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  unforgivable : derelict515
  • UNFORGIVABLE! : ZTac
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  Of all the games you just listed, I would pick l4d 2. Thanks Valve! : Edges
  • Turn in your gamer card. : MercFox1
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    ugh, i like l4d and all, but would much rather see episode 3 or portal 2. l4d just came out, at least do ... : opengl128
    • It's not like they have one team, and are only making one game at a time. : Modulus
  • I'm in this camp. : Lone Swordsman
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    Why the fuck would you pick L4D 2 when L4D "1" is *barely* worthy of being considered done? : kpxkrnjc
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      If the game gave me dozens of hours of gaming fun "out of box", then it's a good game, and you won't catc... : ramshot
      • Agreed, L4D gave me easily 50 hours of gameplay in the first week, only problem was it left me wanting mo... : VectorJKL
  • Same. Never liked CS. : freakynipples69
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  I think moneyhats had everything to do with it. Pretty darn quick to announce a sequel when typically it ... : MoreVespeneGas
  • I'm fine with them announcing another Left 4 Dead, I'm just not happy with the pricing. IMHO the first ... : Modulus
  • Maybe they are planning on following the DNF model for Episode 3 development. : pyrogen
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    Well, Turtle Rock is the studio that originally started Left4Dead before Valve took control of them. I im... : BlackCat9
    • I think this is most likely, and the best situation. If other Valve projects are unaffected, perfect. It ... : MercFox1
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      Everything I heard is that they shut down TurtleRock after L4D shipped. I'm not sure why Shacknews doe... : Porkasaurus
      • I could go look into it. They're about 5 miles up the road. It's actually the same office where we signed... : BlackCat9
    • If this is the case, they will get shut down, Nicolas Angel style. : rosewood
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    Well the devs get to work on whatever project they want at Valve so ... L4D2 is more of a result of the d... : K1Bond007
    • Red Box - Includes Left 4 Dead 2, Portal 2, Half Life 2 Episode 3 and Peggle 2 I would buy it. : VectorJKL
    • That would be awesome if it were packaged with other games ala Orange Box. I'm waiting for more details ... : moneyshot
  • we dont have any idea what the price point is. if its $20-$30 then whatever : eeeealmo
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    I don't know why Luis, Francis, Bill and Zoey need to be phased out, if anything they were fun characters... : abrasion
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      You're really hung up on this. If you listened to the L4D commentary, they wanted to do more of a story b... : brickmatt
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        The new characters look Generic Mc GenGen. The old game HAD a story which was removed :/ : abrasion
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          The L4D characters are pretty darn generic character types. Yes they're funny but come on, biker dude, cu... : Serpico74
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            I found them substantially more interesting than the ones in the L4D2 footage, I almost universally disli... : abrasion
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              admit it, you just don't like the new characters because there's 2 black people now instead of one. I... : mysled
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                I must admit I really hate naggers. : abrasion
                • check yo'self before you wreck yo'self : RikiTiki2
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            i like the neutral american generic characters though : Unleashed
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              So in L4D2 they're not generic enough for you, got it. : Serpico74
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                The ones in L4D2 LOOK generic..their designs are pretty basic and dumb. Nothing to set them apart. : deathofrats
                • WTF? : Serpico74
          • And? That means each one has a story to tell. It's not even like people would be missing out by jumping i... : hoov1185
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      abrasion, there is no story in l4d, so forget about it! : papaskot
      • Wrong, there was. : abrasion
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    This is easily the shortest downtime between sequels for any valve game. : AgentPothead
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      Why is everyone acting like this is a bad thing? : brickmatt
      • It just seems out of character. This is not the valve we are used to. : AgentPothead
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        Because it's assumed that time is needed to make a quality product - and Valve is all about When It's Don... : ArcKnight
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          alternatively, perhaps they decided it was worth having a franchise (or franchises) that they can iterate... : derelict515
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            it just seems weird coming from the company who takes over a year to put out EPISODIC updates to their ot... : chrisschutz
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              right, so think about that. They wanted to start releasing things more often than they had previously (wi... : derelict515
              • This is probably the best answer I've heard about the inner workings of Valve. And it puts L4D2 in conte... : IHATEDUST
        • but valve has never, in my memory, done something like that. i don't know why everyone thinks that it wil... : dahanese
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    it makes l4d seem like a poor value : dirge23
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      I am definitely now rating the purchase at poor value compared to other Valve games, still better then re... : abrasion
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        Why is that exactly? : deveus1
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          http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=19732780#itemanchor_19732780 Take that post. With todays announcemen : abrasion
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            based on the number of posts here by tons of people for weeks and weeks after release I'd say people got ... : derelict515
            • Also, Valve has always been pretty good at post-release content. I think a lot of people are assuming it ... : deveus1
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              Look dude for sure L4D is good value but compared to previous Valve titles? Compared to L4D's potential t... : abrasion
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                oh no, the modders are stopping work. I've gotten so much great value out of the modscene since HL2 relea... : derelict515
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                  It's not about TC mods though, L4D needed simple mods, like campaigns - 5 big maps - probably 6 months wo... : abrasion
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                    While I'm at it, L4D has such fantastic sales for being a Valve game, we blindly purchase their games bec... : abrasion
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                      so you think you deserved something, you didn't. You got what was in the box for a great price, played th... : derelict515
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                        We buy their games under the assumption Valve will continue Valve like behaviour - they have broken their... : abrasion
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                          yeah dude, Valve loses. abrasion wins. The amount of entitlement here is ridiculous. They did everything ... : derelict515
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                            It's only been out since November, they should be announcing Portal 2, HL2 EP3, Half Life 3, fucking Blue... : abrasion
                            • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=20060546#itemanchor_20060546 None of those things can't still be a... : derelict515
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                              Because... you say so? The average gamer is not a shacknews visiting, industry watching, release date ... : ramshot
                              • And, forgot, the fact that they are making L4D2 doesn't exactly mean they're not working on other things,... : ramshot
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                          i still don't get it. they are upgrading and expanding something too soon, so you think the should suffer... : dahanese
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                            Look, if this was a 10$ addon to L4D fine, but it's completely going to seggregate the fucking playerbase : abrasion
                            • You're making a lot of assumptions on how it's going to work based on 1 trailer. : Duffman8369
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                              i can understand the issues with splitting the playerbase. that i get. the "$10 addon" stuff i don't ... : dahanese
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                                I think my limit is 30$ US and it _MUST_ come with L4D1 packed in so I can gift it to someone. Frankly f : abrasion
