Evening Reading

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• I know isn't that entire scene amazing! : spazzium
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  I want to play through it without the pipe puzzle, but I spent all of my credits on bullets :( : dognose
  • Why would you spend any money on ammo!?! The wrench man. BEST WEAPON IN THE GAME (cept for big daddies, b... : PRoX.00
• Loved that game. I hope Bioshock2 is just as good. : jimmy_legs
• another moment in gaming that i wish i could do again for the first time. : siknsyko
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  that entire scene was brilliantly handled.... it was masterful. : MikkleThePickle
  • Yeah, it was. I found the recording afterwards where you kill the puppy and I had a hearty chuckle. : disposition
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  That's one of my favorite scenes from any video game ever. A man chooses, a slave obeys! : deject
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    Of course, like the rest of the game, it sort of rips off the big twist moment from System Shock 2. UL... : deject
    • I wish I could find my SS2 disc. I only played for about another hour after the reveal - never reached th : captfarrell
    • Sort of. Both games are focused around the topic of being used, but I think that the scene in Bioshoc... : aaarrrgh
  • I will never forget that. : disposition
  • It really is a fucking masterpiece of a scene. : lookitzpancakes
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  I stopped halfway and I'm a huge idiot :( : boomstickah
  • I started this game back in September and I'm finally getting around to finishing it. Pick it back up! : disposition
• That's a very cool part and there's still even more coolness to come. : AndyGoin
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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3qF0GvXnro&fmt=18 : Gojirah
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    hahaha "would you kindry" : dissembler
    • lol : marmite
  • HAHAHAHA that was fucking hilarious. "Atlas is Fontaine." "Fuck you." : disposition
  • That was surprisingly funny. : basketofkittens
  • Comedy gold right there. : deafstarr
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  I still think that that was one of my favorite gaming cutscenes ever. Although I think the more recent Co : OverloadUT
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    I thought that was one of the worst parts of CoD4. The nuke going off was pretty crazy, but crawling from : pyide
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      but then people would have been like "oh I guess he was just knocked out oh well next mission" : aeg1x
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        Could have opened his eyes, saw the aftermath, blinked a few times and faded to black RIP. instead of dra : pyide
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          I have to disagree... It really sucked me in. After the level loaded and you are slowly crawling out of : Ormsbee
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            I think the abruptness of death would have given it way more impact for me. I really enjoyed the presenta... : pyide
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              Instantaneous death happens all the time in shooters. They had to make it special by drawing it out. : Serpico74
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                The nuke going off in your face and the helicopter spiraling out of control and crashing wasn't special e : pyide
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                  Nope, IMO it was very satisfying the way they did it. Opinions! : Serpico74
                  • I replayed it like 3 times. Not because I liked it, because I thought I was missing a way to save myself.... : AhmNee
            • it's interesting for me to read your POV because I had the exact opposite reaction to it. I felt me that ... : MikkleThePickle
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          I couldn't disagree more, I thought that scene was a real standout in the game. I might have been a few s... : MikkleThePickle
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            Yeah, it was fucking impactful, insane explosion and then you die from radiation poisoning, OMFG : node
            • I thought it was pretty dumb that he survived at first. Seemed very unrealistic to me so when he finally : GodZilly
            • I can honestly say that it's possibly the only time a video game has ever made a notable emotional impact... : peanut-
        • I think the fact that the character died while you were in control of him, yet helpless to do anything a : nudel
        • No I disagree. This and the car part are the best part of the single player campaign of COD4 and actually... : razlebol
  • It's amazing how many people I know didn't realize they could get out of da chopper at that point : Dave-A
  • I loved that part. I was like WTF, and for sure it was one of the better gaming moments in a long time. T... : bombay
• That's the highlight of the game. I was trying to get my brother to play up to that without spoiling it b... : Shai-Tan
• Oh yeah very cool. : bolneze
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  I never got why you kill Andrew Ryan : GodZilly
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    "A man chooses, a slave obeys" Andrew Ryan chose his death (and is therefore a man) instead of waiting f : Dontdrop
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      And you the player have no choice because he used "would you kindly" : Dontdrop
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        I felt ryan wanted you to break free of your programming - he thought he could break it, but failed : alnya
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          I think Ryan saw forcing Jack to kill him as the only way to demonstrate to Jack that he was being contro : daedraug
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            But why would Ryan want to set Jack free? I felt you being set free was just a side affect of Ryan's choi : Dontdrop
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              For one, because he was his son? : bipolar
              • A son he never wanted, was tricked into having and one he was meeting now for the first time. There's no : Dontdrop
              • And because Ryan was all about his principles. : Rotten Deadite
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    There was a revitalising chamber (or whatever they're called) just around the corner. Those things only : nudel
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      The reason is because he deactivated it. : disposition
      • Precisely : Dontdrop
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    I see it as a test that, as the player character, you are forced to fail. My take on it is this: You : qsylvr
    • I absolutely love how the whole "would you kindly" explains how in the first half of the game I have no : Dontdrop
    • ^^^ Great post. : disposition
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      The entire puppetry concept also works with the understanding that you as the player are controlling the : Fyunch Click
