Morning Discussion

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  To disable the startup movies: Add '-nomoviestartup' to your Borderlands shortcut, and/or delete/mov... : Mikuya
  • Cool, thanks. INF'd : Mr. Goodwrench
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    wait is none of this stuff configurable in the game? I can see FOV and weaponbob not being adjustable, b... : mikecyb
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      Yeah everyone is saying vsync is not in the video options. FSAA as well, but apparently that's a limitati... : OverloadUT
      • yah probably some post processing methods or something... I've seen quite a few games that can't do FSAA... : Shadowdane
  • Also, I'm sure I didn't come across this within the controls menu, but there is a drop weapon key that ca... : Mikuya
  • God bless PC gaming : MercFox1
  • thanks for making borderlands PC friendlier :P : aethyr
  • cool, now where's the setting that keeps it from locking up with video artifacting within 5 minutes. sigh... : yacoub35
  • I'm pretty sure in WillowEngine.ini you can set the fov just by adding FOVAngle=100.000000 to the bottom ... : yacoub35
  • wow, even better Borderlands info. thank you sir! +inf : dignan
  • I need to try all of these. : Sgt_Boomstick
  • Thank you : jigstah
  • Thank you : tomservo
  • Awesome. These are great. : Ormsbee
  • Great! Thanks! : nevlos
  • Thanks for this. Some of the threads were starting to frighten me. I don't want to get home and try to pl... : Teiresias
  • Awesome. : cyclonebee
  • replying to remember for later... : inc77
  • Thanks.. Tagged for later : Reeves
  • I can't find the line that lets me disable mouse smoothing, I feel like a moron. : zombie man
  • Thanks for this, no vsync in the Borderlands option menu made me a sad panda. : acidnynex
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    Hmm. I think I messed up something here, Everything is unbound except tilde. I think since I just star... : nandu666
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      this happened to me. reset defaults from the main menu and it will fix it. : tashtego
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        Damn, the start movie is not skipable. : nandu666
        • This is really long... : nandu666
  • You, sir, are a god. : Ride-My-Rocket
  • Does anyone know how to make the sights / scope a toggle? and changing the fov worked fine in single ... : pyide
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    Adding the FOV binds seems to cause ALL other binds in the game to be reset to nothing. Anyone else getti... : sanchez
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      Does your [WillowGame.WillowPlayerInput] section have any other "Bindings=" segments? If not, try adding... : icking fudiot
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        whenever i type something in the console it's the same as pressing to to chat. it assumes it's a "say" co... : pyide
        • same here : sanchez
        • Ah yeah, my fault, I forgot by default Unreal shipped titles ("final release" mode) disables console comm... : icking fudiot
      • There were no other bindings under that part, I deleted the file, re-ran the game and it put them in and ... : sanchez
    • Add the two lines for FOV, go into the game and reset controls to default (Mouse/Keyboard works fine up u... : royalally
  • I cant believe none of this shit is viewable through a UI in game...CONSOLED GODAMNIT GEARBOX : sreyes22
  • Wow, thanks! This really really helped with my enjoyment of the game (especially turning off mouse smoot... : Begawkiness
  • ah, now if it only were the 30TH. goddamnit steam... i'm still angry : Flinz
  • I can't wait to turn on V-Sync and turn off mouse smoothing. The game just feels wrong with it on. : melkore
• nice, thanks! : pukerat
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  CORRECTION: Ignore my previous skip intro movie tip and do the following instead: Within WillowEngi... : Mikuya
  • ah, good to know. : jigstah
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  Is it possible to make the weapon zoom / iron sights / whatever a toggle key? : roushimsx
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    Most likely not - looking at the bindings for Right Mouse, it's just a strict StartAltFire command which ... : icking fudiot
    • well shit. :( My only real complaint with the control is the inability to set it as a toggle, especial... : roushimsx
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    To make zoom a toggle (courtesy of Miker): -------------------------------------------------- Within Wi... : cplturboturd
    • Well, it works, but. as a side-effect, I can no longer fire the mounted vehicle turret. Bummer. : encogen
• Thanks! : oldRivers
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  willowgame.ini: bNeverSwitchOnPickup=False If I change to true do you think it will stop the fucking a... : hirosushima
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    Most likely.. you won't hurt anything by enabling it and seeing what happens :) : icking fudiot
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      I mean it just seems really annoying to have the weapon loadout I like then i pick up a shitty pistol and... : hirosushima
      • Yeah. All I meant was worst case it won't do anything - UE3 games sometimes have bogus variables in thei... : icking fudiot
      • Don't hold E when you pick it up and it will put it in your pack. Just tap it. : melkore
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    ^^^ Anybody have a confirmed fix for this? So far it's my only complaint after getting those vid settings... : royalally
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      on xbox it only does it if I hold X when picking up a weapon. : DarkWolf5
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        This is the case on PC as well. You tap to pickup and hold to automatically equip. Took me a while to fig... : azshack
        • ah interesting, thanks! : royalally
        • alright cool. I think I will leave it turned off so i will never have to worry about it. : hirosushima
    • I just tested it by throwing a gun out and then picking it up and it did not change the loadout so it see... : hirosushima
• Sweet! Thanks! : randomjgj
• Is there anyway to bind A and D to turn the vehicle without removing them from strafe? : doctorbfunk
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  I don't appear to have the willow*.ini files. Is this for the retail copy? For steam, I have some fil... : Amlash
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    I'd leave those particular configs alone.. the Willow*.ini files get generated when you run the game and ... : icking fudiot
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      Hmm, I've played a bit and mucked with settings but no Willow files in sight. : Agrona
      • Check \Documents\My Games\Borderlands\WillowGame : nevlos
• It seems most game development studios do not have employees who are PC gamers these days. Sad omissions. : GreatGooglyMoogly

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  FOV one isn't working for me, not sure why. Vista with UAC disabled. Any idea? : sixfoot6
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    try making the bindings for F10 "true" not false. : whistletits
    • http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/showthread.php?t=78897 : whistletits
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  Jesus fucking christ. How do you delay a game a week for "PC optimization" and still have shit like this ... : Duffman8369
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    cause that was a bullshit cover to boost console sales. : whistletits
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      Steve Gibson doesn't care about PC gamers. : EricZBA
      • lol, I wouldnt say that is true. : whistletits
      • Steve Gibson hates Shack people - not really but it's still funny. : mrwolf710
    • ^^^^ : atom519
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      I am making this post for like the third time but how does this even make any sense? console games outse... : mikecyb
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        Are you reading these PC Borderlands threads? : pancake humper
        • what am I supposed to be reading? the PC version went gold a week after the console version. the delay ... : mikecyb
