Daikatana Demo Review
by Maarten Goldstein, Apr 24, 2000 5:59am PDTSomething Awful's Lowtax has posted his Daikatana review, and like a lot of things on SA, it's pretty hilarious. One of the things he thinks ION was doing while they were supposed to be working: "Read / posted on Shugashack forums (ROMERO: "FIRST POST, BITCHES!!!")". Heh.
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hahahhaa
ION STORM TEAM: "HOORAY!!!"
JOHN ROMERO: "First of all, we'll need to make our own engine. A superb engine, featuring advanced effects like T&L, dynamic LOD, curved surfaces and-"
POD PEOPLE: "John xyblah grawh rawwwwr!" (translated: "John, you are our bitch now!")
JOHN ROMERO: (shot by evil Pod Peoples' ray gun) "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
ION STORM TEAM: "John, are you okay?"
JOHN ROMERO: (slowly getting up from the ground): "I LIKE BUGS AND FROGS."
ION STORM TEAM: "What?"
JOHN ROMERO: "'SUPERFLY JOHNSON' IS A GOOD NAME FOR A BLACK MAN."
ION STORM TEAM: "We quit."
LOL!!!!!!!
Also, I read in some of the other forums that this demo "sucks" and "blows". I only have a PIII 600, so will I need more memory or more hardware peripherals to experience the sucking and blowing?
Thanks,
DukeofHaphazard