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• Sorry, I clicked lol out of guilt for actually laughing out loud. : rosewood
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  What's funny about that? Just the fact that she's been doing hardcore for years leaving nothing to the i : Lunatic Angelic
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    It's just doomed to failure. Even if she does an amazing job her history in porn will effectively bla... : InfoBiter
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      I think you're stuck in an older mentality about the adult industry. Jenna Jameson and a few others have ... : haiku
      • until her ass explodes : gmd
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        I'm not disagreeing with her ability but I think the general populace as a whole is still way to conserva... : InfoBiter
        • Just because she starts making mainstream films doesn't mean she is going to be cast in a wild and zany s... : haiku
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        why is everyone saying she is a genius? If she is so godamn smart why is getting rammed by cocks the best... : Jackass1233
        • think about that for a bit and get back to me :/ : askedrelic
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          Hey guys making money having sex is dumb and she is a stupid whore! : grendel
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            he just said she isn't brilliant, she is smart but not brilliant. If I had a body like hers though I wo... : gmd
            • I thought the one thing she didn't do was black guys. I didn't bring that up to her. : Lunatic Angelic
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            Your right, porn stars are all godamned scientists, I had no idea they must just REALLY LOVE SEX!!!!!!!! ... : Jackass1233
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              don't post : JINKY
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                hey thanks for the excellent advice jinky!! : Jackass1233
                • Too bad it wont stick. : Smirks D
            • I wonder what the income spread is for porn stars compared to scientists, throughout both their careers. ... : ieGod
        • yeah jesus what a dumb whore cunt slut i hate her : JINKY
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          Watch some interviews of her. : abrasion
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            how about you just call me when she cures cancer? : Jackass1233
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              you are on fire. like a retard with a match at a chevron : hamachi
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                well see whose laughing when you get cancer and she's the one working on the cure : Jackass1233
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                  sounds like I'd prefer that to you doing it : derelict515
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                    funny, since I've actually done leukemia research, as opposed to you know, swallowing cocks. Oh wait, tha... : Jackass1233
                    • Ohhhhhh I see. Some posts must have hit a nerve. I can see your thinking here now. She's a porn star's : ShekkyBoy
                    • you really never have anything constructive to post do you? : derelict515
                    • your trolls are terrible but your persistence is admirable. : datoo
                    • Of course a seemingly random standard of genius turns out to be something you have done. : vigilante
                    • Hahaha you really are a jackass. : ieGod
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                      ^^ lol at sasha grey e knights : gmd
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                        she is a genius gmd she is the leonardo davinci of being fucked : boring gegtik
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                          she painted the mona lisa with her cunt sweat : gmd
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                            i drink my own piss therefore I am -descartes2 : boring gegtik
                            • eot : gmd
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              so because she hasn't cured cancer, she isn't a genius. because there is no cure for cancer, then ther... : RikiTiki2
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                sure, and we can just go ahead and keep applying that; if being able to not sound completely retarded dur... : Jackass1233
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                  Well you're failing that test in this thread so I guess she's smarter than you. : uncleanmonkey
                  • ICE BURN : r3dn3ck
        • there's a rolling stone article aobut her that paints her in a very positive light. : edgewise
        • she could be lazy in addition to being smart i guess. : wetard
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          No genius, but she is definitely smarter and way cooler than you might think. http://www.youtube.com/w... : invisible_kid
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            Oh God, the version I linked has stupid comments it pauses on. Oh well. It's her on Tyra Banks and she ma... : invisible_kid
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              It's not hard to make Tyra look dumb. : Godhatesfatpeople
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                lol, touche. Also, OH MY GOD don't watch the link I posted it's so annoying, I can't find the regular ... : invisible_kid
                • I don't know., this link is pretty great. It just taught me about ass to mouth. : Senate5000
            • This version is the good one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S64RTGI2vrc&feature=related : abrasion
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        She's a genius!!! : soggybagel
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          He's not far off, she is really fucking quick on her feet and a font of information and classical argumen : Lunatic Angelic
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            From minute one, she's known exactly what she is doing. She turned 18, fired off an email to the biggest ... : haiku
            • Thing is, she is really fucking boring in porn. Like, yeah she's an athlete but she is Tim Duncan...way ... : soggybagel
            • For now I will take your word for it Haiku, until I can do more porno research on this lady : Jackass1233
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              What step # is the one where she pissed into a glass and drank it? : bipolar
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                sexual athletes consider that gatorade : qwpeoriu
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                  Yeah she is pretty much endorsed by piss now. : haiku
                  • Anal Maniacs 144 - Where Amazing Happens : soggybagel
                • hahaha : fishbone
            • I think of you as a sexual athlete : Luminair
            • Full admiration and respect. lol. : randomposter
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              Are sexual athletes allowed to use performance enhancing drugs in the O'limp-dicks? : Lightzout
              • Fuckin' lol : Bobajojo
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              I don't consider business savvy sufficient criteria for a person to qualify as highly intelligent. It's ... : ayesel
              • why have I not noticed how awesome you are before now? : PlanetPerfecto
            • Guess i'll have to research her work too. : [7]kami
        • you guys would call a male pornstar a genius, why the double standard? : RikiTiki2
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          sounds like a genius: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmdUdYLN22A&feature=related douche nozzle! : papaskot
          • i can't find any of her used enema bags on ebay, she's missing out on a lucrative market. some genius ! : qwpeoriu
      • the internet has brought porn to the mainstream moreso than any individual star. The amount of porn avail... : edgewise
      • Drinking assmilk from other chicks assholes for years might inspire her to get an Oscar now. : Godhatesfatpeople
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        You're falling for the carefully-crafted PR hype. If she really has all the assets you claim she has, sh... : LemonJoose
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          Maybe she just loves sucking cock. : FlatlineDixay
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            Have you ever seen a cock? No one would willingly put one of those nasty things in his and or her mouth. : rosewood
            • Stop ruining my dreams! : FlatlineDixay
    • good thing she plays a prostitute then : dantastic
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      Ron Jeremy and Traci Lords did plenty of movies during and after their porn careers. : Ride-My-Rocket
      • Yeah! And they aren't punchlines. Oh wait... : weaselmeister
    • Chloe Sevigny sucked dick and she still gets work. Also, it's such glaring hypocrisy to sit here and enjo... : Fred Garvin
  • Yea, she isn't horsing around : rosewood
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  lol it's a porno without the porn? : askedrelic
  • http://www.spike.com/hub/pgporn : InfoBiter
• Yes, she's attempting to penetrate the mainstream acting scene, aside from her existing career as an adul... : lightly inclined
• that girl does some crazy ass shit, i would be scared to fuck her : qwpeoriu
• Rolling Stone has an interesting profile of her in this month's issue. Not online yet, but it will be ... : notd665
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  It looks like a completely terrible movie. : LemonJoose
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    star trek also looked like dawsons creek in space : FrayLo
    • only if you viewed it with Downs Syndrome-colored glasses : acheron
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  Saw it in April - it's bloody terrible and (shockingly), Sasha Grey is a horrid actress. : Super Sparker
  • Dun dun duuuuuun!!!!! : Godhatesfatpeople
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  can someone link to her work? seriously? : sludge vohaul
  • http://lmgtfy.com/?q=free+sasha+grey+video : Caboose
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  How about we wait and see the actual performance. She has a rather wooden delivery in her previous work. : d fluke
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    you don't understand, she's a fucking genius : fishbone
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      She's the Tetris-master of cock. : MagicWishMonkey
