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  Haha. But, New Theme Hospital please!! : Snuffles-
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    oooh, i loved theme hospital :) : arcane_
    • You're on the cool list now. : Snuffles-
    • Giant Head Syndrome! Invisibility! It was really cool. :D : SilverSnake
    • I played the living shit out of that game. Elvis syndrome/the squits. : shwortdogg
• That's sad :/ : ShadowRam
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  Road Rash, hell yes! : krym3
  • I remember doing nothing but seeing how far we could make the guy fly after a crash. Such good times. : .frame
• :( damn fucking kids! : Shadowdane
• Those poor poor "gamers". : SqueegyTBS
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  System Shock I fear would not be given the proper respect it deserves in a sequel. That leaves me person... : one random winner
  • I'd love to see an up to date ROAD RASH. Over the top physics and hilarity. (With replay video kinda like... : ShadowRam
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    My craving for a system shock sequel has largely vanished since Dead Space. I think I'd have to choose U... : Wombat Woo
    • I've been on an RPG/Adventure game streak, so the need is not quite as strong for that one right now, but... : one random winner
• Jesus christ I'm just a damn kid and I have heard and played most of these games. : Lionhart32935
• ROAD RASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With the Burnout engine. : NFXFSX
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  I'm SO glad to see Road Rash getting a little love. Those were my favorite games in my Genesis days. : Zips
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    Also: The hell with the majority of GameFAQs visitors who have never heard of any of those. Freaking kid... : Zips
    • My little bro was born in the mid 90's, no way he would remember any of them and he's a consistent viewer... : one random winner
  • I still hate bike cops named Angel to this day. : shortbuscaptain
• Road Rash plz. : MercFox1
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  I want a new Wing Commander so bad. : bakanoodle
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    the bet of the millennium will be: which comes out first... wing commander or a tie fighter game? whi... : Downforce
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      And whichever comes second must be better than whichever comes first, if not, it will sell poorly and the... : one random winner
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        Actually, I take that back, X-Wing vs. Tie Fighter must come out second, because it will sell well regard... : one random winner
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          that sounds reasonable to me, and we all win. SO THEN, when is Origin getting back together!?!?!? : Downforce
          • When I've graduated top of my class in Necromancy :( : one random winner
    • fucking TIE Fighter motherfucks! : chrisschutz
  • starring Mark Hamill! : Mecha Tofu Pirate
• Jesus :( : timaste
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  Crusader!!! I can imagine it being somewhat Dead-Spacey since Crusader was a slow paced game (IIRC) : packav
  • so sad to see it have such a low percentage : EvilDolemite
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  uhhh you realize what the other half of 35% is right? :) : Mondo
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    65%? I don't get it. : OverloadUT
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      65% of the ppl have heard of the games.. : Mondo
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        Well, yeah. How does that change anything? : OverloadUT
        • he thought he was old cause people never heard of them : Mondo
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  Oh come on what the fuck? Wing Commander? That was made in to a fucking movie! Ultima? ULTIMA ONLINE THE ... : OverloadUT
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    to be fair nobody watched that movie : chrisschutz
    • and most of the kids on that site were 6 when it came out : chrisschutz
  • To be fair, everyone at Gamefaqs is retarded. : Mecha Tofu Pirate
• So sad. :( : Link.
• I want a new Outlander game. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outlander_(video_game) : Haku-Jin
• System Shock in the Dead Space engine plz. : timmie
• "Hey Timmy, my older brother got me a Nintendo!" "You mean a Wii?" "No dude, old Nintendo. The N64... : EvilDolemite
• How is Ultima not crushing everything else? : Grumbeld
• Screw Road Rash. Bring back SKITCHIN!!! *GUITAR WAIL* : CyCo_PL
• Very sad. I'm 23 and that makes me feel ancient. : melkore
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  :(((((((((( : aethyr
  • Also, Populous for the SNES was one of my most played games. : aethyr
• Wasn't there a news post (not on shack) about EA licensing another Wing Commander? Thought I read it jus... : breadsticks

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• cool! i like these. : ass-street
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  I found a note underneath the chair, but now I'm stuck. Someone tell me what to do to get out. : umcpwintermute
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    click around...it's kinda wonky. : ass-street
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      Ok, now found: two little circle things, a key that I used to open the davinci painting, a key inside th : umcpwintermute
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        where did you find key? : ass-street
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          i found it behind the briefcase : WadeMcLain
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            there is another key inside the painting. it opens the briefcase...lots of loots in there : ass-street
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              Figure out what the little circle things are for? : umcpwintermute
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                the little battery that was taped to the painting? it goes in the laser pointer that was in the briefcase : ass-street
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                  Yea, didn't realize that's what they were. Cool. : umcpwintermute
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                    stumped :( : ass-street
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                      It looks like there are three batteries, but I can only find two. One by the door and one by the paintin : umcpwintermute
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                        Also, how do you get the note out of the test tube? : umcpwintermute
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                          you have to open the info for the pocket knife and switch it to corkscrew by clicking it. i also removed : ass-street
                          • Where do you get the pocket knife? : eonix
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                          Third battery's behind the wall socket. Use the various pocket knife extensions. : Rotten Deadite
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                            I found a loose floorboard by the briefcase : umcpwintermute
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                              the gold brick will weigh down the back end of the board. no idea why this is useful : ass-street
                              • Where did you find that? : umcpwintermute
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                                What brick? : Rotten Deadite
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                                  inside the wallplate on the right. hold the button for 10seconds to open it. : ass-street
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                                    That wasn't obvious at all. :-( Used the brick to weigh down the floorboard, then the knife on the lit : umcpwintermute
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                                      i can't get the safe open :( : ass-street
                                      • nm got it. : ass-street
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                                You can cut the string hold it down and then remove it completely for what looks like a black light? Not ... : SilverSnake
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                                  Yea, no idea on that either. Any ideas on how to open the safe-panels behind the wallplates? I've got t : umcpwintermute
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                                    No clue yet, but I'm sure it has something to do with that cube. : Rotten Deadite
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                                      How about the box inside the briefcase? It's locked and I don't know how to open it either. : umcpwintermute
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                                        The wall panels seems to hold a key eye, I'm guessing you need those two and one more : SilverSnake
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                                          you can use the socket to unbolt the screws on the chair and move the chair from the door : retardhumper
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                                            Wait... which socket? from the wall outlet? I can't pick anything up there, other then the battery : SilverSnake
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                                              I got a socket wrench thingy, i forget from where, maybe the safe or briefcase : retardhumper
                                              • bah spoilers : retardhumper
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                                      The inside of the suitcase has "EFCD" with colors. I think the left panel has 7 spots (A - F) and we hav : Rasnowl
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                                        I screwed that up, I mean we need A, B, and G. : Rasnowl
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                                          Got the "tone box" puzzle open, but it didn't do me much good. : Rotten Deadite
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                                            what was the solution? i don't have sound here. :( : ass-street
                                            • the safe was different for everyone, this probably is too anyways, my tone box is open now so i cant s... : smax
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                                              Mine was 0db, -1db, -2db, -2db, -3db : Rasnowl
                                              • yeah this, like everything else, is random for everyone : rgoer
                                            • Same... no sound here D: GIVE : pyros
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                                            How did you get it open? I have no speakers at work so I gave up on playing until I get home tonight. : umcpwintermute
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                                              I have speakers and I don't understand it :( : WadeMcLain
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                                                you have to move the sliders up or down individually until you hear the "high" tone 5 times in a row (ins : rgoer
                                                • Cool thanks I got it. : WadeMcLain
                                          • Me too. Now I know i need to magnetize the socket wrench to get stuff out of the floor where the chair u : Rasnowl
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                                            how do we magnetize the crowbar? : ant_hillbilly
