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• .... : ArcKnight
• blame someone else :( : IcomeINpeace
• ruh roh raggy! : g0nk
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  ruh roh raggy! : g0nk
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    wtf? : g0nk
    • zoiks! : owly
• more of a fml : silversurfer
• that's why I usually move before deleting. Move, check if stuff is okay, THEN delete. : the archvile
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  there's only one honorable way out of this situation. sticky note on the terminal: "I QUIT! -DOO... : gokart.
  • echo "Fuck this place. I'm out" | wall : yonderboy
• oh holy shit, sorry :( : prime8
• yeah, that's probably just cause for termination. : Amadan
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  It's times like these when I can appreciate good enforcement of user permissions on Linux servers. If I'... : Rasnowl
  • Also I don't see why that would be grounds for firing. If a good employee were to make one colossal mist... : Rasnowl
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    I was root because I was working w/ multi-gig mysql tables. We should probably change our system so th... : DOOManiac
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      ?! Why doesn't your database just use user permissions? You shouldn't even really need shell access just ... : terath
      • I was rsyncing a 2GB table from a server in Dallas to one here in Oklahoma. : DOOManiac
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  i have never typed that command, ever. Even when I'm positive it's ok. There is always the one time I'm n... : Slowtreme
  • Yep. In *nix, I ONLY use additive recursion, never subtractive. : AxeMan808
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  thats nothing after reading that ARS thread about IT fuck ups. : stgdz
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    link? i take sick amusement in these types of horror stories. : gokart.
    • Not sure about the ARS thread, but daily wtf has plenty of those stories. http://thedailywtf.com/ : Maddog_Delphi97
• Dude. :( I can't imagine how far your heart sunk when you realized that. Godspeed. : owly
• Hurts : Geoffrois
• They shouldn't give people the ability to delete anything in that folder :-/ : Danny5225
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  hardware failure, right? : massdev
  • In conjunction with corrupt backups! : fbsh
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    ^^^ this. Find the server and take a hammer to the HD. Tonight. : ArcKnight
    • followed up with "See? I told you we needed a better backup program!". : mmogger
• ouch :( : Perturbation
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  any time I ever run that command I triple check which directory I'm in because I'm terrified what you did... : mikecyb
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    put your current path into your prompt, you'll never make that mistake again. : RyDogg1
    • yeah I always do that as well : mikecyb
• Thats an Achievement Unlocked right there... : YerMothah
• That's rather, er, bad. :| : delataur
• Apple button + z = undo : .sticks.
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  well, just take comfort in knowing you'll never make that mistake again :) : boarder2
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    Hopefully not because he's fired. :( : Maddog_Delphi97
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      True. I accidentily TRUNCATE TABLE ABUNCHOFMAINTABLES on a production database once years ago, with no e... : boarder2
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        i had a team lead who did this once. motherfucker caused me hours of pain and never even apologised. t... : erotic sock
        • damn, I apologized like crazy and worked my ass off to fix shit. didn't get fired at least! : boarder2
• Keep us posted. I really hope you don't get fired. :( : Maddog_Delphi97
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  What does that command do, besides deleting the files? Also, I'm sorry :( : Nitrium
  • It sacrifices his boss' firstborn. : owly
  • That's all it does, but I did it on everything. :( : DOOManiac
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    Remove all files, and do it recursively for all folders in this directory. : AxeMan808
    • AND, since it's *nix, it doesn't ask "are you REALLY sure? y/n" first. It just does it. : evildanish
• GJ. : Theos
• Ouch... : MacemanInTW
• Damn dude. : obiquatro
• rm strikes again! : AssGoblin
• Oh shit dude. :( : thetangent
• Check the Recycle Bin! : SinistarX
• They gonna rape you. : jahulio2
• Quick, delete .bash_history! : industro
• HR will be typing "rm DOOManiac" soon : Spoetzl
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  Install Linux, problems solved. : Utopia
  • haha : Enigme
  • lol : mrvandelay
  • He wont be able to delete anything because no one will get anything done, of course, it's brilliant! : locater16
• i would never fire a good employee for a single brain fart, hopefully your job is safe : qwpeoriu
• Quick, smash a window and then take a bunch of the PCs and the server. Pretend it's a break in. : stump
• looks like your boss is going to do a rm - DOOManiac * next : cap n KRUNCH
• ouch :( : AMikaboshi
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  These files may very well still be present on the physical devices, and it is possible to save them in th... : pwnjoo
  • That last part come out wrong (Not that dirves and controller actually delete stuff ment to say OS lol) n... : pwnjoo
• Did that once to my Mac. Boy was I mad! I powered off the machine really quick and didn't lose much (af... : sukabljat
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  Damn.. Alwayws, ALWAYS do a "pwd" before you start deleting shit. If you got the rights, there is no go... : Tripps
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    What does pwd do? : Maddog_Delphi97
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      slaps you in the face so you pay attention : gokart.