      • she won the nobel prize in anal gaping : alexthegreat2
• just watched this xbox video marketplace. She wasnt bad, good but minimal. The movie was boring. Its not... : Cygnus X-1
• This interview with her is really damn good: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/files/2009/05/sasha-grey.htm... : zuga

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• What is Evony and How Do I Get Started? Evony is a web-based MMO with a slick Flash interface. It looks : Ride-My-Rocket
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  Who's Playing Already? There are 69 members of the Shaqnews alliance right now. kpxkrnjc is the founder : Ride-My-Rocket
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    what info do i need to post to get on the list? my city name? (lord) Hotsauze city: Hotsauce : Break
    • Just posting your in-game name is enough, since all I record is Shackname and Evony name. : Ride-My-Rocket
  • dromo5 = dromo5 : dromo5
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    <--- Gimpy : Ecks
    • Wow, I fail. : Ecks
  • deadfish= TorrianKel : deadfish
  • i am naabs : naabster
  • Theothran, City name Theopolis 789, 313 : theo20185
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  Noob Guides, Tricks & Assorted Helpful Info 1) Do not upgrade your Town Hall to Level 5. Doing so will : Ride-My-Rocket
  • That tax rate tip is awesome. I have a kitchen timer set to go off every 15 minutes so I can renew the d... : herradura99
  • This looks interesting... : MacemanInTW
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  vov1n, if you're on, try to take over that forest northeast touching your capital. that empire dude has ... : ]pm[chem
  • If anyone needs lumber for building, let me know in-channel. I have 1m units on the market and another 1... : Ride-My-Rocket
• ok, I am going to give it a go. : byorn
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  i just have one question with this game.... is there something specific that'll raise population? i have... : Break
  • taxes @ 50% or less, and employment opportunities (build + upgrade sawmills, sell extra lumber on marketp... : ]pm[chem
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  I beat up some guy! : edgewise
  • In the game? : buzzbat
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  Need more people to join so chem stops telling us to bump the thread so more of you will join. For tho... : fuell
  • well, we chat a lot in game, so the thread gets less traffic :P it needs attention too! : ]pm[chem
  • Food is looking expensive these days @ 0.065 per unit. : Ride-My-Rocket
• Late night bump for chem! He made me do it. : buzzbat
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  I gotta start selling some of this lumber I'm sitting on in order to keep the research going. How high h... : hiloopy
  • it's hovering near 0.21 now ; other resources are down too : ]pm[chem
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  server down? : edgewise
  • im having problems getting in as well.. : crust
  • Shit happens like thrice each day : d fluke
  • server is down every few hours now for me.. did we break anything? : naabster
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  my 7 days of noob protection is almost up -- I'm going town hall 5 now. YYYEEEARRRRGGHHH! : ]pm[chem
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    Is there any way to tell in game how much time you have left? : stonedonkey
    • I don't think so. I wish they had a rough estimate of it when you mouse over the Noob-Protection wreath ... : Ride-My-Rocket
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  DOES THIS GAME REQUIRE ME TO FLEET SAVE OR CAN I GO HAVE DINNER IN PEACE? : Slowtreme
  • I don't think anyone knows yet.. : stonedonkey
  • I must know as well. I still wake up in cold sweats at night wondering if my fleet is safe until morning... : darcspeed
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    It's got Care Bear fleetsaving. All you need to do is build a L4 Marketplace, set up an offer for each r... : Ride-My-Rocket
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      but what about my people/army/vehicles whatever. If I casually head out to play catch with my kids will I... : Slowtreme
      • You've got two options for when your army is in your city. You can set in your rally point to have the c... : Agrona
  • what's fleet save? I have no problem stopping to go get dinner. : Agrona

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• Almost everytime something blows up I automatically think Y{LUDICROUS GIBS}Y. : AgentPothead
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  "What are ya buyin'?" : ImageOmega
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    "Ahhh, I'll buy that at a high price." : dancingpolkabear
    • this game needs a shawn elliot mod... WHAT'S GONNA SELL? : Dave-A
  • Also, all the Warcraft II peon/peasant voices. "Yes, me lord." : ImageOmega
• I often find myself muttering, "It's so cold...my nipples are like eraser-heads" from Serious Sam. : lunatyk
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  Also, and odd choice from Diablo... the blacksmiths hearty Scottish WELL? WOT CANNAE DO FOR YA?!? : Dave-A
  • WELL HELLO THERE. STAY AWHILE AND LISTEN. (my Deckard Cain voice is also my Sean Connery voice) : crimrOw
• "I had a good feeling!" : kallanta
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  Milkman Conspiracy. All of it. : Deathlove
  • Ha Yes I forgot about that! : SonicusZ
  • Psychonauts? : Topsiderover
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  If you've come for the fork, you'll be sorely disapointed. : abrasion
  • WHY ARE WE FIGHTING WE SHOULD BE WORKING TOGETHER *beats abrasion to death with own severed limb* : Dave-A
  • I still use this one occasionally, but no one gets it. : spyrext
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  "I SPEEL MY DRINK" : bashildy@speakeasy.net
  • I say this out loud plenty of times when I'm all alone. : DrWaffles
  • ALL OVAH MY UNIFORM! : MercFox1
  • Yea, I still do this all the time. I even laughed my ass off the first time I actually encountered those ... : famine101
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  not obscure but "C-c-c-c-combo breaker" : zakazi
  • (or "Somehow, we don't think so") : zakazi
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  I always quote bits and pieces of The Journeyman Project in everyday speech. Especially the phrase "lulle... : Shadsy
  • wow, almost forgot at that game. : mobab
• I say Shields up, weapons online occasionally. : coldfusioncs
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  STAY AWHILE... STAY FOREVER!!! Impossible Mission, C64 : trOmblyj
  • Destroy him, my ro-buts! : Dave-A
  • Holy fuck. How did I miss this when I posted mine?? : zipper76
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  "ahh life-giving water, nectar of the gods, Graham can now feel strength and renewal flowing through him"... : Yabrodan
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    Yabrodan do you actually walk around saying this? : Dave-A
    • Only upon achieving full release. : lolpatrol
• Whenever I'm driving or just generally unfocused I say "Eyes forward Fox," which is what Falco says to yo... : Atma Weapon
• Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen : jigstah
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  "I SAID COME IN, DON'T STAND THERE!" And "I FEAR NO EVIL, FOR I AM FEAR INCARNATE!" : cptn.peachfuzz
  • GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER! : Mad Brahmin Disease
• "I have no name ... I'M A GHOST." Just don't look at my last name imprinted on my gear. : hoov1185
• Around my Russian friend I like to say, "I spill my drink!" Oh Deus Ex, how I love you. : lplasmatron
• "That's a negatory, Ace" from Maniac in Wing Commander IV : Head Rush
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  Sound effects from Mortal Kombat. : DooBall
  • "Whoopsie!" : Gojirah
  • "Toasty!" : Goblin au
• "Yep, I've been drinkin again" said some bum in GTAIII : Don King Kong
• "A winner is you" or modified into "A winner is me" from Pro Wrestling. : Mecha Tofu Pirate
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  "I'd buy that for a dollar" : esmokah
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    Super Smash TV rules!! : lefthighkick
    • "NO WAAY!" : peetabix01
    • Was originally from Robocop (1987), ripped off by Smash TV (1990). Geekman, away! : CoreContingency
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  Lots of stuff from the Red Alert games. : NastyJack
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    Hi speed, low drag. : gnoleb
    • A little C4 knockin' at ya door. : -JLN-
• already there!, analyzing schematics and other random shit from C&C has popped up Also, it's "they'll ... : delataur
• "Stay awhile......stay forever!" or sometimes I'll just mutter "Marius..." : zipper76
• I'm always singing "I thank the lord each day for the apocalypse" : calioptrix
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  I think of reload animations all the time. I know, it's a bit weird, but bear with me... Ever since H... : the archvile
  • and to sort of establish my nerdiness in this odd fascination: http://the_archvile.shackspace.com/nerf... : the archvile
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  Not very obscure, but hadouken, shoryuken, and psycho crusher : RikiTiki2
  • Also "reticulating splines" : RikiTiki2
  • I used to do actual psycho crushers everytime I went swimming in middle school. : DooBall
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  "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum" is an everyday line for me. : rosewood
  • (And "Boom shakalaka") : rosewood
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    I'm pretty sure that's from They Live. : capt tripps
    • DN3D pretty much stole every line from everything forever. : Shadsy
• FOR THE HOOOOOORDE (not obscure, not muttered) : johnwissinger
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  Whenever I'm playing any video game, my sister will say "I can't carry anymore" at me, making fun of the ... : shyguy74
  • oh yeah I used to get that too. or diablo's I HAVEN'T GOT A SPELL READY : Dave-A
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  "Rip Burger you're dumber than dirt!" : ADSliv
  • Sometimes I sing the song... Put my head in a basket cause I had a tankful. When she blew my gasket I sy... : Pacalon
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  "Stay Awhile and Listen," "Wizard needs food badly" : Omning
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    ^^ Gauntlet quotes are the best. ^^ : JarEme
    • Haha, yes they are. On occasion I will do the Gauntlet hurt sound "UNNNGH" : kikilupo
  • Red Valkyrie is IT! Red valkyrie is about to die! Of course I played on an AT iirc : dafugg
• Diablo or Duke Nukem quotes : Link.
