sapiens
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    dont' change your style for these professional whiners. I like the loose feeling your writing has, sort o... : Borzoi
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      There is an internet cool jello mold? I imagine the mold is fat and sports a neck beard. : SnakeIRye
      • it's so greasy, the jellied contents slide right out with a loud slurp and a naughty little wiggle. : Borzoi
  • what the hell? far fewer "new guy sux" than I expected :) A couple drinks before doing it -- now there... : Garnett Lee
  • you kind of write like you're talking on a podcast, but there's no one else there responding? Maybe that'... : Benefit
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  he could write 'farts' up there, and half the shackers would not notice, but he puts forth more effect th... : drucifer
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    half the shackers here, anyway. I didn't. but I barely exist these days. : perstephanie
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      Welcome back, long time no see. : Kentor
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        I pop in every few months just to get the "WTF where have you been?" messages. :) Then I vanish again wit... : perstephanie
        • Nice, have a good mysterious message board persona thing going there. It certainly does feel like you've ... : Kentor
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    Ya, I don't ever really notice the text. I just don't. : pgharavi
    • I notice when he writes it because I have to scroll past it. : Conan
  • oddly enough if you posted "farts" we would definitely notice. : perstephanie
  • That's possibly the problem? Just do less? : airrob
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  It is fine if a bit wordy. : erebus
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    this is how I feel. I love the random news stories at the end though. That is one of the things I misse... : mtgDoofy
    • I very much enjoy the reintroduction of the random news bits. : Bean
• I respectfully disagree, i welcome his style. : shadebane
• i like it, feels like the first time someones made an effort with ER since Remo. Not that i dont love Al... : disembodied potato
• Lee is great. I look forward to reading them at night. I hope he brings back the shack blog one of these... : grabbie
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  besides Remo I never felt like the shack really had a writing style. Pre-Remo there was 0 editorial conte... : derelict515
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    Jason had a few nice articles, and I think some of Nick's editorial content was just as good as or in som... : Serpico74
    • I don't mean to knock what they did. I forgot about Jason and LNC, that was definitely a thing but it was... : derelict515
  • Sander Pilon was hilarious : Rag and Bone Man
  • You are forgetting Stuff That Sucks, which was the best thing on the Shack and possibly on the Internet a... : nudel
• You are a nattering nabob of negativity, Nancy. : Thresher
• haters be hatin the haterade. : massdev
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  I hate to be a negative nancy but bagelcc's shacking style really does not fit in well here :( I've tried... : quadeh
  • especially the UT > Q3 thing : geneshifter
• I like his writing better than O'Connors'. : Magus
• we're talkin' fuckin' Lee : bad_fish
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  I like Garnett's writing style! of course, I also liked listening to 1UP Yours and Listen UP, so I was p... : Postal
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    What is that dude with the Australian/English accent doing now days? : RuffasBluetain
    • He sold his website to IGN and now he's running GamePro magazine : Dave-A
• Too bad game fly caint aford mics. : RuffasBluetain
• I don't mind his writing, I just wish he would post the new chatty at 8PM instead of *sometime before mid... : MagicWishMonkey
• i think i speak for myself and many others when i say i'm just here to love the cock. : pointyelbows
• no! i like it! just because you aren't used to classier stuff...dont ruin this! ! ! : spiderfill
• I like it : J4NUS
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  MY SHACKNEWS : Downforce
  • Love this response. : Dr_Cube
  • ^this : razorblade79
  • I lol'd : IHATEDUST
• *cracks his knuckles* we just need to break him in a little first. : SolrFlare
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  Jesus fuck, just scroll past it. Is Garnett Lee at you place with a gun to your head forcing you to fucki... : Dschinghis Khan
  • Lies! Garnett and Faylor have locked me in a trunk and are forcing me to read every ER or else they'* N : mrblarg
• Garnett Lee's writing style is fine. Personally, I like his Chatty introductions that contain bits of ne... : SigmaDraconis
• I am happy about the return of random interesting links to read : dognose
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  i like how comments chatty shackers feel they own and have stake in the staff of the site : EvilDolemite
  • Heh, I was about to say this. Garnett's doing an awesome job, so far. Keep going with the irreverence and... : Link.