      • Nice. : trevis
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      prints working directory : emnii
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        I thought it was present working directory : hankyJR
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          man says print : emnii
          • You gonna trust the man? : Maddog_Delphi97
  • or use the -i option if you're unsure :/ : AssGoblin
  • I almost always do. Today was the one time I forgot, and it cost me. :( : DOOManiac
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  How big is the company? : shortbuscaptain
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    was : boring gegtik
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      lol : askedrelic
      • iawlol : r3dn3ck
    • god this reply deserves more love : randomposter
  • $employees -1 : yoonix
• That sucks. But isn't the bad policy of keeping everything in one area also to blame? : Robotic Puppy Eater
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  yeah that's why I started only using rm -rf with a full path as the argument! : tashtego
  • ^^^ this. : re-verse
  • seriously, I like to live on the edge, but full path always for this command.... : ghost in my shell
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    This can be risky too, depending on your path. : jimmy_legs
    • yeah, rm -rf /home/ <tab> <enter> *oops* : dromo5
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  At least you'll be getting a lot of SFIV practice time soon. : Grimp
  • hadooken : whistletits
• we had someone that did something like that on a HLR once, took ages to recover all that : CoRDS
• I doubt you will get fired, that is what daily backups are for. We have had it happen at our place to a f : historyinthemaking
• That burns. : spazzium
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  rm -rf really is a terrible command to use and should be removed from systems. : Phreakin
  • what : Yanks
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    That's like saying since C++ doesn't do bounds checking it should be erased ;/ : ArcKnight
    • you trying to say bounded strings aren't better? : biskits
    • Well, C++ and Unix/Linux are similar in that they don't just let you shoot yourself in the foot - they le... : Dimmona
  • no : emnii
  • employees who make mistakes should be removed from the systems : askedrelic
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    Just alias it to a pwd and ask for a Y input confirmatin : anhero
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      How do we do this? Because it seems like a really good idea right now. : DOOManiac
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        $ man rm -i prompt before every removal -I prompt once before removing more t... : Longinus00
        • That's kind of what my point was above. : Phreakin
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          Okay those are the rm parameters needed, but I was asking how to do the rest of what anhero was talking a... : DOOManiac
          • I suspect he means create an alias for rm that calls a script that instead of just rm. The script could d... : S1ing B1ade
  • Well it is how Skynet becomes self aware. : DarkWolf5
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  blame the intern! : Unleashed
  • blame the filesystem! : egg5hen
  • Since one of my most despicable characteristics that ensures I never put my penis in any vaginas is that ... : DOOManiac
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  That's nothing. I did: rm -rf /* instead of rm -rf ./* by accident. Fairly quickly the sys... : Zakko
  • rm -rf . * is abetter practice. Stop using the slash unless you are full pathing : anhero
  • This is why you should avoid trying either approach with regards to rm. O_o : LilCrypto
  • "It looks like you're trying to delete your operating system. Can I help?" : AxeMan808
• it should be a wakeup call to the system architects, because no dope should have had that ability in day ... : Luminair
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  Oh and my boss and coworker both missed their kids' church musical or something that their kids were in b... : DOOManiac
  • oh man : warpdude
  • Well just think, you'll have a lot of free time to become awesome at SF4 now. : 5150Joker
  • You are fucked. : MercFox1
  • here's hoping they'll just laugh at you and demand you buy lunch or something! : xsoulbrothax
  • wwjd? : myfasha
  • why would you get fired for this? its a bad f up, but you didnt do it on purpose, you didnt try to hide ... : smacknca
  • everyone deserves at least a warning right? as long as you didn't hurt or kill someone.. : Birchman
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    Only 730? That's not a fuckup. A fuckup would be your coworkers having to work alternating shifts day a... : stump
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      Ugh. I think I would've already committed Seppuku by that point. :X : DOOManiac
      • At that point, they'd have sent the Operative to do it for you. : kungfusquirrel
    • Yeah, I was going to say the same thing but didn't feel like fucking with the guy. I was at work until 11... : mittense
  • Were they able to fix it, though? Or is all of that data irrecoverably lost? : Ride-My-Rocket
  • so is it fixed now? if the net result of your fuckup was just a few extra hours of work, eh, no big deal... : dromo5
  • Think of it as you saved them from a few hours of torture. They love you deep inside. Really. : Goblin au
• I'd own the situation as best that u can, and lead the charge to get back to " good as it gets" --- you m... : Antilles_Prime
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  o.O holy shit man. : rmjackson
  • rmjackson, this is no time for you to post! : CrustaR
  • Don't you think you should apologize for what you did? : .sticks.