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  "YOU... I[ARE FINISHED]I... HERE" Some strangely paused quote from an 80s jungle combat arcade game, the... : cerealSAM2
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    Operation Wolf. : skinlab133
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      http://www.fraserking.co.uk/arcade/screenshots/operation-wolf-3.png : skinlab133
      • Awesome... that's it. : cerealSAM2
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  "That was left handed" : ass-street
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    That game deserved more love. : Sailor of Fortune
    • Damn it I was thinking of Renegade : Sailor of Fortune
  • Got a present for ya! : IHATEDUST
• THE FUTURE IS OURS. I'M READY TO TRACK : boomstickah
• "Another day, another septim" from Oblivion : niceguynick
• rise of the triad! such a fun goofy game in mp. : hamachi
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  HaHA! (hands on hips) - from Fable : johnwissinger
  • When you catch a fish in Fable, he does that "HaHA!" laugh. I do that every day. : Legolas5
• "How appropriate, you fight like a cow." : SigENeaT
• I used to quote BG when talking to my ferrets: "You're a long-tongued newt!" : Bold
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  Not obscure, but I often say HMMMMMMMMM in the same mannerism as Snake. : DrWaffles
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    "Rogan?" from Age of Empires. : DrWaffles
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      And "WOLOLOOOOOO" from Age of Empires 2. Man, I miss the sound chat spam at the start of each game. : DrWaffles
      • I used "Fisk!" (from British fishermen) quite heavily for a while. : Tissen
      • Daaaaad gum! Aiieeeooohh yoyo. Neeneeneeee. : Pacalon
    • "Almost!" : crummynz
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      Hey, nice town. : xjdrake32
      • Nice town. I'll take it. : Pacalon
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  I WINNER IS YOU! : kaewan
  • gg proofreading. : kaewan
• "Want some rye? Course ya do!" From some zork or myst game I think? : mizterd99
• Come BAAAACCK! from 7th Guest when quiting the game. : baron calamity
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  WE BUILD FOR CHINA : Slowtreme
  • Building the chinese empire! : hirez
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    I always thought it was "China has big Generals!" but it is actually, "China has been Generous." : Sailor of Fortune
    • hahahah : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • CHINA PROTECT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee.... : full_bleed
  • Nobody will notice their money is missing! : GodZilly
  • Can i have some shoes? : Slowtreme
  • LAPTOP IN HAND! : wwonderboy334
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  My wife and still ask each other if "you want some rye? 'course ya do" from Return to Zork. : mrwolf710
  • haha, that's gold : nutcrackr
• "Hope this isn't Chris' blood!" : Geoffrois
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  Mostly quotes from Jagged Alliance 2 "Damn it to hell!" "A Lion is now in our path" : Sailor of Fortune
  • Hard work and clean living pays off! : Fayk
  • Does the new nintendo ds version have all those ja2 quotes? : dafugg
• Also I mumble about "Wallstreet Fat cats" like the chinese radio transmission from fallout three when rea... : baron calamity
• Hmmm, let me try that again... or i don't spelunk : r3dn3ck
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  When I don't have enough money to buy something and I'm with friends, I'll say "INSUFFICIENT FUNDS" in a ... : Legolas5
  • Also, "You were almost a Jill sandwich!" : Legolas5
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    Insufficient Funds would make a good band name : RikiTiki2
    • "leeroooooy jeeeeeenkies" : skelom
• Marine! Bravo Team is down; their operational status is unknown. They were carrying a military transmissi : the archvile
• "I...I feel so cold." BG! :D : Rice-Rocketeer
• Usually unit quotes from C&C games. "RUBBER SHOES IN MOTION" : NFXFSX
• Die by the very weapons you adore! : Chod
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  DRONE RIOTS : DonkeyPopsicle
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    NUTRIENT RESOURCES : cptn.peachfuzz
    • Haha. Oh man, I've heard that so many times : Judecca
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  Two more I just thought of .. the strained MEIN LEIBEN from Wolf3D, and the AAAHHHHHH of the headless bom... : Dave-A
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    haha, mein leiben for me. : crummynz
    • It's "mein leben". "ei" in German is pronounced "eye". : Marrbe
  • I prefer their SCHUTZSTAFFEL and the white-uniformed dudes' SPEE-ON!! : Mad Brahmin Disease
• "Would you care for a frosty beverage?" from the Morocco mission in NOLF. : deject
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  Casualty. You know, from Myth. Muttered flatly when somebody in hockey gets fucking smoked or I watch... : gnomish
  • good one! : wwonderboy334
• "I'm just an old man. Plus... me balls are saggy." from Giants: Citizen Kabuto. : Caboose
• "SLIPPY NOOOOO!!!!" : noknyc
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  True story: The other day we were going to lunch together, but we were waiting on a coworker who is no : DOOManiac
  • I hate that guy! I'd always get to the point when I'd just leave without them. : Dave-A
• WELCOME TO BONUS STAGE from Shinobi. : pigvomit
• The undreaming is unchained : Cheeziologist
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  Hudda hudda! TF2 Pyro. : Thresher
  • Gah, that was supposed to read Hudda hudda hudda! : Thresher
• STORM THE FRONT! : SockMonkeh
• "Good Luck!" The Dog Commander from Star Fox 64 : notdeadyeti
• One of my favorites is "GOT A PRESENT FOR YA!!" : warcrow
• What was that noise? oh just a box : Mondo
• youuuuu - tenchu : Mondo
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  I often mutter YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH : Vantage
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    This explain why people want to brick you in the face :( : d fluke
    • That, and the music. : GodZilly
• Worms quotes, like: "Reinforcements, SIR!" and "I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!" : MercFox1
• Wizard needs food badly! : Arcanum
• NFL Street when you are on fire (or whatever the term is) "IM COMIN! HERE I COOOOME!" I dont know why, bu... : jarek99
• Starcraft - Edmund Duke - "Should work" : flagg209
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  Its howdy doody time kiddies, the baad man is here! : AMikaboshi
  • Oh god, that game... so many good memories. : silentw
• "Run you peegeons, it's Robert Frost!" and "Viva la revolucion!!!" : Kaiser
• "Logan! I thought you died?" "I DID!" never actually played that game. sure did watch the trailer a lo... : pyide
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  THANK YOOOUUUU!!! - Beedle from Wind Waker. : DasCracky
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    Careful or you might get stabbed to death. >:( : DOOManiac
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      I don't get it :( : DasCracky
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        Beedle was the most annoying fucker in that game, even more so than Tinglebell or whatever the fuck his n... : DOOManiac
        • Good call. : DasCracky
• Garage door opens.... Reactor: Online Sensors: Online Weapons: Online All systems nominal *bldu... : Grimmadog
• Lots of CS stuff go go go! : shackwack
