Morning Discussion

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  Razzle's Rickshaw Warriors hereby officially send out the challenge to any who believe themselves worthy ... : R@zzle
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    Paging MHWBATSACNH to step forward to crush these heathens. If my boys can show up we'll show you the tru : Xanthos
    • <--- won't cross swords but will smash face tonight : r0cky143
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    Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens, Razzle. I'm game, I think. : Lexicon_Leidun
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      Calling all Monopods/Members of Drakky's Team of Awesomeness! Game time Sunday night! Be there you Murder : Lexicon_Leidun
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        I'm calling a curfew to this curmudgeonly cruft of alliteration. : c0bra
        • Damn you, nemesis! I'll get you next time! : Lexicon_Leidun
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    Note I have sent out a lengthy e-mail to all of my loyal subjects, PLEASE read it in its entirety. I ... : R@zzle
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      you mean shackmessage, not email :P : multisync
      • Don't you sass me boy : R@zzle
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  Results should be emailed to all captains or at least kgargs and me, because I have no idea who has playe... : azenmaster
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    Match numbers should be included in that email, btw. : Lexicon_Leidun
    • yes. good point lexicon : azenmaster
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  Wow, those weren't even real words there Failgargs. I'm hoping I'll have a team on late tonight, but no g... : Lexicon_Leidun
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    Wait, did your and kainen's game count as a match or a scrim? I guess we do need results sent via email.... : kgargs
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      that wasn't a match, just for play play. was just 3 of my team, psigun, and cobra : kainen1
      • gotcha, i didn't put it in the bracket .. just posted incorrectly. : kgargs
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  Lex's team won a game?? or do you mean Mcsweaterpuppets' team?? :D : r0cky143
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    McPanties.. my bad! : kgargs
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      so you beat lakren in a 5v2? that's pretty epic. was it a nailbiter? : Xanthos
      • Was pretty tough! Especially since dogby's lag was so bad that he'd literally have 5-6 seconds of lag ti... : kgargs
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  I am the bad news bears of HoN. I managed to pretty much completely screw my team over as succubus las... : c0bra
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    You, Everworm, and I may have to mix it up with some slaughter. : Lexicon_Leidun
    • doubtful. every time he plays with me we lose : c0bra
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    hey we should play you guys and you should pick succubus again to redeem yourself, i'm sure it will go we... : Xanthos
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      It was only my 2nd time playing her. I think I could manage to not suck so bad if I can get in 50+ pub ga : c0bra
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        3rd times the charm!! get it?? cause she "Charms" them... wow.. gonna stick my head in a vice... brb : r0cky143
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          A guillotine would do the world more good. Just a thought, you know, for the betterment of society and al... : Lexicon_Leidun
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            aren't you a rain cloud on a sunny day! : r0cky143
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              Hey, maybe you didn't think, but I'm good for the plants! Who cares about humans anyway? : Lexicon_Leidun
              • Plants suck! : r0cky143
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  What are the details, picks, bans, fight balance, etc? : gebz
  • We played BD and banned -> bloodhunter, swiftblade.. don't remember who they banned. We picked -> thu... : kgargs
• I wanted to spec :( : boomstickah
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  gg last night kgargs me and lakren almost beat you guys 2v5 : DrFlammable
  • uhh you weren't in the draft pool how can you play in matches? : boomstickah
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  Where's the tournament drama : fishbone
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    HoN players are a lot more mature than the typical TF2 player imo. Prolly the best natured of all game c... : kgargs
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      yeah theres nothing but love in HoN games. why can't all gamers just get along like we do : Xanthos
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        Seriously, I don't think HoN players even raise their voices or have a hint of hostility in their tone. I... : Lexicon_Leidun
        • It's true, many times I have been complimented for having nice hair and been ta'd for excellent gankes : R@zzle
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      LOL what games are you guys playing in? almost all pub games are filled with ragers and haters. honestly ... : pbwin
      • Yep. You've gotta turn your sarcasm detector back on, brother. : Lexicon_Leidun
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        its people like you that ruin our paradise of gaming : Xanthos
        • well said. : r0cky143
  • Nevermind I see it's brewing down below : fishbone
  • I GOT YOUR DRAMA RIGHT HERE, BRAH. : Moonbase Commander
• I wanna play tourney too :( : [7]kami
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  i have a team of 5 thats willing to play tonight if anyone is interested. were not in the bracket so itll... : pbwin
  • Sounds like fun. If nothing else, I'm sure I'll have 4 buddies on, maybe we can just do a fun scrim match... : Lexicon_Leidun
  • sure, just message me tonight, if we're on I'm sure we can sport 5 to play : kgargs
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    dammit i want to play - but friday nights are NOT nights for HoN. Goin out bro! : kainen1
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      My friday hon is usually more 11 PM -> 3 AM and I'm zombie'd Saturday. Saturday nights follow the same p... : kgargs
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        Your woman never wants to go out? Man mine would have my head if I buried myself in video games during P... : kainen1