      • It reminds me a little of the "big secret" in the Marathon series. : Rotten Deadite
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  worst game in years : spaceyme
  • At least try to be vaguely subtle. : peanut-
  • 1/10, no tact. : Dontdrop
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  Shame the game didn't end there. : Arcanum
  • Haha I've said this so many times. : r_picmip 5
  • This is a prime example of publishers getting involved in a games development. Now I don't know if it's t... : norulez
  • Yeah. The rest was pretty shitty. : razlebol
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    I dunno, I liked the idea of you becoming a Big Daddy - it inverted the whole good guy bad guy thing : alnya
    • Not really. They were never really "bad guys" anyway. My objection is that after the whole "would you k : Arcanum
• I really wish I could play this game but I have no sound. Known issue with RealTek on-board sound or some... : PoopStewart

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• I've always used two spaces...no matter what I'm writing. : rossimo
• i've always used one : RikiTiki2
• Always 2 spaces : grabbie
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  One space is the correct format nowadays. : Rice-Rocketeer
  • That's just change for the sake of change, which is dumb. 2 spaces forever. : LemonJoose
• I'm completely inconsistent and use one OR two. : sparkly
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  Two you fucking Neanderthals : gmd
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    lol, actually, two is the antiquated, old way : RikiTiki2
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      Two is the only way : gmd
      • so the Chicago Manual of Style dkwtf, right? http://www.chicagomanualofstyle.org/CMS_FAQ/OneSpaceorTwo/O... : RikiTiki2
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        i agree with gmd : orgcaptainnemo
        • Luddites. : LeapingFool
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        Your refusal to accept change is the reason why 1) You're fat and keep stuffing your face with bacon l... : ieGod
        • P.S. Resident Evil rocks your face. : ieGod
    • two is the right way! : Horn
  • i usually use two, except for when using twitter. lol. : dopeman
  • It's always two after periods and one after comas. That's just how it is. : pop_secret
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  Single space. Proportional fonts already have an appropriate space width. Two spaces was something introd... : Kentor
  • ^ The right answer with the right reason. : flooq
  • i like this answer : Mmmmmoo
  • ^^ This is correct. Always use one space, except if you're on an old typewriter with a monospaced font. : Bold
  • truth : Mr.Fusion
  • correct answer : nova_x
  • Correct, but I still use two out of habit. : Turd Ferguson
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    take that gmd : Bamtan
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      I will never accept this : gmd
      • me neither. : dantastic
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        Neither will I. It's like suddenly telling me not to capitalize all my I's. : spazzium
        • but there's no reason to capitalize an l unless it's at the beginning of a sentence. That wouLd Look ridi... : zerog83
  • I think it's dependent, but, fwiw the fiancé is a writer for a mag & she says single space : goatjc
  • I know this and I still use two--the force of habit is hard to deny : rgoer
  • This is the right answer even though I was always taught two spaces. : rosewood
  • Here's the answer. ONE SPACE. : thetangent
  • Ding! : NFXFSX
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    yeah, I read this too, but read another site that said emails should use be double spaced. : prime8
    • If you're using a monospaced font in your emails, then you'd use two spaces after a period. (Or if you th... : Bold
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    2 is so ingrained in my head that I use it even when typing up shit for web pages. :( : mwasher
    • Hahaha me too. (space space) : SeaLlama
  • And HTML, which doesn't even allow double spacing without using   is a good final nail in this coffi... : DOOManiac
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    Even those this is correct formatting. I'll still prefer two spaces because I feel it does help increase... : ImageOmega
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      It doesn't really. The problem with adding two spaces to a proportional paragraph is that it becomes easi... : Kentor
      • I have never noticed this before but now that you've mentioned it I'm sure I will fuck I hate you, thanks... : Agrona
  • Nice post, but a good word processing program should identify two spaces or one as an appropriate ending ... : romulan
  • Gah, should have read through the whole thread. Sorry to repeat your answer. : Thresher
  • Oh thank God someone else out there knows this, I feel like a loser English major whenever I have to expl... : drhazard
  • I have INF'd this because people need to stop fucking using two spaces. STOP IT. : dumb.
  • As true as this is, I can't not double space after sentences. It's just too ingrained a habit plus it he... : action wombmate
  • I used to always use 2 until I heard about that several years ago and so I switched to 1. : vynn
  • ^^ this but I still type two because years of typing have drilled it into my head. Fuck. : Agrona
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    I'm in the "knows this is the base, but can't break the habit" camp. : Nobody Good
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      I even use two spaces in text messages. : Nobody Good
      • Ok, that's ocd. : KxRook
  • Thank you. End of topic please. : Bamii
  • This is the first time I've ever heard of this two-space thing. What are you all 100? We don't use typewr... : avatar_58
• space after every letter : sKetchflow
• I didn't think anyone double spaced after sentences anymore. My last year of college I had to write a bu... : quazar
• Two is the only way. A single space is a detriment to readability. : ninj0rc
• Always two, no matter what. : Ormsbee
• Two is the old way. One is correct now. : retarded talking dinosaur
• cover your bases by using three spaces. it'll impress those reading your emails. : j0nchan
• Two. Regardless of what the email is about it's always two. : MacemanInTW
• Two out of habit. I hear 1 is the way to do it now. : smegmar
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  One. I hate two. I edit them out if someone uses em in a doc I need. : dahanese
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    Wow that's a ridiculous use of your time. : lasercat
    • ctrl+h : smegmar
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      Search and replace probably takes a while second. : Kentor
      • while = whole : Kentor
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        good point. but still it must be annoying to have a co-worker making minor changes like that to your docs... : lasercat
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          In terms of typography and legibility, single space is superior. : Kentor
          • (It does depend on context -- I wouldn't change something like comments in source control since it would ... : Kentor
  • why the hate for the double-spacers? :( : Postal
