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• eat shit Dick Tracy : i poop from there
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  hey big spender : trOmblyj
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    buy this blender.. : wimpy1
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      rainbow suspenders : megarust32
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        go good with chicken tenders : sesmaster
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          don't dent my fenders : bRAINsick
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            It's a 3-D render : cerealSAM2
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              Imsh on ah bender! : legsbrogan
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                Return to the sender : Ride-My-Rocket
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                  This thread is full of splendor : melkore
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                    I think you were the sub-thread ender. : Garnock
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                      oh, what wishes you engender. : action wombmate
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                        Hey, remember that old cabinet game, Defender? : Ride-My-Rocket
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                          I can't find it at any local vendor : pharom
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                            Perhaps your gamer card you should surrender. : dopefish
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                              And possibly his gender : uglysad
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                                I've got a pair I can lend her. : packav
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                                  or perhaps she's a textile mender : yacoub35
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                                    This subthread is weird to render. : MercFox1
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                                      it's a mind-bender. : skryte
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                                        I surrender. : lightly inclined
                                        • Dopefish already said that - don't be a repeat offender. : Ride-My-Rocket
                                        • Didn't see it, I will reconsider. : lightly inclined
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                                    sounds like a contender : freakord
                                    • fuck.... : freakord
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  That watch is like a smack of 1980 right to the face. : abrasion
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    i love the face plate!!!! : packav
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      I don't know what to say, part of me likes it because it's just so bad, that watch really is almost ident... : abrasion
      • You're just jealous because you can't afford such fine things as this : packav
      • Yeah, i was gonna say I owned that watch back in high school. : cerealSAM2
• This the watch i just bought. Finally replaced my old High School timex watch. The hole for the band fina... : Ziz
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  wow. 7 year battery life. THey should put those batteries in iPods : Cihte
  • wont someone think of the geniuses : cpt_gloval
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  I wear this one but i don't understand why it costs more than yours? http://www.casio.com/products/Timepi... : boring gegtik
  • I bought it for when i went on a trip and then i lost my "real" watch and I've just been wearing it ever ... : boring gegtik
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    Just check out the accuracy difference. 15 second more accurate time is money my friend! : Floppygrandma
    • wow. is it just me, or are really innacurate? : thecray
  • It's made from the condensed flesh of time-forged gnomes : packav
• I imagine Magnum P.I. wearing that watch for some reason. : TwiLyght
• this needs a quote from Hitchhiker's Guide : Megara9
• Harry Winston 3.75 carat limited case and 10.75 carat bracelet. I just spent a mind numbing hour with my ... : massdev
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  Does anyone else just use their phone to get the time? : thecatinthehat
  • yep. I haven't worn a watch in years. : edgewise
  • I do. Stopped using a watch after I got my first cell phone. : Mmmmmoo
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    I do! I like the "slice of another time" quality that some wristwatches have to them. They're obsolete no... : Megara9
    • that should say "But I like the.." : Megara9
    • indeed. they're a fun prop. i have a relatively well made, fake cartier that i absolutely love which has ... : PlanetPerfecto
    • I can get the time and date quickly with a glance at my watch, or I can screw around fumbling with a cell... : pres589
  • I see it as more of a decorative accessory. It's also easier to sneak a glance at the time with a watch ... : Vantage
  • yes. i own a watch, but i find it much too cumbersome. : dopeman
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    I wear a clock Flava Flav style and check the time that way : zakk
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      Haha, google toolbar anticipated my full query after I had typed why does fl : bipolar
      • haha that's great : marmite
      • yeaaaaahhhh boyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeee : zakk
      • ahahha love it! : abrasion
      • hahaha TIME FOR THE HYPE!! : TwiLyght
      • lol : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Yep, all the time.. : scottythejock
  • Yup. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    yep. I enjoy it even more since I got my iPhone. I love to get it out and just stare at it in public so e... : marmite
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      If you weren't staring at it you'd notice no one gives a shit. : Tchest
      • ^ gives a shit : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Yep, and I used to wear a watch 100% of the time years ago too. I always got waterproof ones so I'd neve... : DinK
  • ^^^^^^^ ta da! : mystifier
  • nah, i enjoy wearing a watch : Dravenport
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    I only wear a watch during fancy business meetings or when I go out and have some Cristal : gmd
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      you're such a god damn baller, gmd : zakk
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        it is actually crystal light : gmd
        • hey man, we won't judge your homosexuality here, it's cool. : zakk
• I don't wear watches. : Ellissd
• Wow. My dad had/has that watch, and reminds me of him. : SwiftyPants
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  I prefer the Databank model. Had this in junior high http://www.casio.com/products/Timepiece/Databank/CA... : jigstah
  • I think I had that or some kinda of calculator watch when I was a kid. It was totally rad. : Mmmmmoo
• Wow. Casio has some really, really, awful designers. Look at this thing: http://www.casio.com/products... : underground banana plantation
• "Do you have 17 dollars and a hell of a nice watch?" "Uh, no. I have 3 dollars...and a casio." : Dschinghis Khan
• Awesome :D I wore one like that in 5th grade or so, and my dad always buys a new cheap black one every... : d fluke
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  wow, my first watch http://www.casio.com/products/Timepiece/Classic/F28W-1/ lots of good times with that... : edgewise
  • I think I had one of these. I also remember as a kid wearing a toy-ish digital watch with a huge face but... : lyme
  • I had that as well! : nomaad
• I believe BALLIN' is the appropriate term. : bolneze
• You and my Computer Science lecturers can hang out together. : Sacred Sperm
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  the epic subthread above reads like a beastie boys track : packav
  • Haha. Now I can't stop reading it over and over trying to figure out exactly how that would sound. : ZTac

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• JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A HANDCART!!! NUKE IT!!! NUKE IT!!! NUKE IT!!! RAID!!!! : Solstice
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  friendly? it looks like it's molded from pure evil. : silentbobuk
  • google search says it's a low-risk, non aggressive spider. We'll see how long our relationship lasts :) : burning eye
• One of those used to hang out in a huge web at my mom's place. I would always feed it grasshoppers. :O : CrustaR
• NO : Megara9
• pour gas on it and light it on fire : Birchman
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  lol, that's totally out of proportion - I have those all over my garden : randomposter
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    yeah, that photo is definitely misleading. The spider at my place is barely fill out the palm of my hand... : burning eye
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      Where are you? Queensland? : randomposter
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        Oahu. I just remembered when i took a trip to The Big Island, i saw a spider that looked similar, but m... : burning eye
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          Is there still talk of a Shackmeet happening sometime in the next few weeks? : Vincent Grayson
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            not that i know of :( : burning eye
            • Damn. The wife and kids are going to be out of town for the next three weeks, so I'm shopping around for ... : Vincent Grayson
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      Are wolf spiders the fuckers that jump at you and are huge as shit? : disposition
      • they're pretty big, but not massive. but yes they jump at you, and bark while doing it : zerog83
• it'll keep all the birds away, that's for sure. : edgewise
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  See, this is why I own a shotgun. And a rifle. And a pistol. : cerealSAM2
