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  I think that was probably unwise. Glad you did not die. http://fwp.mt.gov/news/article_7368.aspx : GloriousCow
  • lol who the hell sicks their old ass collie on a giant ass moose? crazy bitch : kpxkrnjc
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  You also should've wrestled it to the ground to establish your dominance. Dude, moose are dangerous. : jingletard
  • Yeah, I know. Like I said, it was against my better judgment and sort of a dumb impulse decision. Norma... : IndigoAK
• Shit... I don't even really care for stray dogs much less 2000 pound animals. : ju$tmon3y
• you fool in this recession that moose could have fed your family for a month : IcomeINpeace
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  Wait, was it a moose or a cow? Not all of us live in the frozen wastes of Northrend and we may have diffe... : BlackCat9
  • I believe a female moose is called a cow. : m0nkz
  • female moose. : sweat
  • A female moose is called a cow. A male is called a bull. Also, a fun fact. Moose and European elk ar... : IndigoAK
• petting moose is forbidden! : BenMurphy
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  A moose bit my sister once. : NexusOne
  • No realli! : thetangent
• You crazy mothafucka. Seriously. : dumb.
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  dude, you totally should have gotten her number. that's actually pretty cool. I went to a private schoo... : Poor Yurik
  • ... what? : dumb.
  • Alas :( : kungfusquirrel
  • I've read this about 4 times and I still have no idea wtf is going on here. : Vantage
  • I...don't get it : stump
  • wut : MrBig0
  • I really can't tell if this is a mispost or what :( : CrazyPants
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    and that's why you never post while on mescaline : dirge23
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      I think this is why more people SHOULD post on mescaline. : Richese
      • yeah it was quite amusing, i was just making an arrested development reference : dirge23
  • cool. : fletch_
  • This is an incredible post : Chris Remo
  • this is the conversational equivalent of that faux-compression-artifact video : eldersveld
  • And you guys said MDMA wasn't dangerous. : c0bra
  • This is amazing. It's like you had four or five different thoughts in your mind that you just compiled in... : notd665
  • I commend your use of AOE. : OmegaRed59
  • This post was like a journey and I was a better person when I finished it. : mittense
  • What color is the sky in your world? : thetangent
  • I hope you write a book. : brickmatt
  • This is like a visual representation of a Flying Lotus track : AlexXdude
  • Cocaine is a hell of a drug : Sirus2400
  • Can we get Polansk in here to translate this for us ? : Githyanki
  • 9/10 : [fry]
  • You were your car? : spazzium
  • I don't know what this is, but I love it. : voodooraze
  • this is like a polansk post thats in english : ninjase
  • Oh cmon guys, it's not that hard. He's just saying he went to a private school that had a zoo with a w... : Pacalon
  • David Lynch? : lightly inclined
• Those things are really huge, way bigger than you expect them to be. : Nali4Freedom
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  the ultimate torture. a room.... with a moose! at the end of this wormhole! : retarded talking dinosaur
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    i swear to god no one gets these references : retarded talking dinosaur
    • Pffft. I barely watched Zim and even I got it. : Kaerof
• well, look at it this way, you could have done something more stupid... like jam your thumb in it's ass : vynn
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  Did you show him your Moose Knuckle? : mnsnota
  • err.. her : mnsnota
• It is an oddity of the animal kingdom that the carnivorous beasts are often less dangerous to us humans t... : action wombmate
• What was the moose fucking? : rosewood
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  When I lived in Alaska, the first day of school (9th grade?) some kid tried this and ended up with a huge... : valael
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    When you gonna come live in VA with me bud? : ateam311
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      I already lived there. Maybe I'll try it again one day. Which area do you live in again? : valael
      • The worst part. We can go live in the mountains and buy a vineyard. That'd be nice. : ateam311
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  This reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. She used to call me moose nuts :( : anhero
  • was yer moose nuts? : Amadan
• Was there a squirrel with the moose? : Prozium
• Tycho Brahe's pet moose died when it got drunk during a party and fell down the stairs of his castle. : lja83
• If this happened to me I wonder how much shit would be in my pants when they scraped me off the walkway.h... : erebus

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• I didn't use a mousepad till a buddy of mine gave me a WoW one with two chicks fighting on the front of i... : breadsticks
• fUnc ships to Canada http://www.func.net/products/archetype/index.html : ant_hillbilly
• im still rocking this mid 90's cloth pad. i have to, since my desk is all chopped up where the mouse n... : -=kodiak=-
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  I use a cheap mousepad, mouse, and keyboard and have never had any problem with them. : ColoradoCNC
  • For the record, I'm using a Katamari mousepad from E3 from like 4 years ago or so. : ColoradoCNC
• I have a free mouse pad they were giving away at circuit city. : ju$tmon3y
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  i use a func pad... surface 1030 : liquidlies
  • same. : AMikaboshi
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  i use FUNC mousepads primarily. ever since i got the bioshock launch party one, i've been sold. they are ... : dahanese
  • hey me too! Thanks for the mousepads :). Do you use the rough side or smooth side? : bagelcc
• I've always used "cheap" mouse pads. I used the Max Payne mouse pad years (since its release day) until I... : dpgagnon
• I haven't used a mouse pad for years. The desk surface is flat with a real fine grain texture to it which... : thecray
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  feh.. mousepads. trackballs are where it's at, yo. : beastrabban
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    my trackball died. RIP microsoft trackball. i wish they still made you, i miss you every day. : dahanese
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      it's expensive, but I love my kensington. well worth it - it's lasted almost 10 years and only needs occ... : beastrabban
      • is it still available? LINK : dahanese
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    not if you play FPS'. i've known some people who were excellent at FPS' and used really strange setups (... : dopeman
    • so you're saying it's not good at FPS games cause not a lot of people use them but you know people who ar... : RikiTiki2
    • bs. I used to fucking rule at quake with it and used to be a top scorer on BF1942 regularly. : beastrabban
• fUnc pads, but I had problems with them and had to issue a chargeback. I still got my pad, but it took t... : jingletard
• 1) I use a cheap quality cloth mouse pad. The cheapest. 2) They used to when using a ball mouse, but I'... : dopeman
• I don't use a mousepad. : DrFlammable
• cloth pads aren't just fine, they're popular. the reason non-cloth pads became common was because they d... : Luminair
• * Im Using a Logitech G7 Laser mouse if that makes a difference, those Func ones look pretty cool : nickjolly
• I use the arm of my recliner : sm00v3d
• human skin. : DooBall
