Evening Reading

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• Burgertime was a masterpiece. Using the salt at just the right time was key. : Polysorbate
• yup. fum at the time : hamachi
• Hell, I play that at least once a week on my Mame cabinet. Great game. : Spoetzl
• absolutely, fun times. it was popular, too - i hope remembering it doesnt make me old. : siknsyko
• things get moving quick a few levels in but its fun stuff : eforce98
• My Dad used to own an arcade when I was a kid and I'd go in after hours once a week and take friends alon... : ThomW
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  That game convinced me people eat eggs on their fucking burgers. : SLUDGE^
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    I do its awesome : spiderfill
    • so do I! I had them make me one at Cracker Barrel the other day : conandan
  • I do every now and then. : WhatIsThisFor
  • People do that. It's on several menus out here in Cali. : deveus1
• Shit yeah, I loved Burger Time. : DrZettl
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  I still have the NES game! : Prozium
  • i've got a handheld version of burgertime from the mid 80's , its quite rare and actually fun - its simil... : dignan
  • me too, one of the few survivors : Mondo
• how about Root Beer Tapper too : dignan
• Best cell phone game = Spore Origins? : byorn
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  Hell ya. Intellivision. : anhero
  • Intellivision owners represent! : Mad Brahmin Disease
• That's awesome. It's an ad for the Intellivision version! That's the best home version I've played. : jehkyb
• fuck yeah!! I got an Intellivison at a garage sale + ~30 games for $20. This was about 15 years ago and i... : pukerat
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  Played it on a friends Tandy. Everyone I knew with Tandy's always kept the dust cover on...it seemed stra... : cygnus
  • hahaha yes : opengl128
• I hated when my brother would pop that one in. That and Elevator Action... man, give me some hopping arou... : BenMurphy
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  did anyone actually beat it? I remember this as a kid and I loved it. Got pretty far but I don't remember... : Lionel2b
  • On the intellivision I believe it flipped at level 99. My mom flipped it two or three times in one sittin... : anhero
• Yup, used to play it on my ole' Texas Instrunment. : pygmyt7
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  Played this on my colleco. : razlebol
  • or intellivision. Can't remember, the one with a controller that looked like a phone. : razlebol
• I played this on my Dad's macintosh. No clue what the hell that system was but I remember it was gigantic... : bozer
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  I played it on the TI-99A: http://www.mobygames.com/game/ti-994a/burgertime/screenshots/gameShotId,102109... : helvetica
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    I never really did anything cool with my TI calculators other than store notes :( : kgargonmagrix79
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      Huh? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TI-99 : deveus1
      • Yup, that's the one I owned. That was an awesome system. I remember learning how to program on that. I w... : pygmyt7
• We have that on our Arcade Legends machine here at work. Maybe I'll go play it now! : arhughes
• First game I owned and my first game addiction ever. : Mad Brahmin Disease

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• stick figures know whats up : TheQuad
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  i hate this image so much. yes, alter your personality so you're more appealing to everyone else... jesus... : gokart.
