Morning Discussion

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  Find a DVD with a picture of a ear on the front and then take a picture of yourself sniffing it. : dognose
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    K. Looking : nyranger66
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      http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_heekobt5oxj3hbwmz90c.jpg http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPho... : nyranger66
      • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=19524805#itemanchor_19524805 : TheNiXXeD
• masturbate : lakren
• this could get amusing. :) : Fredrik S
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  DVD case on head. : edgewise
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    http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_jei8td5wrt9215z194jj.jpg : nyranger66
    • how 'bout a shave and a haircut hippie : PapaBoo
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  turn a whole row of dvd covers upside down. : PapaBoo
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    Papaboo that is lame but I'll do it anyway http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_hgyauhw2zzxvixzd2g... : nyranger66
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      oh man is VITVbL5AV any good? : mikecyb
      • or ∀I⅂∀ᴚ⊥S∩∀ I guess : mikecyb
    • this is pretty good : thekidd
    • lol, u had to pick the gayest movie in the store : PapaBoo
  • lol don't flip it back after the picture either : Edges
• is that a blockbuster? : .Jayson
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  Put a bag of chips on that tv hanging from the ceiling. : zebosausamite
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    http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_lpcyj6q1hitzaaeas7v4.jpg : nyranger66
    • Awesome! : zebosausamite
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      I don't know why but I find this hilarious :( : mikecyb
      • me too :D : ass-street
      • me too hahahaha : stelth
    • hahaha : dmason
    • lmao. Full of win. : coolbreezr
    • hahahahaha this one is amazing : disposition
  • ahahahahaha that makes my day : andre GiANT
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  Scan customer's head for price check. : Greymatter42
  • Or draw a UPC on your arm and attempt to rent yourself. If that's even possible. : Greymatter42
• better yet, point that upc wand at someones FACE : get_navi
• put the candy on the movie racks, the movies in the fridge, and the cokes on the candy display. : thekidd
• Ask the next pretty girl that comes in if you can take her picture for us. The take her picture and post... : The_Archon
• haha that prompt on the screen brings back memories... i worked in a bb for 3½ years, and i do not miss ... : barichnikov
• prep some DVDs its thursday. if not, go order those empty dvd cases so its easier on the PVT person on... : barichnikov
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  take a swig out of one of those cokes and put it back in the fridge : Patch-e
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    http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_msqyb83p6b2i2tyj129s.jpg http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPho... : nyranger66
    • lols : Slowtreme
    • what the hell! : radula
    • rofl this is becoming the best thread ever : disposition
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  Shake up all of those Cokes in the fridge : .Jayson
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    http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_xd4ga91gb7bhfafzlfov.jpg : nyranger66
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      That's not all of them fucker. I can see the ones in back with no foam. : sigpro
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        I think that is the back of the fridge too, he didn't shake the ones up in the front! : jabuck
        • Oh shit you are right. What a bitch. : sigpro
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          Ohhh that is quite the front of the cooler : nyranger66
          • Not that it matters both side of the cooler is available to the customers : nyranger66
    • lol : jabuck
    • hhahahaha : pwnage1232
    • lol : oHnOES
    • THATS HOW HE ROLLS! : oHnOES
    • AWESOME! now you have to post pics of the first person to buy one and make sure you tell the customers... : .Jayson
    • this is beautiful! : m0rfus
    • hahahahaha : Yanks
    • lol : kainen1
    • haha : khaosman
    • hahahaha fuck yeah : virus
    • hahaha : askedrelic
    • hahaha, this is pure awesome! : dumbacid
    • hahahahahaha : disposition
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  Take 2 DVDs with interesting titles and put them together making an even more interesting name. : .Jayson
  • That sounds fun. : dmason
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  Take a picture of your coworkers : pancake humper
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    By myself : nyranger66
    • Take a picture of you locking the door and getting in your car. : pancake humper
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  Make a house of cards but use DVD cases instead of cards. : Prozium
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    http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_kmnoo4rese5bv91bu49g.jpg : nyranger66
    • I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in. So he huffed, and he puffed, and he puffed, and h : jabuck
• add unlimited rentals to an account i made at a blockbuster in the bahamas? : Geoff Jr.
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  make a house out of some gift cards : mikecyb
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    Michael cyber that will take forever. : nyranger66
    • well a small house, like a house of (gift) cards! it doesn't have to be impressive or anything, just do ... : mikecyb
• post pics of a few dvds that are the closest thing to porn that blockbuster carries : FrayLo
• take a picture with the next customer that walks in. : jabuck
• pics of employee restroom and office. : ass-street
• Take a shit in the popcorn distributor. : Utopia
• decorate the pole and celebrate festivus with a feat of strength : Fredrik S
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  nyranger -- remember those CSS days? ha -- I'd like you to create a 'chalk outline' of a dead body using : thief
  • this would be a great idea! : GrimmyD
• This whole thread is fucking gold. nyranger, youre my new hero... hahahaha : stelth
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  stand on the counter like king kong surveying new york from the empire state building : mXENO
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    http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_6tll1e8tpy0nty4x9xkm.jpg : nyranger66
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      I see plenty of candy bars that would make excellent hands and feet for my suggestion! : thief
      • I see a security camera :( : Dusty_Slim
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  hey whatever happened with all those missing DVDs or whatever that you thought was going to get you fired... : hirez
  • It's in my pants. aw yeah! : Maddog_Delphi97
  • Never found. Still here though! : nyranger66
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  Which blockbuster do you work at, this looks familiar : Moonraker7
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    all look the same! : hirez
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      just like nyranger am i right? : tashtego
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        nyranger looks nothing like a blockbuster! he's asian! : hirez
        • all rook same! : zerog83
  • lol, they all look the same : .Jayson
• Scan your penis! : voodooraze
• Draw dongs on one of the movie posters : gigaduck
• this thread is awesome. put 'vulger' in the kids section. : papaskot
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  this might be the greatest thread of 2009. : biskits
  • i love this thread also. : SlingBlaze
  • nyranger has finally proved useful!!! : askedrelic
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  Go to a funeral for an old school chum. : Deathlove
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    Then follow him home, and threaten to have him arrested for illegal medication once he tells you about th... : Lone Swordsman
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      I was actually going with Clerks. : Deathlove
      • I never tried it....pervert.... : aux7
• this is one of the best threads we've seen in a while. : thekidd
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  show us all the money in the drawer : suqur
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    http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_uutbwmuqio3tra4q5u1z.jpg : nyranger66
    • wipe your nuts with that 50. (no confirm pic, plz.) : biskits
    • Now face the damn bills, you slob! Top of the head to the right, always always always. : Bold
• Sometimes I miss those days working at Blockbuster. : kelzmelzer
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  This thread gets an A+ for entertainment value : Begawkiness
  • I agree. I love the stupid suggestions that have been made. :D : silent prophet
• Look in the express return bin! : azenmaster
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  take a picture of yourself inside the drop box : kainen1
  • By myself. Buy I totally would. : nyranger66
• Guys I gotta charge my iPhone + I actually have work to do. Be back in 15 or so. : nyranger66
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  Add "LTC" to the comments/notes on a Shacker's account. I'd tell you mine, but I've never rented from the... : PointlesS76
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    Somebody give me the number on the back of their card. : nyranger66
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      shackmessaged. : hirez
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        http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_4xetjtckyjk7ojaem5as.jpg : nyranger66
        • can you give me like $50 in credit? : sigpro
        • awesome =) : GrimmyD
        • LOL'D : tangles
        • hahaha : jabuck
        • looooool : askedrelic
        • Hahahaha. Awesome. : Ormsbee
        • haha awesome : mikecyb
        • hahahahaha : virus
        • Hahaha, this is the apex of the thread so far. : DrWaffles
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          buahaha. I cannot wait to go to the store tonight. : hirez
          • May not show up at your store till tomorrow. : nyranger66
        • hahahahahahaha : NFXFSX
        • Wow, awesome. : bRAINsick
        • Jeremiah / Ian Miller loves the cock : yacoub35
        • LMAO : Downforce
        • 'sup Jeremiah : allowat76
        • hahahahha : Yanks
        • ololol : Phil
        • Ahahahahaha : Danny5225
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          XIAN? : edgewise
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            Fucking cocklovers!! : aaarrrgh
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              Fucking cocklovers!! - Xian : Edges
              • Antkow'd : yacoub35
        • LOL, awesome : delataur
        • HAHAHAHA : Shadowdane
        • Glorious. : grover69
        • Holy shit this is great. : midgetherder
        • awesome. And what's that 2 for $15 on current gen games about? : Prozium
        • good show, ranger :) : MikkleThePickle
        • Ahahah awesome man! : loboca
        • LOLOLOL you're the best. : Ride-My-Rocket
        • Fuckin LOLOLOL : TastyWheat
        • Somehow this is even more lol having met hirez in real life haha : TabsAZ
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          Oh holy hell, thank you thekidd for your year in review post, or I would have missed this jem. :D : thetangent
          • gem even. :-P : thetangent
          • happy to help! : thekidd
  • more like 8===> : m0rfus
• Put a copy of Barbie Horse Adventure: Wild Horse Rescue into a box for Gears of War 2, then put the Gears... : Mrc32
• I approve this choose your own adventure thread. : hirosushima
• This is the funniest topic in months =D : Bamii
• This thread delivers. Good job. : obiquatro
• haha one of the stores I worked at would be like this in the spring. We'd get like 1 customer an hour. ... : action wombmate
• This thread is extra amusing, since I just finished reading this article http://www.newyorker.com/reporti... : wasylm
• You have become one of my most favorite shackers with this single thread! : mace
• This is an excellent thread : sikander
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  How about you give me yours, nyranger66, so I can see if I can modify it from up here. I always thoug... : ArtilleryMarker
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    23615722814 : nyranger66
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      Now what's yours? : nyranger66
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        Sent! I just finished working my shift but I'll try to edit and post pics Sunday! : ArtilleryMarker
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          actually don't use that one, that's my actual employee account and they check it here lol. : nyranger66
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            where the fuck is my house of gift cards you slackoff son of a bitch?! : mikecyb
            • He did a house or DVD rental cases! http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=19525633#itemanchor_19525633 : Prozium
    • you have a boring store number : sludge vohaul
• Thanks for this thread, ranger. : SiW.