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  Max Payne mouse pad : CrustaR
  • we are brothers : timaste
  • Yep. Same here. : Poor Yurik
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    Bingo. Fucking rocks \m/ : d0gbert
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      Mine is all worn down. :[ I wish I could replace it with a Duke3d.exe mousepad that some people have. :... : CrustaR
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        I have a duke3d mousepad. Rocks. : Pacalon
        • I am so jealous. :[ : CrustaR
  • I'm still using my Max Payne mouse pad as well. : mmt681
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    I had to retire mine a few years ago, it just got too dirty and faded. I replaced it with one I got from ... : sammyl
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      Yeah, I'm on my second one as well. : Poor Yurik
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        Whoa, do you know where I can get a second one? :| : CrustaR
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          I got mine from George like 2 years ago. : Poor Yurik
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            Whoa, do you think I can buy one off of him? : CrustaR
            • I don't think it would hurt to ask him. He gave away a few in a thread where people were mentioning that... : Poor Yurik
  • I had that until I upgraded to a Ratpadz about a year ago. I couldn't imagine going back. : melkore
  • hell yes : Arceihn
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  Im using the side from a plastic file folder for over 8 yesrs now. The same one : Cashh
  • Impressive lol : nickjolly
• MAX PAYNE MOUSEPAD : timaste
• I've owned two fUnc sUrface 1030 pads in the past six years. They're both still in great shape. They'r... : Dan[WSB]
• I've been using these for over 10 years. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00000JRRD?smid=A3KGNLL200UCI2&tag=yaho... : mtgDoofy
• Mouse pads used to be required so that the ball could make consistent contact, keeping the pointer on scr... : Thresher
• I still have an old ass original Ratpad, even though I've had a laser mouse for years now. : u sir name
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  I was a pretty hardcore FPS gamer for a couple of years and after going through all kinds of fancy mousep... : stuka
  • Yup. Grab a gigantic allsop and use low sensitivity in game. You will rape people. : gnomish
• I don't even use a mouse pad. I just use mouse tampons the table top by itself. : randomjgj
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  try RATPADZ, they are uber and never wear out. http://ratpadz.com/ : nientiendo
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    They do too wear out : rosewood
    • Mine wore out pretty quick but it was slick while it was workin. : wendigo
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    Ugh, I bought one of these a while back and I hated it. Cheap plastic, the top wears out fast (if you pla... : Darkfox76
    • I agree, Ratpadz are terrible. They definitely wear out, they sit way too high, blah, not good. : Serpico74
  • was nice for awhile, but warped a bit and definitely showed wear over time. i got a fUnc to replace it, a... : pullmyfinger
• I'm using a Linksys "Stop Laggin, Start Fraggin" mouse pad I got @ quakecon : FPSDavid
• I've been using a glass mousepad for the last few years. I had a local glass company cut it for me, round... : ArB
• World In Conflict mousepad that Massive sent to me because I'm special or I preordered it. : MercFox1
• I'm still using my func pad that I got for signing up for Mercury way back when. It's great. I've used ... : Freon
• Update, has anyone ever used that Custom feature of those Func Pads, with or without an uploaded photo? : nickjolly
• Func Surface from the Shack & Speakeasy.net here : Dechter
• Func Func Func, preferably the low profile F-Series (I like the smooth surfaced version). : Serpico74
• i've tried a bunch of mousepads, literally the best tracking and smoothest thing i can find is the front ... : MrBig0
• func archetype, I love it and yes it makes a big difference over cloth. You can flip the middle part fro... : OmegaRed59
• I got a used Everglide from my White Elephant a year ago and it is awesome. Before that I'd been using t... : bipolar
• Rocketfish speed here. It's basically a metal mouse plate. Solid, heavy, thin, awesome. : pauk111
• 3M Precise mousing surface was the best one I've ever had using with a ball mouse. I wore that thing o... : alias
• I've gone from mousepad -> no mousepad -> RatPadz GS (blah) -> Max Payne cloth mousepad -> back to none. ... : omnova
• I have a Petsmart mouse pad with a painting of a dog and kitty. I have several unopen 3M 3dfx voodoo them... : DarkWolf5
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  people still use mousepads?? : lasercat
  • my desk is kinda reflective, totally fucks up precision : FPSDavid
  • heck yes they do they give you a negotiable surface independent of your desk. some desks are glass or... : EvilDolemite
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  I got the valve Left4dead mousepad and I love it. Yes,I am valve whore. : erebus
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    What sort of surface does it have? Very curious as I wouldn't mind buying one of the mousepads from their... : Serpico74
    • like smooth plastic. There isn't any ridges or bumps. Still miles above the foam pad I used to have. Ver... : erebus
• I bought a fancy mousepad, but only used it for a day or two. I prefer just using the surface of my desk... : YamatoTwinkie
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  I've used Ratpadz, 3M Pads, all sorts of shit, and this is the pad I've had for five freaking years, it's... : EvilDolemite
  • yes! Listen to this man. I have this exact pad and it's fantanstic : pukerat
• fUnc. period. : pullmyfinger
• back in my q3a days i used a giant cutting board : podizzle
• currently using a Fragmat which I got for preordering World in Conflict. Prior to that I used a 36" x ... : Sailor of Fortune
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  i use the bare top of my ikea desk. : cpt_gloval
  • Ikea pine chopping board. : massdev
  • I use a cheapo ikea mousepad : sergeon
• I use a ball mouse, with no mous3pad. That means I have one BALL! And no PAD! I'll shoot you in th3 face!... : ghostnote
• try to find an old Max Payne mousepad, it's proven to increase your awesome by 37% : Juno
• I've been using a mousepad Durex sent me for doing a survey and winning their lowest prize for the last e... : moe6
• I use the tabletop, and used an old shelf before. I don't like mousepads if they can be avoided : d fluke
• I bought an icemat on a whim back in 99' damn thing is still in pristine condition. Not a scratch on it, ... : Splinebastard
• FUNC 1030. Very cheap and one of the best. : razlebol
• xtrac - func - 3m can't really go wrong. : xxiv
• Hmm I don't have a mouse pad because I always go.... over the edges of it onto the table. Does that make ... : jjjapan
• I bought Func pads for my wedding party. They all loved them, even the non-gamers. : lowayne
• still rocking my Quake II mouse pad from 1998. It's actually held up really well. : metalremains
• I generally don't use mousepads, as i don't like limiting my mouse-space - though arcane_ has a really ni... : re-verse

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  I'm going to rip his fucking head off, shit down his exposed throat, and use my shit as a lubricant as I ... : disposition
  • oh, hAAaaaAaaAAyyYYyyyYy!~!~!~!~!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~!!!!!!!!! : disposition
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    I've met disposition, I'm pretty sure he's capable of doing everything he just wrote. : mittense