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                                  if you don't like the quality, that's a-okay. i think dictating the price point is juvenile. i will alway... : dahanese
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                                    Valve get their 'cheers' when we blindly buy their games for continually being awesome - that was my poin... : abrasion
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                                      Then don't buy it? : WhatIsThisFor
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                                        I think my limit is 30$ US and it _MUST_ come with L4D1 packed in so I can gift it to someone. Frankly f : abrasion
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                                          Well, I suggest you wait until about 6 months after release because, knowing Valve, it will almost certai... : WhatIsThisFor
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                                            and then they'll release L4D3 a year later and suddenly it will be bullshit that L4D2 cost $25 : derelict515
                                            • Correct. : abrasion
                                      • Since it looks like an expansion pack - I probably won't. At least not at full price. : MaJeStu
                                    • i don't think many people buy anything blindly. i think you have unreal expectations and ridiculous "... : dahanese
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                              They've done this with only one game, TF2. DoD:S has received minor engine updates and a hand full of ma... : WhatIsThisFor
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                                CS:S was and is a free mod for Half Life 1 - assuming you registered a HL1 key on steam, what 8 years ago... : abrasion
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                                  No, CS was a free mod (made by the community), CS:S (S for source) was not free. : WhatIsThisFor
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                                    I have never paid for a CS product and have access to both CS and CS:S : abrasion
                                    • That's because you bought HL2 Silver or Gold which came with CS:S. Gold came with CS:S and DoD:S. : WhatIsThisFor
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                            never before would i have guessed people would complain about valve releasing something too quickly. cat... : electroly
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                              no, it's just abrasion : derelict515
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                                hey guys it's abrasion, abrasion is the only one who has posted an opinion even remotely like this today! : abrasion
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                                  i am comfortable ranking you with the front page commenters. you keep good company with robosextoid and s... : dahanese
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                                    I like abrasion, he's a real character and somehow I love his tirades. He rants like a madman but he nev... : WhatIsThisFor
                                    • I try not to take any of this personally, I'd expect if I met 99.9% of the people here I'd be fine with t... : abrasion
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                                  abrasion did you really just cite a) shacknews frontpage comments b) fucking DIGG comments?! c)... : mikecyb
                                  • winner : pwnage1232
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                                    mikecyb you've clearly got me, it's true - I'm the only one who thinks this and everyone elses opinion on... : abrasion
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                                      bake me a cake : mikecyb
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                                        like the one in portal : mikecyb
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                                          How about I have your name tattood under one of my breasts? : abrasion
                                          • I'd rather have cake but I guess that's ok : mikecyb
                                • you're certainly in great company based on those links... : derelict515
                                • lol : electroly
                      • A full priced 360 game that ended up feeling like a mod of another game or an expansion pack? Yeah if you... : rhuntley12
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                  The UT series has had some pretty significant mods come out since Q3. Just saying. : ieGod
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                    like what? I included Alien Swarm (even though it never had a playerbase). Red Orchestra. And? : derelict515
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                      Alien Swarm could be my favorite mod to date. Also: http://www.moddb.com/games/unreal-tournament-2004/mod... : ieGod
                      • whatever happened to that source version of alien swarm? : Fish_Bulb
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      Why? No on answers this, no one answers why. I suppose because there will be people who switch too Left 4... : locater16
      • planned obsolescence, i guess : dirge23
      • I have gotten an insane value out of L4D. Probably Top 5 all-time in terms of hours logged. The issue isn... : kbufo
  • This is the obvious answer due to EA touching it. : Senate5000
• You most certainly are not in the minority - not by a long shot. : abrasion
• Valve is putting out a sequel too fast, they must be possessed by teh evils! We shall burn them at the st... : locater16
• I'm happy to hear about a sequel. L4D is my favorite game atm. : 5150Joker
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  I'm hoping to at least see a concept art of Episode 3 tomororw : grabbie
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    no episode 3 footage would be really sad :( : Thomas Hace
    • indeed. That's why I'm setting my expectations low with a concept art piece so I won't be disappointed. : grabbie
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    but where would they show it? Microsoft or EA press conferences would have been the best bet... I thought... : Cihte
    • they've announced stuff at their booth behind closed doors at E3 before right? : buzzbat
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  Everything I've seen and read has me excited. I love L4D and I'm stoked about the direction they're taki... : brickmatt
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    I am with you here brickmatt. at first i was kind of 0_o but then after reading the RockPaperShotgun play... : hirez
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      I am so confused about people being upset that we're getting another awesome looking game so soon! : brickmatt
      • Everyone feels entitled to free shit from Valve. Nevermind that they actually need revenue to keep giving... : mancide
• BF3'ed : gyokuro
• it looks fucking awesome but i hope it doesn't cost $50 : grendel
• I kinda get the feeling Valve expanded the L4D team to pump this out. I mean it's not looking terribly in... : braaains
• http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/Extreme_One/l4d2_pc_box_one1.jpg : abrasion
• If you guys bitch and moan loud enough I am sure they will postpone this game and add more content. True... : acheron
• http://imgur.com/O8GV2.png : abrasion
• I thought L4D was not made by the core HL team. So one should not preclude the other. : byorn
• As long as the quality and quantity of content are up to scratch, hey, hooray, awesome, more Left 4 Dead.... : Alice O'Connor
• L4D2 crashed that flight, raped my ex girlfriend and killed my guinea pig, also L4D2 wrote the script for... : abrasion
• Well, maybe I'm an idiot for this but I love left 4 dead so fucking much. Therefore, ibdont see how more ... : shwortdogg
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  L4D 2 is awesome because this gameplay footage has an Arrested Development reference. http://pc.ign.co... : pwnage1232
  • Sure does! http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=20055517#itemanchor_20055517 I had to rewind that pa... : Serpico74
  • Also did you notice the chainsaw reads "Hale" on it? lol : Godhatesfatpeople
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  I seriously can not understand how people can complain about this. Is it just because you expect to get 4... : aeg1x
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    Yeah, it seems the only complaint is "they aren't giving me years worth of content like they did for HL a... : DOOManiac
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      well the TF2 updates have been really iterative. 1 map a time, 1 class at a time stuff. The approach they... : aeg1x
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        It's the same thing they do with HL2 episodic content. Except L4D is full price (and I am sure L4D2 wi... : Patch-e
        • well half life 2 was full price and the episodes arn't, so we dont really know anything for sure, we do k... : disembodied potato
  • The wahmbulance is out in full force today. Nearly every thread, its crazy. : Serpico74
  • I'm more annoyed that the multiplayer game's (which is all it really is) lifespan has been artificially ... : Ebu
  • I hope they announce an Orange Box 2 with one free game attached to it, just for the sake of seeing the s... : Bamtan
  • Can't complain about paying $50 for a game that doesn't feel like a full game? : rhuntley12
• You cannot be serious. Really. There is no controversy here. : Dr_Cube
• Yes. L4D 2 looks awesome. : Link.