• God, this is an amazing thread. : disposition
• fantastic lols in this thread. I'd love to see more like this. : Goblin au

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  Just figured I'd repost this video for those that are new to the game or just like reading Eve-related st... : zerog83
  • this is what i love about eve : hobosapien
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    Why do people have to shit up interesting videos with awful music? : LoioshDwaggie
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      I think the music works very well with the video. Also, Eve is usually played in silence. Would you prefe... : zerog83
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        Yes, or better music. Something nice and battleish.. like.. I dunno --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl... : LoioshDwaggie
        • this would be a very good track for an eve video : eldiablo01
  • i watched this....TWICE! what a great video. : m0rfus
  • another great video I stumbled on there.. http://www.evetube.com/index.php?playid=979 : JuffoWup
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    Okay, re: the video. Help an EVE n00b out: The red dots are obviously enemies. The green and blue do... : Rotten Deadite
    • friendly ships, drones, and fighters (which are big drones). : MisterPhoton
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      The red and green X's you see on the screen are all fighters; basically large drones that are awesome for... : zerog83
      • this is back when a carrier pilot could actually control all 20 of her fighters. Today, she has to dole ... : JuffoWup
  • Awesome. : Finestaut
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    I did the 14 day trial, liked it, but found it to be a bit of work. I think I may succumb to the retail v... : Sturm08
    • there is always photn corp! : JuffoWup
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      PHOTN is always looking for new pilots, join the Shacknews channel to learn more : MisterPhoton
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        You guys are so tempting...and I hate you for it. What's the typical game session like? What time's do... : Sturm08
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          the majority of PHOTN members are online during weekday evenings, somewhere between 5PM EDT and Midnight ... : MisterPhoton
          • shit that's exactly what I do. guess I should head over to Torrinos soon. : Drakoniac
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        I'll join the channel tonight and chat you guys up. I've only been playing for a day or two, but the sci... : ZTac
        • the Shacknews channel has never seen such dong. : m0rfus
        • that's the kind of stuff we're looking at getting into. We could use more people interested in being trad... : MisterPhoton
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    also, http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=19514793#itemanchor_19514793 : Geoff Jr.
    • that's just Eve :-( : zerog83
  • That video reminded me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhCDvzr3nY I guess I'd need to play... : vynn
• I picked this up on Tuesday and am enjoying myself so far! I like the fact that my character is always t... : ZTac
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  Well I logged in last night, got the basics going and borrowed 20mil isk from a freaking awesome kick ass... : mace
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    Its gonna take a while to get the hang of it for sure. I just finished my first week and am just started ... : hashd
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      So it has a high learning curve? : cjcharv
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        The basics come quick but there is just so much to learn I have a feeling it will take some time to get a... : hashd
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          heh, that may be because you're looking to get into more than just the basics, what with already having a... : MisterPhoton
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            True lol but it will be a while before I can really get going with that one. Just sitting in the station ... : hashd
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              yeah, I did a little figuring in EVEMon, and if one were to use one of the free respecs to pump all attri... : MisterPhoton
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                I was thinking of resetting the skills last night I think I am gonna do it when I get home tonight. : hashd
                • I'd suggest doing it, especially since new characters get two free respecs before you have to start waiti... : MisterPhoton
      • That's putting it mildly. There's plenty to do while still spinning up and learning though. : Fayk
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        Yes. But once you get the hang of it, smooth space sailing. : [7]kami
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          you kick your WoW habit yet to come back to the wonderful world of internet pewpew? : MisterPhoton
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            I just kicked the WoW habit, but i am trying to resist the pew pew. But you fuckers aint helping. : [7]kami
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              Also: i forgot my accountname (yes i tried to log in to check if i could resub) :( : [7]kami
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                i think we can help you figure that out. ;) : m0rfus
                • i was afraid you would : [7]kami
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    Did you get on w/ the Shack corp? Did you join a corp? I'm thinking about getting it...how is your experi... : Sturm08
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      Yeah, I'm in the shack corp. There is not much to tell. I was on for maybe 1.5 hours. Just enough time to... : mace
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        Maybe I could join and I could be your wingman. No! You can be mine! : Sturm08
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          We could high-five and fire missiles into other ships!!! YEAH! : mace
          • And then play volleyball? : Sturm08
• I forgot to set my queue last night and didn't realize my last skill finished over night until I got to w... : melkore
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  Thank you everyone for participating in last nights TRIVIA!! i had fun. : m0rfus
  • Man I totally missed it stupid women...... : hashd
  • I love having my ignorance displayed so proudly. : Finestaut
  • I also had fun... Winning 50,000,000Isk! Oh yeah, that's the way I like it. : Smirks D
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    I again curse flood protection and a badly timed smiley. : Lunaran
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      At least you're not having false answers on Canadian history fed to you by a LYING CANADIAN WHORE. : Finestaut
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        OMG that was the funnest fucking shit of the night! i almost spilled my beer. : m0rfus
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          You definitely made being lost in W-space more tolerable. Though after the trivia contest was over I dec... : Finestaut
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            So what happens when you are lost in w-space? I'm assuming the wormhole out collapsed? and you had no b... : trOmblyj
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              pretty sure there's always some kind of wormhole open, you just gotta find your way out. : zerog83
              • Yeah, I probed down a wormhole to 100% and warped to it only to find empty space. I spend about 2 hours ... : Finestaut
            • I can only assume the wormhole out collapsed. Despite appearing fresh when I went through, there was no ... : Finestaut
  • FYI...when i run trivia the 1st prize is 100mill ISK and 2nd prize is 50mill ISK. make sure to hang out i : m0rfus
  • Thank YOU m0rfus! I will gladly spend that 100 mil. : trOmblyj
  • Sorry for ruining question 3! : ChibiJosh
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  I was not on last night due to a backlog of work DVR'd shows. Should be on tonight, though. Also, I'm ... : MisterPhoton
  • Put my share into the Corp fund! =) : hashd
  • woot woot : NFXFSX
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    HEY. regarding that "rep issue" with the new POS. Is it really that you can't do ANY missions? I'm still ... : Downforce
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      if you have zero standings with factions (like Caldari state, etc.) and you won't want to ever run missio... : MisterPhoton
      • yea, people who get into the ALT corp that is hosting the POS have to be ultra careful and understand tha... : m0rfus
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        I will double check this later. I am not sure between the decimal-based tab and the overall standings whi... : Downforce
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          caldari state is .22 neutral, a few others neutral small decimals, and some dislikes of small decimals li... : Downforce
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            yep :( that decimal would pull the corp off the high standings, and within 7 days the corp rep with calda... : MisterPhoton
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              hahaha ok. lol tutorial. rerollin dis. : Downforce
              • Rerolled as Dark Bastila. I'm totally hot. need skill book funding omg :( : Downforce
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    I am heading away this weekend, so there will be a slight respite from the deluge if noob questions. : nevlos
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      What skill are you queuing up? :) : r_picmip 5
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        I would choose Learning 5 if I was going our of town : Degenerate
        • Engie V and Small Hybrids V :D I think. : nevlos
• mini-patch today!! : Downforce
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  why am i still b& :[ who do i have to talk to : kpxkrnjc
  • join channel PHOTN : MisterPhoton
• You know, this game could really benifit from some kind of replay feature, especially with the current gr... : Geoff Jr.