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    Yeah customer feedback is worthless. : theghostofsmdever
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      Totally agree. It's like focus groups, it's the best way to dilute your product into bland monotony, free... : Dave-A
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        Clearly you have never had to try and sell a product or service to a wide audience. Unless this website i... : theghostofsmdever
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          Oh, you were being sarcastic. The feedback given here has zero to do with broad appeal, and if GameFly's ... : Dave-A
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            How is what the OP said not feedback? Its debatable for sure, but its still feedback to be taken into ac... : theghostofsmdever
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              Have you been drinking? Is it even noon there yet? I'm starting to worry over here. : Dave-A
              • No. I had just woken up. I meant the validity of the feedback that he gave was debatable, but in most bus... : theghostofsmdever
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    Please... it's valid criticism. The OP didn't say anything about what he would do if he owned the site : NoCopy
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      "I can't remember the last time an actual opinion was formed in one of the front page articles." So in th... : daedraug
      • Wow.. ok, sorry, you're right... I acknowledge that he expressed the opinion of "I don't know"; how enlig... : NoCopy
• You're the guy who likes UT more than Q3A, so I will take this as a vote for his writing style. : reelbk
• cant remember last time i read anything on this website other than comments. garnett lee is cool with m... : arizona bay
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  I think it's good. I like the added info and I've long thought something like that should be done. A... : geedeck
  • That's one thing I could complain about the front page is it doesn't seem to lend itself easily to any ki... : Dave-A
• Garnett Lee is secretly a leprechaun. : PlanetPerfecto
• I LIKE IT COCKSUCKERS : Albemuth
• Put a soother in it ya goddam big baby. : NastyJack
• His posts are like mountain dew commercials in word form. : brecht
• Then don't read it. I don't. I like him from 1up though. : Boxelder
• I like them, he actually posts about games, and does a summary with commentary about whst happened throug... : Dave-A
• Don't care that much as I read the chatty mostly, but yeah best two shack writers were Remo and Breckon. ... : even4
• whatever is written up there someone is going to whine about it. : moshman
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  Its crap like this that makes me embarrassed every time the shackstaff gets a new member. Try and look pa... : Klebold
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    being opinionated and (for the most part) well-spoken is part of what makes the shack community great. p... : Sapiens
    • I would argue that some of the more blatantly rude people around here detract from what makes the communi... : daedraug
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      You could also say that opinionated and rude posters can quickly make this place unfriendly and ridiculou : Dave-A
      • True. We've had this thread about pretty much every single new writer the Shack has had. The ones about A... : peanut-
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        Sure, but I don't consider that an excuse to immediately jump on anyone who voices a negative opinion abo... : Sapiens
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          The problem is that the overwhelming majority of complaints are without merit. It turns a fun place to ha... : Dave-A
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            "Just don't read it then" seems to be a popular solution offered to those that dislike GL's writing style... : Sapiens
            • I don't understand you. You always seem to just be arguing for the sake of arguing. Devil's advocate even... : Klebold
• I really like Garnett's style in these posts. Between his bloggy stuff in the evening ans Alice's SquidCh... : peanut-
• It's a freaking chatty article. I have never seen you complain about Steve's poop posts. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  Boo hoo! : RogerDandy
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    I don't get what the big deal is but you guys are going nuts. God bless you Garnet keep up the good work.... : RogerDandy
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      I was kind of hoping we were done with this internet OCD (overreact to change disorder) bullshit, but at ... : Dave-A
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        That was pretty bad so yes, I agree. : ateam311
        • darkshack normalshack wideshack i'm always on the ready for the wack snack attack i carry sandwiches arou... : Dave-A
• Writing? Who cares about writing! Where's my podcast! : copy paper
• This may earn me a lashing but this is only a gaming news site so take any writing here with a grain of s... : gooblerampling

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• that song is very likely goty 2009 : xsoulbrothax
• Haha holy shit I need to play this some day. : Evil Benius
• this is hilarious. : deject
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  Saw it coming and still died of laughter. Respawning in 5...4...3... : Moonbase Commander
  • Hmm. Meant for Cookie Monster Rammstein but this was also funny. : Moonbase Commander
• Wow, this looks terrible. : razlebol
• Can't Stop Laughing! Anytime Anywhere Anyplace UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! : RookieCAF
• Haha : megarust32
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  Goddamn cock suckin' commie bastards. : TheVietSpecial