  • I think the message is more "be nice and people will like you", which is pretty easygoing imo. Why is it ... : nomaad
  • I think it's specifically geared toward shut-ins with little or no social interaction experience. aka ... : futant
  • alter your personality adapt to your surroundings Because, you know, that everyone being a general as... : BigT
  • It's not just advice, but some of it is good advice, if you want to function in society! :D : Chunks
  • lol, outcast : GodZilly
  • It's from 4chan. Dur. : cerealSAM2
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    a 'fixed' version! http://fukung.net/v/13248/4chan.gif : Joseph
    • More like totally broke now. The first one was funny, this one is horrible. : GodZilly
    • This image is good advice if you're not the whining douche bag the original is aimed at. : Rotten Deadite
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    To be successful within a group you have to espouse the principles of the group. That's just the way of i... : ieGod
    • And that my friends is how "Genocide" happens. : Toth21
• This is fucking great. Informative. : Juno
• lol k : felicia
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  altruism has nothing to do with being an alpha male. : mindfk
  • That was perhaps the most tenuous link I have ever seen drawn on the Internet. No I am serious here ... w... : Toth21
• hahahaha : -efx-
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  the part about getting a gf is so funny "buy a $200-$400 gift for a girl. if she doesn't hate it, now you... : nomaad
  • Works in Harvest Moon : johnlocks
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    yeah but you have to admit for some people who really have no/little social skills, following this good c... : lasercat
    • maybe, but still holy shit. : nomaad
    • No : Rodeoclash
• This actually contains more than a little bit of truth. : randomjgj
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  Sort-of right, but I wonder if growing up isn't just about getting over being a teen. Between about 13 an... : jcupitt
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    DH Lawrence (a bit of a fuckwit, tbh) thought that education should start at 3 and stop at 12. Then betwe... : jcupitt
    • This is just dumb... even if people learn the best when young between 3 and 12, that knowledge needs to b... : pyros
  • I agree, I'm such a different person at 24 than I was at 20.. ridiculously different. But I also think it... : pyros
  • yeah there are big personality changes even in your 20s : aeg1x
• Wow, inf this shit : ColoradoCNC
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  I HAVE ASPERGERS, SIR! : Godhatesfatpeople
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    The part about "Where the girls are" is so true. : Godhatesfatpeople
    • it's all true : lasercat
    • Not going to find many women worth dating at a WH40K game, though. : Lone Swordsman
• This is a great work of literature, along the lines of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar or Joyce's Ulysess. : lasercat
• I approve of this message.......even if I have no intent in following it myself. YES THAT'S RIGHT. I'M IG... : theangrywaffles
• that is pretty amazing : fluke
• I didn't like the advice about buying gifts but I could see how it would work : kgargonmagrix79
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  TLDR : gmd
  • sparkly post : maulla
• that was dumb. obviously a gigantic nerd wrote that : feek
• That was so ridiculously epic : randomposter
• retarded and long-winded : ass-street
• Pocky - 2 Tons ... LOL! Venger, that you? : Wolfanoz
• there's some decent stuff in there. Particularly the part about noticing imperfections in others more th... : kainen1
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  Buy a 200-300 dollar gift to get a girlfriend? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA : mr.sleepy
  • anything less is chump change yo! : ass-street
• I have very bad social anxiety and I have a job and a wife. So fuck this cartoon. : CapnChaos
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  worst advice ever other than be an alpha male and get a job : [fry]
  • "Be what you want to be" is pretty solid, too. : Deathlove
• This is great. Nice find. : Tissen

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  I... I like my kitty. : geedeck
  • ^^^^^^^^^ X 1,000,000 : Awun
  • agreed if kitty = kitty and not bug/spider/icky thing : AMikaboshi
• you want a free roach colony? move to the projects. : creep
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  fuck that : maulla
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    my thoughts exactly. : xxiv
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      wait what the fuck? 10 dollars to buy roaches? i skipped over it and figured it was for a spider (also fu... : xxiv
      • Not quite as much as pets but as feeders for the tarantulas. : valael
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        I think he wants to feed them to his spider that he has yet to purchase. : pygmyt7
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          I wanted to be prepared. I was a webelo after all. : valael
          • Is that like a gigolo that deals with spiders? ;) : pygmyt7
      • My dad's garage is a FUCKING GOLDMINE by this measure : Home Nugget
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  You bought roaches, hahahaha : Godhatesfatpeople
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    For serious. My old place had some you could have taken for FREE! : ra1n
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      yeah but those will breed if they get loose. these require temps in the 80s and higher humidity (which m... : valael
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        so if one escapes you can just set your AC to the 60's and they'll die out? : xxiv
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          I won't have to set anything. The room they stay in will be in the upper 60s, low 70s. They kind of go ... : valael