  • You should have gotten one of these just to be sure. http://www.kitsune.addr.com/Firearms/Machine-Guns... : stump
• Are you still in Hawaii? They better not have those goddamn things here. : Vincent Grayson
• When we were younger, my brothers and I would go into other peoples yards, catch these, and let them go i... : valael
• and you give the aussies shit...... look at that thing, it's evil : abrasion
• Reminds me of a banana spider, which are actually huge. : noobja
• I was pulling weeds in my backyard and I finally get to the last one up against a wooden fence. These are : thrallie200
• Wow. I knew I shouldn't have looked at that while laying in bed. And I did it anyway. If I weren't in bed... : boarder2
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  hey! i've seen those: http://www.flickr.com/photos/tlieu/1465419649/in/photostream/ i think it is an ... : dopeman
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    yeah, they're not as huge as the first pic makes them out to be but still pretty big. I'd always heard th... : kungfusquirrel
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      What the hell kind of gardens do you people have that you would call something like that a garden spider? : AlexW1203
      • http://img-fan.theonering.net/middleearthtours/images/spiders_als.jpg : d fluke
      • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argiope_(spider) : valael
• this is a joke right : doomed
• I remember these being all over the place growing up. Caterpillars and grasshoppers too. My preschool a... : hiloopy
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  You have a hydroponics bay? : Beady
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    mine is right next to the MedSci office and the Ops center; sector D door has been flaky as of late thoug... : deviantpaul
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      going down that one ladder into the dark (with the freezing ground + spider eggs) and all the noises was ... : razorblade79
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        what game? i thought you were talking about Alien for a second lol : Dravenport
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          System shock 2 if I'm not mistaken : ysbreker
          • pls no ass kicking for not refreshing before posting again :( : razorblade79
        • System Shock 2 : razorblade79
• AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH : bolneze
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  Jesus Christ. This is why I'm never visiting Australia : alnya
  • Or Hawaii : alnya
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    its tiny and cuddly compared to what we have down here : CoRDS
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      Your not selling it to me : alnya
      • Orb spiders are not horribly poisonous. : Arcanum
  • I love watching people freak out at spiders. I stayed in a hut in the middle of the aussie bush about 6 m... : yautja
  • they're widespread, not just australia. : valael
• pineapple express was the worst fucking movie I have ever seen. Other than that; got any weed? : massdev
• http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Argiope.pulchella.female.jpg hay how ya doing there? : stoned wallaby crop circle
• Great, now I'm gonna have a FUCKING TERRIBLE sleep tonight. : Cliffzorz
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  its a typical garden spider you wussies. I usually pull the legs off grass hoppers and toss them on the... : Turd Ferguson
  • haha, I used to love doing that. : MagicWishMonkey
  • We have nothing like that in Canada, unless you count black widows on the west coast. : Lone Swordsman
• Is this the kind that kills birds? : tomservo
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  A few years ago, I visited the Philippines a few years ago with my then-girlfriend, to visit her parents : Ride-My-Rocket
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    Dude, spiders are "beautiful" from any distance. You screamed because you were not carrying around a torc... : ateam311
    • aren't. What the fuck fuck you. : ateam311
• i had one living in the kitchen window a few years back. http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/68gJg9v2Dr... : papaskot
• Holy shit, call in an airstrike. : MeestaNob

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  So I went to a house of some friends last night to make a birthday dinner. It was a late start, but I mad... : focusdaily
  • community.livejournal.com/staysassy : focusdaily
  • they have a gegtik?!!? : itsjames
  • all of that is frightening and needs to be nuked from orbit not infiltrated. : yacoub35
  • hrm.... this must be.... destroyed. * rubs hands * : Antilles_Prime
  • "ya he did it on my face and touched me ever so gently. He was awesome" : Senate5000
  • looks. boring. : steelsamurai
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    dude that's not girlshack that's just people talking : Megara9
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      you're one of them : dirge23
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        and now you're one of us : Megara9
        • Yay, belonging, that's what this feels like! : pres589
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    looks like a fucking headache : the city
    • yup, thats livejournal : pharom
  • Bizarro Shacknews. Even the color scheme! : Sailor of Fortune
  • screw that crap : doomed
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  ha leave it to women to make something like that so incredibly exclusive. such typical female behavior. t... : mcborn
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    We just haze all new shackers to the point of not coming back the the site. Only the strong survive! : melkore
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      Or the clinically numb. : MercFox1
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        Or the semi-retarded. : greh kleh
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          or the angry looking for fodder : Borzoi
          • Or? : Marrbe
    • i'm actually a really nice guy, but i do enjoy watching the occasional hazing. it's pretty hilarious. esp... : mindmann
    • we've got enough weepy vaginas as it is, gotta keep more from joining! : Sapiens
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      Heh, only the idiots get hazed. All you need to do is look at one chatty to see the kind of attention who... : quadeh
      • Exactly. It seems like 99% of the time making a "hi shack. I'm new here lolz" post is a monumental mistak : Perturbation
      • unless said person is in the shacknews inner circle, then it's all ok : kpxkrnjc
  • is this a serious post : randomposter
  • LOL : RikiTiki2
  • haha i see what you did there : halophoenix
  • Do you know how many dicks hit the back of my throat to let me post here? again ? it was worth it :( : abrasion
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    Who the fuck are you again? : felicia
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      I dont know, who the fuck are you? I been here longer than you. : mcborn
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        well, I have been here longer than you and I dont know who the fuck you are to be going around making com... : Galadriel07
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          i think the key is not to draw attention to yourself. just reply to threads like you've been posting for... : FrayLo
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            haha thats true. if you can blend in with the herd, no one will attack you. : Galadriel07
            • Fuck that, I like poking it with a stick. : avatar_58
            • Like a zebra. : 5150Joker
          • yeah, its a lot like SA. I was so scared to post a new topic over there, seems like the mods have scal... : stgdz
          • this is how i escaped hazing, you watch then slide in, like jump rope only gayer : Dravenport
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          Ahahaha this guy has stirred the women up guys, this is rare, popcorn time! : abrasion
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            This isn't rare abrasion. this shit happens all the time. I really just didn't want him insulting felic... : Galadriel07
            • You are the most laid back chicks on the internet, even the uptight ones are easy going - it's clear to m... : abrasion
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            I like it when a new female arrives and the claws come out. : Drewus
            • it's pretty subtle too, which makes it funnier. : xxiv
        • I think I may have been partially spared this horror. If you don't walk in and make an ass hat of yourse... : spazzium
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        I think that's worse, you've been here longer, and no one knows who the hell you are. : felicia
        • This is true. : Kentor
        • I don't really think it's worse. Some people are less chatty than others. : the city
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          To be fair, all a girl has to do on the shack is post saying that she has a vagina and she is automatical : Nighteyes
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            I have a vagina. but you all knew that : abrasion
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              But your vagina is figurative, as is the sand inside of it. : Bold
              • It still makes you all love me. : abrasion
              • Okay this deserves a lol : Perturbation
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            I don't have a vagina, I have three dicks! : felicia
            • I've seen two : Nighteyes
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            You all have fucking vaginas. : jessipoo
            • I use a vacuum for the sand but it's just not working. : dafugg
          • im rerolling my name to be MegaGirlEmily so i get more replies : handofthrawn
        • oooOOOOOooowned : askedrelic
        • Umm..dunno bout that, maybe he has a life outside shacknews chatty's..i know hard to believe right. : 5150Joker
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          sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit SHACK CELEBRITY CARD IS IN PLAY. : Fayk
          • loving this : only4prophet