  • Goddamn cock breath commie motherfuckers. : ArcKnight
• Wow Mickey Rourke is awesome! : grendel
• Oh god that song is wonderful! : hashd
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  I can't wait to find it in the bargain bin. Looks and sounds like some good, over the top fun. Shame t... : roushimsx
  • Yea, Sniper Elite was an overlooked game. I loved it, even with it's flaws : RookieCAF
• Wait, this isn't Sarah Palin's RPG game? : IHATEDUST
• GOAT FUCK : bad_fish
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  I love how every enemy in the game is facing the wrong way. : trOmblyj
  • also, he's pretty good with a pistol : trOmblyj
  • That's what I was thinking. It's like they spent so much time working on the knife kills they wanted to g... : ShoCon
• This is awesome. : five_percent
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  This was he game wolfanoz was excited for. : burning eye
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    Hahaha, really? How could anyone be excited for that? : SockMonkeh
    • Based on a pretty fun series of action porn books, from the developers of Sniper Elite and Rogue Trooper ... : roushimsx
    • I totally want to play it after watching this video. : Mecha Tofu Pirate
    • i think he was being facetious about the whole thing, but he had mentioned it a while back. : burning eye
    • Their take on MP sounded cool. The maps are split into 3 parts, the middle is chosen randomly or somethi... : deject
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  It's like Duke Nukem with Tourette's and Asperger Syndrome : Sailor of Fortune
  • Duke Nukem always had tourette's and aspergers : Godhatesfatpeople
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  Does that song play in game? LOL! : weevil bob
  • It's the song from the credits. You know, like their version of the Daikatana porno or Deep & Hard. : roushimsx
• This game sounds awesome. It's like they hired middleschoolers to write the dialogue. Does he actually ... : rotten element
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  The other video in this chatty is much more entertaining. : bolneze
  • I agree, I saw this one before I saw the other. The song is sick though! : RookieCAF
  • Which one? :| : CrustaR
• is this the Sarah Palin game? : baconisgod
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  Does he continuously mutter to himself throughout all stealth operations? : TShandy
  • This shit seriously sounds like an attack on a spoken word coffeehouse. : TShandy
• This is amazing for all the wrong reasons. I must pick this up cheaply and play it. : Link.
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  So the fucks fucking put me in this fucking op. I have lots of fuckheads who give me a fucking chance at... : pigvomit
  • Send me the bill Motherfuckers! : RookieCAF
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  There's gonna be fuckin' asses bleeding all over the fuckin' place. : ArcKnight
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    Rape squad, indeed :( : LilCrypto
    • So, my question is, if those are fuckin' asses, and they get fucked in the fuckin' place, is it really ra... : ArcKnight
• Send me the bill, cocksuckas! : PlanetPerfecto
• holy shit, I'm in tears on this one. lmfao : royalally
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  Check Giant Bomb's Quick Look at this game...FUCKING hilarious http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-rogue-... : OhSnapHighFive
  • Please fucking watch this video, shack. FUCK! : Dr_Cube
  • LOL. I love those guys. : crummynz
  • That actually made me want to try the game out for how absurd it all seems. : Zips
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    fuckin' sweet motherfuckin' preview fuck shit fuck. : focusdaily
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      Yeah motherfucker, there you fucking go. A motherfucking fucking preview, fucker. Fuck. : Kentor
      • The pistol has fuckin' unlimited ammo but your fuckin' secondary weapon is a bit different and shit. I'm ... : focusdaily
  • I'M HITTING A! I'M HITTING A! : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Hilarious. This certainly was a "just push it out the door and get it over with so we can move on" type o... : Dr_Cube
• Late entry for "Unintentionally Funniest Game of 2009." The dialogue sounds like it was written by a 13 ... : SigmaDraconis
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  Is that fucking Mickey Rourke? : soggybagel
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    Yeah, apparantly they spent all the development budget on him and was only left with enough to produce a ... : Tech T
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      Easy there chief, it's 3 hours : pancake humper
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        three FUCKING Hours Man! : RookieCAF
        • Send Me The Bill Motherfuckers! ($49.99) : RookieCAF
  • Fucking fuck! : Dontdrop
• What an amazing song. Thank you. : Alice O'Connor
• President Reagan says Fuck You hahahaha : slickdoody
• rock and roll montherfuckers cocksuckers, lol this is fucking hilarious, I love the way his cocksucke... : MagicWishMonkey
• does he ever shut the fuck up? : fsck
• You really gotta be an asshole to waste Mickey Rourke like that. : SpaecKow
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  I can't figure out if Rebellion just said "Fuck it" at some point during development and just half-assed ... : SigmaDraconis
  • Rebellion is the second developer to work on this masterpiece. : SpaecKow
• that is fucking awesome : retardhumper

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  i feel for the guy to the right of him :( : EvilDolemite
  • I think you mean IN the right of him. Think 'The Blob'. : SketchyFletchy
• Holy mother of.... : MacemanInTW