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            Yeah ok, I've seen this scary movie already and all indications are that you and your family are fucked. : lightly inclined
            • DAMNATION ALLEY'D : Attica Blue
            • remember that movie "ticks"? it had carlton from the fresh prince in it! : xxiv
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              CREEPSHOW'D : creep
              • What a great movie! : Bold
            • GLITTER'D : sludge vohaul
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  Awh, hells naw, son! : d fluke
  • I agree with this "Awh Hell Nawh!!" : lasercat
• What happened to you as a child : mr.sleepy
• What the fuck is wrong with you. : stonedonkey
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  Dude, I know you're lonely and stuff since we don't play WAR anymore but... $14 roaches? Come on bud, ... : ateam311
  • Mr. Ateam, I'll have you know that I am no longer lonely. Paddy, Short, and I have been playing Dawn of ... : valael
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  What the hell man. What the hell. : ieGod
  • He needs our help dude, what should we do? : ateam311
• Locusts taste better... : jasoncrowley
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  Having lived in a place with roach problems in the far-flung past, there's no way in HELL I'd ever intent... : genom
  • FL people. is a palmetto bug a roach? i remember people saying oh that is a palmetto bug but it sure as f... : xxiv
• IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN! : Lunatic Angelic
• Enjoy your typhoid. : darcspeed
• You create a roach circus and teach them to walk the hi-wire and do tricks. : MoreVespeneGas
• sup buffalo bill? alert the FBI : mojorisen1117
• Geez, I'm normally squeamish about tarantulas and roaches, but I don't have the problems some of you peop... : Lone Swordsman

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• Sounds good. I'll be on vacation. : hoov1185
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  _/#----O<-----*| : Mr.SEX
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    that's a good start, fraylo : haiku
    • often imitated, never duplicated : FrayLo
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  ¯(o_º)/¯¯ : mwasher
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    []==(O_o)*~~~ : lasercat
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      /_/#'''''(0_o)**** ?? : Mr.SEX
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        _/#''''(0_o)**~..._____ : haiku
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          //#'''''(0_o)**~...._____ : Mr.SEX
          • //#'''''' (0_o)<****_____ : Mr.SEX
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          allow for some spacing between the gun and the head imho : boring gegtik
          • _/#'''' {0_o}**~..._____ : haiku
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          _/#''''{0_o}**~..._____ : haiku
          • I think this is the one. Why would there be a space between the gun and the head anyway? You gotta jam th... : Dave-A
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            _/#''''{0_o}p[**~...]p____\8===D/ : Frozen Pixel
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              _/#''''{0_o} **~...____\8====D/]_ : Frozen Pixel
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                _/#''''{0_o} **~...____\8=====D/ : Frozen Pixel
                • finally :/ : Frozen Pixel
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                  _/#''''{0_o} **~..._____ (But, I LOVE you!)> ¯\ಲ_ಲ/¯ : Frozen Pixel
                  • sup frozen pixel : Mr.SEX
                • sup cockboat : virus
      • i like this one : Flying h4x0r
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      []==(O_o)*~~~~~ : Freon
      • 8==D(O_o)~~~~ : skitzo
      • fag : conandan
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        ____, [P¯¯' (O_o)*~~~~~ : 60days
        • winnar! : conandan
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          how does the bullet move down : lasercat
          • Down... and to the left right : nurglich
          • JFK'd : pygmyt7
          • gravity. : Agrona
          • it's a .22 : abovedefault
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            ____,_____,/¯¯::. [P¯¯' (O_o)'\_=::' : 60days
            • more win! : conandan
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              looks like he sliced the top of his head with a laser : Mmmmmoo
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                Assassination of lincoln? ____,__|¯|__,/¯¯::. //// \\\\\ [P¯¯' (O_o) '\_=::' / (0 . 0 ) \ _____... : 60days
                • oh god it's 1865 all over again! : Trips
                • Hahahaha this is perfect : Arceihn
  • how do i evening reading'd? : abovedefault
• I'll supervise. : Xanthos
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  hey are you reading mr sex's twitter too? : mikecyb
  • i'm trying to pull in multiple resources! : Mr.SEX
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  ./'``` ( > . C}r{~:<...____ : boring gegtik
  • that shacktag didn't cooperate so ./'``` ( > . C}~:<...____ : boring gegtik
  • The blood pool is a keeper for sure. I like my original gun as it is more substantial. I think you're ri... : haiku
• we need some japanese people all up in here to help out : Mr.SEX
• Ascii art, Haiku? I hear Beerhunter is good at ascii art. I suck at it, though. : Maddog_Delphi97
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  /ֻ/ש̉̉̉‾ˉˉ‾ˉˉ̉̉*ˉ ˉ ˉ ˉ ˉ ˚X_X˝˝˝;;;... : deviantpaul
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    impressive trigger : mikecyb
    • the trigger is a nice touch! : yosemiteclimber
  • very nice gun. : Xanthos
  • way to go killer : Smirks D
• oh, do I laugh : MannyM
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  |_/"""" (0v0) •===###__| Hopefully that works. I'm trying to do this on my iPhone :( : hawkeye