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          Late nights at the bar have happened a lot less frequently since she quit drinking hah hah. Alcohol typi... : kgargs
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            Passed out from my gigantic cock thromping that is : kgargs
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              what do you mean? : R@zzle
              • Like I'll diddle her bean yo : kgargs
            • followed by hon? sounds like a perfect friday night to me. ill def add you guys to the bl and hopefully w... : pbwin
            • you gotta thromp a little faster kgargs, PRIORITIES man. i get mine knocked out by 10pm. : Xanthos
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            oh yeah, well that happens to me sorda - she passes out around 11 and I play dose videogames! : kainen1
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              this donk and fronk and dose and dat is as bad if not worse than lolcat speak. Just an FYI : boomstickah
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                why don't you shut your fronkin mouth? fyi : kgargs
                • I'm just tryin to kick up some drama and rivalry ok? get mad! : boomstickah
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                u mad? i think you mad : kainen1
                • ME MAD ME MADDDDDDDD : Xanthos
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  How was that a real match last night? Lakren said we had 2 team members there. Haha. : midgetherder
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    a 1 point loss is better than zero points for not playing a match. : Xanthos
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      that being said, i'm not going to defend lakren as being exactly the greatest strategist of his time for ... : Xanthos
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        I kinda thought it was pretty sound strategy myself. On paper at least, the propsect was good was it not... : kainen1
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          Wait till lakren sees this.. you all are in for some throat throttling if I know him like I do. : kgargs
          • it's not the first throat throttle up in dota time. won't be the last. : kainen1
        • i was gonna offer my services up to lakrens team until kgargs called dibs on me. that would have been an ... : Xanthos
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    match time was set, yall are weaksauce and didn't show. gg : kgargs
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      I asked Lakren if there was a schedule for matches and he said no. How are we tracking this? : midgetherder
      • there is not a "schedule" for when we're playing them, but there is a deadline of Nov 13? i think. Azen o... : Xanthos
  • Yeah but I gotta give credit to them for having the balls to do it and putting up some pretty good kills.... : xylothan
• i should be on tonight, tomorrow is out of the question due to halloween : m0rfus
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  Full New Hero - Corrupted Disciple (Razor) HD video! Really awesome. http://www.facebook.com/video/v... : kainen1
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    sweet. does it say anywhere about what his skills are? : pbwin
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      it's Razor from DOTA. You can look up his profile online to see, don't want to write them out. :) : kainen1
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        yeah i know i was just wondering if they changed him at all. i played dota since its beta days.. : pbwin
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          I think it's based off his more recent changes (plasma field that hits AOE in a wave 2x out then in, his ... : kainen1
          • armor debuff? damn thats a bit much on razor. : pbwin
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  Fletch's Face Cuttin' Crew is looking for a match Sunday night. Any teams available? : fletch_
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    we're trying to be (team ION4). Fletch, I'll steam msg you if I can get a crew together. Might have to... : kainen1
    • right now we have 5 (actually 6) ready to go Sunday night. Let me know what happens with your team, maybe... : fletch_
    • i say keep them all 5v5 : noobja
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  Team ION4 Match tonight? : MercFox1
  • Friday night - NEGATIVE. But Merc, did you get my email about Sunday? I want to get people together fo... : kainen1
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  HARVESTER'S TEAM will try to play a match this weekend : H@rvester
  • Let's play them all. : omnova
  • maybe if you faggots stop playing borderlands and torchlight for 1 hour we can play a game, jesus christ : Jackass1233
  • AMAZING : D45hiz
  • lies : Juno

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  its rockstar sandiego barf. people are tricked into thinking its rockstar north : spiderfill
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    I think it will be fine. Just because their previous releases may not have been up to North does not mean... : pimpium
    • I wonder if Alex Erath is still there, he was working on Red Dead Revolver at the time I was taking one o... : dravalen
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      they do some cool stuff but the latest midnight club made me puke : spiderfill
      • Different genre of course but I agree with you on that one. I didnt care for the latest MC. : pimpium
  • I think that's a good thing. : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Red Dead Revolver wasn't the worst game ever, certain parts were actually pretty fun. If they can improve... : qwpeoriu
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  god i hope westerns are the next zombie games : eeeealmo
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    i've never played a western game I've liked except Law of the West on the Commdore (old school as hell) a... : kainen1
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      call of juarez 2 was solid. not ground-breaking but definitely worth playing : eeeealmo
      • I put a couple hours into it, but it just didn't grab me : Halen
      • Yep. great engine too, no bugs and some great visuals and high framerate gun totin. : Beady
    • Sunset Riders was awesome...I think that was the one that was like contra : jnukem99
    • oh man fuck yeah I love Law of the west. I love how in that game if you shoot the doctor he disintigrates... : SonicusZ
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    I hope cyberpunk are the next zombie games. : freakynipples69