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  What are everyone's in game names? I'm in the shack channel, but I feel foreign because I don't know who... : Clasifyd
  • hashd and my alt is Sarenasu : hashd
  • petergriffen : zerog83
  • Sid Stagg : trOmblyj
  • Linerifter : m0rfus
  • Damakai : ninj0rc
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    Thaddeus McFadden/Zap Morimoto Possibly adding more McFaddens soon...maybe Reamus or Seamus or Ahab or... : MisterPhoton
    • McFatten : ninj0rc
  • Admiral Snackbar : jonin
  • Julius Arkwright. : Lunaran
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    DragonFang Alt-34 : loboca
    • lol : BongSlayerB
  • Dupont : r_picmip 5
  • koruptdeath : kpxkrnjc
  • Buddha Mk2 : ChibiJosh
  • my empire alt is Cram Ration : Majuju
  • Finestaut : Finestaut
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    BongSlayerB : BongSlayerB
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      you going to be back in-game soon? : MisterPhoton
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        I should be on this afternoon : BongSlayerB
        • good! now we need goldband wilson to log on again and we won't have members that haven't been online in o... : MisterPhoton
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    <-- : Ratalon
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      your name is 'post refresh'? : deathofrats
      • I think it's circle arrow. : r_picmip 5
    • OMG you're the guy in the cubicle to the left of me?! : r_picmip 5
  • Heat Mizer : heatmizer
  • I'm PhoenixPuck : PhoenixArisen
  • Kaltooth/Vladin : JuffoWup
  • Galadriel07 : Galadriel07
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    Mirv Mfk Tajo Mfk : mindfk
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      Did you just issue some linux commands? : zebosausamite
      • yes, they delete all your shit! !! : mindfk
  • ----> : NFXFSX
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    Rgr. Thank everyone for the list. This'll come in handy. My dood's name is Concertala, so send me monie : Clasifyd
    • also, if you are talking to someone from PHOTN, chances are that if you do Show Info on them their shackn... : MisterPhoton
  • Melke : melkore
  • Davos : Smirks D
  • Nemetes : Dr Van Nostrand
  • Pititis : AbortedFetusChristi
  • Temotres : Drakoniac
  • Eleytheros. : Mr.Finkster
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    Dark Bastila. another reroll. seeking donations. LOL : Downforce
    • seriously. 5,000 isk to start and I can't do anything. halp. lol : Downforce
  • Cacodemon : sanchez
  • G'deck : geedeck
  • Sadono Kylph : MercFox1
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  Band of Brothers Reloaded renamed BACK to KenZoku *snicker* : Majuju
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    And the Goons took Band of Brothers Reloaded as a corp name immediately. Hilarious. : r_picmip 5
    • That is crazy LOLs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : mace
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  Got podded for the first time today >.> I really need to learn to check the security status of a system b... : ninj0rc
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    Bubbles have no effect on MWDs (they're warp disruption bubbles). Scramblers are the only thing that'll ... : Majuju
    • Alright, well, I'll be trying to avoid any pvp until I can fit MWD's...but I can't wait to put one on a B... : ninj0rc
  • Next time you jump into a system and are surrounded by bubbles, wait a little bit for the session timer t... : semaphore
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    I got podded on that same hop Sunday. : hashd
    • yeah, that system choice is an odd one for a PVE corp. : trOmblyj
  • Congratulations. Your first time is always a special moment. : Finestaut
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    i havent been podded in years. : m0rfus
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      you should try leaving high-sec OH SNAP! : zerog83
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        i say we race through IRON space in shuttles see who has more skill : m0rfus
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          flying through IRON territory is no different than flying through 1.0 space. Seriously, I can't believe t... : zerog83
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            they camp EC- pretty much 23/7 - I think that's the only reason they're still around lol : MisterPhoton
            • Would that gate be anywhere near Caldari space -> Querious? (Not near my client right now) : Fayk
            • yea, im going to fit a bomber and go have fun with them : m0rfus
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            This is why my podding today *kinda* upset me. I was flying a shuttle because, even though there had onl... : ninj0rc
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              if you live in 0.0, killing someone doesn't affect your security status. I carried a 5.0 sec status for a... : zerog83
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                Ahhh okay I thought that might be the reason, but wasn't sure. Thanks for clearing that up. Is it only ... : ninj0rc
                • only in 0.0; anything higher and you take a hit to your security status. : zerog83
  • don't forget to buy a new clone! : zerog83
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  hey PHOTN members: If you were on the op Tues, you've been paid. : MisterPhoton
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    I buzzed the op in my shuttle... did I get paid? ;) : trOmblyj
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      you earned .01 ISK for that :P : MisterPhoton
      • woot! Which means I'm up 100,000,000.01 in the past three days! : trOmblyj
    • hahaha : jonin
  • PS: Some of you said to keep the money you earned in the corp wallet, but I couldn't remember who, so I p... : MisterPhoton
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    Sweeeet. Out of curiousity, how did you decide to split it in the end? : r_picmip 5
    • 15% to the corp, then everyone's share based on mining yield and time at the operation. : MisterPhoton
  • Whoo! : NFXFSX
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    i want to be a photn :( : jayares
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      come to Torrinos and apply, then :) : MisterPhoton
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        its 22 fucking jumps :( : jayares
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          people have traveled further than that to join : MisterPhoton
          • heck, I did 24 jumps in my freighter this morning, which travels at .75 AU/S in warp, and takes forever t... : MisterPhoton
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            Fine, i'm coming in my penis ship :( : jayares
            • this turned me on. : m0rfus
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              May I inquire what ship you are currently piloting, kind sir. : mace
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                http://izlin.free.fr/eve/ships/thorax.jpg hopfully one of these by next week, http://typheon.info/fil... : jayares
                • oh god, please don't rush into a battleship. : mindfk
                • How long have you been playing? : Finestaut
        • It was 34 for me.... : hashd
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        how do you apply? : Drakoniac
        • Offices tab in the station information window that appears when you dock, find Photon Ventures, click app... : MisterPhoton
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    • come join us for good :D : MisterPhoton
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  I mentioned this during the mining op, and so I'd like to discuss it and try to make some tentative plans... : ninj0rc
  • Rhene is running our PvP training, as I'm more of a carebear : MisterPhoton
  • I was trying to get people interested last night but had no takers. I will be on tonight for sure and up ... : hashd
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    Right on, I guess we'll pester Rhene >.> : ninj0rc
    • I'll be on in a bit but not for long as my daughter has a play tonight. I'll have more time to organize a... : hadronflux
  • we need to find a system to train in. 0.4 or lower. : m0rfus
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  Can i get an invite into the shack channel? I am not in the shack corp but id like to chat with people on... : ssj4megaman
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    You don't need an invite, IIRC, just go to channels and mailing lists, and create the channel Shacknews -... : trOmblyj
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      Yeah, public channel : Clasifyd
      • sweet thanks alot : ssj4megaman
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  mining noob question here... why do people always seem to go for the standard asteroids? I am currently ... : AbortedFetusChristi
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    You go for the rocks with the most ore... when you're mass mining like that you scan the asteroid fields ... : dael
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      scan the asteroid fields I am intrigued with this concept... : AbortedFetusChristi
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        http://wiki.eveonline.com/wiki/Survey_Scanner_I its what I use on my hulk : JuffoWup
        • that is so awesome. thanks. off to buy this now. : AbortedFetusChristi
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    If it makes you feel better, I saw a guy in W-Space, in a hulk, mining veldspar. WTF? : Finestaut
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      Everything needs trit! Some people hate buying raw materials, I would mine Veld when I needed it and peop... : Joseph
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        Yeah, but do you mine Veld in the most dangerous, unpredictable part of EVE? I'm a crappy prober and I f... : Finestaut
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          this is true. Hulks are slow, maybe he was drunk, retarded, or playing expensive bait. : Joseph
          • you sure he didn't have a pos out there doing carrier building? I've read of a few people that have set... : JuffoWup
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  Has anyone seen any Tech 3 (?) ships in action that were added in the expansion? : NFXFSX
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    They're still at the "ridiculously expensive" stage where the first pioneers into the industry are sellin... : Finestaut
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      there is also that whole skill penalty thing when you die flying one : JuffoWup
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        It's a safe bet that almost none of the people involved in t3 production have much interest in flying the... : Finestaut
        • we're working on getting a research tower set up. : MisterPhoton
  • T3 ships are too expensive to fly and not really worth it until many more players are because you become ... : Link.
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  My problem with EVE is that the description of it SOUNDS really cool and makes me want to play, but the v... : bolneze
  • god, you'd wish such a game would have like... a free trial period or something then wouldn't you? oh : mindfk
  • it's not for everyone, surely. : cpt_gloval
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    The game isn't all that great without a corp to play with. : Link.
    • Oh wait, there's the Shack corp! : Link.

