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  Yup, that makes it hilariously clear. : quadeh
  • hehe, old max's (facial)hairstyle is like the exact inverse of younger max's hairstyle. : quadeh
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  He jumps around like that now and he'll break a hip. : DM7
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    haha, but he is like 3 times the size now! : bakanoodle
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      Max Payne: 'Roid Rage : carbontree
      • I guess that is the side effect of all the pills he took in MP2. : bakanoodle
• http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/01/16/movies/16blart.xlarge1.jpg : spiderfill
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  I'm hoping this ends up like Fallout 3, where you have diehard fans stupidly boycotting an awesome game b... : Vincent Grayson
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    Doesn't this game take place in daylight? You can't have noir in daylight. : retarded talking dinosaur
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      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noir_(anime) says hello. : SigENeaT
      • (anime), argument invalid : snuff
  • Because the diehard fans wanted FALLOUT, not oblivion with guns. That being said, I am completely hap... : YerMothah
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    I think the point is the game obviously won't be awesome. No publisher expecting a triple a game to be aw... : locater16
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      that's not true at all, publishers won't show screenshots of a game until they have finalized art and dec... : mikecyb
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        2k owns Rockstar dude. Besides, just because number 2 didn't sell doesn't mean they don't want this one t... : locater16
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          no, Take Two owns Rockstar : Korban
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            ^^ This, and Take Two also owns 2K. : bakanoodle
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              Arrgh! Too much people owning too much, I knew it was something with a 2. : locater16
              • haha, yeah it is kinda retarded. : bakanoodle
      • I have to say I kind of enjoyed the Max Payne movie. : datoo
    • It is being made by Rockstar. That is kind of their thing. : byorn
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    The case with Fallout 3 was a huge gameplay change from 3rd person RPG/strategy to an FPS RPG of sorts. ... : DrWaffles
    • Exactly, they didn't just make some random game and then add the Fallout name to it, they were clearly di... : ovrlrd
    • this seems like it will be the opposite. gameplay staying the same but the setting and everything else c... : mikecyb
  • Fallout still looked and felt like Fallout, though. Add to that going from 2d isometric to 3D FPS and it... : GeorgeB3DR
• This new Max Payne game is practically guaranteed to miss the mark : retarded talking dinosaur
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  I dunno, I kinda like old MAX, stick a couple of handle bars on that 'tash and he looks like me, never a ... : silentbobuk
  • they should have asked you to voice it! : bakanoodle
• IAWTP : bolneze
• They are gonna blow this bigtime. : jonin
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  All right, enough with the anti-hype. I love the gameplay of both Max Payne games but the "noir" was adol... : gooblerampling
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    I don't like Max Payne being a beefy bald dude. He is more interesting as a character as a drug-induced ... : bakanoodle
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      I think i'm just going to pretend he had a mental breakdown, changed his name to alan wake, and started a... : marku5
      • hmm, Alan Wake DOES look more like Payne then this muscly bald guy. : bakanoodle
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      Absoloutely and the noir stuff, who fuckign cares if it was cheesey, does EVERY game have to be Gears of ... : abrasion
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        apparently it does. I wonder if there will be health regen too :O : bakanoodle
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          The twist in this one is that halfway through the game Max finds a power suit that let's him either go st... : SenorSpine
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            Or MAXIMUM PROSTATE that helps him not pee all the time. : PointlesS76
            • I lol'd : slackshoe
    • HITMAN - THE DRUGGIE CHRONICLES : Megara9
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      Hell I was pissed when they changed the character in MP2. He went from goofy looking wise-ass to generic... : yourGarbageMan
      • ...Generic business man? He was a detective and looked it. : ArcKnight
      • Yeah, that sucked. 2 might have improved the gamepaly somewhat but 1 still had a better story/characters/... : locater16
  • The "noir" was supposed to be a farce, they just rode the line between very bad and farce a little to fin... : locater16
• I read a preview of the new Max Payne a little while ago, and it was jizzing over such insane effects lik... : Rag and Bone Man
• Still buying it day one. I welcome the different setting and I'm curious to see Rockstar's take on the ch... : Pettytheft
• The funny thing is if this was a rehash of MP1 or 2 with modern graphics, that'd be enough for you. When ... : Tawler
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  ...and how do they lead off with shots not showing Max flying through the air - at least once? Maybe the... : GeorgeB3DR
  • Its in - they're expanding on the euphoria stuff from GTA4 so you can shoot while using the other hand to... : 60days
  • yeah they should just scrap the whole thing and start over. : Lawgiver
• IAWTMPIMO : punchdog
• OH HEY ARMY OF TWO I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN EA FRANCHISE LOLOLOL : SpaecKow
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  The Max looks like re-verse. It's uncanny! : RogerDandy
  • I've heard this from like 3 places now :( : re-verse
• Dude looks like a greasy ass cook in a truck stop diner. : jahulio2
• Rockstar makes good games, with good characters. This will be a good game, and a good character. : 60days

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  Thanks, Name Title Certifications Office phone Cell phone company website : kbnerd
  • Name Company Phone : hawkeye
• with some super gay animated logo : Rigg5
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  Thanks. <my first name> : electroly
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    ^ I also do this. : deject
    • me too, but I use curly braces {my first name} : mmogger
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    Do you not deal with external contacts / customers? SO annoying when I go looking for someones phone numb... : afty04
    • I was assuming we're just talking about our personal sign-off. The automated signature gets put in after... : electroly
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  Regards, : tangles
  • I do this. : ieGod
• Kind Regards Name Signature : trelain
• ~ with my name or screen name (depending on what it is) : NFXFSX
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  Thanks if I'm asking them for something Regards if I'm not : Just A Girl
  • ^^^^this, followed by my signature. : afty04
• Audi 5000 <My Name> : CapnChaos
• I generally do "Thanks, FirstName" Unless I'm talking to someone that I know is foreign and then I usual... : boarder2
• From <wherever I am> with love, full name. : freshyk
• My signature is always the same. Full Name Title Location "Where do these stairs go?" "They go u... : slax0r
• - MagicWishMonkey : MagicWishMonkey
• Best Regards, <YourName> : mem
• Updog : zerog83
• [Thanks,] <Full Name> <Job Title> The [Thanks,] depends on the content of the email. If it's a quest... : OverloadUT
• Can't avoid reading "jerk off your" despite trying several times. : Blucklesworth
• Thanks for your time, <name> : Modica Sol Solis
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  _______________________________________________ ** INTEL CORE TWO QUAD ~ Q9550 ~ 4GB DDR3 ULTRA MEMORIES : mrvandelay
  • That's pretty good. Mind if I use this? : ieGod
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    the P182 is not an aluminum case :( : mwasher
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      The special edition is shiny mirrored aluminium... It also has a built-in bendy torch! I bought a P182... : Wikidd
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        it's not aluminum, iirc, it's steel. i have both. : dirge23
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          the aluminum is for the panels. excerpt from antecs site below. : mrvandelay
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            there's aluminum in there, but the panels are steel : dirge23
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              oh, i guess the non-SE one is aluminum apparently, who knew : dirge23
              • http://www.antec.com/Believe_it/product.php?Type=Mg==&id=Ng== : dirge23
    • but it's an awesome quiet case : moe6
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      # Special three-layer side panels and front door (aluminum, plastic, aluminum) dampen system generated no... : mrvandelay
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        that's not an aluminum case. that is a rolled steel case with "special three-layer side panels" do... : mwasher
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          Im pretty sure when you buy the case you get aluminum something with it so its fucking aluminum. fuck i h... : mrvandelay
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            I bought the case, and when I lift it up in the air it is most definitely not aluminumumumuinmum. : mwasher
            • You pay $159 and you get some amount of aluminumuiunumumin attached.... : mrvandelay
  • You forgot the cooling on your CPU and what it's OC'ed to. : ArcKnight
  • The "black floppy drive" got me hahaha : OverloadUT
  • Lol IDE. : Dontdrop
• Until updog, : Morgin
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  Thanks, -<name> : wetard
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    Thanks is the cop out version of Thank you. I hate thanks! : RogerDandy
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      lol yeah it totally is : wetard
      • So many people use it though... funny. : RogerDandy
