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  why so angry :-( : dahanese
  • also if you power through it you can go fuck around in the city afterward and that's fun. especially if y... : dahanese
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    I'm so sick of this game. I'm sick of the frustrating parts, and I'm sick of the ridiculous boss battles... : virus
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      i can understand that. some of it was supremely frustrating. and timed shit always stresses me out. : dahanese
      • i bought the game on PC and spent like 6 or 7 hours game time in the city before i even started my first ... : jane911
  • virus post : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  with some games I really wish I could punch the developers in the eye : spiderfill
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    Yeah - I dare these guys to come to my house for pizza one day. DARE THEM. : virus
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      no need. watch them be arrogant douchebags on the internet http://www.gametrailers.com/video/gdc-2008-pro... : spiderfill
      • I'm going to watch this just so I can hate them more. : virus
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  haha i have to admit ive been amused reading your posts as you progress through all the parts of the game... : smacknca
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    I have never been this frustrated with a video game in my entire life. NEVER. : virus
    • COD4 on veteran? : Milleh
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  For the last guy I had to resort to jumping and landing close to him and use the power that shoots spires... : Derringer
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    I tried that. Then I even got him down to 1 sliver of health left and he did his devastator on me and ki... : virus
    • Yeah, that damn devastator is just stupid that it's a one-hit kill on you. : Derringer
• Hooray - here's the total spoiled ending. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwsrdomusgY Ok - now I'm o... : virus
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  I started playing this a couple of days ago, and I can't think of any game I've disliked more in quite a ... : peanut-
  • I loved the game except for those two boss fights, they ruined the game for sure. : Derringer
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    I feel like this game just didn't go through QA or focus testing... that or every complaint and suggestio... : mikecyb
    • The best part is those dev diaries and how proud they all were and how convinced they seemed to be that t... : brickmatt
  • Yeah this is the exact same way I felt after a couple of hours. I still find some enjoyment turning it on... : nodebug
  • Want to swap me for something I have? : scottythejock
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  I beat that game out of pure spite because by the end I fucking hated it. I beat the final boss on like t... : mikecyb
  • That's pretty much how I beat him as well, took me a fair few tries though. : Inadrys
  • This worked for me as well. All of your normal powers (save the spike or critical pain devastators) are ... : Clasifyd
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  Seriously that part were he eats the apple....WTF shut your mouth emo protagonist! : IncursionZ
  • bwahaha this will never get old : Mad Brahmin Disease
• I beat him on my first try having never unlocked any devastators but the first, shrug. : derelict515
• Give it to me, I'll beat it because you're obviously a giant fucking pussy. I'll even drive over to G : yosemiteclimber
• how much? : i poop from there
• Wow... if you listen carefully you can hear the sand falling out of his vagina. : Sebastian-TEC
• lol wut. The entire game was easy as shit. I died to random shit while trying to bring down hives/mili... : Helter Skelter
• I ragecheated from the final Elizabeth Greene fight onwards :( : moe6
• Strange, I found the final boss to be weak and tasty. : jasoncrowley

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  msconfig man, msconfig. : abrasion
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    msconfig is for children. A real man manipulates his registry directly by his own hand : HojuSimpson
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      This. I hate msconfig with a passion because its like cheating. : SigENeaT
      • lol : derelict515
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        wtf that is so ridiculous : industro
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          I only use keyboard shortcuts. The mouse is like cheating. : skinlab133
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            i don't use a monitor. i know what is happening based on my keyboard inputs. if i mess up, it's my faul... : EvilDolemite
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              Pfft, keyboards. I jam wires into my brain and sent the right electronic signals directly to my mobo : locater16
              • i need to start hitting refresh before posting : sludge vohaul
              • pffft! I fathered a baby so that I could keep the child in an enclosed room interfacing only with my PC.... : Grumbeld
              • noob. You're still using wires? : Agrona
            • I remote desktop with space-time sensory perception and the magic of prayer : royalally
            • Coincidentally, a year or two back there was an Ask/Tell on SA about being blind. The OP had been blind ... : bipolar
          • I only program in zeros and ones, everything else is cheating. I typed this by inputting ascii codes fro... : sludge vohaul
          • I actually get angry at pop-up messages in programs that require me to use to mouse instead of using the ... : bld
      • You can always tell a "good" tech guy by how incredibly inefficient they are : maulla
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        I hate it because every time you touch it always pops up the next time you reboot. god I hate that. : deject
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          Doesn't the dialog feature a "never bother me again" checkbox? : Agrona
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            XP doesn't. : Dontdrop
            • course it does. you check the box and it won't return, unless you make more changes. : EvilDolemite
          • Yes, it does. : Helter Skelter
      • lol : moshman
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        I do all my .NET development in notepad because Visual Studio is cheating. : Saman
        • notepad? god. Anyone with real skill uses punch cards. Compile once and run your shit right. : derelict515
      • I know how you feel. I use netscape navigator because firefox is cheating. : twifosp
      • Hahaha : bolneze
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      all msconfig does is uncheck registry entries, essentially, or change their string, dword, or hex values : EvilDolemite
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        yeah man but it's a gui. FUCK COME ON. : pancake humper
        • In my universe, gui's are a jailable offence. : SigENeaT
    • by his own hand banging the keyboard with his erect penif. : cerealSAM2
  • lol seriously : Dravenport
  • startup.exe > all : Derringer
  • I never did this because if you changed anything in MSconfig it switched from the 'default startup' to 's... : jingletard
• http://www.mlin.net/StartupCPL.shtml : 60days
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  http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb963902.aspx : yonderboy
  • ^^^best damn app to deal with this stuff. i never bother hunting around manually anymore thanks to autor... : smacknca
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  Man, the registry is such a pile of shit. Ugh. : taronish
  • Yea, I'd rather have a bunch of configuration files scattered to hell and back! : rosewood

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• Articles like this aren't worth the bytes they consume on a webserver. : abrasion
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  The assertion itself is so stupid that it disarms any counterargument. : SpaecKow
  • That's a much more clever way of saying what I meant. : abrasion
• Article's tarded. : MercFox1
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  L4d is pretty racist, you kill white dudes all the time. as if there weren't zombies of other skin color. : razorblade79
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    like sickle cell is primarily a black thing, zombieism is primarily a white thing. : xxiv
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      the zombie virus is racist : dirge23
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        Only pure aryan zombies can rise to power. All others are merely food. : Crimsonbeak
        • jewish ones come back to life : CoRDS
• Yeah keep being a victim, loser. : Marrbe
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  Article on Joystiq mentioned this blog post: The irony is that now that the games themselves are seeming : UselessHack
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    ^ pretty much how I feel : kainen1
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      this game is racist. it only lets me shoot white people in the face. : dirge23