• "That's quite a treasure you've got in that Horadric Cube." : gnoleb
• Pretty much random guard comments from Thief. Especially the double entendreish ones. HaHAH How's THIS : randomposter
• "No need to go down there." : sasoi
• "build more farms", "we're ready, I'm not ready!", "what choo want?" Warcraft "its the first race of the... : radula
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  ZE ENEMY IS VEAKENED! : uncle slappy
  • Ve need a ninja-deer! : obiquatro
• BIG... MONEY... BIG... PRIZES... I LOVE IT! : stelth
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  "I'm not puttin' my lips on that" : cygnus
  • "Open up, Todd! Oh yeah, I knocked him out." : David Craddock
• [Tonya Voice] I'm on it! [/Tonya Voice] : ra1n
• "Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!" : Frozen Pixel
• "Rocket Lawncha!" from Metal Slug : ghostmac
• "I need food I need Food I need Food" Age of Empires : yautja
• "Give me a plan" : mindmann
• Quake 3 Announcer - "Excellent!" : PointlesS76
• GGHGHGGOOOGHHHSSGGHHHHTTTTBBBBBUUUSSSHSHHHSTTTTEERRRRRSSSHHZZZ *whistle pop* Ghostbusters, C64. : abrasion
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  Wise Fwom Your Gwave! : DOOManiac
  • Welcome to your DOOM! : Goblin au
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  "Shazbot". Use it on a daily basis. : Sgt_Boomstick
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    They made a Mork & Mindy videogame? Awesome. : DOOManiac
    • ...Tribes : Sgt_Boomstick
  • As do I. : jeffcox111
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  "Down the pipe, bye, bye, bye" : naios
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    It's "We're in the pipe, five by five." And it's originally an Aliens quote. : Arcanum
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      I got it wrong so long ago and have been saying it wrong ever since. : naios
      • Same for me and how I pronounced "Deus Ex" (Doos Ex) Now when I talk about it, except around one perso... : tomservo
    • and why the fuck does the pilot say "five by five" there? that normally means "loud and clear" : retardhumper
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  not exactly a videogame quote, but, there was this microsoft sidewinder controller advertisement back in ... : TimeDoctor
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    How did nobody mention Altered Beast's "Power up!" and "Rise from your grave!" My bro and I like to call ... : shwortdogg
    • Definitely "Riiiise from your gwaaaaave." : mopic42
    • You were almost a Jill sandwich! : TimeDoctor
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  I don't say it, but I type 'C1' all the time : Just A Girl
  • roger that : TehRealPippy
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  Agents are ... GO! : threeup
  • Skills for kills, Agent. : DOOManiac
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  "Acknowledge" said with some Red Alert swarthiness on there. : el_bandito
  • "Ja? Incred'bl!" : crummynz
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  IT'S OFFICIAL.....YOU SUCK. : AgentPothead
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    DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH : skryte
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      TOASTY! : AgentPothead
      • Haha, yeah, I've got a mate that shouts this pretty much every time he throws a Molotov in L4D. : etherealrhythm
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  "Want some rye? 'Course you do!" : bipolar
  • Same here, but you have to finish it: "Here's to us!" "Who's like us?" "Daaaamn few!" "And they're aaaa... : mopic42
  • damn that was memorable, there was no internet or messageboards back then but i knew people everywhere we... : Chandler55
  • i was going to post this next : yautja
  • yes! : sasoi
• MGS4: Old Snake when he thumps his lower back and makes the grimacing sound. HAHHNNNGhh. : tomservo
• I say maximum a lot, the way the suit from Crysis says it. Often when I am playing a game with someone I : Begawkiness
• "deaaaaaaattttttthhhhhhh" from Black & White : cygnus
• "They came from... behind!" : mopic42
• no : buzzbat
• You gotta do what? I GOTTA BELIEVE! babapbadoobapbap : SiW.
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  "Can't buy a bucket!" and of course "HE'S ON FIRE!" Here's a refresher http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_... : devi| dog
  • boom shakalakalaka I say this all the time in bed : spiderfill
• i say "skills for kills, agent" randomly and it terrifies people. : retarded talking dinosaur
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  "SOUP'S ON!" --Soup, 11th Hour. "*slurrrrp* I feel like I could... TAKE ON THE WORLD" --Purple tentacle,... : d fluke
  • "Damn the facilites, Sam! I need to use the bathroom!" --Max : d fluke
• Not really obscure but every time I eat something tasty "OM NOM NOM NOM" : gimpness
• Random stuff from Shadow Warrior... ie. "Who wanta some wang?" : Judicus
• I have no fucking idea what game it's from but I keep saying "Watch how they grow" in the odd midevil acc... : Malku
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  "Pills here!!" : Bobajojo
  • "Grabbing some peels!" : famine101
  • Grabbin peelz! : -JLN-
• On occasion I express "Lumps of rotten flesh fell off my arm". Also used it several times on diffrent cel... : JesperKarlsson
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  "I can't use these two things together." : famine101
  • the dig? : sparkly
  • agatha christie and then there were none? : handofthrawn
  • Monkey Island? : dlr(2)
• "I have awoken" -dawn of war : needlez
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  what has befallen my people?! : TimeDoctor
  • they look to be diseased... : TimeDoctor
• MMMM!! Fresh meat!! : davantalus
• pretty much everything from zero wing : ninjase
• Scorpion's "GET OVER HERE!", mario's "IT'S-A ME!" : purekillforce
• "GODLIKE!!" from UT : -efx-
• When my work is finished, I'm coming back for you... -WC3 : GodZilly
• My girlfriend actually referenced the "Throw it out the window, there's nothing but strangers out there" ... : drbriefs
• "QUAD DAMAGE" : Flinz
• Harkonnen "veee hickle" (lol) reporting. : abrasion
• lets leave well enough alone : nunami
• When my girlfriend wants to get my attention she quotes ashley from RE4...... LEON!!! I use "would : silentbobuk
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  oi! Nutter! (said in high-pitched squeeky voice) : alnya
  • I'll 'ave you! : d fluke
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  Anything from SC: "Need a light?" : Toth21
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    "In the event of a crash, you may be used as a flotation device" : asylumn
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      You called the thunder, now here comes the lightning. : kpxkrnjc
      • aw man i just listened to it again and that's now what he says at all :[ : kpxkrnjc
• "Who are you that flies so good!" Privateer "[Object name] prajivnik/prajivnika!" (spelling?) eg. "Rob... : Cliffzorz
• "You look like you need a monkey!" "Dodge the bullets!" : GreatGooglyMoogly
• I'll send you back to your mother in a box! : photonzach
• The Lord of Murder shall perish, but in his doom he shall spawn a score of mortal progeny, chaos will be ... : Penis Brittle
• Whispering laugh from Blood. : Marrbe
• whenever my mother in law turns on her samsung tv it makes little jingle noise and I can't help but going... : dfz0r
• Ask me about Grim Fandango! : woddemandred
• I'M AN ENGINEER!! : Mad Brahmin Disease
• "I hate <thing>." Ok, it's not really obscure at all. : Arcanum