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  PORKCHOP SANDWICHES! : voodooraze
  • This better be an easter egg of sorts in the movie. I will be sad if it isn't >:| : Goblin au
• Eat shit and die, : Sailor of Fortune
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  Just this: -MyFirstName And If I am asking for something from someone: Thanks, -MyFirstName ... : SqueegyTBS
  • you blew things up : mmogger
  • This is what I do. : riptyde
  • This is what I do except I put "Thanks." on the end of the last line. : mtgDoofy
• Please Advise, My Name. : sigpro
• Thanks! : ra1n
• Kind Regards, Wikidd <or your real name> Shacknews <or your real company name> http://www.shacknews.... : Wikidd
• Regards, : Arctic Fox
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  Regards, : Arctic Fox : bashildy@speakeasy.net
  • Arctic Fox has a clone! :O : Alco23
  • lol : bashildy@speakeasy.net : Arctic Fox
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  Thanks or nothing. I hate it when people sign off with "regards." Reminds me of awful oversees technica... : goatjc
  • hmmm. . ."sees" yea : goatjc
• Best, Name : acidnynex
• Rubbing my boner in sweet anticipation. : ihya
• Either: Thanks, firstname or just firstname : retardhumper
• -<initials> / company : Omning
• kdog OUT : xxiv
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  UNTIL UNDERVERSE COME, : Downforce
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    i'm going with this from now on because in the past i'd sign with nothing or just thanks. maybe not all ... : greydog
    • or maybe "You keep what you kill," either way is pretty much win : Downforce
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  XOXO, Lauren Gasms : laurgasms
  • sounds sexy : RogerDandy
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  Praise Be To Allah, Most Compassionate, Most Merciful, : dirge23
  • sallam allehkum, mothafucka : proclone1
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  Dragon Attack, : Mr.SEX
  • To go with Falcon Punch, : RogerDandy
  • Look Behind You, : brickmatt
• Sincerely : silent prophet
• ~~XOXOXOXX~ <mY nAmE>, : monikerdaven
• "Thanks". And all email replies got my initials as a sig by default, full name / title / company for ema... : pres589
• Yours in murder, Mr. Monster : c0bra
• Taco Flavored Keeses, hoov1185 : hoov1185
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  Cheers : thetangent
  • I use this too. : SilverSnake
  • this just makes it seem like you're drunk : dirge23
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  Usually "Cheers," but I have been known to go mildly crazy and throw out "Ta ducks," "Cheers m'dears" or... : Alice O'Connor
  • ducks? : Agrona
• "Thanks for the lulz" : Godhatesfatpeople
• Fuckoff and Die : Chod
• V/r Rank, Last Name, First. : dysfunctional
• I put "Thanks, %username%", so people think a script failed. : festivalman
• I actually don't say anything to sign them off usually. : bakanoodle
• have a good rest of the day, name : sleepyvt
• First and Last initials. It means, I'm not your friend, and I'm too busy to get know you, you inbox-clutt... : Rooster Cockburn
• ... PLEASE ADVISE, SIKANDER : sikander
• Fooldozer/Horde/80/Thunderhorn : johnwissinger

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  i dont' get it : JINKY
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    hint: look at the leg(s). : sparkly
    • i got it before the hint! ugh! : JINKY
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      What's on her knee? : DJ Clipdat
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        She's missing a leg? She has a bowling ball prosthetic? I can't figure it out. : wendigo
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          I'd be more concerned about her prosthetic tits. Is that the lighting, bad airbrushing, or both? : GloriousCow
          • Nothing 18 runs through topaz adjust can't clear up. : c0bra
        • I think this almost adds to her beauty. I mean she must be one tough girl to go on modeling with one leg. : pwnjoo
    • that's hot. : smax
    • I was stumped until you gave the hint : rosewood
  • oh i get it : JINKY
• Still do her Boxing Helena style. : hrdwregk
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  What are you waiting for? Hop to it! : RomSteady
  • I bet she would jump at the opportunity to work with you. : mrvandelay
  • Yeah sparkly, go break a leg! : Sailor of Fortune
• i say go for it anyways, i bet you could get some awesome photos of her. she's hot! : g0nk
• Like the Olivia Munn Playboy shoot! : Godhatesfatpeople
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  what kind of photographer are you that you don't want to shoot a good looking girl that's missing a leg? ... : supersonic potato
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    You're right, she's quite beautiful, and this would certainly present itself as a unique, challenging pho... : sparkly
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      is it wrong to find the fact that she is missing a leg incredibly hawt and attractive? : m0rfus
      • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acrotomophilia : supersonic potato
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  Is this WS? : baronzemo78
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    Nothing you wouldn't find on a magazine cover : OverloadUT
    • I see what you did there. : Sailor of Fortune
• dude, you could specialize in taking photos of disabled models. I bet there's a huge niche market there j... : MagicWishMonkey
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  Dude I would think you'd be more excited about the extra challenge of something like this : OverloadUT
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    My thoughts exactly, I can't imagine you passing her by. If only for the creative possibilities alone. : Corvus orru
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      He could get her to strap random objects to her stump, the possibilities are endless really. : MagicWishMonkey
      • Or set up something Tank-Girl-Esque, or Post-Apocalyptic. Hell, I'M excited about the potential and ... : Corvus orru
• Once you get the peg leg off of her she won't be able to run away. You'll get some trim for sure! Score!!... : Colleton
• I would pound that until the other leg fell off : Jackass1233
• Okay, is there any logic to this sparkly mod? How are the pictures so perfect. : krym3
• Still hot so its okay. : bolneze
• I'm going to point out something really odd in that picture. Her tits are like defying gravity. Her che... : Poor Yurik
• This has me stumped. : Beady
• omg... i LOVE amputees : Korban
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  Those pics are airbrushed all to hell. I think you should shoot her. : boarder2
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    I sent her an email...she is getting a lot of attention on model mayhem, though, so we'll see if she want... : sparkly
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      so there are more photographers than models nowadays? : bamb
      • That seems to be the case, at least on model mayhem. : sparkly
  • in the other leg? : riptyde
• yeh and? big fucking deal : CoRDS
• Just don't throw her leg on the fire when you go to the cabin together. Stuff like that can't BE any more... : Bamtan
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  I figured you could stand to do something challenging - even more challenging than a model w/o one leg, t... : Megara9
  • lol, stand : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
  • how about a model with a third leg : pukerat
• The sparkly script delivers an awesome last frame : glio1337
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  I may be going on a limb here but she's still smokin'. : Marrbe
  • out* joke failed. But the point still stands, she looks good. : Marrbe
  • You might be teetering on inappropriate. : hashd
• lol stump : darkT
• I would still bang the shit out of this girl, seriously. She would definitely be my first amputee. : shwortdogg
• is her name Eileen? : zerog83
• It looks like her face was Photoshop'd onto a Real Doll (that consequently has one missing left leg, just... : das_runt

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• because your bank account has reached the point of asking "what's the point in not having..." instead : mwasher
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  you get groceries and let valets drive it : Downforce
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    If I had the money to afford all 3 of those cars at once, I'd pay someone to get my groceries for me. : riptyde
    • no wai. plus you need that POS benz to make starbucks drive thru runs. if you spill in there, no one care... : Downforce
    • I saw an SL 63 in the superstore parking lot the other day, right beside the cart return thing. It looke... : father_crown
• why not, variety is the spice of life chef matto! : FrayLo
• because you can? : riptyde
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  because ferrari's aren't really practical as daily drivers. : festivalman
  • ^^^^^^^ : freakynipples69
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  Matto, I did 4 of your steaks this weekend, thanks so much. : Lunatic Angelic
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    So like, are you thanking me for the fire department false alarm fine you're going to have to pay? : Matto357
    • No I did them outside on the grill. Two pans heated across the barbeque, smoke wasn't an issue. Was th : Lunatic Angelic
• I dont know I use mine for everyday drive. : Cashh
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  Owning at least one decent looking car. : abrasion
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    lol whut : DJ Clipdat
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      Ferrari man - they ain't no Lambo or even an Audi - I guess they are better than Porsches tho! : abrasion
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        lololol nice troll : DJ Clipdat
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          A troll would be calling them 'gay lol' I know most people like them but I only like about 3 of them. : abrasion
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            No yeah I was just a bit floored by your Lambo or Audi > Ferrari comment. Insanity! : DJ Clipdat
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              Lamborghini have always been the more wild and insane at styling, their cars are evil! El Diablo! Good s... : abrasion
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                Here's what happened to the Gallardo my friend rented in Vegas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzTPpoqzDQ... : DJ Clipdat