        • That sounds like Gearbox screwing the pooch more than people getting impatient to play a game. : MercFox1
        • Just because the game has issues does not mean that there was some sort of console sales conspiracy. They... : OverloadUT
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    because they were lying about that. nobody "optimizes" the week before retail release. : electroly
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      You are completely incorrect about that. Optimization and bug fixes are the last things to get done in de... : OverloadUT
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        A week before retail? You're telling me they were still "optimizing for PC" while discs were already bei... : electroly
        • Haha, no shit. Optimization is one of the last things...but not that late. : Sgt_Boomstick
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          No, I mean in the last week's of development. The game was delayed by the week, which means there was ... : OverloadUT
          • True enough, I can understand that. : electroly
          • They thought it meant they were changing the code disk by disk ... in crayon. : AhmNee
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          electroly you are smarter than this, what are you doing : mikecyb
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            Just so we're clear, I'm not on the "they did this to boost console sales!!!!!!!!!!" train because I thin... : electroly
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              you would be surprised how much optimization happens in the final weeks of a game's development. they go... : mikecyb
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                Last-second bug seems pretty likely to me, too. I guess if they're including that under "optimizing for ... : electroly
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                  true, and "optimization" was probably not the best choice of words, but they can't really say "oh man the... : mikecyb
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                    Haha, yeah, I guess you're right about that. If gamers misconstrue "we're optimizing" to mean "WE'RE TRY... : electroly
                    • but there wasn't a patch downloaded after the preload : alexthegreat2
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          Either it was strictly for piracy reasons, or else they discovered a crash in the SecuROM wrapper that on... : qsylvr
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            Piracy/copy protection reasons seem about 100x more likely than "really important optimizations that only... : electroly
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              I agree, but also while we're playing out this topic, I should say as a programmer that there are a ton o... : qsylvr
              • it's potentially worth noting, and I have no idea how Gearbox's development works so I'm speculating here... : mikecyb
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                That's pretty much what I'm saying. They wouldn't have delayed the release for just some optimizations. : electroly
                • Doesn't it depend on what you consider optimizing. What if instead of 'bombing out' on ATI cards as Mike ... : AhmNee
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            Ok, now I'm really curious about which game this is. : MercFox1
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              I used to work at EA/Maxis. I left a little over a year ago. That should be enough to put the pieces to... : qsylvr
              • No shit. That's very very interesting. : MercFox1
              • 250/2 or emeryville?! or a secret bunker somewhere else! : xsoulbrothax
        • Three famous little words: Day One Patch : dedgecko
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        yet another subthread with random people arguing with game developers about how games are made. :D haha : xsoulbrothax
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          also a developer -----------> : electroly
          • oh hell, i had no idea you worked in the games industry in particular, too. sorry! (really) : xsoulbrothax
  • it does suck we waited for a port of a console game. :( non-skippable stuff while trying to troubleshoot... : Downforce
• Mouse smoothing issue: bEnableMouseSmoothing=true turning it to false gives a much better mousefeeling... : whistletits
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  Developers simply lie to PC gamers. I remember reading all this bullshit about how "this was a PC game an... : freakynipples69
  • Its okay, they are better than valve and everyone else. : YerMothah
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    Changing the FOV in an easy-to-do-way is something relatively new to PC gaming. Quake style games had th... : walker270
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      wait what? people have been changing the FOV on games since quake1. : chilln
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        did you even read his post? : deject
        • I'm going to stop writing posts more a single sentence. Seems like everything after that is just wasted ... : walker270
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        Most PC games do not allow you to change the FOV. The quake engine games were an exception, not the rule. : OverloadUT
        • And while Id engines and games using them allowed it, it wasn't an simple video menu item or something. Y... : mn3m0n1c
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    I'm pretty sure they only said it would look best on the pc : chazums
    • After the community has tweaked the damned thing like the developers should have during this bullshit "Op... : Beady
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    Randy Pitchford apparently lied through his teeth, shit happens : R@zzle
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      I don't trust anything he says anymore. Borderlands will be the last game I buy from them unless somethin... : TrptJim
      • Yeah as far as I am concerned, Gearbox are fantastic console developers and most of their games have been... : R@zzle
• very useful , thank you. Borderlands will be normal : dignan
• If Willowengine.ini doesn't work try this .ini: C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\borderlan... : whistletits
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  Does this mean if you have a 5:4 monitor it is FOV 85? That's pretty normal, right? : aethyr
  • Yeah I was about to say 85 is actually a fine FOV for a monitor : OverloadUT
  • yeah 85 seems fine, I dunno. : mikecyb
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    An FOV of 85 is like watching the world through a cardboard tube. : Rooster Cockburn
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      Huh? On 5:4? What FOV do you play at? : crummynz
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        1280x1024 : TrptJim
        • Read that wrong. :x : TrptJim
• nice thanks. : hirosushima
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  Posts like these make me seriously consider getting the console version. : Thresher
  • Yeah, i hear the console version has great FOV and AA. Wat? : mlev
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    oh shit the delay worked!!! : mikecyb
    • haha now that's just mean :) Be nice, mike. Their menus are big. : silent prophet
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      lol, you can see his point though right? Personally I got tired of the config editing and driver updatin... : chazums
      • oh I totally see it. I love PC gaming but it infuriates me to no end sometimes :( : mikecyb
• That's... sad. : Nitrium
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  FOV must be under [WillowGame.WillowPlayerInput] not [Engine.PlayerInput] : TrptJim
  • OMG thank you jesus : bolneze
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    Now mouse and keyboard isn't working in-game... : royalally
    • nm reset to default, config file updated, then added these two lines. working now thanks. This game i... : royalally
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      yeah, if you put it there than FOV switching works but nothing else does! : tashtego
      • Weird, everything works fine on my end. :( : TrptJim
• Works great for me. Thanks for the tip. Though i did have to use the baseinput.ini file instead. Maybe a ... : R4di4ti0n.