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                                              Use the pen knife on the magnet in the tone puzzle box's speaker : Rotten Deadite
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                                                Nice, blacklight operational now with the 4 batteries. : ant_hillbilly
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                                                  got the first key! :D i had to look up piano notes ;) : smax
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                                                    I can't get that one. I've got the colors from the briefcase but where do I get the rest of them? : Rotten Deadite
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                                                      Wow: Blacklight EVERYTHING. : Rotten Deadite
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                                                        Yeah I've been doing that. So confused now. : Rasnowl
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                                                          Ok, using the blacklight in the safe, in the floorboard and on the gold bar, I have GO = d1 CK = d3 : Rasnowl
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                                                            I believe it's for the last (hidden) safe : Haxim
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                                                              Yup, thanks to smax. Now how to get the right order...I think there's one last pair I'm missing though. : Rasnowl
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                                                                check the hole where the outlet you took apart was : Haxim
                                                                • Woot got it. The door handle looked like a gun at first, hah : Rasnowl
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                                                            Use the blacklight on the envelope you got from the briefcase (take the good luck note out first) : silent prophet
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                                                              Is there more too it than finding the letters, doing the pairing according to the envelope note and light : Haxim
                                                              • I think the good luck is for a third panel behind the briefcase : silent prophet
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                                                            i dont understand what the pairings mean : smax
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                                                              Use the backlight on the Good Luck note. You get GO, CK, LU, and OD. Then use the numbers on the note to : K1Bond007
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                                                                haha, i brute forced it. thanks anyways : smax
                                                                • i'm out :D : smax
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                                                                I think the pairings might be different for each player :/ : Arctic Fox
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                                                                  Ah, i got it.. so for example, if you black light something and it says GO = D3 that really means that G= : krym3
                                                                  • Yah, I figured that bit out fairly quickly, but I screwed myself over by making a transcription error on ... : Arctic Fox
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                                                                    This is still confusing to me...so say I have: GO=a : mysled
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                                                                      blargh, okay, let me try again: GO=A1 If G=A now and O=1 and then I add in the good luck note : mysled
                                                                      • nevermind I'm retarded :) : mysled
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                                                                        I cant get this part for the life of me either : HojuSimpson
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                                                                          please someone tell me how to do this final keypad, im almost out of hair to rip out : HojuSimpson
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                                                                            I can't get it either, even though I have what looks like a valid combination From the various place : Makenxero
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                                                                              Did you use the first 4 spots from the piece of paper? There should be 8 spots lit up on the final p... : Rasnowl
                                                                              • dammit i forgot about that note :( : Makenxero
                                                                      • first you match up the numbers/letters. so if its GO = b4 then G = b and O = 4. combine the two that are : re4ctor
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                                                    Wait, what did you have to use piano notes for? : Rasnowl
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                                                      NM, got it. Need the last key! : Rasnowl
                                                      • Yeah that was a toughie. : Rotten Deadite
                                                      • fuck you for not saying what it means! : retarded talking dinosaur
                                                • Use it on the left panel and the wall socket : the_burd
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                                                Argh I did this a million times and didn't think to use it on the center. Got the key from the right pan : Rasnowl
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                                                  i dont have a numpad. is it 1 at the bottom or top? : radula
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                                                    I used the way the numbers are placed on the cube itself, like a dice : Rasnowl
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                                                      clever girl : smax
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                                                        oh shi! hidden panel behind the briefcase : smax
                                                        • Yea, just saw that. : krym3
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                                                          i can't seem to get to it...clicking all over the briefcase : Makenxero
                                                          • gah nevermind...I thought i had blacklighted the hell out of everything : Makenxero
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                                                      Explain this again? Confused on this one. How do you line up the cube/dice with the number pad? : K1Bond007
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                                                        Pretend that one side of the cube is the same as a numb pad. Really if you look at a normal Dice it is a : krym3
                                                        • wtf? dice have six sides : retarded talking dinosaur
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                                                        Complete solution for that bit: The order you put the numbers in is indicated by the LED that lights up e : Arctic Fox
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                                                          Oh.. okay.. I kept trying to plug it in line a number pad for some reason. I guess I didn't understand to : K1Bond007
                                                          • I did exactly the same thing, I had to look at someone else's spoiler to figure it out too. Hooray, re... : Arctic Fox
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                                                            neither do i someone please explain better :( : retarded talking dinosaur
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                                                              Ok, part 1: Did you notice that the top row of lights each have a color that represent a color on the ... : krym3
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                                                                This has some spoilers, sorry, but RTD needs the help ;) : krym3
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                                                                  ok, I've done this a million times and I'm sure it's correct, so I must be doing something wrong. What ... : thecray
                                                                  • gah, nevermind, I don't know why I was pressing enter to get the colour first. when I should just be ente... : thecray
                              • Use the knife to cut the string holding the board in place. Then remove the brick and you can pick up th : Rasnowl
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                              Where? : eonix
                              • Corner right of the briefcase : SilverSnake
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                            The most I can get is loosening the screws. What am I over looking? : Anastomosis
                            • Nevermind. : Anastomosis
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                        Where is there one by the door? : thetangent
                        • FUCK - nevermind - I looked ten times and didn't see that little fucker till just now. : thetangent
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                      Use the swiss army knife in the briefcase in corkscrew mode to open the glass bottle that's corked. Use : Rasnowl
                      • Yep, got the safe open now. : umcpwintermute
• the game saves itself, BTW : smax
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  i dont know how tumbler locks work. : radula
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    Go play Oblivion : one random winner
    • haha, i'll just wait for everyone else to get stuck on this bit. : radula
• why can't I get a closer look at the little info placard inside the briefcase? : rgoer
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  woot got the safe open :) : smax
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    i have the code, and the xx=9, and i can see the left and right, but how does the tumbler work, you turn : radula
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      ah that's interesting, I think the combinations must be randomized per player--my xx is 30 : rgoer
      • yeah I had xx=22 : ant_hillbilly
    • "10R44L" would mean turn right to 10 (click to the right side), then turn left to 44 : smax
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    Do you turn the handle afterwards, I got the full code but it doesnt seem to open :/ : pieman
    • you'll know if you entered it right : smax
    • you might have R and L confused--it didn't behave the way I remember master locks' R and L behaving, if y... : rgoer
• the safe is annoying : rgoer
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  Alright, I got the left panel lock opened. That one was not very intuitive. : SilverSnake