• Let's compromise, let's do two and one! three spaces! : lasercat
• I go by habit and how I was taught so 2 and I will never change : acheron
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  To all those. People. Using 2. Whats stopping you from using 3? : humbleone
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    Sigh - It wouldn't let me use 2 or 3 spaces here. Point crushed. : humbleone
    • WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL IT'S HOW I WAS TAUGHT LEAVE ME ALONE : ejectorpod
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      Something about web forms automatically truncating everything to one space after a period. It is weird. : rosewood
      • It's html. You can't use two spaces in a row without using nbsp : boarder2
  • In my experience with Two-Spacers is they don't click the space bar twice they convulse their thumbs for ... : buzzbat
• I don't think I could not type two spaces after a period. The same way I can't hit the space bar with my... : AssGoblin
• it is strange that i don't notice, but looking at my sent folder, i use only one space. but i do remember... : fsck
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  HIJACK How do you end? I usually try Kind regards, but I don't know shit about being professional. : timaste
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    Fuck the haters, Rosewood : rosewood
    • Hatin' the game, Rosewood : yacoub35
  • Best Regards Warm Regards Very Respectfully (V/R) Eat Shit and Die : Sailor of Fortune
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    Thanks, : Lunaran
    • ^^ this plus my work signature that includes my name, position, company name, and contact numbers : prime8
    • Same. : megarust32
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    Most of the time: Thanks, Since 99% of my work is requesting stuff. Even if I'm not it is a 'Thanks ... : Zhaneel
    • Yea, hard to mess up with Thanks. : Ebu
  • Get Money, Get Paid : Bamtan
  • "Sincerely" is my usual route. : thetangent
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    I better get my money, bitch. : askedrelic
    • So that makes you the bitch? : Nighteyes
  • No horseshit, Eggshen : egg5hen
  • Thanks and take care, Trent I usually put my first name there even though my proper signature follows... : mittense
  • Best regards or Take it easy (if i have a casual rapport with the recipient) : cpt_gloval
  • for customers a Thank you, and then my signature in outlook, for anyone else just my signature in outlook... : dantastic
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    I'm married, so I usually end with a Kleenex. : RomSteady
    • haha oh snap : timaste
  • / “I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general... : humbleone
  • "Very Respectfully" : glio1337
  • "Thanks!" most people who email me sign "Best," : jenisthebest
  • Indubitably Yours, Shacknews : yacoub35
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    EMBP, : dognose
    • dognose...??? : CrustaR
  • i am firebone : dmason
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    eat a dick up till ya hiccup, : rgoer
    • I like this one. : Maddog_Delphi97
  • "thanks" : riptyde
  • Govern yourself accordingly Regards, Thanks, Sued by, : Morgin
  • "Kind regards", "Regards", or "Sincerely" I try to rotate them so my emails sound less like form letters... : LemonJoose
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    PLEASE ADVISE : DianeOfTheMoon
    • my favorite is PLEASE ADVICE : kill9
  • Please Advise Usually "Thanks" or "Sincerely" for me : DHAvatar
  • Thanks. <My first name> : electroly
  • I've been using "Best Regards" lately. I feel like maybe it's a European thing (do a lot of internationa... : Agrona
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    Thanks! But, I always sign my name "- Lex", which is weird. : Vantage
    • Yeah, I always do Blah blah, -David (I only use my long ass corporate signature once in an email, all... : Beady
  • Or else! : losimagic
  • These are my terms, : Juno
  • FML : ShekkyBoy
• One. Two is archaic. : yacoub35
• One. : bolneze
• i trust my word processor to make it look right. if there's supposed to be an extra space, i don't see wh... : cpt_gloval
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  always done 2. i'd get marks off my essays in high school and non science/tech essays in university so i... : dantastic
  • i can see why they enforce that though. you look at papers with that type of spacing and they're just no... : dantastic
• ONE : buzzbat
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  Proper form requires 2 spaces after every period. What's next, internet shorthand spelling like u, thx, ... : jimmy_legs
  • proper form can lick my pubey sack : cpt_gloval
  • That "proper form" went out with the typewriter. No seriously. : LeapingFool
  • Find me the MLA or AP Style guide that demands this that was made in the last decade : Cheeziologist
  • You may want to check up on "proper". : ieGod
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    Look at how wrong you are. : pupismyname
    • Yeah probably, I was just taught 2 spaces in the mid 80s. Everyone I communicate with over email profess... : jimmy_legs
  • When I cc my emails I can't seem to find the carbon paper to put in the printer so I generally go to the ... : steelsamurai
• i use 2 even if i'm typing a shacknews comment. i know it's unnecessary, but it's a habit. : jenisthebest
• One period is enough for me. : Koral06
• ugh. 1. always : d0pamine
• Always use two. It will never be hard to read, unlike one which could be depending on font. If two is... : Altanar
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  Traditionally, it's 2 spaces. However, if i recall, that was because old fashioned typewriters don't hav... : Thresher
  • It used to be one space until typewriters came along and made things go to two spaces, for reasons you me... : helvetica
• I got my work email signature up to 12 lines. It's so embarrassing. : TwiLyght
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  Two. Is one really accepted these days? In legal writing we use 2, but it is about the most archaic thi... : ra1n
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    If I ever encountered someone who complained about either, I'd ask what the hell is wrong with them. One... : TwiLyght
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      I get shit about the difference between . and . Can you spot it? : ra1n
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        No takers? Those are actually different! : ra1n
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          There's no difference on the internet. HTML removes extra spaces. : crummynz
          • .. : ra1n
          • . . : chuck577
          • No spaces in there. One period is italicized. : ra1n
      • How in the hell would anyone ever notice that? I had to drop it into word and do an extreme close-up to s... : Ctrl-Phreak
      • http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/36331/period.png I guess there is. This is with cleartype though. Not sure ... : Nali4Freedom
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  i can't not type 2. it's automatic now : smax
  • ^ this : riptyde
• I learned to use two and I don't think I can ever unlearn that. : mizterd99
