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by Alice O'Connor, Jun 23, 2009 7:00am PDT

Everyone welcome Nick back from his unusually busy vacation. The poor soul just wanted some rest and relaxation, but no matter where he went--the Orient express, an English manor house, New York, a sleepy Maine fishing village--murders and mysteries were abound. He ended up spending his time dashing around questioning suspects and searching for clues rather than burning to a crisp and wearing straw hats daubed with amusing slogans as he should have been. Bless his little white cotton socks.

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Rotten Tomatoes: You have failed me for the last time.

Consensus: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a noisy, underplotted, and overlong special effects extravaganza that lacks a human touch.

It's a movie about giant fucking robots from another planet. And it lacks a human touch.

FOR FUCKS SAKE

Jun 23, 2009 5:29pm PDT

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Rotten Tomatoes: You have failed me for the last time. Consensus: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen : Downforce
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- I knew Foxx was too hot to be human. : rosewood
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  Ebert's review is unforgiving: http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090623/REVIEW... : Sailor of Fortune
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  Whatever. Transformers: The Movie was about the same thing and it had the touch. It had the power.
  
  Jun 23, 2009 5:38pm PDT
  
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  Whatever. Transformers: The Movie was about the same thing and it had the touch. It had the power. : Edges
  - It dared to be stupid. : BlackCat9
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  If you're just looking for giant robots fighting, and you can tell that's what it is from the trailer, wh... : Chris Remo
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    I really feel like I won't be at peace until I ask them that in reverse. Why are YOU reviewing this movi... : Downforce
    - Because they're not reviewing these movies because they care about them. They are reviewing these movies : OverloadUT
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      There have been many action movies that are well-reviewed. It's not a movie critic's job to take a checkl... : Chris Remo
      
      perhaps. It just really REALLY seems like this is actually what's happening. I read a dozen or so and it ... : Downforce
  - yeah criticizing critics for being critical seems strange. Of course they're going to pan this movie, it ... : SenorSpine
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  Wrong again Downsforce. You WOULD be right about it not needing "a human touch" if it were, say, for robo... : SpaecKow
  - SpaecKow, I agree. : ArcKnight
  - Well said : Chris Remo
  - I'd like to sign up for your newsletter. : Haku-Jin
  - Well said! : OverloadUT
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    I agree with this penis : felicia
    - That's not surprising. My penis and your penis agree on a lot of things. : SpaecKow
  - but what if it was a movie for dogs? : SenorSpine
  - Truth- I find it telling [and amusing] that companies like Pixar can make a film completely out of three ... : PlanetPerfecto
- I can tell the flame-filled threads that will erupt around this movie will be EPIC. I'm going to get some... : Attica Blue
- old people generally don't like these types of movies. i think the younger crowd can keep up with the mov... : Chandler55
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  The robots have emotion though. : soggybagel
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    they're decepticons, not emoticons. : Prozium
    - So they're women? : ArcKnight
    - That part in Dr. Smoov's mash up where the autobots laugh at the kid for thinking the root of the decepti... : Sailor of Fortune
- lol @ fanboy internet rage. The 1st movie was a steaming turd, why would anyone expect the 2nd to be any ... : jimvolk
- 2 and half hours of completely mindless explosions, giant robots, and Megan Foxx probably isn't going to ... : locater16
- So, a pile of shit smells good as long as we understand it's a pile of shit? : Fred Garvin

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