      • ^ racist : Ride-My-Rocket
• zombie stole my bike :( : deviantpaul
• Don't give this attention and clicks. That's why it was written--don't give it any traffic. : porp
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  African Americans? In New Orleans? *Must* be racist - you never see folks of that skin color there! ... : genom
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    Well clearly they should have set the game in a major city without a large black population. So basicall... : riptyde
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      Anchorage man. Actually, I was watching gangland on History or Discovery (can't recall) an it was fascina... : bombay
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        thats just ridiculous. how do they keep the handshake secret? : Degenerate
        • Fuck, G, everybody knows you can't see shit in blizzards. : bombay
• We all know African Americans are immune to the zombie plague. : RogerDandy
• mmmm. Chocolate zombies. : Fyunch Click
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  I want a L4D expansion pack where I'm a Border Guard in Laredo and I am deputized by the government into ... : fatbeaner
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    I want to play this co-op with you and kaiser! : Degenerate
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      "Keeping the nation safe and increasing it's property value... one headshot at a time" : fatbeaner
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        Do they come across with lawnmowers? I'd be scared of zombies with lawnmowers. : Fyunch Click
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          lawnmowers and oranges : Degenerate
          • the horror.....the horror... although it would be cool to use a lawnmower a la Braindead. : Fyunch Click
        • ice cream cart zombie : boomstickah
        • the eerie sound of zombie Mexican children moaning "Chicle? Chicle? Chicle?" it shudders the soul : fatbeaner
• Though the game isn't out yet, it's already causing an uproar No.. no it's not.. it's just some prick ... : itsjames
• What the fuck. This is a stupid article. Given my history of calling games racist, If I say this is st... : Rice-Rocketeer
• I submit that the author of this article is in fact racist, and is part of the problem. Are idiots lik... : DinK
• I noticed that confederate ghosts in Ghostbusters did tend to gang up on Winston. : pigvomit
• RE5 part 2 : Fish_Bulb

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• Yes. : tharger
• I find it hard to hate the look of anything breasted, really. : Agrona
• Manny Calavera : cpt_gloval
• The old navy double-breasted suit jackets were terrible. Big fat mofos used to wear them. Nowadays dbl... : hankyJR

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  LOL "The parents may sue the city, medical bills are mounting and Alexia lost one shoe!" : lcizzle
  • OMFG A SHOE!!! id sue : i poop from there
  • hahahaha : sanchez
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    what the fuck medical bills? she looks fine to me. she's getting an MRI NEXT WEEK to check on her spine... : valael
    • I would just be happy I had all my teeth still. Just imagine if she caught her chin on the concrete on t... : lcizzle
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  "I'd see a big orange cone!!" but not a big open hole apparently : Trips
  • Bright orange does tend to stick out against concerete more than nothing. Just sayin. : boarder2
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  The MRI will be performed my dr. Nik : tinfoilhatter
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    "Who knew inflammable meant flammable!?" : invisible_kid
    • ahahaha thank you for bringing it back! : umegastar
• "Do you want that shoe back?" "Naw, it can just stay there." Woodward & Burnstein ain't got shit on t... : PlanetPerfecto
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  does not deliver, needs re-enactment or CCTV footage of the incident! : VuduChild
  • They are already putting together a Lifetime movie. : Sebastian-TEC
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  This whole thing is dumb, but both the girl and the city fucked up. She should've been paying more attent... : Vincent Grayson
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    Exactly, but still no ground for lawsuits. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      Maybe, maybe not. If they really do end up with significant medical expenses and the city employees fucke... : Vincent Grayson
      • The city should just counter sue for trespassing or littering. (bitches shoe clogged up the sewer causing... : lcizzle
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      Yes there is. There was no protection for the manhole. What if this happened to a 2 year old kid? : razlebol
      • Then its stupidass parents should be the ones going to jail? : Mad Brahmin Disease
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        Then the parents shouldn't have given the kid a cell phone. : Ride-My-Rocket
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          Sure she wasn't intelligent for texting and walking at the same time but it still doesn't explain the fac... : razlebol
          • I was joking about the 2yr old : Ride-My-Rocket
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            Or the KID, right? Because 2-year olds roam the streets by themselves, right? : Mad Brahmin Disease
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              It doesn't matter if they don't even walk alone. Do you have kids? You do know that they start running so... : razlebol
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                Cones wouldn't stop a two year old. Wtf planet are you from? : Chod
                • There aren't only cones that protect manholes normally.. If there is only cones, there is normally someon... : razlebol
    • Please, what planet do you come from? Any lawyer can get money out of this. : unsound
  • Exactly, if only they could sue her for being a retard. : nodebug
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  wtf related lololol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxYdI2oVQ9o&feature=related : jane911
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    lmao i love how there's two other bums just randomly fighting. the first bum is glad no one saw that! : zdiddy85
    • the dude might be filming his friends doing some choregraphed fight ? dunno just an idea. : barichnikov
  • Was he picking it up to clobber the other bum with it? lol. : theghostofsmdever
• The whole town should be nuked from orbit : theghostofsmdever
• hahhhaha. ommg fucking idiots. : StolenNosferatu
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  she's kinda hot but that accent is a serious turn off : moe6
  • I'd fuck her in that sewer : umegastar
  • I fucking hate that accent : fishbone
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    i must be missing something, she doesn't look hot at all : Dravenport
    • Likely that you are missing that pedophilia instinct. : Endymion_
• Medical bills are mounting ? she got a bruise ffs ! : imperator
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  VICTIM : d fluke
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    OF GRAVITY, NEWS AT 11. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      GRAVITY ON TRIAL : spazzium
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        GRAVITY SHOT BY COMMON SENSE AT COURT HOUSE, WAS IT ALL A CONSPIRACY???? : Dravenport
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          GRAVITY SERVED RESTRAINING ORDER, PLAINTIFF TO BE THROWN INTO DEEP SPACE : conandan
          • haha : Fish_Bulb
• I still don't understand why this retarded story is national news. It's both their faults, it could have... : Begawkiness
• Does she have a case Bean? Rikitiki2? : packav

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  No way he got a 4.0 GPA. They still count PE on report cards, right? : BlackCat9
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    You don't take PE in college though. : Vincent Grayson
    • Oh yeah. Well now I look like even more of a retard in comparison. : BlackCat9
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      Cavalin has maintained an A-plus average in such subjects as algebra, history, astronomy and physical edu : gendail
      • You didn't have to take Phys Ed in Uni? I took a bowling class for mine at the University of Houston lol.... : theghostofsmdever
      • Plenty of schools have mandatory phys ed courses. Not that they're worth many credits. : Zek
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    Well it was an AA degree from what's apparently a community college too. : DinK
    • Maybe, but he's still 11 years old. : valael
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  he's a virgin; pussy will destroy Data. : massdev
  • Either he's going to do amazing things or he's going to burn out on drugs and girls as a teenager. : lyme
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  fuck im 28 and i can barely spell my name. : i poop from there
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    your username doesn't scream maturity either : valael
    • :D thx! : i poop from there
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  And how does playing the Piano help humanity? : Wisp!
