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  he's in your spot! but i would ask for a new spot away from him, because he might just hit your car no... : dahanese
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    i like my spot, i'm against a wall so i never have to worry about door dings :( : FrayLo
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      BUMPER DINGS AND KEY MARKS AHOY! go get the note back so he doesn't fuck you up. he will fester inside... : dahanese
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        i tried to be as polite as possible and i even put an exclamation mark on my "thank you!" :[ : FrayLo
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          Go get a tennis ball, tie it to some string, and then attach the other end of the string to the ceiling s... : Prozium
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            oh my god please do this also set up a webcam for reactions

            May 21, 2009 10:34pm PDT
            oh my god please do this also set up a webcam for reactions : dahanese
• that guy ain't got shit to lose so yeah, he's parking like an asshole : qwpeoriu
• If he isn't parked fully inside his spot, then yes, he is an asshole. There is no gray area here. : riptyde
• I love how his light is busted up. : SockMonkeh
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  LOL @ the boat on top. This guy is a repeat offender? I would hope he isn't so oblivious to know that he ... : MercFox1
  • This leads nicely to the best boat related beer ad ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-zIeJ01oJU : dafugg
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  no hes parked like a guy that isnt anal retentive about parking a car that he most likely doesnt give a s... : mega man
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    i don't care if he doesn't care about his car, he needs to park within the fucking lines. i bet proto ma... : FrayLo
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      I kinda agree with him, your being anal retentive. : AMikaboshi
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        assuming these are regular spaces, it takes a retard to pull over the line consistently. ergo, he does it... : dahanese
        • That logic doesn't really follow dahanese. If he's a retard wouldn't he just not know any better? : ieGod
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        I think Fraylo is a bit more concerned with his car sticking out a bit into the traffic lane. Since his c... : Prozium
        • I'm going with this. : ieGod
      • if being anal retentive about making sure my car is not too far out into the driveway because i think it ... : FrayLo
      • I drive a Hyundai Elantra and you are being fucking ridiculous. Stay inside the god damn motherfucking li... : SockMonkeh
      • he's got a point though. it definitely does increase his chance of getting hit, with his nose hanging out... : mindmann
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        There are lines for a reason, yeah? : felicia
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          but are the lines for the physical limits of the car or just for the wheels? hmm yes indeed : aeg1x
          • INDEED : felicia
          • For the physical limits of the car, unless you are mentally handicapped. : SockMonkeh
        • I agree with you Felicia. <3 : Galadriel07
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        the lines aren't just a suggestion, otherwise they'd be squiggly : derelict515
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          or dashed! : dahanese
          • Oh man, and we could make shapes and have CRAFT TIME. Someone get the safety scissors! : felicia
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          general reply. Will his long ass car fit within the confines of the space without him being over the edge... : AMikaboshi
          • This doesn't fucking MATTER. All of you calling FrayLo anal retentive and shit have no fucking clue what ... : ateam311
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    I hate this post so much. Why is it that you know where the period button is, but you are incapable of u... : ninj0rc
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      I don't know who you are, but I love you. : felicia
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        Woot! : ninj0rc
        • Also: swoon! : ninj0rc
        • You obviously don't know felicia. When she says she loves you, she's telling you that you're a moron and ... : ateam311
  • that people are dumbfucks like this parking asshole who takes other people's space makes me scratch my he... : steelsamurai
  • I kind of agree with you here.. : melt_core
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  No, he's not. You can still park in your space just fine. If you're concerned with the nose of your car b... : edgewise
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    if he had extended that far beyond the side lines, then yeah, he's preventing another car from parking in... : edgewise
    • i see what you're saying, but if i want to get anything out of my trunk i can't back up any further. i t... : FrayLo
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    the more i look at the photos the more i think he just has a very long car and needs to pull in so much j... : AMikaboshi
    • it's a late 70s/early 80s volvo, the car isn't that long, but i should have taken a photo of the rear of ... : FrayLo
  • Fuck that. Lines are lines. Park behind them. : SockMonkeh
  • I wouldn't want to back up any closer to his car. Do you not see the condition of that boat's front bumpe... : ieGod
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  It leaves you no space to use your trunk.. Just ask him to park within the lines, and use the trunk thing... : davidc02
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    "I was just trying to put the last guy I murdered in there and didn't want to scratch your car, in the fu... : SockMonkeh
    • "I have to return some videotapes!!!" : Prozium
    • nice enough : davidc02
• Wow, that's a no win situation man. : swenkcahs
• wtf is that pos doing in your garage? : radicus
• he is what i refer to as a "cock knocker" or "assmonkey" from the condition of his (or her) car all i ca... : QMS|superdave
• Oh, internets. : d fluke
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  thats an 83 volvo station wagon, my first car. id park it like an asshole too. : mindshot
  • you know wat, hes not even parked like an asshole. his tires are behind the line, its just how those cars... : mindshot
• too much negative space. : erotic sock
• Ask yourself this: What would Dwight Schrute do? : Magus
• that car doesn't look like it even passes dmv inspection. get the cops on him. : festivalman
• how long is the guys car? it looks like a long car, does it take up the whole of his space or is there a ... : jjjapan
• what is up with you guys? There are painted lines for a reason and he should stay in the damn lines..any... : IcomeINpeace
• It's fine like that, but I think leaving a note to ask for a little more room is very reasonable. Besides... : sonicdeathwalrus
• seriously hillarious thread. i want to see you leave a precious little note on his window. next morning... : redian
• "bmw douche bag!" : DooBall
• The neutral zone is clearly evident in the photo. He's in violation of the parking pact. Wrap his car in ... : punchdog
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  He probably just has poor judgment of where he is parking. I doubt he is doing it on purpose : maulla
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    but most people that drive volvos are douchebags : maulla
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      but so are a high percentage of BMW drivers. : maulla
      • :[ : CrustaR
    • You mean liberal douchebags, thank you very much. : MisterClaw
• never argue about parking with the guy that has the banged up car. : stgdz
• fraylo you always seem to bring the controversy..whats with you : boomstickah
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  anyone not agreeing with fraylo is a moron : gmd
  • arent you the one parking your bmw in the middle of two spots : feek
  • Jesus fucking Christ the idiocy in this thread makes me so very sad. : ateam311
• yes, that's pretty lame. I don't understand people who can't park their cars. Especially if they aren't... : FormerHPB
• You have the complete right to wire some C4 to his ignition. : Crimsonbeak