• YOU FAIL! (TF2 announcer) : johnwissinger
• jill, the master of unlocking. : xxiv
• "Show you the colors of your innards, I will" from Baldur's Gate II... It just randomly pops up in my ... : kpxkrnjc
• when with my cousin I say "WHERE ARE YOU?" and he replies "OVER HEEEERE!" from the ROTT Multiplayer taunt : Goblin au
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  "DENIED!" from Q3A. : Anchovy
  • I say that sometimes too, haha. :D : DM7
• I loved the quotes from the original Resident Evil for Playstation. "What a Mansion!" and "WEEEEEESSSSSKK... : draymac
• "I'm gonna bury those two motherfuckers" <-- Kingpin: Life of Crime : netshade
• "You must not pursue Lu Bu!" 'Nuff said. : silentw
• I'm only half-nerd, its not a full blown case yet. : mnsnota
• "Let's do this. Quick and painful." - Baldur's Gate 2 (One of the selectable voices for your male charact... : bstrad
• NOT ENOUGH MINERALS... MINE MORE MINERALS!!! : TehRealPippy
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  I occasionall say "You no mess with Lo Wang!" when I get a good kill in any given game. I believe it was ... : mark.warner
  • it was indeed shadow warrior : senor135
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  It's actually "They'll bury you in a lunchbox"! :) Joe Siegler 3D Realms : Joe Siegler
  • Well, I'd guess you'd know. To be fair to my creaky memory I haven't played it since it was out :P : Dave-A
  • ah you beat me to it.. Another sound fx that stands out is the Thunk-swish of the Drunken Missile pickup : kemical
• "I HUNGER, COWARD", "SOMEONE SHOT THE FOOD!", "WINNAR IS YUO!" : Wolfanoz
• "AK-47s FOR EVERYBODY!!" - C&C Generals (Arm the mob) "You could have been a......Jill sandwhich......... : slasher2slayer8504
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  Want some rye? Course ya do! : grendel
  • return to zork! could never beat the game, even with a walkthrough : mobab
• "Please, use the leash to bring your creature to me." "I need mana." "I cannot cast that here." "Yep, ... : Evil Bones
• Ow! Ok ok I will work! : schnitz76
• I remember marmite saying he shouts "BOOMER" whenever he sees fat people IRL now. I thought he said black... : node
• Requesting a pickup. : Shadsy
• hmm isn't it actually "They'll Bury You in a Lunchbox!", great quote, from the electric-wheel-chair-dude ... : kemical
• AIEHH-BA-BA-LAAAYH! ZEEEUHHNDA-TIGAHHHH! : kemical
• " We are vigilant. " : wwonderboy334
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  Do sound effects count? BOOM! chunk-chuck BOOM! chunk-chuck BOOM! chunk-chuck BOOM! chunk-chuck BOOM! ... : an_avenger
  • Funny how I muttered it myself just to get what you mean xD it's obvious then. *static* "A'ight, let's m... : phil31
• "I'm gonna put you in a permanent hurt box, from Road Rash." Old school and hilarious. : TheLobotomist
• "Do you want to wash Wang? Or do you want to watch Wang wash Wang?" - shadow warrior : mobab
• I'm bobbin. Are you my mother? : mobab
• "Want some rye? Course ya do!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHKKq7kMF8w : Grue
• "The cake is a lie" - I know it's not obscure, but I say this one all the time. : bstrad
• The truck have started to move! : Kiltron

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  There was a party. : Senate5000
  • There was cake. : Goblin au
• Well look who just woke up.. : Dontdrop
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  If you have to ask if anything's changed... : daedraug
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    ok granted i haven't been around that much since maybe end of january : Flinz
    • ...his point still stands. Nothing has changed. : Moonbase Commander
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  Nothing has changed. : marmite
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    there's more passive aggressive posting going on, underhanded insults etc. but that turtles head has been... : moshman
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      fuck you, no there isn't. : chazums
      • omg! : moshman
  • Gamefly is your friend : Ziz
• Well we all got a massive dividend but I guess you missed the thread to about how to claim : chazums
• the site loads faster now : ErneX
• the site is now broken in FF too : dfz0r
• Finally got out your cave, didn't ya? : michaelleung
• We get random people wandering in who post ideas like "Shacknews needs a forum" more often now then we al... : Lightzout
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  THIS IS AN OUTRAGE : fishbone
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    I'll get the pitchforks, you get the torches. : yacoub35
    • I'll bring the grubby hands matted hair and despondent expression : only4prophet
  • AGAIN. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  wtf? where have you been? i think i even told you on icq.. : naabster
  • no u. you could have at least - sent me chocolates and a card : Flinz
• No, everything is still broken. : Sacred Sperm
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  Jessica Alba AVI was had by all : drbriefs
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    which one? is it hot? : Flinz
    • Oh yeah man, so, so hot. I don't have the link handy but I'm sure some other Shacker will dig it up for y... : Arctic Fox
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      oh hell yes it is! It's called jessicaslumberparty.avi. I think it's on phil's shackspace. Find it ASA... : FormerHPB
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        oh i have to see this. can't wait OMG. http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=19895375 : Flinz
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          Blah, I can't find it anywhere. Anyone got a link for this guy? It'd be a shame to get his hopes up for... : o0JediBeavis0o
          • Someone light up the Phil signal : Arctic Fox
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  Lazy bastard. You should read my stuff more promptly! :) : MorrisatCNN
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    wikipedia linked me to you : Flinz
    • Hey, yea, I just did some clean-up on the wiki article yesterday! : mancide
• We all post at http://www.gameanswers.com/ now. : r_picmip 5
• You should buy it back from gamefly. : silent prophet
• Nothing to see here, move along : retardhumper
• WHAT : BenMurphy
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  Well, we're now called Gamepilots rather than Shackers, but that's no big deal. : Alice O'Connor
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    We're the Flyblown : Dave-A
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      I'm with the Lolwaffe. : o0JediBeavis0o
      • do you fly a fuuuuuuuuuuuckerwolf 190? : chazums
• Everything is way cooler and there are prizes at the door and lunch is free and the mods are cyborgs and ... : ass-street
• Dude, 1999 called, they found your car! this has GOT to be a troll, there is no way somebody could be tha : silentw
• Posted by ColoradoCNC | 02/04/09 08:17 AM EST Tags: lamp, sand, lime Nice. :) : [7]kami
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  They told me to post more tranny pictures. : Phil
  • tits or GTFO : Fyunch Click
• boo tinyurl. this isnt twitter : dantastic
• Welcome to a billion years ago. : Ride-My-Rocket

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• Unrelated, I updated these the other day - Anyway, just for everyone thats been replying to my posts bitc... : .ka`boom.zZz.
• Cool I'll have to grab these : jonin
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  Are they still shitting on AGP cards? : chiisu81
  • wow man, you need to upgrade. : .ka`boom.zZz.