        • INTERNET NOTORIETY : virus
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          He probably goes to shackmeets and parks his car outside. Watching. : Sailor of Fortune
          • and comes 45mins before everyone else that's what she said : pharom
        • Hay gaiz i have a vag~ SHOWER ME WITH ATTN : darkT
        • you can't compare that with dripping vagina posts. : Slowtreme
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        2002 and 194 posts? felicia's question stands, who the fuck are you? : silentbobuk
        • No it doesn't fucking stand. He does have to "be someone" to post on here. : dafugg
      • you haven't "been here" if you never posted. : moshman
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      You are aware of the irony here correct? : tree8
      • There is no irony on the internet. It, like dry land, is a myth. : pharom
    • Do you see the irony in your post felicia? : fishbone
  • yes, we accept everyone with open arms and warm hearts : digital_d
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    Nobody cares who you are until you hit 1000 posts, n00b. : Ride-My-Rocket
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      and have an account from at least 5 years ago : digital_d
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        Feb 25, 2002 6:34am CST : mcborn
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          my join date : mcborn
          • But you didn't post AT ALL for the first six years? Weird. In any event, you have less than 200 posts, : Bold
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            lololol I love that you're actually posting this : Megara9
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              July 27th, 1984 : felicia
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                my birthday : felicia
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                  famine101 : famine101
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                    my shacknews name : famine101
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                      circle circle dot dot : pharom
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                        cootie shot : pharom
                        • that should be be "my cootie shot" get your own you can't have mine =( : pharom
                • Same day as mine, although I was born 2 years before you. : doozer667
                • for some reason i thought you were older than me : Dravenport
              • Happy 24 years and 345 days birthday! : Sailor of Fortune
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                Six days after mine. Therefore, I am higher ranking. Proceed to suck it. ;) : shwortdogg
                • Joining in on this shackers who turn 25 in late July subthread, but you beat me by a couple of days as we... : pharom
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                felicia, we have the same birthday, what does this mean? Are we soul mates? : scottythejock
                • Are you cool or are you wack? Do you use your powers for awesome? If so: dicks. If not: gay. : felicia
    • are you guys chastising him, or are you trying to drive his point home more? oh man, my sarcasm meter ... : anhero
    • I have over 3000, and nobody cares about me :( : captfarrell
  • HAH right. I've been here long enough to know certain folks are in "the club" and others are not. : avatar_58
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    yeah men have never excluded women from anything.. except orgasms : Megara9
    • /jerry springer crowd OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH : Downforce
    • Stop being so pent up and all that and just cum then :( : abrasion
    • C'mon Elaine, give me a chance. ELAAAAAINE! : avatar_58
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      It's not our fault. Half of you assholes don't even know how to give yourselves one. The statistics in : Danny5225
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        But seriously, I only know a few girls that wank it semi-regularly. My last girlfriend had a truly unbeli : Danny5225
        • inf. Same experience, I don't get it either. : swampangel
    • to be fair, most girls just lie there and provide no insight into what they enjoy. : moshman
  • HIJACK: I've been scouring the web for a place to buy a hoverboard. Can anyone help? I heard they were ... : graah
  • quality sarcasm lol. and a semi-lurker to send the point home : anhero
• A lot of the posts on the Shack remind me of a community that I am a part of on Livejournal called "Ask M... : sugarwaffle
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  all forums should use shacknews style it is so clean and sexy, like, i cant believe its been years now a... : Chandler55
  • I was reading a Disney-fan based website this afternoon and I was totally wishing they used the same form... : Galadriel07
• ABORT ABORT : focusdaily
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  Guys, I hate to break this to you, but MOST of the Internet is full of sites like this. We own the Intern... : jessipoo
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    It's cute when they think they're people. : felicia
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      and when you dress them up in little suits and shit! : jessipoo
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        My favorite is when you let them think that an idea was theirs. Love that. : felicia
        • Congratulations, you have just made the most ironic post on the internet! : twifosp
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        awww with those tiny briefcases :D : Megara9
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          this subthread fills me with fear : randomposter
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            don't worry we only let like 5 of them in... we have the numbers : the city
            • Yea, that's what you think, Just wait till it turns out Steve was really Stephanie all along and this was... : edge198
            • it only takes like 5 of them to manage all of us : dirge23
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            btw I have a penis. It's awesome. You can have all the other shit. : massdev
            • \m/ having a dick \m/ : delataur
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              Not only can we wear better, bigger, and easier to clean facsimiles of those (sometimes with glitter!), w... : jessipoo
              • and I mean the universal you, not the specific you hahaha so true I love this turning of the tables : Ovate
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                wow I feel put in my place and I wasn't even involved in this sub-thread of dread. : IHATEDUST
                • I know, right? Seriously I feel all cowed and shit. : Rotten Deadite
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                I just spent about 10 minutes looking for the shackmeet picture where you're sitting in a chair looking h... : spazzium
                • Couldn't find it. : spazzium
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                  uh, don't think that was me champ. : jessipoo
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                    Yeah, it was missylu. : felicia
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                      Two things I do not do: 1.) Look hot 2.) Go to shackmeets where homos look at computers : jessipoo
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                        Things I do: 1) work at places where homos look at computers 2) go home and look at a computer 3) go... : felicia
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                          But if you demand attention, do you get it? Or do the homos continue looking at computers? : Vincent Grayson
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                            I'm usually one of the homos looking at computers : felicia
                            • homo : Dravenport
                        • Felicia my dear you need to stop hanging out with us. : ieGod
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                        You're married now, I thought they were gonna ban you until the divorce? didn't they do something similar : abrasion
                        • the thread at bout the cock breaking still haunts me to this day, painful =( sorry SF, but it's true, and : pharom
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                          Maybe that only happens if you marry a shacker? I would do anything for love, but I won't do that, oh no ... : jessipoo
                          • Does this mean I have to stop sending you SM's about going on dates now? :( : abrasion
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                  That's missylu, poor girl all she wanted was some company. : abrasion
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                    She got plenty of attention at the last shackmeet: http://picasaweb.google.com/iamgoat/SoCalShackmeet081... : Sailor of Fortune
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                      lulz, i love how she learned to put the computer on her lap so that the homos would circle her. : jessipoo
                      • that my computer too... : Sailor of Fortune
                    • She's done a runner now hasn't she? She got sick of being hassled or something. She sure did put up the ... : abrasion
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                      http://picasaweb.google.com/iamgoat/SoCalShackmeet08162008#5235631075665591394 ? : abrasion
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                        I think she is krym3's significant other. Someone else can back me up or correct me on this. : Sailor of Fortune
                        • I figured it had to be someones missus, I have a PRL'd post ready to respond suggesting so :( tidy stuf... : abrasion
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                  Wow, considering my odds I thought I had a good chance at guessing correctly. : spazzium
                  • well hey, at least there's no Grail Knight around to chastise you for choosing poorly and no one's skin d... : pharom
