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  You won't regret this guys. : dognose
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    Dog, have you checked out CPU magazine? its the only one that trumps Maximum : dignan
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      Never seen it, and find that hard to believe. I have *loved* MPC since it was called Boot : dognose
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        check it out, its prob the best PC mag i've ever read : dignan
        • I will look for it, but if you are right i will be sad. I trust MPC and only MPC and hate new things : dognose
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  How long is that subscription? : prime8
  • 1 year : sumo-hacker
  • 12 issues/one year, 2 years available. Probably not the sub with the utility and demo CD but still worth... : dognose
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  how does this site work? who submits the deals? : mwasher
  • Hobbits : sumo-hacker
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  Is your site like supertangas? Only less super? And singular? : Dave-A
  • My first thought, too. : davantalus
• I bought a 1-yr off Amazon for $10 a few months ago, and it's still well worth that price. $4/year isn't... : Ride-My-Rocket
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  Inf'ed because MPC is valuable to PC gamers with hardware love, and they have game reviews in the back : dognose
  • Also as an IT support guy I find it valuable for Windows tips and tricks I did not know of : dognose
• thanks for letting us know, I finally found something to buy with my remaining 4.50 in my prepaid debit c... : bluewagon
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  US only i presume? : johnny rotten
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    I hope not. sumo can I use this for an Australian subscription? All the mags here are crap. : dafugg
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      What's wrong with Atomic and PCPP? : Big Luke
      • Both mags have poor writing. They commonly contain spelling mistakes, grammatical errors and oversimplifi... : dafugg
    • How about us Europeans? : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Rad, thanks for the heads up. : Chris Remo
• That's your site? Awesome. I got 3 years of espn mag for 9 bucks and a pugs not drugs shirt. Gimme some f... : Pacalon
• I like the "super" version of your site : Cheeziologist
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  Yeah Maximum PC is worth every penny at $20/yr not at 4 I think I'll buy my dad one. : dmaownsyou
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    You know what? My stepdad would love this, thanks for the idea. : dognose
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      Can we ship to a different address? I don't feel like signing up and clicking through this evening. : dognose
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        Yep. Name and shipping address can be different from billing. Just ordered my dad 2 years. : dmaownsyou
        • Awesome thanks. I will do this when I am awake. I'm not right now. : dognose
  • *now at $4 : dmaownsyou
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  Will this just add on to my current sub? : RyDogg1
  • "If you ordered a magazine that you already have a subscription for, the publisher will be adding on addi : RetroRedEyeJr
• Cool! I just bought a 2 year subscription. Mine had just run out this month. : angrytaxman
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  thought this was going to have to do with thongs & bubble butts, was disappointed : Majuju
  • This is better : dognose
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  For those of you who don't know, this mag uses a sense of humor to keep you interested. It is staffed by... : dognose
  • I agree. I'm a subscriber too and enjoy their monthly dosage of goodness : jigstah
  • DMA = DRM btw fml : dognose
  • Also, Will Smith writes for them! He's a little less black, though : Danny5225
• For $4, why not? I'll grab this deal. : DHAvatar
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  I got the 2 year subscription for $7.98 with that code, thanks! : jlboyd132321
  • Same here. That's a heckuva deal. : Dechter
  • Me too. I think we win. : Ctrl-Phreak
• Sold. Slick site also. : megarust32
• Aww crap, only for the USA :( : posito
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  All done? Can't get it to work. : airrob
  • Nevermind! : airrob
• Better than my Rolling Stone subscription. : Orange Pylon
• Picked up! Thanks broski! : Trips
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  No offense but supertangas.com is way better than tanga.com : skunk_ape
  • hence, "super" : skryte
• wow $8 bucks for 2 years? Hell yah! Thanks! : zuff