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    the piano key one? : radula
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      Yeah. : SilverSnake
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        Got the other one too now. :D : SilverSnake
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          hmm how do we work the piano keys? : ant_hillbilly
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            You are supposed to light up the chord given in the briefcase correctly : SilverSnake
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              Im not musically inclined!! Sucks : krym3
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                nm, got it... Use this link for reference http://www.key-notes.com/image-files/piano-key-chart.png : krym3
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                  Okay, that was dumb. How were we supposed to guess it was in the key of C? Was there a clue that to... : hawke
                  • Yes, when using the blacklight on there, you see the piano keys : SilverSnake
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        i cant hear a fucking thing because of this swedish deathmetal band outside my window. : radula
        • The one I'm talking about is not making any noise. : SilverSnake
• soon as I saw that briefcase I thought "hey a diamond!" : jvox
• Aaaaand I'm out! :D I cheated a bit though, didn't want to spend too much time. But finally done. :D : SilverSnake
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  I can't even figure out what to do with the light up panels!!! I hate video games so much! : mikecyb
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    oh fuck nevermind I missed that you can look behind the briefcase >:( : mikecyb
    • okay nevermind I still don't know what to do argh!!!! : mikecyb
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      how do you do that? I don't seem to be able to : Makenxero
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        it's a bit clumsy just keep clicking on the right side of it : mikecyb
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          you can't click behind it after the case is open. : MurrayTheSkull
          • i was being retarded...didn't hit the wall with the blacklight : Makenxero
• Yes, yes I can. : SwiftyPants
• Not clicked so much since I last played Diablo : hmesser
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  I'm going to bookmark this and play it at home since doing this at work would be bad... : DHAvatar
  • believe me, it was. Goodbye afternoon! : Arctic Fox
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  I give up, all the black-light letter/number pairs and piano keys etc it just seems like a pain in the as... : rgoer
  • yeah I had to bust out the pad and pencil too. YOU KNOW WHAT? I LIKE THE ROOM! I THINK I AM GOING TO ... : silent prophet
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  fuck, if i am color blind, will this be hard for me? i already have the two panels open. : dopeman
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    The two panels on the wall with the power socket both rely on colour to help you solve them, yes. : Arctic Fox
    • shit. i can't differentiate between the bluish colors, and have difficulty with the red / green / yellow... : dopeman
• I got the fuck out. only a couple of work hours wasted. : WadeMcLain
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  I got out but I don't remember ever using the second round key : hadronflux
  • I didn't either, did anyone else? : Modica Sol Solis
  • You use one key for the painting and the other for the brief case. Only item I don't think was ever used : SilverSnake
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  OK, WTF do I do for the left panel on the wall with the two sliding panels? I don't understand how I'm su... : thetangent
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    do you have the black light? : re4ctor
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      yeah, I found it but haven't figured out how to use it. :-/ : thetangent
      • aha - found the batteries at least via the magnet (which I would NEVER had figured out if it weren't for : thetangent
• Took me about 30 minutes : Robotic Puppy Eater
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  I LOVE these : fishbone
  • Wow, that was a really tough one, but well done. Although, the ending was fucking gay : fishbone
• Haha fuck this game for 3 reasons: 1) not color blind friendly. 2) can't play without sound 3) poor te : dopeman
• Well made, but I got frustrated an gave up... I'd already cheated off here a bunch of times : etherboy
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  ooooh, that one -- yeah, that one was rough in points. Also, GODDAMNIT, why am I working crappy hours ... : Kniggit
  • Once again, that 1234 ABCD bullshit tripped me up, I can't read that shit, so I basically tried different... : Kniggit
• HAHAHA YES. Made it out! No way I woulda been able to pull it off without Shack Collectiveâ„¢. : cr00kedview

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  Ophelia. Micro is my enemy. I can manage using one hero with finesse but give me four units and i'm all o... : Xanthos
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    I can't believe you guys don't believe my Ophelia skillz. I'm going to pick her in our next game. :) : kainen1
    • acura is good with her too. He had 7 creeps and just waltzed in an destroyed us : boomstickah
  • Oh man, I can't imagine. I have a hard enough time with Wildsoul + Booboo, although it can be really fun : action roommate
  • Same here. Can't even manage my own illusions so fuck that. I'm about teh micro! APPLY MORTAL STRIEK A... : [7]kami
  • you know what is funny, I accidentally randomed Ophelia in a game with the original DotA squad. I didn't... : sesmaster
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    IAWTophelia. If I even manage to dominate a creep with whispering helm on another hero I will manage t... : c0bra
    • just always remember f1 to select your hero, your babies can die so you can escape : Iwannaacura
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  Defiler. I'd love to play well with him, but for some reason every time I play him I do horribly. : re-verse
  • I kinda like her. She's lethal if you focus on pushing. She can be useful in groupganks too, but her ult ... : [7]kami
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  Hellbringer, Warbeast, Soulstealer : kainen1
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    Soulstealer I understand. Hellbringer kinda as well. But warbeast? Seriously? How can you be bad with lyc... : Xanthos
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      It's not that I'm bad, it's that he's bad. :) : kainen1
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        Warbeast is so anything but bad. Don't fault the hero when you don't know how to play him kdawg : Xanthos
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          Although I can admit I'm not very good with him, I still think Lycan's a pretty poor hero.....the worst i... : kainen1
          • I've seen one becoming full carry with dual lifesteal (do whispering helm and abyssal skull stack?) among... : [7]kami
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            I'm going to play him and prove you wrong next game. : Xanthos
            • I can't wait to see it : kainen1
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            After some thought.. I think zephyr is the worst. She takes tons of items and farming to become worthwhi... : kgargs
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              Yeah but at least Zephyr can push the shit out of the team, eventually becoming overwhelming and near imp... : kainen1
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                Given the same amount of time and money to farm to make Zephyr a monster I could do the same with Warbeas... : kgargs
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                  There's nothing diverse about warbeast. He chases and attacks. : kainen1
                  • I guess you could boil all the heroes down to that. Also his team buff is pretty amazing. He chases V... : kgargs
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                    who said there has to be something diverse about the hero? also, you just described like twelve heroes. M... : Xanthos
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                      all the other heroes you mention have skills to make them more diverse.....nukes, AOE nukes, stun lock / ... : kainen1
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                        you're looking at a subset of the heroes that are going to be implemented. Unsurprisingly S2 decided not ... : Xanthos
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                          Man I forgot about Razor. I never had much love for clinkz but I did enjoy Razor. I always wanted to ge... : kgargs
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                            I miss slapping Mjollnir on Razor and watching the sparks fly : kainen1
                            • This never even crossed my mind. Genius! kainen I have a theory that you've played a lot w/out the grou... : kgargs
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              The cyclones are for farming, not for lategame usefulness (besides the heal which is awesome). : Xanthos
              • If his cyclones kept up with him he'd be a lot more useful. I've played the games where I was unstoppabl... : kgargs
          • After they buffed Lycan's ult I think he became much better. I'd say in his current state he is good. The... : Psigun
      • Lycan + Wispering Helm = Win. : Cliffzorz
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    I hate soulstealer and his hand nukes. That and he doesn't seem to do as much damage as some of the guide... : boomstickah
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      Proximity increases damage for his ult. : Xanthos
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        Yea I see so many people only catch heroes with the edges of it. Cast time is lagged like pyro's ground n... : c0bra
        • its channeling so people see you casting and run like hell. its a nuke/slow, so you don't want to be near... : Xanthos
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        Yeah - that's why faluzure was telling me to get shroud for him (I'm assuming). : action roommate
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          Best used with bkb : rbjester
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            acronyms like "bkb" are completely meaningless to a noob like me. : action roommate
            • shrunken head . in dota the equiv. was black king bar (bkb) : kainen1
            • Shrunken Head - Black King Bar: +10 Strength, +24 Damage, and Immune to Magic ability, lasts 9 seconds. C... : kgargs
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    Hellbringer is one of the best early game harassers. Near impossible to kill, near impossible to harass ... : Nighteyes
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      he seems a bit shittastic at the end as his demon can be taken out fast and he's left there with his thum... : multisync
      • Most of your int heroes are gonna shit out near the end. That's how the game is designed. A strong int ... : kgargs
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        For end game I turn hellbringer into a full blown tank as his offense abilties are yeah, pretty poop. Be... : Nighteyes
        • Also, his demon is mostly for early/mid game kills and lane/tower pushing. : Nighteyes
    • Hellbringer is amazing all game. If you think he's shit late game you don't know what you're doing. : DrFlammable
• That Tempest guy. : The Grolar Bear
• Doctor Bashir : sesmaster
• Behemoth too. Like you, i tried again last night after not touching him for a month. still sucked. One ... : action roommate