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    That is Father Time taking a shit on your AGP card. : rosewood
    • lol : whistletits
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    Yea they are. Stick with 178.24 I'm updated to windows 7 and the drivers made my fps tank by 20fps i... : ant_hillbilly
    • I'm not so worried about lost FPS as much as the fact that they wouldn't even DETECT my 7800 GS :( : Haxim
  • nVidia is racist against people with PCI cards! >:( Don't even get me started on VESA! : ninjase
  • haha dude just use the old drivers... : Shadowdane
  • AGP cards have been flushed, sent to the sewage plant, and reconstructed as fertilizer by now : EvilDolemite
  • Yeah, you'll lose 2-3 fps with your GeForce 2 in Quake 3 with this driver, best not to upgrade. : bipolar
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    *GASP* some people put win7 on a secondary computer that might have and AGP video card! : buzzbat
    • and they should expect jack and shit for support in that regard : EvilDolemite
    • fuck those assholes : hamachi
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      Secondary? More like nonary computer. That was a while ago. : dafugg
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        What's the deal? Since I switch from PC Gaming to consoles, there's absolutely no need to upgrade a AGP ... : MatzL.E.
        • switch = switched : MatzL.E.
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          you also don't need new video drivers then : kill9
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            haha this. PCI E computers are so fucking cheap these days there's no reason to NOT upgrade to one. AGP... : kpxkrnjc
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              haha what? there is a very simple reason, it's pointless if all you're doing is surfing the internet and ... : moshman
              • why bother with gaming drivers? : Slowtreme
    • if you are still using AGP you are not concerned about performance. The Default windows whql drivers are ... : Slowtreme
  • sup fellow agp'er :( : Do_Or_Die
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    I too am an AGP Luddite/holdout. Buying an Xbox 360 lessened the desire to upgrade my PC considerably. ... : LemonJoose
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      im pretty much in the same boat. .... lets touch dicks. : -=kodiak=-
      • ...umm. Let's not, and also say we didn't. : LemonJoose
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    AGP beats the shit out of VLB, doesn't it? : vx2o
    • VESA 4 LIFE, YO! : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • AGP cards are shit, so it's deserved. : Ride-My-Rocket
• Already installed them, Fallout 3 and DoW 2 runs a whole lot better. : Darkfox76
• *tear* I remember when I played games and thus needed drivers. : rosewood
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  This is the same file and size I downloaded 3 days ago http://www.shackpics.com/files/nvidiadrivers_ozwv5... : Slowtreme
  • oh nm it says release 5/6 Yeah Win7 upgraded me to a different version than this. : Slowtreme
• I'll have to get the 64 bit 7 drivers....the ones I've been running are a little problematic at the momen... : MacemanInTW
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  Do you guys all use the driversweeper program when updating nvidia drivers? : disposition
  • never : crummynz
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    only time I use it is if I'm uninstalling beta drivers and reverting to old ones. Otherwise just uninst... : Shadowdane
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      oops. i installed these without installing my old ones. is it gonna blow up? i've never done that befo... : pyide
      • without uninstalling obviously. : pyide
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        I haven't uninstalled the old ones before installing new ones in a few years (Nvidia) and haven't had any... : ramshot
        • They used to instruct you do it a long time ago, but they don't anymore.. : melt_core
      • if you downgrade the installer uninstalls the old driver just like it does when you upgrade : dantastic
  • I don't use it anymore. The un-installer they provide is enough. : razlebol
  • it uninstalls the drivers when you run the installer. look at the progress bar next time you install the... : dantastic
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  What about Left 4 Dead? : melt_core
  • BTW isn't this build from another development cycle than the 182.5 ones and therefore don't have the huge... : melt_core
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  if i try to set display scaling to use nvidia's fixed aspect ratio scaling the setting doesn't stick. ha... : Penis Brittle
  • You mean so it doesn't stretch 4:3 resolutions out to 16:10? Mine has done that on all my games without c... : nodebug
• not much point for my 8600M ? :) : filthysock
• nice, nvidia driver update day is always a good one. : xxiv

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  yeah it must be getting insane word of mouth. good that it has the whole summer to rake in cash, unlike t... : ventro
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    I doubt it will be even Batman Begins big. : baron calamity
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      Yeah, its really good but I don't see that happening. : trOmblyj
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        It may have already done it. Over the first 5 days (it opened on a wednesday) Batman Begins grossed $72.9... : Prozium
        • oh duh, I was still on 'The Dark Knight' not 'Begins' : trOmblyj
        • But Batman Begins ended up grossing 208+ million and had a long tale. It was a late summer release and no... : baron calamity
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  and the directors cut dvd will be even better, as there were a bunch of cut scenes also! : hobosapien
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    This is the first movie where I said to myself "I can't wait to see this on BluRay". I may have to get o... : Thresher
    • Totally. I want to buy it today. : baron calamity
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  Interesting article describing the Shatner scene for Star Trek that was never filmed. It is very spoiler ... : Prozium
  • fascinating, I wouldve liked to have seen the one with shatner : hobosapien
  • That would have worked for me. Shame it didn't happen. : baron calamity
  • i agree with the writers, that may have come off a little forced : opengl128
  • Given the total disregard they had for other canon, I can't believe they didn't do that. : Thresher
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    That would have been ham-fisted, cheesy and ruined the end being its own thing (more or less). : randomposter
    • I agree, definitely an un-necessary shoehorn. : SpaecKow
    • bingo : megarust32
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      I disagree because the movie already isnt shakespeare, and this ending wouldnt have brought it down any f... : Luminair
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        I think you have a totally needless beef with this movie, it's one of the best adventure films this decad... : SpaecKow
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          I have no beef at all, its you who has the beef with a perfectly good extra scene : Luminair
          • shatner gave your mom his beef : megarust32
      • In fact, I think it was a teensy bit weak/crass/whatever to use Nimoy and not boldly use Pine. : randomposter
    • Yes. : MurrayTheSkull
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    The final voiceover should absolutely have been done by Shatner. : Topsiderover
    • without him being in the movie. that would've been weird : FrayLo
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      Picard : gmd
      • This would have been awesome. : Whistler77
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        i would've been okay with a montage of 'there are four lights' and him screaming "nooo" after lily tell... : FrayLo
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          the perfect ending would be nero's ship about to destroy the enterprise and Picard with the Enterprise-E ... : gmd
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            + minuet massaging your balls : FrayLo
            • all while worf just grunts in the back ground : gmd
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            It should be future picard from the alternate universe where he has hair and Riker is bald. : Prozium
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              biggest twist of the century : gmd
              • ENGORGE! : Bamtan
      • haha, that would have been perfect. : DonkeyPopsicle
      • NO : Priest77
      • The line must be drawn HYAH! Uh, I mean, these are voyages... : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • I'd love to see this as a special feature of some sort in a BluRay release. I have a massive hardon for ... : SigENeaT
    • Totally agree, sounds awesome but would seem so out of place. : invisible_kid
    • Should have been done by James Earl Jones. For added epicness and best movie everest! : Godhatesfatpeople
    • FUCKING AGREED! : mace
  • Good thing they didn't - the end was awesome. : virus
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    Maybe I read the article wrong, but how would this have preserved canon, as he said? As far as the peo : invisible_kid
    • You read it wrong. Spock was heading off to Romulus for a "very long mission" and Kirk would have known ... : kek
  • gah, that would have been horrible. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  LENS FLARE : mizterd99
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    NIMOY'S TEETH! : baron calamity
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      BONES' GRUFF HUMOR : Ride-My-Rocket
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        SULU'S PENCHANT FOR MEN : pigvomit
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          "fencing" indeed. : Super Sparker
          • subthread redeemed : randomposter
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          SCOTTY'S BAD SCOTTISH ACCENT : marmite