• ordered, thanks! Passed the site onto some friends as well. : prime8
• just added 2 more years to my subscription : quazar

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• i enjoyed it but it wasn't the two hours blowjob the internet made it out to be either. : [fry]
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  Careful, if you express an opinion against this movie you're either racist, too dumb, too smart, expected : BingusLargus
  • Lol beat me to it. : freakynipples69
  • I will choose 4, expected too much. : HisKillSkill
• Because it was different. : Trips
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  Because it was. : -efx-
  • no, it wasn't : ShadowRam
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  How dare you : d fluke
  • I haven't actually seen it yet, have to wait until the end of october before it hits cinemas here :( : d fluke
• lol, i've been in south africa when the aliens landed. it happened JUST LIKE THAT! : radula
• It's not your fault. Blame Michael Bay. : natural born chaos
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  I do think it's been a bit overrated, but I have to ask - what sci-fi movie in the last few years was bet : Arceihn
  • exactly this right here. : unjustend
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    star trek a couple months ago was better : Jackass1233
    • signed : [fry]
    • yep : silent prophet
    • Yes, this is true. : abrasion
    • No, not at all. : Arcanum
    • I wouldn't agree at all. While I thoroughly enjoyed it, Star Trek was an action movie more than it was sc... : Arceihn
    • you mean dawsons creek in space? : Turd Ferguson
    • correct : Patch-e
    • Not really, Star Trek was great but not as good as D9 : sikander
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      Star Trek was good but I felt it was just a rehash of same old same old with better fx and hip smartaleck... : fathertime
      • ^^^ This. : Arctic Fox
    • If the Scotty in the water pipes scene wouldn't have been in Star Trek, I would have agreed. : mace
    • Indeed. I can't wait for Blu-Ray glory. : Wolfanoz
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    Moon from a couple months ago : MoreVespeneGas
    • Moon was excellent, more people should have seen it. Just really tight, interesting, clever movie. : node
    • It's not out here for another month :( : Arceihn
    • Haven't seen District 9 yet, but Moon was great. : Eric2025
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    Transformers 1 and 2 MUAHAHAHAHAHaaaaa : voodooraze
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      This is the first and last time I'll ever agree with you. Optimus Prime, fuck yeah! : ateam311
      • RIP Optimus Prime : Slowtreme
  • I think children of men was better, but i still liked district 9. : Turd Ferguson
  • Star Trek, Moon, Sunshine (that "sun is dying " movie). : freakynipples69
• It is good, not near the greatest but it's up there with the good crowd, top 20 sci fi films perhaps. : abrasion
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  It was so slow paced, I felt like it was climaxing like 5 times, yet it never came :( Now I know how t... : nubitup
  • I'm sorry to hear about your ADD. : unjustend
  • It was a great movie, you frigid bitch. : gooblerampling
  • The sequence with the powered armor wasn't what you would consider climactic? WTF : Wadmaasi
  • Er, what??? : CrustaR
• Because we've had so many really shitty science fiction movies that the bar has ben lowered. : baron calamity
• you know what the odd thing was? i watched the entire movie not even thinking it was a sci-fi movie... : vassili_zaitsev
• Put me on the "did not love" list. It was entertaining but I wouldn't call it great. The cg was nice bu... : Sludgehead
• I listened to the hype for 2 weeks and finally went and saw it. It was pretty good :) : MuteMode
• Personally I think that award goes to Moon. D9 was tied with Star Trek for second best sci-fi movie this ... : at0micgarden
• I didn't watch it expecting the coming of Jesus and thought it was pretty good. : CrustaR

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  Vegemite is an Australian food paste made from yeast extract. Well that sounds delicious. What does it... : [fry]
  • dark beer left out in the sun until it turns into a thick spread. and salted. : radula
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    you can't really compare it to anything... it's unique! As an aside, I'm enjoying the condiment sprea... : aeg1x
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      don't even get me started on miracle whip. if mayonnaise were to start sucking dicks and wearing dress... : [fry]
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        fuck you miracle whip is great : Sapiens