• Behemoth. For the same reasons. Always way off. But generally I'm bad with Melee units. : zakazi
• i love behemoth! : mmaster_pw
• Playing against a really good Behemoth is absolutely infuriating. : Zek
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  ALL OF THEM. except Magebane, Swiftblade and recently Thunderbringer : r3dn3ck
  • Didn't I rape your face with electrician when you were swifty? : multisync
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    Dude - intervention time. Pros: You have a good attitude, willing to listen. Cons: I was really ... : kgargs
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      Multi still does some loltacular stuff though. :D : MercFox1
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        Things I enjoy -Fighting past the river alone -Walking in FRONT of my teammates -Running towards ... : multisync
        • FOLLOWING ME! : zebosausamite
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      Tank towers? Are you sure it was me you were watching? I almost never do that unless we're pushing towe... : action roommate
      • he's not even replying to you moron : multisync
      • He's talking about r3dn3ck i believe. : Xanthos
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        See I'm this same way except I run too early pretty much every time. I can never gauge when its good to s... : boomstickah
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          i'm starting to be in the camp of 'if i'm below half health i'm staying the fuck back' : multisync
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            This is good.. watch the good players. Early on you're not going to see them hanging around with low hea... : kgargs
            • yeah generally when you're half health this is when the sharks come out and you get ganked. The lower you... : Xanthos
        • I was like this for a long time. You get used to judging it intuitively. : c0bra
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        omg I fail at reading comprehension today. Someone pass the coffee =/ : action roommate
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          hahaha wow how did that happen : Reeves
          • I'll blame it on the lack of sleep. 3 hours last night =/ : action roommate
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  Let's talk about items for AGI heroes for second I still feel very overwhelmed here. There's so many ... : action roommate
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    Depends on the hero. For Night Hound i usually go: Start Pretenders Crown x2 Runes of the Blight : [7]kami
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      see, and I've had a couple other people suggest the riftshards > flayer route for NH : action roommate
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        I switched from all agi items on NH to the riftshards/flayer route last night. I skipped slash + nullfir... : kgargs
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          it just depends on what you're going for. Nothing wrong with a damage build on riki I just find that giv... : kainen1
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            You're not really forgoing wingbow for flayer, you're trading slash/nullfire for flayer. : Xanthos
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              Well I feel that flayer that cost me 5800 gold gives me +75 dmg + 20% for 2.2 critical But doesn... : kainen1
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                Attack speed gives diminishing returns, so you're misunderstanding the correlation between getting agi it... : Xanthos
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                  Question! I was thinking about getting runed axe after flayer last night. Would that be wasteful? Wo... : kgargs
                  • Wasteful? No, but wingbow is far more efficient since nighthound is primarily a single-target killer. Whe... : Xanthos
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                  I guess I tend to prefer the skills that make me well rounded earlier (you can't discount the IAS, moveme... : kainen1
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                    You're not necessarily more useful earlier in the game with a nullfire, you're just of a different kind o... : Xanthos
                    • Well perhaps it is all about utility - my point is that I'd have a slash earlier game instead of a rifts... : kainen1
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                Yeah I'm still debating it after last night but I gotta say the eye candy on the crits and damage in your... : kgargs
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                  because the strike damage scales on your agility - it's 1.0x of your agility pool in bonus damage. : kainen1
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                    Is this new to HoN? He certainly wasn't like this in dota. : Xanthos
                    • In HoN it's based on your agility - in DOTA it was straight bonus damage. : kainen1
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                      oh I think Pounce automatically does a backstab and backstab is based off of agility so maybe that's what... : kgargs
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                        Perhaps. I'll take a 2x crit over 40 bonus damage though. : Xanthos
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                          IFAIK, that crit will not proc on backstab. And if it did, you'd have a 20% of that happening anyhow. :... : kainen1
                          • if you're attacking, it will have a chance to proc. : Xanthos
                • Not sure what kainen meant about the blink strike. Blink strike is useful beyond being a blink because it... : Xanthos
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          wow if only you had listened like three months ago when i told you to do this : Xanthos
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            Yeah I did this based on your criticism (constructive of course)! : kgargs
            • i'm so proud. : Xanthos
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          Tried out the Flayer build. Seemed slower at first, but when it got "there" it opened a can of pwn. : [7]kami
          • Still i think i prefer agility because of the time i takes to farm flayer. : [7]kami
• I LOVE the behemoth. Porting into the enemy and wrecking havoc is just my playstile. : ElPopo
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  Fuck this game is getting addicting!! I'm really digging the madman... Easy to get out of sticky situatio... : Reeves
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    no fuck you and your magmus! (that was you last night as him right?) : multisync
    • Yeah it was fun owning all you noobsicles : Reeves
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  I am a horrible scout : multisync
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    Everybody is a horrible scout. : [7]kami
    • Scout seems like a character specifically designed to abuse noobs. : Adm.Snackbar
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      Cause every fucking idiot just looks at that guide on the hon forums that says to buy a codex (nothing ag... : DrFlammable
      • because becomes : DrFlammable
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  Behemoth here as well. I don't think I've ever had a good game with him. Also, just to note.. I'm on a ... : kgargs
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    Weird. I go away for a few days and kgargs has a terrible losing streak. Must be a coincidence. : Xanthos
    • I blame it on 1) muscle relaxers and 2) lakren's PC is fixed : kgargs
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  Found out last night that I'm terrible with the Voodoo Jester : Raspyn
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    he's a character i want to love - but yea i'm not too good with him either. My problem is the guys who d... : multisync
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      VJ is really good. Build him like this: Skills -> Build up your acid cocktail and cursed ground ... : kgargs
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        Yea cursed ground rocks. The last time I played VJ I got a refresher stone on him (maybe not the best ide... : c0bra
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          This game's so hard lol. You play a STR / AGI guy and you spend the entire game trying to get x,y,z item... : kgargs
          • Yea I believe I went for it randomly. : c0bra
      • i recently switched my voodoo jester build to staff of the master and incomplete frostwolf's skull (since... : DrFlammable
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  i never realized electrician owns jereziah. he can purge bubble off. Played about 6 matches last night, s... : Iwannaacura
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    I heard delusional was doing it all night. He can start doing it at level 7 or so and repeat it every fe... : multisync
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      That's so broken. Kongor at L7? WTF : MercFox1
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        no hes talking about elects ult owns jereziah at lvl 6. so he can effectivly shut him down. as for konge... : Iwannaacura
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          no I'm talking about Magmus vs Kongor - (maybe it's level 7 when the dmg is higher than his regen) : multisync
          • Some dota heroes could solo rosh early on and it didn't break the game. I wouldn't worry about it too mu... : kgargs
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            I just tested it. It took about 1.5 min to kill Kongor with level 4 steam but he died using 2 ultimates ... : Nighteyes
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              Wait.. forget what I said above. That's pretty busted rofl : kgargs
              • Respawn time of 10 min. : Nighteyes
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                one ward completely ruins this strategy though. : Xanthos
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                  Nobody uses wards that reads this site. : kgargs
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                    I was thinking about this the other day- wouldn't it be cool if there was a shop option for supplies whe... : kainen1
                    • Yeah that'd be a good idea. : Xanthos
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                      I think the root problem is people don't know which heroes OUGHT to be getting them. Most are too worried... : c0bra
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                        I agree with that, but there's a mix of selfishness too....there are many players concerned about their o... : kainen1
                        • Yep I think you're right. : c0bra
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                          kainen let's start a movement.. between me, you, lakren.. we should keep the map ward'd in our team games... : kgargs
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                            Actually what flammable does is farm to the point that he can dish kills and survive as much as possible.... : kainen1
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                              ward placement is changed a bit in hon, i need to make a map with the locations that give the most vision... : Iwannaacura
                              • That would be swell. : c0bra
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                              Our team is pretty bad overall man. I mean.. individually sure we can play fine and understand the mecha... : kgargs
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                                dude the problem with piejonk was that A) his ideas of setting up kills were completely off and he wasn'... : kainen1