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      same here, we need a Shadowrun Borderlands. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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        I need a new pair of pants after just reading that. Bring back RPG Shadowrun. Bring back the Matrix (... : CyCo_PL
        • Microsoft killed it. :( : DianeOfTheMoon
    • Hell yes. : braaains
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    Bethesda needs to take their shtick to every setting possible. Westerns, Pirates, Star Wars/Space, Cyber... : mnsnota
    • yup exactly. an open-ended RPG set in a western by bethesda (sans gamebryo) : eeeealmo
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      They tried Pirates in Pirates of the Carrabean which started out as Sea Dogs 2... Whatever the name, suck... : TehRealPippy
      • IIRC PiratesotC/Sea Dogs 2 was only published by bethesda, not developed by them. : quartic0
      • The first Sea Dogs was a lot of fun. They need to make a proper sequal. : Tincan
  • I want a western game with zombies. : voodooraze
  • zombie games? There aren't a lot of those. I'd say most other common settings have been done more than zo... : OverloadUT
  • I couldn't agree with you more. : tomservo
  • That would rule. : brickmatt
  • Check out this trailer for Lead & Gold, which will be coming out on XBLA/PSN and PC. Not your typical We... : MaxPete82
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    Space westerns? I liked the general story of Gunman Chronicles, even though the execution was rough arou... : the archvile
    • Oh man, I forgot about that game. I don't even remember seeing it for sale. All I remember was playing ... : SkeezPimp
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  I saw this game at PAX. It looked great! I'm actually wearing their T-shirt for this game right now. : vaniah
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    you've washed it since right? what was the atmosphere of the game like? Sergio Leone's spaghetti wes... : cptstern
    • yeah, of course. I'm not a western aficionado. It felt to me like regular american westerns. We went t... : vaniah
• I'd kill for a Dark Tower game with that engine. : Lone Swordsman

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  Vendor Mod - Vendor stocks a respec potion and all the perma-change fish for your pet http://forums.runic : bipolar
  • Awesome. I'm really looking forward to the real tools. : derelict515
  • definitely gonna install the respec mod, thanks for these! : grendel
  • BTW, the font in the Tristram mod looks about 1000 times better than the stock font. Smaller too, which ... : bipolar
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    How do I install mods with a Steam copy? :S : Moonbase Commander
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      The same way you do for a non-Steam copy. Mods go to Drive:\Users\<Username>\AppData\Roaming\runic gam... : IndigoAK
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        I found running %appdata% was the easiest way but I'm also retarded. : Moonbase Commander
        • I find it funny when people post the full path when %appdata% is faster and more exact :) : OverloadUT
  • The font one is really nice. The loot hints were huge : bolneze
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    I think to get all music in rotation just copy the files into the music folder without renaming? I assume... : bolneze
    • Oh nm theyre for certain events : bolneze
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  And if someone eventually writes a shader to make the game look like this http://www.shackpics.com/files/... : bipolar
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    According to the developers, Torchlight doesn't use or support shaders. : IndigoAK
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      Ogre Engine does though, so I suspect it's able to be modded in. : bipolar
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        The only part of Ogre they used is the renderer. The rest of the engine is custom, which means they need... : IndigoAK
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          I did read a post by a dev though that said it was totally possible. : Visceral Monkey
          • Then I stand corrected about the possibility. :P : IndigoAK
  • Just my personal opinion, but I think that looks absolutely horrible. : KePoW
  • That's ugly as all sin. : dante2010
• this is the unofficial official respec mod from Runic Games themselves (if you don't want to install the ... : grendel
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  I enjoyed the demo a lot - can I upgrade to the full game and keep my character? : sonicdeathwalrus
  • I'm fairly sure you can since it just unlocks more of the game : geedeck
  • You can, all saves etc will be in the same place. : imcompa
  • yes : pancake humper
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    im getting the full version tonight. if it makes me want to play WoW again I'm killing myself and i'll ha... : Phil
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      hey phil can i get a soulstone plz : electroly
      • and a summons and a healthstone lolol. fkn warlocks : Phil
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      WoW is lame Phil don't play WoW : snuff
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        That reminds me, remember when everyone called everyone "lamer" on the Internet? : snuff
        • sort of like how epic is the new "internet" word : oHnOES
• thanks :) More excited about the Mon/Tue patch, but interested in some of these mods once I beat the game... : imcompa
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  Does this game work without logging into steam? I know some games (Company of Heroes & Evil Genius) work ... : RetroRedEyeJr
  • Don't know. I'll try in a bit and update. : bipolar
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    Yes : pancake humper
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      I lied, I just tried it and it logged me into Steam :( : pancake humper
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        ditto : bipolar
        • if you don't have it set to autolog you in to steam, it just plays in demo mode. : mwasher
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        Although if I go into Offline Mode it still lets me play : pancake humper
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          create a new character while offline, quit, and then go back in and see if the character is still there ... : mwasher
          • worked for me yesterday : DapperDan
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        That's sad, I'll probably just wait until it is available on Impulse then. Thanks for trying though. : RetroRedEyeJr