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  - Single player only. Build the game from the beginning with a single player experience in mind. This ma : zebosausamite
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    I loved XCOM, NWN, NWN2, Disgaea, yes I want this too : MaverickOrig
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      ooo. forgot DS: Advanced Wars too. : MaverickOrig
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        Aw crap, forgot another: Warlords Series (Noteably Warlords 2 Deluxe) : MaverickOrig
        • Romance of the Three Kings was a good Turn-Based.... : ShadowRam
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    See, the sad thing is, there are all these great game ideas (like this) that never get made, when so many... : TShandy
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      I wish I had money and appropriately skilled people. I would tackle my plan! : zebosausamite
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        I could give you some start up capital. Does 5 bux strike your fancy? : TShandy
        • Awesome! I can match that 1:1! : zebosausamite
  • The moment I saw the 4E rules I thought to myself "I wonder how long till a toee style game comes out" I... : Sparticuse
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    I too long for more games like this. The side-quest idea sounds neat, though it kind of takes away from ... : Vantage
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      D&D on the table-top, as well as the old gold box games, doesn't really have a specific, single protagoni... : zebosausamite
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        In Table-top D&D, you don't have people acting as multiple characters do you? Each person is a single ch... : Vantage
        • True, but you do not usually have a single person who is the protagonist in that group. : zebosausamite
        • unless there's a Paladin. :P : kenmis
  • signed. talking about baldur's gate recently has given me the hunger to play again. nothing quite like it... : stgulik
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    yeah, they are called infinity engine games and there were loads of them!! : EvilDolemite
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      What I'm proposing is not the same as BG, et. al. : zebosausamite
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        from your description is seems very similar : EvilDolemite
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          They aren't turn based. There aren't single-character mini-scenarios. They don't use 4E. : zebosausamite
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            They are turn-based enough to be called so without shame. : Ebu
            • wtf shame? I'm talking about what I desire in a game, and the infinity engine games didn't do it. See m... : zebosausamite
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              Not in a way that would serve the 4E rules though, which has a ton of things pretty clearly built-in to w... : Vincent Grayson
              • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=19525275#itemanchor_19525275 : zebosausamite
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    I like you. : Goncyn
    • I like you too! : zebosausamite
  • Make it in luscious 2D and I'd buy two. : Albemuth
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    DId you try Storm of Zehir for NWN2? : ErikTehRed
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      I did not. : zebosausamite
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        It's more singleplayer oriented and you can make all the characters in your party rather than having to u... : ErikTehRed
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          I'll have to check it out. I never got NWN2. : zebosausamite
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            It's actually very good. I am really enjoying it, though I don't really like the NWN2 combat/party syste... : Vantage
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              Also make sure you get the Mask of the Betrayer expansion. Without it, controlling your party is a comple... : Geoffrois
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                Wait does it add that feature to the core game? I figured I would buy it after I finished NWN2 : OverloadUT
                • Yes it does add it to the core game. : Geoffrois
      • It's still using the 3.5 ruleset though. : ErikTehRed
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    I'd buy that. I'd even give you money hats if you put it in the planescape universe. : AgentPothead
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      (:Ϸ : zebosausamite
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        I have no idea what 03f7 means, but I can only assume it is some top secret alien code for awesome. : AgentPothead
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          http://www.shackpics.com/files/hat_e7n98tf03615yusg1fdi.jpg : zebosausamite
          • How do I do that for my end do I need to install a font or something? : AgentPothead
          • I see a japanese/chinese character : buzzbat
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    Did you Play Temple of Elemental Evil? It's so close to what you wanted. Too bad it was a mess. :( Still,... : kenmis
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      I had a "copy" of it, but I couldn't get it to run, then went on vacation. I'll have to mess with it som... : zebosausamite
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        It really needs to be on steam. :( : kenmis
        • I'd buy it in a second. : zebosausamite
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      There's a fan patch that fixed a lot of the bugs and problems in the initial game. Same goes for all of T... : Ely
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        It mostly lacked as far as story goes, didn't it? Kind of like the Icewind Dale games? The big focus wa... : valael
        • It is a huge Gygaxian dungeon crawl. too big, in fact, to do in one go through. With that in mind there's... : kenmis
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    4E would be really hard to animate in a computer game. Think of all those daily/encounter/at will powers,... : kenmis
    • You could do a "general" theme for the animations, like all powers with the "Radiant" keyword have a gold : zebosausamite
  • I'm with you. With the story as flimsy as it may have been, Troika's Temple of Elemental Evil was the bes... : Ely
  • god i loved those games. : spectr3
  • I would take a new dark sun. Hell, I'd still take the old Dark Sun.. : melt_core
• And by RPG I mean RPG video game, just to be clear. :) : zebosausamite
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  Sigh yes, I want this as well. Ever since I got the 4e PHB I have been throwing the idea around in the ba... : OverloadUT
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    You don't think they'd be up for licensing for single-player? : zebosausamite
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      To a major studio sure, but I just want to make my own so I can play it now! : OverloadUT
      • Hah. Research the licensing fees, I'll talk to the bank, we'll start tomorrow. : zebosausamite
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      Many excellent ideas for excellent games get shot down by such mundane things as copyrights and bean-coun... : The_Archon
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        So you just wrote it and gave it to them as a suggestion? : zebosausamite
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          I pitched it as a game, I wanted their permission to use the RIFTS IP before I ran around collecting capi... : The_Archon
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            Were they willing to tell you how much X was prior to you collecting your capital? : zebosausamite
            • No, because I got the feeling they were in no rush and wanted to simply let big offers come their way. T... : The_Archon
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        God damnit shit like this pisses me off. Palladium is the worst thing that happened to Rifts, ever. >:( : kenmis
        • At least give us a D20 version! Palladium, you're shooting yourself in the foot by not getting in on this... : kenmis
        • I just think Rifts isn't that good an IP - it's so uneven. : Jonathan
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      Atari still has exclusive rights to D&D games. : Vincent Grayson
      • Any Shackers work for Atari? : zebosausamite
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    I haven't been following DND since 3rd ed, but back then they made a big deal out of this Open Gaming thi... : evildanish
    • Or any of the official classes and powers, which is what I would want to do. I know I could implement a 4... : OverloadUT
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  Is this not what Balders Gate was? (If you hit the space bar a lot to pause, and command it was kinda t... : ShadowRam
  • Right, but not in 4e : TShandy
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    You could customize it to pause every round, which effectively turned it into turn-based. : Vantage
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      i had it set like that for 1 battle. it was terrible and most definitly did NOT make it feel like a turn... : Sparticuse
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        I didnt do it to that extreme of a level. I changed it to whenever an Enemy died, if a PC died, or if an ... : SusanTD
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          I'd rather have a more tactile and strategic control that sets up bonuses and combos* instead of Rotisser... : zebosausamite
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            you should check out temple of elemental evil. its 3.5 and the release version is FULL of bugs, but it ... : Sparticuse
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              I think I should play this game, too. : Goncyn
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                It really is a spectacular computer version of 3e : OverloadUT
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                  Is it available for digital download anywhere? Or any tips where to buy it? : Goncyn
                  • It would make a great addition to gog, but no I don't think there is any place to get it digitally. :( : OverloadUT
            • Yeah, I absolutely loved the combat in TOEE. I waited a couple years after release, by which time they ha : Bold
      • It wasn't worth it for every battle but occasionally I used in really really hard fights, you could use i... : johnlocks
  • This comes up a lot, but it's not really the same. BG-style turns: If I'm not mistaken, each turn you : zebosausamite
  • theres a big difference between a pausable realtime game and afully turn based game. for a specific exam... : Sparticuse
  • pausable, "kinda turn-based" is not at all the same as proper turn-based : Goncyn
  • I played Baldur's Gate and liked it, just up until the point where I was in town and began killing random... : Xin Jing Client 1a
• I want more single player RPGs like Arcanum with weird settings. : Link.