  • cures cancer. everyone knows that : i poop from there
• Bravo to him. Should've majored in engineering if wanted to something useful though. Although who knows, ... : pap26
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  Sounds like something a know-it-all 11 year old would say. : cetra00
  • Well he's a fan of Bruce Lee so that sorta makes up for it, also he plans to be a Physicist a Movie Actor... : imperator
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  don't most child geniuses end up doing nothing of particular note? I swear I read an article on this some... : aeg1x
  • That wouldn't surprise me. I imagine living life the way he has tends to lead to a pretty odd sense of se... : Vincent Grayson
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    You probably read the article on the girl that became a hooker. I don't have the link handy, but it was a... : skizl
    • http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-550549/How-child-prodigy-Oxford-130-hour-prostitute.html It's : ShekkyBoy
  • I was thinking about this very subject yesterday. You always hear stories about 12 year olds going to co... : riptyde
  • yeah. they burn out or drop out or become recluses, it's usually the people with moderate/high success la... : Audhuml4
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  At least I can still beat him up. : aggro crag
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    Are you sure? He does martial arts apparently. : lyme
    • But Walker told him he has AIDS. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Get me to faster than light speeds, now. : Sebastian-TEC
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  Good, I'm glad this kid wants to use his intellect to help humanity. That means I don't have to do it. ... : LemonJoose
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    Wait a minute. Still impressive, but EAST LA COMMUNITY COLLEGE isn't exactly MIT, now is it? : LemonJoose
    • true, but an article I read a month or so ago said better colleges were courting him. : anhero
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      i think that you have to be in a special program. Not many colleges offer that shit, so you know, gotta t... : StolenNosferatu
      • but i'm not exactly sure. so take that with a grain of salt. : StolenNosferatu
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  East LA College... nuff said : fvariance
  • fuck, beatened : fvariance
  • I was born in East LA! : riptyde
  • What's the problem with that? : Godhatesfatpeople
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  A supergenius who wants to help humanity is just one tragic, soul crushing accident away from supervillai... : nurglich
  • nah its cool he's from east la so he's really a tard : algernoN8
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  I am saddened to see your responses to this story. How quickly we forget the shining example set for us b... : Alice O'Connor
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    Yes on one and no on two? : RyDogg1
    • Which was yes? The destroy Russia, or the, uh, number two? : ZTac
  • I don't see becoming a rock star anywhere in his plans :| The Hong Kong Cavaliers were hard rocking sc... : ZTac
  • Buckaroo is the Leonardo of modern times though. This kid sounds like a twat. : Fyunch Click
• So is that site : MoreVespeneGas
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  Video games will give birth to true A.I. : freakynipples69
  • true AI is going to run the harvester straight through the enemy base. =/ : skryte
• whatta nerd. : xxiv
• HEY. Fuck you, guy. : lightly inclined
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  Well he is somewhat correct, what skills have playing video games given us? There was a cartoon floating... : stgdz
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    it's not the point. every hobby or activity doesn't have to contribute to the betterment of mankind. i ju... : xxiv
    • In fact most hobbies or leisure activities don't contribute to the betterment of humanity. They are there... : Chod
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      I disagree. Who's to say that playing video games hasn't relieved the stress of some guy that was gonna ... : mrwolf710
      • videogames have never been credited with the advancement of mankind in any way. unless you class nasa... : xxiv
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    That's why I don't wipe my ass. Whats the point? Wiping my ass does not benefit mankind, so fuckit. : MagicWishMonkey
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      That's a dumb example :( : hawkeye
      • it's early in the morning :( : MagicWishMonkey
  • looking at art and listening to music is a waste of time. so is eating anything except for a dense, effic... : dirge23
  • My hand-eye coordination and reflexes are excellent, and I blame video games for that. : silent prophet
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    I learned a shitload about history from Conquest of the New World. I've got significantly better problem... : hawkeye
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      ^^^ this. Plus my thumbs are jacked. : MagicWishMonkey
      • lol @ giant meathead thumbs doing weightlifting, that sounds awesome : hawkeye
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    hand-eye coordination yeah, that doesn't benefit any profession at all. : Korban
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      pilots and race car drivers : hawkeye
      • donkey show fluffers : MagicWishMonkey
    • You mean like jacking off? or fending off 4 attackers at once? : Godhatesfatpeople
  • I personally feel that there are some amazingly talented people working on video games these days, clearl... : FlatlineDixay
  • There have been several scientific studies showing that surgeons that play video games are better coordin... : Arcanum
• if everyone listened to what i said when i was 11 we would be eating ice cream for dinner and watching ni... : FrayLo
• He's gonna burn out and be a loser by 25. : pigvomit
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  Daaaaaamn. Fuckin' asians! : Rice-Rocketeer
  • Also...an ASIAN with interest in MATH? Gets a 4.0 GPA? If he took a lot of math courses, that's like fuck... : Rice-Rocketeer
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    Asian-Jew, his mom is Taiwanese and his dad is Israeli. Must be a new super-race. : aethyr
    • That was the real reason for the holocaust, the nazi's were afraid... I'm going to hell now. : one random winner
• If he isn't going to help my raid then what the fuck do I care. : unsound
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  fag : gmd
  • gmd, don't be rude. : packav
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  He'll probably just work for a government contractor to build some sort of automated killing machine. : packav
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    That would be hilarious. : MagicWishMonkey
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      Don't need to be an 11 genius w/ a 4.0 GPA to do that : boomstickah
      • It would be hilarious because he is skipping out on all the fun stuff kids do because it doesn't better h... : MagicWishMonkey
      • True, but being a genius will enable him to build a bigger, better killing machine. : Ride-My-Rocket
    • Especially, if he was no good at piloting it. Shoulda played more video games. : davantalus
  • Evil Iron Giant : pigvomit
• these kids shouldn't be on the news. they're gonna have a sense of entitlement and celebrity before they'... : thebigbeefsandwich
• Whatever floats his boat... : excessus

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  I don't know how much info they are going to pull from a page broken icon. : ju$tmon3y
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    The problem is between the chair and keyboard. : YerMothah
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      ...his feet? Maybe knees? : Moonbase Commander
      • Pointy elbows. : YerMothah
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      Clicking on a link is pretty easy, even drag and drop doesn't solve it. : Jonathan
      • It's broken for me too :( : jenisthebest
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  do you photograph Kaka? : drucifer
  • I like the logo btw. : drucifer
  • First thing I thought of! Feektography : Dave-A
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  Your icon looks like goatse. : YerMothah
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    thats a stretch : Turd Ferguson
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      You're being anal. : urban garlic
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        Stop beeing an ass. : Utopia
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          look at the whole picture : calioptrix
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            If you look deep inside yourself you'll see that it's fine. : dafugg
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              rectum : disembodied potato
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                Rectum? Damn near killed 'em. : dafugg
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                  This thread has a familiar ring to it. : SockMonkeh
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                    hey ill be the judge of rectums here now.... : i poop from there
                    • If you gaze too long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. : Trips
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                      Give me a hand; let's get to the bottom of this. : ArB
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                        you guys are tearing the ass right out of this joke : vile
                        • whats this? a brown balloon knot : i poop from there
• why do you have lol at the top of the card? : bipolar