  • I once did a chmod -R 400 / as root. That wasn't fun either. : sumo-hacker
• oh my : Mondo
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  I'd never fire you. I'd just punish you with cleaning up the mess and cursing you to eternal ridicule as... : LilCrypto
  • also i would enshrine this fuck up in the MOTD for eternity : CoRDS
• format LIFE:\*.* : metldude
• Sorry to hear that. Good Luck and keep us posted. : mallfouf
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  Set the building on fire. : Birchman
  • I believe that's my stapler? : AxeMan808
  • DB LOAD LETTER :( : DOOManiac
• www.failhorn.com : Begawkiness
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  There are a few billion file recovery tools for Windows / NTFS / FAT32 that would have made quick work ou... : rosewood
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    It is kind of the case. You can never be sure that some files aren't corrupt due to overwrites, and you ... : qsylvr
    • Surely one of the other file system formats takes care of this... : rosewood
• damn you suck : JINKY
• a prof of mine told me how he did a rm -fr / tmp (space before the tmp) and nuked his root partition and ... : -Panther-
• I remember the feeling when I deleted a project off the shared network instead of locally. I learned they : buzzbat
• Oops : angrytaxman
• hahahahahahah oh fuck... i laughed so hard when I saw "fired at work" and "rm -rf *" because that was the... : Madwacker

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  looks fake : Luminair
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    ... what? : bording
    • shopped, seen a lot of shops in my day : kaddar0
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  Can get the key and pick which version I want to download, but when I go to download it errors out, guess... : shackwack
  • Its up, just try a few times, i did it 3 times, 3 different keys :D : posito
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  Yes! Its downloading now, and I got 3 spare serials since the download link wasnt working but now got it... : posito
  • isn't there only 6 total serials : dignan
• With so many copies of Win 7 out there by next year I hope they have a non-destructive way to upgrade to ... : Fred Garvin
• Hell yeah! I was about to ask when this was going to be available. : menar003
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  Can't download. I've logged in, but the page just shows the javascript circular page and nothing else co... : sukabljat
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    That happened to me when I used Chrome, switched to IE and it worked flawlessly! : posito
    • Yup, same here. Chrome didn't work but IE8 did. : menar003
    • Good to know! : MacemanInTW
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  any mention of the virtual xpm? : synack
  • I'm pretty sure I saw that it was going to be publicly available, but I haven't seen a link for that yet. : bording
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    I thought it wasn't in the RC1, although i have seen it around as a seperate download : dignan
    • yeah, i know its available via msdn/technet. wasn't sure how they were going to do it for the public, an... : synack
• Man cant get it to work. : ant_hillbilly
• Last try worked (IE7 with addons) and I'm downloading now. : sukabljat
• Says the file isn't on the server yet. : Serpico74
• Working for me, but I had to switch from Firefox to IE8 32-bit (64-bit wouldn't load the ActiveX control)... : Wadmaasi
• Says the page cannot be found now. Damnit : ant_hillbilly
• the page isn't accessible anymore : carnivore
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  :-( ... I have a new box waiting for Win7 goodness (built it this weekend) ... link is not working for me... : Nation
  • why is it that every link I go to on the www.microsoft.com goes to a search result page? : Nation
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    32bit ONLY Try this. http://wb.dlservice.microsoft.com/download/release/windows7/4/0/c/40c1e714-791... : ant_hillbilly
    • ha, damn thats down also, just worked before. : ant_hillbilly
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      I think I am getting it from that ... I don't really know enough to know the difference between 32 an... : Nation
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        What processor do you have? : ant_hillbilly
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          Intel Core 2 Duo E8400 : Nation
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            get 64bit then. : ant_hillbilly
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              right now both are downloading ... the sad thing is the 32bit version is downloading a lot faster ... ... : Nation
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                No reason for you to get 32bit, just cancel it and get the 64bit version. : ant_hillbilly
                • alright, alright ... the "more then 3gb of ram" comment below really pushed me to go from "paused" to "ca... : Nation
    • Dragon-drop works. : Ride-My-Rocket
• Sweet got in. The download manager was still on my desktop, it opened up IE and started. : ant_hillbilly
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  The whole Windows 7 website has disappeared now : glio1337
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    Scratch that. The entire WINDOWS website is gone : glio1337
    • And now it seems the entire website is up and delivering keys : glio1337
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  Yeah, only works in IE. : Serpico74
  • doesn't work for me in IE, page gone : dignan
  • Same here. Didn't work in Firefox, worked in IE. : exigence7
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  64 bit version http://wb.dlservice.microsoft.com/dl/download/release/windows7/e/b/5/eb58e76e-17fa-409b... : Penis Brittle
  • drag n drop works, clicking the link is borked. : Penis Brittle
  • downloading : Visceral Monkey
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    <3 : glio1337
    • :( Went from 400kb.. now it's 44kb : glio1337
  • right-click saveas worked, 950KB/s , nice! : dignan
  • Sweet :) : MacemanInTW
  • 9 MB / s! woo! : cowbs
  • yay...is this just build 7100 that came out on torrents a week or two back? : r3ckless
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    so how do you install an ISO? : hobosapien
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      Burn it to a DVD. Make sure it's bootable. : skinlab133
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        damn..is there no other way? fuck : hobosapien
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          Its so easy, download nero trial to burn it as ISO file and you're done. : posito
          • shit I just downloaded imgburn for free. : Sailor of Fortune
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    Doesn't work for me =( : SatansFist
    • Nevermind, opened in IE : SatansFist
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    This stopped at 608MB... : fleabug
    • Went back to the page in IE and logged in this time. Started again and downloading woo! : fleabug
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  Which version is best, 32 or 64 bit? : 5150Joker
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    I think a related by better question is - how do I know which I should get? : Nation
    • Well I have a crappy AMD X2 64 bit processor but who knows which version runs better on it. : 5150Joker
  • If you have a 64-bit CPU then there are very few reasons to even consider the 32-bit version of Windows t... : nudel
  • 64, because at some point you're going to have more than 3 gigs of ram in your computer. (the video card ... : re-verse
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    Always use the 64-bit version of Win7 or Vista, unless your CPU doesn't support it or you have less than ... : Link.
    • Also 64-bit is faster if you have 2GB of RAM or more. : Link.