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  I make just enough to have enough for renting though :( : d0gbert
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    i'm not knocking you the world needs janitors and lawn mowers and programmers in cubicle farms i was just... : [fry]
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      http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/10/business/2007_BUYRENT_GRAPHIC.html?_r=4&th&emc=th&oref=slogin&oref=slog... : Hiro
      • This is my situation. Moving every 4 years (Coast Guard) or less. I don't want to get stuck with a house ... : VectorJKL
• what are you paying now vis a vis interest rates? I do have to get in touch with our guy, if I could g... : Deathlove
• Yea, I have a hunch they will not stay down this low, especially if / when the housing market starts back... : goatjc
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  I'm waiting for the bottom. : S1ing B1ade
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    Japan has rates in the ~2% range. : goatjc
    • I read that as -2% and figured they paid you to borrow money. I'm sure the gov't over there has some ... : Dynotaku
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    The bottom is never "hit" because when people realize anything has bottomed out, it's already a few month... : Edges
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      When the economy stops hemorrhaging jobs every month I'll consider it a good time to buy. : S1ing B1ade
      • When the economy stops losing jobs I'll buy some stocks before they go up 20% (oh wait) : handofthrawn
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        Might be worth noting that unemployment tends to lag behind most other economic indicators. : Sacred Sperm
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          I'm a financial noob but I just don't see how housing prices can go up when the number of people who can ... : S1ing B1ade
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            There was a very minor indication that the housing market could be recovering as the number of new houses... : ShekkyBoy
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              Here's another article saying the media reports were bunk: http://www.rgemonitor.com/us-monitor/256187... : S1ing B1ade
              • Different data sets, I think. Your link is for home sales whereas mine is for construction of new homes. : ShekkyBoy
  • According to our estate agent when we were looking for a place, the market bottomed out in September. LOL... : Mr.Finkster
  • The bottom has been hit in a lot of places. : NexusOne
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  I hate watching my money go to rent and not doing anything worthwhile but down payments are expensive, [f : podman405
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    Yes, im sorry i dont have 60k laying around for a downpayment around here. : krym3
    • 60k @ 20% down payment is for a $300,000 home. There are no $100,000 places to live in your city? Wha... : handofthrawn
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    FHA loan = 3.5% down. Buy an REO and have them wrap closing costs into the package. You could do wonder... : graah
    • What if I don't want to live in a Speedwagon? I had to look up what an REO was >_> : reign27
    • I'm not sure there are too many REO apartments in NYC. I could be wrong though. : podman405
    • good luck getting an FHA loan right now. : mystikal
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    And really, unless you're planning on living in the same house 5 years or more, you're better off renting : Bold
    • Yeah, buying in the short term can be risky. Over the long term though it is almost guaranteed win. : SenorSpine
    • That first point is offset by the interest deduction. Although I hear that will be reduced so who knows f... : bombay
• I'd rather cut off my left nut than live in texas. : skitzo
• I got my first loan at 5.375 from first houston 2 years ago : gmd
• Yeah I think sometime in the next month or two I'm calling my mortgage company and refinancing. I manage... : bashildy@speakeasy.net
• Jesus christ, I need to get hte termite damage fixed and refi, I could probably save $500/month at this p... : zakk
• I'm looking to buy my first house sometime before September, so this is pretty \m/ for me. Low interest r : reign27
• i just bought so i don't think i can refinance and LOCK IN THESE HISTORICALLY LOW RATES :( : FrayLo
• I just found a place that is inside my pay range. Hopefully all goes well and I will be a homeowner in a... : Sparticuse
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  I realize you're making a point but there are definite advantages for a person in a transitional stage pa... : boomstickah
  • yeah i know i was in an apartment for like three years in my transitional stage i'm just giving people a ... : [fry]
• i would like to buy a house but im in school in baltimore and the only houses around here are in the proj... : arizona bay
• TEXAS : DJ Clipdat
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  fry, I am buying a house soon. Low rates + the $8k tax credit makes it an incredibly smart move. : maulla
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    i should've waited 2 months to buy, and i could get that damn credit. as it stands now i can't decide if... : FrayLo
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      isn't it interest free, paid back $500/year? i'd do it if i could. : cpt_gloval
      • yeah, and i don't plan to sell in the next 15 years, but who knows? if i do, i'll owe it all that year :... : FrayLo
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      Personally, I'd say don't. Congress seems to keep chaning the rules mid game these days, so who knows wha... : bombay
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        what? They can't change the rules on that. : cltcprd
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          Ex post facto does not seem to mean much anymore. They just did it with the AIG bonuses. I just don't hav... : bombay
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            The AIG bonuses were changed due to senators and congressmen wanting to be re-elected (public outcry over... : cltcprd
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              LOL - sure. They've just shown willingness to do just that. Now a popular tantrum over that may well stop... : bombay
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                You're on crack if you think they're going to start charging interest on those loans. There'd be thousan... : Medster
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                  I didn't say they'd charge intrest on the loans. I said I wouldn't take the loan to get a house because c... : bombay
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                    Then explain how'd they "break the contract" if they already gave the money? : Medster
                    • You must not have caught the news where they've proposed Judges would be able to break mortgages so owner... : bombay
            • That's one slippery damn slope : rt702
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      why wouldn't you? : cltcprd
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        there are not a TON of reasons why i wouldn't, although if i sell in say, 5 years, i'll owe $5000 to the... : FrayLo
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          Yeah, but paying off debt (or buying toys!) is much more fun. : cltcprd
          • That's easy. Plasma Escalades. : bombay
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            yeah, with that $7500 i would put 2/3 of it towards my car loan and pay that bitch off by the end of the ... : FrayLo
            • that's one expensive hooker! : cltcprd
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  My fiance wants a huge wedding instead. So long, down payment. :( : maltrogg
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    I want you to bookmark this retarded fucking post and come back to it in 2028 and punch yourself in the f... : Phil
    • Yep - my wife got the big wedding from her parents. Had we done a small wedding, we'd have a house right... : virus
    • Lol, I'm going to bet it won't take nearly 20 years to think "you know I could really use 10, 20, 30 thou... : DinK
  • See you testicles, I won't be needing these now that I'm getting married. : ryuuseki
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  Yep - we're in the middle of a no-cost, no-nothing refi. Fuck yeah. \m/ : virus
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    are you in a jumbo loan? or just a regular loan? : hamachi
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      30 yr fixed : virus
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        yeah. but are you above the jumbo threshold or not? i.e.: above $443k this determines the type a... : hamachi
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          No - we financed $400k : virus
          • le poop. do you have a contact for the company you used anyway? : hamachi
• Too bad real estate in Vancouver is still way too high even after huge drops in value in recent months. ... : stump
• In some ways I am kind of disappointed the government is trying to prop up home sales. They're still too ... : S1ing B1ade
• jumbo rates are still higher. stupid CA housing costs! but yeah. I'll be re-fiing after the wife get... : hamachi
• I just refinanced at 5% : jimmy-buffett
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  we are at 6%, but any refi deals we've looked at involve about $2K in costs, which we can't do right now ... : EvilDolemite
  • yeah, we're at 5.875 right now, so its finally starting to look attractive ... : hirez
• im gonna buy a mansion with an ARM : ninjase
• I took a CCAL with my mortgage; if I refi I have to pay it back right away. :( I guess I could do wor... : nagenift
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  My house's value has dropped far enough where, I owe more than 80% of it's value now. I wonder if I can s... : edgewise
  • my problem is that i cant get ahold of my mortgage person, i guess she's super-slammed with refi business... : cpt_gloval
  • I feel this dawg : acheron
  • according to what I read on http://makinghomeaffordable.gov/ if you aren't paying PMI now and you qualify... : str8upkiller
• I bought in July 2006. Now I'm basically fucked paying off something that will only ever increase to wha... : str8upkiller
• sucks for people who's house has depreciated though. : stgdz
• i like paying rent : feek
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  You have convinced me [fry], I am moving to Houston : dognose
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    me and you could hang out on weekends and have occasional, awkward drinking moments :( : [fry]
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      Take me to Kemah :( : dognose
      • It isn't really as cool as you think. I live 5 minutes from Kemah and I never go. : Just A Girl
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      dognose doesn't drink! : MagicWishMonkey
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        Not when I'm out an about, no : dognose
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          You drink at home? I thought you kicked alcohol for good a while back : MagicWishMonkey
          • the only booze he drinks is made from fermented vegans : nem00
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            I did, then decided to have a beer now and again. I won't drink out of the house though, and I hate bein... : dognose
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              Dude you should come hang out I've got 3 game systems and a bunch of liquor, plus I'm hilarious so it's a... : MagicWishMonkey
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                :( : dognose
                • Seriously dude I know like 50 knock knock jokes : MagicWishMonkey
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    Dallas is like living in Beverly Hills compared to Houston. Never even go there to visit unless it's in ... : Phil
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      Bunch of coworkers are telling me there is lots of good Vietnamese food there :/ : dognose
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        There's good Vietnamese food in Vietnam too but I'm not going there either. : Phil
        • I wanna go to Kemah >:( : dognose
      • Houston has a pretty huge Vietnamese community, so I wouldn't be surprised. It's still Houston though. : nurglich