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          While I agree (and previously alluded to other strange tendencies) it is not, in any way, mayo. : one random winner
          • oh i agree, i'm not saying it is a replacement for or better than mayo, but it is a perfectly awesome con... : Sapiens
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        fry, my wife thinks miracle whip is where its at. I'm probably getting a divorce. And she sneezes ... : geedeck
        • I am also a loud sneezer (sometimes). It can be theraputic. : c0bra
        • i sneeze loud and i've scared people before :( : vov1n
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          HOLY SHIT. you know how when people sneeze they have one or two, maybe three in extreme instances? wen... : [fry]
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            though if i'm going to be honest i have to admit i'm an obscenely loud sneezer. they're deep, loud, almos... : [fry]
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              sneezes are like little orgasms of the face that you get to do in public : [fry]
              • i verbalize those bitches, too. i can't seem to help it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... : [fry]
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            I'm going to burst the bubble and say that my coworker has sneezy fits too! Once he starts he's going for... : helvetica
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              when i sneeze there's about a 75% chance that i'll follow it up with one or two more! i've also hit i th... : Mr.SEX
              • Do people get concerned when that happens? It scared me the first few times I saw it happen, it sounded s... : helvetica
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            I totally have those actually. It's really unlikely I'll sneeze once, 3 is more likely, but its gone long... : geedeck
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              s/library/librarian : geedeck
              • irc represent : [fry]
          • My wife is the exact same way. She always has at least 4, usually 5. : kingdok
        • A woman here squeezed so hard she broke a blood vessel in her eyeball and now that eyeball is red. : helvetica
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    The bottom of a brewhouse's dumpster. : c0bra
    • Brewers and distillers don't throw a thing away. If it isn't used for some yeast extract, it is burned an... : steauengeglase
  • it tastes like shit, Promite is where it's at : red2lucas
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  No one lives in your country. : Trips
  • I do! : Arceihn
  • Me too : gimpness
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    this is great because it works both as a joke and as a threat : PlanetPerfecto
    • hahaha, it's true. : zakazi
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  A pikelet is a type of pancake or some form of crumpet. : .sticks.
  • According to http://www.wikipedia.com : .sticks.
  • pikelet = small pancake : Arctic Fox
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  The biggest trick the devil Australia ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't people like Vegemite... : nunami
  • it does exist...we had proof at QCon : devnullgt
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  What's better: marmite or vegemite? : Perturbation
  • Vegemite by far : Arctic Fox
  • vegemite easily. marmite is ok tho. however promite sucks. : even4
  • I'm not a big fan of vegemite. : marmite
  • Never had Vegimite but spread a little Marmite every now and again. : guyver-za
• Did you say vegiemite with piklets? Tasywheat I like you, I've drunk beer in actual real life with you bu... : abrasion
• A pikelet is a small pike. http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-02/pike-swallowed-by-cormorant.jpg : c0bra
• Is Vegemite really salty though? I mean certainly there's saltyness, but also is there not bitterness, so... : SpaecKow
• Vegemite is fucking bullshit. Fuck it in its fucking shithouse head. : Afterglow

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  Ever played Diablo? You would of been pissed. : zuff
  • Why do you think I'm disappointed. : tree8
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    Diablo was released in 1996. Even Diablo 2 had more of a trading interface than that. : derelict515
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      Yeah, and I'm fairly certain Diablo 3 will have a more sophisticated loot system than Diablo 2, because m... : FlatlineDixay
      • Eh, that parts fine really. Could be better sure, but not having any trading system beyond each player dr... : derelict515
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        I'm pretty sure loot is assigned to you in D3 and you only see your loot. : Wisp!
