My Baby 2 Trailers: The Toddler Bathing Game

Remember when you had a kid and they started to walk and you freaked out and left only to come back a couple months later? No? Because Nobilis says you're lying. "Last time you saw him he just made his 1st steps and today, in My Baby 2, he's 15 months old," reads a rather worrying press release from the publisher. But don't worry, you're here now, and that's what matters--provided you foot the eventual therapy bills.

On the plus side, the "baby life simulation" sequel packs "New cool features, amazing and improved A.I., enhanced graphic engine ... EVERYBODY WILL FALL FOR HIM!" That's an exact quote, by the way--no clever editing or use of ellipsis here. Honestly.

And don't think you can weasel out of this by moving, changing your name and/or pleading ignorance. It's coming to Europe (as "My Baby 2 - My Baby Grew Up") and North America (as "My Baby First Steps") this November. Be ready to be responsible.