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                  How much does it cost to rent a Gallardo (or equivalent supercar) in Vegas? : yakz
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                    $945 per "day" which includes 100 free miles. Miles in excess of 100 are $2.00/mile. : DJ Clipdat
                    • Semi-surprisingly affordable. : yakz
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                    I think they go for a few grand per day : zerog83
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                      http://www.exoticcarrentalslasvegas.com/ferrari360modena.html http://www.exoticcarrentalslasvegas.com/... : DJ Clipdat
                      • let me know when the GT-R is available : Downforce
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                        Not bad. Of course, the question is wtf do you do with it once you've got it. I guess you'll look good ... : riptyde
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                          Lots of awesome twisty desert roads about 15-20 minutes outside of Vegas. If you drive it up and down the... : DJ Clipdat
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                            Yeah but you only get 100mi included in the rental, so you can't go far without breaking the bank. I wou... : riptyde
                            • Unfortunately, I think you're right. : DJ Clipdat
                • Lucky it wasn't a Murcielago! : abrasion
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            So which are the 3 that you do like? I'm guessing the F50? : Rag and Bone Man
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              I have developed respect for the Testerossa, I used to hate it but now I respect it for what it is, inclu... : abrasion
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                i wish you didn't hate everything so much : FrayLo
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                  You can turn that frown upside down Fraylo, be positive man - this isn't a case of me hating Ferrari real : abrasion
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                    The Ferraris that you do like are all nice so it's all good. Although can you tell me WTF is up with the... : action wombmate
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                      We don't talk about the Miura, it never hapenned :( : abrasion
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                        The 80's kid in me will always have a soft spot for this http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-jkl/Lamborg... : action wombmate
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                          I will fucking stab you. Just because it drives like shit doesn't mean it doesn't rock out. : abrasion
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                            I said I had a soft spot for it =/ : action wombmate
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                              Always respect the countach :( : abrasion
                              • This is starting to sound sexual : action wombmate
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                          YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH : Lunatic Angelic
                          • LOL. : Matto357
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                The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. : Rag and Bone Man
                • Seriously though, what about the 250 GT Lusso? http://jalopnik.com/5252193/steve-mcqueens-23m-ferrari-... : Rag and Bone Man
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      Yeah I mean look at this hideous piece of shit http://www.maxi-fond-ecran.com/fond-ecran/transport-voi : action wombmate
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        Seriously dudes, gag me http://www.kaliteliresimler.com/data/media/1181/Ferrari-360-modena.jpg : action wombmate
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          Looks like a riced out Hyundai. Seriously, $150k for that? : Freon
          • Riced? What's ricey about it? Do you even know what you're talking about? : action wombmate
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          It's very sleek but I don't like it, there's something soft and weak about the design of the modern round... : abrasion
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            It's not hard-edged but I don't think that makes it "soft" either. I think the shape is very elegant and : action wombmate
            • sex on wheels. : DJ Clipdat
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              it's nice. the front kind of reminds me of a porsche that's been stretched out. : mikecyb
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                As with most of these cars, seeing them in person makes a huge difference. I don't think it's a weak-loo... : action wombmate
                • I saw a dude driving that exact model and colour last week (when I was walking to the bus stop, lol). He... : father_crown
• Because 14 MPG is better than 11 MPG for a daily driver. It's clearly all about being economical. : MaxPete82
• Your nanny needs something to drive! : virus
• you can park it in public places without being paranoid : veras
• because you can. it's like owning tons of nice kicks and having a few pairs you wear when you know you'r... : the city
• I saw Jerry Jones in a Lambo in the KFC drive thru one time. Kind of humbling. : ju$tmon3y

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  all i can picture when i see these is "DO YOU FIND SOMETHING AMUSING ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY AUTOMOBILE?" : FrayLo
  • "Hey everyone, it's that kid that laughs at everybody!" : shwortdogg
  • I WAS IN THE POOL!!! : Rotten Deadite
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  I was ripping home from work in the benz yesterday and one of those tried to race me at one point - i let... : virus
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    Race you? Was he completely shitfaced, or just retarded? Those suckers are about as fast as an electric g... : VictoriouSecret
    • Golf cart* : VictoriouSecret
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      Well he does drive a C230 : pancake humper
      • heh, whatever - it's still fast and awesome to drive. : virus
      • lol : filtersweep
      • lol my neighbor had one of those then I got my IS350 and he says "wanna race" : jimmy-buffett
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    MY BENZ : deathofrats
    • actually, it was "the benz" so eat a weiner. : virus
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  lol no shit. : g0nk
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    you still driving the xB? : Fyunch Click
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      yes. : g0nk
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        http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n263/billy32_2006/IMG_1087.jpg http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n... : generexic
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          Is it even possible to drive that thing? : riptyde
          • it's gotta be bagged. has to be. : generexic
        • and your point is? thats a bit much for me. i like subtlety. that isn't. : g0nk
• me either http://tinyurl.com/mcqzss : Mr.SEX
• How much do they cost? : WhatIsThisFor
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  yeh bro i pulled up next to one with my dodge charger and i told the driver id never be caught in urkels ... : spiderfill
  • hi five brah /pops collar : bipolar
• I'd like to try a smart car with a Hayabusa motor in it. The videos look pretty awesome, it's like screa... : jingletard
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  God I bet he works where I do, I see it sitting there every day. : Evil Benius
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    haha, does it have dc tags? : gmd
    • Nah VA personalized. It says 'Busy Bee'. : Evil Benius
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  Yeah I had one park next to me at the supermarket and I did a double-take on how tiny it was. : peter
  • how many groceries did they get? a head of lettuce? : dantastic
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  It is better just to get a Toyota Corolla. You can get up to 40+ mpg with the corolla and its much cheape... : historyinthemaking
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    If most of my friends had corolla's, I'd get new friends. : zyklonbee
    • Most of my friends "WITH" a corolla. Also that was just a stupid thing to say. : historyinthemaking
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      Ya, only FAGGOTS drive Corollas. : lodit
      • I will murder all of you using nothing but the front of my dense, heterosexual skull. : FlatlineDixay
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  There's a guy who has one of those at work and he pulls all the way into the parking space in the parking... : wendigo
  • They are small enough I bet you could get yourself and one other to drag it away somewhere... : VictoriouSecret
• They are fucking dumb cars even in europe. : node
• haha they have finally reached the east coast I guess. those things are all over san francisco. it's ri... : mikecyb
• Best Top Gear (the really small car) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJfSS0ZXYdo : historyinthemaking
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  Hijack: Is there any car on the road that you have no respect for? For example, you won't open a space if... : boomstickah
  • Only if the driver is black : rosewood
  • Eclipses and 7th gen Celicas : My Documents
  • Mitsubishi, BMW (you can see these guys' blood pressure skyrocket) : cpt_gloval
  • Toyota Prius and the Chevrolet Impala. : kbnerd
  • Anything post-80's Mercedes-Benz or Volvo, and BMWs that look like they're being driven inattentively. I... : the archvile
  • Chevy Avalanche (tasteless idiot SUV with no redeeming values), Chevy Tahoe (Bros), GMC Yukon (Bros), Toy... : Athlon7
  • VW Jetta, BMW X5. both i have a long history of douchebag drivers w/ : xsoulbrothax
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    Pontiacs : zerog83
    • that's ok, you wouldn't be able to get in front of my Pontiac. ;P : FormerHPB
  • This appears to be why everyone sucks at driving, they all hate a certain type of car and everyone gets s... : pwnjoo
  • Subaru wagons. dirty hiking hippies drive those things : tinfoilhatter
