Morning Discussion

by Alice O'Connor, May 05, 2009 7:00am PDT

With Plants vs. Zombies not unlocking on Steam for another four hours, I suppose we might as well do some video games in the meantime. Today at Shacknews I shall discover whether it's worse to babysit someone or to cover for them.

I suspect covering is worse. Sure, babysitting means I have to wipe their snotty noses and remind them to eat lunch, but when a new Katamari Damacy trailer arrives and glee fills their ruddy jam-smeared ruddy faces, oh it warms the cockles of my heart.

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Who was the Shacker that had to sleep with the overweight female that no one found attractive? I remember him not posting after he was supposed to follow with the deed. Did he ever come back?

May 05, 2009 3:49pm PDT

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Who was the Shacker that had to sleep with the overweight female that no one found attractive? I remembe... : Mecha Tofu Pirate
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  it was deadfish and he wussed out : MagicWishMonkey
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    He did? : Vincent Grayson
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      Didn't he? I thought he did, I wasn't paying all that much attention though so I could be wrong. : MagicWishMonkey
      
      I thought he went through with it. I wasn't paying close attention either though. : electroly
    - No, he went through with it. : walker270
  - no he went through it and even posted afterwards : hobosapien
- No one escapes the Sarlacc. : trOmblyj
- he fell in :( : askedrelic
- She was a reaver. The rest is too horrible to recount. : capt tripps
- It was deadfish, and he did post about it. : DOOManiac
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  He described it as having sex with a bag of water with a hot hole... or something like that : Marauder IIC
  - hahaha : Ellissd
  - i giant balloon filled with hot water with a hole apparently : filthysock
  - For some reason I don't see the bad part here. : Da Username J00 Want
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  http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=19658189#itemanchor_19658189 : skunk_ape
  - How did I miss this : wasylm
  - Oooooooh THATS what happened... : bolneze
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  More importantly, I don't think he ever posted pics of the supposed hot redhead friend he was doing the f... : thetangent
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    I thought he was doing the fat chick so his friend could hit the hot redhead. : Evil Benius
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      he did the fat chick as a fav for the redhead
      
      May 05, 2009 4:46pm PDT
      
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      he did the fat chick as a fav for the redhead : CoRDS
      
      Now she owe him a favor she can not refuse. : soapland
    - I thought he was doing his friend so the fat redhead could hit the fat chick : abovedefault
    - he was already tapping the hot redhead off and on and had been for a while, it was just doing her a favor... : xsoulbrothax
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  That just leaves more fatties for me. You guys don't know what you're missing. They're the horniest girls... : On the Brane
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    My brain can't wrap itself around this one. It's like trying to comprehend the size of the universe or ti... : bstrad
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      you just have to let go man. Just do it. The hardest part is getting started, like they say. Trust me on ... : On the Brane
      
      Yeah, well, it's a bit too late for me as I just got engaged. You might have convinced me about a year ag... : bstrad
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    I have to use a BiPap to breath at night as it is. That's all I need is to have a fat chick role on top o... : theangrywaffles
    - role roll : theangrywaffles
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      who said anything about having them at night? that's the fucking beauty of it all. there are so many in t... : On the Brane
      
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      wtf is a fatty hotspot? McDonalds? : abovedefault
      
      my place : pancake humper : ateam311
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    oh man, one of my biggest fears is going down on a fat chick that smells. I fingered a fat ex of mine and... : sparkly
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      they have tea tree oil that you can rub up your nose, it's like those tooth picks they sell. Really stron... : On the Brane
      
      damn i thought this was a joke t until I read this post. you got everything thought out! : Unleashed
      
      A general rule of life: If you have to put shit up your nose to cover up the stench, you probably shoul... : DOOManiac
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    I just listened to this in a Billy Mays voice. : MercFox1
    - Dirty snatch? Clean it up with Oxy-Clean! : ofcedeot
  - This is the greatest fakepost I've read in weeks. : Link.
  - Note to self: I do not want to live. : lokdown
  - If you are trolling I love you man. If you aren't still this is a great post. : boomstickah
  - that is probably the grossest thing ive ever read. you should probably kill yourself. : eeeealmo
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    the show deadliest catch got a new theme : oHnOES
    - I'm a cowboy... : sanchez
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    Granted, the Shack is particularly retarded about the way they view women's physical beauty, but I attrib : Ajax
    - ROFL. perfect : GoodBoy
    - fucking LOL this is absolutely brilliant *worship* : ninj0rc
    - this is an incredible post : unreleased
    - HOLY CRAP lololol : Downforce
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      My god, I wish this whole post could fit onto the front page for all shackers to see. : Mecha Tofu Pirate
      
      Unfortunately, most shackers don't read the front page. : trOmblyj
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      I always imagined it would be a lot like doing it with a gigantic bean bag chair : mikecyb
      
      You seem like the kind of guy who would say that. Of course you also seem like the kind of guy that would... : Ajax
      
      bags of sand : brickmatt
    - This post is amazing. : boarder2
    - holy shit!!! hahaha. This is awesome. : senseimoron
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      after reading this I feel like the blind guy in Amelie : niceguynick
      
      Oh I love that movie. : warcrow
    - i think this is the funniest thing i've read all week : qwpeoriu
    - This is easily the best post you've ever made. Ever. : fuell
    - Awesome. : Sumantro
    - I think he was trolling. : romulan
    - "meatpaws"? Haha--oh Ajax that's a new one for me. You crack me up sometimes. : warcrow
    - Oh god ahahahaha : Link.
    - This is the greatest post of all time. : MercFox1
    - To be quite honest I can't tell your posts from bean's. You both post with about the same frequency as w... : boomstickah
    - Oh Ajax you so dreamy : TastyWheat
    - You have painted such a surreal scenario here. All I feel like doing now is mounting a 400lbs so I can ex... : Goblin au
    - oh damn you just broke the internet. : hirez
    - You just won the internet, gg. : yosemiteclimber
    - INF + BMARK'D!! gg : jasoncrowley
    - Spectacular. Missed this due to illness. Also thanks to ThomW for the LOL page and the ability to revie... : Phil
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    potd : [fry]
    - qotd: "You really haven't lived unless you've been with a 400+ pound catch." : phipple
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    Fetal position: assumed! : xxx2xxx
    - You mean Stewie position assumed. : bstrad
  - we need reading of this : filthysock
  - You are why I love the internet, you can't get comedy like this on TV FYI fat girls are also usually t : abrasion
  - -9/10 : stuka
- Http://www.shacknews.com/online.x : pancake humper
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  yawn : deadfish
  - I'm sorry :( : Mecha Tofu Pirate

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