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    Poop, I guess the bullet symbol doesn't work on the shack :( : hawkeye
    • looks pretty good tho! good blood spread : Megara9
  • a honky and an indian are giving an owl a facial? : mmogger
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  ____P-------- O____________________________________________________O : Utopia
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    i'm not sure what is happening here! : Mr.SEX
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      something about a boat : Dave-A
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        FPSDavid is the captain. : ArcKnight
        • is socksta his first mate? : thetangent
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      a submarine has spied a destroyer : mmogger
      • Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please. : r3dn3ck
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  /_/#'''' {0_o}<~~-..._____ : brickmatt
  • That's pretty good, although if I don't stare hard enough it kind of looks like a puking bird. : Dave-A
  • I like it, but I think there should be something representing chunks of brain matter in the middle of the... : smoove
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  ,-------. / ,' `. ,--'... : rmjackson
  • dammit look here http://www.ascii-art.de/ascii/s/suicide.txt : rmjackson
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    That's a suicide alright; a suicide of failure. : Frozen Pixel
    • epic failure of suicidal magnitude : Mmmmmoo
  • I'm laughing so hard at this. I can't get over the little 'pow!' in the centre of the mess. : Arceihn
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  |_|a===* o o o ( O_x >>>> : virus
  • pew pew : Megara9
• ^[],== (o_O) : voodooraze
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  ⌐(-_-)< : Trips
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    I totally win with this one. : Trips
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      It's so simple! : ArcKnight
      • Agreed. Simplicity owns! : DOOManiac
    • I'll second that. : Grumbeld
  • Elegant minimalism at its best right here. : reelbk
  • man that is pretty good! : Mr.SEX
  • Beautiful : rosewood
  • yeah, this is it. : hirez
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    ⌐(-_-)< just testing, it looks good : nomaad
    • haha NICE : Downforce
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      ⌐(-_0)< Kinda looks like he had second thoughts. : steelsamurai
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        too big. maybe ⌐(-_o)< : Agrona
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          very nice. Or maybe ⌐(-_*)< : jcupitt
          • >(-_+)¬ : Vincenoir
  • Amazing : ventro
  • Beauty in simplicity. : delataur
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    I wanted to avoid special characters, but this works so well it wins : haiku
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      haha so what are you using this for? : Trips
      • Chatting up 13 year old emos. : Bamtan
  • I think you did a really nice job here, Trips. : ArB
  • I pasted this into mIRC and the gun reversed. :-( : nudel
  • Wow, this blows everything else in this thread out of the water. Well done! : thetangent
  • perfect, and I could actually understand wtf is going on if I didn't know : moshman
  • http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/Nguyen.jpg : d fluke
  • I'm a little teapot... : Dusty_Slim
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  Are you doing this because of Mr. Sex's twitter update? Because I spent like 15 minutes trying to come up... : tashtego
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    I still don't understand twitter. : brickmatt
    • It's cool neither do I and I just update mine with absolute garbage and follow people who have interestin... : Mr.SEX
  • Link to Mr. Sex's twitter update? I don't have a twitter account, so I'm not sure if I can even be allow... : Maddog_Delphi97
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  haha suicide : bipolar
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    you'll be angry he posted this very soon. : nubitup
    • I'm not sure how I passed English in college : nubitup

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  does absorbing the attack cancel your focus attack or do you absorb it and carry on? : pyide
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    you can carry on : conandan
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      and it does not absorb all moves : conandan
      • Yeah, some moves have an "armor breaking" property that will go through a focus charge. : mechanicalgrape
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      Now when you say "absorb" do you mean "doesn't interrupt your charge" or do you mean "did not take away h... : DOOManiac
      • It does both, you will lose a tiny chunk of health, but it regenerates. So you can use it to safely block... : mechanicalgrape
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  lol, RAWRS I am still learning how to do ultra moves and shit. Fuck SFagot : conandan
  • TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER : Smirks D
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    you must mean Abel. : creep
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      sagat is a huge faggot aswell. : xxiv
      • Abel is way worse. I think Abel is even worse than Seth. : razlebol
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  I know the basics of SF4, but this whole reversal/countering/charging thing baffles me. : jayares
  • i wish for a one-stop shop to learn these magical strategies : pointyelbows
• The wing was a nice touch. On that stage, the workers in the background, when you complete a round, ch... : hankyJR
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  so are the fight sticks basically impossible to get besides from ebay at this point? also, just went 0-1... : eeeealmo
