What does a Friday in the USA entail? Should I be riding around in a pickup, hollerin', hootin' and shootin'? Do I watch your awful, awful sitcoms? Perhaps parking myself on the porch with a six-pack of Budweiser is the answer. I could always sit on a bench outside the grocery store with a forty of malt liquor, that certainly seems popular. Do I get wasted at a rubbish club then behave inappropriately with a minor? Go line-dancing?
Today is Friday, if you hadn't noticed, so answers on a postcard please. Thank you.