    • <3 mittense : disposition
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      What defensive measures (if any exist) would you suggest? : clandestineone
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        Swallow one of these http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/04/rapestoppers_ra.html : dafugg
        • The very thing I need! I thank you, considerate citizen,. : clandestineone
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    Best be wearing some protection. You wouldn't want to get an infection now... : Judicus
    • Can your cock catch strep? Cause that would suck. : woodchuck70
• Megara, you might want to coax him into here. ;) : DianeOfTheMoon
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  A lurker showed up to a Dallas Shackmeet once, watched a movie with us. Rambo I think. Knew who we all ... : dognose
  • It was Robin Williams : stump
  • That's kinda creepy. Even by Shack standards... : DOOManiac
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    I'm not going to tell you guys who I am when I show up at the end of the month. : ThomW
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      The mad scientist hair will give it away man. Wear a hat! : erebus
      • I just got a haircut today. I have plain old scientist hair ... this week. : ThomW
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    Lurking IRL is pretty weird. : SiW.
    • That's what the judges keep telling me :( : anhero
  • lol, thats awesome. Would be better if they kept showing up to all the meets and everyone kept wondering... : retardhumper
  • Nobody asked! : Merconium
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  Thank you, Diane, for that most gracious introduction and kind words of welcome. And thank you all for t... : clandestineone
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    hello! : Mmmmmoo
    • Salutations! : clandestineone
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    Hi, my name is dognose! Welcome to The Shack! :D : dognose
    • Why, thank you, Dognose! : clandestineone
  • HI RONALD JENKEES! : randomposter
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    Haha, finally some brings some civility to the Shack. : spazzium
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      Most kind of you to say, Spazzium! I'll endeavor not to disappoint :-) : clandestineone
      • Unfortunately spazzium fucked the grammar up and will have to be thrown in the pit of despair. The pit... : dafugg
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    heh, welcome to the Shack, hope you have a thick skin :) : MikkleThePickle
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      What is the life expectancy for those who don't? [he asked, apprehensively] : clandestineone
      • You have 7 days.... : melkore
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    you're going to be eaten alive talking like that here, unless you're british and have a cool accent : Bean
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      I've been told I do...but inasmuch as I'm not actually British, I fear it may be no more than a pretentio... : clandestineone
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        yeah, you're hosed. : Bean
        • Shiza... : clandestineone
        • damn limies anyways! : proclone1
        • Hahahaha : spazzium
        • hahaha : noobja
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        is it pretentious if you know it's pretentious? : sludge vohaul
        • If not, perhaps there's hope for me yet! : clandestineone
      • Can you do more of a 'cannae' grogue : boring gegtik
      • Your only hope will be to take on the biggest guys in the yard. I suggest you beat on Mace, or Rosewood. : Githyanki
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      Believe it or not, he does! I just think everyone else here is jealous because they don't talk like Jame... : DianeOfTheMoon
      • Lo! A friend in a sea of hostiles! : clandestineone
  • penis : aeg1x
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    Which one were you? : action wombmate
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      I was the hopelessly awkward and woefully ignorant ginger-haired fellow in the flat cap. : clandestineone
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        Oh that's right, we exchanged digits, haaaaaaay : action wombmate
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          About that... I could have sworn I "exchanged digits" with a number of my fellow party-goers that night,... : clandestineone
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            It would indeed, sir! : action wombmate
            • Well, consider yourself lucky (or cursed), for yours was the only # to survive the mysterious purge... : clandestineone
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              I liked your shirt, by the way. Twas most festive! : clandestineone
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                Hot tip: Noticing other people's shirts at a shackmeet might come off as odd. : dafugg
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                  Rookie mistake... Thanks for the sage advice! : clandestineone
                  • Backup Tip: Anything you do here will be perceived as gay. Everyone here loves the cock (except me of cou... : Xanthos
            • That would be.... CockS ? : Githyanki
  • That's a 50 DKP PLUS wait what : delataur
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    SHIT COCK : Visceral Monkey
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      None for me, thank you. : clandestineone
      • http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040319l.jpg : Visceral Monkey
    • CLAW SHRIMP : spazzium
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    WANT TO SEE KORN AND KORBAN? : historyinthemaking
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      Do you recommend them? : clandestineone
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        This is truly a loaded question my dear sir. Respond most carefully. By the by, welcome unto our littl... : Solstice
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          I thank you, Solstice. Pray tell me candidly and without reserve...what am I in for? Am I boned? : clandestineone
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            Well and truly. You'd best have never entered within, as all abilities to "Cheese it" are now for naught. : Solstice
            • [And with that dread pronouncement, the hapless, callow whelp's cherished dream of striding proudly into ... : clandestineone
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            http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16247700#itemanchor_16247700 : historyinthemaking
            • Hahahahaha "Yooooouuuuuu bastard!!!" Hahahahahahaa : Solstice
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    Hi there! : deject
    • Hello! : clandestineone
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    Do you like to wear womens clothing? : sanchez
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      why you looking for someone to go shopping with you homo? : Jackass1233
      • yeah I need some help getting a new pair of womans pants for your sister because I started thrusting befo... : sanchez
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    Do you like slumber parties? : santa-s
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      Say no! : DianeOfTheMoon
      • I have never been so confused in my shacking history. : anhero
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      My patron saintess has advised me to respond with an emphatic "Nay!" : clandestineone
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        Jessica will not be pleased : santa-s