• It looks off-center to me. : MagicWishMonkey
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  The font sizing doesn't seem right to me. + Kakophotography, couldn't help but pronounce it as cock-oh-ph... : wurt
  • I like it... it's like Ut-oh...Spaghettios : drucifer
• My website isn't done yet. This is just the first of a whole marketing package I am putting together. : tinfoilhatter
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  Well, if you already sent it off to the printer, what help would are feedback be? ;) Looks pretty go... : bakanoodle
  • Feedback is important to me at any stage. I didn't have that many printed and I am open to suggestion. It... : tinfoilhatter
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  image isnt loading for me : ultramega
  • try this one http://www.flickr.com/photos/kakophotography/3727408055/ or this one http://www.shackpics.... : tinfoilhatter
• Heh, KoK ... : pixelat3d
• What's up Patrick Bateman? : shwortdogg
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  This card makes me think you photograph dead people. : skitzo
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    i do sometimes. This is a WIP, not a finished piece. http://www.shackpics.com/files/proof_sl8cohjwkts2jmi... : tinfoilhatter
    • bitch got pwnt : FlatlineDixay
    • Gross, 3 cats, the entire house must smell like cat piss. : skitzo
    • hahahahaa : Maddog_Delphi97
    • lol : askedrelic
    • She must have been a vampire. : Ride-My-Rocket
• black business cards always reek of trying too hard to me not racist quick, someone make a played out ame : veras
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  oh fuck i'll do it HELLO FEMALE PICTURES PLEASE : dahanese
  • We're not all desperate for pussy like you dahanese :( : abrasion
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    does this count http://www.shackpics.com/files/pkback_8dd38fxb331er2462f0j.jpg shackpics added some unde... : tinfoilhatter
    • o_o! : xsoulbrothax
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      too artistic and not pornographic enough. :( Boner is NOT happy. :( : Maddog_Delphi97
      • but there is still a boner? Just an unhappy one? ====:( : tinfoilhatter
    • you're scary. let's get married. : vile
• What kind of printing are you getting done? : hirosushima
• needs more eggshell herringbone texture and raised edges. : mojorisen1117
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  I think it's good, although I think you should have an email address on there too. : jasonepowell
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    I had to choose between my phone number and e-mail. It was too much with both. I went with the phone num... : tinfoilhatter
    • Oh, is the phone number supposed to be at the bottom there? Cause that would solve my only real complain... : nurglich
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      Are you pro? Also your site doesn't work so I can't answer this myself. ;-) : jasonepowell
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        I have been part time professional for years. I am gearing up to go full time. : tinfoilhatter
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          When you get your site up, shoot me an SM so I can check it out, plz. : jasonepowell
          • ditto : boarder2
• why are you asking for feedback after you've sent them to the printer? : red2lucas
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  Really? No one thought Green Lantern? http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/12/06/... : Porkasaurus
  • I've heard this one before. Just not here. : tinfoilhatter
• I think I would have liked it better if you'd have gone without the logo and just made your name larger, ... : boarder2
• Can you make the logo a bit bigger? : usedillusion

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  total repost, she deserved it. : abrasion
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    annoying people deserve a legsweep and to clock their head on concrete? :( : Dave-A
    • In her case, yes - she's being a racist useless cunt to be frank. : abrasion
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      If they try to humiliate you by throwing their drink in your face, probably... I still wouldn't drop a gi... : SpaecKow
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        i was brought up never to hit a girl, as were most guys i'm sure, but i'm having a really hard time feeli... : xxiv
        • then again rewatching it who knows who is the asshole here, it starts well into the argument it seems. : xxiv
        • Let's imagine this same video but a guy is hassling a girl, being racist and outright annoying and then t... : abrasion
        • Yeah I don't really feel bad for her, it's more coming from that whole thing of not wanting to smash some... : SpaecKow
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          I believe in justice and if women want immunity from it, then they should have the legal status of animal... : Marrbe
          • This thread is going to be awesome : hawkeye
          • Is it sexist to LOL? : tohm82
        • Yup, I would never hit a woman. I've had to restrain a few in the past when shit has got out of hand a... : mace
        • I don't feel bad for her. I would never hit a woman but if I was there I would enjoy watching her get her... : MagicWishMonkey
    • Yes. More people need to get punched or whatever when they are being obnoxious pricks, maybe then they w... : Crimsonbeak
    • I'm not necessarily condoning what happened, however I have to say society coddles people and sometimes t... : Dravenport
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    do you have a link to original post at all? : red2lucas
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      http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=20415817#itemanchor_20415817 : abrasion
      • Thanks :) : red2lucas
• The first line of the video is her asking "Why did you do that?" and we've no idea what he did so he very... : JarEme
• That starts in the middle of whatever the fuck is going on : chazums
• French Moroccans beat their women. True story. : lightly inclined
• he was a Mexican last time it was posted though I think : theghostofsmdever
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  SWEEP THE LEG JUAN! : AgentPothead
  • Do you have a problem with that? : Chod
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  the dude escalates the violence to an inappropriate level, but it's hard to sympathize with her because s... : dirge23
  • in his defense, he wasn't holding a drink to throw back in her face. : xxiv
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    like i said before, she deserved it, but you don't hit women like that. if it was my gf, he would be in ... : vassili_zaitsev
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      hopefully your gf isn't a huge cunt so you'll never be in a situation like that ;) If I was dating a c... : MagicWishMonkey
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        no, she wouldn't, but i'm saying that we don't know what he did to warrant a reaction like that. if this... : vassili_zaitsev
        • It's pretty much standard to speak within the context of what we've seen when it comes to news stories/in... : Marrbe
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      "you don't hit women like that" Why? : Marrbe
      • Because you don't, boy! : mace
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        because as a guy, your strength you use to fight another guy could seriously injure a woman. : vassili_zaitsev
        • I'd have a hard time defending any woman who acted like that. You assume that you'd put him in the hospit... : boomstickah
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          the rule should be, that if your girlfriend steps out of line and acts like a cunt, then the dude she's b... : xxiv
          • I'm sorry, I read that as totally fucked up logic. : one random winner
        • Then perhaps they shouldn't throw drinks in guys' faces? Or are you saying that women shouldn't be held r... : Marrbe
        • "A face punched is a lesson learned." : Ride-My-Rocket
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  Drink in face = smackdown. Don't like smackdown? Don't throw drink in face. It's all up to you. : Marrbe
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    oh fuck my invisible being a girl protection bubble isn't working!!! : xxiv
    • I think that sums it up perfectly : red2lucas
• Maybe if the threat of violence was on the table more often less people would be giant cocks. Whatever h... : hawkeye
• I wonder what would you have done if you were him and getting beer on your clothes. I know I will be choc... : yes4me

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• You will enjoy it very much! : Rasnowl
• it's one of the only films that has a perfect rating among all possible reviewers. without question or re... : Downforce
• ewwwwwwww : Degenerate
• i love that movie, it's my favorite star trek : qwpeoriu
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  HD? : WhatIsThisFor
  • netflix dvd.... : devnullgt
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  KKKKHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN : YerMothah
  • this took too long : aethyr
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  Since nobody here has asked it yet. HOW IN THE FUCK HAVE YOU MANAGED TO MAKE IT THROUGH LIFE HAVING NE... : IndigoAK
  • Is that the same as not ever having played a single round of TF2 even though I've owned Orange Box from d... : Landrosradick
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    I was never a Star Trek fan so I always just passed it over : devnullgt
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      It has to be one of the best movies ever. The special effects were decades ahead of it's time, the battl... : IndigoAK