            • Yeah the whole "we give it and they take it" thing really sets the bar pretty high. <runs away> : virus
        • haha check out this thread of insecurity. SO CUTE! : terath
  • If it's made for yapping, you guys own it, no doubt. : stuka
  • So you're saying... that when I write stuff here like "push that bitch down a flight of stairs for good m... : pres589
  • I feel sad when I see guys whose only sanctuary is their garage. Every day after work they come home, op... : LilCrypto
  • All 3% of you. : MercFox1
  • it's like a secret society running things from behind the scenes without the people : halophoenix
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    You know what else we have? Bigger salaries for the same work. Enjoy your throw pillows and towels you ar... : Rauol Duke
    • A bigger salary just means they spend even more of our money. :\ : das_runt
  • and this is why men are far more awesome. because we honestly have you guys fooled into thinking you run ... : xxiv
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  Hi. Who's moving my refrigerator in this thread? : Borzoi
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    Is that a euphamism for anal sex? : abrasion
    • nah, that's "wash the dishes or get back in the living room". : Borzoi
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  Why would I want to infiltrate a site where women talk about boring women stuff and post pictures of dick... : Drewus
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    Like shacknews.com ? : abrasion
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      No, here it's men talking about boring women stuff. : Drewus
      • It was a cheap shot Drewus, I tried :( : abrasion

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• http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=20357851#itemanchor_20357851 : sharpie
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  I made this bold prediction 5 years ago: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=8617114#itemanchor_8617114 : nyranger66
  • You and everybody else. : BlackCat9
  • This was a surprise to no one. : Sgt_Boomstick
• http://www.engadget.com/2009/07/08/google-announces-chrome-os/ : SigENeaT
• Not too interested. : Fred Garvin
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  Shittiest announcement ever. Middle of the night, no screenshots, no videos. What a terrible way to annou... : ventro
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    that's because it's just going to be text with no graphics. : steelsamurai
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      LynxOS : Ride-My-Rocket
      • <3 lynx : skryte
      • It'd be the most effective yet ugly OS ever : d fluke
      • emacs : Rampancy
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      and it will be in beta for like fifty years : skryte
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        Just like Windows lolol! : BlackCat9
        • a perfect rivalry : skryte
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  "Chrome is basically like a modern operating system." huh? : mwasher
  • I think what Google means by that cute statement is that more and more applications that were traditional... : ShekkyBoy
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  I love their web services but most of their downloaded stuff isn't that good. : abrasion
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    most of what they do could do with a lot of polish. Search is first class, the rest of it has admirable f... : steelsamurai
    • Everybody wins when there's competition, though. : Ride-My-Rocket
  • Chrome is a great product and barring extensions and customization, it would be my primary browser. Sketc... : ieGod
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  If it's as buggy and in "beta" for as long as their other stuff the non-enthusiast adoption rate is going... : d fluke
  • you cant do much when it comes builtin on the next netbook you will buy : doomed
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  So they're going to make yet another distro of *nix or *bsd with a chrome based web browser. Great. Just ... : boarder2
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    its going to fuck the other distros in the ass tho. It its decent for general use too, no one will ever... : filthysock
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      Bah, I don't believe that. The browser is not all you ever need. Ubuntu is pretty much where it's at in t... : boarder2
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        what if the OS allows for more than just running a browser? If you can run all your normal apps on it as ... : filthysock
        • I don't know. It just seems like google is reinventing the wheel with almost no reason for it. I wrote ... : boarder2
      • I would hate to think that Google expect to take a large share away from the Windows market by aiming at ... : SigENeaT
      • If they can make it so I never have to use OpenOffice again I will bathe their feet with oil. My hatred f... : Perturbation
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        Ubuntu is not where it's at for common folk. At all. You still have to fuck around _a lot_ on the console... : Rodeoclash
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          You do? If your hardware isn't well supported it can be a pain to set up, but mostly it just installs and... : jcupitt
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            However much I'd love to side with you, I can't. Ubuntu is ten times as likely to blow up in your face t... : doozer667
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              I don't know that this is true. People fuck up Windows constantly but when they do they don't go, "LOLWI... : hawkeye
              • I agree with that for the most part. There is no denying though that when the average computer user scre... : doozer667
            • It's quite hard to break ubuntu, isn't it? you have to type a password before it'll let you change anythi... : jcupitt
        • what? no. You stick the disc, it installs and away you go. When last did you install with ubuntu? : filthysock
        • I can recall doing that a lot with Windows 95. : steauengeglase
      • lol at 'linux distros for common folk' : master_disaster_17
  • Maybe they'll try to use the internet to tailor the Ubuntu install to your computer better? Pull your net... : father_crown
  • I use only my browser on my netbook. I would welcome a lighter os that only had a browser. : batkiwi
• I'll stick to Windows 7. : 5150Joker
• And they said they would do no evil : Sailor of Fortune
• I understand that they must say things like "Google believes that software delivered over the Web will pl... : uncleanmonkey
• YEAH, but can you game on it? : shakybonez31
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  I wonder if this will create interesting legal wrangles over DirectX and such in the far future. : lightly inclined
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    Why would it? : Serpico74
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      You can't use our API in your OS!] : lightly inclined
      • Shit. : lightly inclined
      • Linux cannot use DirectX. : Danny5225
  • What. : Yanks
• If this wasn't a Linux window manager, sure. Like this, nope. I'll stick to XP on my netbook, thanks. : Link.
• For some reason I'm reminded of a line by Eddie izzard. "Apparently Hitler never played risk as a kid." : baron calamity
• Set sail for fail : darkT
• Yea, they're finally gonna do it. Built on Linux, for netbooks (initially). They say it's different from ... : quanta88
• Make it to where it can play all my games and I'll think about it. : mrwolf710
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  I kinda think netbooks may be hitting a saturation point in the future. I have been using one for the la... : stgdz
  • which is why im waiting till the fall for the nvidia ion netbooks : dantastic
• It will TRY to rival Windows, but it won't. : MercFox1
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  Conjecture on my part, but I'm sure this is an attempt to try and make a service based os. Instead of ha : itsjames
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    Dumb terminal, smart mainframe has and does currently work for a large section of computer usage. It won... : hawkeye
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      I'm a tad doubtful on the WebOS thing. My head says that it is a great idea because almost everything I d... : steauengeglase
      • Oh I agree. I don't think we're quite at the point where the web browser is the operating system. I thi... : hawkeye
    • The thing is, this has been tried for decades, and the reason MS is so successful is because they always ... : uncleanmonkey
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    Evidence of this: Google released Chrome last year, describing it as not only a Web browser but also a : itsjames
    • So modern operating system means it can only run apps? I knew there was a reason NESticles was so awesome... : steauengeglase
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    Never worked in the past, because of communication bandwidth problems between said Terminal and mainframe... : ShadowRam
    • Those are still there though. It's relative performance that matters. We'll find shit to do with fast com... : uncleanmonkey
• Just Another Linux : master_disaster_17
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  They're only doing this to fuck with a bunch of middle management / product manager types at MS who don't... : jimmy-buffett
  • MS has known about this for quite some time, there have been numerous articles about it posted to reddit ... : MagicWishMonkey
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  If it can't enable some kind of virtualization solution, well I don't see it catching on in a professiona... : Rotten Deadite
  • I doubt they are worried about the professional market right now. : MagicWishMonkey
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    What? This might be the perfect virtualization solution for a company that has mainly users on Google ... : hawkeye
    • I don't know... what would be the advantage of combining VM with cloud computing? Near as I can see it, ... : Rotten Deadite
