Valve's 'Meet the Spy' Video Released, Re-cloaked

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  Once I find a way to save enough cash this game is so mine. It may take a few years. Dammit. : Jobos
  • I assume you are saving for a system too, because the game is cheap. : ElArabDeMagnifico
  • the longer you wait, the better the game will have gotten! : johnwissinger
  • Even if you're ten and get $2 each week in allowance you should have enough by now... : erikman619
  • yeah, the game is 20 dollars. : keithburgun

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• Heh, I immediately tried to read this but couldn't on the current version. Need the steam HD one :p : Beady
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  High res version is out. Here's a screen capture for ya: http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8787/spy.jpg : scary_monster
  • And their hilarious!! LMAO! : scary_monster
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    They apparently leaked it on purpose... http://www.lithfaq.com/layer/leak.jpg : Layer0730
    • yeah I noticed that :p lol@ 'Behind You' and 'Needs Roommate' : scary_monster

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• YO MAMMA! : myfasha
• Your momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! : DM7
• Sounds like your mom was fucked by a Spy. : Godhatesfatpeople
• well good for you : buzzbat
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  Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World. : [7]kami
  • Damn that's cold. : h0cake
  • I told this one to my brother tonight and milk came out of his nose. Also my mother sat next to him. : Snipergen
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  you kidding? that was a great yo mama delivery! : greydog
  • as a true connoisseur of all good 'yo mama' jokes, that was by far the absolute best set up EVER for a yo... : Flakmanz
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  Yo momma so <adjective>, she <action that exaggerates adjective>. : Fuzzmatang
  • Ziiing! : Egretsan
• Mom bombs are the highest form of comedy : Serpico74
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  Are you kidding? It was necessary set up for the "and now he's here to fuck US!" line, which was absolute... : quadeh
  • Exactly, it was a setup for a better line! Their humor in the videos is superb. I'm pretty impressed wi... : spyrext
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  Your momma so ugly she was glad when you were born cuz it took the heat off her. : Smirks D
  • lol i've never heard this one before : MrBig0
• Yo momma so fat that if she turns around next to a light bulb she runs the risk of developing life on her... : ramshot
• what's it like leading a humorless existence? : dromo5
• Yo mama got so many rings around her stomach, she gotta screw her underwear on. : D-OveRMinD

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  Censoring swear words always adds a comedic value. : stgdz
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    Yeah, just look at Arrested Development! : Leviathan41
    • Bingo. : Gary the Llama
  • it's true. it's much funnier censored. : synapse19
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  This is pretty much in line with servers kicking people off for swearing in a game that encourages you to... : ArtilleryMarker
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    Exactly, the games rated mature, you kill people with guns, yet in some servers your not allowed to swear... : ReckHavoc
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      No it's really not. This is "cartoon violence". : Godhatesfatpeople
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        No, actually it's not. Violence is violence, this is a video game, not a cartoon. : ReckHavoc
        • Don't be sarcastic. You know what I mean. : Godhatesfatpeople
      • "Cartoon violence" is an anvil falling on someone's head, after which they see stars or birds or somethin... : thetangent
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      We kick people off our server for swearing since it seems every teenager on the internet feels the need t... : ShrimpScampie
      • Swearing just isn't for teenagers you know! I'm 33 with a wife and I kid. When I join a server I want t... : gid
• It's a comedic design. : Godhatesfatpeople
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  Violence is perfectly in our society, remember? : datim
  • *acceptable : datim
  • I actually think your first version is more accurate: it's perfectly in our society. : AxeMan808
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  Speaking of which what is the Demoman saying when they cut out part of his tirade? Yes tirade. : bolneze
  • racial epithets : Sailor of Fortune
• Could also be ratings boards. They monitor advertisements as well as the games themselves. : cannelbrae
• and mention sexual relations with someone's mother and whatnot. yeah, low class. : yacoub35

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  i cloak as the scout quite often, you run faster than all other classes cloaked : donkeycrock
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    This cannot be true, right? He's trolling us? Spies have a max speed that = spies, right? : IHATEDUST
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      He is wrong. The Spy walks as fast as the Pyro, Engineer and Sniper. When he disguises as Demoman, Soldie... : isy2736
      • ^^^this : Poooks
• I disguise as scout. : papaskot
• lol, I actually disguise as scout the most. He runs faster that way too. : scary_monster

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• good for you : RikiTiki2
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  That was really sad man. You need to put down games all together and walk away. : dookiebot
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    Why cause I don't accept any seed gaming companies spooge at me? Sweet, here you go young man: http://www... : G346
    • oh man vgcats comic strip handy for a reply too. : Godhatesfatpeople
    • it's usually adolescents who go out of their way to refer to someone as a "young man"... : dromo5
    • You busted that out for a hit against... TF2? There are plenty of craptastic console-infected PC games o... : The_Archon
    • Ahahahaha, "young man"! :D : thetangent
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  I'm sorry, what? I know the collision detection isn't the greatest, but I've got 150 hours as a Spy an... : lerlerson
  • its because HE SUCKS AS SPY : niceguynick
• Goodbye! : watcherxp
• No one cares : Godhatesfatpeople
• cool story brohamster : TheIneffableBob
• Why you should re-meet the spy? Maybe because he gets new possibilities? Maybe he is better now. : Johnnsen
• wassup gee three fo' six you seem to have issues, brah : [7]kami
• What a Liar! Pffft. A sun outside... : IHATEDUST