• If they had almost any other name than "Smart Car" I wouldn't mind them. : rosewood
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  my new volvo would own your shitty corvette : wtf242
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    My Shelby Cobra GT500 would make your gay Volvo it's bitch. : Colleton
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      Wait, I thought this subthread was about making ridiculously obvious lies? : eugthinks
      • Yeah. I got a boner thinking about the car and all the blood drained out of my head. Sorry. : Colleton
    • In a race, but not in a crash. :D : riptyde
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    what volvo did you getÉ : AlbinoSquirrel
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      S40... i'm just joking though I think a corvette is faster : wtf242
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        The s40 is sexy - did you get the T5? the turbo can make it scoot. I just installed a rear sway bar on my... : AlbinoSquirrel
        • hint: he's lying : mwasher
      • You think? lol! : FormerHPB
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  I've seen a couple of them in Destin, and it boggles the mind that someone would actually choose to drive... : Colleton
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    Or they just don't care about the opinion of a bunch of rednecks. : deadhorse
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      I think he's referring to the fact that a massive car in an accident with a smart car will not be pretty. : dafugg
      • Exactly so. They'll be squashed like a bug. I liked his knee-jerk redneck epithet though, it was classy. : Colleton
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  My understanding was that those were for driving in the city, short distances, on fairly low speed roads.... : pigvomit
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    Silly as they look, they're actually pretty sturdy. There's a smart offroad video on youtube that was an ... : Conan
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      My concern would be visibility. : pigvomit
      • Yeah, I'd hate to be seen in one of those too. : FormerHPB
    • I dont care how sturdy one is, If you are in one on the highway and get into a wreck your done for. : pwnjoo
• http://jalopnik.com/389911/smart-fortwo-punted-by-delivery-truck-returned-by-van : the archvile
• Its hilarious seeing these parked in odd places. One of our consultants has one, and he parks it in a ... : Beady
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  What about these clown cars? http://www.shackpics.com/files/P1000408JPG_ursnc5ikyyqrt6xzl6fr.jpg http:... : Nali4Freedom
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    yeah, i dont like those. : g0nk
    • lol! it's just a slightly more retarded version of the xB, isn't it? ;) : FormerHPB
  • what the... that thing looks like it had a stroke : pukerat
  • Yeah, I don't know what Nissan was thinking. : Conan
  • no, the Cube is fine. it's the Micra which looks goofy: http://upload.moldova.org/auto/Nissan/Nissan_... : Postal
  • Don't be dissing the Cube! Also every SUV ever made = clown car. : Izanaki
  • The Cube is horrible looking. : pigvomit
  • My neighbor is planning on getting one, I can't wait to actually sit in one. I hated the XB till i sat in... : braaains
• I take those more seriously than ricers. At least they have added functionality in terms of gas milage an... : terath
• What's wrong with them? Doesn't weigh 2ton? : dooberzoo
• they are everywhere in Rome : trOmblyj
• But on the bright side, you're all set for the parade if you're a Shriner : riptyde
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  Why? Because a small car can't represent you as a man or something? I don't understand. : Porkasaurus
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    yes, exactly : gmd
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      Small dick? : eonix
      • FAST CAR SMALL PENIS : gmd
  • I can understand hating them if you don't think they're a good bargain, but worrying about size is pretty... : Lone Swordsman
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    Small gets you killed. Mass > engineering : DapperDan
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      i just take my small car and avoid getting hit rather than smacking into them and hoping to win : xsoulbrothax
      • Gutless + small is even worse. : pigvomit
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        Unfortunately it's not that simple : DapperDan
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          I've actually read some reports that say small cars often tend to be as safe if not saver than big SUVs, ... : riptyde
          • yeah, it's not that simple even after they make contact. all i know is i spent years driving an SUV, a... : xsoulbrothax
          • I'd like to see these reports. I'll compare them to some crash scene photos of Smart Cars. : Moonbase Commander
          • Although that makes sense, you have to ask yourself this one tiny question: Would you rather be in the... : ateam311
          • http://www.gladwell.com/2004/2004_01_12_a_suv.html : ArbyBean
          • At least from that incident as well, it looks like the small car didn't really absorb much of the impact.... : dooberzoo
        • oh well hmm that's a really good point : Mr.SEX
      • There is no reason, in terms of safety, to drive a car as small as a Smart Car. : Moonbase Commander
      • the problem is getting hit by unsighted cars. ya can't dodge everything :( : cygnus
    • Actually its been shown that minis tend to do better in accidents when compared to SUVs. : braaains
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  They're rather spiffy is you pop in a GSXR 1000 (motorbike) engine http://www.smartuki.com/ Check the v... : nrgXs
  • that is fucking AWESOME : Downforce
  • sweeeeet : cdbeckman
  • holy shit I'd be afraid that the chassis couldn't take it, though : zerog83
• What if it has a cute little trailer gmd? http://www.flickr.com/photos/20213645@N00/3654816993/ : Nali4Freedom
• Every time I see one I smile. I'm not sure why, really, being a cynical car geek and all, but I like the... : Athlon7
• I love the little smart cars, hell I'd even consider one. If I don't need a big car, why should I take up... : cdbeckman
• haha, I already knew what you linked before I clicked. : nyranger66

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  Is that why you wouldn't play LEGO Star Wars with Megan Fox on the set of Transformers: Revenge of the Fa : abrasion
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    Who was your previous hero? : Alice O'Connor
    • Bert Newton. : abrasion
• What is he, 15? : evildanish
• I thought it was cool he was a gamer until I read this quote. : Evil Benius
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  What a dumb ass. I guess having fun playing games with friends and family casually means that i'm a 'fak... : Pneum0
  • Don't you know it's all about the Halos on the 360??? : dante2010
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    Why all the hate on him being harsh, he's certainly not the only one who thinks that way and acting skill... : abrasion
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      Elitism amongst gamers is pretty sad -- it's like a bunch of shortbusers arguing about who gets to lick t... : walker270
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        I guess you're quite right, I mean who gives a shit who likes what system or whatever, my only issue real... : abrasion
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          I have no idea what you just said, so I'll call you a fag and walk away. : walker270
          • I agreed with your mature attitude but admitted I am not as mature. I also said I don't care which conso... : abrasion
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      I think it's because he influences the general perception of us more than the average shack post. When... : Finestaut
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        If he convinces 5 more potential gamers to get a PS3 instead of more sales of the placebo monopoly box th... : abrasion
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          I think you are taking this entire thing a little too personally. The Wii selling well has no impact on y... : Evil Benius
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            The Wii selling well has had developers and publishers change focus on where they put their money and tim... : abrasion
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              Sony's problems have nothing to do with the Wii and everything to do with being incompetently run. Also w... : Evil Benius
              • You're right about Sony - they and Microsoft have certainly gotten the most of their shit wrong themselve... : abrasion
        • A person convincing the mass to buy a Japanese product is an American Icon? : Anastomosis
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      The problem is they are not on the mark. I own a Wii along with the other two systems and probably play m... : Evil Benius
      • Absolutely. I'd buy a Wii if it only had Wiisports and Link's Crossbow training. TW10 is like icing on ... : Pneum0
    • It's his silly elitist exclusion method that's particularly annoying to me. I forget sometimes that gami... : Pneum0
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  yeah, hes so hardcore he plays The Godfather 2. gamer cred ++ : pandastrong
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    i played godfather 2 and licked it : spiderfill
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      Did that hurt? : Grumbeld
      • immensely : spiderfill
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  Where is the source? God damnit I hate people who post shit with no source. : Chod
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    http://news.bigdownload.com/2009/06/18/interview-transformers-shia-labeouf-loves-civilization-iv/ Do y... : Milleh
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      Not anymore, however LaBeouf still a douche. : Chod
      • Given the environment he grew up in I think he turned out alright, he seems pretty level headed and thank... : acidnynex
    • those look like fake quotes. who says transit time? or infused? : spiderfill
    • "Not that this is what we're supposed to be talking about, but it validates my gamer cred." !!?! You ca... : AxeMan808
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    "Hate" is such a strong word. How can you "hate" someone for what they post anyway? You can hate the post... : bstrad