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  this has been available for at least a week. did you guys think the "Official" download would be differen... : retarded talking dinosaur
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    Can you blame people for wanting an official version rather than one which could've had trojans or been a... : nudel
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      yes they did. hashes, checksums. im not throwing a fit over something so ridiculous, just curious. : retarded talking dinosaur
      • i was pretty skeptical but after verifying the md5 and sha i figured what the hell. but in all fairness ... : smacknca
      • The only checksums I saw (on the Windows tweaking forums etc) were silly posts that just confirmed that "... : nudel
  • 99% chance it's exactly the same. : Visceral Monkey
• I like that they released it early, instead of tomorrow morning or afternoon. That would have sucked. : ant_hillbilly
• BTW if you have a key from the beta, apparently they're the same ones, so no need to get a new one. : DOOManiac
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  argh, after selecting English for 64bit i logged in and then just get a spinning green circle thingy... n... : dignan
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    they're the same keys from the beta. : retarded talking dinosaur
    • the keys from the beta work, but you will get also get a new key if collecting product keys is your thing... : sharpie
  • If you're using Chrome, dont, use IE when going on this site. : posito
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    Use IE : themaestro2657
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      I am an IE user : dignan
      • hmm firefox worked the first page load, IE tab still spinning :( : dignan
  • Firefox works great. : vx2o
• everytime i refresh the page i get a new key. i could do this all day : CoRDS
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  download manager is giving me a problem? wtf? : hobosapien
  • yea seems to not work with downloadthemall : Iwannaacura
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  Crap, now my 800k/s is down to anywhere from 5 to 200. I guess I will install it tomorrow. : menar003
  • restart the download, im still hovering around 800KB/s : dignan
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  how big should the 64 bit file be? my download stopped with an iso that is 374ish MB? : Nation
  • well, I renamed that first file and started the download up again, maybe when I get up in the morning it ... : Nation
  • 64 bit 3.05GB and the 32 bit version is 2.36GB : posito
  • should be like 3 gigs : xsoulbrothax
  • Mine just crapped out at 849MB. :( I think that's my cue to wait a day or two for the rush to die down. I... : Marlin
• thanks for the link... took exactly 25minutes from dvd burn finish to posting on shack in firefox in 64bi... : sludge vohaul
• I have what could potentially be a stupid question, but I've never really messed around with OS's much so... : Ctrl-Phreak
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  Ok im at the "download manager will begin download page" and nothing......I am have tried IE and Firefox.... : jdmSlix
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    right click save-as the link above : dignan
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      There is no link=( : jdmSlix
      • ...the subthread above w/ the most replies.... : dignan
• Already got my copy and is currently installing on my laptop, 64-bit FTW! : Darkfox76
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  Is 64 or 32 the right way to go, assuming 4GB or less of ram? : SeaLlama
  • nm just noticed subthread above. : SeaLlama
  • Read above. Always go with 64-bit, if you have a x64 processor. : Link.
• I'm really tempted to grab this, but I don't want to have to install everything all over again... : Pacalon
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  How big is the 64 bit version installed? Will it fit on a mini 9 with the small ssd drive? : Visceral Monkey
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    the system requirements are right there on that page : mikecyb
    • Hey, awesome mike, thanks for insightful input. Alas, I'm downloading from another link without that info... : Visceral Monkey
  • MS recommends having 20 gigs of space, so I doubt it'd work all that well. : yosemiteclimber
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  How can you find out if your processor supports the 64-bit OS? I have two old machines that I'd like to t... : Bean
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    dxdiag in the run command : posito
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      okay, but where in dxdiag does it say that? : Bean
      • well, ok. hmm just copy the info you see about your CPU and google it to see if its 64 bit. : posito
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    If it is an AMD Athlon 64 or newer, you are golden DUHHH If it is an Intel http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... : rosewood
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      cpuid is your friend as well here : rosewood
      • grassyass rosie! : Bean
  • Get Cpuz. : Link.
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  50 KB/s...fuck : 5150Joker
  • Yup gonna wait for torrent or tomorrow : Mondo
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    when it gets slow pausing and resuming gets it back up to speed. : pyide
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      haha, I remember doing that back in the day when I was on 56k. One day, these tricks will be lost in time... : thecray
      • "ooh, i'm getting 4.2KB/sec, i had better not fuck with this...MOM, NO, I"M ON THE PHONE--" *download ... : EvilDolemite
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  Finished download both 32bit and 64bit. Now, I ask, when does this version of 7 "deactivate"? : posito
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    Apparently in June it'll deactivate, but it'll start shutting down your computer every 2 hours in March 2... : coraldayton
    • June 2010. : thecray
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      i don't understand this move at all : shavenewok
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        You get to use a better product free then it stops working. At which point, hopefully, you can afford to ... : Lightzout
        • to be honest vista is working really really well for me. i use it for my media center. i also play l4d on... : CoRDS
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      Wait, June as in June 2009? Whats the point of even downloading this for less then 1 month :( : posito
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        There's a whole page of information in the link posted in the OP. It's June 2010 : Nali4Freedom
        • Sweet, thats awesome. I'll be buying Windows 7 on launch for sure anyways hopefully this year! : posito
        • Its only like a few lines down from the top, not exactly hidden either. : Lightzout
• My download speeds are all over the place. At one point they're up above 900 KB/sec and then the next sec... : angrytaxman