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          buy it directly from the company? They will get more profits, you can then play it offline, and if need b... : pancake humper
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            Oh i just assumed that it was only available on steam for now. : RetroRedEyeJr
            • http://www.torchlightgame.com/ : pancake humper
• hey! I am livestreaming some Torchlight! http://www.livestream.com/sothebysgaming : pancake humper
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  let us all agree to consolidate all torchlight weekend discussion in one mega thread, I don't want to mis... : ]pm[chem
  • I cant wait to get home. I am going to re-start on Very Hard. Fuck I hate not being home now. But I ... : posito
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  I dont think my "Gain X health every X seconds" gems are working. Usually, when you socket a gem, it show... : chuck577
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    Is it on a weapon? : geedeck
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      The Gain health ever second was for armor/trinket and the mana/health steals are on the weapon. : chuck577
      • This is not wholly correct. Lifesteal and regen both have to go in weapons. : geedeck
  • I've never had the +HP/sec stuff work, especially from those scales you can fish up. : JarEme
• Don't forget my Imaginary Pet mod fag lips! http://forums.runicgames.com/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=1954 : Visceral Monkey
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  What is this game? Looks like Diablo 3 light or something : snuff
  • Yep. And made by many of the Diablo 1 team : geedeck
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  Holy fuck, make your dog shoot bees from his mouth http://forums.runicgames.com/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=295... : bipolar
  • I installed it, but its a rare drop. NEED VIDEO. : Visceral Monkey
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    isnt that from the simpsons? : oHnOES
    • Simpsons did everything first : bipolar
    • "Or What? You'll Release the Dogs? or the Bees? or the Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths so When They Bark T... : Haxim
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  The game is really fucking good. I just played it for like 3 hours while I was supposed to be cleaning my... : Goncyn
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    The respec one nope, the perma-fish vendor mod I don't know but I don't think so. It's a single player g... : bipolar
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      Can you get this "respec potion" without a mod? : Goncyn
      • Nope. : bipolar

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  I've heard it won't be ready until they are about to ship retail boxes in early 2010. : melkore
  • wtf then don't even mention it :< : askedrelic
• Torchlight lewts just found this stuff http://i35.tinypic.com/9kw6er.jpg : NukemFornever
• FUCK THAT. GET IT NOW. THE GAME IS FUN :D : posito
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  i bet you could run it via vmware fusion / virtualbox : EvilDolemite
  • ^^ do this multi. You'll only be lvl 80 by the time the mac version is released in ~Feb. 2010. Then you c... : Frozen Pixel
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    I bootcamped once - Windows will never touch my mac again. Fuck that POS OS : multisync
    • win7 is fine and you'll get to play good shit like this. : EvilDolemite
    • Win 7 is just as good as OSX, and I love OSX. : Visceral Monkey
    • I agree, I haven't booted into OSX in about 6 months! : devi| dog
    • YES!!! I knew someone else felt the same way...they need Mac versions of everything instead of having to ... : SKI242
    • Why? I'm playing torchlight in Win7 bootcamped on a macbook unibody 13" and it is awesome. It's still not... : datoo
  • Runs awesome in Fusion 3. : genom
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  Hey all, I'm thinking about getting a copy for my wife's laptop (on the off chance I steal it once in a w... : one random winner
  • Netbook mode would make it plenty playable I'd think. : ateam311
  • there is a demo, and the game has a netbook mote. try for yourself. : Hoax
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    It has a netbook mode. : Marrbe
    • Thanks all of the above, I'll be trying it out tonight :D : one random winner
    • omg, netbook mode? Why oh why did I put OSX on my Dell Mini.... guess its time to load Win 7 on and vmwa... : mrazzino
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  I would like a OSX version as well. :( : g0nk
  • Rumor is Jan. : Visceral Monkey
• From what I've heard. The demo crashes a lot in Parallels, but runs great in Boot Camp. : eisencc
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  LOLOL PC GAMING IS DEAD MSYNC : boomstickah
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    WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MAC GAMING HERE, GB2A : multisync
    • MACS ARE THE NEW PC'S OMG BASLFIHDKLJHFKLA!KL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!ONEEXCLAMTIONPOINT! : one random winner
    • Is my pizza ready? : boomstickah
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  There is so much I love about torchlight... and its only $20 on steam... The only thing I hate is I don't... : Demius
  • Yea, plan to piss away a day playing the full version. : sheepraper
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  Anyone want to give me some tips? I never played Diablo 1 or 2, so I'm pretty new to this type of game. : beanman101283
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    on your pet's box in the upper left corner there's a green button with a dollar sign on it. click it and... : electroly
    • Oh dammit. I was looking in the pet screen the whole time. : beanman101283
    • And Jesus Christ, don't store important item in your pets inventory, if you hit that icon by mistake, he... : Visceral Monkey
  • Put a point into fire trap as soon as you can, you won't be disappointed. To send your dog back, use t... : Haxim
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    i am a vanquisher and i've been putting points into a couple of different skills (level 23) : ranged e... : eeeealmo
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      Is flechette trap not the most awesome thing ever? I just got it last night. : Haxim
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        yea i wish i hadn't put any points into some other shit so i could have it higher lol. it is fucking key : eeeealmo
        • You can respec your talent points. http://forums.runicgames.com/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2132 : ashkie