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                                  I've played 5-6 games with him and he's actually pretty good :\. Always very active and typically with a... : kgargs
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                                    well obviously there's a big difference in talking about nitty shit like item builds @ work then in the m... : kainen1
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                                      I've played games where - in lanes - one guy was the harrasser and the other guy was in charge of last hi... : kgargs
                                      • Well I've learned that Tempest needs a BKB or Portal Key BEFORE restoration stone, period. I've made the... : kainen1
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                                    I was joking at first when I went off on him but then I had a shitty game and he pushed my buttons by rub... : Psigun
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                                      what the fuck? since when did i lose asshole points? i'm going to join a game with you guys and start tel... : Xanthos
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                                        You used to do that shit (and although helped me in the long run, made it jarring to play with some times... : kainen1
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                                          I recall more than a few games with us flipping out on mcpants. : kgargs
                                          • Oh dude I can remember several. Man one time in particular, I was playing against he and Lakren as super... : kainen1
                                        • that was why I did it. I knew you guys were new to the game and I wasn't trying to be an asshole, but if ... : Xanthos
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                                        You have enough points to win the prize in my book.... forever. : kgargs
                                        • somedays you really know how to touch my heart kgargs. : Xanthos
                                    • I think that's the first time I've heard you flip out. It was awesome. I've scheduled some more play ti... : kgargs
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                            but wards are 200g and only last 3min, seems really friggin pricey unless you KNOW a stealther is nearby : multisync
                            • it's not for stealth heroes.....were talking the plain observer variety for 6 minutes (ward of sight)....... : kainen1
                            • What kainen said: place the non-stealther wards at gank points (neutral area ins and outs + runes) and th... : kgargs
                      • Those int guys I mentioned below (nymph, vj, demented shaman, pollywog) that are going to benefit less fr... : kgargs
                      • I get wards yo! : Lexicon_Leidun
                    • I like this. It'd get those wards out there quick. I wanted to strangle plat as he built staff of the m... : kgargs
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              QUICK! Post your build, I want to do this in wtfpubs before they fix it. : MercFox1
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                my build? steam burrow steam burrow steam ult steam GO not complicated lol : Nighteyes
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                  You didn't have any extra regen items or whatnot? : MercFox1
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                    I usually get the mana ring so I can harass / farm creep waves quickly but for killing kongor? you don... : Nighteyes
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                      Mind you, this isnt my normal im gonna kill faces build, this is my quickly kill kongor build. : Nighteyes
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                        Haha! I just did a legit game by soloing kongor twice. My final score was 11 and 0 since I had TWO life t... : Nighteyes
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                          they just need to let kongor see invis units and this problem is solved right? : multisync
                          • Yep youre toast if he can hit you : rbjester
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  Hammerstorm, Blacksmith, Armaddon : Nighteyes
  • I raped as Blacksmith recently. I started out soloing against 2. It was a random game, so I was able to... : SqueegyTBS
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  I suck with the stealth agi units. Can't farm/last hit well with them, so I fall behind and turn into foo... : Adm.Snackbar
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    You need a ranged lane partner to babysit you. Same with devourer. : kgargs
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      Devourer is great in a 1v1 lane or going against 2 melee's. Doesn't need to be babysat. : Xanthos
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        I need to be babysat as him but I think I use my rot too much too soon and get low on health early game. : kgargs
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          i told you the first items you get are 1x regen ring or 2x depedinging on gold. : Iwannaacura
          • dude you can outrot your regen so easily early game. I just need to work on not going crazy with it. : kgargs
  • last hitting with Nigh Hound is easy once you get past level six. Just have at least 1 point in backstab... : action roommate
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  Kongor Why do we kill him? Just for 200 gold for each teammate? I guess that's a lot, but it seems l... : SqueegyTBS
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    Kongor also drops a token of life. If you die while this is held in our inventory, you automatically res... : Raspyn
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      Does he always do this? Or is it like a chance? : SqueegyTBS
      • Always. : imcompa
      • Every time : OverloadUT
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        The person with the kill shot gets it : pancake humper
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          The person with the kill shot gets the money. The token is dropped on teh ground for the quickest person. : Xanthos
          • Ah thought it was for both. : pancake humper
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      Does it reset cooldowns too? : JarEme
      • yup : miasma(&)
  • 1) 200 gold for each teammate, so 1000 gold. Plus he drops somewhere from 200-400 gold on kill, so round ... : Xanthos
  • he is xp guaranteed lvlup i believe too : Iwannaacura
  • you can lvl up twice on him depending when you kill him. : happynoodle
• I played too many games of this last night. Good times all!! : unjustend
• Slither. I like to Rambo in and kill things and fragile guys that do their damage over time are not good ... : Psigun
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  On AGI heroes for getting items a basic rule of thumb is: If you don't have crit, get FLAYER. If you : Psigun
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    There are no heroes with dodge in HoN currently right? : Xanthos
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      Scout and Chronos : kainen1
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        scout, thanks. Chronos does NOT have dodge, it is a seperate skill altogether. This is why his skill stac... : Xanthos
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          It doesn't stack completely - I read about this once - it overlaps with diminishing %...it's confusing bu... : kainen1
          • yeah read my post history for a better explanation if you want. nothing "stacks" that has a %. IAS, Move ... : Xanthos
    • Chronos has it, but he can be good with Wingbow so it's not an accurate rule of thumb in all cases. Gener... : Psigun
  • Turning Riftshards into Flayer or getting Wingbow first is a personal preference thing I guess. : Psigun
  • I just went 16/2/10 with scout, best game I've played yet : edge198
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  I played Savage 2 for the first time the other day. It was fucking weird seeing all of the HoN heroes the... : OverloadUT
  • Lego has a frick'n rocket launcher! : kgargs
  • lol I think S2 has pretty much doomed their game universe with this. : Zek
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  plz be to criticizing my personal chronos build that throws out everything you guys told me but seems to ... : Juno
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    It started out reasonable and then turned into wtf lol Great Aracana - Bad Icon of the Goddess - Bad : kpxkrnjc
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      razzle u r dum as fuk. : Xanthos
      • please note my post below stating that your directions are correct. or disregard it and maintain the illu... : Xanthos
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      Hellflower and Sacrificial Stone however ARE decent picks, and he shouldn't be building Arcanas and Icons... : Psigun
      • on chronos? uhh i really think not. : kpxkrnjc
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        yeah the arcanaas are for the hellflower, icon is for sac stone, but I don't always make it to the stone ... : Juno
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          The stone doesn't really add to his offensive takedown ability which is what he's all about. Not a bad ch... : Psigun
          • hm I hadn't really thought about going for lifesteal for survivability instead of just MOAR HP (which is ... : Juno
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      what does steamstaff and dancing blade do? : Juno
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        Turn into Wingbow, which is the old standby for agility carries. : Psigun
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          don't evasion items and abilities not stack? : Juno
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            depends who and what. Chronos's dodge skill and wingbow dodge stack, they are different mechanics. : Xanthos
            • holy shit I haven't gotten a wingbow yet because I was misinformed about that : Juno
            • see above, they don't completely stack but overlap. : kainen1
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    Hrmm...it started off OK but once you started talking Great Arcanas and Icons I was immediately in WTF mo... : kainen1
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      Great Arcana gives you lots of damage and attack speed, two things you need on Chronos. Built into a Hell... : Psigun
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        its not bad, but its not great either. chronos isn't a hero you get a lot of flexibility with in how he n... : Xanthos
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          Fair enough. My build for him personally would be Steamboots -> Elder Parasite -> Riftshard/Whispering He... : Psigun
          • oh and don't get whispering helm AND parasite because the lifesteal will not stack. Get Abyssals instea... : kainen1
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        But for 1675 gold in Arcana you get +10% Attack Speed +6 Intelligence +15 Damage +75% Mana Regener... : kainen1
        • I wouldn't build for Hellflower I'm just saying it's not a terrible pick. I stated my build below which i... : Psigun
  • Hellflower and Sacrificial Stone aren't terrible on Chronos. You should be building towards those things ... : Psigun
  • not the greatest build. may work for a while and the hellflower build may pay off in very particular matc... : Xanthos
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  I just randomed Dark Lady... what do I buy? : zebosausamite
  • votes to remake : multisync
  • Runed Axe, Riftshard into Flayer, Abyssal Skull (instead of Whispering for mana regen), Wingbow, Steamboo... : Psigun