          • that was pretty terrible : moshman
          • it kept slipping into pegg's connery impression : Klebold
          • Thought it was decent actually, at least they got a Brit. : node
• They spent a shit load of money on it ($160 mil budget), so it better do well at the box office : Flynn
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  I got all but the Spock glass from Burger King! So yeah, the search for Spock! : Ziz
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    i bought the whole set on friday on accident. are they dishwasher safe? the boxes didnt say : dantastic
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      ah dunno. i'm not gonna use mine just display em. : Ziz
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        im not THAT nerdy : dantastic
        • uh did i say display em? i mean ah i'll justlay em around somewhere and forget about em. : Ziz
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      how'd ya buy em on accident? : Ziz
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        he tripped and his visa came flying out of his wallet and the rest is history : rosewood
        • do people actually use visa at burger king? : dantastic
  • My wife went and bought a set of four, but for some reason they gave her four of the same glass. Rather t... : riptyde
  • spock was out at my BK too :( : handofthrawn
  • And the search is over. BK got more Spock glasses in. : Ziz
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  I'm going to see it tonight! If it sucks you are all in big trouble. : SeaLlama
  • I don't think we'd be the ones in trouble. : Sailor of Fortune
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  Just saw it in IMAX. Pretty epic. Very impressed, want more. : virus
  • fug yeah, i'm going to watch it in imax today i fully expect cock = rocked : kpxkrnjc
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  The best Trek movies are still Undiscovered Country and First Contact. : Lone Swordsman
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    No this is the best Trek movie. I will not miss their retarded cheese at all. : SpaecKow
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      The new one barely has any character or plot development, it's all flash. : Lone Swordsman
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        who cares : kpxkrnjc
        • Well, I could just stay home and rent something better. : Lone Swordsman
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          I care. I want something more than just action from Star Trek. : Arcanum
          • Me too and I don't even know Star Trek well. I would have loved Asimov style dialogues. : guigr
        • I care. And I thought that Star Trek had a lot more character and flair than Pirates, or Transformers, or... : SpaecKow
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        Do you really need character development for characters we've known for over 40 years? I mean seriously? : RyDogg1
        • It's called storytelling. : Lone Swordsman
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    WTF? I don't see Wrath of Khan in you post. : mace
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      You heard me! : Lone Swordsman
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        KKKHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!! : mace
        • I'd put it in third, though. : Lone Swordsman
  • .. You somehow mistyped "The Wrath Of Khan" as "First contact" : Toraz Chryx
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  I don't know what it is about that franchise but there's just no way I can ever take it seriously. That m... : Sexpansion Pack
  • All the positive reviews and you won't give it a chance? You owe it to yourself to check it out in theat... : Vantage
  • I'm in the same boat, SP. : Dave-A
  • lol look at you mr cool guy : gmd
• I have NEVER seen a Star Trek film , and always been rather bias towards it due to, you guessed it, Star ... : pturvz

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• I liked it. : AMikaboshi
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  I would bet money that logo is not on the final product. Pretty sure they are just being clever right now... : byorn
  • That's pretty bad at being clever. : freshyk
  • How much money? : fishbone
• FYI I just linked the comic, didn't create it. I just think it's good use of the FFFFUUUU meme. : randomposter
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  Eidos is probably scared for naming it Thief 4, as not many (enough?) people know about the Thief franchi... : FirstPersonCooter
  • Thi4f 4: deadly subtitles - part II: electric boogaloo : randomposter
  • Thivef : GloriousCow
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    acyberkinetickeats 4 : delataur
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      ;( : thief
      • low hanging fruit, sir! : delataur
• Immature shit : Godhatesfatpeople
• http://fs0.filefu.com/fs/24/f4/24f42d13d650db5bab00f282656d6f08.gif : festivalman
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  I don't think Eidos quite expected this reaction. Here, one of their folks says its only a working tit... : Alice O'Connor
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    Where's the supporting evidence of the GM's comment, Alice? : randomposter
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      Whoops, I meant to link that: http://www.incgamers.com/Interviews/183/Thief4DeveloperInterview/3 It's ... : Alice O'Connor
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        can someone explain to me why replacing the letter e with the number 4 makes sense or is a good idea : Luminair
        • http://www.shackpics.com/files/THIEF4GIF_h736f2djjuyf733scdt2.gif : ass-street
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    I can't wait for Qua5e! : boredguy
    • Do4m. : thecray
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    Thiaf is how you might say Thief if you had some sort of terrible lisp : mikecyb
    • Maybe you slipped while trying to climb in a third-floor window and shattered your jaw on the ground. : Alice O'Connor
  • No, Se7en is equally retarded. : GreatGooglyMoogly
  • Se7en is clever. Thi4f, not so much. : r_picmip 5
  • I will pronounce it "Thigh-Forf" : grandmasterlee
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  I like 4hief better. : stump
  • Wouldn't Thie4 have made more sense? : coldfusioncs
  • is that pronounced 'fourtheif' : hawke
• If Eidos Montreal fucks this up...... : jonin
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  FFUUUU's that bad will run it in to the ground. : abrasion
  • You're using the wrong tense. : jigstah
  • What? That's a pretty perfect one compared to a lot of the shit ones floating around. : randomposter
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    you mean it hasn't been already? : RikiTiki2
    • exactly. it wasnt funny the first time either : dantastic
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  Yeah it's the logo that's gonna be the games problem. I'm a cantankerous PC player of the highest caliber... : SpaecKow
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    Haha, I know where you're coming from. I'm laughing at the fan's reactions to the logo. I couldn't give a... : randomposter
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      Word. And if they dilute the gameplay to any degree, I will be fucking pissed. That game might have slowe... : SpaecKow
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        As long as it has got a good cover system and a driving sequence (obviously on wagons lol) i will be happ... : RetroRedEyeJr
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          Man it fucking BETTER have some quicktime events or I will be PISSED >:( : SpaecKow
          • press X quickly to not be seen : razorblade79
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    It says something about the people making it. : GreatGooglyMoogly
    • It says they belong to a big media company. A lot of your favourite games are made by people not at all u... : SpaecKow
• Fuck that shit I don't care how good the game may be I'm not playing it. Proper branding is absolutely cr... : ayesel
• Thief 4.0 : gyokuro
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  THE4F?!? 4re y0u K1ddin6 m3? : pigvomit
  • 4r4 y0u k1dd1n6 m4? : ass-street
• I propose renaming it to Thief ODST. It just fucking rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? : LemonJoose
• Fuck the haters. This game is going to be good! : slax0r
• That's it. You've killed it. Why did you do this? : spazzium
• Anyone replay The Dark Project recently? I feel like paying Lord Bafford a visit... : dael
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  They should've gone with TH4EF, but with only the vertical line of the 4 at 100% opacity. The other two l... : skizl
  • That's an improvement if they still wanted that type of thing. If they called it Thief IV or Garrett, it ... : kramweil
• they should have just named it "44444" (pronounced thief) : dirge23
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  http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/images/09/may/numthief4.jpg : marmite
  • meant as reply to dirge : marmite
  • i'm psyched already!! : dirge23
• SO: http://www.incgamers.com/Interviews/183/Thief-4-Developer-Interview Assassin's Creed eh? : SpaecKow
• I heard they were changing the name to ACyberkineticKe@ts : Dave-A
• Doesn't even make sense. If anything it would have to be Thi3f. : kainen1
• yeah fffuuus will never get old. :\ : dantastic
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  Ken Levine must be rolling in his grave : spiderfill
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    he's too busy working on Bio2hock : dirge23
    • haha good answer : spiderfill
    • also can't wait for Army of Tw3 and 2oo Human : razorblade79
    • i want to play Bio 2 Hock : ass-street
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  Ubisoft is too cool even for themselves. : pancake humper
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    er, it's Eidos? Hmmmm....I thought it was Ubisoft : pancake humper
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      always been eidos :D : barichnikov