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  I saw this on another travel blog recently and the story said they never took off and the guy had to be d... : haiku
  • one of the comments says the guy sitting next to him got to fly first class, so that's good. : shika.art
  • I wonder if it was a) The guy was trying to get away with just buying one ticket, perhaps even to the ... : Schnapple
  • yeah, i guess that was in the comments on this post also, but i just read them. damn that man is fat tho... : FrayLo
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    whats wrong with the row behind him? At least from this angle, it appears to be empty. : JuffoWup
    • look up front. The plane is still boarding : MamiyaOtaru
  • wtf? I want a first class seat for being thin and polite : moshman
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  this picture was posted in my subthread about having boxes at airports to measure how fat people are but ... : dahanese
  • hmm I feel like there's comedy potential if you were to reword your post : boring gegtik
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    You think this guy would fit in your box? : famine101
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      no he would most definitely break it horrifically. : dahanese
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        I don't even understand how he made it through the metal detector! Oh god I hope I don't get stuck next t... : yosemiteclimber
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          i guess you could go through sideways? my god that would be hilarious to see. i've never had to si... : dahanese
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            they probably patted him down and ran their metal detector wands on him : mayooms
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              They probably had to put little "OK" flags in each fold of fat they examined. : Jumperus
              • there are TSA tags under each flap : GloriousCow
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        then i'd have to nail your box. Back together. : GloriousCow
        • actually now that i think about it i'd probably use craft glue and lots of glitter : GloriousCow
• I've sometimes lamented that in all the flights I've ever taken, I've never once wound up in a seat next ... : Schnapple
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  It would be so uncomfortable to sit with an armrest up your crack for several hours. : skanky08
  • And having people climb over your shoulder to get around you. : snuff
  • Not to mention that baby whale is taking up half the walkway so the attendants can't get through easily. : Godhatesfatpeople
• thats a huge bitch : mindshot
• I hear a Boomer. : Sailor of Fortune
• Holy shit man. : virus
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  I think that's Mark Mangino. : owly
  • http://mcoatney.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/mangino.jpg : owly
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  is that guy 7' tall too, or is his butt fat just lifting him up that much? : GloriousCow
  • I have similar questions. He looks like he's just incredibly large all around (no...pun intended). : Conan
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    he's sitting on the arm rest. the ones at the aisles don't usually move. : moshman
    • man that has to hurt : GloriousCow
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  Is it just me or was the row behind him vacant? Seems like an easy fix. : -Dispatcher-
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    The speculation is that is his actual row of two seats and that he moved up one to speak with the guy nex... : Visceral Monkey
    • You can tell he's sitting on the armrest so that actually makes sense. : LilCrypto
    • Huh? The plane is clearly still boarding and hasn't taken off yet. : nwillard
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  I can't believe that fat piece of shit didn't book a second seat. : Drewus
  • I can. Denial isn't just a river full of fat people. : pres589
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  if you're sitting in an aisle seat and he gets up to use the washroom, what will be the first body part o... : arcane_
  • would he even fit in the washroom? I doubt he could get in and then close the door : moshman
• it doesn't look like a full flight. why didn't the airline agents book him his own row? hell, i would've ... : mayooms
• I bet that armrest will smell a bit iffy afterwards. *BURN IT WITH FIRE* : DingoStoleMyBaby
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  How did the plane take off? : sikander
  • I'm sure the pilots were frustrated over having to continually trim the aircraft because he was walking u... : Jumperus
  • I'm sure they used the longer runway for this case. Either that or ditched the luggage. : mofo
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  passive vs aggressive subthread. - so who thinks they would complain and ask to be moved? i think i... : xxiv
  • I wouldn't, but I'm a huge vagina about those things. : valael
  • i would complain right away. The guy is obviously trying his best by sitting on the armrest, but fuck tha... : moshman
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    The trick is to do it with the fat person sitting next to you. You'll hurt their feelings but the flight ... : yoonix
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      I figure on a flight longer than one hour I'd actually either ask to be seated somewhere else or actually... : Lukiopimp
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        Yeah, I had an 8 hour flight. There's no way I'd suffer through that. :( : yoonix
        • yeah, fuck that shit. : moshman
• every time I scroll by I see "titties on airplanes" and think there's some topless airline starting up : Juno