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• mooglebean : moogle
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  Gamespy is still around? : MagicWishMonkey
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    Only way to play Borderlands online is with a Gamespy ID. :( : moogle
    • fucking christ :( : atom519
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      it's like they want pc gaming to die. : hirosushima
      • of course they do. once you're on a console, they're in charge. DLC, obsolescence, etc. wake up. : yacoub35
    • wait what : kaddar0
    • what the fuck - really??? steam isn't good enough? : virus
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      WAT : Home Nugget
      • seriously motherfucker you better be fucking joking : Home Nugget
    • This is an atrocity. : zebosausamite
    • Guys this is nothing new. Every single fucking website you visit these days requires you to sign up. So j... : OverloadUT
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      Wow..... how the fuck did this happen. I was teetering, but I guess I'll wait to purchase after some rev... : devi| dog
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        Dude how would this change your opinion of how fun the game is? So you have to log in with a gamespy acco : OverloadUT
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          Gamespy sucks dude. I stopped using it years ago because of the suck-i-tude. Steam rules, all my games ... : virus
          • Pretty much no third party games on Steam use Steam for game invites and such. : OverloadUT
        • This question baffles me, how would the multiplayer setup bother me on a co-op game? Besides, I'm wait... : devi| dog
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          Sorry, but any game with GameSpy better be fucking spectacular to convince me to use that god awful shit. : Mr. Goodwrench
          • It's not like you have to run the Gamespy application. : OverloadUT
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          My concern with anything with Gamespy involved is on the quality of the multiplayer. Which, if it's li... : Entity
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            But Gamespy is not involved once you get in to the game. : OverloadUT
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              So far, getting in to a game seems like a not-insignificant hurdle. : swampangel
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                Well that's unfortunate to hear. Everyone in this subthread was getting mad at the idea game Gamespy whic... : OverloadUT
                • Gamespy is the Bonzai Buddy of Internet gaming. People have a right to cry rape. : Rooster Cockburn
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          How many games have had great MP interfaces that use Gamespy? BF2 was a fantastic MP game, but Jesus C... : Beady
          • "Free" is a pretty silly term when used by people who have no idea how games are made. Sure licensing the... : OverloadUT
        • Gspy is one of the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. thats reason enough . . . : jedi_27
        • Because anything Gamespy related has been awful and bloated for a decade or more? : tomservo
    • what in the hell? : Godhatesfatpeople
    • LOLOLOL : mrvandelay
    • so we can just go to the website and register an account for the website and that's that? : edgewise
    • Wow this makes me with I didn't promise my buddy I'd go in on the Steam 4-pack deal. And this after all o... : Katarn3279
    • Marketing synergy wins again! : RyDogg1
    • wait, what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?? : aethyr
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      Yep. It's a terrible lobby system. Not to mention the lack of dedicated servers seems to make it impossib... : choppp
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        If everyone would just buy a router made in the last 8 years, this would no longer be an issue. Pretty mu... : OverloadUT
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          Well I don't really know shit about networking but neither me or a friend can't forward our ports cause w... : choppp
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            Your post confirms your first assertion. Forwarding ports to host a game server would have nothing to do ... : OverloadUT
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              Please help me do this with my airport then ：) : choppp
              • Airport routers don't support uPNP... go buy a real router! : Shadowdane
            • i also don't see why its so much to ask just for a dedicated server though. i mean, left 4 dead does it a... : choppp
    • Yeah, it's completely fucking retarded. : Ride-My-Rocket
    • Can I get a refund on my Steam pre-order if I don't play it? :| : DOOManiac
  • I miss QuakeSpy =( Yes Yes I know the evolution, but those were the days : pharom
  • If I knew it was gamespy multiplayer, i wouldn't have bought it : Sixcos
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  SymGeo Anyone else having issues connecting to or hosting games? It always times out. : noodleboy723
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    yeah. i'm wondering if its a router port issue : smax
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      ======================================== 2. Known Issues ======================================== ... : Confrustrating
      • arggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh : mysled
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        Yea, this didn't work for me.. has anyone successfully hosted a game yet? : wurt
        • Played for a few hours with my brother and 2 friends. One of them did what I posted and he got it working... : Confrustrating
      • Thanks. This will come in handy. : coyoterys
• Kaizie : oHnOES
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  you can't use steam id? : stgdz
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    That would have been a great idea! But no. : moogle
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      So you can buy it on Steam, but you have to use a Gamespy ID and not your Steam one? Really? That's reall... : Phreakin
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        DoWII is the same way. It requires Steam, even if you purchased a disc, but uses GfWL for multiplayer. : Wadmaasi
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          I was really, really hoping Gamespy was going to die sooner than later. : atom519
          • Yeah, you keep wishing for it to explode but it lives forever. : Salad Sammich
        • That's the thing. I want "less" third party sign-in programs just to play my MP games on my PC :I : Godhatesfatpeople
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        isn't there standards for being on steam? using Steam should be # fucking 1 on that list : dignan
        • No, there are not. Steam is first and foremost a digital distribution service. You can use Steamworks if ... : OverloadUT
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          It seems like the standards for being on steam is to fuck over your customers as much as possible. : Beady
          • How the fuck does this make any sense. The standards for being on Steam are the same as the standards for... : OverloadUT
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        yeah this is some fail. they might as well throw Xfire as a requirement for some other steam game : Downforce
        • my handle for this will be MegaNachos : Downforce
      • it doesn't have steamworks integration, it's only using Steam as a distribution method : mikecyb
• IndigoAK : IndigoAK
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  Gonna have to wait till I get home. I wish I could remote into my computer and play it from work. : hrdwregk
  • Little did I know I still have a Gamespy account. It is hrdwregk : hrdwregk
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  Extrahappyturtle : extrahappyturtle