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    two talismans, steamboots, abyssal, then either flayer or wingbow (preferably the latter). She is a go... : Xanthos
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      i like Runed Axe on her because it stacks with charging strikes and lets her clear an entire creep wave i... : Psigun
      • That's my lazy farming build though I guess. Wingbow probably better to focus on getting. : Psigun
      • runed axe is great but it keeps her out of mid-game fights because she can't really do the quick DPS to h... : Xanthos
    • I think she's pretty difficult to play. I guess she's one of those that has to farm near the whole game ... : kainen1
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    Hack and Slash turns her into a very great hero, giving her a nice HP boost and move/attack speed to comp... : kpxkrnjc
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      Razzle you ____ __ ____ (fill in the blanks) : kgargs
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        razl is dum as hell come play faggot : kpxkrnjc
        • it'll be 10 minutes b4 i can get on mister korean patriot xylophone korean regional not justin cho? : kgargs
• Carry Heroes... I just think like a support hero, so it's tough for me to play a carry. Never really sure... : Lexicon_Leidun
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  Isn't talking about this game in this detail against the NDA? Or is that just pictures and videos at this... : Skyburst101
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    its all good, devs frequent around here. : shadebane
    • I'm very familiar with S2Jason's shacker status. I just couldn't recall what was lifted from the NDA. : Skyburst101
  • Yup it's totally illegal. We're all outlaws. Welcome, now if you tell anyone we'll have to deal with you. : Psigun
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    It's just pictures and videos. : SockMonkeh
    • Ok, thanks! : Skyburst101

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  Get off the plane. : Dave-A
  • Get to da choppa? : The Key
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  go and get your bags, im about to pack my stuff and checkout of this hotel and head over to the gaylord. : CoRDS
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    Pshaw, I didn't check anyhing in t wouldve been 15$ per bag. : nyranger66
    • That will teach you to pack when traveling. : pancake humper
• Stand up : PointlesS76
• take your shirt off and wring out the sweat... : massdev
• do a line of coke off of a horse's ass : dedgecko
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  Pants off : askedrelic
  • Dance off : MuteMode
• look I am sitting in a plane. In front of me is a massive throng of people all trying to get to the o : timmie
• I've heard you can make a lot of money if you rape sparkly. : tinfoilhatter
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  Do we have a Shacknews section in mind in the BYOC? Or just whoever sets up first gets to pick the spot? : Dynotaku
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    Yeah. Search hirezs post history. : nyranger66
    • I see nothing. :( : Dynotaku
• Sweet Dognose is on his way. : nyranger66
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  go on that awesome train-thing they have that goes around the airport. : Cihte
  • well, it's not really a train. but it's cool : Cihte
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  I think everyone should update us when they arrive in Dallas for Quakecon, since you know, everyone from ... : virus
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    This is a great idea virus. Let's run with it. : nyranger66
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      I hate running. Can we walk briskly? : virus
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        How briskly? Like nyc speed? : nyranger66
        • Sure - that works. Thanks. : virus
  • You are now able to check in on AA.com for your upcoming flight. !!! : Deathlove
  • Update: In Dallas : ninjase
• Lose the pants and start sucking : tashtego
• > yell "bomb" : ieGod
• We're in the airport. Mmm vodka. : loboca
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  Punch Mike for me. : Wadmaasi
  • I was going to do it anyways, but now I'll do it twice! : nyranger66
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  I'm having a late lunch at Texan Station; look for the guy at the bar with the tan t-shirt and Oakley sun... : the archvile
  • I'm sitting 7 floors up as you walk outside of the restaurant to your left. No lie. : hirosushima
• lol, since dognose has a minivan, he has become the un-official Shack taxi : .Jayson
• Cut a hole in the box. : grendel
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  update: now at the gaylord. : nyranger66
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    CoRDS just went to find food at the "Texan Station" inside the hotel. Something about the Lone Star Atri... : Galadriel07
    • i am now in Texas. 160 miles from Dallas : askedrelic
    • Have his number? Can you SM it to me. : nyranger66
• Get a twitter account : Spoetzl
• get a cowboy hat and start speaking funny : naabster
• apply some lube? : baconisgod
• Less than SIX HOURS until vacation starts!!! : fleabug
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  So nyranger66, fpsdavid, cordw, tastywheat, devnullgt, galadriel07, me...who else is here? : mrwolf710
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    Galadriel came in, too? : Deathlove
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      maybe not...I don't know : mrwolf710
      • Nope but I have a direct line of contact with CoRDS, TastyWheat, and Felicia. : Galadriel07
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    I am 50 miles from Dallas and picking u Hirez soon : askedrelic
    • texting and driving is deadly! : Patch-e
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    I also so rudds too earlier talking to some people. : mrwolf710
    • so = saw : mrwolf710
  • I am still debating if I want to drive 16 hours to go :( : aggressor
  • I'm still at work =/ : action roommate
  • I'm here with hirosushima : Jonathan
• 8 of us are at Texan Station talking about stuff near the big screen TV. : the archvile
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  Someone just said the BYOC was ready and should be open pretty soon for people : mrwolf710
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    I think my sprint mobile broadband card thingie in my laptop is faster here at Quakecon than it has ever ... : mrwolf710
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      You should be drinking. : Deathlove
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        in byoc line (all by myself..sniff) : mrwolf710
        • you're doing it wrong : Deathlove
    • meh, speedtest.net says 1.0MB down and .45 MB up. guess it's not so fast. : mrwolf710
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      Can you update when they start letting people in? I'm planning on heading up there tonight to drop off m... : G0aTCheeZ
      • yep will do : mrwolf710
• Rent a car and drive to Austin. Dallas sucks. : biskits
• Round up some cowboys and have a sexy party : mayooms

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  burn him : das_runt
  • that guy is the klerck of rottentomatoes : gmd
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  I haven't seen the movie, and I probably won't because I can't stomach gory violence. Having said tha... : UtilityMaximizer
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    does it really look gory? more so than half life 2? : multisync
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      it is suppose to be pretty violent : gmd
      • oh i didn't get that from the trailer - just explosions and stuff : multisync
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  http://www.rottentomatoes.com/author/author-2725/ : dantastic
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    this dude hated Up :( : MrBig0
    • fuck that guy. : silent prophet
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      i liked his review quote for 500 days of summer haha : dantastic
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        " It is so annoyingly cute about the smartness of middle-class young white people in love that one quickl... : dantastic
        • Hes looking for some romance in the hood, complete with bullets wizzing by, give him a break! : et72
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    Interesting. He seems to give positive reviews for poorly-rated but otherwise "big" movies. (as in, lot... : DinK
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      Read his review for Transformers 2. So bizarre. He complement's bays ability to have a scene where Mega... : pigvomit
      • He's a troll. : chrisschutz
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    Wow, he's like a nega-critic. Reverse his opinion and you're probably right. I mean, he didn't like Star ... : Conan
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      Jesus, I didn't even see his GI Joe review. Although I suspected he would like it. : pigvomit
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        " G.I. Joe must be understood as an authentic measurement of our cultural values. Its appeal to the pop-c... : Lionhart32935
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          hahaha oh man : mikecyb
          • My brain hurts. : brickmatt
        • Fuck, I couldn't best that if I tried. : Conan
        • GI Joe = Supports the troops. Win. Iron Man = Former warhawk defense contractor turns into liberal. Fail... : silent prophet
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    that guy is fucking rediculous. Movies he reviewed poorly: Up Star Trek District 9 Harry Potter 6... : mindmann
    • hahahaha so he's the guy who keeps bad movies from getting a 0% : Whistler77
    • WOW...... that sums it up perfectly, what a retard. : abrasion
  • This guy is facinating. He is not just a troll with a big vocabulary, he also has crazy love for bad movi... : byorn
  • it seems like he gets off being a contrarian. : smax
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    he liked The Hurt Locker, though. : DonkeyPopsicle
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      but he also called Mission to Mars a "visionary standard-setter", which is beyond laughable. : DonkeyPopsicle
      • maybe he meant it set a standard for how not to make a science fiction movie : mikecyb
  • Jesus christ, is he just trolling? : Mecha Tofu Pirate
  • Wow, that guy has fucking awful taste. : thetangent
  • He likes some reaaaaaaallly bad films. : spdon
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    Haha, in his Star Trek review he called Mission to Mars a "visionary standards-setter". Mission to Mars i... : sgtsanity
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      I still can't get over the Tim Robbins space rescue attempt scene. She ran out of thrust and had to turn... : pigvomit
      • There were so many things wrong with that movie that it's opening Pandora's Box to try and pick a few ind... : riptyde
  • He gave Dark Knight a negative review. : Milleh
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    http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/1897/armondwhiteisntinsane.jpg : Cashh
    • lol : Milleh
• Hardly a bold prediction but... http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=20632771 That guy is a fuckin... : pigvomit
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  Ooh, it's at 20/20 now. It was just 10/10 last couple times I checked. Excitement rising! (don't kno... : DinK
  • Because even rottentomatoes is on to him? He didn't even review the movie so much as rail on about how mu... : Teiresias
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  The first negative review of a movie based around apartheid comes from a black man named White. : NEX!