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          Jessica? Have I had the pleasure...? : clandestineone
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            If you want to go down the rabbit hole, somebody link him jessicaslumberparty. Just be warned, it's no... : DianeOfTheMoon
            • RED PILL or BLUE PILL???? : Solstice
            • Umm...ought I to cross this rubicon? : clandestineone
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            Oh, she's a pleasure indeed. : yAak
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              Ok...I'm about 30 seconds into the infamous vid, and so far it seems like your average smutty clip: a tou... : clandestineone
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                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNLuq0lW50k : DianeOfTheMoon
                • Haha -- nice! :-) : clandestineone
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    are you a dapper dan man? : mista mista
    • Is this one of those "no-win" questions I've read about? : clandestineone
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    So you think you're smarter than all of us, don't you? : afty04
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      Au contraire! I've never felt so uninformed and impotent in my entire existence! : clandestineone
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        fuck it's like reading Thief posts : AlexXdude
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          I READ THIS ALEXXDUDE, I READ THIS. : thief
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            Ah! My alleged kinsman! I do hope you weren't too slighted by Alex's comparison... : clandestineone
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              I do not think the tips ofAlexXdude's fingers could conjure a slight to my character. Nay, I consider hi : thief
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                Clearly a man of profound conviction and inscrutable complexity... : clandestineone
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                  He speaks in tongues it has taken me years of shacking to even begin to comprehend! Codes, puzzles, and ... : thief
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                    And what might yours be, sirrah? : clandestineone
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                      For now, virgin shacker, my forte shall be sleep. Ah yes, that everlasting riddle. . I may be unemploye... : thief
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                        Oh look, text thief is much more comprehensive than real world thief!! mwhhahahaah : devi| dog
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                          Hello devil dog. Hello. : thief
                          • oh hay, time to pass out :( 28th buddy be there or be [ ] : devi| dog
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                        "Go then! There are other worlds than these!" Good night, good thief! May shoals of mermaids caress ... : clandestineone
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                          what the hell is going on here : Moonbase Commander
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                            i dont know moonbase commander. hold me. : nomaad
                            • Am I to gather that all the rumors I've heard about Earth's military personnel hold true for those operat... : clandestineone
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                          And may shoals of merman caress thee, good sir, if you do indeed have that 'infamous video' before your e... : thief
                          • Haha -- methinks I've met my match :-) : clandestineone
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                            I think I just witnessed a courtship. : quadeh
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                              Yes... There WERE certain amarous undertones, weren't there... Hmm... : clandestineone
                              • amorous, I meant (typo) : clandestineone
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                                fag : [7]kami
                                • Quite. Well said. : clandestineone
                        • oh shit! Dark Tower reference! Extra shacker points for you! : thetangent
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    Have you ever seen a grown man naked? : AlexXdude
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      You ever been to a Turkish prison? : sanchez
      • I think so...but he CLAIMED it was a rumpus room. : clandestineone
    • Well, I do watch the odd gladiator movie now and then... : clandestineone
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    So......DO you like hoverboards? : thetangent
    • Do they function over bodies of water? : clandestineone
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    run! run while you still can! run for your goddamn life! : mikecyb
    • Wow! I'm gonna wash out the first night?! : clandestineone
  • Watch out for Gloriouscow! He's a furry bastard >:(. jk I love you bud : Malku
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    did we meet? : sparkly
    • How might we ascertain the answer? : clandestineone
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      Yeah, you did. : DianeOfTheMoon
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        Oh? Which one was "sparkly"? : clandestineone
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          The photographer guy that crashed the party for like 20 minutes just to say hi before bailing on us to go... : DianeOfTheMoon
          • Hmm... I have only the vaguest recollection of that individual... : clandestineone
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            awww come on I was there for almost 2 hours :[ : sparkly
            • My apologies! A conflicting account (by the hostess herself, no less) has you there for a mere 20 minute... : clandestineone
  • Aroint thee, rump-fed runyon! : Ride-My-Rocket
  • are you hot? : Slowtreme
  • you already remind me of the doctor in the FireFly series. Welcome to the wild west of video game sites. : metalremains
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    Fuck a duck, another one? : rosewood
    • Who are the others? We might need to band together in order to survive in this hostile environment... : clandestineone
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    August ranks may be stretching the truth a bit, n'est ce pas? : nevicata
    • Thought it best to err on the side of overstatement... : clandestineone
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  And a special shout-out to those of you whom I had the pleasure to meet in person at Diane's recent LAN p... : clandestineone
  • Yo. : action wombmate
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    Yo. : thief
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      I don't remember you being there... : DianeOfTheMoon
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        The moon is a forgetful star.* How else could the man -- or woman, if you're a feminist -- smile every n... : thief
        • so you're high? : sKetchflow
      • *not. : thief
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        do you remember all that stuff the you no longer have? : shavenewok
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          I'm intrigued... Care to elaborate? : clandestineone
          • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18484353 I'm a trap...it's why the Dr. Girlfriend shirt was suppos... : DianeOfTheMoon