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  I don't understand, I have RC 7000 installed, the first release. Do I have to reinstall Windows 7 to get... : manlyman
  • http://www.blogsdna.com/3083/how-to-upgrade-windows-7-beta-build-7000-to-windows-7-rc-build-7100.htm : dignan
  • You can upgrade, but you shouldn't: 1) This program isn't for your benefit, it's for Microsoft's benef... : uncleanmonkey
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  Also, the Virtual XP mode beta for Win7 is out as well http://www.microsoft.com/windows/virtual-pc/ : watcherxp
  • where is it? : smacknca
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  I got a free copy of Vista through that Power Together promotion someone posted on the shack a while ago.... : gibolas1234
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    they always do that stuff for IT people, the more IT people running their OS the more recomendations they... : dignan
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      Well if you get info about a Windows 7 one kindly post it on the Shack :) : gibolas1234
      • I usually hit up microsoft conferences around release time. I got 3 copies of Vista Ultimate this way, an... : thecray
• my verification email wont work :/ : esmokah
• hilarious. I'm down to about the final 10 megabytes and the connection seems to be dropping out to nearl... : burning eye
• anyone updated from Vista to the RC? Would you recommend it? I kind of want to try it but I'm not really ... : aeg1x
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  Haha, what? Starting on March 1, 2010, your PC will begin shutting down every two hours. Windows will not : evildanish
  • So you get to use it hassle free for 10 months. I can't recall many other "shareware" programs (especia... : Sludgehead
  • well that's a novel way to end an RC. : nomaad
  • If you're still running this 1 year from now there's something wrong with you. : timmie
  • Would you prefer if the PC didn't boot at all? : uncleanmonkey

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  Maybe they pull all the way back into his forearm past his wrist? : FieryRed
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    ^^^ This. His claws are as long as his forearm, minus about an inch. : theargent
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      If that's the case, it still doesn't really make sense. If for some reason he had his wrist at a 90 degre... : mechanicalgrape
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        Maybe he can't deploy them like that? : ArcKnight
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          Well, his claws cut through his flesh every time he pops them. If his wrist was bent forward towards his ... : theargent
          • When they come out.... does it hurt? Every time. : kungfusquirrel
          • or maybe the mechanism would force his wrist that way : alexthegreat2
      • I think the reason is because it is a comic book and it looks cool. : Poor Yurik
      • that's true, but he has control over them and probably wouldn't retract them with his hand in the wrong p... : mikecyb
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        yes that's what happens, it's also why you never see him bend his hand around that radically when he depl... : SpaecKow
        • Now Deadpool's blades, that was fucking retarded. : SpaecKow
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          yeah but that was worked out in one of the first two X-Men movies, so they probably just copied it from t... : mikecyb
          • Yeah now that you mention it there were the x-rays in the first two films, though there weren't animation... : SpaecKow
        • Except that they were horribly, inexplicably computer animatead : Begawkiness
      • He has done that before - his hands were shackled and bolted to a wall in that position and he popped the... : AxeMan808
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        Maybe it's like trying to pee with a boner. : gibolas1234
        • So he pees on the wall? : GoodBoy
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  I thought they showed this in the movie? : jamesray
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    I didn't see the movie. : mechanicalgrape
    • Good thing. It's pretty much FieryRed says. : jamesray
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  they all go back in his ass : Utopia
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    that is not true Utopia : ArcKnight
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      Indeed it would be more Dystopian : Schnapple
      • not on the shack : razorblade79
  • if this is true, you know he had them specially made to do that. : arcane_
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  When they are in his arms, they have the consistency of jelly. Upon piercing the skin (on the way out) th... : the_burd
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    no, they are part of his skeleton. he had them before they were bonded with adamantium. : Poor Yurik
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      I still think the bone claws retcon is the worst part of the Wolverine character. : Dechter
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        That's one of the coolest things about him. The Weapon X comics were fucking awesome. : Poor Yurik
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          Negatory. The character was much more interesting before the garbage bone claws were added in 2001. : Dechter
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            they were added long before that : Clay
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              Well, whenever it was that Magneto ripped out his skeleton. I stopped reading the comics long before tha... : Dechter
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                I think you are mistaken of when they were introduced. They've long been a part of his character, WAY be... : Poor Yurik
                • And super senses. People always forget the super senses. He's the perfect ninja. And was trained as one. : AxeMan808
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                  Stan Lee said that when they first introduced the character in Incredible Hulk, the claws were just teles... : HojuSimpson
                  • He was also a hyperevolved wolverine. They changed a lot. : walker270
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                  I don't even read comics anymore and I'm pretty sure the whole "born with claws" thing is an invention wi... : AgentPothead
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                    It was introduced/confirmed in Wolverine v1 #75, back in 1993 or so. : Clay
                    • So for half his life he's had them? That is more reasonable than 1/3, but I still think it's stupid :) : AgentPothead
    • I was being silly. : the_burd
  • subtle : Unleashed
• they materialize and dissolve back into his bone : mindshot
• they are around the length of his forearms and retract all the way back through his hand to fit entirely ... : mikecyb
• he has pointy elbows. Pointy, razor-sharp elbows. : Spoetzl
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  http://www.comicvine.com/wolverines-claws/12-46496/ : SeaLlama
  • wow that's pretty cool. comic book science! : mikecyb