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  FOUR : ninjase
  • !!!! : sammyl
• I use two spaces after a period. Always. : randomjgj
• ZERO, this is probably why I am not a professional. : nickjolly
• Periods? In professional emails? We have a comedian folks! : AscorSix
• I just use Interpuncts : rosewood
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  I take a shower. : voodooraze
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    After every period. : voodooraze
    • Solid advice, from the man with the cleanest vagina in vaginatown. : quadeh
• You know I used to use two spaces to write anything, but now it's like everyone in town uses two spaces. ... : nurglich
• I use two spaces, even in handwriting. : thief
• Officially its 1 space. I used to be "2 for life" but after a few times of getting dogged by the copy edi... : good man
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  I can't believe how many people use two spaces. Where did people pick up this shit? : aeg1x
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    It's how I was taught in school. I'd imagine it's the same for most other people. : jimmy_legs
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      you get taught to type in school? o_O I was about to say I think there's a generation gap here but Overlo... : aeg1x
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        Yeah, lessons started in maybe 3rd or 4th grade if I recall, on Apple IIgs systems. Continued until mayb... : jimmy_legs
        • Yeah I remember computer classes as early as grade 3 or 4 too where we got to play those typing games. T... : jenisthebest
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        I agree with this. I'm 27, and except for reading discussions like this online, I had never heard about t... : woddemandred
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          25 here and I was taught 2 spaces after every sentence. I always use 2; it's the right way to do it - it... : OMGzImBurning
          • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=19423118 : Arctic Fox
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    I was taught that in middle school and it stuck with me. : OverloadUT
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      i was taught in school to use 1. guess we were ahead of the curve : RikiTiki2
      • Overload was a child left behind : aeg1x
  • Middle School. I learned on a manual in 7th grade. The final was dictated to us while we wore paperbags... : andre GiANT
  • Middle of the school : rosewood
  • seriously : feek
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    One of the first things our computer class was taught when Introduced to MS word back in around 1995 or s... : fluke
    • It has nothing to do with being lazy and everything to do with the technology involved in graphical repre... : ieGod
  • It's been banged into my head through college and high school, and I still prefer it. Screw the inf! : Begawkiness
• I used to use two, and then one of my bosses and friends convinced me that there is no reason to anymore ... : OverloadUT
• Always two, it's how I was taught throughout school. : mrasparagus
• I don't care about periods, I'm just relieved if someone is using complete words. The amount of emails... : peanut-
• there is really no such thing as a professional email. : MikkleThePickle
• One. I doubt anyone will notice these days. Outdated practice. : terath
• Do you place your finger on the paper to measure the gaps between words? : deafstarr
• I seriously didn't know there was an alternative to one. : abovedefault
• Always two. It was how I learned growing up and I never broke the habit. When I use one space by mistak... : Salad Sammich
• I've only ever used one. You can't even use double spaces in html. I've never heard of using 2 spaces. Ma... : marmite
• I say two is the only way to fly. : Lone Swordsman
• 2 : onji

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  the fuck : filtersweep
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    iawttf : FrayLo
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      All board this "you're messed up" train! : ieGod
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        Toot Toot!!! : Caoster007
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          ill be in the bar car. : d0pamine
          • Eating peanuts? : Tissen
• ...no. : Moonbase Commander
• /backs away from ED : smoove
• no. that is gross. So you also not unwrap pop-tarts and just eat the pop-tart and foil? : burningpantsman
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  Yeah. Squirrels. : jimmy_legs
  • No, they deshell them too. : Grumbeld
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  Only occasionally, but it's all over for sunflower seeds & shells, if they creep too close. : silaslang
  • Same for sunflower seeds. If peanuts were that much of a hassle to shell I'd eat them whole as well. : cfalcon
  • Half the fun of sunflower seeds is sticking a whole bunch of them in your mouth, and skillfully de-shelli... : riptyde
• i know at least one other person here has done it it's not unsafe. the shells are basically pure fibe... : EvilDolemite
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  Ugh. nope. : stump
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    have you ever tried it though? : EvilDolemite
    • Yes, I've gotten lazy a few times but always decided that shelling the peanuts was worth the effort : stump
• My wife does, I've done it. It's ok, but I like 'em shelled. : voodooraze
• can't say that i have : RikiTiki2
• i've done it, and i'd do it again. But to be honest, sometimes I just don't like that much salty goodness... : Demius
• Last I checked I wasn't a fucking squirrel storing peanut mush in my cheeks. : breadsticks
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  Are you nuts? : hashd
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    HAHAHAH FUNNY MAN : med1c
    • he finally came out of his SHELL : delataur
    • I am surprised it took this long somebody had to do it..... : hashd
• Dude, you're doin it WRONG : ateam311
• I always do. Same with sunflower seeds. : PointlesS76
• You're supposed to spit the shell out you know : MoreVespeneGas
• My mom does. Seriously. Nuts-in-your-mom's-mouth jokes start here: : kallanta
• Yup... 2 out of say 5 I'll just pop in ..especially the single pod ones. Very tasty. : Madwacker
• I don't like peanuts. : datoo
• maybe if i lived in a zoo : mindshot
• No I prefer eating pinecones. wtf. : sixfoot6
• Heck I ONLY eat the shells! : AndyGoin
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  I used to do this with sunflower seeds : haiku
  • What is up fellow almost-fucked-up-our-intestines buddy? : ArcKnight
• I do this on occasion. I don't really like peanuts much (I'm a pistachio guy,) but every once in a while... : Nobody Good
• yeah i do that sometimes : fletch_
• Does anyone eat egg shells with their egg? Come on, there's got to be one of you... : grover69
• Wait some people eat the inside? : OverloadUT
• elephants : andre GiANT
• There was this kid in elementary school that would eat whole sunflower seeds all the time. He loved them... : midgetherder
• have you tried that with Pistachios ? : OrkO
• Hell yeah that's the best! : whodares
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  I'm afraid that would rip apart my intestines. : aaarrrgh
