Morning Discussion

Knowing what to do on a Tuesday is always difficult. Should be at a loss for an activity today, I have compiled a lost of traditional Tuedicular activities you might find helpful:

  • Drunkely roar sea shanties as you power a pedalo around the local park pond.
  • Double dog dare complete strangers.
  • Reorganise your hosiery drawer (or hosiery closet, should you be so lucky).
  • Dispatch War Rocket Ajax to bring back his body. Whose? That's your secret, pal.
  • Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
  • Exchange heads with various animals in a series of riotous teleporter accidents.
I wish you a most pleasant Tuesday, no matter what you decide to do.