• Will the fat man have a stamina gauge? How long can he run before he has to sit down for a breather, 30 m... : pyide
• I read that as "Postal 2" and wondered what mythical dimension I was trapped in where Postal 2 hadn't bee... : TimeDoctor
• I'm looking forward to L4D 2010 brought to you by EA. : Lunatic Angelic
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  It.. doesn't look like Valve, if that makes sense. It looks/feels like some other team has made it (think... : eonix
  • I got that impression to eonix, but I guess I can't really say until I see it myself! : choppp
• Agreed. Fucking stupid. : Stage
• Valve is literally worse than Hitler. : Godhatesfatpeople
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  It doesn't bother me. Left4Dead is a shallow multiplayer game. Not a knock against it but I just expect E... : baron calamity
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    L4D is practically the opposite of shallow, if you have any idea of what you're doing. : Lone Swordsman
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      Well I mean as far as making the game. Emergant game play could be deep. I'm just thinking of time to dev... : baron calamity
      • You have to balance all that for multiplayer, though, which isn't as easy as it sounds. : Lone Swordsman
      • Balance and tuning take up lots of time. Asset creation is just one factor. : Mad Jack McMad
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  where do you people come from : Fish_Bulb
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    Long-standing Valve fan looking for resolution to the Half-Life series, for one. Been playing Counterstr... : MercFox1
    • How does a new L4D game keep you from having any of those things? Has valve ever even brought up CS2? and... : Fish_Bulb
• I would cream in my pants for some new counter-strike. Seriously no other FPS/MP game does it for me like... : bozer
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  I didn't buy L4D until this most recent sale they had. What did L4D come with out of the box? From wh... : Patch-e
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    no it had 4 campaigns, versus mode in 2. The survivor pack added survival mode + enabled the two other ca... : aeg1x
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      Wow so no new campaigns have been added at all : Patch-e
      • Should mention the "campaigns" are really short. : rhuntley12
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  The sense of entitlement some of you people have is absurd. I always think when reading threads like th... : peanut-
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    Yeah I was going off about this in the comments of the news piece a few hours back. It's ridiculous. They... : ramshot
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      Left 4 Dead came out in November last year. I got it for $20 before Christmas via Amazon and their Black ... : sm00v3d
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        It's like that time they forced us to buy two games we already owned all over again. What a slap in the... : peanut-
        • yeah I just hate how Valve treats us like shit all the time. : sm00v3d
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      this will teach 'em to do something fast for a change : razorblade79
      • lol : Downforce
  • You know what validates a sense of entitlement? The $60 (or more) price tag for each game. : silent prophet
  • It's not really entitlement, it's just that we bought Left 4 Dead thinking there would be continued suppo... : melt_core
• Well, I'll be buying it anyway and I've put a lot of hours on L4D so I can say that yeah, it was a good v... : Nitrium
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  DOOM 2 > DOOM : biofrog
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    No. : abrasion
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      for multiplayer, yes : boring gegtik
      • Over IPX, amirite? : Ride-My-Rocket
      • Correct. : abrasion
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      Two words. SUPER. SHOTGUN. : NFXFSX
      • BOOM CLICK-CLOCK : Lone Swordsman
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        the animation on that thing was super goofy, it looked like it had about five frames : Dave-A
        • which is more than pretty much all of the weapons in doom : manero
      • My, SMS, tone. FUCK YES. : node
      • would have been better that auto-shotgun 8-( : biofrog
    • DOOM 2 is the game DOOM wishes it was from the get go. So yes. : ieGod
• What? Where the fuck does Counter Strike go? You change a single gun in that and the hardcore freak out, ... : node

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  Was the rest of it this funny? I should have watched it. : skankcore
  • Not funny as much as awesome with Alan Wake footage, Modern Warfare 2 snowmobiles and ice climbing, and K... : Link.
• Oh, it wins the Giant Enemy Crab Award of 2009, no question : Serpico74
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  lol http://www.vimeo.com/4952629 : AndyGoin
  • hahaha, people are so fast at these things : WhatIsThisFor
  • Shaka laka shaka laka shaka laka shaka BAM. : AgentPothead
  • awesome =D : razorblade79
  • hahaha : razlebol
  • hahah : fishbone
  • Internet I love you.q : abrasion
  • ahaha : Maarten Goldstein
  • ahaha thats awesome, giant enemy crabs indeed : stgdz
  • hahaha : khaosman
  • holy shit lol : SiW.
• Reminds me of Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's. : Prozium
• Awesome. I hope Sony can "top" this tomorrow. : Link.
• I agree, mods please mark informative : Luminair
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  the arms, oh my god : baconisgod
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    Ahahah I just noticed that, it looks like they are throwing up gang symbols. : AgentPothead
    • hahahaha.... now I want that avatar : mystifier
• hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaa : pyide
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  That and the elephant. : Frozen Pixel
  • I sincerely hope EVERYONE caught that, it's the definition of sexual innuendo. : Lone Swordsman
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  hahaha, that is indeed awesome : WhatIsThisFor
  • someone ytmnd this : WhatIsThisFor
• BAM spice things up a notch! : abrasion
• I deffo cringed when I saw that happen lolol : niceguynick
• lol. the bar has been set high.. let's see if Nintendo or Sony can top that tomorrow. : Mmmmmoo
• I don't know, the awkward Beatles moment was pretty bad too... : uncleanmonkey
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  I wonder how many people are messaging him on Xbox Live with just the word Bam. : Crimsonbeak
  • At least one. : AgentPothead
• yea that was pretty funny. : jonin
• That guy seemed like a douche anyway. Hell, after the avatar started fucking up, he knew what was going... : broly1718
• http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2094/2169592949_058158946b.jpg?v=0 : incubus
• Hahahaha : warcrow
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  http://i40.tinypic.com/zvzcxi.gif : deveus1
  • hahaha TAKE THAT BIATCHES : Nitrium
  • Quick someone post Remo's head on this! : zakazi
• ahahahaha : opengl128
• hahahahaha this is so great : Begawkiness

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  http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Kate-Beckinsale/Kate-Beckinsale-19.JPG EOT : disposition
  • ^^^ This : swenkcahs
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  sparkly there are too many perfect woman out there to choose from. : ant_hillbilly
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    http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=19920383 You've got to pick one. : sparkly
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      haha. This girl is pretty good looking thought. Found her in that nws thread below. http://hosted.... : ant_hillbilly
      • NWS : ant_hillbilly
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  http://old-wizard.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fat-video-gamer.jpg : jenisthebest
  • Ya got me. : frenziedbadger
• Eva pics coming in 4, 3, 2, : frenziedbadger
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  Sparkly is laying down the law. Uh oh. : Drewus
  • I'd like to lay this down http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_r51jld97zjvg2zgui4hc.jpg NWS : shwortdogg
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  http://www.corpsstories.com/ArthurBea.jpg : jessipoo
  • That's got a double no no. The url has corpse in it and the file name has Bea Arthur. : Phreakin
• Luba: http://thebigchoke.com/wp-content/gallery/luna1/luba20calvin20klein.jpg nws I guess : skunk_ape
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  Laetitia Casta http://i08.bdbphotos.com/4L/68/0000009468-94896L.jpg : jimmy-buffett
  • oh god yes : Cheeziologist
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  http://aarkangel.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/margaret_thatcher.jpg : Foxhawk