      • good for a startrek movie is a long away from one of the best movies ever. : papaskot
  • I only saw it last year =( : famine101
  • yea never seen it. never seen any of those movies, just the recent movies : sleepyvt
  • Still haven't seen it myself. I hear a guy named Khan is involved. : Agrona
  • I've never seen it... I think I've seen a couple scenes but that's it. I don't care about Star Trek at a... : mikecyb
• I saw it for the first time a couple months ago. It was really good. I watched Star Trek VI for the fir... : bRAINsick
• Italian Spoilers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xga_wchTpW8&fmt=18 : Lunatic Angelic
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  I watched this recently, and while the story holds up, the sfx are totally cheesy. I'd love to see it up... : beastrabban
  • oh yea, the effects are.....special : devnullgt
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  I get invited for beer, and quizzo, but not WoK? WTS!!! : flagg209
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    Well..knowing your history, you'd fail to show up for the shackmeet : devnullgt
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      haha...yeah, you know me...thanks again for the disk last night : flagg209
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        good thing you didnt confuse your Cs and Ss : devnullgt
        • you know for a second I thought you were talking about shack tags (referring to the "s" before the bracke... : flagg209
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  It's about as exciting as cardboard. : freakynipples69
  • CARDBOARD IS AWESOME. http://members.shaw.ca/newsong/calvin.html : eldersveld
• enjoy, a great movie indeed, the best among them (i had not seen the newest one yet) : ghost hacker
• I've never seen it either. Not a Trekkie, or even a casual fan for that matter, so I wonder if I'll like ... : lightly inclined
• I watched it about a month ago in HD. It's dated, and I'm not just talking about the tech. : red2lucas
• entertaining but overrated : veras
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  it is pretty fucking awesome. enjoy! : orgcaptainnemo
  • buried alive : FrayLo
• It's a great movie. Classic Star Trek at its best. : The Grolar Bear
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  Torpedos.....fire! : devnullgt
  • Z minus ten thousand meters. : the archvile
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  The first post in the fukung thread will make a lot more sense to you now. : drazz
  • I've always known where it was from, but now I have context : devnullgt
• Lost track of how many times I've watched it. Very sad that so many who starred in it are no longer a... : Kolpath

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  How many fucking times are they going to ask her about that Latina comment? What do they expect her to... : MagicWishMonkey
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    she's going to be confirmed. the questioning is more about indirectly getting at Obama by showing the fla... : Foxhawk
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      That doesn't explain why they keep asking the same question over and over again. Of course she's goin... : MagicWishMonkey
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        They're politicians. The real reason they're asking the same shit over and over again is probably the ho... : DinK
        • I think you're reading too much into it. I think they're just repeating it over and over again because th... : FlatlineDixay
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        Because it was a racist comment. If a white person had said it their career would be over but since it w... : erebus
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          That's fine, it was one of the first questions she answered during the first day of hearings. Asking h... : MagicWishMonkey
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            Yeah it is absurd to ask the same question over and over again. : erebus
            • Yeah it is absurd to ask the same question over and over again : kaddar0
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          Uhm, no, they would not - Jesse Helms and others of his kind continue with great success. : SpaecKow
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            Oh please, get better examples. Helms is dead; and long marginalized before passing. : bombay
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              Jeff Sessions, then? : riptyde
              • There's no comparison really. Not at all. : bombay
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          She's not being promoted because of that comment, as you oddly seem to be implying. Furthermore, if a whi... : FlatlineDixay
          • That's bullshit. Esp, if you take her public numbers into account. She has more unfavorable than Bork and... : bombay
        • There is a lot more going on here than that statement sitting in a vacuum. First, the "wise Latina" noti... : riptyde
      • Cops do this too. It's on purpose. : mafu5150
      • Because in 17 years as a judge, it's basically the only thing they could find against her. : riptyde
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      all they are accomplishing at this point is further alienating the latino vote. i love it : smax
      • you should offer your services as a political consultant : Foxhawk
      • Yeah, it's win-win for the Dems no matter what happens. : Ride-My-Rocket
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    They're hoping she slips up and says something they can put further heat on. : pigvomit
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      The fact that they aren't so focused on trying to trip her up with this one question instead of asking ot... : MagicWishMonkey
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        ^ This, and it applies to both parties. Watch the CSPAN coverage of the House and Senate and you pickup o... : metalremains
        • I agree with you 100% : MagicWishMonkey
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        They shouldn't even call these proceedings "hearings", they should call them "talkings". The members of ... : riptyde
        • This is no different than other similar hearings. All that has changed is who is in charge. And who the p... : bombay
  • They have nothing else. Nothing. : mrwolf710
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    Honestly Magic it is no different than alito got. I am so fucking tired of both parties I can't take it. ... : bombay
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      I know, it's still frustrating. Has congress always been this bad? : MagicWishMonkey
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        I don't know; I do know that in days of yore the partisan shit was there too. But what is different now; ... : bombay
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          I don't think there's any way to fix it, seems like we're on a race to the bottom in a lot of respects. ... : MagicWishMonkey
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            Maybe, but I am not sure. They used to duke it out in newspapers and pamphlets which where the internet o... : bombay
            • It seems like reading something evokes more critical thinking than seeing something on TV. You can run... : MagicWishMonkey
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              Nowadays you can put out false information and have it almost instantly spread so far and wide that it ge... : riptyde
              • That was the same back the, if not more so, due to the lack of access to information. You were, to say, j... : bombay

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• It's an old classic - awesome man - I think I finished it as a kid too. : abrasion
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  The bit about the Duke3d.exe levels brought a tear to my eye. :[ : CrustaR
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    Tell me your story :( Mine real quick but longer than above: I worked on my own "Episode" that took p : tomservo
    • I probably spent 25+ hours a week on the Doom 3 mods I worked on over the years. I would have had a hear... : CrustaR
    • I feel the same way about Quake 1 mapping and Sepultura's "Roots" album. Also much of what Jamiroquai ha... : Rotten Deadite
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    lol build.exe, and I still have some of the ones i made somewhere around here hahahaha. : pwnjoo
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      POST THEM!! : tomservo
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        I'll start searching for them, I burned them onto a cd years ago when I rediscovered them hahaha. Build.... : pwnjoo
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          Yeah, Build.exe was everything I dreamed of an editor to be. I always had such a difficult time with the ... : tomservo
          • I loved build, made many awesome DM maps for me and my buddy. Wish i still had them. : vitek r
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  you watched the movie though, right? THAT'S AS GOOD AS CHEATING. : edgewise
  • hahahaha I may have seen that movie AFTER playing the game (I am not positive.) But the two are melded... : tomservo
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    My sister and I got stuck on the game and we actually went to go see the movie so we could have some clue... : Medster
    • you are why there are movie/game tie ins everywhere! : edgewise
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  I love this story and am very happy for you. Enjoy the game (then get Fate of Atlantis because it is... : cornchak
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    YES! I've never played Fate of Atlantis! So I'm extra excited to finish Last Crusade for that very rea... : tomservo