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  Is it just me or this was announced like wayyyy back? How come no one heard of this? : mystifier
  • They had mentioned that they had this special internal build of Ubuntu (Goobuntu) but they weren't releas... : Schnapple
  • are you sure you are not thinking of this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GOS_%28operating_system%29 ? : c_man_tmt
• I'll use that as much as I use Chrome, which is never. : yacoub35
• Who cares if Google OS fails or not? I'm just happy that somebody is making inroads vs Microsoft on mult... : Ride-My-Rocket
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  I like the fact both ars technica and New York Times picked up on that early. More and more respect for A... : LoioshDwaggie
  • Ars has been awesome for like a decade now. : hawkeye
• Interesting, but meh. : Begawkiness
• Sounds good. I play games mostly on my 360, so an instant-on internet-focused OS is pretty appealing to m... : Maarten Goldstein
• God, the worst thing is that I know all my non-techie friends are going to bring this up to me today. : Schnapple
• Whats happening to Android then? : ShadowRam

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  Doesn't matter, that's what consoles are for. Yeah, I said it. : hawkeye
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    SC2, Diablo 3, Crysis (as it's meant to be) say no. : abrasion
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      abrasion, you are so far out of the mainstream as a computer user you might as well be on different techn... : hawkeye
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        I am pretty sure WoW alone makes more money than any console game. : [7]kami
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          Exactly, the market may get smaller again but it's always going to be there, The Sims simply wouldn't be ... : abrasion
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            The Sims is a terrible example, it can definitely be done on a console. FPS is also perfectly easy to do... : hawkeye
            • The sims could be done on a console? ok. : abrasion
            • Plugging a mouse/kb into a console... at some point, aren't you just playing on a PC from your couch? : _jon
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            sims 1 was the same on GameCube as it was on PC, only with a coop mode and a campaign. With HDs in new co... : razorblade79
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              So you think a game with all the depth (and addons) as Sims 2 or 3 could be done on a console, without a ... : abrasion
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                Addons and depth are as easy or easier on consoles due to XBL or PSN...that's not even a good argument. ... : hawkeye
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                  I think the PC is becoming more mainstream than anything now and 3D cards are common in cheapies, even if... : abrasion
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                    Don't mistake my argument. I think casual PC gaming will always exist in some form, but I think hardcore... : hawkeye
                    • I really hope not, thanks to the diminishing returns in performance and the economic crises, you can buil... : abrasion
                • I thought the gamecube controls were pretty much perfect already. : razorblade79
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        You're missing the point. The main difference between consoles and PC isn't technological, it's ideologic... : Marrbe
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          AAA video games are too expensive to be produced by ideology. How many big studios are PC exclusive anym... : hawkeye
          • Now this I am not contesting. Due to large swaths of consumers preferring games that are the equivalent o... : Marrbe
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        it's a good platform for the indie studio growth that seems to be flourishing though. however digital di... : wetard
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          Closed cost-to-entry systems can be extremely helpful for indie developers. iPhone. : hawkeye
          • ugh : wetard
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        The majority of people don't play on their computer maybe but the number is still huge. At work all the d... : guigr
        • The number is also shrinking. I have no idea what you were trying to say with your second sentence. : hawkeye
      • This will never be true until Keyboard + Mouse(Or similar device) is utilized correctly on a console : ShadowRam
      • And once again the full-of-shit-guy misses the point of why some people will always choose to play games ... : Mr. Goodwrench
    • HoN agrees. : [7]kami
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    I enjoy PC gaming much more than I do my consoles. The less restrictive a platform is the better. Don'... : gibolas1234
    • I am constantly posting here how much I love my PS3 and how I use my PC less but several times a year for... : abrasion
    • EA and Activision don't care how you feel about the platform and they're the only ones with money enough ... : hawkeye
  • consoles can run browsers too. : pieman
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    i still prefer the amount of control you have over performance with PCs, sure consoles will always run a ... : wetard
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      I agree there's an appeal to that...but we are not normal people and we're not a big enough audience to p... : hawkeye
      • yup i'm willing to bite that bullet, unfortunately i'm not into shit like rock band, guitar hero, project... : wetard
  • Even when I have friends over it's all about the PC games. We end up L4Ding it up rather than 4 players o... : boomstickah
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  it seems cool and i'm glad they are trying to crack open the OS market (or lack thereof), but i really qu... : kpxkrnjc
  • Yeah but free is a pretty powerful force. : geedeck
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  It can't not run DNF : transmetal
  • True story, DNF was put on hold until ChromeOS was done as it's going to be the launch platform. : umcpwintermute
• Once people write/port games for it : wasylm
• Whatever WINE can run, probably : Yanks

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  I wish it was out right now :( : maulla
  • for the goddamn PC : Downforce
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  IGN liked it: http://au.xboxlive.ign.com/articles/100/1001684p1.html : dchavez999
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    holy shit is that air raid siren on the whole time >:( : Downforce
    • omg that's gonna get old : marmite
• Sweet, looking forward to it! : 5150Joker
• Wait, PC or 360? If 360..then bleh. : 5150Joker
• I was hoping it was today, I saw the download link and was all excitted, then it said it wasn't availabl... : jonin
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  Aside from graphics, what's the draw to this game over playing the actual BF1942 game? : kill9
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    Slightly redesigned maps, ability to play with gamepad on couch, destructible environments, better netcod... : pigvomit
    • ... people playing it. : ThomW
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      gamepad................................................................................. : hirosushima
      • ............................................................................................................ : derelict515
      • couch................................................................................................... ... : malloc
  • destructible environments, bf2-style squads, ranks, achievements : riptyde
  • User fragmentation and brand dilution! : spiderfill
  • XBL, Friends, Parties, Achievements, VOIP : Sailor of Fortune
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    unlimited ammo, auto-recovering health, ... : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      but.. why? :( : bundy
      • I'm kidding. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  What time do they normally launch new xbox live games? : MagicWishMonkey
  • I've heard ranges from midnight pst to 10am pst : PointlesS76
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    I heard 2 AM PDT/ 5 AM EST : thebigbeefsandwich
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      I'm up and it's 6am EST and no game. :-( I was hoping to request a pick up before work today. : marblehead
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        It's up! http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/games/media/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d8025841097e/?p=1&of=1&... : Helter Skelter
        • hmm, downloading demo before buying. : razlebol
• Indeed : Sailor of Fortune
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  can ps3 people play with 360 people? : smacknca
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    What game has ever done this? : ArcKnight
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      There was that Shadow (something) game that worked @ PC <--> 360 - but yea, I've yet to hear about a PS3 ... : humbleone
      • Shadowrun, and that is the *only* exception I can think of aside from Q3A on the Dreamcast (which, since ... : Helter Skelter
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      I think for a brief period, Dreamcast Quake 3 could play vs. PC, with pretty much the expected results. : bipolar
      • hey i had a kb/ mouse and ethernet for the DC! ;0 : packav
    • Final Fantasy XI : ghost in my shell
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  I have the entire afternoon off, and I can;t fucking wait. : Head Rush
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    Also, I'm hoping that the entire BF:BC crew reappears for hilariously awesome times in 1943. The list is ... : Head Rush
    • There's a tiny little BFBC reference on Wake. See if you can spot it :) : -efx-
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  I'm sure this game will be moderately fun, but I would much rather spend my money elsewhere. Games like L... : Wisp!