  • why do you hate argentina : dirge23
  • Yes please : Durajim
  • FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP :: AWWW MAGGIEEEE :: wasn't there a dude in GTA: San Andreas that was const... : SkeezPimp
• preferably they don't look like holocaust survivors for one : chrisschutz
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  probably one of these two: http://www.shackpics.com/files/here_o2nr2o6a70jl3nhp9p0h_y1hj61gr1qe7rvoqr08o... : Flying h4x0r
  • oh god, the first one made me feel it in my gut. she is immaculately pretty. : biskits
  • Victory : limpossible
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  She's perfect to me... http://babes.rockerboo.net/2d49aa84153c4c21407f4887eb25105f/Men-s-Health-Oct-08... : Tripps
  • Yeah, she's quite amazing. : Sailor of Fortune
• I'll hit you up when I get home. : fleabug
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  As I'm at work I can't play along just yet :( So sparkly, post your perfect woman! : MacemanInTW
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    no. not in this thread. : sparkly
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      virgins can't post in this thread. : orgcaptainnemo
      • kidding sparkly we love you : orgcaptainnemo
    • That takes all the fun out of it! : MacemanInTW
• http://www.fletch-studios.com/internet/whyyougottabesopretty.jpg : fletch_
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  there is no perfect person sparky, people are too complex to get perfect there might be perfect photos... : Luminair
  • here sparky try this http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/5010/breathtakersnikkala2.jpg : Luminair
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  How many of you just went and found the first thing you could find with tits, because with the except of ... : Durajim
  • perfect woman = any woman : dirge23
  • Well, if she has clothes on then how do you know the parts underneath the clothes are perfect? : Senate5000
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    Thanks Durajim. What would we do without your biting insight? : Fred Garvin
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      You're not going to find out, I'm afraid : Durajim
      • Too many cocks for the Shack? C'mon, I think they can take it. : Moonbase Commander
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  http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/05/0531%20Megan%20Fox%20GQ/gallery_enlarged/gallery_enlarged- : Cygnus X-1
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    Physically yes, mentally no. : Fred Garvin
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      you're no rocket scientist yourself there freddy : Luminair
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        Fuck that. I may not be Einstein, but I am not as retarded as she is. Seriously, the more she talks the m... : Fred Garvin
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          Im not well versed on her brain but she seemed completely average to me there are a lot of dumb girls ... : Luminair
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            Hahaha, you actually buy all that? You fell for that PR crap hook, line and sinker? Who is the dumb one n... : Fred Garvin
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              pr crap like from the transformers marketing team? she was around years before that. most people here a... : Luminair
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                I mean her publicist. She's about as bi as any girl at the bar with 6 beer in her. : Fred Garvin
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                  right but she's got a professional reputation to uphold now, unlike most of the girls at the bar : Juno
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                    She doesn't strike me as one pursuing a good girl image. Publicizing these "facts" would not hurt her ca... : Moonbase Commander
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                      I think you misunderstood which kind of reputation she tries to uphold : Juno
                      • Hmm. Admittedly, I do not really follow her career much. I would definitely say I have a skewed concept... : Moonbase Commander
      • You cock, I nearly choked on my lunch. : abrasion
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        This sub-thread is awesome. I am glad I caught it. It's Fred Garvin defending his intelligence to the deg... : haiku
        • I picture you masturbating furiously over this post. It's kind of a scary mental image. : Fred Garvin
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  • She has a pretty face : Durajim
• judging from the photo selection here there must be a lot of wolf tshirts and sweaters out there : Luminair
• Miranda Kerr http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=11&evt=kerr-white&pic=miranda-k... : freshyk
• http://www.shackpics.com/viewer.x?file=tacobellPNG_ul84vvd9t5nek2ync5c0.png : Flynn
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  natalie portman. pics not required. : Skoal^Fyfan
  • hot grits: required : rgoer
• Ziyi Zhang. http://images.google.com/images?q=ziyi zhang http://www.pro-thinspo.com/images/1947_85944... : bipolar
• Image Google Kate Beckinsale : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  Hey Sparkly, I went on your site via your profile and downloaded the song called "Missing", and I gotta s... : Poor Yurik
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    Thanks, dude! That's reaaaaaaaly damn old. http://sparklyfresh.com/audio/?M=D -- that's all the decent mu... : sparkly
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      So how are you making this stuff? I'm guessing electronic drums and effects + you playing guitar? : Poor Yurik
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        Also, take your best stuff and put up a myspace music page immediately. : Poor Yurik
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          http://www.myspace.com/joshualyonmusic Guitars and bass are me playing--I dont sample that stuff. Drum... : sparkly
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            I had no idea you made music. I haven't listened to all of it yet, but Realm of Perception is a great so... : Poor Yurik
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              Thanks, man! Music is actually a much stronger passion to me than photography ever has been. Photography,... : sparkly
              • I know the feeling man. I also play guitar, write songs, and do synth stuff. Best creative outlet I've ... : Poor Yurik
    • Turning Point = best song! : kgargs
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  I tried this like 8 years ago. I figured the one thing the shack could agree on was that one woman was ho... : rosewood
  • there needs to be some mutually exclusive variety otherwise we'd all be after the same girl and would hav... : Luminair
• Just one? The perfect woman? But so many of them are perfect :( http://www.shackpics.com/viewer.x?file... : Marauder IIC
• Certainly everyone has different taste - but there's probably a general aversion to extremely unhealthy l... : the city
• VERY pretty face Taylor Cole I saw her in an episode of Supernatural season 1 and that surrogate mo... : quadalupeupe
• http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/4645/img8190s.jpg : Lau_Dividni
• http://www.rebeccasblogg.se/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/adriana-lima-1016.jpg : swenkcahs
• Doesn't exist :( : focusdaily
• To find a queen without a king; They say she plays guitar and cries and sings. La la la la Ride a whit... : mnsnota
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  What do you you guys think of this girl's face? http://www.shackpics.com/viewer.x?file=42555110_8hm4r6... : skunk_ape
  • That's because she looks like a dude. : DinK
  • Her nose is to wide and her lips are to big, and she almost looks like Tory Spelling. Well she has that k... : red2lucas
• Isla Fisher, who I post in all such threads: http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/specials/beauties/beau... : icking fudiot
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  sorry sparkly but the shack loves air brushed surgically altered females or real dolls...or sheep..real d... : IcomeINpeace
  • hot : sheepraper
  • the shack loves fat girls with hairy crotches : AllYourBase
• Sirusho Harutyunyan : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vchWQMikcIE : Kolpath
• The amusing thing here is that you think picking out flaws in a woman has anything to do with the attract... : woddemandred
• http://chunks.net/nws/crista.jpg http://chunks.net/nws/red.jpg http://chunks.net/nws/bookchick.jpg htt : Chunks
• klya cole http://www.kylacole.biz/tgp/public/kcs_cold_black-0c9465ee/index.php?pa=1312643 http://www.se... : frostythehitman
• YEAH IF YOUR SO GREAT WHY DONT YOU SHOW ME A JPG : boring gegtik
• I'm at work but I'd say puredee is just about perfect. : baronzemo78
• I'm going to go home and check out this thread. : marmite
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  tagged for later when im NOT AT WORK :D lol : GBeer11