  • If you go ranged, I'd maxed out Ranged Mastery, Critical Strikes, Ricochet for single target or straight ... : omnova
• VIDEO Heres another video I made showing off some of the Vanquishers traps, shooting skills, and the most... : ashkie
• This game is awesome. A polished PC game for $20, who would have thought it? : ghost in my shell
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  Repost for morning crew: Torchlight trading thread. Anyone want this unique wand? http://dl.getdr... : Visceral Monkey
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    I'll snag it if no one else want it. I can't use it for awhile though : melkore
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      OK, let me upload it and give you the link. : Visceral Monkey
      • Sent. : Visceral Monkey
  • lol that is a funny idea. A little too complicated I think. : datoo
• Early January for the Mac client, is what they told me a week ago. : rudds
• i went with Alchemist and decided on guns as primary weapon. i have a rare electric skulldoom shotgun tha... : m0rfus
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  what´s the word on dual wielding vs. 2 handers vs. 1 hander and shield ? So far I´m seeing the s... : gebz
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    I've been doing 1 hand+shield because I can't seem to find any wands that are worth a crap to dual wield ... : melkore
    • how much do shields help with defense? I havent really used them yet, but their stats usually seem to su... : ]pm[chem
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      2 weapons that both steal health > shields. : Jimbo Ro
      • Once I find some wands that steal health I'll be in business. : melkore
  • I dunno, but my little Rogue is rocking shit with 2 enchanted pistols and a bunch of +fire damage gear : Magus
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  i am waiting for it to be on osx too, rebooting into windows seems like such a pain in the ass now : Mr.SEX
  • Yes I was just talking to PlanetPerfecto about this the other day...I HATE having to reboot to run window... : SKI242
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  When spells have +% weapon damage, is that any weapon or just magical ones? : Zek
  • Also, are an item's blue stats in addition to the stuff above it? : Ride-My-Rocket
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  I cannot wait for the retail PC release so I can finally pick it up. : Evil Benius
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    Why don't you like steam? Steam is good and it supports the developer better. : SpaecKow
    • I like having physical copies of my games. : Evil Benius
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  Anybody try with Crossover? Come to think of it, has anyone used crossover? : Makenxero
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    I'm trying this now...steam is updating...inside os x : Makenxero
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      Downloading the demo through steam now. Pretty crazy seeing it work outside of parallels. : Makenxero
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        Yeah TF2 works perfecty through crossover. : datoo
        • I was using Crossover Pro and it kept blowing up when steam tried to install directx. Trying on crossover... : Makenxero
• Playing the demo for a little bit....good job on the game. Now just add multiplayer :) : whistletits
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  My level 13 HC Destroyer just died :( He had just defeated the Overseer with no difficulties and had a... : datoo
  • Mine just died at 13 too I'm so sad... I beat the overseer and the first 3 glyph dungeons... only to die... : R@zzle

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  Community management, I think... : zipr
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    We hired him as a wizard. : lplasmatron
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      Call him... Tim. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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        No, no, Tim was an enchanter. Nick's new name is going to be Rincewind. : Arcanum
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          Rincewind's a wizzard. : cerealSAM2
          • True. Maybe lplasmatron just misspelled it. Community Manager for the company that owns the resurrected... : Arcanum
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      Sweet. Just don't put him in charge of turrets. : Fyunch Click
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        Nick Breckon : Head of Tourettes : nodebug
        • But only when Pyramidhead is around. : notd665
        • also: Puffins! : Schnapple
    • I have updated his wiki page accordingly. : c0bra
  • He's a people person, dammit! : phate81
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    So he's pretty much going to end up like Robert Bowling. : silverback1138
    • Four Zero Four? : Beady
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  Moderate their forum and tell people how great Bethesdas games are going to be! : GodZilly
  • and bribe forum personalities with 'early access' to the games. We've seen that stuff happen here. : scener
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    I wouldn't want to wish that job on anyone. Bethesda's forums are full of insaine raging fanboys that hat... : baron calamity
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      And he also has to deal with Fallout fans : Mecha Tofu Pirate
      • The Fallout fans have to wait in line behind all the pissed of Morrowind fans and the Star Trek nerds. : baron calamity
• He's going to make wild claims about their future games and fail to deliver them which will only serve to... : CapnChaos
• The wizard. : unholydonuts
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  I believe the job description was "An intangible set of duties that can be loosely summarized as somethin... : Dave-A
  • That could be almost anything, Dave-A! : c0bra
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  Obtaining plenty of New Vegas info for us! plz? : at0micgarden
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    You'll get info when we're good and ready. And you'll like it dammit. : jason bergman
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      just for that outburst, megaton will be blown up.... again! : jonin
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        btw, Moira called, and she's a mite annoyed to hear that from you. : Fyunch Click
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          Nah she's good. Go find her in Underworld. :) : jason bergman
