Morning Discussion: 'Splosion Wednesday!

by Chris Faylor, Jul 22, 2009 6:00am PDT

I still remember the first time we heard about 'Splosion Man. It was April 1, and there were so many other joke announcements, we thought that was one of them. But no, it turned out that the story of a man who explodes his enemies into "chunks of ham and ribeyes" was real, as evidenced by its current availability on Xbox Live Arcade.

I had meant to get up early and play for a bit to provide a more comprehensive overview, but, you know how getting up early is sometimes. And hey, there's a free demo!

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By: chilln x Show Full Post

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Women wtf?

I owe my girl roommate 18 dollars for pro-rated old time warner bill.

She owes me 12 dollars for pro-rated new u-verse bill.

Her: "hey, can you get me that 18 dollars? I need to put it down on my sheet that you paid"

Me: "okay but, since you owe me 12, why dont I just hit you with 6 and we will be straight."

Her: "no no no, give me the 18 dollars, and ill get you your 12 back, I need my spreadsheet entered right, if we do it your way everything will be WRONG!"

Me: "uh, okay."

Jul 22, 2009 5:20pm PDT

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Women wtf? I owe my girl roommate 18 dollars for pro-rated old time warner bill. She owes me 12 dol... : chilln
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  yeah you're not getting that $12 later. : dirge23
  - you say "women wtf" but she just scammed you. : dirge23
- Fuck it... just give her the $6 : ju$tmon3y
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  Is she an accountant? : MagicWishMonkey
  - She can't be, because to an accountant (me) this makes 0 sense unless they're giving eachother actual inv... : Milleh
- yeah, i would just say no : mystikal
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  she's clever. you just got owned bro : electroly
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    yep. the thing to do is give her the $18 and while it's still in her hand, say, "okay, you can mark it do... : dirge23
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      no, give her $6 and $12 in monopoly money. Have her mark it down, then have her give you the monopoly mon... : Prozium
      
      I like this idea a lot : Trepex
- Joining in the "just give her $6" crowd. Make a spread sheet to show how the math works, print it out, an... : pharom
- Slap her and tell her to get in the kitchen and make you a sandwich. : bawbeh
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  Give her $6 and the rest in Monopoly money and then have her give you the play money back : dognose
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    and then give her the "You won second place in a beauty contest" community chest card. : manero
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      Then kick her in the face and yell "Game over, I just upset the board hahahahaha!" : dognose
      
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      yeah!!! : manero
      
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      FILL THAT VAGINA UP WITH BUCKETS OF SANDDDDDD : Milleh
      
      and then put the little Top Hat piece on it : pharom
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  The money will know where it came from and what it's applied to! We must not fool the money god
  
  Jul 22, 2009 5:26pm PDT
  
  The money will know where it came from and what it's applied to! We must not fool the money god : jigstah
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  She's an idiot. : Milleh
  - she's playing dumb. he's the idiot. : dirge23
- Math fail. : abrasion
- Tell your Mom you need it for lunch. She'll understand then. : Ooghijmiqtxxa
- is she hot at least? : Theos
- Sounds like Grade-A BS to me. I never heard of a "bank" that didn't accept money. Give her the $6 and say... : aldraek
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  just get 18 singles out and perform the transaction in front of her. give her the $18 and say: "here's : dopeman
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    And then spit on her. Film it in case she cries. : rosewood
    - And then while she's crying give her a slice of cake to eat. : tinfoilhatter
  - CUNTASAURUS-REX : Milleh

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