  • hecks yeah : CasbahBoy
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  • Her eyes have always been a turn-off for me, sorry. : one random winner
• http://electricityandlust.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/zooey-deschanel.jpg : Lone Swordsman
• i'm not good at finding specific women, but the big turn off for me is seeing ribs. I mean, seeing the ou... : mindmann
• yay for return of babehunt! : e v i l
• this thread makes me weep with joy : halophoenix
• This thread def delivers. : 5150Joker
• http://www.shackpics.com/viewer.x?file=GoodGod03_47bffpklifnkkx5sur6n.jpg : Rag and Bone Man

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• Interesting but I think they were being overly flippant. : chazums
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  This sounds like black & white all over again. : pieman
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    the sad thing is B&W could have been incredible with 6-12 months more work put into the campaign, or mayb... : razorblade79
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      fable2 was really good fun. Not challenging, but a good story, with interesting AI things and all that. ... : alnya
      • a lot of charm was lost when they added a big ol interface though. : Klebold
      • I think everyone was still burned by B&W(1) when it was released, so maybe it was too soon. I checked out... : razorblade79
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      Peter Molyneux gets "experiences." All he tries to do is create new experiences, and all of the experien... : RomSteady
      • I wonder what changed since he moved out of Bullfrog. I thought he was in charge there, too and I really ... : razorblade79
• I think it's very clear now that Molyneaux is not to be taken seriously, ever : kpxkrnjc
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  I like how halfway in it goes to sex. It really is one of the first things you think about when you hear ... : PointlesS76
  • “You have a one track mind, doc. : vx2o
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  I actually feel bad for the guy. He tries to be inventive and comes up with some really good ideas but g : Wolfanoz
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    Anybody can think of ideas, it's the execution that matters. : kpxkrnjc
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      Um, I think his product is the execution regardless of what people think of it. : Wolfanoz
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        Right well my implication was that he FAILS to deliver execution as described by his initial ideas/hype : kpxkrnjc
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          Then you should have stated that to begin with. :) : Wolfanoz
          • It's not really necessary to say. It's Molyneux. : Ebu
• Haha, trying to be cute about it but the interviewer just comes off as a wanker. Poor Molyneux indeed. : SpaecKow
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  having this as a desktop application learning your habits and supporting you would make this a killer app... : razorblade79
  • Learning your habits and supporting you in what? : GilesH
• Where can I see the whole Microsoft presentation from E3 ? I wanna see that stuff, not just the trailers. : gummijoh
• The first thing I thought when I read that was drawing an Ork. I was confused for a sec. : ZTac
• here is the video, it's pretty amazing tbh http://www.eurogamer.net/videos/e3-project-natal-milo-demo?si... : nomaad
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  The Project Natal demo with Milo was such utter bullshit that I can't believe people are actually impress... : treefingers1
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    But... Peter said it was real :( : jbury
    • His field is not as strong as Steve Jobs' : egg5hen
  • sounds like the old HL2 preview demo. from what I got from the previews this demo didn't have a lot of fe : razorblade79
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    I can't believe people are so skeptical. It will not be perfect, but it looks like fun for what it is. : byorn
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      People are so skeptical because Molyneux is basically pimping a sentient AI with a full life story, and t... : AlexW1203
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        He's not at all saying that. Have you read any of the interviews? He's being very up front about what t... : Carnivac
        • The video is a far cry from what he says in his interviews, and that's why I have a huge problem with it.... : treefingers1
      • Exactly! The claims he was making would be so revolutionary that it would change the face of gaming for ... : treefingers1
  • I'm not even sure what you are complaining about, treefingers1. it's a another step forward in a long lin... : Dave-A
  • Poor John Henry :( : pancake humper
• This does seem interesting with a RPG type game : whistletits
• http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09072007 : Deathlove
• so it sounds like this is an actual game... which is disappointing. I don't see the appeal of a brat simu... : thebigbeefsandwich

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• crap 100million = 10 million : stgdz
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  I saw a rumor that there's a new Mario game set for the end of the year. : Masem
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    And I still need to play Mario Galaxy. :( : DM7
    • was an excellent game. : VectorJKL
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  new zelda / new mario / new metriod / new what-else-can-we-remake-and-get-money-hats : sikander
  • bingo. they DO print money. why stray from their hyper-profitable franchises? : Downforce
• New Mario for sure... new Metroid, I sure hope so. : c_man_tmt
• super mario galaxy 2 plz : feek
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  Nintendo can print money all they want by selling a console to a new household. But when the console sits... : mancide
  • Agreed, those fad consumers who picked one up will not blindly pick one up again, especially in the new e... : abrasion
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  I'm neither a Microsoft nor Nintendo fanboy: I could give two shits what happens to either company. All ... : Ride-My-Rocket
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    Last year's NPD numbers seem to indicate a completely different picture, though. I think there were like ... : Yanks
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      http://vgsales.wikia.com/wiki/NPD_2008_in_review revel in the ownage of nintendo over everyone : Yanks
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        I find that to be really sad and unfair. The amount of work that went into say Wii Play compared to say G... : bozer
        • Wii Play shouldn't be counted on the games list, and every major journalist agrees. Wii Play is being sol... : mancide
        • I completely understand where you're coming from. I would love to have more games on the Wii that I want ... : Yanks
      • I have a Wii, I bought a Wii Fit and Wii Play. You know what they do? Collect dust. You know what I activ... : mancide
  • You're missing something here The kind of people that bought the Wii as their only console won't be bu... : one random winner
  • I dont think Nintendo has anything to worry about. They just need to keep doing what they are doing. Wi... : c_man_tmt
  • "and its online gaming component doesn't begin to approach Xbox Live" It's online gaming component doesn... : abrasion
• cocks in mouths all the time hard : boring gegtik
• I predict lots of disappointed nerds : Begawkiness
• Prediction: yawning. : omnova
• cooking mama 5! now with more cooking! : jonin
• Prediction : Little of interest to most shacknews readers (no, seriously now) : abrasion
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  HD Wii please. : AndyGoin
  • LOL, more like in 6 months "Here's the Wii with DVD playback we mentioned 2 years ago" In 12 months time... : abrasion
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  Prediction: Another product that will appeal to soccer moms everywhere for a month before collecting dus... : CrustaR
  • CrustaR you are such a pro gamer : manero
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    I remember when the Wii could do no wrong at shacknews - there's even a post here from Brickmatt about ho... : abrasion
    • I was more referring to the Wii Fit, but I also agree about the Wii in general. I, too, have tried it ou... : CrustaR
    • I still own one, but yea I rarely play it. : jonin
    • If your Wii is gathering dust, maybe you should get up off your filthy fart-smelling beanbag and dust it,... : heartsauce
• Regie will talk about the core for 2 seconds and show nothing and then spend 15 minutes talking about Wii... : baron calamity
• i would like a new 2d metroid for sure. : barichnikov
• I actually think you're spot on. While a new Zelda would be great news (for some, not me) and a new 2D M... : SiW.