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    I can't even find the fucking fightpads I tried 5 stores on my dinner break : bRAINsick
    • I just ordered one from buy.com . It'll come next month I'm betting :( : boomstickah
  • I'm pretty sure they're making more of them, they didn't anticipate the demand. Might be a few weeks befo... : mechanicalgrape
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  half the shit you guys post i have absolutely no clue what you're talking about : wtf242
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    half the shit you post I have no clue what you're talking about. : Ctrl-Phreak
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      half the shit you post I have no idea what you're talking about : RikiTiki2
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        shit when only know what you are talking about in half of your posts : conandan
        • shit half post motherfucker, do you talk it ? : Lightbulb
  • focus attack is mp+mk on any character. you can hold it down to charge : pyide
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  how quick are the focus attacks? i know they're meant to "replace" parrying, but it looks like they take ... : gokart.
  • They will absorb immediately. I believe there are three levels of charge, each does different amounts of ... : mechanicalgrape
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  They don't "absorb" the attack, you take the damage, you just aren't interrupted and, if successful, you : Lunatic Angelic
  • it's much quicker than 10 seconds, I haven't seen anything past 2-3. : mechanicalgrape
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  gradually learning the combo system, but the whole fadc thing still baffles me... for instance, the manua... : TPSReport
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    this ign video helped me understand a lot. http://video.ign.com/dor/articles/863022/ignstrategize/videos/... : j2theizzay
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      Watching that makes me not want to play online. I don't have time to learn this bullshit and it looks li : Lunatic Angelic
      • LOL, no one uses those advanced techniques online. 99% of them are very bad Ken/Ryu/Akuma players. Fo... : herradura99
    • i still cant believe that in the basics tips video jessica chobot does the whole chun li giggle and hop t... : nova_x
    • jesus... i don't know how you could begin to pull off some of this shit with the normal controllers. : mwasher
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  All I have to say is........ FUCK YOU SETH >:( : mystifier
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    Work your combos on him, keep an oppressive offense, mixing in a focus attack here and there, and he isn'... : AroundTheFur1380
    • GILL > Seth in terms of frustration. : AroundTheFur1380
  • He's gotten a lot easier but still tough. I just mostly block all his stuff and counter when I can with h... : wtf242
• Correct. Here are the exact Focus principles: Focus Charge can absorb most attacks save for those wit... : SolrFlare
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  lol 9 out of 10 people I play pick Ryu. : mechanicalgrape
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    All I ever fight is Ken. My Sakura style shows them, though =) : kallanta
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      i fought a ken player that had some cheap shit figured out where he threw me like 500 times just over and... : wtf242
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        Throws have lower priority than almost any attack, and definitely any special attack. If you could pull ... : kallanta
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          E.Honda. I'm really not that much of a noob. This guy was really good. I don't know what the fuck he was ... : wtf242
          • Also i was playing another really good e.honda character and we both did Ultra at the same time and his o... : wtf242
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  http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/ps3/code/943711.html just unlocked akuma first try using the gamefaqs : pyide
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    didn't work for gouken though. i guess you have to beat arcade mode with akuma first? : pyide
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      You have to beat arcade WITH akuma, with the above qualifications that you used to reach akuma. : AroundTheFur1380
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        There we go! Thanks! Just Seth is left, but I'm not in any rush to unlock his faggot ass. : pyide
        • I unlocked everyone. Seth is kinda cool to play but he goes down so fast with the player nerf they gave h... : razlebol
• where the fuck is genjuro in all of this? oh wait... :( : creep
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  OMG, Install takes freaking forever on the PS3. #$!@ : shyguy74
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    That sucks, that what I dislike about my PS3 : WadeMcLain
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      yea that one time install totally kills the experience : mwasher
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        Not just the game and demo installs, those are ok I hate that it makes me download updates and then insta... : WadeMcLain
        • You don't have to do system updates to watch BluRay movies, you just have to sign out if you're not at th... : Ebu
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  i just won my first ranked match ever after a 20 game losing streak with 1 health left and the guy sends ... : eeeealmo
  • lol I have my privacy settings to friends only so I don't go Jay and Silent Bob on their ass. : Cashh
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  SHACKBATTLE SF4 MENZ So far I have had spirited (and victorious) battles with Grimp and BagelCC. Both : AroundTheFur1380
