Morning Discussion: Robot Dinosaurs

"Robot dinosaurs might be useful," admits Autobot leader Optimus Prime. "You have my authorization." And just like that, the entire Tranformers franchise was forever changed.

The way I see it, the only real problem with robot dinosaurs is when you stay too close to the original design. Did Grimlock really need those teeny tiny T-Rex arms and an even smaller brain? I can understand staying true to the source material, but still...

Chris Faylor was previously a games journalist creating content at Shacknews.

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    July 7, 2009 7:22 AM

    Don't slander Grimlock Faylor

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      July 7, 2009 7:24 AM

      knowing transformers can die makes me sad since Grimlock is among them :(

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        July 7, 2009 7:25 AM

        I never knew they killed him off.

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          July 7, 2009 8:39 AM

          I don't think they did but rather I came to the realization that one day even Grimlock will die. :(

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      July 7, 2009 7:27 AM

      Him Grimlock not have tiny brain!
      Him Grimlock king!

      Hell yes for Dinobots

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      July 7, 2009 7:28 AM

      I never rated them :( what were they thinking?

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        July 7, 2009 7:32 AM

        Agreed. Robots that can transform into robot Dinosaurs are far worse than a Large two-story robot that transforms into a small electronic device.

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          July 7, 2009 7:33 AM

          They just weren't cool, G2,G3,G4 or whatever robots got worse and worse, the insect oens? etc.
          There's a reason G1 is classed as cool - because for kids from 3 to 16 they were the business in the 80's
          GUNS, SEMI'S, JETS! not fucking inecticons (wt)

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            July 7, 2009 7:36 AM

            The current Animated series has some really good toys and designs. I'm hoping the show is just in hibernation why the Bayformers are humping things and dangling their testicles around.

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              July 7, 2009 7:37 AM

              bayformers lol

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              July 7, 2009 9:10 AM

              Animated got cancelled

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                July 7, 2009 11:33 AM

                Do you see me lying to myself here? I'm a very busy man steegdeez

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                  July 7, 2009 11:55 AM

                  I hope its in hybernation also, maybe we will get a beast machines out of it(ok its pretty much better off dead since they didn't do a season 4).

                  They gave it a good send off, especially the final scene.

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            July 7, 2009 7:38 AM

            insecticons were awesome, I had most of them

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              July 7, 2009 7:43 AM

              there were only three. all of mine are missing a limb though and i'm not sure why.

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              July 7, 2009 7:45 AM

              considering how traditionally cool you are here gmd, i liken this to you admitting you wear argyles and crocs or something.

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            July 7, 2009 7:43 AM

            I'm still on your team. I watched Transformers when it came out, just like every other eleven year old kid my age. I bought the toys. However, even that young I still thought robot dinosaurs was pretty fucking silly. Up there with the idea of a crack team of Special Forces with awesome weapons who can't hit shit (except ceilings, floors, and inanimate objects).

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            July 7, 2009 8:40 AM

            OTOH, Devastator is awesome.

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              July 7, 2009 10:17 AM

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                July 7, 2009 11:00 AM

                He goes down like a little bitch in the movie.

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                  July 7, 2009 11:33 AM

                  yeah, talk about disappointments. also getting tied up by you know who was just embarassing

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                    July 7, 2009 11:35 AM

                    agreed. devastator should have displayed some pwnage there.

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                      July 7, 2009 11:38 AM

                      Devestator vs the Racist Twins was one of the dumbest things of the entire film. Way to take a completely badass giant killer robot and let him get his shit pushed in by the front half of an ice cream truck.

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                        July 7, 2009 11:49 AM

                        I completely agree. When you escalate the robots up to Devastator, you have to escalate the implications for getting your shit pushed in.

                        Devastator was a heavily wasted opportunity for that "we are really really fucked" moment. I am still upset they didn't have them fight separately, get mixed up with the goddamn twins and whatever, THEN form devastator and kill the twins and everything looks like it's going to shit

                        oh well. I didn't mind the length of the movie at all, but I would have trimmed out some stuff to enhance mother fucking Devastator's screen time.

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                          July 7, 2009 12:11 PM

                          You could easily cut 45 minutes out of that movie without losing much of the important content. Hell, cut out all the unnecessary scenes of US military equipment moving around (planes, boats, troops, etc) and there is 20 minutes right here.

                          The last half our of the film was the biggest problem for me. I was ok with the pacing up until that point, but that last section was all useless setup and distractions leading up to a very abrupt final battle.

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                        July 7, 2009 11:54 AM

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      July 7, 2009 7:36 AM

      the episode where grimlock is smart is pretty funny

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      July 7, 2009 7:53 AM

      damn, now i want to watch that movie again. The good one.

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      July 7, 2009 8:22 AM

      Clearly he doesn't know what he's talking about.

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      July 7, 2009 8:43 AM

      dinobots were fucking awesome.

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        July 7, 2009 10:15 AM

        I've never really understood what Grimlock says at 0:53.

        "Me Grimlock not nice dino, me _____ brains"

        WTF does he say? Smashed? Bashed?

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      July 7, 2009 10:26 AM

      Episode where they first show up:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFgXoBDjugY

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      July 7, 2009 11:03 AM

      IAWTP. >:( next he'll be trying to talk shit to Soundwave

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        July 7, 2009 11:08 AM

        he wouldn't dare!

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        July 7, 2009 11:09 AM

        Soundwave has always been awesome. I'm also a fan of Shockwave (alternate form? HUGE CANNON \m/ ). They both have great voices too.

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        July 7, 2009 11:18 AM

        I will not stand for that shit.

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      July 7, 2009 11:06 AM

      GRIMLOCK NO BOZO!!

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