  • Don't forget ArmA2! : kill9
  • you neglected the part where this costs 1/4 of any one of those : derelict515
• I'm cautiously excited for it, but I do have one concern: Please god let them fucking fix the FOV. I love : ArcKnight
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  this today, Monkey Island next week! and 4 hours more work to go. awesome! : razorblade79
  • bf43 bought'd and 2 more hours to go! : razorblade79
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  Looks like it's out? http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/games/media/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d8025841097e/ : PoopStewart
  • It is, currently downloading the demo. : razlebol
• anyone tried it yet? I have to go to work >_< : bninja
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  Gah, I have to buy $25 worth of Microsoft points just to get this game. <raspberries> : PoopStewart
  • Uhhhh.... Add 1000 points for $12.50 Add 500 points for $6.25 You get stuck with 300 points but st... : pigvomit
• wooot gonna download now : maulla
• It's out - word is there are some weird server probs causing lag that are being fixed ASAP. : marmite
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  Worst part is that I worked on this game and now I'm on vacation until august so I can't play it :( : -efx-
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    Is there a party system in the full version? : maulla
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      You mean like squads? yeah, there is. : -efx-
      • Yes/no. I should have asked if their is a lobby/matchmaking for a group of friends that want to play toge... : maulla
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  quick impressions: The game is beautiful, destructible environments are awesome. Classes are diverse e... : maulla
  • Yea, there's a join match with friends option, no idea on the limit of friends. I'd give my impressions i... : barude
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    Are you playing on XBOX Live? It's not showing up in the marketplace for me. : MagicWishMonkey
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      use the link posted above : razorblade79
      • Sweet, it's bought. Thanks :) : MagicWishMonkey
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      it was on the main game marketplace menu in the dashboard when i got it this am : maulla
      • Still not showing up for me, but I bought it via the website and supposedly it's downloading now. : MagicWishMonkey
  • Can you switch squads? : Nitrium
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    Is there any single player with bots in the demo or in the full game for that matter? : Rauol Duke
    • No bots at all. Trial is locked at 30 mins of playtime : maulla
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    how big is the game/trial? : nomaad
    • 560some megs : maulla
• Pretty damn fun! : punchdog
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  bought'd, ya'll better actually play this game after squealing about it so much : cdbeckman
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    OK, this is fun. : cdbeckman
    • OK, this is fucking awesome! : cdbeckman
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  Yeah this is pretty awesome. Having said that, it's not as awesome as Bad Company : Drewus
  • Uh, in what way? Can you elaborate? : Nitrium
• servers a fucking HOSED. its great once I get in a game, but its taking a while to join :( : maulla
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  Um...I don't see it on XBLA. :( : pigvomit
  • It's only there for cool kids click the link above and buy it off the xbox live website : cdbeckman
• So far the demo isn't doing it for me. Mainly because it isn't connecting me to any servers. "Game is u... : Lionhart32935
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  annnnd its hardlocked my xbox twice now :( : maulla
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    am I the only one having a blissful and wonderful experience? : cdbeckman
    • The game is fucking fantastic, just some frustrating stuff to go along with it. : maulla
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  I've never played a BF game before. Will I like this? I love MP shooters. Is the demo out now? : bozer
  • I hadn't either and I'm loving it *shrug* : cdbeckman
• Live stream for people stuck at work or whatever: http://www.justin.tv/redrum201 : Helter Skelter
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  demo impressions: - 30 minutes on wake island is all you get then the demo expires. seriously lame, co... : thebigbeefsandwich
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    watch the guy on justin.tv up above, if you know what you're doing with a controller it's hardly special ... : cdbeckman
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      sorry, but there's no mistaking the difference between mouse+kb and a gamepad when you played the origina... : thebigbeefsandwich
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        I once didn't know what the fuck on a controller too, and swore the halos was a fad ;) I recommend playin... : cdbeckman
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          I just played far cry 2 for a couple months MP, I have the hang of aiming and could kick most people's as... : thebigbeefsandwich
          • The multiplayer on FC2 was terrible, and that community was god awful :/ Great single player though! I'm ... : cdbeckman

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  British, Aussie, NZ, Russian, German, French : NFXFSX
  • french is right up there....good call : i poop from there
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  French/Russian. Tied for me. : Merlin13x
  • qft : Xencer
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  Australian FTW. Southern American is a close second. : Galadriel07
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    Southern American like a Georgia peach, or a girl from South America? : Sapiens
    • im guessing southern bell type...like Louisiana.....which is also pretty damn hot : i poop from there
    • I like male voices from the south like... firebone <3 Solstice's Canadian accent melts my heart as wel... : Galadriel07
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    oh hai : CoRDS
    • Bugger off I call dibs. : dafugg
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  British accents are sexy, too bad all the women look like Susan Boyle (or will soon enough). : underground banana plantation
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    Susan Boyle is Scottish.... : i poop from there
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      ...which is the northern part of the island of Great Britain. : underground banana plantation
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        irrelevant! :P well at least i hope they dont all turn out looking like that....my girl is british.... : i poop from there
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          Obviously there are exceptions to the rule, and hopefully you've found one. As a whole, British women are : underground banana plantation
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            yeah i hope so too. she is awefully pale tho... : i poop from there
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              Bad sign. You should probably dump that cunt right now. : underground banana plantation
              • well thats harsh :P : i poop from there
          • This is true. It's an island. Inbreeding. : uncleanmonkey
    • And Scotland is part of Britain. : ArcKnight
  • South African. : SnakeIRye
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  English is best (south) worst is Aussie bogan or American nasally redneck one : abrasion
  • ocker? : Goblin au
• British and Australian, most definitely. : trOmblyj
• Slovenian : Cihte
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  Irish is pretty sexy. : -JLN-
  • agreed. :D : halophoenix
  • This, hands down. : Head Rush
  • Yeah, I'm going to have to go with this one. The only time I've ever been actually turned on by a accent ... : LeapingFool
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  I've said this before but classy Brit that goes to cockney whore when she drinks ( I'm looking at you a s... : gmd
  • also signed : halophoenix
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    I don't think Alice The Sponge has chatted when drunk, unless I've missed a priceless gem of a Left 4 Dea... : Postal
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      I always assume Sponge is drunk . : rosewood
      • All day everyday baby : gmd
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    hahaha. i had a girlfriend who spoke proper queen's english. except, she grew up in birmingham, so whenev... : mindmann
    • GO ON : gmd
    • Austrailian is my fav with new York/jersey in second (think Marissa Tomei in my cousin Vinny) : mrvandelay
  • My cousin does this; I needed a translator last time we hung out. She no longer owns the pub though :( : bombay
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    Mid-Atlantic, leaning toward Recieved Pronunciation. : Marrbe
    • (faulty subthread reply, nuke above + this plx) : Marrbe
• Good old fashioned American. : IndigoAK
• tard lisp : SockMonkeh
• British (including the Caribbean and African dialects), French, Russian, Spanish. In that order. =) : yacoub35
• Mute : SolveChrist
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  Boston. : jessipoo
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    you have got to be kidding : peter
    • No, I am 100% serious 100% of the time, sir. : jessipoo
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    Tom Hank's accent in Catch Me If You Can amirite : megarust32
    • I'm looking in your sockets for your address right now. Prepare your asshole, friend. : jessipoo
• Somebody who learned it as a second language trying to enunciate as properly as possible. : miasma(&)
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  Canadian no question : Veegeezee
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    so you mean American? we're not all hosers, eh : Postal
    • hoosers are sexy, eh : Veegeezee
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdD0j6wmMNc : dirge23
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  A shanghainese/parisian combined accent. Incredibly sexy. I know two girls with this exact accent and i... : Vantage
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    Thats quite an odd combination... : SigENeaT
    • It's really quite exhilarating. : Vantage
  • Need aural and pictorial evidence to confirm banana driving. : Afterglow
• Irish mmmm Pierce Brosnan : geeklaur
• Alice O'Conner's. : Maddog_Delphi97
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  Everything is good except Asian :[ : bolneze
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    Some Chinese and Japanese accents can sound quite cute. : Lone Swordsman