  • playing right now if anyone wants to do coop : extrahappyturtle
• --> : smax
• levenimc : mlev
• AlexxDood : AlexXdude
• Khabalski : Salad Sammich
• ninj0rk : ninj0rc
• cyclon3b33 : cyclonebee
• DrZettl : DrZettl
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  HALP I launch Borderlands from steam and all it does is flash a command prompt real quick? wtf, Windows 7... : Patch-e
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    restart steam : geedeck
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      I did that and it didn't help. I rebooted and now it's working. : Patch-e
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        USE ALL OF MY CPU TO DECRYPT THIS THING PLZ, GOD DAMN IT'S SLOW : Patch-e
        • Your CPU isn't the problem, it's your hard disk. : Rooster Cockburn
• Angrytaxman : angrytaxman
• Ordan ----> : freakord
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  I think it's nyranger66, but I haven't logged in in years. : nyranger66
  • Failed : nevlos
• Inovius : Crw22
• aethyrshack : aethyr
• StGulik, i believe : stgulik
• lonepie : lonepie
• patcheee : Patch-e
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  starting a new game, friend me and join my game : Patch-e
  • aha perfect intro song : Patch-e
• yacoub35 : yacoub35
• acidnynex : acidnynex
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  Sothebys I have a game up now if people wanna join : pancake humper
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    tried, it said could not connect to host? : Patch-e
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      I will retry the invite. One sec : pancake humper
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        still wont connect : Patch-e
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          http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=21245877 : silent prophet
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            i added these ports, invite me again : Patch-e
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              make sure pancake forwards them too, or you host the game. : silent prophet
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                I will try this : pancake humper
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                  it works, me and agent pothead are sitting in a lobby right now : Patch-e
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                    pancake we are using vent, you were probably talking to yourself : Patch-e
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                      I still can't people to join my games even after forwarding the ports :( : pancake humper
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                        fuck this. Gamespy blows, we should just use Hamachi with the LAN game : pancake humper
                        • welp, putting PC on DMZ worked. I can host games until I figure out what's really going on. : pancake humper
• Sapiens81 jesus christ they could have at least used GFWL or something, what year is this : Sapiens
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  Same as my shack name, AgentPothead. : AgentPothead
  • PEOPLE KEEP ADDING ME, which is awesome thanks guys, but then you join my game and you probably think I'm... : AgentPothead
• Grolar_Bear : The Grolar Bear
• K1Bond007 : K1Bond007
• Arcanum3000 : Arcanum
• eluder25rs : [eluder]
• SolveChrist : SolveChrist
• ebustormwind : Ebu
• dignan.shack , dignan4828283 was taken :( : dignan
• dreeves87 : Reeves
• braaains Add me. I really hope that somehow we can get a game going this evening. So lonely. : braaains
• VincentGray, not that it'll work. : Vincent Grayson
• redfive-sn : redfive
• Cashh : Cashh
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  If everyone makes their lastname shacknews, it makes it a lot easier to find people with gamespy arcade a... : aethyr
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    Most of us probably already have an account though. It's a fileplanet account. : razlebol
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      I cringed reading this. : dmason
      • haha : razlebol
    • you should still be able to edit your profile and change the last name, or does that screw with CC paymen... : dignan
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  razlebol : razlebol
  • added everyone of you until froghat. : razlebol
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  creepyrottendeadite : Rotten Deadite
  • I think it was you that just tried to add me. You'll need to try again because I was backpedaling when t... : IndigoAK
• TrptJim : TrptJim
• FrogHat : Link.
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  I hate 2K so much. : Nitrium
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    lol http://www.shackpics.com/files/haha_0pdvuwm2s1epq7txgtjf.png : mwasher
    • I saw that... made me laugh. : Ride-My-Rocket
• fadetofunk : fadetofunk
• deject : deject
• deathtospam : Ride-My-Rocket
• Darkfox76 : Darkfox76
• sauerkrause : zerog83
• ErikDaRed : ErikTehRed
• sevity : wurt
• intothefray1 : intothefray
• TroZ : TroZ
• xil-reno : xil-reno
• kanixster and this timeout shit blows. did the port opening and got a friend in a game. He log out for ... : kanix
• oldRivers : oldRivers
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  Btw, where do you search for and add friends? I can't find that screen. (I'm yacoub35) : yacoub35
  • edit: nm, found it. hit "a" to add a friend... : yacoub35
• Xanthe : x4nth3
• sanchezzzzzzz : sanchez
• Helter_Skelter : Helter Skelter
• Nevlos : nevlos
• menar003 : menar003
• tashtego76 : tashtego
• Crimsonbeak : Crimsonbeak
• Sammpson1 : sampson
• MaverickOriginal : MaverickOrig

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• the dog flips over : Dravenport
• fishing line : posito
• All the puppies are in a box. The other puppies are glued to the floor. Rotate the box. : cerealSAM2
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  Fake. It's filmed in reverse. :[ : My Documents
  • You could tell by the shadows. : Home Nugget
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    http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/26620/Puppy_eating_flips_reverse.gif : OverloadUT
    • Flying puppies! : Jonathan
    • Ahahaha, it's still mind boggling, even if this isn't reversed! : thetangent
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      Haha, this is almost as good as the gymnast exercise ball gif in reverse. : Lunatic Angelic
      • that was absolutely fucking insanely hilarious. where is it?! : steve_o
      • that sounds awesome : Turd Ferguson
    • Neither way makes any sense. : c0bra
    • it's like some sort of yummy dinner break dance. : Delaric
    • clearly this is what happened : manero
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      Yo dawg...You just got served... : kelzmelzer
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        he would have gotten served, if he wasn't clearly making a reference to an older thread. : Arctic Fox
        • I was talking about the dog, in the gif. It looks like a break dance move... : kelzmelzer
    • i can't stop giggling. : dahanese
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    Look for the dogs in black who magically appear from behind the puppy and walk in reverse. : aethyr
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      ??? : c0bra
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        http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18704912 : aethyr
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          er, http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18704810#itemanchor_18704810 : aethyr
          • lol ok yea I remember that thread now : c0bra
• Not common, but some puppies and small dogs, when you try to edge them off something or leverage them, th : Lunatic Angelic
• PUPPIES HAVE DISCOVERED ANTIGRAVITY : CapnChaos
• you think that's funny, you should see it when the dog poops. so bizarre. : arcane_
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  I kept reading puppy as pussy : giant boy detective