  • nice, i likey the linky : sanewave
• They liquefy when they are retracted back into his body, being able to move freely. Then they turn solid ... : dumbacid
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  Please explain this as well : how does he heal so fast? I mean, that's just not possible. :( : mwasher
  • steroids : r3dn3ck
  • His body taps into the concentrated, infinite power of liquid awesome. : Arcanum
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    some animals can regrow appendages : Clay
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      Wolverine is a mutha fucking STAR FISH YO : pres589
      • lol'd : royalally
    • Not that fast. : r3ckless
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    Also how can superman fly : r3ckless
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      he has no means of propulsion..unless he's farting really really fast and has a colon of steal. : r3ckless
      • That butt pirate! : Sailor of Fortune
  • well thats kinda the point with mutants. : papaskot
  • and yet you don't have an issue with a dude shooting lasers from his eyes. pew pew. : erotic sock
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  More importantly, where do those 4ft blades that Deadpool (from the movie) had go when he retracts them? ... : Toxy
  • he has a portable matter reassembler thingy (like the food machine in startrek) that manufacturs the blad... : r3ckless
  • To wherever shitty movies come from. : Fayk
  • Elsewhere. : lightly inclined
  • Well, his arms were awfully stiff at his sides before he extended them.... And there were only about 2... : Arcanum
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  In his butt : gmd
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    Nature's Pocket : sgtsanity
    • "Make sure Bender doesn't pick your pocket!" : AxeMan808
• This is one reason why Batman is cool. He's just a dude in a suit with a lot of cool toys. : Ziz
• Has Wolverine ever injured himself while picking his nose? : Ziz
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  You should know better than to ask this question on the shack. Prepare to have your ass kicked. : DMac20
  • Awww, did someone ask a stupid question and get reamed for it? Cause I don't see any of what you're d... : Ebu
• You could see where they were on an x-ray image. : pigvomit
• Could they block a lightsaber? : fleabug
• In his mutant power bag, next to his healing powers and pointy hair powers. : Begawkiness
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  http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2779971/real_working_homemade_wolverine_claws_x_men/ : opengl128
  • It would be very hard not to stab a person if I had access to such a device. :( : DOOManiac
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    That guy has some box aggression issues. I wonder if he wasn't hurt by a box as a child. : rosewood
    • He's traumatized by the time he turned his back to a supposedly innocent box. He then blacked out and wo... : Grimp
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    that was really not as badass as he hoped. : dahanese
    • this is the truest post in this entire thread : ninjase
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    watch me go crazy on this cardboard box with my brand new wolverine claws... wtf... thats like buying an ... : jane911
    • You want him to murder somebody's cat or something? : famine101
  • that box never stood a chance lol : razorblade79
  • FUCKING BOX : Serpico74
  • Removed :( : cr00kedview
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  and what is the deal with Mary Poppins' handbag???? : sgtsanity
  • LSD. : creep
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  Why doesn't Magneto destroy his own body when he uses his powers? : Link.
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    because he isnt made of metal? : radula
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      Wouldn't he instantly destroy all the iron in his body? : Link.
      • its not like he blasts all metal away, he can choose what metal he controls. : radula
      • His power isn't to destroy it is to control. And he likes to live. : buzzbat
• The same place Sailor Moon keeps her wand... : Kniggit
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  Howcome Cyclops doesn't blow his eyelids off? : ninjase
  • or break his neck? : sharpie
  • He's immune to his own beam. He can hold it back it behind his hands if he needs to. : Ebu
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    Forget that, why when he has his glasses on is there not a wicked red glow behind the glasses? Shouldn't... : Omaha
    • I bet his sunglasses are Ray Bans. : cr00kedview
    • you bring up an excellent point. i will stump my know everything about xmen comic nerd friend with this l... : xxiv
  • His eyes are solar powered. Or moonglow powered. : walker270
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  why doesn't hulk use spandex : razorblade79
  • Levi's 501s, now with unstable molecules. : cerealSAM2
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    This is a good point since the technology exists in the Marvel universe, look at Mr. Fantastic. : Evil Benius
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      hulk look better without shirt! : Degenerate
      • Yeah I guess you cannot argue with this. : Evil Benius
• This is one of those instances somebody just tackles on superpowers without giving a lot of thought into ... : zehh
• a wizard did it : RikiTiki2
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  If Superman was piloting the Death Star to attack a Borg Cube piloted by Batman who would win? : baronzemo78
  • Batman, always. He's the one who put the shaft in the Death Star. : SockMonkeh

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• Yeah that kind of stuff is really lame, in addition to not funny : dognose
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  Wait you mean like "regulars" made a fake dognose (impersonator) account or regulars just made new accoun... : soggybagel
  • Well for instance today someone made a fake mr sleepy account and posted with it referring to a prior pos... : Rauol Duke
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    you're not allowed to make a troll account at all, is what it comes down to. accounts impersonating regu... : mikecyb
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      I was aware of the no troll account, just wasn't sure what Raoul meant. : soggybagel
      • P.S. My troll accounts are Phil, Trove, and Dahanese. : soggybagel
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  I guess I missed all the fail of people trying to be funny under fake accounts. : thrallie200
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    Apparently, i have AIDS! : askedrelic
    • Well yeah you're here aren't you? : deject
• Yay! That shit is lame. : midgetherder
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  Disregard the above, I like cocks : Rauo1 Duke : mechanicalgrape
  • lol : Godhatesfatpeople
  • hehe : whistletits
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    http://rauol_duke.shackspace.com/angry.jpg : Rauol Duke
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      haha you are getting a lot of mileage out of that photo : mikecyb
