Three Duke Nukem Games Headed to iPhone

Okay don't give a poop about an iphone game. I want duke nukem forever. The iphone is the worst gaming platform in the history of gaming platforms becaus you have to rapidly move the screen you're looking at and put your fucking finger over the shit you want to look at.

Stop wasting your time with this garbage and bring on DNF.

haha 3d fps on the iphone makes me laugh

GeorgeB and the other last bits of 3DR basically sat at a table and said "okay guys, we need more money to finish DNF, so let's spend just a bit more on iphone dev, bring in some 'cheap' revenue, then we can release the thing so we all don't have to live with the shame that is the past 13 years."

Personally, I wouldn't want the DNF cloud of "never released" hanging over my head for the rest of my life, if I worked on the game. Already the laughing stock of the industry, best way to shove it in everyone's face is to actually release the game. Hopefully, they'll use the potential money from iphone ports/games to finish the thing, no matter what.

Kind sad thinking that The Duke used to be one of gaming's most recognizable icons - or at least in the fps genre. The *faceless* Master Chief has more recognition these days! Heck, more people would recognize Gordan Freeman, and you never actually see him in-game...

Since they laid off much if not all of their staff who's developing the games?

You know what this probably is?

All 3 Duke Nukem engine iterations from 1997 onward fleshed out and ported to phones/handhelds or some some shit..

Pretty soon we will have Duke Nukem household items like anal beads, lunch boxes, tooth paste... you name it.

Cancelled DNF?

When did we learn this?

oh @#% an other 10 years of bullshit on the way

I don't need 3, I don't need 5, I don't need a 100 Duke games...

All I wanted was Duke Nukem Forever... and that was epic fail.

this must be some sick joke.

Eeeeeeehmmmmmmmmm.... yeah.... okay... right.... *cough*

Duke Nukem FORIPHONE! not quite FOREVER... meh..

But three UNANNOUNCED Duke Titles? So he's suggesting its NOT the new Trilogy..and its NOT the previous Duke off shoots that were released in the past. Three NEW Duke titles? Lets see..what 3 Duke titles would work on a touchscreen device...
1) Duke Nukem Foreplay - Duke touches strippers like the sound game Simon
2) Duke Nukem Facilities - Duke has to tap on toilets to flush them after aliens are done using them.
3) Duke Naps Frequently - Tap to wake Duke up?

Blargh, DNF WIP - leak already!

Unbelievable, it just never ends. We get screenshots of Prey Invasion but not even half a pixel of the Duke games. Not even the fucking logos so blatantly overused in that stupid announcement video.

I was hoping for 5 new Duke Nukem games...oh well

wouldn't this be from Apogee's Scott Miller, not from 3D Realms??

where's my flowchart ?!?!

I would love to be excited for this, but I'm not. Not at all. Sorry, but the train has passed.

Deep down inside I think this could still be part of the build up for a surprise DNF release. You know what I mean? You finish the 3rd iPhone game and after the credits roll, you hear that famous gravely voice of Duke say "I'm coming back!" and the next day the shack is plastered with DNF GONE GOLD!

If there is anyone that can pull it off, 3DR can.

While I know handheld games are much cheaper, thats still enough money to keep DNF in production for atleast at little bit longer. Gar

Consider them and an iTouch purchased (whenever I can get the $$$)

WID

OMG GUYS! Do you think this could be a cover up for releasing DNF?

Now that we have that out of the way...please STFU.
Thank you for your cooperation.

Cool. Think we'll get to see a trailer at next year's WWDC?

iDNF ?

Damn, Duke3D on the iPhone, please!