• Nintendo will not let me down. They will announce the first gaming machine I can fuck. : whistletits

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  It just reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCVc5TaPpe8 I'm sure it'll be a perfectl... : alnya
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    If it was actually that, if they were having a laugh and not so painfully serious, it would be awesome. : SpaecKow
    • Oh yeah, totally - thats what I mean though. It'll end up that, without meaning to. : alnya
  • That is AWESOME. : abrasion
  • "not to be" lol : razorblade79
  • People often trash Last Action Hero but it sure had its moments. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  Because game stories are generally already ridiculously bad, so doing a ridiculously bad story as an adap... : SpaecKow
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    Why? 90% of movies are not as good as the books but as long as you're not some egghead wanker who has rea... : abrasion
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      What do you mean "who cares"? No one actually cares, they just make it a point of mockery because it's em... : SpaecKow
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        There's barely anything unique or original anymore, I've never even heard of Dante's Inferno and some whi... : abrasion
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          Unique or original? Oh but abrasion I didn't say anything about adapting Dante's Inferno being a problem ... : SpaecKow
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            I had too much coffee and chocolate today and Microsoft went better than I expected, I'm all hot and both... : abrasion
            • Hahahahahah. What were your standouts? : SpaecKow
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          Journ-A-list. And the problem I have with Dante's Inferno: The Game is that they've no interest in the o... : lechuck59
          • Plus, it would make -such- a fantastic game if treated seriously. It would be the perfect adventure game ... : LoioshDwaggie
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      Its going to the the cliff notes version. At least movies that aren't as good as the book at least make ... : alnya
      • If anything, this has more to do with Blakes illustrations (which are awesome) - its just as SpaecKow sai... : alnya
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    Ding. End of topic. The whole idea of a God of War-esque game based on Dante's Inferno is BEYOND ridiculo... : lplasmatron
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      I'm still waiting for the game based on Moby Dick with speedboats and harpoon machineguns. : ZTac
      • I want a Lord of the Flies RTS, the tech-tiers would actually go backwards until everyone uses spears and... : razorblade79
    • The idea of a God of War-esque game with environments inspired by Inferno is awesome. Claiming that said : Arcanum
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  Because it has nothing to do with Dante's Inferno. Dante's Inferno is a story about a dude getting a gui... : ZTac
  • Personally, I wonder why they didn't sidestep this whole hullabaloo and have the main character not be Da... : drhazard
  • Exactly. I'll totally play it, I liked GoW so I should like this, but I've been in full WTF? mode sinc... : Ebu
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  since it is by the dead space guys I have faith in it : gmd
  • since it is by the dead space guys I have already bought it : grandmasterlee
  • Since it is by the Dead Space guys, i'm steering well clear of it. : Drewus
  • Since it is by the Dead Space guys, it is made by the Dead Space guys. : DM7
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  If the game were called anything but Dante's Inferno, noone would be giving it shit. However, the game is... : deveus1
  • I'd be surprised if 1 in 10 games journalists has read Inferno. : lechuck59
• The only way you could make a game based on Inferno is if it was some kind of point and click adventure g... : Drewus
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  I'm making a game called Critical Supreme Court Rulings re: The Constitution Of The United States it's... : boring gegtik
  • can't wait for the CG trailer! : lowpoly
• I'm only against this, because I don't want some snot nosed kid saying "Yeah Dante's Inferno was awesome,... : graceofdragons
• Just to be reactionary I will predict that Dante's Inferno will be awesome. : Sexpansion Pack
• it's just too negative for the industry to take that kind of property and use it completely backwards. I ... : thebigbeefsandwich

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• Maybe you're expecting something more like Max Payne? I dunno, it reminds me more of RE4, which I'm cool ... : Serpico74
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  I never got the initial love for the game in the first place. : abrasion
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    For me it was the tornado tearing the buildings to pieces that gave me gamer wood. Seeing that water towe... : AgentPothead
    • I remember that. it seemed so out of my reach back then then. Multiple cores!? What are we, made of money... : FirstPersonCooter
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    Finally a game that resonates with the chronic insomniac gamer crows said I : d fluke
    • crowd, jebus : d fluke
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    Well you don't even have a 360 so you don't have to worry about it. : soggybagel
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      I thought it was a PC and 360 game? : abrasion
      • It is. PC will probably be released after though. : pimpium
  • psychological horror (an ignored genre), superb technical aspects, and by a developer that has proven the... : derelict515
  • cmon..you get to play..the story. oh wait : Cygnus X-1
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  I think it looks incredible, personally. Modern Warfare 2 and Alan Wake are the best looking games of E3,... : Link.
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    Modern Warfare climbing simulator bored me to tears. : razlebol
    • Yeah, I can't understand why they put that in. : gibolas1234
• I think it looks great. Maybe you are a bit shattered. : themaestro2657
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  If I don't have any baggage going in to this at all, no special love for their previous work (no ire towa... : kallanta
  • How could you not have love for Max Payne? Discussion over. : Link.