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          hahaha Actually, I pretty much don't any more. : DianeOfTheMoon
          • i just meant theif stole all your stuff when you wern't looking :P : shavenewok
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    sup : bashildy@speakeasy.net
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      Which soul were you? : clandestineone
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        Investment/Programmer/Arctic dude. Also captain of team dork in the apples game. : bashildy@speakeasy.net
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          Wait a minute... YOU were captain of Team Dork? Now I'm confused... I thought "action wombmate" was..... : clandestineone
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            I wore the cuban shirt, and I was playing Left 4 Dead earlier on my PC. I also was part of the iPhone cr... : bashildy@speakeasy.net
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              Were you the one who proposed a Denny's run? : clandestineone
              • Yes-indeed : bashildy@speakeasy.net
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  Hullo! : felicia
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    Good morrow, milady! Did we meet at the gala? : clandestineone
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      This one's fun, I like him. : felicia
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        No, unfortunately, we did not, by the way! : felicia
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          [sigh] No, I thought not... Esteemed members of the tender gender were in lamentably short supply, I'm ... : clandestineone
          • Welcome to the sausage party. : [7]kami
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          Twas a veritable "sausage fest", to use the vulgar vernacular of our time : clandestineone
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            p_o <(Twas a veritable "sausage fest", to use the vulgar vernacular of our time) : felicia
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              Pray pardon my ignorance, but I'm not yet all that well-acquainted with cyber-speak and emoticons... Wha... : clandestineone
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                http://209.85.48.11/9326/75/emo/monocle.gif : Kaiser
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                  ld : bashildy@speakeasy.net
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                      "ld"? "bl"? Oh, dear... I'm a frightful noob, aren't I? :-( : clandestineone
                      • No, it's an inside joke. : DianeOfTheMoon
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                        BOL! : bashildy@speakeasy.net
                        • Bending over ludicrously...? : clandestineone
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                        booood : Chris Remo
                        • looks like an army of o's entering from the left and leaving the stage through the door on the right : razorblade79
                • Ah! Most illuminating! Thank you! : clandestineone
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      I lost the bet with Diane. I thought he would call dahanese "milady" first. : BlackCat9
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          Oo, a Miss! : felicia
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            And who is this mysterious "dahanese" person... Do you know? : clandestineone
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              http://www.shacknews.com/profile/dahanese : felicia
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                Prithee, my good man, why dost thou ask after mine good lady, dahanese? It would behoove you to keep you... : felicia
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                  [fry] please get in on this : felicia
                  • this is like watching a cat toy with a mouse : shavenewok
                • I crave your pardon for the tardiness of this reply -- I was detained by an itinerant mendicant who was p... : clandestineone
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                  Please overlook any solecisms I unwittingly commit this evening -- I am not in top form. (Likewise, p... : clandestineone
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                    We shall see what can be overlooked. For now. : felicia
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                      Forgive my pertness, but methinks the lady is more akin to the aforementioned cat than I had originally s... : clandestineone
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                        the lady felicia shall cut thee in twain like a twiggenbottle, so furious her outbursts are. I would dare... : TastyWheat
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                          I quail at thy fearful admonishment and slink away with great dispatch, lest her incendiary ire immolate ... : clandestineone
                          • Is this was playing Dungeons and Dragons is like? : lechuck59
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  I apologise on behalf of my country for our language. : A Sponge
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    I insist he receives at least 10 whippings. : felicia
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      Verily, thou dothest and yea, niceth to see you, to see you niceth. Hey, I drank long island iced tea ... : A Sponge
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        I told you! Join me, and the Long Island Ladies will grow! : felicia
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          Do you have embroidered satin jackets, a shared dress colour or perhaps all wear hats? : A Sponge
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            All three, darling. : felicia
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              Oh my giddy aunt! I'm not sure I am worthy of joining such an incredible society. Who do I have to bully ... : A Sponge
              • I have a few names, and I'll send them to you by shackmessage shortly. Be prepared! Have your bag packed ... : felicia
      • LIIT's are my poison. I miss them so :( : TastyWheat
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    Oh, but you mustn't though! I'm quite enamored of it! (and am an Anglophile, to boot) : clandestineone
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      Also; Gay. : d fluke
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        What of it? : clandestineone
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          I don't think you understand, I don't mean homosexual, that's besides the point. I'm saying UR GAY : d fluke
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            Yes, I took your meaning the first time. I'm glad you reiterated the point though, as such witty remarks... : clandestineone
            • I think I just got burned. OH SNAP? : d fluke
            • I omitted a "be"...oh well. : clandestineone
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      Are you, by perchance, an individual who likes to attend a myriad of Renfaire events? : Rice-Rocketeer
      • Never been, but would like to some time... : clandestineone
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      stop acting like a tool, you wont last long here. : maulla
      • True dat. : clandestineone
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      that explains everything....do you use a thesaurus more than once a week? : kainen1
      • Try not to use them -- feels like cheating somehow... : clandestineone
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      What the fuck is wrong with you? : SiW.