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      Youre only saying that cuz the girls must have been cute themselves. Asian accents always sound like brok... : bolneze
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        But that's what makes it cute! : Lone Swordsman
        • Kawaii : bombay
• I find most Asian accents on women to be adorable, but not really "sexy". : Vincent Grayson
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  Favorite: British Least favorite: Quebecois : SeaLlama
  • But its tree turdy. : steauengeglase
• That irish woman on that TNG episode was hot, and the accent made her a 10 : yautja
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  Is Cock in Mouf an accent? If so, that. : rosewood
  • it is now. lmao. great post. : i poop from there
• Irish or French. : Fred Garvin
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  Geordie, Manc, Scouse, Black Country, Brummie, Estuary, Cockney, Devonshire, Highland Scots, Glaswegian, : 60days
  • now this man knows what's up. : underground banana plantation
• south african or aussie. : sparhawk
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  How has Scott not made it on the list yet? That shit is awesome. : johnwissinger
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    I don't know him but he sounds sexy as shit. : NastyJack
    • Why thank you sir : scottv7
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  GEORDIE (maybe scouser) : itsjames
  • hahahaha : underground banana plantation
  • mms://audio.bl.uk/media/learning/sounds/contemporarydialects/england/byker.wma : 60days
• mute : sesmaster
• deaf chick accent : mega man
• British accent for sure. : Ellissd
• French Canadian : Arken.ca
• Katinka from Zoolander : hankyJR
• spanish : Pantene Pro-V
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  Klingon : felicia
  • Q'aplah! : Cheeziologist
• best: Russian, French worst: Japanese, Swedish : bostrov
• Klingon. Especially from the Duras sisters. : TwiLyght
• Andaluciano. rrrrrrr : Megara9
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  australian! : jenisthebest
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    So I guess you shouldn't be invited to the next party at my house that will likely be filled with my Auss... : Afterglow
    • Also, for some reason I really don't like Aussie accents on women. Parisian french women simply speaking ... : Afterglow
    • i like this plan! : jenisthebest
• Everyone knows British is just the all around best, scientifically proven in fact (no I'm not going to go... : locater16
• English, Russian, Dutch. I'm so glad I'm Australian. The chicks love us. :-) : Aragoat
• Israeli accent. Ever hear Bar Rafaeli? Wow. Just wow. : silentw
• wimpers from the inside of a heshen sack inside my trunk : abrasion
• Russian, australian : Gojirah
• Puerto Rican : dognose
• Irish or Australian. : mittense
• British followed by French. : stuka
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  yes, but what kind of british accent? You've got about 25 to choose from. Some of them are downright terr... : filthysock
  • Cockney is like redneck :( : dognose
  • Anything south of Newcastle except for Cockney should work. West London would be perfect. : stuka
  • Posh. Australian accents are also wonderful. : Bold
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    What kind of accent does Sienna Miller have. That's hot. : Ellissd
    • essex slapper : massdev
  • Oxford, baby. : Bamtan
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    I like my women to sound like a slighlty deeper jamie carragher : Foxhawk
    • Hahaha. Just the image of this has me cringing. : peanut-
    • haha. frightening. : thecray
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    Brummie. God it's so hot. : peanut-
    • LOL : Mr. Goodwrench
  • Yorkshire is the worst : bipolar
• Irish or Australian : boarder2
• Russian, slightly softened / anglosized : threeup
• British : thecatinthehat
• Southwestern Latvian : ninjase
• Not cops serving a restraining order. That's my favorite accent. : pres589
• Alice O'Connor : H@rvester
• Zombie - Brains : retardhumper
• british is about the bottom of my list. french canadian sounds nice from a lady, but silly from a dude. : cpt_gloval
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  Ken Nordine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KdJPR7iDqY&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=... : Borzoi
  • oh and of course: http://www.tuxjunction.net/media/mybaby.mp3 : Borzoi
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  Aussie, Irish, and Scottish. Oh my yes indeedy : Solstice
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    I'd like to add Scottish to my reply as well : Megara9
    • which Scottish? Glasgow? Edinburgh? Fife? Highlands? Lowlands? Other? :) : captfarrell
• Aussie. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  I'm going to get raped as soon as the plane lands : TastyWheat
  • Just have Cords do the talking. I was almost halfway back to the hotel before Genjuro realised I was Brit... : Jonathan
• Australian first, then it has to be Russian. : Tripps
• British for sure, followed by the other commonwealth like NZ or AUS. : Sailor of Fortune
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  you guys who like aussie accents are weird :( : abrasion
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    Yeah, considering we all sound like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c&feature=related : sethmarc
    • I went to public school with people like that when I lived basically in the bush, people wonder why I det... : abrasion
• South African is the greatest accent ever. : imcompa
• The way some southern Finnish women spoke in the 1960-70's. : vx2o
• khazak (russian-esque on an asian beauty) : packav
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  Aussie, preferably not too squeaky. I've been spending more time with the chick from Louisiana and her... : fleabug
  • what part of LA is she from? there's at least a dozen different accents down there : stoned wallaby crop circle
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  sign language : drucifer
  • I remember the vowels, they taught us at work because of one of the deaf guys but I forgot all of it now ... : abrasion
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  Not retarded. : Rotten Deadite
  • AKA "under 5 'likes' per sentence" : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Mandingo : strikingcobra78
• Irish or scottish : hrdwregk
• I hate British accents on women, but that's probably 'cos I am British. Plus, when you say British acc... : Mr. Goodwrench
• Irish, French (i.e. from France), English or Scottish. : Lone Swordsman
• Mid-Atlantic, leaning toward Recieved Pronunciation. : Marrbe
• Mediterranean (?) sounds sexy. I guess it may not be exclusive to Mediterranean (Eastern European Girls ... : Rag and Bone Man

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  where are they getting the stats? i moved out when i was 18. : radula
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    oh, and where are all the single chicks living ffs! : radula
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      Dude there's single chicks everywhere in Melbourne - thousands and thousands and they aren't scared to ch... : abrasion
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        after you, fine sir! : radula
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          Actually I'm not interested - all the more for you man :) : abrasion
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            so how is turning gay working out for you? : radula
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              It's a long and exhausting process, I'd love to tell you more over dinner....... : abrasion
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                its not gay if im unconcious right? : radula
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                  I like my victims to scream :( : abrasion
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                    have you extended your hiatus? you know, its never to late to jump back on the horse... why you hiding f... : radula
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                      Being single and choosing to avoid that kind of stuff is not an easy thing to do, it's been very challeng... : abrasion
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                        i think im ready to love myself again. maybe get back on the market when i get home. : radula
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                          You should try MVS, she's a cutie man - she still works here. You're young, you'll score something event... : abrasion
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                            i think MVS is taken! its not about scoring 'somthing eventually'. im a sophisticated man, i'm not that... : radula
                            • You're better looking than I am so you're already 1/2 way there to scoring an ugly bogan chick :) : abrasion
      • And all you can do is stare from the other side of the tram : hankyJR
      • just bought plane ticket : gmd
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      they're not single, they're living with older men : filthysock
      • Has Radula told you some stories has he? : abrasion
  • i moved out when i was 21, use the time between to save for a deposit and get a job etc : CoRDS
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  Weird, I did all of my own shit when I lived at home. My parents would have booted my ass out the door if... : Drewus
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    I'd crawl back inside ma and hide if I could :( I really shouldn't be allowed to live alone - my house... : abrasion
    • get a cleaner, it forces you to tidy every 2 weeks : filthysock
    • Just hire a cleaner dude. Its seriously cheap. I pay £40 a month, they come three times a month, knowing... : theghostofsmdever
• I still live at home and it costs me a fucking fortune because my parents and i split the bills. Unfortun... : SigENeaT
• haha bullshit. im 25 and still at home. I can fend for myself quite easily. its just much more convenien... : yautja
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  I thought this was about embalmed mummies and their boys. Please adapt American spelling conventions. : Marrbe
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    Dont you guys still use the imperial system? Get with the times ! god i hate the sound of mommies : yautja
    • I use metric. But I spell like an American. Best of both worlds. : Marrbe
  • I thought it was about kids who liked dressing up as mummies. : bolneze
• funny the younger single girls at work were saying a) they don't know how to do anything domestic, cook, ... : shavenewok
• That's a pretty accurate depiction of the current generation, in my eyes. : randomposter
• Huzzah according to those stats i'm not a mummies boy : ) : gimpness
• I love how that article spells the same word differently in the title and in the very first line. : DinK