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      i've hated people for less : electroly
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        i hate like 90% of the shack until the next chatty. then my hatred resets. : xxiv
        • i'm the other 10% : SlingBlaze
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  Remind me again why I care? I've not seen a single movie with this wannabe in it and I don't plan on it. : avatar_58
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    how big is your rock? : brainchild420
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      Hmm? I avoided transformers because it looked stupid and the new indy scared me away in concept alone. Wh... : avatar_58
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        The only thing he was ever good in was Even Stephens (on off-air Disney show), it's also the only role he... : one random winner
        • damn it, ".. (AN off-air Disney show).." : one random winner
        • He also played a mentally challenged kid in a Disney movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0296251/ : abunch
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          his sister on that show was super hot : electroly
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            agreed, it's too bad she didn't continue into movies instead of him. : one random winner
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              according to imdb she's got three movies coming out in 2009 http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005579/ : electroly
              • Wolvesbayne may be the best/worst of the bunch. Hmm... : one random winner
      • transformers... stupid... does not compute : brainchild420
      • I liked him alright in The Greatest Game Ever Played. That was kinda before he started his smartass char... : action wombmate
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    You've probably already seen a movie with him and don't even know it. Like I, Robot. : Edges
    • So what you are saying is he blends in with the scenery? : avatar_58
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    He's a poormans Tom Hanks..or at least they are grooming him to become the next tom hanks. Which sucks b... : deathofrats
    • I think I need to see him play a bad guy that gets really fucked up before I totally write him off, but y... : one random winner
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      More like the next Tom Cruise. I get the feeling that Michael Cera is the next Tom Hanks. : Edges
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        ...michael cera plays the same character in every movie : synapse19
        • At least he does it well/is entertaining. : heartsauce
    • I thought Harison Ford. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    Qualify how he is a wannabe? : soggybagel
    • Wannabe actor. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• I hope miyamoto gets drunk and dropkicks him at some nintendo transformers launch party. : Guybrushed
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  Well shit Labeouf, what if I have a Wii and the other two consoles? O_o : DM7
  • FAKER! Seriously, a gamer is a gamer. : Grumbeld
• I've liked Labeouf ever since that project greenlight show (although the movie they made in it was terrib... : WhatIsThisFor
• lol a partisan gamer???? what kind of nonsense is this? : wetard
• I didn't like him until now. Wii is for noobs! >:D : darkT
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  he's trying too hard. : dahanese
  • I got this from the whole interview, like he's trying to ram home the point that "I PLAY A RTS, I ARE A G... : VictoriouSecret
• Ahaha, yes Labeouf you are so hard. : ZombieAcademy
• This makes me like him more. : baronzemo78
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  What does he think about politics though? I want to hear what his stance is on Iran. : treework
  • if you ask someone if they have a wii and they say ALLAHU AKBAR, get the f*** out of there : brainchild420
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  Wtf? I'd say that a real gamer would have a Wii, for the simple fact that Mario Galaxy, Zelda, and Metro... : deathofrats
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    Yup. I have a Wii because of the very few excellent games on it, same as the GameCube. I sure as shit don... : node
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      My sister has one, and I honestly hate gaming on it, but I think that's because I'm getting more into PC ... : mysled
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        smash bros is meant to be played with a GC controller. Wavebird for the win! : kbnerd
        • Yup, this is the only way to play it. : one random winner
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    as long as these three continue to be made, I will always buy a nintendo system : fathertime
    • No offense, but it is people like you who make me hate Nintendo. Mario and Zelda specifically are tired ... : deject
    • I'm done with Nintendo. Zelda was meh - MP3 was boring as hell and I hated the controls (yes, I'm broken... : dedgecko
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    No thats not pure gamer fodder, thats fodder for gamers that like playing the same game every couple of y... : Toth21
    • Isn't that what gaming is any more? : walker270
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      You're absolutely right. Mario Galaxy was exactly the same as all other Mario games. : Senate5000
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        You're right its completely different, I'm sorry I was so wrong. I mean jesus you didn't even have Yoshi ... : Toth21
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          oh so it's troll time, got it : WhatIsThisFor
          • No thats not trolling, thats called sarcasm in response to sarcasm. : Toth21
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          On a more serious response. Is it necessarily a bad thing that they make alot of similar games? So lo... : Senate5000
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            Yes because the concept of a good game is subjective to the player. I don't consider doing the same thing... : Toth21
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              Did you even play Galaxy? I mean, it really was one of the most innovative platformers ever to come out. ... : Cihte
              • Yes I most certainly did. I didn't say it was a bad game, I just didn't find it all that interesting. Som... : Toth21
    • as opposed to gamers who like to play the same game every year or multiple times a year : Mr.SEX
    • and that's different from the games on other platforms how? : WhatIsThisFor
    • Not everyone buys or plays every iteration of these games. : omnova
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      totally bro, lets go play some halo of war 3 : AllYourBase
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        Yes because I must be defending MS if I am dissing on nintendo. No I think Halo is even worse at this poi... : Toth21
        • Brilliant? Really? No hyperbole there at all? : heartsauce
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          source material lol. : barichnikov
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            Have you read any of the Halo Novels (well not that POS "The Flood")? I'm a big sci-fi fan and usually fi... : Toth21
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              Larry Niven would like his setting back, please. : AxeMan808
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                Jame Cameron would like his concept art back too. : WhatIsThisFor
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                  I'm afraid I don't get that one, could you explain it to me please? : Toth21
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                    the marines in Halo were based on the marines in Aliens : Dschinghis Khan
                    • And the vehicles and pretty much everything else human. Larry Niven was actually approached to write one... : WhatIsThisFor
                    • Ahh right I forgot about that. : Toth21
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      Apparently PC gamers don't like games getting released earlier than every couple years either. : mysled
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        No I just like games that aren't virtually reboots of themselves every couple of years. : Toth21
        • Good thing Nintendo is the only company that does this. Imagine if EA did this? We'd see new versions o... : walker270
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          So... you get like 3 games a year then right? : one random winner
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            Actually in the last year? Yes, its getting hard to find things I actually get excited over anymore. : Toth21
            • As long as you back it up, you can say whatever the hell you want about sequels. I salute you for it. : one random winner
        • I'm not a Mario fan, but I always viewed them as evolutions of each other, not "reboots". : action wombmate
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          Name some of the games you own, there better not be a number at the end of any of them. : DM7
          • Duke3d.exe : CrustaR
          • Team Fortress 2 Half-Life 2 Half-Life 2 Episode 1 Half-Life 2 Episode 2 Max Payne 2 Civilization 4 ... : SockMonkeh
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            You guys are hilarious, I talk about Nintendo's endless parade of games from the same 4 franchises and th... : Toth21
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              It sounds like you just don't like Nintendo's games. It's cool, some people don't. : DM7
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                No I stated quite clearly what I don't like about Nintendo games. If they want to try something new I'm a... : Toth21
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                  So are you pissed at all the other minor sequels out there or just Nintendo's specifically? If that's the... : DM7
                  • Its not the same and you know it. Nintendo couldn't be more blatant about it if they tried. : Toth21
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          Whoa now, so you're anti-sequel? "I've been itching to try it out, I loved Savage and Savage 2." http : WhatIsThisFor
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            Damn dude - get off his case. The games that you all listed had significant improvements over their pr... : dedgecko