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    oh wait, why am I thinking of pistaccios? : aaarrrgh
    • I think you'd need to worry about your teeth first if we're talking about pistaccios. : ZTac
• No. Your'e weird. : GoodBoy

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• http://fukung.net/v/3719/MariokartNascar.jpg lol : dumbacid
• that fucking rules : Downforce
• HAH! I had never noticed his tiny little italian boots before. : anhero
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  nightmares ahoy: http://fukung.net/v/11749/4a86c2802ab3e80bf763f4fcfbb1923c.gif : Klebold
  • never watched the wall while on drugs have you : Juno
  • lol at the tags: "tldr" : razorblade79
  • * G E O R G I A O ' K E E F F E ' D * : yoonix
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    NWS for ads : Totenjaeger
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      its fukung, what do you expect?? : Klebold
      • I don't see ads on the rest of the links. : Totenjaeger
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  http://fukung.net/v/13938/backwards.gif hah : Bobajojo
  • that is hilarious : anhero
  • awesome : Penis Brittle
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    haha that is awesome, why wasn't this a shackthread : razorblade79
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      If I read your post backwards, it was. : Githyanki
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        racecar : rosewood
        • mind = blown : zerog83
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          race fast safe car : Grimmadog
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            oh what the fuck! : zerog83
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              A man, a plan, a canal: Panama. : ieGod
              • Maoam : razorblade79
  • hahahah that is so badass : SatansFist
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    If you watch Star Wars backwards, it's about a kid that builds a moon-sized space station by imploding th... : Omaha
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      If you watch Jaws backwards it's about a great white shark with anorexia : flagg209
      • bulimia : zerog83
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        if you watch Deep Throat backwards it's about a girl who is constantly choking and is saved over and over... : Fyunch Click
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          If you watch Superman backwards it's about a guy with superpowers who gets pissed off and flies out into ... : Omaha
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            If you watch Riddick backwards, it's about the king of the universe who goes on a journey to heal lots of... : razorblade79
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              If you watch Back to the Future backwards, it's about getting back to the future backwards : spiderfill
              • If you move your Predator Tank backwards when retreating it will take less damage because its front armor... : SockMonkeh
  • bwahahahha : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Excellent : Maarten Goldstein
  • Except for the one episode where it actually was lupus! : aaarrrgh
• yum. http://fukung.net/v/11994/917513113cd3187cb934e02ed547c29e.gif : bipolar
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  http://fukung.net/v/12210/9a48df3b199c003c811cfacf6029ee5d.gif : bipolar
  • that dog kicks ass! : waxthirteen
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  whoa.. http://fukung.net/v/13199/0bf0d08c34010917d326ed961dcf8b35.jpg : stonedonkey
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    Prism cannon? : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      Those made the coolest sound : Omaha
      • Like a unicorn farting. : stonedonkey
  • no gold :( : ass-street
  • ahhh fuck you internet. i instantly thought of diablo3 there, even though i think D3 looks awesome. : Klebold
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  Holy pointy elbows I'd never try and save that. : ieGod
  • you see the size of those feet? : zerog83

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• curves ahead. : radula
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  funny, she's kind of chubby for an asian show girl : lasercat
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    chubby? what? : erotic sock
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      Us asians don't usually have stomachs like that until mid life or give birth. : Edges
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        agreed : reverend~heresy
        • third! : recoilfx
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    Dear God shack, what is next? "She's just too hot to be hot!" : quadeh
    • you don't understand us asians : reverend~heresy
    • srsly this shit was way more tolerable when it was only from fpsdavid : the city
  • lol what is you're definition of chubby? : bobbman
  • I KINDA see what youre saying FOR AN ASIAN girl but thats still means super hot IRL. : bolneze
  • UGH she obviously has an under active thyroid condition : not work safe
  • /chubbyfacepalm : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • goddamnit, you have me looking at her stomach which upsets me because she's still super hot. : carnivore
• she gorgeous, its a nice gif to watch.. : niceguynick
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  What is Solar Gard and why do I want to fuck it? : ReiMomo
  • http://solargard.com/ : carnivore
• She is cute as hell! : Arcanum
• i want to go to there. : BongSlayerB
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  Do Japanese girls wink a lot or is it just me? : pupismyname
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    Is it just me or does she seem possibly Korean? : bolneze
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      all rook same. : yosemiteclimber
      • I lol'd : zerog83
      • ROR! : Ride-My-Rocket
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      Yeah, so does the guy behind her. : MeenMunky
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        Yea the guy behind her definitely looks Korean but I'm not sure about the girl. : SatansFist
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          I'm betting they're both Korean, not the least because Korea is OBSESSED with using models to showcase pr... : Lone Swordsman
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            So is Japan. : pwnjoo
            • I see Japanese device launches though, they don't use models as consistently as Korea does. : Lone Swordsman
    • Yea, definitely Korean. : Blucklesworth
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      I think so too. Korean girls > Japanese girls. : senseimoron
      • Agreed. Also, do Koreans blur their porn or are they cool with hardcore shit? : Ride-My-Rocket
    • Definitely korean. : carnivore
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    I don't think I've seen a single Japanese girl wink, and I see them everywhere. They do, however, wear lo... : Vincent Grayson
    • Maybe they just wink in animated gifs. : pupismyname
    • If its not 150 degress they are cold, thats why they all wear that stuff! : pwnjoo
  • What do you mean, they're perpetually winking. : PoopStewart
  • I don't know, I've never met you. : SiW.