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        It's my favorite thing on the internet next to Brazilian Fart Porn. : Rauol Duke
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          link please : Phreakin
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            Seconded, I'm going crazy guessing how this actually works, do they burn it? : Endymion_
            • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=15838442#itemanchor_15838442 : Rauol Duke
  • this made me lol : ninj0rc
  • fkin lol : MercFox1
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  hell i can't be funny under this account, I'm sure making another wouldn't help. : jonin
  • yeah man, I'm not very funny to you people. I doubt trying to impersonate nyranger66 would not be very s : deject
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  I thought it was funny the first time :( : askedrelic
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    I'm sure zebra cum was funny the first time someone used it. Now look at it. It's like a giant flag someo... : Rauol Duke
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      LA Story :( : Deathlove
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        Every post you make is another notch up the thermostat of hate. : Rauol Duke
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          but i have 25000 posts : Deathlove
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            It reaches from here to Jupiter. : Rauol Duke
            • http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Baby%20Ducks.jpg : Deathlove
• yeah ... that was kinda funny like 4 years ago. Wait, no, it was stupid then too. WOOOOOO!!! : virus
• Who did that? they must've spelt the names very similarly? : abrasion
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  How do I know you're the real Rauol Duke? SYLAR! : ejectorpod
  • I was once Drucifer but the original heroic Rauol Duke's mind was wrote over the drucifer brain after Rau : Rauol Duke
• why not just ban them completely for it. even i dont stoop to that shit : CoRDS
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  Can we get a one week wtfhorse for anyone that leaves there account open on a public computer and has it : stgdz
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    relic was a victim of the fake accounts and lakren gave his account password to kgargs. All of the above... : redfive
    • lakren is banned? roflmao : Phreakin
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      I'm banned!?!? : askedrelic
      • thank god i hated that guy : Deathlove
    • what a shame : Bamtan
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      God bless you Lakren wherever you are. : ateam311
      • What the hell is a lakren? : Ride-My-Rocket
    • hahahahaha : ejectorpod
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      That's what you get fro trusting someone with a Shack name like kgargonmagrix79. : Fred Garvin
      • that's the same guy as kgargs? : RikiTiki2
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      is he saying Lakren or iarken? : RikiTiki2
      • iakren : RikiTiki2
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  i was hoping to bust out Raoul Duke >:( : Dave-A
  • Yeah me too. >:( Stupid Fileshack. : Rauol Duke
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    I'm not sure most people would notice the difference, but the lack of green user name would be a dead giv... : MercFox1
    • you need some greasemonkey for that : supersonic potato
    • It's only visible to the greasemonkey peeps as green : Phreakin
    • I should say, dead giveaway to me. greasemonkey isn't all that widespread? : MercFox1
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      what greasemonkey script is that? I haven't heard of it? : ysbreker
      • Mod Marker You can get it here: http://lmnopc.com/greasemonkey/ : ThomW
      • mod marker, check dodob's profile for a list of them all : nodebug
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  So who was it? : gmd
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    gegtik : askedrelic
    • at least it was more funny than Qwantz :\ : mwasher
• Funniest inf in a while, RD. Nice. : brickmatt
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  Who did what exactly? Any lowdown on the funnies (if any were to be had)? : randomposter
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    askedreiic, : yoonix
    • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=19814203#itemanchor_19814203 : askedrelic
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    http://www.shacknews.com/search.x?type=comments&terms=&cs_user=askedreIic : Flying h4x0r
    • Hey, I'M THAT GUY! : askedrelic
• What. : Bean
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  holy shit I had no idea you were a mod LOOK AT WHAT THIS PLACE TURNED INTO : yoonix
  • Imagine how surprised I was! : Rauol Duke
  • IT WAS DUKE!!!!!! : Thisispol
  • GG GAMEFLY! I BLAME ECO'S WIFE'S TITS : Ride-My-Rocket
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  ok DrWaffles we should probably let them know now.... : pancake humper
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    yeah, sorry guys i am actually pancake humper and drwaffles : DrFlammable
    • "uuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" : DrWaffles
    • wait what : pancake humper
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  I miss character accounts :( : Clay
  • I do too actually. :( : Rauol Duke
  • We all do, Clay. We all do. : Rotten Deadite
  • they flew too close to the sun : tashtego
• STFU FATTY! : jedi_27
• Can we request a character account for those of us who wish to build up their reputation on the shack? : phipple

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  You have a home with a 20'x12' den but only one bedroom? : Wombat Woo
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    four bedrooms. two are small. : EvilDolemite
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      four bedroom with only two people (atm) and you cant even get a gaming room? : feek
      • i do get a gaming room, the smaller one however : EvilDolemite
    • How about if baby gets two bedrooms. 1 for all it's baby stuff and another empty one for whatever a baby ... : DarkWolf5
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  Man, FUCK babies! : Bean
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz8nfKEfAIk : trOmblyj
    • http://ajelledge.com/gallery/BabiesFunMakeEat.jpg : Bean
  • Wtf gross! : LilCrypto
  • That's not how you get babies. : lolpatrol
  • no serioiusly.. fuck babies. : med1c
• you sound mad. are you mad? : n0v4
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  An abortion out of the question? : lightly inclined
  • Abort the marriage? Probably a good idea at this point. But I think it's too late to abort the wife. : BlackCat9
• Stay strong. Just say no to children : bozer
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  The really weird part is, he lives alone : Dave-A
  • lol. oh man. I almost believe it too : AssGoblin
• Fuck that shit. : ThomW
• Um, fuck no. When she gets pregnant, then you convert rooms into nurseries. Not before. : riptyde