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              And the games Toth21 is ragging on have done the same thing. There is as much "significant improvement" f... : RevRaven
              • I thought MGS 4 sucked, I don't understand your point? Significant improvement with Galaxy and Ocarina of... : Toth21
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              How is Mario Galaxy less of an improvement over Mario 64 than Sacred 2 is to Sacred 1? : WhatIsThisFor
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                I think it's the horribly uninspiring story that doesn't add anything to the gameplay - further infuriati... : dedgecko
                • Okay, a purely subjective opinion of the game is great but that has nothing to do with acknowledging what... : WhatIsThisFor
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                  Your metric for improvement sucks. The gameplay in Galaxy is a fantastic improvement over any previous Ma... : ieGod
                  • over any platformer, period. : Cihte
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                    it was the same gameplay as Mario 64 with the addition of gravity switches and wall walking. Nothing jaw... : dedgecko
                    • motherfucker you just made me hate the shack. LOOK WHAT YOU DID : Draugluin
                    • spherical worlds, man. spherical. worlds. Personally, I think that was a pretty significant difference be... : Cihte
                    • There was a lot more to it than that, gravity was just one thing. There's so much variety in Galaxy that... : WhatIsThisFor
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            Jesus man, I'm flattered you took the time to dog my post histroy to prove ... what exactly? Did I say... : Toth21
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              The fact that you don't see how much is different about Galaxy vs other Mario titles tells me you're trol... : WhatIsThisFor
              • Honestly when playing Galaxies it reminded me of Mario 64 except instead of running around a castle and j... : sigpro
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                Savage to Savage 2 is not a huge improvement you're right. However, I bought savage 2 for $5 on steam, so... : Toth21
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                  Sounds like your "objective" analysis of Nintendo games being nothing but rehash is breaking down and it' : WhatIsThisFor
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                    Wow way to twist words to your desires. Of course my analysis is subjective, WTF? Did I say I was speakin... : Toth21
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                      You are extremely abrasive in your posts, I won't reply to you again. : WhatIsThisFor
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                        You're calling me abrasive after digging through my post history to somehow prove that me liking any sequ... : Toth21
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                          ***high-five*** couldn't have said it any better. : dedgecko
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                            two trolls : WhatIsThisFor
                            • Never change my friend : Toth21
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      ^^^^^^ trolled ^^^^^^^^ : DrFlammable
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        Totally, he's only being critical of Nintendo and his post history reveals that he is, in fact, fine with... : WhatIsThisFor
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          No I'm afraid you're the troll Whatis, you went through my post history in a desperate attempt to bad mou... : Toth21
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            yah totally dude fer shure : WhatIsThisFor
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              troll : WhatIsThisFor
              • ....? : Toth21
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      As opposed to gamers that like playing the same game where they shoot people in the face every couple of ... : ColoradoCNC
      • more like every damn day!! : dedgecko
    • That's not really a fair statement. While Nintendo stays within a handful of Franchises they do alter gam... : sm00v3d
• Haha, I like him a bit more now. : pun][sher
• then ask them if they like bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : Mr.SEX
• He trying to hard to be a hardcore gamer, which is the end shows that he is not. I hardly ever play m... : gummijoh
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  This isn't he first story I've heard contributing to his status as a douche of the first order. I still h... : systatic
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    it's pretty weak but it's not horrible. : kbnerd
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      I'd argue that it was indeed horrible - the wife and I almost turned it off part way through. : Milleh
      • my wife took me to see it in the theater =-/ : kbnerd
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    If you didn't like Temple of Doom then you won't like this one I think : Begawkiness
    • I'm not the biggest fan of temple and I thought crystal skull was fine. : sigpro
• HEH, if they say yes, then you ask them if they have the Wii fit. If they say yes again (or mention if t... : CrustaR
• If anyone ever asks me if I'm a hardcore gamer I'll just tell them I'm a 'fake' gamer so they'll leave me... : bashildy@speakeasy.net
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  If you add "only" to the "Ask them if they have a Wii." sentence, I'd almost agree with him. : pupismyname
  • This is a good observation right here. : FormerHPB
  • haha, yes : smax
  • I was going to post this. : Turd Ferguson
• Since he's such an avid gamer, wouldn't it be funny if he was a Shacker too? Maybe his name would be the : lyme
• shia ladouche. fuck that guy. : proclone1
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  Who cares. All I care about is that he can't act, has no talent, and is going to be the next Indiana Jone... : Marauder IIC
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    He was the least of the problems with Indiana Jones 4. Don't project all the suck onto one person. : FlatlineDixay
    • This, Indiana Jones was just a huge pile of overall bad. : Milleh
    • As much as I hate him I thought he was the best part about the new Indy. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• so true. : OMGzImBurning
• I hate when people have this stupid mentality about "hardcore" gaming : ColoradoCNC
• That guy cracks me up. : Ellissd
• Please don't Labeouf up the chatty with Labeouf threads. : grandmasterlee
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  Shia Labeouf is nerfcore. : Ride-My-Rocket
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    If I could [LOL] this twice, I would. : TroZ
    • don't worry, I [LOL]'d it for ya. : one random winner
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  I wonder how much less douchey this guy would come off if he were say, a UFC champion...you know, instead... : Saman
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    Dude, it's the internet, everyone is the most badass UFC ex-rogue-marine ever out here. : one random winner
    • No dog could take me down. : Mecha Tofu Pirate
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  Wow only hardcore games play the Wii? More like hardcore gamers play games regardless of what system they : AgentPothead
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    Not necessarily, maybe just not that hard core of a gamer, or they're so out of the loop (game wise) that... : one random winner
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      To me this is the best quote in the article. You play everything including real-time strategy? Buddy, I : AgentPothead
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        Yeah, I hope he read the article afterwords and laughed. : one random winner
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          jesus guys its just an interview dont take him so seriously : Chandler55
          • Just saying I hope he realizes how much he parodied himself there, it's a funny article. : one random winner
          • I already thought the guy was kind of a douche this interview just added the bag to the equation. : AgentPothead
• What a douche. : NastyJack
• I wonder if we should tell him how to find out if he's in a movie you want to watch. : Megara9
• Now that I know he's a dork I kinda have less respect for him =\ : Magus
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  lol @ the anger in this thread. have you guys ever seen him in an interview? like conan or whatever?... : smax
  • spielberg is the superjew : Chandler55
• Not sure why but I still dont like him. : bolneze
• The thread yesterday seemed generally favorable of Shia's interview yesterday. Today it feels different. : Sailor of Fortune
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  If someone told me they were into videogames then said "I have a wii!" The intelligence of gaming discuss... : kingdepork
  • well if you were talking to someone who was like "yeah i'm totally into games. super hardcore." and then : dahanese
  • I've known people that believe playing videogames does not make you a gamer but you in fact need to play ... : sm00v3d
  • Sure, but if instead you'd asked them what they had, and they said "a 360 and a wii", you wouldn't think ... : Conan
• It's Shia LaBoeuf, his name literally means Shia TheBeef. : Lone Swordsman
• hahahaha : Dravenport

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  What kind of boat do you have? : Bob_Loblaw
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    I am on a 37' sun odyssey juneue. Just a jib and a sheet, you could put a spinicker on it but it doesn't ... : haiku
    • I believe it's pronounced GIB haiku. : Rauol Duke
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      I read that as "sphincter". : Ride-My-Rocket
      • Sprinkler : sHugamom
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      You own a sailboat? : Lightzout
      • Looks like a schooner to me. : MurrayTheSkull
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  This lighthouse is used to sound an obnoxious fog horn once a minute so drunk Lincoln park d-bags in part... : haiku
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    That's a cool picture. Is this from a 3Gs? : Rauol Duke
    • Just a regular 3g. I actually can't see the pic because the sun is making the screen impossible to see : haiku