• pew pew pew!!! : prancing_jackanapes
• Wow weird. I'm listening to Manowar - Defender; and it synced perfectly with the animation. It was swee... : khaosman
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  I could watch this all night : OverloadUT
  • This sounds like a plan. : Salad Sammich
• http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a273/the_wicked_witch_of_the_west/post-2-1095889884.gif : miasma(&)
• and how many stars does she have for her muff? : sesmaster
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  WANT : CoRDS
  • Indeed! : -efx-
• I would like to shoot her back with sperm. : risimage
• ♪♫ I've got yellow fever... ♫♪ : CapnChaos

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• i can't wait for this to get up on youtube (don't have cable) : baconisgod
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  Sadly, Stewart tends to puss out when he has some sort of controversy with whoever he's having on. He'll... : Thresher
  • Well, that's the character he plays on his show. When he's not on his show (Crossfire) he's pretty good a... : Shivawn
  • ^^^ yep, sadly. : stuka
  • We'll see -> http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D96SPKFO2&show_article=1 : K1Bond007
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    http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h-46uOi4Itn8DlM756nzYWEyGN4wD96SRA200 : baconisgod
    • Comedy Central said the on-air version would be cut by about eight minutes, though the entire interview w : Godhatesfatpeople
    • better link http://gawker.com/5169163/leak-daily-show-showdown-is-brutal : baconisgod
  • yeah he's not very confrontational with real people. lol : smax
  • He's grilled people on his show before. And he does it even more when he's on other peoples shows. I just... : Godhatesfatpeople
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    on crossfire he was fucking brutal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmj6JADOZ-8 : EvilDolemite
    • A classic piece of tv history : Antilles_Prime
    • My respect for Stewart rose to new heights after that masterpiece. : Ride-My-Rocket
    • Yeah this is why I like him. : Whistler77
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      Higher quality video/audio version here ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE ) -- skip to 2:50 to : Ride-My-Rocket
      • Man, I missed this. This is FANTASTIC. : ArcKnight
• What time is this? 10 CST? : noobja
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  eh, Stewart is pretty nice to his guests. He won't tear Cramer up tonight, I would rather see Stewart on ... : MagicWishMonkey
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    I want to see Scarboaraough on The Daily Show : noobja
    • With that said, I hope Stewart and Cramer become fast friends and join forces making fun of him. : noobja
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    Yeah, I think they'll both agree their not perfect and their shows are just entertainment that may help p... : dmason
    • i doubt they'll come to that agreement; Stewart's schtick is "24 hour cable news is bad for us". : cpt_gloval
  • he needs to team up with cramer and destroy scarborough : EvilDolemite
  • I think he did plenty of tearing haha : noobja
• It's on! : ImageOmega
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  That intro was awesome, lol. The front page of usatoday promoted this? Wow : Antilles_Prime
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    anything to try to survive bankruptcy and attract paper buyers ;) : yacoub35
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      USA Today is one of the newspapers whose survival I think is not in jeopardy, along with the NY Times and... : riptyde
      • "along with the NY Times"? Have you been following ANY of the news about the NYT over the past months? : yacoub35
  • BUY LOW, SELL DIE : Deathlove
• Here we go. : Super Sparker
• That went over ... Easy. : Antilles_Prime
• LOL! : Super Sparker
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  Oh man that last video. Incriminating. : ant_hillbilly
  • Oh damn. The teeth came out. : Antilles_Prime
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  Stewart went in dry : Bamtan
  • Oh multiple times here. : ant_hillbilly
  • This is almost uncomfortable. Wow. : Antilles_Prime
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  Stewart is really laying into him. : senseimoron
  • God damn you East Coast homos! : Godhatesfatpeople
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  This is fantastic, Jon Stewart is one of the best interviewers on TV and that just makes the state of our... : Lionhart32935
  • This is nearing crossfire levels : Antilles_Prime
  • "You are the face of this and that is unfortunate." and Cramer just apologizes after that. Damn he go... : Lionhart32935
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  oh my god stewart is crossfire'ing CNBC : ]pm[chem
  • Good, fuck CNBC. I've said here so many ties that the only reason you should watch that channel is if you... : Serpico74
• lol! "There's a market for cocaine and hookers!" : Super Sparker
• Posting in epic John Stewart thread. : noobja
• I can't believe cramer fell on this grenade. Stewart is becoming the oprah of politics : Antilles_Prime
• WTB streaming link ?? : crummynz
• mark political please : Foxhawk
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  It's done, Stewart really said a lot of things people have been thinking about the entire financial situa... : senseimoron
  • That's what I was thinking, it was odd. Cnbc and fox news are way out of control, and cramer knows it. Sa... : Antilles_Prime
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    I could tell from the beginning Cramer knew his position was indefensible, and glad that Stuart didn't ki... : ReiMomo
    • I know my Dad takes him seriously. I can't stand the man. : spazzium
    • yeah there was a disturbance in cramer's force. either he went in with strong advice from maybe the netw... : Luminair
    • Heh, that's funny. I have a friend who idolizes him. : pop_secret
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      Aren't there websites that have tracked his investment advice and found it not to be particularly profita... : riptyde
      • This is a great place to start: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=donharrold&view=videos&sort=v : Serpico74
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      Cramer is a fucktard. He flips his position and revises history constantly. Terrible unless you enjoy buy... : Serpico74
      • Wait a second...I enjoy the exact opposite of this! : ImageOmega
• Did he just tell Cramer to remove "Financial Expert" from his title?! Then Cramer said, "I think we make... : Super Sparker
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  Wow...that was pretty intense. I kind of wish he was laying into someone who takes themselves a bit more ... : byorn
  • same. : noobja
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    Whoh, hopefully it's on youtube already somewhere. : spazzium
