Porn For Pandas

Ohhh baby
I dedicate this to all the pretty girls
All the pretty girls
It's old
All the pretty girls, in the world
And the ugly girls too
Cause to me your pretty anyways baby
You give me your number, I call you up
you act like ur pussy dont interrupt
I don't have no problem with you fucking me
But I have a little problem wit you not fucking me
Baby you know ima take care of you
Cause you say you got my baby, and I know it ain't true
Is it a good thing? no its bad bitch
For good or worse, makes you switch
So I walk on over with my Cristall
Bitches, niggaz put away your pistols
Dirty wont be having it in this house
Cause bitch I'll cripple your style
Now that you heard my common voice
You couldn't get another nigga, your coochie wont get moist
If you wana look good and not be bummy
Girl you better give me that money
Aooow...
Hey, dirty, baby I got your money
Don't your worry, I said hey.
Baby I got your money
Yo! so I glanced at the girls, girls glanced at me
I whispered in their ear, wana be with me?
You wana look pretty though, in my video
Ol' dirty on the hat and I let you all know
Just dance! if you caught up in the holy ghost trance
If you stop! ima put the killer ants in your pants
I'm the O-D-B as you can see
Every eye, don't you be watching me
I don't want no problems cause I put you down
In the ground where you can not be found
I'm just dirt dog trying to make sum bunny
So give me my streaks and give me my honey
Radio, yes all day, everyday
Recognize I'm a fool and ya luuuuuuuuuuv me!
None of you nmph better look at me funny
Nmph you know my name now give me my money!
Sing it, sing it girls!
Just shake it right now!
If dirty want his money
I think ya'll should give him his money
That's how I like giiiiiiiirlllll
Sexy, sexy, sexy!
Sexy, sexy, sexy!
Sexy, sexy, sexy!
Sexy, sexy, sexy!
Yo, yo!
Nigga playing in the club like this all night
Bitches put your ass out let me hold it tight
You looking at my wrist saying "its so nice"
The price bitch is diamonds shining disco light
You better help me solve this problem
Or ima get this money and rob them
Lucky dig when I won the lotto
Ran up on my car for carrying
You can call me dirty, and then lift up your skirt
And you want some of this dirty, god made dirt and dirt bust yo ass
Stop annoying me, yeah! I play my music loud
It takes the bastard ol' dirty, to move the crowd
They say he had his dick in his mouth
Eddie Murphy told me that back in the house
But give me my money!

Thanks!

-Herbert Kornfeld

I wanna see some panda pr0n.

mofo.

Whoohoo! I got my 6" Selphie today. She rocks. Curly brown hair and nice bongos nunchakus.

Is this a pr0n thread? Whoops.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm doh.

hmm..i tried the same method these pandas did, and all it did was make me want to have sex with pandas.

Someone should make a tape of panda pr0n and see how much it will sell for on ebay.

-Norulez

Holesinswiss: I think scary's added another plank to our party platform....

Porno 4 Pandas

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"The X-Rated Panda Videotapes" would be a good name for a band, but not as good a name as 50 Yard Bitchfinder and the Fake Beard Repairmen.

Apologies to #6.

movin' to the country, gonna eat me a lotta pandas peaches

I heard on the Discovery News, or something, that they're also looking into to giving the panda's Viagra

Hey baby..... I'mfere to... feed you some Bamboo..
BU WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WOW (gratuitous porn music)

so they can try to ban our porn, and then make porn themselves of PANDA'Z? what the SHIT?!

Of course you realize the problem here, Pandas watch other Panda's bang - they start at it themselves. We play violent video games killing people - well, I'm sure some of those idiots in Washington will use it.

Little did we know that infact porn, not music, is the universe language.


PS.. Now someone should form a band called Porno For Pandas...

Stuff like this is why I like the Shack, you never know what you're gonna run across here.

Wonder if we can all buy a copy of those tapes for, uh, personal research...

Possibly the most ridiculous thing I've read all week :)

was this not on blues news ages ago?