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    pussy eating lips : MagicWishMonkey
    • I'm just saying pussy eating flips would be impressive. : giant boy detective
  • puppy willow? : dedgecko
  • thats how i read it. i was in class and i was thinking "no way am i clicking that nws link!" : StolenNosferatu
• drunkest puppy ever tries to buy more beer! der hurrr : jvox
• derrrrrrrr this little puppy was probably so hungry, he dug his face in so hard to the bowl that he didn'... : focusdaily
• black puppy decided to illustrate the principle of leverage. : steelsamurai
• lol looks like that gray pup is pushing him/her down LOL : xsii
• Helium farts. : Dynotaku
• invisible suplex : -=kodiak=-
• that was a ruff landing : Snuffles-

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• I love 6, makes getting around so much easier : chazums
• I just remapped my controls and kept playing. I know shackers always find things to complain about but th... : thrallie200
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  Sprinting works the same way on the console- you press L3 to start it, and then you keep sprinting until ... : tashtego
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    That's fucking stupid. : Arcanum
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      It's nice- it sucks to have to hold a button down and try to move around at the same time. Toggle is way ... : tashtego
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        But it's not a proper toggle. It's a stupid hack to work around console interface limitations. : Arcanum
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          Toggle = press shift to sprint press shift again to unsprint. This way if your'e sprinting into an are... : mlev
          • To be fair, it's not like it takes you long to release and press W again. No longer than it would take yo... : tashtego
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            why would you want a toggle? it'd be too much work to stop sprinting when you get surprise attacked and ... : dantastic
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              They could have done like most games with hold shift to run, but it makes less sense for this game becaus : DarkWolf5
              • in the xbox version i just hold my stick to run like most other games. it's like holding shift. so wtf ... : dantastic
          • uh, you can fire at any time. Stopping or firing your weapon/meleeing will stop the sprint. : Fayk
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          Except it's not. It's something you toggle to start, and then auto-senses when it should turn off based o... : tashtego
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            It's only necessary and relevant on the console. Using a mouse and keyboard scheme it's completely unnec... : Arcanum
            • ok : tashtego
        • no its a hack to work around running across the desert when you don't have access to your car. : DarkWolf5
        • because consoles don't have toggles (like crouch)? : multisync
        • Sprinting was the same way in the PC version of CoD4 (IIRC), and I prefer it. I like not having to hold ... : Johnny Law
    • It's awesome on a console; not so much a PC : Entity
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    Doesn't sound like it "works"... : focusdaily
    • I find it a little awkward even on the console. I would rather hold a bumper to run or something. : mikecyb
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  I'm hoping they are doing a big ol' patch that addresses all these simple issues that people are having. ... : mrwolf710
  • tell him to stfu, problem solved : dantastic
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  Oh fuck, by mouse sensitivity I assume you mean unbelievable acceleration or lag that you can't disable v... : Mr. Goodwrench
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    No i mean like the mouse sensitivity is ungodly high to start. I mean, i like mouse sensitivity high, bu... : mlev
    • Same with the 360, it seems like they didn't change a thing, on the 360 the sensitivy is liek 3/4 to the ... : SlingBlaze
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  Is the Gamespy account thing mandatory? : tomservo
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    not if you have Xbox Live :P : multisync
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      I meant for PC, cupcake! Also, add me to your 360 friends list so I can send you obscene messages. : tomservo
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        If you want to play online, it's mandatory. : mem
        • *fart* : tomservo
• My game freezes up whenever i search for games : Reeves
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  Consoled? : Visceral Monkey
  • Hahahahha MAINSTREAM'D : MercFox1
• The menus are from a console. Crappy. The field of view is head-achingly low. There's visual tearing beca... : yacoub35
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  8) hitting ESC to 'save' options. I hate that! give me an OK button or something, hitting ESC to me mea... : dignan
  • The game auto saves your character whenever you are near a green pole. actually going to a pole and using... : DarkWolf5
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    re: 7) there is a back arrow but they logically put it all the way before the word resolution. : dignan
    • i was wrong, i thought it worked but checked again and its just showing you have selected that row : dignan
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  V to melee is the same in COD4, it works pretty damn well. : deject
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    agreed - also - this is ideal if you play EDSF instead of WASD : dedgecko
    • Tribes 2 default keybinds FTW hehe or FDSA : MercFox1
    • works fine with WASD, I use my thumb to hit V. : deject
  • I just bound it to my mouse wheel, playing a berserker I tend to melee fairly often. : acidnynex
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  okay help i just cleared the outpost of bandits and claptrap is standing in front of the medical thing an : AlexXdude
  • the dude inside told you to find a switch. sometimes it's hard to hear him, though (had this happen on xb... : tashtego
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    hahah good god this is gonna be a great day to read the shack : multisync
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      this game is fucking nothing but problems so far lol : AlexXdude
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        this is why I primarily buy games for the console now, I dont have to really deal with any of this. : two50six
        • That or wait 3 months for fixes and price dropping/deals. : one random winner
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      Oh boy, I'm so fucking glad multsync is going to be around to shit on every Borderlands PC thread. You di... : Duffman8369
      • /me flips table : Mr.SEX
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    I had this problem too on xbox. You can just exit and reload. You will have to run through the start agai... : DarkWolf5
    • awesome. : AlexXdude
  • That happened to me before too, did you kill the bandits before claptrap ran over to the door? Exit and r : noodleboy723
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  I need the gamespy app ?? are we still in 2009 Mcfly? : Frush81
  • No you do not : OverloadUT
• 1 and 7 sound pretty fucking annoying : OverloadUT
• Wow. This makes me glad I was talked into buying the 360 version. : Ormsbee
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  lollin at mouse drivers. first foray into the game, I'm spinning uncontrollably. just changed resolution... : Downforce
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    I need HELP. I jump into Borderlands and immediately start an uncontrolled left hand spin. I exit and go... : Downforce
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      Do you have a gamepad hooked up to your PC? Is something hitting one of the sticks? : Gonzo