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  http://www.hooplanet.co.uk/cutenews//data/files/image/scary_imhotep.jpg ? : gmd
  • Hail to the King baby! : Goblin au

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  best game of 20XX : spaceless
  • 2XXX : SlingBlaze
  • 21XX?! : Rice-Rocketeer
  • X010 : deathofrats
  • XXXX : kallanta
  • XXXXX : Tchest
  • the year between starcraft 2 episode 1 + 2 : razorblade79
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    Mega Man? : DinK
    • Mega Man... X : one random winner
    • Perfect! : Totenjaeger
• I started a Necro in D2 this week 'cause I can't wait! : Rampancy
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  The game speed looked a little slow. I wonder if they're playing on fastest. : Ellissd
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    HYPERTURBOHARDCOREXTREME : massdev
    • GOD DAMN THAT'S WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT HELL YEA : Ellissd
• God damned right it is. Played it at last Blizzcon and can't wait to get my hands on it again at this yea... : BlackCat9
• Can't. Fucking. Wait. : kallanta
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  I keep watching this over and over and clicking the mouse like I'm playing. : RogerDandy
  • like a four-year-old at an arcade : skryte
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  This comes from the future. It sucks balls. : davidc02
  • Lies : RogerDandy
  • always bet on blizzard : spiderfill
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  Is the shack or shit even the whole internet just going to be page after page of 'GONE DIABLO 3ING, BACK ... : shavenewok
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    Affirmative (It wouldn't let me post 'Yes.') : bryanvlo
    • Yes : sonicdeathwalrus
    • Yes : Solstice
    • Si : Maddog_Delphi97
    • ha. : skryte
    • Y : c0bra
    • : Izanaki
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    We don't all love Diablo, some of us didn't really get the first 2! The movies for 3 look really interes : abrasion
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      I wasn't all that impressed with Diablo 1 or 2. The grind endlessly for loot idea does not appeal to me. ... : BlackCat9
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        I was never much of a grind fanatic. In fact, I hated it, and still do. It bores me to tears. But I enjoy... : Danny5225
        • Yeah, that's the thing...even without ever grinding, you can play them through even just once for a cool ... : Vincent Grayson
      • The gameplay movies look fucking fantastic, I like the artstyle (but I also like the grimy old one too fr... : abrasion
  • I'll likely take a couple days off of work. I don't do that often. : Omning
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  i'd rather play sc2 or ns2 i think actually : DrFlammable
  • you are terrible : kpxkrnjc
• I can't wait for this game. Been chomping at the teeth for something new since I quit WoW back in Februar... : lightly inclined
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  I think I'm broken because I have little interest in this and even less in SC2. I've never played WoW eit... : marmite
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    Have you ever played the original Starcraft, or Diablo 1 and 2? : Danny5225
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      I played Starcraft when it came out and loved it, but Starcraft 2 looks exactly the same. There's been to... : marmite
      • That said, I'm gonna give Diablo 3 a try for sure. The graphics/theme look kinda cool even if the gamepla... : marmite
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  oh shit! How could I forget.. : razlebol
  • Also, I just noticed, there sure is a lot of screen shaking going on. I hope you can turn it off. : razlebol
• i've got like 12 boners just thinking about it : stoned wallaby crop circle
• Is this thing coming out for XBOX too? : excessus
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  You know it's going to be fantastic when people who have never played a minute of Diablo (me) are getting... : MercFox1
  • The first is still my favorite. It's pretty much the last dungeon crawler game that has been released si... : Wombat Woo
  • Same here, and I wouldn't even really be paying attention were it not for Titan Quest. Now I'm watching ... : Begawkiness
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  are the health globes replacing potions entirely or are they simply in addition to potion use? : das_runt
  • They're replacing potion spam, there should still be WoW-style potions(on cooldown for emergency use). : Zek
• I hope D3 won't have such inflated numbers, with 50000 damage spells flying around at mach 10 speed. I'd ... : Marrbe
• all i'm saying is that it better have good PVP : kpxkrnjc
• I have to say that looks pretty badass : Begawkiness
• Talk to me when it goes gold. Until then I don't want to hear anything about it. : JohnnyRey

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  I think this is a game balance problem. In the real world, evil actions are the quick and dirty path to m... : dirge23
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    Put another way, in games there is no real penalty to being good, so people tend to choose it because it'... : dirge23
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      My issue withthese types of games is that even when you're doing smaller evil actions, the overall storyl... : prime8
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        It's true. There is no reason to advance the main plot of Fallout 3 (at least beyond the point at which y : dirge23
        • They should have made an option where you recover the GECK/complete Project Purity, but only to sell it. : dirge23
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      Fuck that, everyone in Tenpenny Tower DIED because I tried to get the ghouls and humans to live in harmon : MercFox1
      • Oh trust me, even if I am super good, on this play through That goul is going to join the head removal cl : baron calamity
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        there are moral consequences, but i'm saying there are no power consequences, which is likely a function ... : dirge23
        • When I play RPGs, I generally play as a power whore: not intending to do good or evil for its own sake li... : dirge23
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    And death. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      you're doing it wrong : gmd
      • just keeping it real and paying for it : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Some games are like this. I remember in Morrowind the willingness to steal was very beneficial. There w... : DinK
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    ^^^This. Most game options are be good and help save the orphans, or slaughter all the orphans. It's evi... : Modulus
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      Yeah, the two-dimensional picture of sadistic evil that RPGs typically have is childish and naive. : dirge23
      • Evil is more like your role in GTA -- not necessarily sadistic, but crassly indifferent to the suffering ... : dirge23
  • Going evil in Fable 2 was easy once I knew I could be a slum lord, swimming in wealth at the mere expense... : das_runt
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  inFamous is the first game I ever played where I wanted to tear skin from the bodies of the innocent and ... : abrasion
  • try prototype and kill EVERYTHING! : jasoncrowley
  • I actually enjoyed being good a whole lot more in that game, and I am one that tends to play evil if give... : Begawkiness
• yup, always happens to me : Dravenport
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  I don't find it impossible, but if I go evil, it's always on the second or third playthrough as a way of ... : Lone Swordsman
  • Same here. I usually play as I would if I were there on first play, and I usually end up Good : Mr. Goodwrench
• In Fallout 3, I always tend to go with the "Evil, but mayaswell get as much out of it as I can" playstyle : genom
• In Fallout3 I found it easy to be evil, but in virtually all other RPGs I always want to play good at fir... : DinK
• It's been the same for me in all RPGs I can remember. I've tried quite a few times to play an evil charac... : Mysig
• You're already not thinking evil. Evil doesn't do "quests" and make "choices". Evil kills bitches and tak... : tashtego
• Lately I've been trying to roleplay morally by attempting being greedy, selfish, whatever in those games ... : astonish
• I can't be evil in games. Guess I'm just too much of a sap or something. I can be a jerk though. : frenziedbadger
• The most annoying thing about RPGs is that it's always much easier to play the game as evil. I found this... : phate81
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  In other RPGs I wind up being evil because I hate the way all the "good" options are phrased. Fo3 is ... : cerealSAM2
  • Oh, and check around in the fallout 3 wiki... there are quests where you can hook up with slavers and hav... : cerealSAM2
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  I finished Mass Effect last night. Good stuff, but my attitude definitely changed over the course of the : Ride-My-Rocket
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    Also, Bioware has proven once again its ability to craft deep, multipathed RPGs. Which makes me all the ... : Ride-My-Rocket
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      wow you didn't like Jedi Knight (1)? I thought it was a great follow up to Dark Forces. Especially since ... : razorblade79
      • btw is it possible it's addon Mysteries of the Sith was the FIRST game ever to utilize ingame cutscenes i... : razorblade79
  • I felt like my character was pretty nuanced in Mass Effect, which was nice. I was generally well-intenti : dirge23
  • Mass Effect was the first RPG I've played through as evil. Have to admit, felt a bit bad about executing : bipolar
• I guess I'm demon spawn because I find it hard NOT to be evil in games where there are little to no real ... : doozer667
• It depends, there are some games that really seem to feel 'right' when you are playing as a good characte... : Begawkiness
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  the witcher was good about not having clear good/evil choices but more shades of grey. : EvilDolemite
  • The Witcher had no Karma or Alignment system at all, right? This is a good way to go. So many quests in... : dirge23
• They should of never had the message for good or evil actions. Just do what ya want then see where your a... : Ziz
• I don't like playing the evil path in almost any genre. I even prefered XWing over TIE Fighter because of... : razorblade79
• I used to be this way until I played KOTOR. I think I accidentally ended up doing something evil in the s... : aethyr
• Kill everyone you meet. Take their stuff. : pigvomit
• I can't because most games the evil option just means you play an asshole. : trove