Team Fortress 2: The Spy's New Achievements, Valve's Self Awarded 'Fail' Achievement

Gearing up for this Thursday's release of the Sniper-Spy combo update, Valve has released a list of the 35 Spy-specific achievements coming to Team Fortress 2.

In light of the accidental release of its "Meet the Spy" video last weekend, Valve also awarded itself a "corporate achievement."

"Welcome to the internets: Fail to understand what 'Private' means on YouTube," reads the description, with a note: "It's the only way we'll learn."

1. A Cut Above

2. Agent Provocateur

3. Burn Notice

4. Come in From the Cold

5. Constructus Interruptus

6. Counter Espionage

7. Deep Undercover

8. Die Another Way

9. Diplomacy

10. Dr. Nooooo

11. For Your Eyes Only

12. FYI I am a Spy

13. High Value Target

14. Identity Theft

15. Insurance Fraud

16. Is It Safe?

17. Joint Operation

18. May I Cut In?

19. On Her Majesty's Secret Surface

20. Point Breaker

21. Sap Auteur

22. Sapsucker

23. Skullpluggery

24. Slash and Burn

25. Sleeper Agent

26. Spies Like Us

27. Spymaster

28. The Man from P.U.N.C.T.U.R.E.

29. The Man with the Broken Guns

30. The Melbourne Supremacy

31. Triplecrossed

32. Wetwork

33. Who's Your Daddy?

34. You Only Shiv Thrice