      • Lab results are pending... : clandestineone
  • I are good at English - thank you very muchly : jbury
  • bite my clit : Ride-My-Rocket
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  Sup new guy : Juno
  • Good morning :-) : clandestineone
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  Damnit man! I'd leg it now if I were you, posts disappear and you'll be bombarded with bloody colours! Th... : Splinebastard
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    wern't you crying about this yesterday in your own thread? : xxiv
    • Get out of my subthread! : Splinebastard
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  dianeofthemoon this is way gayer than the time you chopped off your wiener : boring gegtik
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    way gayer : boring gegtik
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      I always wanted to ask this but was too embarassed to..... what happened to the wiener? As in... did you ... : jbury
      • http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103817 : ThomW
  • I shall lol this for a fortnight. : Phil
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  What the shit is going on in here? : voodooraze
  • fine china and a cup of dandy chai tea sir is what's going on here : kainen1
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  this is what i imagine him looking like: http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j48/kgonzal8/FatGothKid-b3e.j... : maulla
  • he types way too happy to be that guy. : Xanthos
• Bring back the hoverboard posters. : Phil
• Ya know, I'd like to go to a shackmeet some day. Anyone in Denver ever throw one of those? : pop_secret

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  So I'm finally grabbing a console - will be sitting on large desk along with PC/MAC - using this for moni... : malus72
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    And now another question - after starting more research I'm reading about the Japser model is out for the... : malus72
    • It's definitely something to worry about, you can only do this by looking through them in a store and fli... : jingletard
    • Pretty much any new Arcade is going to be a Jasper, see if the box says internal memory... as well as the... : rlc:tk
    • Yep, you should look for a Jasper! Read here for more details: http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.a... : Bold
  • If that monitor doesn't have speakers or any kind of audio output on it, you'll only be getting the video... : jingletard
  • you don't realize this right now, but you will end up hating everything but the 360 : Luminair
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    HIJACK I have been looking for a cheap screen like that for awhile and i am wondering if there are any pr... : RetroRedEyeJr
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      Buy the VGA cable - http://www.amazon.com/Xbox-360-VGA-HD-AV-Cable/dp/B000B6MLTG : jingletard
      • This looks good i think i am going to get that monitor. thx jingle : RetroRedEyeJr
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        Monoprice sells one for 7 bucks. : Frank_Mackey
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          and its worth less than 7 bucks, absolutely terrible : plat2on1
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            Well, then it'll be a good match for the monitor. Westinghouse sucks : Frank_Mackey
            • ? For 230 bucks it seemed great so far - also there are a lot of Westy 37" W3 owners out there who would ... : malus72
          • Huh? Explain! I haven't heard of any problems with the Monoprice VGA cable. : Bold
    • I spent $20 on an annoyingly short HDMI cable and a HDMI to DVI adapter from Wal-Mart and use that with m... : Penis Brittle
  • I would only get Mass Effect for the PC. They made a lot of UI improvements, and for me it just plays bet... : doctorbfunk
  • If you get a 360, get the Premium for the 60 GB hard drive. If you want the latest manufacturing chip, Ja... : ahlee
  • Regarding games, it depends on how good your PC is. If your PC is up to par, I would recommend both Mass ... : ahlee
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    Keep an eye on www.gotapex.com and a couple other deal sites -- say, www.techbargains.com and www.spoofee... : bipolar
    • This week you can get a 60gb pro system + $50 gift card for $300+tax at best buy. Sign up for the reward ... : Prozium
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  It's real simple. Buy anything but a 360 and you fail. The rest are details. : GeorgeB3DR
  • so your saying no DNF on my dreamcast :( : CoRDS
  • Only valid for US region : hankyJR
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    What if he wants to get into shape? Do they have Wii Fit for 360? I think not, sir. : dumb.