  • put a sapper on it : proclone1
• On a motherfucking boat? : The Key
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  you have it again today? : Mr.SEX
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    Just until 5:30. There isnt much wind but I got the hull speed up to 6 knots. Then I started to fuck arou... : haiku
    • is it just you and the other dude? there isn't shit around here for wind how was the run this morning... : Mr.SEX
• i'm on a boat! : jayares
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  motor boat people, especially in summer, are total dicks towards sail boats. at least your in a decent s... : smacknca
  • I hear ya. However I have a small 18ft speedboat that sits at the waterline basically. Very annoying. : ant_hillbilly
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    No one likes them, not even other power boaters. They enter and exit harbors way too fast, they are noise... : haiku
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      Sailors also have bigger dicks and happier wives. True story. Powerboaters are inferior and should be put... : tashtego
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        I frown on anyone without a 300 foot yacht : gmd
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          Yea i just picked up this little thing while they build my big one http://tinyurl.com/yam5e4 : mrvandelay
          • The sad part is that ship is rather boring looking. : riptyde
        • gmd if you'd stop dating those Persian chicks you wouldn't have to waste money on bullshit like a yacht : tashtego
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        As a species we are just far superior. We can feel wind and water, and don't contaminate the water. We al... : haiku
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          "Power boaters that fish are ok" You only say that because you didn't grow up on a lake and didn't wak... : tashtego
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            Fishing boats crack me up. Put a 10,000,000HP motor on a glorified rowboat so you can get 90% of the way... : riptyde
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              example: http://www.conservationcafe.com/images/staff_images/Boat%201.jpg : riptyde
              • those motors are only like 200hp. : cltcprd
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          I wonder if sailing will get more popular now that gas is so expensive. Also, sailing makes more sense... : riptyde
          • Sailboats are very expensive to get into, not to mention maintain. But that goes for anything in the boa... : ant_hillbilly
          • doubtful, boat prices are dropping in relation to the economy. Also I doubt gas gets as expensive this y... : cltcprd
    • Fucking boating elitist, really? Jesus. : Saman
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  real men motorboat. : DasCracky
  • in women's breasts yes, in open ocean, no : Lightzout
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  I'm coming to Chicago tomorrow! Whooooo!!! : virus
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    Sharks parking only!! : haiku
    • I was going to bring you flowers, but now I'm not. : virus
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  Is that your boat? Is it awesome? I'm going sailing this summer. I plan to own a badass boat one day w... : midgetherder
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    this is my boat: http://www.community-boating.org/pages/fleet_iframe.htm#mercury my boating club is gr... : tashtego
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      That looks fun. Might be a tad bit small for the SF bay but you can probably sail solo pretty easily man... : Lightzout
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        We take the 19' boats out in Boston Harbor all the time. Our dock is on the Charles River so that's where... : tashtego
        • Never been there, yet, my step-father has family around there and he got me into sailing a long time ago.... : Lightzout
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          I heard Boston has some really cool program for getting young people into sailing. Don't they let kids r... : riptyde
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            kids everyone. $240 for a full year membership which gets you unlimited use of the boats and free classes... : tashtego
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              Yeah, it's a great value, but then kids pay only $1. The adult program is effectively a subsidy to suppo... : lechuck59
              • Well actually the city and charity pays for everyone. Even the $240 is heavily subsidized. It's great for... : tashtego
              • sorry, I didn't see your post below and that you were a member! I'll stop trying to tell you things you a... : tashtego
    • That's sounds pretty sweet. Are boating clubs like that common? : midgetherder
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      You're a member of CBI? I'm a member of CBI! Or, I was, when I was living in Brookline. What ratings d... : lechuck59
      • I'm not this summer because I'm travelling a lot. Last year was my first year, and I didn't even get Helm... : tashtego
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  Look at this fgt! It sounds like an f-16 flying up my ass. http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_i... : haiku
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    look how fast he is going, so much better than a slow sail boat : gmd
    • Have an L-48 350 in the speed boat. You would appreciate its corvette heritage. : ant_hillbilly
• Fuck trees. : graah
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  Look how badass this is! http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_7yzu84kts0sfi3434ccj.jpg : haiku
  • Bye, Willy... ... thanks. : eldersveld
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    If I had an awesome boat like that I'd put some canons on the sides to look really menacing. : freshyk
    • how liturgical : Delaric
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    how the hell do you even sail something like that? Do you need a person per sail when you have to tac and... : mojo the helpr monke
    • there's a vintage tall ship that sails out of galveston once a month that i've seen out on the water a fe... : [fry]
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      On a commercial sail boat that size, most everything is run electronically. They have a few deck hands, b... : haiku
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        you forgot serving the passengers drinks : tashtego
        • The dinner cruises are all power boats. They are also the boats that get pissed and shit on by the dave m... : haiku
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    lol is that a gay pride flag on top of the second mast? We are being invaded by gay pirates! : riptyde
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      butt pirates? : pyide
      • There is sure alot of seamen on that boat... : DM7
  • That looks like hokey. This is a proper tall ship: http://www.nelsonsnavy.co.uk/rose.jpg http://www.g... : lechuck59
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    • That thing impressively engineered, but it has no soul. : lechuck59
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  you realize when you're on somebody's boat you're a fucking DECKHAND, FAGGOT. STOP TAKING PICTURES AND GE... : [fry]
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    I was skipper today, and I had everything so fine tuned that it was sailing itself when I took those pics... : haiku
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      Did you use phrases like "step lively now!"? I know I would. : riptyde
      • Boat under power, starboard! Lets come about! Helm is allee! : haiku
• that looks awesome. i've always wanted to go out on a sailboat. : pandastrong
• ok there Truman Show : Downforce
• I don't like sailing. The one time I did it, it was in a Laser II and I was in the trapeze and after lik... : father_crown
• More pics of you with popped collar plz : riptyde
• Looks like fun! The GF and I might be taking a vacation to Chicago this year at Thanksgiving or Xmas (she... : action wombmate
• Hey sweet. I literally just got back from there after spending a few nights at the Hilton Chicago and che... : phate81
• i used to race sailboats on the weekends with my friend. We won 1st place a few times. that shit is hard ... : wtf242
• I can see my apartment from there. : ghostmac
• since when do you fucking sail : arizona bay
• Don't forget to scrape the barnacles off your dinghy : theghostofsmdever
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  Hey, sorry for pullin a cunt move and bailing on you like that. Got caught up in some silly shit on my e... : My Documents
  • I figured given the time, you probably weren't going to make it back so I didn't wait around too long, an... : haiku
• So... When are we becoming friends Mr. Sailboat-owner ? : mystikal

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  Isn't it better to do little meals spread throughout the day than a couple huge meals? : hoov1185
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    yep. : dahanese
    • definitely smaller meals more often is the way to go. each time you each, your metabolism speeds up a ... : frostythehitman
  • Yeah, what the OP is doing now isn't good. : freakynipples69
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    yea 5-6 250-300kcalorie : deadfish
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      If you're going to count calories (which I think is unnecessary but whatever) this is what you go by: ... : Modica Sol Solis
      • Also, OP, your diet is abysmal. Read this please: http://stronglifts.com/fat-loss-101-how-to-lose-fat-... : Modica Sol Solis
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        Why do you think counting calories is unnecessary? It is kind of the only thing that matters for losing ... : electroly
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          I think if you're eating right, there's no need for eating a specific amount of calories. Healthy eating,... : Modica Sol Solis
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            You can healthily eat your way to weight gain. You need to know what is going in and what is going out if... : tashtego
            • Sure, but that has nothing to do with calorie counting and everything to do with knowing exactly what foo... : Modica Sol Solis
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            I disagree wholeheartedly. You can't know how you're doing on your diet if you're not actually keeping t : electroly