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        it looks like it might be the logitech extreme3d joystick that is sitting unobstructed. apparently I mig... : Downforce
        • CONFIRMED, presence of the joystick fucked up borderlands. unplugged, rebooted, game works now. althou... : Downforce
    • Do you have another gamepad-type device plugged in? : dpgagnon
  • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=21245426#itemanchor_21245426 : whistletits
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  Outside of #7, all of these are non-issue.... (I use V for melee because of Cod 4) : Sgt_Boomstick
  • Like i said, they're not really that bad, but they're still things that just kinda made me go Mehhhhhh : mlev
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    the fov is terrible and the mouse input and movement sucks ass from what i've been told. jumping for exam... : Hoax
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      There's a fix for FOV here: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=21244781#itemanchor_21244781 : Gonzo
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        Need to try this also. : Sgt_Boomstick
        • It helps a shit-ton. : azshack
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        Did not work for me. : Feisty Cadaver
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          Me either nothing happens. : bolneze
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            if you have the steam version alter the files located in C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\bo... : smacknca
            • ugh... : yacoub35
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              dude, those files aren't even the same in content, let alone name. this just got confusing. : yacoub35
              • you sure you are looking at the right thing? baseinput (steam folder) looks the same as willowinput (docs... : smacknca
          • Oh nm it has to be under the right heading http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=21246730#itemanchor_212467... : bolneze
  • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=21245454#itemanchor_21245454 : dignan
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  I'm getting a lot of flickering, especially in menus. it's fucking annoying : alexthegreat2
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    Sounds like a VSYNC issue. To turn on VSYNC, go to the WillowGame/Config/ folder and open WillowEngine... : Matt Burris
    • No, it's not sync flickering it's like a big polygon being drawn across half the screen for a half a seco... : alexthegreat2
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  My first impression of Borderlands for the 360: 1: It launched 2: I created a character 3: I played ... : two50six
  • How nice for you. : DrZettl
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  no mouse wheel in the menu is really lame :( : SolveChrist
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    yes i listed this above, and its only like 10 items tall (for those few 640x480 folk) : dignan
    • The game was designed for consoles and consoles are primarily used on standard definition televisions run... : Rooster Cockburn
• Welp, this game just pwned me. Crash to Desktop from a steam preload. Oh, and the gearbox forums seem... : everybodysuncle
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  has anyone managed to play online yet : smax
  • Yes, since last Tuesday. : jake
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  12) Xbox 360 controller plugged into Windows, Borderlands doesn't recognize it : pancake humper
  • now this is just silly. : multisync
  • I am going to place this stack of one dollar bills on the table, and every time you displease me I am goi : tomservo
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    Crap. I was gonna use Borderlands to practice my 1st person gaming with my 360 controller...for that ine... : mrwolf710
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      My first has been Fallout 3 (PS3)... give that a shot. I actually really enjoy playing it on console. : tomservo
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        (VATS makes it very bearable) : tomservo
        • Hmmm...I'll try it. I could see how VATS would make it better. : mrwolf710
  • It recognizes a 360 controller, it just doesn't change the interface to match the 360 version. You can... : IndigoAK
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    that sucks. why are you trying to play this with a controller? : atom519
    • Because it's obviously tuned for one? : IndigoAK
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    to be fair it's not GFWL, so it has no reason to implement that (though it is kind of lolz, it's such an ... : mikecyb
    • It's the same native API (XINPUT) on both platforms, and it's in the DX SDK and the G4WL SDK. : jake
    • It's UE3, I develop with the engine every day, if they support X360 as a platform the PC build supports t... : icking fudiot
  • wired controller? : dignan
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  Monolith is the king of insane mouse speeds. I always had to play their games on "0" and it still was cra... : Dynotaku
  • Yeah, I remember having some fucked up mouse speed with the NOLF games. Those were the days ... : Matt Burris
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  Borderlands tech support - My buddy can't even run the game after downloading it for Steam. Basically he ... : Godhatesfatpeople
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    Video driver update maybe? : tomservo
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      Yeah, I just found this: Problem #3 [IMPORTANT! ] Borderlands(PC) Nvidia Problem (crash, freeze or it : Godhatesfatpeople
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        yo, I have the same problem. I'm using an ATI 4870 though. I'm getting all of the files again though,... : everybodysuncle
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          The preload info is all "garbled" cause it's encrypted. If your txt files were still all fucked up it's c... : AgentPothead
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            I did the first two, but I didn't know about clientregistry.blob. I'll keep that in mind for next time, ... : everybodysuncle
            • Ok it looks like him updating to the latest Nvidia drivers helped and he can play it now. Even though the... : Godhatesfatpeople
      • hahah mine crapped itself on an old 174 or something i was running that ran every other game just fine. i... : yacoub35
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  Sounds like that week of "PC optimization" really helped out. : atom519
  • I know, right? : The Grolar Bear
  • It's running pretty well on my Athlon64 3200+(2.2GHz), 7800GS, 2GB RAM, so I think they did alright, with... : acidnynex
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  13) pushing USE button reloads.... reload button reloads, why make USE reload also. 14) the world se... : dignan
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    13) It's the same button on the console, maybe you can rebind them. : chazums
    • no, theres a bind for USE and a bind for RELOAD. USE also does something for vehicles. I have both boun... : dignan
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    13) probably because use and reload are the same button on the xbox : riptyde
    • completely logical since this was a PC game ported to consoles, oh wait... : dignan
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    13 drives me fucking crazy when I'm running around trying to pick up a health pickup in the middle of a f... : tashtego
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      Or you're holding it down to pick up all the health/ammo/money in the area, and it swaps your level 20 co... : Rooster Cockburn
      • i hate when that happens. : riptyde
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    Usually GPF's in games happen because of overheating. Make sure CPU/GPU/memory aren't overheating. Stic... : Matt Burris