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      Oh you're definitely in for a treat then, they are both good but FoA is far superior, besides the voice a... : abrasion
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        I know everyone prefers it... but Last Crusade will always be tops in my mind for obvious reasons. That s... : tomservo
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          FoA had better graphics, a better story, newer control system and of course Sophia Hapgood! : abrasion
          • ah yes, the "0" key, my first true love : Marauder IIC
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    Also, can I respectfully suggest that you purchase and play Loom if you haven't? It is one of the cooles... : cornchak
    • It's on my list for sure. I bought that along with The Dig and Monkey Island in one swoop. : tomservo
• I bought the game the day it came out and still have ALL of it. It came with a "Grail Diary," which, if... : TickHeadDog
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  I have very fond memories of that game, too. Gotta buy a steam lucasarts adventures package once they put... : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • I really really hope Full Throttle comes soon. : tomservo
• I only remember an Indiana Jones & Kingdom of Atlantis or something type game on DOS? Hmmm. : Skoal^Fyfan
• Fate of Atlantis may be my favorite game of all time. I will buy every one of their games on XBL (and so... : bagelcc
• I hear the steam games have midi music only, no adlib fm emulation - is this true? If so I'm very disappo... : avatar_58
• I wish I could experience this again like you're going to! : -sk-
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  How did you get through the prompts asking you to look at page 7, word 6 of the manual? : Trips
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    I'm honestly not sure. I don't remember ever having a manual. I also don't really remember having problem... : tomservo
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      Tomservo, tragic news but your father is a known software pirate and criminal, truely a theif icon. : abrasion
      • Did I hear you right? Did I hear you sayin', that your father bought a cracked copy of a game you were pl... : Haxim
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    I think you get a PDF manual with the games that require it. : Serpico74
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      Not when it first came out. : Trips
      • it was just cracked : OrkO
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  pics of sister : cerealSAM2
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    pics of sister playing the game : drbriefs
    • with shoe on head. : abrasion
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  You're such a faggot. I was going to start a RalliSport Challenge 2 thread because I started playing that : Ajax
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    I really like RSC2, it's amazing because my hate for RSC1 runs quite deep. : abrasion
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      not saying much, you hate everything : FrayLo
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        I really like RSC2, it's amazing because my hate for RSC1 runs quite deep. Why fraylo, why you throw chi : abrasion
        • i am cranky these days, dont mind me. plus it is easy to make fun of you : FrayLo
• this always happened with me in Beneath a Steel sky on the amiga. Loved the game so but it always crashed... : disembodied potato
• For all of those that have played this game and beaten it, please click on the spoiler tags. I've beat : freakynipples69
• I remember downloading a non-playable demo of Last Crusade overnight once from a BBS. Going to replay thi... : Bull
• Great story, I have good memories of this game too, it was one of the games that played really well on my... : Halen
• what a great story haha. I can remember several events like that in my younger years. : RogerDandy

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  gaaaaaaaaay : Degenerate
  • I'm watching the fourth movie right now : Degenerate
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    Two words: Her Mione. : dognose
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      Two words: Boner thon : pancake humper
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        Two words: giggity giggity : Degenerate
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          Three words: Scottish Asian Chick : Dschinghis Khan
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            You so could have had: Two Words: All right and you blew it. : pancake humper
            • Two words: How Disappointing : pharom
        • alriiiiiight : pwnjoo
• OK then. : deject
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  Planning on hitting up a matinee on Sunday... Looking forward to it even though I know I won't like it a... : BioSector
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    Misery : dognose
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      As I hit submit I did think of misery actually, funny... Shawshank is a little different considering it ... : BioSector
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        Also The Mist if we are counting short stories : dognose
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          Whoa, the Misery movie was better than the book? It's my favorite SK novel; might have to check that mess... : David Craddock
          • The movie is quite good. I enjoyed its ending better than the book's. : dognose
          • Haven't read the book, but the movie is pretty great. : nurglich
          • I wouldn't say better than, but it is very well done. Kathy bates got an Oscar for it, IIRC. A noMination... : BioSector
    • i didn't think it was as good as the book. : AMikaboshi
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    Fight Club is as good as or better than the book. : ConfusedUs
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      I think it may be the only film I've seen which is better than the book. : Bold
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        Shawshank Redemption : mmogger
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          Running Man. I'm guessing : Totenjaeger
          • Oh no. : dognose
          • Fuck no. The movie is an entertaining cheesy 80's flick but the book is very different and much better. : boredguy
      • Clockwork Orange : alnya
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      Palahniuk himself has said that the movie told the story and portrayed the message better than he did in ... : skankcore
      • Novel had a better ending, though. The movie's was so... final. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    Never Ending Story mainly because the book was so bad : tinfoilhatter
    • because they never finished it? : Dravenport
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    Was The Princess Bride as good as the book or was the book better? : Totenjaeger
    • I'd say the movie is better. The actors' performances really elevate the whole thing. The book is still... : ZTac
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    I thought The Prestige was better than the book. : mechanicalgrape
    • Much better. : sgtsanity
  • a walk to remember ! : Chandler55
  • Godfather, Exorcist : MoreVespeneGas
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    The Maltese Falcon : Sacred Sperm
    • good call : MoreVespeneGas
  • motherfucking shawshank redemption. : mindmann
  • 2001 (to cut off the inevitible responses, nowhere did the parent say that it had to be an adaptation) F... : bipolar
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    Anal Sluts 8 : vile
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      Well, to be fair the book wasn't very good to begin with. : kallanta
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        Yea, it was a real stinker. : rosewood
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          it was pretty crappy : Korban
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            hi Korban. : packav
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              hey packav! : Korban
              • So when's the next time you'll be in Tejas? : packav
    • you kids don't know how to use your imaginations anymore : aurealis
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      Really vile? Anal Sluts 8? Really? : Patch-e
      • yes, really. The book was a real page-turner. : vile
  • SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION!! : kallanta
  • Kamikaze Girls : woddemandred
  • Blade Runner : mem
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    The Bourne movies are so much better than the books : sikander
    • Didn't some other dude beside Ludlum start writing more after the three? Are they making those into movie... : invisible_kid
    • i liked the books way more... more complexity, more story, more everything and I liked them better :\ : barichnikov
    • I enjoyed the movies, but I don't consider them to be related to the books. The names and amnesia are the... : lowayne
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    Jurassic Park 1 : d fluke
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      was not as good as the book. : Mad Brahmin Disease
      • agreed here I enjoyed the book immensely. : Scotty22
    • JP1 a decent summer popcorn movie, but the book was miles better, IMO : BioSector
    • Book was better. : ateam311
    • One of the better adaptations, but the book is still better : riptyde
  • I'd say Contact was on par, but they're very different approaches to the same story. : BlackCat9
  • 'Last of the Mohicans' is MUCH better than the book. I tried to read it after I saw the movie and had to... : icon_of_syn
  • Psycho, Ben-Hur, ..... hrm, that's all that's coming to mind that hasn't been said already. : Kniggit