    • The full interview will be on comedycentral.com probably after the west coast airs. : ant_hillbilly
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      The entire interview is supposed to be here (they did not air all of it on TV) http://www.thedailyshow.co... : byorn
      • Hahaha, it's all hosed up right now. Their VOD is toast. : spazzium
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  Cramer got Crossfired, but 1) he had the balls to show up in person to (ostensibly try and) defend his po... : Ride-My-Rocket
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    wonder what Cramer's response will be tomorrow -.- : ]pm[chem
    • "HAY GUISE I got (Cross)fired." : Ride-My-Rocket
• That was amazing. : ashkie
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  short selling expose`: http://www.deepcapture.com/ : ]pm[chem
  • HAHA, Patrick Byrne still hasn't gotten the sand out of his vagina. He needs to come to grips with the fa... : MeenMunky
• Stewart tore him a new one. I usually find Stewart a bit snarky, but he was 100% on point tonight. : airrob
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  Is there a video online yet? : datoo
  • http://www.thedailyshow.com/ Little window on the right says it's coming in a bit : snuff
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    up on crooksandliars.com don't know about anywhere else : thebigbeefsandwich
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      Starting now, can't wait. Thing is, Santelli is the only person on that network with half a clue and the ... : Serpico74
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        He basically hung himself in the court of public opinion with his "losers" rant. : riptyde
        • Yeah, which is too bad, he is one of the few people there with a no bullshit opinion and his head screwed : Serpico74
        • Here's a great clip of Santelli ripping Cramer a new one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSS1EV-7QV8 B... : Serpico74
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  Wow, from all the comments I am now very intrigued by this interview. It's like "The interview to end al... : pop_secret
  • It was indeed awesome. : hoov1185
  • it is not that. please deflate your expectation level so you are not disappointed : Luminair
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    You can watch it here right now. http://crooksandliars.com/ : BlackCat9
    • Wow, amazing. He seemed genuinely angry. : kainen1
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  It's good that Cramer is finally getting some shit thrown at him, he's been losing people money for a goo... : snuff
  • He's been giving advice. People have been losing their own money. : holinka
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  CNBC isn't there to sell good advice, they are there to pump the market in order to get advertising dolla : Serpico74
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    I remember being a part of the CNBC-watching cult back in the late 90s. We had 2 TVs in our apartment, a... : riptyde
    • It used to be much better than the current crap though. Once it started being about "money honeys" and Cr... : steelsamurai
  • If people at large all of the sudden realized that the sole purpose of any media is to make you feel a ce... : haiku
• I don't mean to hype it but Stewart ripped the living shit out of him. That was nuts. : TaintedSyringe
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  Wow I'm watching the rerun and Stewart is killing Kramer. The guy sounds like he's on the verge of tears.... : Dynotaku
  • That's when it got to me. Even the crowd was dead silent. : TaintedSyringe
  • He always sounds like that, even on his own show. He's got a weird voice with that cracking thing he does... : Serpico74
• Brutal. : edgewise
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  I just feel bad for Stewart at this point. He gets up there, has great valid points and these people jus... : smacknca
  • ^^^ this. Not a thing is going to change with Cramer, market manipulation by big money, none of the th... : Serpico74
  • I think the more of an audience Stewart attracts, and the more his message resonates with them, we'll sta... : notd665
  • I don't feel bad for Stewart. He's a comedian. Cramer never invited Stewart on to Mad Money and told hi... : holinka
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    There is one thing that cramer, john stewart, cnbc, and all of the other networks are diligently trying t... : haiku
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      Daily Show is Viacom and Cramer is NBC so they are kind of against each other : snuff
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        My point is that no one is against anyone. When networks compete, everyone wins. They make it a point to ... : haiku
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          cramers show will be cancelled in a week : mindshot
          • HAHAHAHAHAHA : owtwerd
          • Fucking LOL : Serpico74
          • cramers ratings are going to be higher then ever. so no it wont. : chilln
          • Unlikely, but there's a slight chance of this, given how Cramer publicly said CNBC lied to him. : Ride-My-Rocket
    • Yup, like I said earlier, the whole point of CNBC is to sell ads, not to help investors. Its why they wen... : Serpico74
    • I think it's pretty obvious that this is allowed to go on because it's a great ratings booster for both p... : AscorSix
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    Yeah, but in the end, didn't a lot of people listen to what he said on Crossfire and the show ended up ge... : Mecha Tofu Pirate
    • Yeah the mocking sort of caught like wildfire and started the ball rolling. If people think this won't i... : kainen1
    • In January 2005, CNN announced they were ending their relationship with Carlson and would soon cancel Cro... : Hoax
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  What I find funny about this isn't that Cramer was a shill for Goldman or made bad/phony calls, but the f... : aldraek
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    it's not a coincidence in your mind. where'd you get the idea that it's a "fact" that Stewart is only cal... : edgewise
    • Nobody can say that its a "fact". That said, it is difficult to ignore the timing on Cramer (extremely we... : Serpico74
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    Can't say I disagree with you. The clips that Jon Stewart showed were from mid-2006. Cramer has flipped h : Serpico74
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      cramer is a frothing raving entertainer. we all know this. but some of the folks that go through fast mon... : Downforce
      • We agree to disagree on Fast Money. :) : Serpico74
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        You talk about these people and these shows and these networks like there is any information to be gained : haiku
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          How exactly do you define media journalists? : ArcKnight