        • Yup, you only see your own loot and you can't take loot that is intended for anyone else. : Serpico74
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  i thought i remember hearing an interview where Randy said that any item you see is yours and only you ca... : RetroRedEyeJr
  • That part was out of the podcast about 10 minutes in, but now that you say that I seem to remember that t... : tree8
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    I've heard this too. You can also see in the demo all the loot that drops belongs to the person playing, ... : zuff
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      We might be confusing it with diablo 3 actually. I can't seem to find any hard answers about loot in bor... : tree8
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        In all the gameplay videos I've seen the loot has been dropped for that player only, and no other players... : zuff
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          This is definitely not true. : Reeves
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            Please prove me wrong then : zuff
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              I don't have any definitive proof of anyone saying that loot is not dropped for each player individually,... : Reeves
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                Yah I just listened to that podcast and he did say they killed a boss and they all had to race for the lo... : zuff
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                  I don't like instanced loot at all. I think it takes away from the experience. I love the thrill of havin... : Reeves
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                    Sucks for all the snipers, that's for sure. How are they going to have a chance in the mad dash for loot ... : pyide
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                      I see it as a sort of challenge. I'll be playing the hell out of this game, and the last thing I want is ... : Reeves
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                        And after all, the harder it is to get something, the more rewarding it is once you get it. : Reeves
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                          it's not about being harder, it's about being imbalanced : derelict515
                          • An imbalance provides a challenge. You don't have to play from afar if you don't want to. : Reeves
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                          Come on, there is hard and then there is frustratingly stupid and unbalanced. A sniper's role is to pick ... : pyide
                          • I completely agree, but it doesn't bother me and is not frustrating to me at all. If an awesome item drop... : Reeves
                    • this is the biggest problem. Like in D2 as a caster class you'd still end up having to run up into the bo... : derelict515
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                      Well if you're the only sniper in the group I'm sure that you could ask your teammates to give you the he... : zuff
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                        this naturally occurs, as the sniper on a team is generally the one with the highest sniper specific stat... : dopefish
                        • Hope it works out that way. People for the most part are lot more childish and selfish on the internet th... : Reeves
                        • Ultimately this has nothing to do with it though, people still have to pass around loot that doesn't fit ... : Zek
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                      Thinking about it a little bit, if you watch the gameplay videos (mainly http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x... : Reeves
                      • Very good point, sir. All in all I think that this drawback in the loot system is only a minor setback... : zuff
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              I think I've read ammo and money are dropped for each player separately, but everything else is up for gr... : pyide
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                Ammo and money aren't dropped for each player separately, but instead shared between everyone. : Reeves
                • Well that makes more sense. : pyide
• Since when would you play Borderlands with pubbies? Come on. : Link.
• Seems like a pretty big oversight for a loot based game. : bolneze
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  Haha wow just went down another notch in my book. The more details that come out about the game the less... : kpxkrnjc
  • dont dude we gotta play dat! : kainen1
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  Really? They sounded quite pleased with it a month ago : abrasion
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    They were also really pleased about Brutal Legend too until Brad came back from a multiplayer event and s... : ateam311
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      Hey, Borderlands and Brutal Legend are probably my most anticipated games for the rest of '09. Nobody sai... : rudds
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        No you didn't, I don't think you intentionally bagged Brutal Legend but you did have a newer, more accura... : abrasion
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          This is more of what I was trying to say. I re-read what I said and it's pretty misleading, so my apologi... : ateam311
          • I for one am giving it a shot. I, like many others, had no idea that there were going to be RTS mechanics... : ateam311
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        Do you write for Giant Bomb or something? : Reeves
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          He's Brad Shoemaker : pyide
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            Is that the stoner sounding guy on the hands on review videos? : jingletard
            • LOL! Brad's alot of things but a stoner isn't one of them. A funny image though. : kainen1
        • Yes he does. : edgewise
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        The underlying tone from that episode (I just heard it for the first time today since I'm obviously a lit... : ateam311
        • half of that crew at GB really like action games as bread/butter and I think that the RTS stuff threw the... : kainen1
    • I must admit when I found out about the gameplay in Brutal Legend my care factor went to 0 :( : abrasion