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    i'll play you. logging on now : wtf242
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      i invited you to a game. says your offline :( : wtf242
      • loggin on : AroundTheFur1380
    • i saw u listed on ranked matches but could not join u. : X-GOUKI
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    what controller you using? : TPSReport
    • Gamestop brand generic 360 USB controller. Analogue stick. Type B. : AroundTheFur1380
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    good game! you're damn good. beat me a lot more than I beat you : wtf242
    • You too! Keep workin' on that guile, he's nasty!! : AroundTheFur1380
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  I'm kinda disappointed the some moves are hard to pull off, (like chun li's) where in SF3, all moves were... : shirif
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    moves, ultra and super combos I mean, : shirif
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      with the dual hadoken type supers or ultras, I find it easier to hold the button(s) down first, do the mo... : pyide
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        you can do this? O.o : mwasher
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          yes, a button press and release is the same thing. : pyide
          • with specials anyway. pressing punch, holding it then releasing it won't punch again. but pressing pu... : pyide
  • trying to play guile on a stock 360 controller is hell. : mwasher
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    guile is impossible on the normal 360 controller. heres hoping my fightpad shows up soon : maulla
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      woo, its scheduled for delivery today! : maulla
      • sweet, just got delivered to work! : maulla
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  I want to play some new people but I can't use my mic right now. Any takers? Just invite me to a game i... : Grimp
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    Thanks Foxhavvk! Sorry I can't talk. :( : Grimp
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      haha np, sorry I couldn't play more than 4 but it's laaaate. 2-1 2-1 2-1 1-2 ... Glad I could grab one at... : Foxhawk
      • That;s cool. Thanks for playing! I'm about to quit for tonight as well. : Grimp
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  As someone who has always sucked at SF and have never learned the moves properly, coupla questions: Do... : shyguy74
  • button press *with* the last direction or a little after charge is ~1 second or so... not sure exactly : nova_x
  • Charges are around two seconds. For something like a hodoken you hit the button simultaneously at the end... : Serpico74
• They should have kept that song for the american intro. http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?story=52931 ... : razlebol
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  wtf is C.Viper specifically designed to not be able to beat Seth? : creep
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    down->back light punch over and over again. I cheese it up when I play against Seth since he's such a bu... : melkore
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      is it possible to block\avoid his ultra? the one where the huge vortex comes out of his stomach and sucks... : maulla
      • I believe it's blockable : boring gegtik
      • I've never done it but just do that move every time he gets up. You'll eat a few throws but you should m... : melkore
      • His super is but man when he's low on health and the room is going nuts with alarms and he pulls his ultr... : kainen1
      • It doesn't pull you if you're in the air. So if you time your jump right you will escape it. : mechanicalgrape
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        He's sucked me in but I've avoided damage before, I'm sure of it. Well not that sure, to be honest. May... : SiW.
        • Are you thinking of the move where he just sucks you towards him? Cause that one is easily avoidable/bloc... : maulla
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  What did you do to your stick? : cookblaze
  • I don't think you really want to know. : Fish_Bulb
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    I glued down the washer near the PCB that's been giving most people trouble so far. It's only a quick fix... : mechanicalgrape
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      What did you order from lizardlick? On Monday I ordered a Sanwa Joystick and Sanwa buttons. I still do... : cookblaze
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        The JLF-TP-8T stick. I haven't gotten a confirmation yet either, not sure how it works with them. they're... : mechanicalgrape
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          I'm looking at the lizard lick thread over at shoryuken. Apparently most people aren't getting confirmati... : mechanicalgrape
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            That's good news. I paid for the faster shipping to Canada which was a lot more expensive...I was hoping ... : cookblaze
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              Here's his post about it: Just a quick note so you all know I'm still alive... And to put things in pe : mechanicalgrape
              • Puts me at ease....thanks! : cookblaze
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  So, someone enlighten me as to who the 'newbie' character to play would be. I played SF2 back in the day... : Clasifyd
  • Ryu or Ken : mechanicalgrape
  • ryu or ken for sure. beat arcade with ryu and unlock sakura. She is a lot quicker but doesnt do as much d... : maulla
  • Sagat or Bison are great for noobs. Their moves are easy and they have good range on all of their attacks... : kainen1
• I didn't bother playing last night, because fuck trying to reliably do charges with the 360 controller, t... : SiW.