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        Have you tried Vietnam Cafe downtown.. It is across from methadone clinic but the pho is good. : ju$tmon3y
        • No but Mai's on Bryan is good : dognose
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      I'm moving back to Houston from Chicago. I'm looking forward to it. : protmind
      • Take me to Kemah >:( : dognose
    • Agreed, I fucking hate going to Houston. The weather sucks, traffic cameras are all over the place, and y... : MagicWishMonkey
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    No dognose don't do it! : genjuro
    • :( : dognose
  • Bad dognose! Bad! : omnova
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  i am about 1-2 years away from being able to buy a house. I really hope this stuff holds up until then. : SolveChrist
  • No question that it will. If by some chance unicorns appear and do indeed crap rainbows, at worst you wi... : Toth21
• I really am trying to scratch together enough money to buy a place this year. I should be really close by... : Evil Benius
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  Wait isn't this what got us into trouble the first time?? : gakera
  • As long as it isn't an ARM and he can afford, no. : acidnynex
  • No, refinancing something you already own at an absurdly low fixed rate was certainly NOT the problem. : DinK
• For the price of a house in Texas, I could buy a shed in Massachusetts. : the archvile
• I bought an apartment in mid-July, and since then the house prices have increased here by 20%. : sonicdeathwalrus
• My credit is horrible and I don't make enough money, so I rent. Nothing wrong with not buying a house if : jingletard
• except that many people risk losing their job these days and would have a much easier time dealing with r... : yacoub35
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  I thought I got a low rate at 5.38%. I ran your 4.8% with $2100 in closing, and it would take me 28 m... : Dante
  • where did you run these numbers? Is there a calculator On Internet? : Deathlove
• Your dumb ass in an upside-down mortgage can suck eggs. Go dye your hair brown so people can take your g... : pres589
• I just locked in a 4.5% refi. If I had waited one more day I could have gotten 4.25%, but you won't hear... : riptyde

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  is she the britney spears of the senate or something?? : eggnoodles
  • She's trying to prevent/stall armageddon. : one random winner
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  This is the thread where we come up with names for a global currency. I nominate the Moe, which stands fo... : AgentPothead
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    im pretty sure rape dollars and coca are already the international monetary standard : radicus
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      Disney Dollars : dixieboi
      • sigh, misreply : dixieboi
  • Gil : Shivawn
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    The Darwin : Marauder IIC
    • The God Fish : Shivawn
  • The Amero Looney and Tooney. : bombay
  • ISK : Mr.Finkster
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    All the sci-fi movies say it will just be "credits." : elwood00
    • because it makes the most sense! : MagicWishMonkey
    • I bet you 30 credits! : Sailor of Fortune
  • bottlecaps : sigpro
  • Adama Bucks : gmd
  • The CRM114 : dmason
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    credits : MagicWishMonkey
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      this is without a doubt what it will be : eggnoodles
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        I'm curious if we'll have a stupid decimal system like US Dollars (1.05 credits!) or if they're go for a ... : LoioshDwaggie
        • Fuck decimal numbers, integers for life. : Chod
    • space credits! : ninjase
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    Nuyen : guido anchovy
    • I'll go for Nuyen, as long as somebody gets me a data-jack before I'm too old to get use out of it. : DianeOfTheMoon
  • cheddar : HojuSimpson
  • geld : AbortedFetusChristi
  • Dollars : podizzle
  • Renminbi : twifosp
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    Gold pressed latinum. : lolpatrol
    • ^^^ Second. : ckaps
    • now we're getting somewhere : thekidd
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      only if we change the name of our race to ferengi, then i support it. : AMikaboshi
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        I suppose women will be mostly stripped of their rights and forced to walk around naked? : digital_d
        • I support this decision. : ryuuseki
        • of course : AMikaboshi
  • Quakes : NFXFSX
  • Rupees : spectr3
  • poop : r3dn3ck
  • beer : sparkly
  • "barrels of oil" : Downforce
  • Nixon Fun Bucks : zerog83
  • Gibs, with hard G. : Rice-Rocketeer
  • Vag : dantastic
  • Shrutebucks? : Wyvern
  • dollarpounds : re4ctor
  • POB, or Pitcher of Beer : Adm.Snackbar
  • Let's go back to the denarius. : elwood00
  • leaves : locater16
  • EOD end of days : Dravenport
  • Wueple = Yuan, Won, Yen, Ruble, Rupee : Sixcos
  • Faggot : Utopia
  • feekbucks : feek
  • poops : cerealSAM2
  • Dukes : r3dn3ck
  • Quadlo pronounced Quad-lou : Chod
  • Kong bucks : Juno
  • Gays. : kelzmelzer
  • Balls of steel : Maddog_Delphi97
  • debt : melkore
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    Venkataratnamnarasimhanattaiah's : Dimmona
    • V's for short? : one random winner
  • hAllah Dollas : mega man
  • Bachmann bills : skitzo
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    Obamoney : smax
    • Obamabucks : pauk111
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    • I like this one : Juno
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      Disappointing this took this long. : Saman
      • If by this long you mean the 7th post down that I made then yes you are correct. : sigpro
  • lulz : oHnOES
  • ! (a clicking sound) : capt tripps
  • Astro Bucks : Dynotaku
  • Dongs : mrvandelay
  • spacebucks : kainen1
  • pogs : Unleashed
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    ¥€$ stolen from ghost in the shell : famine101
    • actually wasn't it stolen from tDR (the designers republic?) : deathofrats
  • NuDollar or The Barry Goldwater Memorial Currency : hirez
  • The ears of my vanquished enemies. : darcspeed
  • the Terra. : Simulacrum
  • Quatloos : eisencc
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    Buckazoids : Entity
    • I change my answer to this. : Marauder IIC
  • blingbling : sikander
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  next up -- a city in the US attempts to redefine the 2nd amendment?!?! : boring gegtik
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    More gun control? : menar003
    • In (insert city name here), gun control you! : one random winner
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  the kilo : mojorisen1117
  • ah shit, i fail :( : mojorisen1117
• I'll do anything to bring down the rate of the Euro! : Koral06
• global currency seems like it would be just like curve grading. or neocommunism : Geoff Jr.
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  do they have much of a choice since the world outside of america would be the ones pushing for this? : dantastic
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    But the US wouldn't have to adopt it. Not all European nations (or even EU members) have to adopt the Eu... : umcpwintermute
    • yeah this is a sensationalization of his intention which is to keep the US from abandoning the US dollar ... : boring gegtik
• Global currency was prophesied in revelations, in inevitable. : voodooraze
• cue: hardcore christians calling obama the antichrist : epit
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  Oh god the comments make my brain hurt. : InfoBiter
  • Obama is a domestic terrorist according to this one comment. lol : baconisgod
• they need to ban the global recession. i think that would be more productive. : retarded talking dinosaur
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  Heard of 'The Amero' conspiracy theory ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEnHMHqGge8 http://en.wikipedi... : nrgXs
  • Yep, but its not global so she isn't against that : sikander
• I would love a global currency. They could use it on Steam! : aeg1x

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• My god is that guy good. Really incredible stuff. : grover69
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  Typo on painting.. should've been photography : sikander
  • all the descriptions say "oil on canvas" : wtf242
• My eye has been fooled. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperrealism_(painting) : gnomish
• I couldn't even take pics that well : historyinthemaking
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  Probably uses slide projections and spends hours upon hours doing detail work. : hirosushima
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    http://www.robertobernardi.com/paintings/Painting_08_m.jpg This one has elements that show painting te... : hirosushima
    • I'm sure it's taken from a photo, but I'm always impressed by the ability of painters to create convincin... : nurglich
• http://www.robertobernardi.com/paintings/Painting_12_m.jpg <-- crazy : mwasher
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  i have an explanation : these are photographs, and he's going for the empror's clothes thing. : barichnikov
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    No they are paintings you can tell by looking at the cloth in http://www.robertobernardi.com/paintings/pa... : Crimsonbeak
    • i know i was being delusionnal : barichnikov
• ARTISTS everyone STOP USING FLASH FOR POINTLESS SHIT : cerealSAM2
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  http://www.denispeterson.com/Too%20Much%20of%20Nothing.html : DonkeyPopsicle
  • Are you fucking shitting me? That is insane. : grover69
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  a friend of mine does hyperrealist painting: http://www.stephentaylorpaintings.com they're actually no... : jcupitt
  • no offense, but I think the first guy is on another level : peat
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    he is a very good painter tho don't get me wrong : peat
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      His technique is different, I think. He sits with his back to the landscape and uses a pair or mirrors... : jcupitt
      • I think the range compression stuff is interesting. A natural scene has a huge range of lightnesses in... : jcupitt
      • i love it. i often find myself less interested in the piece itself than i am in learning about the proces... : cpt_gloval
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    some of those are cool, the grass in the landscape shots is incredibly intricate. : cpt_gloval
    • "shots" lol : cpt_gloval
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  the thing that bothers me about these sorts of paintings is that all people really focus on is the "OMG h... : sparkly
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    aren't you a photographer? : EvilDolemite
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      yes, but I fail to see any point in this question! : sparkly
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        it's ironic that someone who takes photographs criticizes someone for photorealism : EvilDolemite
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          isn't half of photography subject selection? A shelf of campbells soup? Gee I want to hang that on my w... : grandmasterlee
          • No, half of photography is not subject selection. You can still make an interesting composition with cans... : pilgrimage
        • I find it the opposite of ironic. I think a photographer would be most qualified to give an opinion of th... : OverloadUT
        • :picard:. That is not his criticism. Read it again. Comprehend. Read again if necessary. : pilgrimage
        • Not at all. A photograph presents photorealism but with far less labor involved. If this guy is going to ... : jipey
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          he said the composition was boring, not the photorealism, and I'd tend to agree. the only remarkable thi... : mikecyb
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            Yeah exactly. Now imagine if it was something that made you go "Whoa, awesome photo!" and then you realiz... : OverloadUT
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              I'm also unclear as to the intent of these. it's certainly impressive that he can paint something that l... : mikecyb