          • She's lying to her slavemasters you. She also asked for SPF 40K as part of her book quest when I restarte... : Fyunch Click
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        Megaton's so 2008. We've got new and awesome stuff to blow the crap out of. : jason bergman
        • the moon, master? : c0bra
        • pty plz fewer computer-restarting crashes. :( : cerealSAM2
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      Hey.... I thought you worked for a different company?? : at0micgarden
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        I was at 2K. Left for Bethesda a few months back. : jason bergman
        • congrats! : at0micgarden
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  does Bethesda even have an animation department? : grabbie
  • Hey-0! : gooblerampling
  • lol : pancake humper
  • ooooo : Johnny Law
  • hahhahaha : aeg1x
  • 0wned!!! : CrustaR
  • ahhaha : mnsnota
  • lole : Bamtan
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    i don't get the funny, someone explain : multisync
    • The various character and world animations from Oblivion and Fallout 3 leave a lot to be desired. Most no... : sonicstorm
    • Both Oblivion and Fallout 3 has pretty crappy animations. Fantastic visuals but horrible animations in co... : GodZilly
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      most bethesda games have like the worst animations of all time. : ashkie
      • Or none, in the case of the jump. : Karnov
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      The characters in Oblivion and Fallout 3 had walks like SS soldiers, which makes Bethesda indirectly resp... : BlackCat9
      • ha : mnsnota
      • Some Fallout fans act like Fallout 3 is worse than the Holocaust. : Mecha Tofu Pirate
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        ah yes its been a while since i played fallout but yea i do recall them being stiff. : multisync
        • Even funnier is how stiff they are, until they a dead, and then suddenly they become a wacky ragdoll. ... : ovrlrd
      • hahahaha : virus
    • its sarcasm... : sikander
  • they do now, it's called id. : Fyunch Click
  • It's mostly done with Flash tweens. : CapnChaos
  • sure with theyd drop the gamebryo engine :( : eeeealmo
  • nope : JINKY
  • Well played. : emazingek
  • Hahaha : Danny5225
  • hey they hired someone, its a start! : cap n KRUNCH
  • iceburn : virus
  • He'll actually be working in the 'weird, robot-like eyes that see right through you' department. : jingletard
  • Took me a minute : nurglich
  • lol : Godhatesfatpeople
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  Basically when a game is released and there's a shitstorm over widescreen fov angles, he has to clean up ... : semaphore
  • if that was true i would have stabbed my eyes out a long time ago. : dahanese
• he's going to be President of Calendars! : zerog83
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  I hear Bethesda's hiring. Pretty good job if you've got the stones for it. : not work safe
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    I saw a forum troll the other day. Nasty little creatures. : mroizo40
    • It's the hero of TheShack! : ChibiJosh
  • lol my favorite post today : Delaric
• Much like Shacknews, he'll spend his days dealing with catty bitches. : Vangoghs Ear

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• How you doin? Looks good! : Code RedBeard
• awesome : cerealSAM2
• That's great. : sheepraper
• beam me the fuck up !! good job on the costume : ghost hacker
• you have done well! : xxx2xxx
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  I wanted my girlfriend to do this but she wouldn't. : orgcaptainnemo
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    fuck her. : orgcaptainnemo
    • eject her from your pod : Iwannaacura
    • is that like... an invite or something? I mean do we have your permission? : silentbobuk
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    Why not? :( I'm making my boyfriend a redshirt to wear to a party tomorrow but it isn't done yet. He ... : gigaduck
    • Because he knows he probably won't survive the party if he wears it. : invisible_kid
    • I wanted to buy the costumes but they were $60 for the 'new TOS' shirts. ARGH. I don't know, she wants ... : orgcaptainnemo
    • Tell him to live for today. http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/giftsforhim/bcdc/ : Endymion_
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      away team guys that wear red die, you should know this : mo13
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        I want him to put fake phaser burns in it. : gigaduck
        • haha, nice : mo13
        • you should put real ones in it instead : dantastic
    • nicely done! : mayooms
    • Ensign Ricky, HAHAAH. : metalremains
    • you should get a real boyfriend. wft is wrong with this guy? He's got a gf who actually LIKES this shit a... : edgewise
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  Wait wha? Have i never noticed you were a Seattle shacker? : Iwannaacura
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    I've even been to a shackmeet once! : gigaduck
    • Ditch you bf and go to the party with me. I'll wear a redshirt. : orgcaptainnemo
    • what : Downforce
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    Didn't u guys meet up at Pax 08? : dedgecko
    • I didnt go to Pax. Only shackmeet i went to was the one with like 8+shackers? at the bar then to junos fo... : Iwannaacura
    • Yeah, but that wasn't really a shackmeet... I was thinking of beerfest. : gigaduck
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  Set Phasers to... FUN! sorry : Phil
  • God damn it, Phil! Look at this shit! : Clasifyd
  • the hell is this : Sapiens
• fiiiiiine : drucifer
• what costume? isn't that regular shacker attire? : skelom
• In order for it to be accurate I think that skirt needs to be about half as long. : Dynotaku
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  oh shit, quick hide her from mace! : beastrabban
  • I'm going home. This thread won't end well. Have a good weekend everyone. SET UR CLOCKS BACK HURRR DEE ... : Phil
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  HAWT! : mojothemagician
  • IAWTP : hax3d
• Good job : WadeMcLain
• Cute! : helvetica
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  Hello, nurse. : Lunatic Angelic
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    They wear blue. : RomSteady
    • nerd. : zerog83
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  God Damn, you delivered without us even damanding for pics! You sir are a true Shacker. : posito
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    Sir? o_0 : hashd
    • Those lips, those eyes, those hips, oh my! That's the Shacker game! : RomSteady
    • lol uh : .ka`boom.zZz.