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• SOULJAH! EES SPY!! : The_Archon

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• MENTLEGEN! : MamiyaOtaru
• GENTLEMENTLEMENTLEMENTLEMEN. : slackshoe
• http://lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/gentlemen.jpg : Postal
• http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/70530182/Gentlemen/ ahahaha man these never get old : Sapiens
• Haha I thought that was a great nod. : timaste

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  To be fair, you could still say the protagonist from this video is from the Red team since he kills them ... : zehh
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    As a member of Blu team, I find this Red team bias from the creators unacceptable. : hawke
    • You must admit though, that if you're going to snipe, it is easier on the blue team as the blue sight pro... : Skyburst101
    • Dude, Red wins more often. It is a TF2 fact. Check out the stats page, the RvB statistics are second from... : el_bandito
    • Red team is always on the defensive. They are a peaceful people. : Sailor of Fortune
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  NERF RED TEAM!1!!!1!@@? : oscrogo
  • I concur. : ReckHavoc

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• its what happens in game : Slyvena
• that'll probably be in the Meet the Pyro : Dschinghis Khan

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  You should write valve a letter about it. : watcherxp
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    Straight to Gabe : Durajim
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      gaben@valve.com : wwonderboy334
      • It's @valvesoftware.com isn't it? : AlexW1203
      • It's gaben@valvesoftware.com : bloodypalace
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  I believe you can't take the briefcase when ure in disguised : David32
  • Bingo. : Godhatesfatpeople
  • haha yeah that changed... i picked it up accidentaly a couple times before that hehehe : barichnikov
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    Actually you CAN take the intel when you're disguised. You CANNOT take the briefcase when you're cloaked! : bloodypalace
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      yep the case still triggers your disguise off. i really hate it when you're trying to take out a sentry d... : datoo
      • Just have your sapper ready :p : Snipergen

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• ^^^^^ : tavis
• No, the real scout's mom. : Skrynkelberg

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• Yeah, it's pretty damn cool shame I suck at it! : node
• Of course if you're like me you shoot everyone anyway. : Pneum0
• yeah its what I love about the spy, it can be so rewarding if you pull things off. Used to play him a lot... : niceguynick
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  This is why so many people whine about the spy. They just disguise and run toward the enemy, wondering wh... : Beady
  • Feigning in TFC for the most part was utterly useless. Everyone always checked the bodies that didn't "di... : Godhatesfatpeople
• i dont bother with any of that. i prefer not to be seen at all : papaskot
• I did that in Quake Wars when I stole an enemy disguise. : Derringer

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  like the demoman's throwable dynamite? don't read too much into it : RikiTiki2
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    Yeah, but that video of the demoman was released before the game so changes like that make sense. : mrwolf710
    • well, if sappers are throwable, then corpses are carryable and teammates can be headshotted and their hea... : RikiTiki2
    • How about grenades that explode on contact with the enemy/machines even after bouncing and draw sentry fi... : AlexW1203
• Doubt it. I considered it, but I paused it, and the sapper is identical to normal sappers. : lerlerson
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  no, there are some inaccuracies in the video. for instance, spies cannot carry bodies. this travesty wi... : Luminair
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    THIS IS A TRAGEDY. : fortyseven203
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      THIS IS A TRAVESTY. : Veegeezee
      • Oh hell, I knew I'd screwed that up. ;) : fortyseven203
      • OH THE HUMANITY : mrwolf710
    • I'M MAKING A NOTE HERE; HUGE oh god i can't : xsoulbrothax
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    He also attacks someone while disguised! : Beady
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      No he doesn't O.o he ditches the disguise at the end, and before that, he claims one after putting the me... : PanDaruBox
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        He has the medic, disguises as a medic and then clobbers the medic and takes his glasses. : Beady
        • His disguise consisted of more than a paper plate! Bogus! : the_burd

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• Damn I didnt even catch that. : bolneze

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• yes please : foo

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• gamers' desire? lol : RikiTiki2
• Glad I'm not the only one who wants a TF2 movie or series. : aqtrans

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• It's not as if they haven't surpassed themselves before. :) : David Craddock

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  They'd have to get it approved by Microsoft if they wanted their logo in their. I don't blame them for no... : node
  • their there : node
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    thats because the update hasn't come to the 360 yet, and its not coming to the PS3, so to avoid false hyp... : swizzler121
    • But this has nothing to do with the class update. It's a "Meet the" video promoting Orange Box/TF2. : Scoots06
• Nobody likes consoles. Seriously, it's warm, not cold. : Meadows.TR
• Well they can advertise it with a TF2-only box for the PC, never did come out with one like that for the ... : Schnapple

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• No it's not o.o;;; : PanDaruBox

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• Agreed.. keep getting better and better :D : ClawHammR

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• Why are they calling into doubt weather or not it's an official video? Obviously it is. : Durajim