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    Go buy Max Payne 2 and come back. : themaestro2657
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      Can and have owned both at one point or another. I got stuck in both, got bored of being both stuck and/... : kallanta
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        It's you : dognose
        • dognose. you're awesome. that's it. that's all. done. keep on keepin' on. : sKetchflow
• It's something original in a sea of sequels and spinoffs. The setting and enemies are interesting and no... : Perturbation
• It looks interesting, there's not a whole lot about the enemies and weapons to go on so I can't say for s... : boarder2
• This looks incredible. : sasoi
• Looks awesome! Glad to see this just didn't disappear. : devi| dog
• looks like silent hill + max payne i'm sold : grendel
• No, I was rather unimpressed too. I can't say for sure what I was expecting, but the original videos gave... : Toth21
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  Looks boring, and I don't get the hype. : brickmatt
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    You are such a negative nancy. : sigpro
    • yes. yes he is. : sKetchflow
    • Oh come on I've been all happy-go-lucky about L4D2 all day! : brickmatt
• Looks like some pretty neat ideas to add to the survival horror genre. I like that light is a weapon, it ... : BlackCat9
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  Personally, I thought that looked fucking cool, and far better than that pile of shit Dead Space which al... : Drewus
  • Also, I thought Max Payne 1 and 2 were awesome (2 better than 1), and I haven't followed anything on Alan... : Drewus
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    Dead Space had way more interesting shootering than this flashlight shit. I mean it's cool looking, but I... : SpaecKow
    • And as for this, Alan Wake is lame and cheesy in the wrong way, instead of the fun and entertaining way l... : SpaecKow
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      From what I saw in that video, the slo-mo dodge thing combined with light thing combined with cinematic s... : Drewus
      • Bad level design I agree. But as for the limb shooting, you know the slow moving enemies and that precisi... : SpaecKow
• It looks boring and I really don't see the graphical edge. : anhero
• Looks great to me. I'm starting to warm up to this title. : baron calamity
• I bet it's a hard thing to make a good trailer for a game like what Alan Wake looks to be. That being sai... : ramshot
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  ALAN?!? ALICE?!?! ALAN?!? ALIIIICE?!? : Dave-A
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    alanalicealanalicealanalicealanalice : Dave-A
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      al anal ice? : dirge23
      • Anal Ice Al says Don't freeze up! : cerealSAM2
    • anal lice D: : Bamtan
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      RUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : pancake humper
      • Follow Rusty. : Dave-A

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  PS3 and 360 in same place makes more sense, especially giving you B/Ray and good MKV support with PS3 med... : abrasion
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    This. I had 2 360s, and sold one to get a PS3, having both is much better than having 2 360s, and so far ... : Milleh
    • Tripple for life Milleh, tripple for life - tomorrow is going to be amazing. : abrasion
    • Yeah I thought about that too and might consider it but I would like to be able to carry on playing the s... : yoshimi20
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    Does PS3 support softsubs? : Sapiens
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      does 360? how? : razorblade79
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        No, and neither does TVersity, and it's pissing me off because mkv2vob can't convert without losing a lit... : Sapiens
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          TVersity is ghastly, use PS3 media server - it's vastly superior and supports the 360 as well. : abrasion
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            Oh no shit? Checking it out now, I agree TVersity is an abortion. : Sapiens
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              Wow, this works with softsubs! Handles everything except whatever audio/video codec is used in the later... : Sapiens
              • Like I said, TVersity is garbage and it looks like shit to boot, I hated having to use it for high def st... : abrasion
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                so "working with softsubs" means reencoding subs into the movie? I actually do this with TVersity but I h... : razorblade79
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                  TVersity does doesn't support softsubs, so for things like anime where the subs aren't encoded into the a... : Sapiens
                  • Oh and as soon as I hooked up PS3MS my Sony TV recognized it needed a firmware update! I thought that wa... : Sapiens
                  • Someone explain why this doesn't work! New Bleach episodes (busted) use: Video: MPEG4 Video (H264) : Sapiens
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                    well I use subtitles for tv episodes with TVersity all the time, it does work. if softsub = something lik... : razorblade79
                    • to be precise I use ffmpg or what's it's name (comes with TVersity) for the subs / converting, but it's ... : razorblade79
    • I don't know what a softsub is but I've used a sub file from the internet for an MKV I had with the wrong... : abrasion
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      No, but PS3 Media Server hard encodes them on the video. Surprisingly, the result is excellent. : Nitrium
      • It works fantastically well, and can be disabled from within the PS3 menu, so you don't have to fiddle wi... : treefingers1
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  i have 2 x360s one for games and one for media center extender (also that trivia game) : CoRDS
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    Does it work OK if you want to use both as media centre extenders (obviously not exactly same time). : yoshimi20
    • they both work ok as extenders at the same time ( i ahve 4 tuners) : CoRDS
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  I have two for that reason, and they work great. I put my XBL profile on a memory card and shuffle it bet... : Dave-A
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    Nice thats what I will do, they're pretty cheap now too. : yoshimi20
    • I haven't tried them both on Live at the same time, I should do that. : Dave-A
• we have 4 in mine. my room, one in both of my roommates, and one in the living room. i think he just ... : xxiv
• I am planning on having two or three once I have a house. Pretty much one for every TV for media sharing. : Evil Benius
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  I have 2, the only real pain is you have to re-activate Netflix every time you want to use it on a differ... : MagicWishMonkey
  • We dont get netflix here so maybe thats not so bad for me :). Hoping this Sky package thing will be free ... : yoshimi20
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    Really? I have my account activated on both our Xboxes and we go back and forth between the two no proble... : hoov1185
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      That's strange, I am absolutely positive mine forces me to re-activate on each xbox... I use the same HD ... : MagicWishMonkey
      • Hmm, probably. We can use Netflix at the same time - him logged in with his gamertag and me logged in wit... : hoov1185
• i have two 360s and a ps3 and a wii : [fry]
• Wouldn't something like a popcorn hour make more sense? : ieGod
• I have 2 it's great. Have a media center in basement and xbox's on tv so I can stream anything anywhere a... : rhuntley12
• We have two Xboxes, and I have my profile and saved games on my memory card. It's so convenient to be abl... : hoov1185

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  Ass2.jpg? Not at work I don't think :P : gakera
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    Assassin luckily : chazums
    • Double Ass in S? two? MY WORD! : gakera
  • it's ws. : xxiv