• wow nice :) : dromo5
• nice : ]pm[chem
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  I'd fuck you : mr.sleepy
  • knew someone would come through, just didn't know who : mmogger
  • Can I watch : Utopia
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    I thought you were a chubby chaser. : yakz
    • He probably will chase anything, it's just the chubby ones are easy prey. : cerealSAM2
  • stay classy, shacknews : jenisthebest
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    haha, knowing shacknews I think I can take that as a compliment : gigaduck
    • sleepy knows how to talk to woman. we all learned a lesson today : Utopia
    • Thats the spirit! : bolneze
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    pretty sure you just guaranteed that will never happen : Halen
    • But who doesn't like sleepy? : Lone Swordsman
    • cool, because i totally want a crack at that : fletch_
  • Sometimes to crack a nut, you need brute force. : TheArtMan
  • http://www.thecrackshack.com/ro/hitit/hit_it_i_would_go_klingon_on_that_ass.jpg : theangrywaffles
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  hbalce1 would like a word with you. http://sparklyfresh.com/gallery/SoCalShackmeet2009/pages/image/ima... : DianeOfTheMoon
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    Who is that? : gigaduck
    • hblace1 at a socal shack meet : imcompa
    • spock : ass-street
    • He's a smart dude accidentally posing as an ensign. : spazzium
• this thread delivers! : zerog83
• these replies are why we can't have nice things : dantastic
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  Thats awesome!! I made mine and Ratalon's costumes as well! http://picasaweb.google.com/dragon0207/Oc... : Galadriel07
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    Cool! I have to admit in shame that I've never watched Kim possible : gigaduck
    • I used to watch it all the time and I catch it on the Disney channel at like 1:30am sometimes. We decide... : Galadriel07
    • you should. good stuff! : RikiTiki2
• I think you are a cute lady. : pres589
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  My boss just said "Who is THAT?" : dognose
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    does your boss know you spend all your time at work on shack? : imcompa
    • He knows I moderate while on phones, I leave it when there is other work to do so he's cool with it : dognose
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  Hay gurl, how u doin? : mysled
  • go oonnnnnnnnn : Drakoniac
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    Rawr. Is it 'my sled' or 'misled'? I must know! : gigaduck
    • i also must know : RikiTiki2
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      well, it was originally supposed to be misled, but everyone calls me my-sled now, and I like it better. s... : mysled
      • My sled, my sled, talkin' 'bout...my sled! MY SLED! : Lone Swordsman
    • Continue this conversation. : persuxe
• nicely done : Cheeziologist
• You should teleport onto my pants! ;) : two50six
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  Lesseee... Theme specific euphemism: Load all proton torpedo tubes? : d fluke
  • More like FIRE EVERYTHING! : ArcKnight
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  Sexy Star Trek Costume. I bet you found that down at Girl's Costume Warehouse, am I right? : Toth21
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    thats totally what the TOS outfits were like though : pharom
    • K-Mart. Literally. : the archvile
    • Oh I know, thats clearly one of the reasons TOS was superior to later seasons. : Toth21
• Jack likes. : NastyJack
• That's awesome, kudos : Waffles!
• My wife did the exact same thing, she bought her outfit though : boarder2
• well done! Dig the communicator, too. :) : halophoenix

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  I was about to say that I'd gladly help you kill that dragon with arrows but then I remembered I 'm neari... : Malku
  • I hate those dogs, but my rapier handles them well. : brickmatt
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  I see people talking about 1-1 this and 2-1 that. Where do you get those numbers from? All I see is valle... : Code RedBeard
  • Starting from the first place you visit, let's call it world 1, number them 2, 3, 4, 5, as you walk up an... : brickmatt
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    I keep seeing people talking about this game but no one has gotten sick of it and sent me their copy yet. : Omaha
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      I'm still waiting for someone to ragequit their PS3 for a few weeks so I can play it. : mwasher
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        Hahaha I had to take a break from it and beat Uncharted 2 so now I am ready to go back for more abuse! : hashd
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          $300 investment to play one game with all the other shit out right now is just too much to swallow. :( : mwasher
          • don't feel bad mwasher. i purchased mine awhile back, as well as about 6 or 7 PS3 games, and the only th... : dopeman
          • My 360 hasnt been on since I got the PS3 2 weeks ago. : hashd
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  Demons' souls can be traded in for new spells and forged into new weapons when you talk to the right NPC.... : sevogajre
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    I need to do that, my current equipment is pretty shitty. : brickmatt
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      But if the souls from 1-1 or 2-1 don't get me anything good, then fuck it! : brickmatt
      • I think the 2-1 boss soul gets you a bow from the smith or spells. I went the spell route with it. It's... : sevogajre
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  What's the best bow? : brickmatt
  • Sticky Compound Long Bow +5. but Lava Bow and White Bow are easier to get. : smax
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  Screw shooting the dragon down, that is a complete waste of time. Making the run isn't that hard, I did i... : Zek
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    No, I can make it across the bridge in 1-2 no problem. It's easy. But I want the loot in 1-1 as well. : brickmatt
    • All you have to do is go back there when the world tendency is pure white. : Zek
    • I got it all without taking out the dragon. Just step in, let him spew his flames, then run back and gra : omnova
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  What's the proper way of killing those dragons? I can't imagine the game designer intended for you to ... : TPSReport
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    The "proper" way of dealing with those dragons is to avoid them. Watch their patterns and run across the... : walker270
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      well, there are some loot at their den area in 1-1, so how are you suppose to get those? If not killing t... : TPSReport
      • After you've beaten 1-1, the dragons will have left the area if the world tendency is white. : mechanicalgrape