  • Dexter (tv show) is way better than the books. The book has a good story (1st) and a good base, but its s... : barichnikov
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    rosenkrantz and guildenstern are dead : itsjames
    • Really? I think it works much better as a stage play : alnya
• I liked it. was long, though. wasn't the best of the series, but not the worst. : greh kleh
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  so did i what showing? : vampy211245
  • We went to Hoyts at 7pm. : ThomW
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  i approve : Korban
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    No on in the movie reminded me of you. : ThomW
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      understandably so. maybe Tonks, a little bit, but even that's a stretch. : Korban
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        Korban if you looked like Tonks our night wouldn't have only ended on Gay Street. : trOmblyj
        • we'd be traveling straight up High St. :) : Korban
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        More like Luna Lovegood. : ThomW
        • it's true :( : Korban

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  YOU FUCKING MORON. you should have said "why yes i am, lets go to my place and i'll fuck you silly" : CoRDS
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    This man knows score. : SigENeaT
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      GO TO THE GYM YOU FUCK : CoRDS
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        FUCK! I MISSED MY BUS! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU : SigENeaT
        • FINE! Fucking hell! I'll go. And you know what? I'll fucking watch some Seinfeld on my iPod like i do e... : SigENeaT
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  I'm beginning to think you're sparkly, just upside down. : yosemiteclimber
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    He gets more pussy than I do and has more hair. : abrasion
    • At least you're honest. : SigENeaT
    • You haven't explained the "upside down" part yet. : yosemiteclimber
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  This explains so much. what? : CRasterImage
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    I just found out she confused me with this guy. http://www.masterchef.com.au/george-calombaris-biography... : abrasion
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      I've heard from an asian girl herself, that when she came to Europe she couldn't recognize people very we... : electric_wizard
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        Exactly - I'm trying to train myself out of that now, I can normally spot korean / chinese / vietnamese e... : abrasion
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          It's a long shot. A very long one. But I guess a pudgy you could look that way a little. : moe6
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            I am currently, very much a pudgy me. : abrasion
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              you should've gamed her man, even abrasion's need some loving too. : moe6
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                Nah not for me, I'm happy to take a pass. : abrasion
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                  still, it would have been classy to take her home and bang her, then grab a hold of her hips just as she : Goblin au
                  • 'Classy' you say! I am not quite sure I'm classy enough to pull that one off, lol : abrasion
                  • filthy americans, thats who. : moe6
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  What is your signature dish? : losimagic
  • Beans on toast :( : abrasion
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  The only person you even faintly resemble is that bald judge. : Drewus
  • http://www.masterchef.com.au/images/image-294x450-george.jpg that guy : Drewus
  • She said to me "arr rook same" and ran off :( : abrasion
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  You look like George, one of the host chefs : red2lucas
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    Practically identical! http://members.iinet.net.au/~scottylans/mirror-image.jpg : abrasion
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      You're not entirely dissimilar. : chazums
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        I looked like this 30 minutes earlier. http://members.iinet.net.au/~scottylans/scruffy.jpg : abrasion
        • lol, ok point made :) : chazums
        • Jesus fucking christ! : Bamii
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          The janitor. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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            I got 'creepy uncle scott' a week earlier :( : abrasion
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              Just don't ever do that again dude. It's...horrendous! : Bamii
              • I had to do it once, it was horrific, never again. : abrasion
        • lol you weren't kidding about being very much pudgy right now : moe6
    • shaved head, thin lips, wide jaw. your nose kinda points down the same way too. I can see how someone c... : shika.art
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  Maybe she meant Master Chief? : theghostofsmdever
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    Even I am cooler than Master Chief dude, far far cooler. : abrasion
    • Master Chief gets way more poon. : MercFox1
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  Ray, when someone asks you if you are a master chef, you say YES! : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • LOL @ this reference combined with that ad years ago claiming Dan Ackroyd put tabasco sauce on everything... : drazz
• * A L L L O O K T H E S A M E ' D * : ThomW

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  What'd I miss? : DianeOfTheMoon
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    you should have saved your dong and given it to mwashers co-worker :( : Degenerate
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      Hey, I needed that stuff! Just not in the same configuration. Nothing was ever "cut off" : DianeOfTheMoon
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        I forgot they turned it inside out. well maybe mwashers co-worker can send you extra booby material! :D : Degenerate
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          They didn't do that, either. ;p : DianeOfTheMoon
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            good god woman! what did they do with your fruit?! : Degenerate
            • NOT MIND SAFE : moe6
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              Degen, it is better left unknown! : CrustaR
              • I read Degen like 'Megan' : Goblin au
            • lmao : Downforce
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              There's like only one thing left to do... : MercFox1
              • You gotta ding-a-ding dang your dang-a-long ling long? : .frame
            • Some things Man was not meant to know. : Colleton
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              Well, yes, they removed the berries...I had discussed taking them home and putting them in a bowl of mixe... : DianeOfTheMoon
              • 0_o : drucifer
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                If Degen hasn't replied by now it's because he is drinking 4 beers back to back. : CrustaR
                • To be fair he does that after he brushes his teeth in the morning : Dave-A
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                  I'm actually trying to beat the Padres :( : Degenerate
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                    you went to catholic school too? : drucifer
                    • hahahahha : slickdoody
                    • this is awesome. : zakazi
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                I dont know. as long as they were salted it could have worked. : Degenerate
                • That was fast! : CrustaR
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                hahahahaha! I love you ;) : Megara9
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                  The best was a friend of mine who said if I actually brought them back that he'd make sure to put it in v... : DianeOfTheMoon
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                    Could have plastinated them and made them into earrings. : pigvomit
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                      Why have I heard people suggest this before? Nobody would suggest this for tonsils. : dirge23
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                        Tonsils are so boring and common! Now, extracted testicles, there's something you don't see every day. ... : pigvomit
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                          You see extracted tonsils every day? Good god, man, where do you live? : dirge23
                          • Thunderdome : pigvomit
          • so what did they do with your cock? : CoRDS
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  LOOK AT MY NEW PENIS, ISN'T IT PRETTY? NO MORE PEEING SITTING DOWN, NO SIR, NOT FOR ME! : jingletard
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    I did not know you worked with mwasher. : Moonbase Commander
    • Yes. Also, just last week I sent out another organization-wide email about how much my cat likes beef je... : jingletard
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  http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=20433950 : bipolar
  • i think it's probably better to just come out with it rather than people whispering about it behind his b... : dantastic
  • i know of this situation where someone was going female->male and the doctors must have screwed the hormo... : filthysock