    • Some configs GPF with the unreal engine. UT3 is the only game I've ever played that has managed to actual... : Beady
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    In SiN, the use key reloads the weapon. There was no "reload" key in the game. : the archvile
    • Borderlands : Reload motherfucker! : dignan
• Consoled...glad i waited to buy...and will still wait to see how this all pans out. : sreyes22
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  lol, I pressed "Join Game" and it locked up the game and my computer when it was loading the list of serv... : AlexXdude
  • Jesus Christ : Godhatesfatpeople
  • Yeah it takes forever to refresh the server list, and I don't think you can even scroll past the first "p... : contentious roy
• I'm half tempted to pick this up, but I really feel like the smart thing to do is to wait. I just have a... : valael
• Just had my first crash to desktop. Awesome. : hirosushima
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  Haha, holy shit, this game sounds like a piece of shit on the pc. : Visceral Monkey
  • so far i'd have to say that's exactly what it is. once you manually fix the fov and other issues, it stil : yacoub35
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  Hows the singleplayer? I'm one the fence for this one, and i dont have anyone to play it with me :( : theamazingrand0
  • Dude, you should be able to find shackers on Steam or Live. I love the SP. I admit being such a gear sl... : Lightzout
• The videos are unskippable when you make a new char on the console too. As for the controls if you have ... : Lightzout
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  I like how Randy Pitchford was bitching about Valve being gatekeepers or whatever his retarded point was,... : grendel
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    i am not signing up for a Gamespy account to play this game online : grendel
    • have fun playing by yourself over in the corner. : deject
  • I think you missed his point. I guess you won't play online. : crummynz
  • Maybe he thought there weren't enough gatekeepers? I don't know. : the archvile
• I found a shotgun that shoots rockets. This game rules. : Helter Skelter
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  Can't run the game. Try to run it, a command window pops open for a split second, then closes. That's i... : Ride-My-Rocket
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    I had the same thing happen. Shutting down Steam and restarting it fixed it. It only happened right after... : azshack
    • Restart Steam, or the PC? : Ride-My-Rocket
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    Have an Nvidia 8800GTS, running 182.08 : Ride-My-Rocket
    • UPDATE: Rebooted my PC, now it's decrypting. : Ride-My-Rocket
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    That happened to my friend. Then he updated his nvidia drivers. : Godhatesfatpeople
    • ..which coincidentally required him to restart Steam, which was all that was needed to fix that error. : mem
  • yeah reboot PC (or possibly just steam) : sixfoot6
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  Well the single player is fun I guess, but the multiplayer is completely broken right now. : phate81
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    broken how? : ashkie
    • In that it doesn't work at all. : Vincent Grayson
    • Server list needs to be refreshed each time you disconnect from a server. Takes for-FUCKING-ever to refr... : Ride-My-Rocket
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  i turned mouse smoothing off in the input.ini and i swear it felt better after that. : smacknca
  • It does help a LOT : phate81
• You forgot an obvious one: Not being able to actually Save the game when you want to, so when the game cr... : yacoub35
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  CONSOLED...what a shame :( : ElPopo
  • This thread made up my mind. : IHATEDUST
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  I think 6 is a console convention (FEAR 2 had the exact same thing), so you can press "sprint", then be a... : the archvile
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    it's as though the developers don't pay much attention to keyboard/mouse anymore. You say that is if ... : SpaecKow
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      If you make a PC FPS, expect the keyboard/mouse to be the dominant control scheme, as that's the most pop... : the archvile
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        Because they want you to play on consoles. Because PC business is a liability apparently. : SpaecKow
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          I'm not sure if that's supposed to be rabid agreement or sarcasm. : the archvile
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            Can't it just be normal agreement? :( : SpaecKow
            • Yeah. Sorry, but whenever I start complaining about the PC FPS platform getting no respect, that tends t... : the archvile
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    Is it a Steam release? As in, it requires Steam if you buy a retail copy? : crummynz
    • I don't know, so if it doesn't require Steam authentication, the GameSpy ID tie-in makes a bit more sense... : the archvile
• The fucking Skag dens are awful. : IndigoAK
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  I used the config to get vsync and the fov 100 working, then remapped buttons and its great. : sixfoot6
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    Should I do the FOV thing if I have a normal 1280x1024 screen? : Ride-My-Rocket
    • I have a 4:3 and went to fov 100 to get better situational awareness in close (playing brick) : sixfoot6
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    remapped which buttons? : dignan
    • I just mean rebound q to skill, l alt to crouch, grenade to mouse thumb etc etc : sixfoot6
• I am pleased to announce I got it working. Level 11 so far (gamespy: Meganachos) what's awesome? soldi... : Downforce
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  It's like the shack is having a collective breckonsigh : aeg1x
  • Gamespy...more like gamesighhhh : mattavius

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• I do, when i only want to get 20 minutes worth of frags in : sreyes22
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  When it was first released, yes. IMO valve killed the fun of TF2 with all their unlockable shit. ... : Rigor Morts
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    No they didn't. The end. : Godhatesfatpeople
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      I agree with one of you. : Maddog_Delphi97
      • I agree with both of you. : crummynz
• me? : StolenNosferatu
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  Everyone who matters. : omnova
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    No such people matter. They are the dregs of society. : CRasterImage
    • You don't matter. : omnova
• not me. I'm all for some L4d action now. : jonin
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  Me! Mostly because my PC can't cant play Left 4 Dead :( : Creepin_Jeezus
  • Why can't your PC play Left 4 Dead? Is it a framerate issue? : Maddog_Delphi97
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  Well I don't see anyone playing either right now. Screw you guys. : aggressor
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    it's all borderlands tonight from the looks of my friendslist : jonin
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      I might play TF2 tonight. Especially if House MD is not on Fox tonight! :( : Maddog_Delphi97
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        Now why the fuck would House not be on tonight????????? : Godhatesfatpeople
        • pre-empted for my televised birthday party : ass-street
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          I dunno. Apparently FOX decided to not show a new episode tonight. The same thing also happened to Fr... : Maddog_Delphi97