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  Whoa, I didn't even know you were having a baby. Congrats! : twifosp
  • reading failure : twifosp
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  you just got owned pussy : feek
  • ^^^^ : yosemiteclimber
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    how is your wife and home that you own? : EvilDolemite
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      im not sure how that's relevant, but i have been living with my gf for about 6 years now. i missed where ... : feek
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        Oh feek man, LOL, you are going to pay some day if you ever reproduce. Its called karma and I hope to Go... : Lightzout
        • Nice kid. : famine101
        • cute kid man. also, your son growing up with a dog rocks. when/if i have kids, i'm totally getting the ru... : xxiv
        • The shack is high on karma... : ieGod
      • The proper response is How's your job? : walker270
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      hahaha - yeah I love the shackers that talk shit yet have nothing. :D : virus
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        what are you talking about have nothing? if i have a 4br house i sure as fuck am going to have a man pad : feek
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          wasn't exactly talking about you, but in lots of these threads, there are tons of guys that are like "oh ... : virus
          • word : feek
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            Whoa, wait. You guys don't even have a baby yet, and she's not even pregnant? Ok, sorry feek - I apol... : virus
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              Also, what the fuck is with people who say "we" are pregnant. No, folks. That's not how it works. SHE ... : Bean
              • Yeah thats fucking gay. Argh. : virus
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                Hahaha. Bean strikes again. : midgetherder
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                  UNLESS YOU'VE GOT A ZYGOTE UP IN THIS BOOCH, I DON'T WANNA HEAR NONE OF THAT "WE" ARE PREGNANT SHIT! : Bean
                  • I'm not oppressing you, Stan -- you haven't got a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to : midgetherder
                  • Please use that line to your pregnant woman. If you think the monthly hormone party is bad, you ain't see... : [7]kami
            • ahahha and here I was wondering WTF is wrong with you? : Mad Brahmin Disease
          • HAVE FUN WITH YOUR WIFE WHO LOVES YOU *uses tears as lube* : erotic sock
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            dude, i'm sorry, but a woman can't say "i want to have a baby at some point, get the fuck out of this roo... : dahanese
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              I may need you to talk to my wife if we have a second kid. : Lightzout
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                tell her that having a vagina does not make her special : dahanese
                • Actually, my office/den/fortess of solitude exists in a region in the lowest coldest part of the house th... : Lightzout
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      home ownership and marriage are both grossly over-rated. : -Panther-
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        so are tvs over 42" and the kindle : EvilDolemite
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          so are achievements, video games, movies, sex, alcohol, drugs, beaches, summer and death : posito
          • you forgot herpes and swine flu : Lightzout
          • sex, alcohol, and the beach are not over rated my friend. : xxiv
        • my tv is only 40" and my kindle is a first gen. I'm hardly a man at all :( : -Panther-
      • Agreed. If I can do it anyone can. : ThomW
• You sound thrilled about the idea of being a father. : rudds
• Why are you having to give all that shit up and she isn't even preggers yet? : fleabug
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  Haha, fool! She's already planning the baby room and you think she's going to wait a few years? : Visceral Monkey
  • This was my thinking as well. : Colleton
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    She's already preg : cpt_gloval
    • This is the shack.. She's pregnant AND cheating on you : dafugg
  • yes, the sirens should be going off nice and loud right now : Deathlove
  • I cant wait for ED's typical response to these replies : maulla
• Prisoners get an 8 * 12 also. : skitzo
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  Why are you being forced to change rooms for a baby she's not even pregnant with yet? : Vincent Grayson
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    Better yet, I like how he seems to think that it's still years off if he's being made to switch rooms NOW... : Bean
    • She's going to will the baby into existence next Tuesday and it'll be ready to go by July 4. : delataur
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    Well, I can't really expand on anything that hasn't been said in a previous thread, so I'll just stick wi... : boarder2
    • Crap. Misreply. Damn you lc.app! : boarder2
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  you have to get rid of your room before she even gets preggers? fuck that noise. : dahanese
  • I didn't give up my computer room until my son was a year old. Of course, we were in a pretty large 2b... : kungfusquirrel
• LOL : Ajax
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  Wait... why does the baby need a 20x12 room? : trevis
  • Read, OWNED. : posito
• Get a classic guitar and a convertible for the mid-life crisis you might be having in a few years : 60days
• My office is now in the Living Room for the 2nd baby. It actually is pretty cool, i can now watch my big ... : historyinthemaking
• definitely owned : ninjase
• babies suck, always taken up space, eating your food, shitting themselves, grabbin your wifes tits. assho... : mindshot
• I bet she's barren. : Rice-Rocketeer
• Oh god, I'm so sorry for you. My wife keeps trying to nudge me out of our spare room for this fictional b... : firewoodman
• Yeah same thing happened to me. Now that my station is in the living room I get to have to explain everyt... : melt_core
• You need your own man town or you'll end up insane/murdering her in her sleep. Fuck that shit. And fuck b... : bozer
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  My old man gave me some great advice.... Son, there are two things in your house that you should never : stgdz
  • a real man would've hung drywall first : Deathlove
  • texas has basements, just not in all houses : RikiTiki2
• ............................. - oh my : jedi_27
• amateurs! the trick is to buy a house with 2 spare rooms! : cptstern
• lol! You'll be trading in the WRX for a minivan soon. ahahahahahahaahh : FormerHPB
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  Dumb question but why would you be losing a den when said baby doesn't even exist yet? : abrasion
  • The buzzer is going off on his wife's baby oven and she's starting to feel a need to brew up some diaper ... : pres589
• I'm a bit of a pushover but Jesus. There's no way I'd give up a room that important to my enjoyment. : ateam311