    • Try hauling RROD'd 360s back and forth every week. : lapskaus
  • George did you say the same about the PS2 vs the Dreamcast and Xbox? 'Cause i am looking at a dreamcast ... : EvilDolemite
  • GeorgeB, what about Blu ray? : CrustaR
  • http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/57197 : Frank_Mackey
  • this man knows. : AMikaboshi
  • get back in your cage and port us some Shadow Warrior love for XBOX Live Arcade please. : metalremains
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  Honestly I think it boils down to the games you want to play. It was a hard choice for me since neithe... : ieGod
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    My must have titles: PS3 · Uncharted: Drake's Fortune · Metal Gear Solid 4 · Wipeout HD · Litt : ieGod
    • Oh shit I forgot Mass Effect. Do play that. : ieGod
    • and PixelJunk Monsters! also Motorstorm is pretty awesome. : jjjapan
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    i find myself loving the quirky shit coming out on PSN a lot more then what xbox live arcade has to offer... : Break
    • Did you fix the problem you had with Ranked competitive in Resistance 2? I been playing it a lot lately a... : razlebol
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  If you love videogames: 360 If you love HD movies: PS3 If you love 3 really awesome games then leaving ... : DOOManiac
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    Yea, because PS3 certainly doesn't have any of them thar "vee-jo-games" : Ebu
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      I've yet to find any besides MGS4 and LBP (which was only worth a rental IMO) : DOOManiac
      • did you ever load the psn ? there are great gems on there. also valkyria chronicles. : barichnikov
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        You do realize that most games that are on 360 are also PS3 games? It's like people consider every cross ... : doctorbfunk
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          While that is true, if you want to play games online with shackers, the 360 is definitely the better choi... : FormerHPB
          • Shack + 360 + beer = Fun with Video games. : metalremains
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        Uncharted? Pixeljunk Everything? Valkyria Chronicles? Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction? Resist : Ebu
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          Arggg - DAMN you , I just googled some videos of ValChron and looks like tons of fun and that I would lov... : malus72
          • So worth it. : Ebu
  • ^^this : adsriordan
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  If you care about silence like me you'll maybe want to dish out some extra bucks for the 360 Elite. The 1... : ramshot
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    Just to clarify, apparently Jaspers typically make less idle/CPU/GPU noise than Falcons - while the DVD d... : ramshot
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      I must have gotten an oddball 360 - the DVD drive is quieter then the HD-DVD add on or my blu ray player.... : bipolar
      • Yeah, who knows how many different manufacturers there are for the drives as well. Falcons for example ca... : ramshot
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    And to correct myself so that some crazy freak doesn't get to bite my head off, Jaspers are 65nm just lik... : ramshot
    • jaspers are 65nm cpu AND gpu I believe, whilst falcons have 90nm gpus : Toraz Chryx
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  Thanks for advice so far - new?'s after reading these - I was going to get an Elite because I want to ... : malus72
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    an option would be arcade + 60GB upgrade kit, if you want the more recent chipset. : razorblade79
    • Or just look for a Jasper Pro. They're out there, but you'll have to check the amperage. : Bold
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    The original 360 was codenamed Zephyr, and it used 90nm chips. Those are the ones which have been breakin... : ramshot
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      Falcons still fail, although they may last longer. Jaspers run cooler, and theoretically should last long... : Bold
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        Yeah, I basically read his question as "should I avoid buying the Elite because it's a Falcon?" and imo, ... : ramshot
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          Sorry , meant even though will be a Falcon not a Jasper , I see where some are starting to get Pro's as ... : malus72
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            Yeah, well, it's up to you. :) Which do you prefer, the larger hard drive or the newer chipset. My point ... : ramshot
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              Thanks - leaning towards just getting an Elite , I keep the room it will be in pretty cool even during su... : malus72
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                This is besides the subject, but can't help you there, as you guys have a completely different warranty l... : ramshot
                • Gotcha , so you all sorta pay every time for a built in extended warranty in a way :) : malus72
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      Of course Live is going to be better because you have to pay for it. : jjjapan
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        Uhm... Okay. I was asked which one is better, I said afaik Live is better, nor did I fail to mention t... : ramshot
        • I wasn't being a smart ass I was just randomly stating a fact. I have found online experiences on the PS3... : jjjapan
  • The unified nature of Live makes it easier to develop for and easier to use for the end user. The result ... : ieGod
  • RROD is not a guarantee. My launch unit is still going strong. 360 is still better for online play. T... : deveus1
  • re: adapter, yes. RCA to 3.5mm adapter, and it should look like a little Y. plugs into the input on the k... : xsoulbrothax

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  a lot of shackers dig the metal gear one : RikiTiki2
  • but i've been running with this lately: http://the-adventurers-club.typepad.com/the_adventurers_club/fil... : RikiTiki2
  • MGS codec for ring MGS Alert for text EOT : mojo the helpr monke
  • I just change it to the gameover.wav, pretty good. I was trying to find the Half-Life aid station noises... : uncle slappy
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    can someone post the MGS mp3s? : fotografico
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      http://helpmewithmygameproblems.com/wiki/Ringtones : breadsticks
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        BONUS: iPhone format ringtones http://www.doomaniac.com/stuff/iPhone/Ringtones/ (Yes this has nothing ... : DOOManiac
        • i want a metroid prime one :-( : dahanese
        • Thanks. : connor