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    They still are really pleased with it, no trade mechanic doesn't ruin the game.. : Reeves
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      I really need to catch up on my episodes. I don't even know which episode number I heard today. : ateam311
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        I think it was this one. http://www.giantbomb.com/podcast/ I heard it as well : Reeves
        • Just checked. It was the one from 8/18. I was listening to them religiously but since my girlfriend moved... : ateam311
• This just seems like a colossal mistake on Gearbox's part. : Dontdrop
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  On the podcast I promised I'd find out if the game would ship with a more secure trade interface than wha : pyide
  • Yeah, I'd wait until PAX because I am sure they are going to address things like this. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• hey even Too Human has different looting options and a trade window...... : Borzoi
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  No ability to customize your characters appearance either. : WhatIsThisFor
  • I believe they've said somewhere where you can change color of clothing but it's not much. But's a fre... : zuff
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    You can change the color of some stuff on your character, but does any customization even matter? It's... : pyide
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      BL also has a TF2-like element in that each of the characters fills a specific role. One is a tank, one's... : rudds
      • for a minute I thought "BL" meant Brutal Legend.. wtf?! : edgewise
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      It's a loot game, yes it matters. : WhatIsThisFor
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        Once again, your not going to see it, so what's the big deal? : Reeves
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          I will see other characters and they will see me. I'm turned off by the fact that the looting is almost ... : WhatIsThisFor
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            There are plenty of items.. Guns, shields, artifacts, class mods, inventory upgrades, grenades, grenade m... : Reeves
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              But i want my character to be a unique snowflake so peeps will think i'm kewl WAHHH. : kingdepork
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                waahhh not everyone agrees with me : WhatIsThisFor
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                  Not gonna catch me defending an issue this minor to the death, that's for sure. : kingdepork
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                    For a game that is touting RPG features/roots it is actually pretty important, customizability has always... : kpxkrnjc
                    • This is a completely new type of RPG though, so we'll just have to see how it pans out. From all the revi... : Reeves
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                      If the argument is for the variety of loot in the game then fine. If it's about people seeing your chara... : kingdepork
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                        There isn't an argument here, it's all personal preference. I've had very different expectations for thi... : WhatIsThisFor
                        • I just had the mentality that this was supposed to be a fun shooter that could probably hold it's own wit... : kingdepork
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                          Agreed, with all the descriptions of Diablo and shit thrown around, I was built up to expect something tr... : kpxkrnjc
                          • It's still truly unique. And still has a lot of great customization options. : Reeves
                  • Severity is relative, what I like and do not like about games isn't something that changes because you sa... : WhatIsThisFor
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              Do you know anything more specific about the things like class mods, inventory upgrades and ammo? Is it l... : RetroRedEyeJr
              • Ammo pretty much is attached to your gun, but you can modify your gun to use different ammo types I belie... : Reeves
            • This doesn't look like a Halo or COD to me. I was expecting a loot game (like WoW or Diablo) mixed with ... : WhatIsThisFor
      • Yeah, lots of loot, the majority of which are weapons that you will see and are unique from what's been s... : pyide
      • No it's not, if it's an FPS. Except if you care about other people seeing you sporting your loot, in whic... : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      it matters to me as just more slots for more items, as of right now if iirc it only has 4 equipment slots... : RetroRedEyeJr
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        WhatIsThisFor was talking about the customizing the appearance / look of the characters, not what they ca... : pyide
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          I was talking about more types of items that you can equip (think diablo's head slot boots slots ring slo... : RetroRedEyeJr
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            I don't even think there is armor in the game anymore, just shields and other weapon and grenade modifica... : pyide
            • Yeah that's what i was whining about really and i was just thinking that if they hadn't cut the armor the... : RetroRedEyeJr
      • Hrm no. You start with 2 weapon slots, which is upgradable to 4, and then I don't know about the other sl... : Reeves
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      About the seeing yourself and weapon... For me I like to see it not only on myself but just as equally on... : jane911
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        There aren't any armor items like that in the game. I think they wanted to keep it simple because it is a... : pyide
        • Ya. It is still a purchase, but it would be an area I'd love to see (and TBH I had hoped for). I still th... : jane911
  • What about different armors? They don't show up differently except for color? Are guns the only item you ... : Nighteyes
• They said if people wanted it they will implement it, so I don't think it's a big deal. : Reeves
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  It's OLD SCHOOL. I remember way back when you trading stuff in Asheron's Call. You'd face each other far ... : Geoffrois
  • I loved the thrill of doing that in Asheron's Call. I miss the horrible flaws of older games! : Link.