  • hahahahhahah : slickdoody
  • lol wtf : silent prophet
  • One big oxy MORON that guy... : ShadowRam
  • Hahah : notd665
  • lol : goatjc
  • Hahaha, awesome! : Arcanum
  • haha, excellent : DonkeyPopsicle
  • ahahaha : Link.
  • racism is funny lol : aldraek
  • lol : sanchez
  • ahahahaha : thetangent
  • lol : grabbie
  • Irony Overload Imminent Captain. : AgentPothead
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  I want to see Ebert take this guy on in a cage match. : pigvomit
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    From the GI Joe review. HE'S CALLING YOU OUT EBERT! "...today’s politically unconscious movi : pigvomit
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      So... he liked Transformers 2 and GI Joe because they have jingoist undertones. Gotcha. : silent prophet
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        G.I. Joe = AMERICA : DonkeyPopsicle
        • AMERICA=FUCK YES : K0LM
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      He liked The Hurt Locker until other people got on the bandwagon, now it's overrated. What a faggot : smax
      • yeah, i noticed that. he gave it a positive review, but now that other people like it, he says it's overr... : mindmann
    • ...I'm pretty fucking sure Transformers 2 does nothing better than Hurt Locker. : Shivawn
    • He spelled Lara wrong. : cookblaze
    • Armond White would not know realpolitik if it bit him in the ass. : sgtsanity
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  This is going to be the first video game movie to be awesome...and its not a video game. :( : MercFox1
  • this is possibly the secret of making a good video game movie - make movies for video games that don't ex... : fatbeaner
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  I feel like this might be kind of childish but I stopped talking to somebody after hearing their opinions... : socksta
  • Girl has a point. Never thought of it that way. : Dave-A
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    Does God have a sex ? That would make every human gay if we follow her logic : MrLobo
    • what does God need with a starship? : DonkeyPopsicle
    • male : fathertime
    • I don't... I don't think that's the same type of love, MrLobo. : .sticks.
  • Robots don't have sex organs at all in Wall-E, It's a goddamn kids movie. In japan I'm sure they have rob... : thrallie200
  • Your reply: Invalid opinion. Robots in Wall-E don't have gender or sex. : MercFox1
  • You should tell her that means she's a dirty whore because she can't process a situation with companions ... : DinK
  • Wall-E is clearly a male robot and Eve is clearly female. Everything about their designs state this. Sh... : exigence7
  • Its a little hard to be gay when you have no sexual organs at all. : silent prophet
  • That's a perfectly valid reason to stop talking to her. She is obviously a broken and sad individual. : SqueegyTBS
  • Find something she likes and completely tear it to shreds using analogies to her thoughts on Wall-E. : Prozium
  • lol you let your woman talk : armybob
  • If someone said something that stupid to me I'd probably start hating them too. : SenorSpine
  • lol socksta, this person sounds awesome : royalally
  • the underlying assumption is that "gay = bad". that's where i stop giving a shit about her opinions. : biskits
  • You have to admit. They were pretty gay. : Godhatesfatpeople
  • I think you made the right decision. : Conan
  • Sounds like something I would say, in a completely joking way. : walker270
  • You need to face her. Look her in the eyes, bring forth that unknown feeling you get at night that you mi... : mace
  • Clearly one was masculine and one was feminine : MoreVespeneGas
  • she was probably joking and now she thinks you're a square : Zek
  • Holy shit that hurt my head. You made a good decision because that person's a fucking moron. : MurrayTheSkull
  • That kinda makes it more awesome : ninjase
  • Some people just don't care about gender I guess : rosewood
  • they don't deserve even a minute of time. : moe6
  • is she hot? she sounds perfect for me : gmd
  • i hope its not one of your girlfriends friends. Now you will do everything to avoid a situation !! : rbjester
  • ahahahha gay robots! still wall-e was mediocre, but not because of gay robots. : BauriceMastard
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  He does this shit for the attention and it's working. : K1Bond007
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    Yeah but the New York Press is actually paying for his reviews, what the hell? : Mecha Tofu Pirate
    • I grew up in NYC and never once heard of the paper till i heard about this douche. Then again i can't... : squigiliwams
• It's about time that RT seriously considers removing the troll... : Milleh
• Now I really want to see the movie. If Armond White hates it, it's almost certain to be good. : riptyde
• The guy didn't like Star Trek but found Land of the Lost delightful. Enough said. : themaestro2657
• What a fucking assbag. : Ajax
• Whenever he posts a review, I usually view or don't view based upon the opposite of his posts. He sucks h... : historyinthemaking
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  lol check out his review for Dance Flick: http://www.nypress.com/article-19879-dance-flick.html : ninjase
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    "Marxian Brothers parody subverts Hollywood" what : ninjase
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      i think he's saying they're like the Marx Brothers : dirge23
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        It's Dance Flick : ninjase
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          i didn't see it : dirge23
          • go watch a preview : mikecyb
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    Hold the fucking phone. No matter how many people get verklempt over the lugubrious Benjamin Button, : treefingers1
    • Hahahahahahahaha fuck That takes the cake. : lodit
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      What the hell? Why does Rotten Tomatoes even track his scores then? This is obviously bullshit. : Mecha Tofu Pirate
      • Metacritic is better : brickmatt
    • This guy is a profession troll. : eldiablo01
    • 8 mile was a decent film! : datoo
    • What balls. This guy is suddenly my new idol. : WaterSign
• LoL Also, White is a self-absorbed prick. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armond_White: : dnurk
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  All hail the king of trolls. : Geoffrois
  • Not many people can make a career out of it. He is to be admired. : Psigun
• this guys liked t4 and transformers 2, nuff said. : BauriceMastard
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  Armond W. writes: on Aug 12 2009 01:36 PM You are calling me "retard" and a bunch of different slurs, : smax
  • That wasn't him. : Psigun
• There is always one dumb motherfucker who looks at the 100% positive reviews and says "Im not going to be... : et72
• DO NOT CALL THE POLICE IF YOU SEE SOMEONE BREAKING INTO HIS HOUSE : et72

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  WOW, you got ripped off, you could have got twice as much cash elsewhere. : DogDharma
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    yeah that was one of those impulses you should have avoided : boomstickah
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      Instant gratifaction FTW. I just didn't feel like dealing with craigslist or ebay, and all the people th... : Topsiderover
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        They would have fixed your xbox for free. There is no win in there from where I stand. : Lightzout
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          it was a luanch-day xbox, my understanding was that the warranty was only extended to 3 years from date o... : Topsiderover
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            I believe if you call them they will still fix it. I had mine out of warranty and the online form thing d... : rhuntley12
            • well if that's true, then it's a bit of a bummer 'cause the deal is done now. : Topsiderover
  • btw, the 60gb PS3 sells for over $400, so it's not like I walked away with nothing. : Topsiderover
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  I'm surprised they had a 60gb PS3 there. : Begawkiness
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    They didn't. It's being flown in from another gamestop out of state. : Topsiderover
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      how the hell is this instant gratification?? : MrBig0
      • Next day air shipping = close enough : Topsiderover
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  Exclusives: God of War God of War 2 Ico Katamari Damacy Metal Gear Solid 3 Ratchet and Clank (Serie... : ieGod
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    You'll notice FFX is missing from this list. There's a reason for that. : ieGod
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      reason: you forgot it. ffx is a fantastic game : Sparticuse
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        Definitely the series' low point. : ieGod
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          i can not think of any aspect of X that was inferior (except maybe the main character looking like meg ry... : Sparticuse
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            FFX is the worst FF game. The combat is boring. Oh, an armored enemy, let me switch in my "fight armo : cornchak
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              Your synopsis is, in fact, filled with errors. you obviously weren't paying attention when the story was... : Sparticuse