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            Anyone who writes anything about the marketplace or the news. If I needed to make a more specific distinc... : haiku
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              I asked because I was wondering if you were including photojournalism in your brush. : ArcKnight
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                Photo Journalism = story = selling = ignore. Of course I look at the photos on the boston news site, ... : haiku
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                  Alright, I want to make sure I'm getting this correct before I go any further: Your contention is tha... : ArcKnight
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                    I'm not going by a definition, but logically getting the truth from the source would be more accurate tha... : TrptJim
                    • I'm not disputing that - I just take umbrage with haiku stating that there is NO knowledge to be gained f... : ArcKnight
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                  So you're saying all news reporting is just entertainment and has no actual significance? ... What abo... : evildanish
                  • It was a scam to get free yamakas : MagicWishMonkey
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          Everything you need to know about the present business marketplace is held in the daily fact based report : Serpico74
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            I always like when you hear people say "Math is the universal language". It's because it is the only one ... : haiku
            • Pretty reliably, yes. That said, I also trade options so I'm much more leveraged and volatile than the av... : Serpico74
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  im listening to it right now... holy god is this awkward. : burning eye
  • Haha, that's what I felt. During some moments, it's like the serious analogue of the feeling you get from... : delataur
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  Stewart wiped his ass with Cramer and CNBC. That was wonderful. Looking forward to watching the un-cut in... : Godhatesfatpeople
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    It's already up on thedailyshow.com : ArcKnight
    • Thanks :D : Godhatesfatpeople
• The full thing is up on www.thedailyshow.com : airrob
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  classic jon stewart v. crossfire moment (watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE ) Thats... : Hoax
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    Already posted earlier in the thread. : ArcKnight
    • yeah was reading the thread and watching the interview while posting. : Hoax
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  After watching this interview I kinda feel bad for Cramer, he admits he made bad calls but the thing that... : stgdz
  • Except, Cramer didn't try to fix what was bad until it blew up in his face. : mancide

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  "Whedonverse". : Godhatesfatpeople
  • /facepalm : Megara9
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    Sure. No different than the "Askewniverse". http://www.viewaskew.com/ : thetangent
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      Exactly. : SockMonkeh
      • Are we in the Gibsonverse? : GloriousCow
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  Just needs Arnold : gmd
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    he has a cameo in this actually. : Xanthos
    • he plays the governator i think : Xanthos
• What the fuck? At the rate he's going, even every extra is going to be a famous actor or actress. Also... : Mecha Tofu Pirate
• i am more excited for this movie than anything else on the horizon. : NeoMoose
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  Now all he needs is JCVD. : Prozium
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNYWxRlNyp8&feature=related : aeg1x
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      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0k61WJXizw JCVD spoiler : Peripety
      • WTF is this? : bolneze
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    JVCD turned it down already :( : Mondo
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      WHY would he do that. Not like he has anything else going on. : bolneze
      • probably was not going to get paid enough to support his cocaine habit. : -=kodiak=-
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  Is there a trailer for this piece of cinema history? : ETPC1
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    Only aboard Spaceball 1. Filming starts later this month. : Prozium
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      When will now be then? : thetangent
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        Now will be then when then is now. : Albemuth
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          WHEN WILL THEN BE NOW? : ETPC1
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            We're at now now. : AMikaboshi
            • Well we were anyway : locater16
  • probably not, if they are still casting it. : NexusOne
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  I can't believe Jean Claude turned him down. : anhero
  • Me neither. He's doing another Universal Soldier movie but he won't so this. It boggles my mind. : Haku-Jin
• awesome. big stone cold fan. he needs more work! : AMikaboshi
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  They need Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. He's awesome. : SockMonkeh
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    Don't forget Vin "My other voice is that of a chipmunk" Diesel. : Crimsonbeak
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      YEAH! Those two and Jesse Ventura. With stone cold and Arnie cameo and and *head asplode* : yacoub35
      • Carl Weathers NEEDS to also be in this movie. : shyguy74
• Holy shit is this for real? I want to see this all of a sudden. : bolneze
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  what about the old chinese guy with the fu manchu i dont know his name : iwonthelottery
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    Bolo Yeung isn't the answer, but Chong Li with machine guns is exactly what this movie needs! : TrptJim
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      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Leong : Haku-Jin
      • this guy is so awesome. you know he's always going to be one of the first to die. : shyguy74
      • yea haha him! : iwonthelottery
• At least Jet Li is doing it - looks like he learned his lesson from turning down Matrix. : bolneze
• who wants to bet stone cold puts randy couture in the 'stunner' in a fight? : -=kodiak=-
• throw everyone else from predator in there too : mindshot
• So is this a modern take on Dirty Dozen, Kelly's Heroes? : massdev
• LOL! According to IMDB, Wesley Snipes also turned down a role, because he couldn't leave the country. : aaarrrgh