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  I guess this is the part where I say that I'm transgendered, too, and if anyone has questions, discussion... : DianeOfTheMoon
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    How does it feel to be the shack's go to person on transgendered issues? : Jonathan
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      Kind of cool! There's a lot of misunderstandings about it, and it's nice to have a chance to give people... : DianeOfTheMoon
      • i, at least, appreciate your honesty and openness about it. it's refreshing. : mindmann
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    is it hard to find shoes? : drucifer
    • You have no idea. : BlackCat9
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      Actually, not so much any more. It used to be, though, but this: http://www.slate.com/id/2065546/ ... : DianeOfTheMoon
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        ok, one more question... face stubble. Do you have to shave mid-day or do you just say fuck-it? : drucifer
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          I've done about $1,700 worth of laser hair removal and about another $3-4k in electrolysis. I still have... : DianeOfTheMoon
          • well that answers any questions I can imagine! Thanks! : drucifer
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            I hate shaving so fucking much that might be worth it. 6K to never have to shave again. Hmmmm. : mmogger
            • When I started my transition and went to my first couple of sessions, I started having guys ask me about ... : DianeOfTheMoon
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              I wonder how much a typical clean shaven guy spends in a lifetime on shaving paraphernalia ? : Toraz Chryx
              • maybe about the same as the surgeries. but avoiding ingrown hairs... that's worth some money. : Supine
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              I know, shaving every 2-3 days is really annoying. : hoov1185
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                Agreed. That's why I just went the beard route. : slax0r
                • Beard is easiest club! I just run clippers through it to keep it from full mountain man about once a mont... : NexusOne
              • Imagine shaving every day, sometimes twice in one day. : Chod
            • yeah. Do they do butts? : GloriousCow
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        At the beginning of the 20th century, the average American woman wore a 3.5 or a 4 holy shit. I had n... : edgewise
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          that doesn't mean their feet were naturally 3.5's and 4's. scrunchy scrunchy : RikiTiki2
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            oh.. hmm. you think they were jamming their feet into tiny shoes? Well, they couldn't have been too much ... : edgewise
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              Height has a lot to do with it, as well as the social aspects of it. If you spend your entire life cramm... : DianeOfTheMoon
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                I understand that, but the magnitude of the change is what's so surprising to me. The difference between ... : edgewise
                • Think also about how many people were eating well in 1900. : SpaecKow
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    Interesting username. : Scotty22
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      Yours isn't. =( : brickmatt
      • ahahahaha : abrasion
      • lol! : yosemiteclimber
      • hahaha : askedrelic
      • lol : Scotty22
    • Not that interesting: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diana_(mythology) : DianeOfTheMoon
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    It takes balls to be so open about it here. : SockMonkeh
    • Or lack thereof : Phreakin
    • She's always been very open and upfront about it. She even takes jokes in semi-bad taste in stride and ma... : Fyunch Click
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    How do you feel since you've done it? Mentally speaking. : Bamtan
    • Fantastic! I was suicidal, depressive and somewhat misanthropic before transitioning. I still get that ... : DianeOfTheMoon
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      I actually have my ex-girlfriend here, who might be able to say more: What can I say about how life ... : DianeOfTheMoon
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        So getting a sex change made you love shopping? : Vincent Grayson
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          The surgery part didn't happen for quite a while...something nobody really seems to get. The surgery is ... : DianeOfTheMoon
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            I was mostly joking. It just seemed funny to suggest that you suddenly loved shopping after becoming a wo... : Vincent Grayson
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              Well, the clothing options are a lot more fun. : BlackCat9
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                If videogames are any indication, this is totally true. My wife always makes fun of me for making female ... : Vincent Grayson
                • :) I remember going through every town I could reach in Daggerfall trying to find new outfits to go wi... : DianeOfTheMoon
      • Hey if I suddenly had a pair of tits to keep me entertained all day long, I'd go from being angry to happ... : 5150Joker
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    How did/do your family, friends, co-workers react to it? : red2lucas
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      For the most part, rather well. All my friends said some derivative of "It's about time," the owners at ... : DianeOfTheMoon
      • cool, thanks for being so upfront and honest about it : red2lucas
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    What was it like the first time you looked down and there was no penis? : retarded talking dinosaur
    • Not all that different...I'd been "tucking" for a couple of years, so was pretty used to the look. The f... : DianeOfTheMoon
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    where'd you get it done? My friend wants to get his done in Thailand cause he says its cheaper. : ultramega
    • Dr. Suporn in Thailand. Probably the best surgeon in the world, it's rather in-expensive (compared to ... : DianeOfTheMoon
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    Did you start driving really badly after the transition? :( : stuka
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      I always assumed that since Diane associated herself as female, she probably always sucked at driving. : rosewood
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        Her stepfather used to be a racecar driver, so she always drives fast and a little recklessly, but I don'... : BlackCat9
        • She never did win any checkered flags, but she never did come in last? : slax0r
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    OK I'll ask. How does your new vagina look? Does it look pretty much like a natural one? Can you feel muc... : red2lucas
    • They sliced up the old dick and folded it inside the hollow. : boomstickah
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      I'm very much orgasmic and have a lot of sensation...in the right places, too. It's why Dr. Suporn is th... : DianeOfTheMoon
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        they dont look entirely "penetratable" .... are they? what if your partner is packing a 12" monster? : VuduChild
        • fail spelling is fail : VuduChild
  • Have you read Andrew Vachss? : lacker
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    Is this real? I mean, really real? : shwortdogg
    • if not, she's been faking it for a while. It's been common shack-knowledge for a while now. : edgewise
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    are you finding yourself more vain as a woman than you were as a man? : edgewise
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      vain's not the right word. Concerned with your outward appearance and clothing, not necessarily obsessive... : edgewise
      • Yes, though I'm still a programmer and still dress like one most days. I have a closet filled with gamin... : DianeOfTheMoon
  • How tall are you? If 6'+, does that cause problems? : Marrbe
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  I just went back to read it and it was amazingly level-headed and cool. : slax0r
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    yea he's a pretty cool person : mwasher
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      I'm not aware of any laws regarding Texas and transsexuals, so I hope he cleared that with HR and Managem... : DianeOfTheMoon
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        Sounds like a very intensive process. It's good to know that the people behind such a major medical and l... : vile
        • There's a lot of hoops you have to jump through to get surgery and stuff, simply because it's a one-way t... : DianeOfTheMoon
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  Uh that email must be a transgender form email or some shit because pretty much the exact same thing got ... : fvariance
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    its a clippy thing : CoRDS
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      It looks like you're trying to confess your transgenderness to your entire corporation! Need help? ... : Agrona
      • As soon as I type a single letter, that suggestion comes up :( : abrasion
    • Microsoft Bob was actually Microsoft Barbara : dafugg
• I work with a guy who decided to live his life as a woman. He is pretty large and unfortunately for him ... : AllYourBase