Good morning! Or good afternoon, I should say. Perhaps even evening. If it's already Saturday, I am afraid this is not for the likes of you--shove off. While 97% of the population is incorrect for thinking Friday is named after frying, I think Frigg would be honoured if everyone were to celebrate the day with fried egg, fried bacon, fried bread, fried mushrooms, bubble and squeak, fried sausage, fried tomato, toast and beans.
And no "casual Friday" nonsense--a suit is needed to properly show off grease stains.