  • that and hiking out to a secluded spot, dropping a pile of stuff and quickly logging out then in on anoth... : stgulik
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    Sometimes "OLD SCHOOL" means "FUCKING STUPID". This is one of those times. : Arcanum
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      Oh, nearly everyone that played AC and other older MMOs admit the limitations and systems back then were ... : Link.
      • Which is kind of funny, in my opinion. HG:L was a bit like this also. The game had a lot of drawbacks a : Rotten Deadite
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  If this is really an issue I bet they patch it in (to the PC version). If you're playing this on Xbox ... : sixfoot6
  • Pubbies are universal. Only 360 ones use more racist words. : kingdepork
  • If you've playing this with pubbies on either platform in any game, it's your own damn fault. Sounds like... : Link.
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  Destructoid hands on preview http://www.destructoid.com/borderlands-i-need-to-find-something-to-shoot-imm... : Reeves
  • Sounds great. The fact that the guns feel different has me sold. I love shooting shit. Weapons with di... : kingdepork
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    Excellent read, INF'D : zuff
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      favorite part: At one point, I picked up a gun that fired incendiary rounds, with a random chance tha : zuff
      • yawn. : grendel
  • Ohh I'm getting it, crappy trading system or not. : tree8
  • "Adult/Mature Content;Games" content is forbidden :( : multisync
• haha, reminds me of trading in Diablo 1. dropping items on the ground and hoping the other player doesn'... : smax
• Although I'd prefer a rolling system for loots (and a trading system to boot) - isn't the class based rol... : kainen1
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  I have no interest in co op in Borderlands so hey, don't care. :) A bigger issue is the PC version does n... : baron calamity
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    why is that an issue? It's a freaking gamerscore - since when did people get all meta and care more abou... : kainen1
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      What makes it more ingenious is that people like achievements, love to be able to browse them and have an... : kingdepork
      • Agreed, that is another thing I like is after I "finish" a game, I'll look at the achievement list and se... : baron calamity
      • I don't think "It really makes no sense" is accurate. You yourself said "it's still satisfying and somet... : DinK
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      Honestly, It has more to do with talking with my coworkers and friends. Right now we are all talking abou... : baron calamity
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        whatever floats your boat, I sort am just opening up discussion (perhaps a weary one at this point but st : kainen1
        • I think it's how the achievements are presented and awarded play a major role in liking achievements for ... : pancake humper
    • because they are fun and are friendly competition. : pancake humper
  • Oh and also, Giantbomb tracks achievements. : baron calamity
• Ahh, memories of Diablo on bnet. Click fast, click often, and remember: being an asshole is the only way ... : Rehevkor
• If you aren't playing with people who will happily distribute loot to the most appropriate team member, t... : DinK

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• wha? The clue is in the name! : losimagic
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hazelnut nom nom nom nom : Joseph
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  why did you think it was called NUTella ? Hazelnuts grow on Hazel trees, surprise ! : imperator
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    sounds socialist to me. europe can keep their black nuts we have plenty. : [fry]
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      I bet it was invented by the nazi's ! : imperator
      • It was (sorta) invented in the 1940's in italy a part of the axis ! : imperator
  • I thought it was made from Gnus. : cerealSAM2
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  It's hard to find, but I love chocolate spread that contains chunky pieces of hazelnut. Nice and crunchy. : rock elf
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    nutella does not contain/require chunky pieces of anything : umegastar
    • Nutella doesn't make it, but a couple of supermarket own-brands do in this country. : rock elf
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  you don't know what a hazelnut is? wtf? : moshman
  • Yeah that surprised me as well. : poporitze
  • it's not something you can shoot at. : steelsamurai
• Nutella is all over Europe, the French love that shit, it's everywhere. : Creepin_Jeezus
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  Americans are so uneducated. You probably think Montreal is in Europe, right? : Ender.Wiggin
  • Well it is easy to be confused by Montreal because they speak European there. : sirsteven