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        I guess I have always attributed overhyped terrible games to Ubisoft. : pancake humper
        • always or recently? Cos Ubi used to be amazing. Splinter Cell 1 and 3, Raven Shield, Ghost Recon, Beyond ... : marmite

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  woo, that is come o/c : chazums
  • 8/10, good use of a freudian slip : Toraz Chryx
• I benchmarked an i7 last week, most impressive! A 2.8 GHz, 2 processor one, so 16 threads. It beat a 64-c... : jcupitt
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  okay, so at 4.4Ghz (which is as high as I'm comfortable taking it to leave it, given the thermals and wha... : Toraz Chryx
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    does it get 300fps in quake 3 though. whats the mobo on this again? : moshman
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      It's actually a "cheap" i7 board, MSI x58 Pro, about £160 worth : Toraz Chryx
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        cowbell-- : moshman
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          ah, but getting stupidly high performance out of a cheap part has a bonus multiplier to cowbell. A... : Toraz Chryx
          • just wondering what to get at the end of the year, or whenever rage and alan wake and all those games are... : moshman
• I believe this speaks for itself. OH SHIT IT'S SELF AWARE http://service.futuremark.com/compare?3dm06=10... : Toraz Chryx
• Awesome overclocking. Remind me to PM you next time i build a system. : [7]kami
• thats a bit much! : Klebold
• Toraz, I am jealous of you. So very jealous. Signed, RyDogg. : RyDogg1
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  Epic failure of -10000% cowbell Something let go during a Prime95 stability test. I suspect the mai... : Toraz Chryx
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    http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=19895410#itemanchor_19895410 : moshman
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      worst part is, I haven't got another i7 board here to test the cpu/ram to see if they're still working :( : Toraz Chryx
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        oh shit, you mean it completely died? I thought the test just crashed : moshman
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          Thing won't even power up on, the blue LED's on the mainboard flicker into life shortly, and then it goes... : Toraz Chryx
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            sounds more like the psu said bye : moshman
            • already tried swapping in the 565w unit that I replaced this morning with the 750 and that has even less ... : Toraz Chryx
  • Awesome overclocking. Remind me to PM you next time i build a system. : [7]kami
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    4.4 is a bit greedy man! hell anything over 4 is insane. : abrasion
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      I'm 98% sure that it wasn't the CPU that let go.. thus the total cpu overclock is not the issue at hand. ... : Toraz Chryx
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        Yeah good point - we both know how rare a dead CPU is nowadays - likely board or PSU. : abrasion
        • my worry is that the VRM on the mainboard let go and took the cpu with it. : Toraz Chryx
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    dude mines OCed to 3.2 and runs like a champ everything pretty muched maxed. 6g of ram and 4870. : Vincenoir
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      yeah, i have mine up to 3.6 because it's easy to get there, but it's total overkill. : dirge23
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        Which board got you to 3.6? : abrasion
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          Asus P6T Deluxe : dirge23
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            it's a 200mhz base clock with an 18 multiplier, 1.22v. ram is at 1603mhz, unclock at ~3200mhz, QPI at 36... : dirge23
            • er, uncore, not unclock : dirge23
    • I also did the same. Didnt even have to change the voltages to get there. : jdmSlix
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    lol, bet you wish you spent the extra 30 quid now... ;) ya got too greedy!. Remember, the i7's only got ... : OMGzImBurning
    • he's probably running around wildly flapping his arms right now : moshman
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      the DDR voltage was at 1.65, which I believe is tied to the uncore as well? (I know not to take it over t... : Toraz Chryx
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        with a hefty cooler, 1.65 should be ok on ddr - yes, the uncore voltage and ddr are both part of uncore t... : OMGzImBurning
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          This thing has a VERY hefty cooler... : Toraz Chryx
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            At the clock speeds you where at i would assume you where liquid cooling right? I have heard 3.8ghz is hi... : jdmSlix
            • the d0 steppings have insane headroom, but yeah, liquid cooling in this instance, a CoolIT Domino ALC uni... : Toraz Chryx
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      What is a quid? Is that like a "buck, or a bone?" : weevil bob
      • quid = pound sterling muchlike dollar = buck : Toraz Chryx
  • epremeture ejaculation : chazums
  • -/*\ : pancake humper
  • well, the PSU, Radeon and HDD are okay... so that's something at least. : Toraz Chryx

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  Plus, who the fucks website still works days after being shutdown. Usually the hardware is gone by then.... : lcizzle
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    Plus, who the fucks company gets shutdown and sets the web master to say the goodbyes. : lcizzle
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      Plus, if this is a joke. It's not fuckin funny. So jokes on you bitch. : lcizzle
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        Plus, what the fuck is going on in here : Patch-e
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          Plus, pius pious plus Plus pulse plus plus. : mmogger
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            buffalo buffalo buffalo etc.? : delataur
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              mushroom mushroom! : mmogger
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                it's a snake :( : delataur
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                  I think I saw a badger somewhere : Lightbulb
                  • in kenya? : prokat
• lol stop stealing our bandwidth? haha : NukemFornever
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  pssst... it's an old photo, icketybickety : Dave-A
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    I swore I read that the photo was taken the day of posting. : lcizzle
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      i remember reading that too : opengl128
      • I also remember reading this. : DOOManiac
      • Yeah, something about the photo being taken before they all went off to see Star Trek. : pigvomit
      • well i cant see the photo, but if its what im thinking it was a group photo of them before going to see s... : papaskot
    • It was taken at 6PM last friday said Joe Siegler. : guido anchovy
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  Wonder how long they knew beforehand. : megarust32
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    "Hey guys, lets just go see Star Trek" After the movie: "How you enjoyed it... BTW we're closing up a... : MacemanInTW
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      man i cant even imagine that scenario, thats just a huge rollercoaster of emotions, such an uplifting hop... : Chandler55
      • God it would be horrible :( : MacemanInTW
      • I thought they were told 3dR was done before they went to see the movie? : proclone1
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      "That movie was awesome, makes me wish I had more time to play Eve." "Good News everyone!" : DarkWolf5
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        That last part made me crack up; read it like the professor on Futurama : zerog83
        • it's impossible to read that line WITHOUT hearing him in your head : fishbone
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      FIRE EVERYONE!! : d fluke
      • http://www.netti.fi/frog1/wavs/everyone.wav : Wolfanoz
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  If I were together with a group of people for one final groupshot, I would be sure to smile. : Alice O'Connor
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    Even if some of the people in the photo were responsible for the company running out of money and shuttin... : Ride-My-Rocket
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      Even if that were the case, yes. You might find that difficult to believe but I hope to heck you find it ... : Alice O'Connor
      • I find it difficult to be believe, but yes, nowhere near as difficult as the fervent belief that this is : Ride-My-Rocket
  • Sponge, I thought you didn't take pictures! : CrustaR
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  I just saw some of the script stuff from VE3D, I really really doubt George would leak stuff that detaile... : abrasion
  • UNLESS IT IS ALL FALSE MUHAHAHAHA seriously, I bet it'll come out and duke will ride a My Little Pony : dfz0r
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  Damn, dragon-drop denied too. : Priest77
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    dragon-drop then ctrl+shift+R : Satyric0n
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      How about just F5. : razlebol
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        no shit lol... ctrl+shift+r+alt+PgeUp+Insrt+Lshift.... rotfl... : melt_core
        • ctrl-shift-meta-esc-r-s-f-i. Use emacs, it's fun! : silentw
    • alt + f4 : voodooraze
• IIRC some of them wanted to work on it for free in order to get it out. : stgdz
• No wonder they never got anything done. Where are chicks? They had no one to yell at them to quit f... : Phil