• fuck i am excited to play this game. i have to finish batman first, then make my way through uncharted 2... : dopeman
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  I'm terrible at this game, I can't beat anything besides 1-1. I've tried, but I keep getting my ass hand... : jingletard
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    Go to 2-1 and use a piercing weapon, with a ranged attack (bow, magic, whatever) for the harder guys. Th... : brickmatt
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      The only piercing weapon I have is the mail breaker or whatever it's called. Is there another type of pi... : jingletard
      • I think you can get a rapier for cheap. : brickmatt
      • Buy a short spear from the merchant in 1-1. Also, there's a winged spear in 1-2 that you can get easily o... : Adm.Snackbar
      • The long sword's strong attack is a piercing one. Wait for the guys to attack, back up out of their rang... : DianeOfTheMoon
  • for melee characters, the key is to watch your endurance meter I've found. : TPSReport
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    This game seems to hate melee only characters. Ranged attacks makes it a lot more easier. : PointlesS76
    • it's pretty much this : Downforce
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      Ranged attacks makes it a lot more easier. But alot less fun. : smax
      • Yeah this is the reason why I only do melee. Sitting back and shooting arrows at something doesn't seem t... : PointlesS76
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    Do you have the Thief's Ring? It's in 1-1 and is probably the most useful ring in the game. : omnova
    • I never got that, I should go back & get it. : jingletard
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      Really? I'm yet to use it? : devi| dog
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        I sneak up on fuckers all the fucking time now. : brickmatt
        • I just blast bitches before they know wtf. I might try this sneaking. : devi| dog
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  Looks like they already tweaked world tendency. Fuuuck. : brickmatt
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    Oh god such a pain. : brickmatt
    • I love how for an entire weekend they are just like "fuck you" to their player base. That is awesome. :... : mwasher
  • You could just unplug your ps3 from the network to avoid it. : mechanicalgrape
• I just need to beat 1-4 and I'm done... fuggin false king, I almost had him and then he cheesed me to dea... : CyCo_PL

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  The achievements are pretty easy to get with normal play, but if someone needs them for whatever reason j... : dmason
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    I'd like to have a hat. : Maddog_Delphi97
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      They're both so easy to get. No need to farm : RikiTiki2
      • Cool. : Maddog_Delphi97
  • i just need the kill a spy disguised like your class achievement. I figured playing as pyro or demo would... : SolveChrist
• awesome! except i don't know if i can make it =-( : kbnerd
• b00ga b00ga!! : Maddog_Delphi97
• sweet. : Dschinghis Khan
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  Never played on PC before. Will anyone care if I don't have a microphone? Are there any extra maps we ... : Bull
  • Download the game and you're good to go. : Nitrium
  • you really should get a mic because its more fun that way : .frame
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    Bull, were you that guy that had the godlike ability to drop bombs with extreme precision in Battlefield ... : Maddog_Delphi97
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      I remember helter skelter and zibro pissing me off from above : RikiTiki2
      • I remember Ghost In My Shell owning me every. single. time as a sniper. : Maddog_Delphi97
    • No. I remember him posting here though. He was something like "The Bull" or "Big Bull" ... don't know. : Bull
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    An majority of people in the game don't have a mic or don't use it. If you don't have one you'll be fine ... : bigexplosions
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      There are only a few people who don't use their mic on the shack servers. Everyone should. : .frame
      • I need to hook mine back up so I can antagonize gnomish and his sniping spots more efficiently. : ant_hillbilly
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    Mic option. But strongly recommended. : dmason
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      Voice chat is what makes shackbattles shackbattles. Example: last night with me and d.khan! : H@rvester
      • It's have some fun : dmason
      • haha yeah, i love you. : Dschinghis Khan
      • Harvester I can't find your hole :( : sanchez
• awesome! : Flying h4x0r
• I hope to make it to this grand battle of the shacks! : .frame
• Well, was going to a Halloween party. Guess I've got different plans now. : Clasifyd
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  that holloween map is awesome : mista mista
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    I need to play it, I haven't had a chance yet. : Maddog_Delphi97
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      ghosts, new hats, crit and exploding pumpkins have made it my new favorite map : mista mista
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        If we play this map with RTD then I have a special Halloween treat for everyone. : H@rvester
        • everyone, on the other team anyway... : SolveChrist
    • there are servers that are running it 24/7 right now : RikiTiki2
• Keep it up for a few hours!! Im not off until 10pm mnt...but I need some shackbattle...crappy day. : VictoriouSecret
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  spooOOoooOoOOooky vile will be there.... MMMMUUUHAHAHA HAHA HAH AHA HAAAAAAAAAA... <creeeeaaaaaaaaak... S... : vile
  • is that you pulling your pants down? : Dschinghis Khan
• sounds like a plan : the_burd
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  Damn! if i knew, i wouldn't have made plans for tonight. :( : StolenNosferatu
  • Loser. Who has plans on a Friday night. : RyDogg1
• I will be there if I get my chili done -- and if I can get on. : zipr
• I'm heading here now to goof off for a bit. If anyone wants to cheese the achievements ill be there and h... : lokdown
• Less than an hour. : RyDogg1
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  4 in game!! C'mon fools! : watcherxp
  • Whoops, I am missing this!! : Maddog_Delphi97
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  Any admins for the server about to add the halloween map to rotation? : watcherxp
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    I'll be on in about 45 minutes : .frame
    • But I'm no admin...misreply : .frame
• I just picked this on the $2.50 promo. Are there any other servers I should be adding? : Haxim
• Darn, can't make it tonight, I'm gonna be out tonight in a few minutes. Have fun all : Sailor of Fortune