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    look. we have cheez whiz. i doubt you see that between episodes of le fag and le le pluh de phagge. ha... : [fry]
    • yeah man i vouch for this, cheez whiz is a crime against humanity. : xxiv
    • umm... we also have cheeze whiz : ShadowRam
  • Fry is special. He is a class of his own. : dahanese
• That's nothing! I just heard we're expected to spread some sort of "jam" or "jelly" made of slurried frui... : Dave-A
• Nutella is so fucking good. : sonicdeathwalrus
• Nutella is pretty awesome dude. : MagicWishMonkey
• hazelnut is the most fucking delicious thing ever to add to desserts. : sirsteven
• girl if it wasn't like 3.5g sat fat for every 2 tablespoons, i would buy it in bulk from costco. /g... : xxiv
• Who'da thunk it? : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Nutella is awesome in a goddamn jar. : silent prophet
• nutella is the BOMB DIGGITY yo : MercFox1
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  dont let anyone here fool you, fry. nutella is the worst. fucking germans, it's like hitler in a can. : papaskot
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    Except it's Italian, you nut. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      k, mussolini in a can. : papaskot
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        Except they come in jars, jarhead, : Mad Brahmin Disease
        • i know wtf they came in, i was forced to eat that shit im deutschland! i just havent had my coffee yet, ... : papaskot
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      Isn't it Swiss? : sonicdeathwalrus
      • A quick wiki check reveals that a) it is not and b) it's made by the same company that makes those fantas... : sonicdeathwalrus
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        It's from Ferrero which is Italian: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutella : Mad Brahmin Disease
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          No shit, Sherlock http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=20817225 : sonicdeathwalrus
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            Also I owe you money - what plans do you have today and the coming days? : sonicdeathwalrus
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              None, until I fly to Germany on Monday. Let's grab a drink tonight. : Mad Brahmin Disease
              • Oh, do you want to see Inglorious Basterds? Our other 2 local shackers want to watch it, let's do that th... : Mad Brahmin Disease
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            Dude, I posted it seconds after you posted. : Mad Brahmin Disease
            • Too slow, old man! : sonicdeathwalrus
        • Stuff like Kinder Schokolade was created by the German affiliate of Ferrero in Italy and is owned by them... : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    what the hell is wrong with you? : moshman
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      ? if you mean not liking it, well its gross. if you mean my last sentence, dont mind that, i was just : papaskot
      • i meant you not liking it. must be something wrong with you. having said that, it's a bit sickly. there ... : moshman
  • I have a phobia of substances of nutellas viscosity however it's actually a relatively tasty substance, i... : abrasion
• Nugatti > Nutella : d fluke
• hmm I preferred penotti, it was more chocolatey. For some reason they stopped selling it here though and ... : dooberzoo
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  Are you on a condiment kick? Anyway, you need to try your ass some nutella before talking any shit. G... : geedeck
  • Nutella is best enjoyed with waffles or crepes. : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • I actually freebase nutella right in the pipe : d fluke
  • Graham crackers, banana, and nutella. We have a crepe place that makes the most incredible crepes with... : laurgasms
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  fry i didn't know that shit either! i thought it was like nougat or some shit, i got some of that mixed ... : Mr.SEX
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    That allergy must be killer for your sex life :( : geedeck
    • ahahahahahaha : MercFox1
• Just for this, I'm going to make a batch of Nutella Ice Cream tomorrow night. : arhughes
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  It's just the best goddamn toast spread in the world. Also healthy! Been eating this shit for break... : MrLobo
  • too bad it has hydrogenated oil in it, at least the version sold over here :/ : PlanetPerfecto
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    How the fuck can nutella be considered healthy? It's sugar. "Not the worst thing you can eat", maybe? But... : laurgasms
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      It's healthy like olive oil healthy : d fluke
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        no it isn't. olive oil is a healthy fat. nutella might be a good fat, but it's super sugary. : laurgasms
        • no I meant for topical application : d fluke
        • coke is healthy cuz there is water in it : papaskot
• Nutella is awesome and they sell it at Costco : peter