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  Maybe US Airlines should start offering "Fattie Flights" - http://www.olive-drab.com/idphoto/id_photos_ch... : Lukiopimp
  • they should transport ugly people and babies with that too : moshman
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  Did anyone take a look at the Moose post in the comments and the reply right after it (by Cattlegod)? ... : LoioshDwaggie
  • i loled : packav
• Photoshop? Seat back looks fishy to me. : weevil bob

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  Weren't you just whining about bad writing, and then you post this awkwardly worded colon-festival? Also... : Dave-A
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    I'm not a paid representative of this site David, nor was my critique about punctuation or even grammar. ... : underground banana plantation
    • Posting in this historic terrorist warning thread. : Afterglow
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      Yet you post a lot more content on the site than he does. And I have to read it, and attempt to rearrange... : Dave-A
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        I'm just gonna like, talk about the weather, okay? So I don't know what the big dude in the sky was think... : underground banana plantation
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          Passenger men: If given the time is this low pressure front going to progress to a full ice storm, or i... : Dave-A
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            I will kill you. No I won't, I'm just kidding! : underground banana plantation
            • Me too. I love you and your damn beard :( : Dave-A
• you just wanted to post a picture of yourself. I think it will progress finely : moshman
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  You want to make sure it's not only Estonians giving you lip for being one of them suspicious, swarthy fe... : woddemandred
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    Speaking of Estonians: http://supersketchballs.com/millimallikas.jpg I think I owe you a punch in t... : underground banana plantation
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      It's so awesome, I made sure to write it down as a suggestion for other people going to Tallinn as well. : woddemandred
      • I liked the place, too. Were these accordion players there when you went? http://www.supersketchballs.com... : underground banana plantation
• Give it time, you're on your way. : re-verse
• you'd make a mean spartan, face wise. : Klebold
• I imagine it'll look just fine. : Conan
• looks cool : doomed
• looks nice. full or not. : arcane_
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  Shave it into a "Chaplin" like me http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_cum1y5rp0e5qzaitg5qm.jpg : jbury
  • hahahha, awesome : moshman
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    That's not a Chaplin, that's a Hitler! : mofo
    • No it's not! http://video.google.nl/videoplay?docid=2164045168741101104&ei=p4sXS-zAOtfG-QbwiZ29DA&q=the+g... : Bamii
    • Hitler stole it and ruined it! : moshman
  • jbury my man, welcome back! I feared we'd lost you forever. Have you been living your life like a candle ... : Dave-A
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    This is more of a summer look I like to call "the crazy Mexican" http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUp... : jbury
    • this "pimp" http://moshman.shackspace.com/pimp.jpg : moshman
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    Haha! Being Jewish I'm not sure if I could in in good conscience pull that off. When I go for the "exotic... : underground banana plantation
    • Charlie Chaplin was Jewish, dude. : MagicWishMonkey
  • don't you live in Germany! Awesome. : marmite
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  Fucking beard post... Just let it grow and accept whatever comes from it. It's a damn beard. That ... : focusdaily
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    Nice beard, what is this Beardcember or something? : focusdaily
    • You are your beard. : focusdaily
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      why do you care so much, don't read his post : moshman
      • He asked, I'm passionate about facial hair. : focusdaily
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    It's not just a "damn beard". A beard is a mans RIGHT, a beard will bring you pleasure, and you should ta... : jbury
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      I guess I was expecting a patchy, spotted collection of facial hair. That looked like a beard in the maki... : focusdaily
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        I think the poor resolution/lighting makes it seem fuller than it is, or I've got some beard-disassociati... : underground banana plantation
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          There's no need to hold feelings of beard-inadequacy, if you ask me. If you're growing it, it's for a rea... : focusdaily
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            For me, I grow a beard because I'm lazy. I only shave once a month on payday, and normally try to shave t... : jbury
            • I should forward this post to a certain female someone I know... : the username you want
        • yeah, the contrast is really high, your face is dark red and the hair is pitch black : OrkO
• This will evolve into a full beard one day. And you will grow to hate it if you shave. : bld
• i hear beards are itchy but warm. : mayooms
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  What is the proper method for determining where on the neck to stop shaving? : fishbone
  • I was told about an inch down from your jawbone. : Duffman8369
• you have a really young face, like a french boy.. i think it's your eyes. a beard might help age it a bit : boring gegtik