            • Although I will admit I would probably count calories even if I wasn't on a diet, because data collection... : electroly
            • Well in the end it's all about what's actually going on. I happened to not need any calorie counting, but... : Marrbe
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    "whatever works" is what's better. for some people that's lots of little meals, for some people it's one ... : tashtego
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      Pretty sure that's not true. The purpose of eating small meals is to keep your metabolism going so your b... : Modica Sol Solis
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        Dude you are talking out of your ass. If you are losing weight, it is working and you should keep doing i... : tashtego
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          Well yeah, but I'm talking about the optimal way to do it. If you're losing weight, by all means keep doi... : Modica Sol Solis
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            Not everyone's bodies is the same. That's why you need to experiment and find what works for you. There i... : tashtego
            • True true. I guess the one huge meal thing didn't work for me and I shouldn't be biased cause of that. : Modica Sol Solis
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  I found it much easier to lose weight with a high-fat diet. : Marrbe
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    I'm on the baconator diet myself. : TwiLyght
    • I need to get on this diet : buzzbat
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    high fat, low calorie is where it's at : mwasher
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      Sort of what I did. High fat, portion control (put food on plate, remove 1/3, eat), no candy. 100min walk... : Marrbe
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        sounds like the basis for a low carb / keto diet. : mwasher
        • No ketosis, I still ate carbs. I just took out some of them and replaced it with more fat and protein, to... : Marrbe
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        100 minutes of walking a day? BOOOOORRRRIIINNNNNNNNNG. Only the most dedicated will stick to that. Mos... : action wombmate
        • Could easily replace that with 45mins of higher intensity exercise. : Marrbe
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          remove TV's from houses and suddenly people will have time. : filthysock
          • not sure where that apostrophe came from : filthysock
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          music, book on tape, watching tv while on a treadmill at a gym. get off your ass yo! : dahanese
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            Hey, I work out 3 times week for a half hour on my lunch break. Treadmill makes sense vs. going out for ... : action wombmate
            • if you are anything like your brother of course you work out. that was a "your" in general. and durin... : dahanese
            • Granted, I was unemployed at the time. But 45mins 5 days a week is good stuff. Well 3 times is fine , the... : Marrbe
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  What about exercise? You're just making this up aren't you? Get professional advice, it doesn't cost that... : filthysock
  • your diet regimen is super extreme and given that every year you have to lose the bulk of the weight you ... : dahanese
• Doing it wrong. You need a lot of small snacks through the day. This is the easiest time of year to... : rosewood
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  inspiring story (maybe) I started actually trying (instead of bullshitting myself that I'm "on a diet"... : tashtego
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    Yeah you wanna make sure to avoid the "permanent hunger" fail-train a lot of dieters hop on, all eager at... : Marrbe
    • Totally. That week sucked and I never would have stuck with the diet if I hadn't run the numbers and know... : tashtego
  • for shits and giggles, here is my weight chart for June. Slipped over Father's Day weekend but I'm back t... : tashtego
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  Okay since there are a bunch of diet experts in here: How can I gain weight? I am 6'2" and 135 lbs and I ... : OverloadUT
  • Do you lift at all? : ejectorpod
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    I would recommend getting to know your metabolic rate, pick up strength training and eat more than you bu... : Marrbe
    • ^ good advice. eat 500 more calories per day then you do to maintain your current weight : podizzle
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      So I am seeing a lot of replies saying I should lift. You guys are talking about strength training specif... : OverloadUT
      • Also how do you measure your metabolic rate? : OverloadUT
      • I have a book about this (gaining weight the good way) around here somewhere, I can get back to you in PM... : Marrbe
  • I hate you : rosewood
  • Eat a pound of pure lard each and every day. No slacking off! : bipolar
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    People seem to ask this question on the Shack a lot! I don't think there's any way to do this other th... : FlatlineDixay
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      Also, don't listen to anyone who says you should just eat a lot of shitty food, because then you're just ... : FlatlineDixay
      • one of us ... one of us ... one of us ... : rosewood
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    The easiest way? Eat a shit ton of gross and unhealthy food. The hard way: Lift lift lift, bulk up... : snowwolf
    • All he needs is Mt. Dew and Pop Tarts. 4L and a Box a day will get him on his way! : rosewood
  • On second thought let me plug a tube from my esophagus to your stomach and I'll take care of it. : Marrbe
  • holy shit dude, i'm 5'7" and i weigh like 2lbs more than you. do you find it difficult to remain standin... : dopeman
  • My little brother is the same size as you. He eats an insane amount and it doesn't seem to do anything. ... : father_crown
  • Wow, there are morons who think they're underwieght but you could definitely be little bigger. What do... : locater16
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  whiskey isn't any better for you than beer... : xxiv
  • yeah, a shot of whiskey has ~100 calories, a beer has ~120 (and something like a brown ale with tons of r... : tashtego
• that seems like an absolutely ridiculous and excessive amount of protein unless your doing crazy power li... : snowwolf

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  Seriously. : virus
  • Jokingly : kbnerd
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    Surely You Cant Be Serious? : hirez
    • Really?? REALLY?!?!???????/////??!?!?!111 : virus
    • I am serious, and don't call me Shirley : steve_o
    • Why so serious? LOLOL : SigENeaT
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  four hundred dorrah :( : wasylm
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    Worth it though, if you travel a lot and need power the whole time. :D : virus
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      why don't you plug in to the power outlet on the plane? power, the whole time, for much less! : dahanese
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        Flying United, they don't have power outlets. I have a United Mileage plus card, I fly free everywhere. ... : virus
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          i never thought you'd buy that many on your own dime. i can't imagine you needing 4 for flying anywhere a... : dahanese
          • I actually hate all airlines. Except Virgin - they're pretty good. And JetBlue is ok too. But for the ... : virus
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      This is retarded. Why don't you take the $1200 and buy yourself a fucking NUCLEAR POWER GENERATOR. Wo... : JohnnyRey
      • Well JohnnyRey, I didn't buy a nuclear power generator because THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY I COULD HAVE DONE ... : virus
• I'll take an even dozen. : walker270
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  Where the fuck are fuel cells? : rosewood
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    In the terminators. : DarkWolf5
    • That isn't very fair now is it? : rosewood
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  Wow you just dropped $1,200 on batteries? must be nice : DJ Clipdat
  • on top of the two I already ordered! ha! : virus
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  Why didn't you buy the 222Wh model? Its much cheaper per Wh? : grandmasterlee
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    Size. I went over to their shop over here in Sunnyvale - that 222Wh is MASSIVE, and very heavy. This ... : virus
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      wait are you carrying 4 of these things are once, or are they for people you work for? because i can't im... : dahanese
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        People I work with. No way would I carry 4 of these. They're a couple pounds each. : virus
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          it makes me laugh thinking of you struggling with 10 pounds of battery weight, dragging your laptop bag s... : dahanese
          • Yes. 10lbs would make me struggle. Anyway, I need to figure out which airlines have plugs at their se... : virus
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          One of the guys on TWiT said that he would never buy a new Apple laptop because he needs to bring 4 batte... : BlackCat9
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            agreed, i hate this stupid complaint about non-swappable batteries on the mbp's... ive never known any... : generexic
            • You don't know enough people. : rosewood
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            One to two batteries for the flight. You need a fresh battery for when you get in to wherever you are goi... : rosewood
            • What, the hotels you stay at don't provide electricity? : BlackCat9
• $400 bucks! Pretty pricey. : Ellissd
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  why not just buy a 2nd battery or 3 of them and charge them before the flight, gotta beat $400 : dignan
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    Can't swap batteries on Macs : rosewood
    • Sure you can, you just have to put it into the software suspend sleep mode. http://www.apple.com/downl... : esad