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                it's weird, i like that it's photorealistic and the subject matter is very mundane, everyday shit (that i... : Mr.SEX
                • i agree you mr.sex. I have absolutely nothing against his subject matter. : wtf242
                • that's true I suppose and if he is going for a sort of mundane thing it's successful. nothing really gra... : mikecyb
              • he might be working on his technique or process at this point. for example, my wife has a studio in th : cpt_gloval
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                When people start asking WHY someone chooses to do something on a creative level, I always like the respo... : Drewus
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                  I don't think he needs a reason, and he can obviously do what he wants, that's cool. I'm less questionin... : mikecyb
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                    I guess it's the same reason why CG artists push for photo realism over stylisation. Trying to get realis... : Drewus
                    • i imagine it also makes a pretty good objective goal, to reproduce a photo in such fine detail. : cpt_gloval
        • He's not criticizing him for photo realism, he's criticizing him for choosing boring subjects and poor co... : Drewus
        • not really, the value of painting the modern context of art is to use it as a tool, take it to places whe... : disembodied potato
  • like huge vaginas : DonkeyPopsicle
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    I think that's a good point...outside of being photorealistic, what's the draw in the painting? Looking ... : DianeOfTheMoon
    • I was just looking at the shoe painting and thought the same. The fine detail is amazing, sure. But it la... : Goblin au
  • Shacknews! We can find fault in anything, and we do! : mwasher
  • i kind of agree. soup? vending machine? blech. : virus
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    Yeah, needs more photo realistic paintings of strippers. : SenorSpine
    • and horses. : treefingers1
  • i concur, obviously he has skills, now he needs an imagination : Dravenport
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  Thats pretty cool and all, and i'm sure its really hard, but what is the point. Why not just take a phot... : ADSliv
  • Yeah actually this raised the question: What would you hire this guy to do? To me, photorealistic artistr... : OverloadUT
• ARTISTS STOP DOING POINTLESS SHIT just kidding. This is incredible but I call bullshit! : Utopia
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  Check out Chuck Close. his old stuff along these lines was god damn amazing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... : cpt_gloval
  • and speaking neat, big paintings, San Antonio area folks (all, what, 1 of you?) should stop by here and t... : cpt_gloval
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    He was just copying photographs though. Close would use a slide projector to project a black and white ph... : jcupitt
    • lots of portrait artists do that. it's hard to keep someone still for, say, 14 months, as would be the ca... : cpt_gloval
  • that's brilliant. never heard of him. thanks : wtf242
• totally soulless : not work safe
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  He's using a computer for that right? It's not oil paint? : MagicWishMonkey
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    oil on canvas : electroly
    • thats crazy : MagicWishMonkey
  • the captions say oil on canvas. i wish he'd include a macro or two of each one though. : cpt_gloval
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  so, tell me why the candy machine has a reflection of a person with a camera?? or was he brilliant enough... : ghost hacker
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    He more than likely painted it from a photograph. Hyperrealism takes a long time to paint, so most who at... : jipey
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      how fucking long?? like that seems redickulous : ghost hacker
      • No more so than your spelling. : Conan
  • yyyeah you're talking about a field of art and artist that's been around for years. pretty sure that's a ... : thebigbeefsandwich
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    Why would an artist fake their own art? There is so much at stake if you're trying to make a name for you... : Drewus
    • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Han_van_Meegeren : cpt_gloval
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  i've seen that type of stuff online before, it's great. But I've never seen one of those paintings in per... : snicker-snack 2
  • exactly. : ass-street
  • technically, they're usually very boring paintings. incredibly flat and without good gesture. I've see... : grifter
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  technically it's precise, but a lot of good painters can do hyperrealism and just choose not to. there's ... : grifter
  • i'd wager this stuff will mean more later in his career when you can see where this technique led to his ... : cpt_gloval
• Boring. : Godhatesfatpeople
• I don't like the style, as already pointed out by other shackers. Check my friends' blog for example: www... : Nitrium
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  Man, good thing he got so awesome at painting so he could paint dirty dishes and the contents of his refr... : systatic
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    What would you prefer his subject matter be? Like, if he offered to do a photo realistic painting of a... : Drewus
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      Painting artists painting hyper-realistic paintings of real life objects : Godhatesfatpeople
      • I would actually love to see a painting of that : Drewus
    • Well, I don't want to get too into it, but with paint I'd like to see something that is more unique to ho... : systatic
    • Nekkid chicks...like Wyeth did. : grover69
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    i don't get the hate for the subject matter at all. His stuff is the modern equivalent of a bowl of fruit... : snicker-snack 2
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      Warhol didn't paint, he printed. : Dante
      • he did both : cpt_gloval
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      Warhol had a whole big thing about the soup can. He was a weird guy and it fit into a massive oevre about... : systatic
      • Also, the interesting artists who painted photographic bowls of fruit back before photography generally h... : systatic
  • agreed. it's pointless. : eskimo spy
  • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=19528045#itemanchor_19528045 : Mr.SEX
  • No it's not, the point is that the mundane can be attractive. This is pretty classic pop art, and it's be... : SpaecKow
• how incredibly mastubatory photorealistic painting is. : eskimo spy
• This has to be simultaneously one of the craziest and most awesome art things I've ever seen. : randomposter
• I'm not a fan of hyper-realism. I can appreciate it, it just does nothing for me, says nothing. : SiW.
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  I'm always happy to see (hyper)realism stay alive. People saying it's pointless kinda boggle my mind as y... : zakazi
  • "don't see people panning that guy who makes sculptures that fit in the eye of a needle" Em, yes you d... : disembodied potato
• Too cheap to by a 3D program so he taught himself to replicate one? What a loser. : gooblerampling
• im a stupid fag with a opinion about art : boring gegtik
• Yeah these are paintings. I have never understood how someone could be artistically stimulated to do thes... : Angry Max

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• Damn, that does look nice. : Godhatesfatpeople
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  looks great. Too bad it doesn't work as advertised. Top Gear tested one of the roadsters and it had all k... : edgewise
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    Erm, did they? I swear I remember they tested it and they really liked it, especially the information wit... : Shivawn
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      Yeah the car they tested had break issues I think a total of 3 times. It also wasn't as fast around th... : fleabug
      • Break issues? Uh... that sounds rather bad... I do know (I'm not trying to be an apologist for Tesla) ... : Shivawn
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      They loved it when it worked, but the battery died really quickly and , IIRC, it needed repairs after jus... : edgewise
      • IIRC they faked that or something because it was funny. The rationalization being something like "well it... : uncleanmonkey
  • yeah but i would just drive it in stop and go traffic : gmd
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    Do not rely on Top Gear for data. I love watching the show, but it is purely entertainment. You're better... : kazanma
    • I'll listen to the company's own engineers telling me it sucks as my source, thank you very much. : Lunatic Angelic
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    Yeah I just watched that ep the other night, it ran out of power only after something like 50 miles : Begawkiness
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      I thought they admitted that they staged that "to demonstrate what would happen if the battery did die" o... : skunk_ape
      • I believe this was the case. : braaains
      • Ah ok didn't hear that, nevermind! : Begawkiness
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        I don't get it. Did the battery die after 50 miles or not? By staged, do you mean, it died somewhere else... : edgewise
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          It did not die after 50 miles. : FlamingGimp
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            what? that's outright fraud. I had no idea Top Gear was that full of shit. : edgewise
            • This link posted by kazanma a few posts above explains it. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/dec/... : FlamingGimp
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            They said it would die after 55 of being driven like a mad thing on their test track. At peak acceleratio... : jcupitt
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              Yeah check this out: http://www.teslamotors.com/blog4/?p=70 I seriously doubt it would ever run out a... : uncleanmonkey
              • interesting, but that's at steady speeds, they don't include acceleration there. Repeatedly testing the 0... : jcupitt
              • Awesome link w/ actual data graphs. Thanks! : DinK
  • I believe it's not just "advertised", there are standards agencies testing the range and they found that ... : uncleanmonkey
• Wow... I need to get a job. =/ I want that car so bad, it looks amazing (at least the outer body) : Shivawn
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  I don't know. Something about driving an electric car doesn't seem very dependable. That particular one d... : Ellissd
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    You kidding? The average number of times stalled on the motorway is going to be a lot higher on a car wit... : uncleanmonkey
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      hes scared an emp blast is gonna kill it : Chandler55
      • An emp blast will kill pretty much any vehicle these days :-) : uncleanmonkey
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      I think it's the whole running out of battery power that scares me. Especially when you throw in the natu... : Ellissd
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        The danger of running out of petrol (since you cant refuel at home every night) or the car breaking down ... : uncleanmonkey
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          I'm wondering how this works on long trips, though. Having to stop every 200 miles or so for a recharge p... : Modica Sol Solis
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            In practice you wouldn't use it for long trips, I think. The alternative would be to stop at a fuel st... : uncleanmonkey
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              Well that sucks, that makes electric cars useless for me :\ : Modica Sol Solis
              • It makes the tesla roadster useless. Keep in mind that the roadster uses fairly conventional battery tech... : uncleanmonkey
              • No, all you need is a gas/diesel electric like the Chevy Volt. That is, a proper "hybrid" car that's act... : DinK