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  Because he's Jean-Claude van Damm and the French are notoriously finicky. : Sturm08
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    damn, i thought he was Belgian : whistletits
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      Germany and France got drunk one night and ended up having Belgium nine months later. : Splinebastard
      • France then forgot it existed and so was their downfall during WWII. : Totenjaeger
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  Just sonic freakin boom : RikiTiki2
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    So underpowered against the D,DF,F Punch missile attacks. : pigvomit
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      You mean the hadoken? More like hadocant : RikiTiki2
      • Any of those, the hadoken, the tiger thing, the yoga fireball... They aren't as hard as everyone is makin... : pigvomit
      • The no-can-do-ken : delataur
    • No it's not. You need to keep in close against those (you should keep in close with guile against just ab... : qwpeoriu
    • He's not going to beat them 1:1 on projectiles, but if he has the right spacing, he can punish them becau... : Grimp
  • You know I'd kill for a SF: The Later Years - The Game. : SolrFlare
  • guile is pretty much sf's scout : itsjames
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  his Ultra move is probably the hardest in the game. I can't fucking do it at all. : wtf242
  • Yeah, I can't believe how difficult it is. I've managed to do it a couple time but not in an actual match... : jayacheess
  • yeah it is...which sucks. I can pull it off during training but playing someone it's so difficult. : whistletits
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    I don't have a problem doing it but I'm using a arcade stick. Teh hardest for me is Zangief's ultra. I ca... : razlebol
    • see I can actually do zangief's ultra.. .even with the xbox cotroller. : wtf242
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      Are you doing it while you are punching someone? I could only do the ultra if I did it mid-attack : melkore
      • That or while you are getting hit or during waking. You can also jump in and do it while in the air. : razlebol
  • i can do his ultra with a controller pretty easily. The inputs are pretty loose in this game actually. : boomstickah
  • Vega's is hard as fuck. : kainen1
  • My hands hurt from trying to do that challenge with jump HK, crouch MP, flash kick, double flash kick. I... : bcyde
• he's pretty easy to master actually, he was probably my best character in the SF2 and alpha games. just m... : qwpeoriu
• so I guess I have to buy a 360 if I want to kick ya'lls asses huh :( : snicker-snack 2
• Anyone want to play? : mechanicalgrape
• He was one of my favorite characters in Marvel vs. capcom 2. : dkrulz
• Hard to master but once you do he's always been on of the biggest pain in the asses to fight. : Pettytheft
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  guile's great... just charge your down + back at all times.. for instance.. when you jump forward to att... : nova_x
  • anyone want to play? nvxonlive on live right now : nova_x
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  Guile throws pretty nicely :D I love jumping behind the guy and Hardpunch throwing him soon as I land. ... : r3ckless
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    in SF4 all throwing is the same command, toward or away with LP+LK : boring gegtik
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      Oh, that's why I couldn't manage to throw anyone. I was expecting it to be mapped to one button. : Mad Brahmin Disease
      • you can map it to one button if you want -- but its not setup like that by default : nova_x
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        I like it better that way. I was surprised at how many accidental throws I used in HD remix. : sevogajre
        • is that really a problem :D (actually this was a problem for me with dhalsim when I wanted to headbutt... : boring gegtik
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  Because he's not down right fierce. : changejar419
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    so lame but i lol'd :P : ass-street
    • my friend has had this in his aim status message for like a week now lol. "i'm down, right, fierce" : xxiv
• The real challenge for me is Abel against Zangief. Talk about impossible! : melkore