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                My synopsis is, in fact, filled with errors because I don't give a shit about correctly a) recalling the : cornchak
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                  you aren't trying to remember it, yet you just wrote a short story on it... by the way, you are still ge... : Sparticuse
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                    What did I get wrong? : cornchak
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                      tidus is not a time traveler, auron is not a time traveler, tidus doesn't realize until the very end that : Sparticuse
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                        I know they all have campy stories. I love final fantasy games. I've played all of them, beginning with... : cornchak
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                          I even played and loved FFX-2, which has the same areas, two of the same main characters, cameos from all... : cornchak
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                            yeah, i tried to play ffx-2... i even played it for like 4 hours cuz people told me it was good. all i g... : Sparticuse
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                              the "dress up" was the best, most pure FF job system the games have ever had : grendel
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                                most pure? how the hell do you come to that conclusion? if i wanted to be a specific class i had to jum... : Sparticuse
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                                  The dress sphere system was awesome exactly for that reason. You could plan out what jobs you wanted to f... : cornchak
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                                    you didnt say it was "great" or "tactical" or anything along those lines. you said it was "pure" needin... : Sparticuse
                                    • I didn't say it was "pure" anything. That was grendel. : cornchak
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                        Also, Tidus' dad is for sure sin, not Yuna's dad. When you are correcting people about things, you shoul... : cornchak
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                          sorry, i got one out of like 10 things wrong. so much worse than your record... : Sparticuse
                          • Again, I wasn't correcting you on anything. I was recalling what turns out to be a major plot point in t... : cornchak
                  • lol, whatever. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy_X#Story : cornchak
            • Yeah, I wasn't a big fan of the story in this one (although really, how many times can you do ~ the same ... : one random winner
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    Cool, I'm told Shadow of the Colossus is one of the greatest ever, so I'm certainly picking that up. You... : Topsiderover
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      Shadow of the Colossus is one of my favorite games. I hear good things about FFXII but I can't recommend ... : ieGod
      • FFXII was an interesting game. one of the series' biggest departures from the standard, what with its re... : Sparticuse
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        I just finished FFXII and it was awesome. Here's a mini-review if you would like to read it: http://www... : cornchak
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          I started FFXII the other day. My thoughts watching the opening. "WTF IS this shit star wars or fucking ... : lcizzle
          • Yeah, that was in my list of negatives about the game. It looks like xiii will be even worse in this reg... : cornchak
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    God of War is probably the thing I regret most about not getting a PS2. I hear about the game all the ti... : handofthrawn
    • Basically, it's the story of a hardcore badass becoming one of the ultimate hardcore badasses. All the w... : one random winner
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      The two God of War games are two of my favorite games of last generation, rank pretty highly on my all-ti... : Begawkiness
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        I've been playing wolverine on xbox 360 and it feels like ninja gaiden. Huge bosses, endless amounts of ... : handofthrawn
        • Sort of, except pretty much everything is melee and you just trash them all. Later they can take a lot o... : one random winner
        • I played the demo, they are similar in concept for sure but the presentation and polish of God of War is ... : Begawkiness
        • God of War 1/2 were infinitely more enjoyable given their reliance on a wonderful blend of quick time eve... : dedgecko
        • except the part where Wolverine is quite mediocre and God of War is amazing. There's not a single thing W... : derelict515
      • Good deal, those two look like another pick up for me then. : Topsiderover
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  terrible decision : maulla
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    I did have a hard time with this one, as my first impulse was to just buy a new 360. I had to come to gr... : Topsiderover
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      You still wasted a bunch of money. Surely you would have been better off selling the games and any access... : ateam311
      • it was worth the difference in cash to not have to deal with the private market, I know I might have been... : Topsiderover
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      Don't sweat it there are plenty of great PS3 exclusives. : ieGod
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        Yeah, there's like 7 of them. : Lunatic Angelic
        • Is this supposed to be a potshot or something? The number of 360 exclusives I care about is about on par ... : ieGod
        • as opposed to the 7 360 exclusives? : brainchild420
        • Welcome to 2007. : ihya
      • Not really... since I picked up my PS3 a few months ago I've managed to play through ALL decent PS3 exclu... : Milleh
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        I'm not even that worried about exclusives. There's a few of them, but it seems like most of the AAA stu... : Topsiderover
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          inFamous is awesome. Pick that up immediately. : MercFox1
          • Agreed, the more I played the better it got, and I still boot it back up and play it sometimes these days... : Begawkiness
    • Knowing this, you're fine and will be very happy with what you've done. Sad to see another 360 leave the ... : xsoulbrothax
  • I have to agree with Maulla on this one. : Milleh
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  I nominate this as the "FAIL" thread of the day : MrLobo
  • I'll second that motion : HojuSimpson
  • "FAIL" Thread of the week at least, lets get serious here. : greh kleh
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  Hope you have a fetish for loading bars. Fucking PS3. : ryuuseki
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    PSuxor3 RITE RYUUSEKI? : ateam311
    • U KNOW IT! \o : ryuuseki
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  Fuck tha haters. Buy the shit out of the Ratchet & Clank games (PS2 and PS3), the Burnout games (Best Buy... : MercFox1
  • Burnout Revenge is the only Burnout worth owning besides Paradise. The old ones have been completely ecli... : h o s t i l e
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  that's the kind of thong drug addicts do... for drugs, not ps3s : burningpantsman
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    like I said, the xbox was dead, and the hadn't been touched in nearly a year. I just wanted rid of it. : Topsiderover
    • the wii, the wii hadn't been touched in nearly a year. : Topsiderover
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  Metal Gear Solid Essentials (MGS1, 2, & 3) R-Type Final Metal Slug Anthology The Warriors Persona 3 &... : Frank_Mackey
  • I have an extra copy of R-Type Final if you want it. Just PM me your mailing address. : Frank_Mackey
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  Why would you do this? You could have made more than twice the money and still bought yourself a PS3. You... : Link.
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    Because I don't feel like explaining it a 3rd time, please read the rest of the thread. : Topsiderover
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      I read your reasoning. That doesn't make it any less horrid and foolish. : Link.
      • To each their own then. : Topsiderover
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  I did this a while back when the DVD drive died on the refurb they sent me. I did miss it and rebought a... : .Jayson
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    And I may some time down the road as well. I just didn't have a compelling reason to get another 360 rig... : Topsiderover
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      I hear you. By the time you buy another, they will probably have yet another revision with a price d... : .Jayson
      • No kidding, nothing like switching sides in the console wars to get the flamers going. : Topsiderover
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  Do you have any 360 games still that you might want to trade for PS3 games? : .Jayson
  • Sorry mate, traded the whole lot of 'em. If I had thought that some shackers might do straight trades, I... : Topsiderover
• Play Uncharted and Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction! : grendel
• Congratulations for supporting your local pawn shop! : Code RedBeard