            • For most people I would think cutting the "fully electric" range in half is almost nothing compared to th... : DinK
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          I can't drive more than 2 minutes without passing a gas station. So you can always fill up when you're fa... : Ellissd
          • Well I've still run out of petrol once... I mean it's very easy to forget when you have to go to a specia... : uncleanmonkey
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            This is why electric cars with onboard generators will be the real, practical ones that normal people buy... : DinK
            • Why most peoples daily driving is so far under the range limit that they'll never come close to running o... : johnlocks
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  The all glass roof is sick. : DJ Clipdat
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    until you get an accident and all the pieces go right in your brain : Utopia
    • Doesn't seem to happen with people who crash/roll their Scion tCs... : DJ Clipdat
    • Videogame physics don't work in the real world. : Godhatesfatpeople
• looks good. too bad tesla is in bad financial shape and might not even be able to put it into mass produ... : wvuong
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  That looks great, but too bad about the interior. : pyrogen
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    what? the little of it that is done looks fantastic : gmd
    • you mean it isn't finished? : pyrogen
  • The dashboard and HUGE FUCKING SCREEN in the console make me all excited! : DrWaffles
  • seriously, what the hell were they thinking when they designed that steering wheel. It almost looks like... : fishbone
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  how much money do I need for that, forget anything else I want that. : grandmasterlee
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    $50-60k range retail. It's probably less than 50k once you factor in the $7,500 federal tax credit if yo... : DrWaffles
    • It's just below $50k with the tax credit. : ateam311
    • jesus christ...an evo in canada costs $53K fully loaded ($60k w/ taxes). wtf is wrong with canada? : vassili_zaitsev
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    60k now... 30k in another 6-9 years =P : Lunatic Angelic
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      0 once the company goes under and it never makes it to production : gmd
      • Nothing a federal bailout can't fix. : stump
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      and that's different from anything else? :P other than porsche and ferrari : Downforce
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        No, no. I mean you're going to have to re-invest another 30k into your Tesla in one big hit to keep it g : Lunatic Angelic
        • LIES! all it needs is the sweet caress of alternating current! : Downforce
• i agree this is hot. : dahanese
• I thought Sedans were supposed to look ugly. I'm confused. : jabuck
• geez. i do want. i'm not a huge car lover, but thats sexy. : drewroy
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  Is that a concept or not? The doorknobs and glass roof say yes, but the number plate and wheels say no. : nomaad
  • And yeah it looks great, even better than the roadster. : nomaad
• Looks like a Mazda Panamera. : not work safe
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  looks pretty much exactly like the Audi S5 : moshman
  • except for the whole 2 door vs 4 door thing and I'm sure the grills look nothing alike. I don't really se... : sigpro
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  looks exactly like every other car right now. : ass-street
  • by that i mean bumperless, ovular, and plastic : ass-street
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  looks 100x better than the ugly ass roadster/coupe : arizona bay
  • Wow.. Have you ever seen one in person? : DJ Clipdat
  • Have to agree with you. This looks great. : stump
• Holy shit that looks sweet. Huge (presumably) touch screen console has potential for pure awesome. I wond... : ninjase
• I bet you'd hate that roof after the first hot, sunny day : valael
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  Has Tesla even released their roadster yet? I thought it was still undergoing testing. : Rag and Bone Man
  • im putting my money on them imploding before ever releasing anything : arizona bay
  • Yeah, the roadster has been released, provided you've got the $110,000.00 to get Tesla to send you one. : Ajax
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  More pictures: http://www.autobloggreen.com/photos/tesla-model-s-live-reveal/ HFOHfohfohfofffffff : DrWaffles
  • That thing is fucking sweet : pancake humper
  • i think i like everything about this car : indosauros
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    looks like you can throw 22"s on in the back if u want : eggnoodles
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      wonder how you'd power them though : indosauros
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        there are lots of drawbacks with electric cars but torque isn't one of them. : Prozium
        • honestly I read to fast and thought he was talking about speakers : indosauros
  • This cracks me up. The guy driving the car in those pics....I've been to his house on multiple occasions... : pgharavi
• some car company with a proper production line etc needs to buy tesla right now and push this thing out i... : CoRDS

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  If you really wanna make friends fast post some titties. : AgentPothead
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    preferably your gf/friend/sister/mom's : feek
    • or all of them: your gf's friend's sister's mom. : mtgDoofy
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    I'm currently at school, I'll have to delve into my sweet Volvo pics directory, there's at least one exce... : xylopagus
    • If you need a place to host it http://www.shackpics.com/ : AgentPothead
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    My sweet volvo directory was void of titties. I did find this somewhere for all of your viewing pleasure : xylopagus
    • shacktag failure. your noobness has now been verified : retarded talking dinosaur
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    Volvo directory was void of titties. Found this though. NWS [url=http://www.shackpics.com/][img=http:... : xylopagus
    • There are no required tags for urls just paste the url, also check out http://rock_elf.shackspace.com/tag... : AgentPothead
    • Haha good luck : OverloadUT
    • xylopagus = noob NWS http://www.shackpics.com/files/volvo_t3rqb4u3l98090rfbvum.jpg NWS : xylopagus
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      post pics of volvo! : mojo the helpr monke
      • This is my Alexa. http://www.shackpics.com/files/Alexa_0309_rmg7q9js5ifkywmhde5i.jpg : xylopagus
  • Oh dear god, epic failure. : xylopagus
• post pics or get out : boring gegtik
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  a/s/l? : Koral06
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    19/yes plz/CA : PapaBoo
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      You lie PapaBoo : Koral06
      • ok. 30/hardly ever/NC : PapaBoo
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      29/Sure/CA too! : breadsticks
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        Pics or you don't exist. : Koral06
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          http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u51/witchywife/SoftPestoBreadsticks.jpg : Githyanki
          • According to Felicia, I need to figure out which country I'm made to determine if I'm going to be "soft" ... : breadsticks
        • 26/omnomnom/CA! : zerog83
        • Maybe it is you who does not exist! : breadsticks
  • 21 / m / central TX : xylopagus
• welcome! please read the rules so you dont get in trouble! http://www.shacknews.com/extras/guidelines.x : hirez
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  gb2gbs : pancake humper
  • ^^^ this : yacoub35
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  Who are you? I'm magistersmax's roommate. : coldfusioncs
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    It's Nick. : magistersmax
    • Ahaha, Right on. He will either love you or hate you for introducing him to this place. : coldfusioncs
• Hello! : Mmmmmoo
• Hello friend! : helvetica
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  Are you offended by the word gay? : hashd
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    Critical, and timely question. : zebosausamite
    • Well, that and "How much do you love cock?" (_(_)////////////////////////D This much? (_(_)/////// : DianeOfTheMoon
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  Welcome to the shack. There's a lot of gay and awesome here. : LoioshDwaggie
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    ...but mostly gay. : coldfusioncs
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      That's not the kind of suck I meant when I made this http://agentpothead.com/shackers.jpg though I suppos... : AgentPothead
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        A pro pose : LoioshDwaggie
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          Face down, ass up? : coldfusioncs
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            With that dick almighty. : bombay
            • to da windows, to da walls : yacoub35
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  wtf, where are the pictures of Kate?!?! http://s42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/xylopagus/Pics%20of%20N... : darcspeed
  • you're creepy. : ibrokn
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    Shit. I tried to warn him about you guys wanting pics of girlfriends, but I completely forgot about Faceb... : magistersmax
    • It wasn't facebook, they found an old photobucket album of mine that I made public. : xylopagus
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  Do you like Jessica Alba? : jbury
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    And slumber parties? : bombay
    • This is a must! : hashd
  • Damn you I didn't see this... : voodooraze
  • This is such an in-joke to LoL, but I keep doing it. :( : LoioshDwaggie
  • this is obvious. : xylopagus
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  Have you signed up for your mandatory GameFly account yet? You have 13 free posts remaining. Better... : Rice-Rocketeer
  • wtf? where is that : Utopia
• don't make eye contact with haiku : HojuSimpson
• You like Jessica Alba? : voodooraze
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  Just ignore anything I say. : sparkly
  • This is good advice. : grover69
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  you are lucky, this is one the nicest welcome threads I've seen here so far : razorblade79
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    I'm pretty excited about it. : xylopagus
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      Party's over. You're a fag. : grover69
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        I disagree : xylopagus
        • in your face grover. : ibrokn
  • It's because he's a dude : OverloadUT
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  touch my balls or gtfo : Rigor Morts
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    ^^^^^ everyone touches Rigor's balls before they're fully accepted here : sparkly
    • is that what that was. : Dravenport
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      I remember my first time :) : .Jayson
      • haha @ first time :D : Rigor Morts
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    where can we do this asap : xylopagus
    • That's the trick, you have to find him a pair first. : boredguy
• tits or you know the drill : busdriver3030
• schtay a while and fap. : Fyunch Click
• hello and welcome! since you are a SA member, at least all the talk of cocks and balls won't bother you ... : .Jayson
• What was your take on the BSG finale? : thetangent
• IT'S GIBS. NOT JIBS. FFS. "GIB" like "GIBSON" !!!!!!!!!!!! : Downforce
• Are you a member of Gamefly? If not GET OUT : critch
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  Go here and get the addons for the shack.: http://www.thomwetzel.com/greasemonkey/ Check here every... : skitzo
  • I already gave him the rundown on Greasemonkey and showed him some of the scripts. : magistersmax
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  Get greasemonkey and the lol script and welcome :) : baconisgod
  • This is the first thing magistersmax told me about. Already been done. : xylopagus
• My wife and I named our cat Xylo : protmind