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Daikatana Demo Review

by Maarten Goldstein, Apr 24, 2000 5:59am PDT
Related Topics – Daikatana, Demo

Something Awful's Lowtax has posted his Daikatana review, and like a lot of things on SA, it's pretty hilarious. One of the things he thinks ION was doing while they were supposed to be working: "Read / posted on Shugashack forums (ROMERO: "FIRST POST, BITCHES!!!")". Heh.





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  • JOHN ROMERO: "Alright team, I've got a fabulous idea for a game! I've been listening to what the gamers want and are looking for, and I've got some killer thoughts! This will be the best game ever created!"
    ION STORM TEAM: "HOORAY!!!"
    JOHN ROMERO: "First of all, we'll need to make our own engine. A superb engine, featuring advanced effects like T&L, dynamic LOD, curved surfaces and-"
    POD PEOPLE: "John xyblah grawh rawwwwr!" (translated: "John, you are our bitch now!")
    JOHN ROMERO: (shot by evil Pod Peoples' ray gun) "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
    ION STORM TEAM: "John, are you okay?"
    JOHN ROMERO: (slowly getting up from the ground): "I LIKE BUGS AND FROGS."
    ION STORM TEAM: "What?"
    JOHN ROMERO: "'SUPERFLY JOHNSON' IS A GOOD NAME FOR A BLACK MAN."
    ION STORM TEAM: "We quit."


    LOL!!!!!!!