Evening Reading

I'm still not sure about that Watchmen game. It seems a pretty harmless beat-em-up, which I'd normally give a spin. But the more I think about it, the more I realize I have no desire to beat up dudes as Rorschach or Nite Owl. I mean, they're rather pathetic, as superheroes go. I think it'd just be sad.

Speaking of Watchmen, this is sort of cool. (Via Bergman.)
From The Chatty
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    March 3, 2009 6:01 PM

    Dude, Rorschach threw a guy down an elevator shaft and chained a guy up, gave him a hacksaw, then set the building on fire. Nite Owl's a pansy-ass gadget-bitch, but Rorschach's like six kind's of the man.

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      March 3, 2009 6:01 PM

      kinds. FUCK. FUCKING FUCK

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        March 3, 2009 6:02 PM

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          March 3, 2009 6:04 PM

          they're all going to laugh at me, they'll see the apostrophe and wonder "oh, deathlove, does the kind possess that of the man? or kind is of the man? what do you mean?" and they'll sip their wine and chortle and i'll weep and hope and pray that i get another chance to impress them, to show them that i'm not fucking illiterate i'll show them ripping open their chests and showing them their inner workings, asking who belongs to this heart, i guess it's yours, no fucking apostrophe :(

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        March 3, 2009 6:03 PM

        you know no one would have even noticed if you didn't over react to such a stupid error

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          March 3, 2009 6:05 PM

          and now that we notice we dont give a sh

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          March 3, 2009 6:07 PM

          thats a lie, we would have teased him mercilessly. and now we're going to do it anyway

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      March 3, 2009 6:06 PM

      Deathlove - look at how right you are.

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      March 3, 2009 6:07 PM

      You completely left out the part where Rorschach takes out half a dozen goons without leaving his prison cell.

      If that wasn't the most badass thing in the entire book, I don't know what was.

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        March 3, 2009 6:08 PM

        oh shit I forgot about this too.

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          March 3, 2009 6:11 PM

          He also had some of the funniest parts of the book. Rorschach jumping out of the fridge at Moloch had me in stitches, but it got even better when he turns it around and shuts Moloch in the same fridge he just jumped out of.

          "Can I come out of the fridge?"
          "No."

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            March 3, 2009 6:12 PM

            I believe he left a note in the fridge that says 'behind you', he wasn't actually in it

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              March 3, 2009 6:14 PM

              I seem to remember both happening. Remember, Rorschach visited twice.

              I may be mistaken though.

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      March 3, 2009 6:19 PM

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        March 3, 2009 6:20 PM

        doesn't really spoil anything tho - if you aren't familiar you won't know wtf Deathlove is on about.

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        March 3, 2009 6:30 PM

        Thanks was trying to figure it out but fans of things, especially WOW just start off their posts expecting us to know what they are talking about :/

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      March 3, 2009 7:19 PM

      Having just now finished (literally 1 minute ago now) Watchmen, I must say that I agree.

      (Seriously, why the fuck did I wait so long to read this?!)

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