          • Awww no fucking way :(((((((( : Godhatesfatpeople
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            they are so in shock from not having a game 7 that they screwed the whole thing up tonight. : jonin
            • lololol : Maddog_Delphi97
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            DO NOT LIE : Jikim
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              I'm not lying! I really don't know! :( : Maddog_Delphi97
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                I mean, I don't know why they're not showing an episode of House MD tonight. :( : Maddog_Delphi97
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                  omg. you weren't lying. but its only half true. not only are they not showing this monday, but the NEXT m... : Jikim
                  • Damn that world series! : jonin
                  • Yeah, kind of pisses me off! : Maddog_Delphi97
          • I only watch House on Hulu now, so I'm always 8 days behind the latest episode. : thecatinthehat
• Me. : dmason
• I would rather play a good TF2 game than just about any other game ever released. I heart it infinitely. : vile
• I'm not sure. Gimme the soldier unlocks and we'd be talking. : ass-street
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  Fuck Left 4 Dead. I spent literally 40 minutes trying to play a game of L4D with my friend in vs. We just... : OverloadUT
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    Then choose "Official dedicated servers" next time in the settings. : Godhatesfatpeople
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      ohshit I swear I had looked for something like that. What are the other options? Is there a "best dedicat... : OverloadUT
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        Damnit I bet you are right and that would have fixed all of my problems arrrrghghghhh damn my stupid brai... : OverloadUT
        • heh it's okay :) : Godhatesfatpeople
      • When you set up a server. At the bottom there are 3 choices to choose from. : Godhatesfatpeople
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    its a shame really that L4D doesn't give you a server list :( : Jikim
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      A server list would not have helped. I have the same bullshit issues with TF2. At least 75% of the server... : OverloadUT
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        don't they have tags that say whether they do or not? : Jikim
        • I found it to be very unreliable : OverloadUT
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  Can I choose neither? =\ : InfoBiter
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    Would you pick an alternative like counterstrike source? : Maddog_Delphi97
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      What are the limitations? CS:S does not rank that high on games I would choose to play. Hell the on... : InfoBiter
      • A lot of shackers played WoW, but got bored with it. : Maddog_Delphi97
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      did somebody say CS:S? : _jon
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        CAW!! : ass-street
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          CCAAAWWWWWW : _jon
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            Oh wtf, I might as well play then! : Maddog_Delphi97
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              3 on dallas :) : _jon
              • 69 on your mom, aww yeah! : Maddog_Delphi97
• Yes sir. : devi| dog
• i'd rather play neither. both have had their run : dantastic
• PROP HUUUUUUNNNNNTTTT! : IcomeINpeace
• borderlands is the new hotness. sorry MD : RikiTiki2
• i'd rather repeatedly punch myself in the balls than play tf2 in it's current state : synapse19

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• you have too much money : drucifer
• smoke weed : ass-street
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  I've always found this behavior intolerable. You should break things on your head, perhaps it will calm ... : devi| dog
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    Yes, hurting yourself is so much more healthy than taking our anger on pieces of plastic : fotografico
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      His point was that he wouldn't do it again. Breaking intimate objects just means you are emotionally ... : JohnnyRey
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        Breaking intimate objects A great way to get in trouble with your woman. : jimmy-buffett
        • She should be glad it's not her. : SockMonkeh
      • i hate it when i break my intimate objects. : ghost hacker
      • I'd think breaking animate objects would mean you're mentally unhealthy, and that breaking inanimate ones... : Rooster Cockburn
• you're a baby : chazums
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  If it's interference, change bands. : jasonepowell
  • ^ Also, microwave radiation messes with wireless, not sure if you were nuking a turkey or if there may be... : acidnynex
• sounds like you never got your ass whooped as a kid when you broke other people's shit. : dedgecko
• Anger management issues. : JohnnyRey
• It just means you're impatient. I spent about 3 months getting a wireless bridge working the way I wante... : spazzium
• It means you need to get laid more : Godhatesfatpeople
• use a wired network then? : retardhumper
• Clam yourself. : pun][sher
• My boss buys the most pathetic and cheap keyboards. We're lucky if the spacebar works on these $3 pieces ... : Entity
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  I masturbate furiously and watch Dragon Ball Z and watch Goku Go all Super Saiyan when I cum : posito
  • http://b.mektroid.net/i_came.jpg : Godhatesfatpeople
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  It's a wireless network. Why does it have so much control over you? : J4NUS
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    Because I work from home and when it constantly cuts out I can't make money. I'm going to have to hardwir... : fotografico
    • Wireless is nice for iPods and netbooks but I personally will always run cable when at all possible. So ... : electroly
• It means you're a frustrated nerd : Drewus
• Wireless networks feed on your rage. Starve them into submission. /couragewolf : Fooldozer
• There is some sort of interference that can't be solved by using different routers, channels, firmware, e : twostar
• haha, wireless sucks. real men run cable. : NexusOne
• maybe you need some of mace's meat in your mouth. : shyguy74
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  Windows 7 on the entire network has made the wireless computers VERY happy. : capt tripps
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    Yeah, networking with all Windows 7 in a home network is pretty sweet : OverloadUT
    • Coming from a setup with XP, Vista, and 7 Beta, it's like a beautiful handmaiden showed up to wash my bal... : capt tripps
• working in a trading office where people make and lose money all the time, this is perfectly okay behavio... : handofthrawn
• LOL nerd rage. More like idiot rage. : soggybagel
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  you are actually angry at yourself, and feel like you need to punish yourself by breaking something that ... : spiderfill
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    Hmmm maybe. I like this explanation. But I'm unsure because it was my ex-girl's keyboard : fotografico
    • oh ex-girlfriend's? then its obvious. its due to latent homoerotic tendencies : spiderfill
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  was it an IBM Model M keyboard? : stoned wallaby crop circle
  • I'd be impressed (and saddened - a strange combination) if that were true. : SiW.
  • Impossible. : owly
• Man-child. : systatic
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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8pR1rZZHEs : eums
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebXGB4189io : Drewus