It's too late to talk your way out of it. Just read:

• S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat Announced
• A new Batman Arkham Asylum trailer
• Another look at Borderlands' new art style
• Gearbox still working away on Aliens
• Brutal Legend screenshots introduce Lemmy
• Fable 2 DLC dated, free multiplayer weekend announced