  • disappointing I know : azenmaster
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  Brutal Legend in the background?! Yes please! : itsjames
  • yeah I'm kinda not noticing anything else except for that game getting pub (and EA having it lead off the... : Deathlove
• He just wants a hug :[ : DingoStoleMyBaby
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  shouldnt he be missing a finger? : smax
  • The assassin in the 2nd game isn't missing a finger. : Crimsonbeak
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  I wonder what they do with those after the shows? : bolneze
  • Give it to the poor. : Wolfanoz
  • Turn it into a Jesus on a cross poster. : DingoStoleMyBaby
  • really big mancaves : Slowtreme
  • Air drop them onto a rainforest. : cerealSAM2
  • throw them away. : ass-street
  • Roll the world's biggest joint : DingoStoleMyBaby
  • they get used as slip and slides : stgdz
  • Wipe the worlds biggest ass with it. : Nighteyes
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    sell them to some dork on ebay : industro
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      sell pieces to many dorks on ebay : drhazard
      • sell pieces of many dorks on ebay : rosewood
  • replace the blades with cans of Axe body spray : Dave-A
  • http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&q=great%20pacific%20garbage%20patch&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi : sikander
  • They destroy them. Not just throw away, but shred and toss. : LoioshDwaggie
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  ASS CREED 2 : CrustaR
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    omg what a clever and witty joke. I had so many laughs : conandan
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      conandan (not conan), I laughed as well. : CrustaR
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        ha ha ha : conandan
        • Now what do we do? : CrustaR
• BIIIIIIIIIG HUG! : moe6
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  can't wait to inconspicuously stab people!! : BenMurphy
  • This is Assassin's Creed, there is only conspicuously stabbing people and then running away or countering... : Begawkiness
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  Assassin's Creed 2: Ass 2 Ass : dirge23
  • back and forth, forever. : barichnikov
• lol : halophoenix
• Why does he have his pinky in that poster? In the first game he was missing it on his blade hand. : sigpro

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  lol that looks awful : SockMonkeh
  • :) Doesn't it? : Dr_Cube
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  Most fans would seem to be only happy with a Kurosawa treatment of their franchise. I doubt it will be g... : byorn
  • I don't give a flying fuck about the original series. It was probably shit. this movie also looks like ... : mikecyb
  • Hell, I wouldn't want the live-action version of the TV show either. It'd be silly with people shooting ... : SkeezPimp
• holy shit, that looked insanely bad. sad part is i'll probably still see it :( : waxthirteen
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  Those suits look so retarded. : Edges
  • I thought it looked different than before but now it looks like they're wearing boxes. : Sailor of Fortune
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  Why couldn't they just fire the "warhead" from the ground? : skinlab133
  • because then she couldn't have that sweet "nice shoes" line : d0pamine
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  you obviously don't remember how terrible the cartoon was if you expect a good movie. : NeoMoose
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    GI Joe The Movie absolutely holds up IMO. : skinlab133
    • It holds up my COCK and BALLS. : SkeezPimp
• I thought the trailer looked pretty good with solders jumping over rockets and shit. : Flynn
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  More importantly: Why won't AintItCool redesign? PLEASE REDESIGN YOUR FUCKING INTERNET WEBSITE : jessipoo
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    god I hate everything about that site. HEY GUYS, HARRY HERE AGRAAALAGAHAAHGAGHhHAHhHahhahnnnn GIANT HORR... : mikecyb
    • We've been hating that site for what, 10 years now? Fuck. : brickmatt
• this is going to be Rifftrax GOLD!!! : kallanta
• GO GO GO *dodges bullet in slow motion* I'll probably end up seeing it anyway : shika.art
• TO THE EXTREME! : jingletard
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  I called it on the trailer, but only now do you believe it. You really should listen to my all knowing po... : locater16
  • The source material is shit! : enyakk
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  I'm kinda rooting for the bad guys; they have breasts on their side. And apparently are the underdogs sin... : FlatlineDixay
  • I love this response. +1 lol for you FlatlineDixay : Dr_Cube
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  Back in my day, Duke didn't need a damn exosuit. All he needed was a gun and his right hook : edge198
  • THIS ^^^^ GI Joe was more about cool vehicles and excellent soldiers - not super-fake-ass exosuits. : lordlobo
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  So I'm crazy I guess because I see nothing wrong with that. : rosewood
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    I thought it looked kinda cool =\ : kelbane
    • same :( : smackpiece
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    It's GI Joe for fuck's sake. It was created for 9 year olds. I'm not sure why everyone is expecting Gla... : Halen
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      Gladiator was an average movie. I was shocked it won so many awards. : soggybagel
      • I wish the average movie was that good. : Halen
• They made terrorism fun and sexy. : socksta
• Holy shit that looks that looks terrible. : Ormsbee
• "Mommy, Mommy, I found daddy's special effects box!" : FirstPersonCooter
• Wow, this looks worse than the trailer. : Link.
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  whats wrong with it? : ultramega
  • This has to be an ironic post. I hope... : Link.
  • I agree, looks fine to me. : Smirks D
  • yeah honestly looks like shit blowing up, I don't get the shack and there movie likes/dislikes : mastarp
  • I have no idea, it looks like a dumb and possibly fun summer movie. It's made to sell toys! : nomaad
• Ninjas and cleavage. That's all I need. : Halen
• I think this looks like a silly good time. Why all the hate? : braaains
• Nano suits like that dont look very GI JOE-ish. : gyokuro
• it was better than I expected, but I was expecting pure shit. : red2lucas
• I'd be fine with this if it wasn't called GI Joe. Where's the camo and laser rifles? : spazzium
• It looks retarded plot wise. But seriously did you ever see the cartoons? : sKetchflow
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  Why even have Snake-Eyes in the movie if any schmuck can put one a suit and dodge missiles, leap / grab h... : obiquatro
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    because he does it while wielding a sword and without an exoskeleton? : Halen
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      But if any idiot (Marlon Wayans, I am looking at you) can dodge bullets, exoskeleton or not, then it take... : obiquatro
      • this sub thread is amazing. : stonedonkey
• haha that looks so fucking horrible. : Godhatesfatpeople
• Looks like something I'm not going to see. : baron calamity
• Not available in my region? WTF?! : treefingers1
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  Well the dialog was awful ("nice shoes") and why the fuck would he take the helmet off when jumping to th... : Nitrium
  • The helmet was weighing him down. OBVIOUSLY. : bolneze
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    I thought his helmet got damaged that's why he took it off. : red2lucas
    • the exoskeletons one weakness, flying glass. : Ziz
• Cant maximize video? >:( And haha it looks awful. : bolneze
• Don't care, I still want to see it. : voodooraze
• After the theatrical trailer, was there ever any doubt? : rmjackson
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  it's the suits from Crysis! : moe6
  • Except way way less cool : Begawkiness
• I don't know that it's possible for the eiffel tower to fall at that angle : thekidd
• All that matter is that they have live action PSAs after the end-credits. :) : Gary the Llama