• Get a recording of an old school ringing phone. : Dan[WSB]
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  ICQ UH OH : royalally
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    the FTP program they use at work has that sound. ever damn time i hear it i have flash backs to highschoo... : QMS|superdave
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      I swear that I still hear that noise in my head... at nights, when it's all quiet and I'm alone... : Aragoat
      • that and the weapon pickup sound in q1 or the hit tone in q3 used to haunt my silence : QMS|superdave
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  Sure, I made this to use on my own phone: http://vantage.shackspace.com/misc/vantage-deepnote.wav T... : Vantage
  • dredg ringtone is cool. : Yanks
  • that deepnote one is pretty badass, thanks. : nyranger66
  • ^^ These are good. Too many ringtones don't have enough bass in them. : quanta88
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  Mass Effect: http://orochi.com/bamtan/uncharted_worlds.mp3 House's Ringtone: http://orochi.com/bamtan/... : Bamtan
  • I love that mass effect song : adsriordan
  • <3 Mass Effect : razorblade79
  • thanks for the awesome mass effect ring tone. Why didn't I think of that? : needlez
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  http://degenerate.shackspace.com/Shack/OBAMA_FRIES.mp3 : Degenerate
  • ahah yesssss : AlexXdude
• Ring tone from Crank. : AscorSix
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  some shacker linked to this http://asktherelic.com/public/pick_up_yo_phone.mp3 : askedrelic
  • Word : YerMothah
• http://superhappypornoparty.com/left4dead/Francis%20hates%20mp3s/ : forksalad
• I'll go with the old reliable standby: http://bipolar.shackspace.com/file/ringtone1.mp3 NWS : bipolar
• http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/47458 : AlexXdude
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  http://helpmewithmygameproblems.com/images/3/38/Godhandtrack01.mp3 : megarust32
  • thats mine! :D : xsoulbrothax
• My work phone ringer is the TF2 theme. Don't have the .wav on this computer though. : bcyde
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  http://mmmmmoo.com/files/games/castlecrashers/Rage%20of%20the%20Champions.mp3 : Mmmmmoo
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    This is cool. : bcyde
    • and awesome! : Mmmmmoo
  • castlecrashers has such awesome music : gokart.
• I have the Ico main theme. I've never played the game tho! : nomaad
• Work has those cisco IP phones... and since it's a call centre they ring fairly often (duh). I can't sta... : nephilem
• i hate that iphones won't let you customize your text alert. what the fuck. : xxiv
• good times theme song : deceiver
• At the moment I'm using old amiga cracktro music: http://www.filedropper.com/cracktro-allshortintro-loeqs... : 60days
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  sadtrombone.com : retardhumper
  • it has a counter. Ok I am doing 100 : Utopia
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  people who use the ctu ring tone should be shot. I just had to move my workstation at work to the trading... : re-verse
  • I get a lot of people at work using the Crank ringtone also. : deveus1
• i made mine the 15 second intro to the "Somebody's Watching me" remix from the geico commercial : FrayLo
• A clip of Christian Bale saying "It's fucking distracting!" from American Psycho. : slax0r

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• Terrible : Grimace233
• I'm okay with everything but that green thing on him : redfive
• fucking awesome. : nomaad
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  HUGE FUCKING ROBOTS EXPLOSIONS AND TITS HELLS YEAH : d fluke
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    omfg are you saying this movie has tits because that would fucking own : nomaad
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      Yeah Archee is gonna be in this one Robot Mammories man! : Splinebastard
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        that's retarded : nomaad
        • Archee had robot bitch tits. : cerealSAM2
    • MEGAN FOX : [7]kami
• kinda looks like a DoomWalker. : g0nk
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  he needs to brush his teeth : moshman
  • His face is disguised as a tunnel boring machine that looks like Willem Dafoe. Which, apart from the gre... : smegmar
• 'You Shall Not Pass/Drive!" : deviantpaul
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  The problem is they already had a character in the first film named Devastator. The Decepticon tank. : Omaha
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    That was Brawl. All the toys from the movie are Brawl, it's even in the credits that way. Apparently Bay ... : Slowtreme
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      The character identifies himself as Devastator, though. Do you think they'll change that to say "Brawl" ... : Omaha
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        I imagine they will just ignore it. : Evil Benius
        • this. I bet they will pretend it didn't happen. Even the Video game for the movie he's called Brawl. : Slowtreme
  • Yeah, but this is supposed to be the real devastator. The mistake was done in the first movie. : zehh
• Wow, that's ugly. : silentw
• that looks like some bad fan art. : Slowtreme
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  I hate how the Transformers look in the movies. It's a mess of cables and wires and "tech" and the EXTRE... : kek
  • yeah they need lips like in the cartoon. : whodares
  • Exactly. You're never sure where you're supposed to looks at. : melt_core
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    I didn't mind it so much since if there was such a robotic being in this universe, they'd need that many ... : changejar419
    • My computer has a lot of complex parts too, but it's all covered up in a nice sleek black case with these... : kek
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  It's way too busy color wise. It's green, yellow, red and looks like it shoots souls out of it's face. : Smirks D
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    The color I understand (5 random construction vehicles) but the drill face does look kinda fugly. : pigvomit
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      doesn't even look like a drill, it looks like a cutaway of a jet turbine. : Slowtreme
      • Oh, maybe its a cement mixer. I don't know. (not that it makes any more sense) : pigvomit
    • Oh wow, somehow i missed the fact that it was made out of 5 different vehicles. It makes a lot more sens... : Smirks D
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  over-designed schaisse : SlamDunk
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    Scheisse. : Lone Swordsman
    • paska : SlamDunk
    • you mean scheiße : action roommate
• I always loved the Constructicons. : Bull
• Looks kind of like a mole. : jjjapan
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  I cant wait for the concept art for the cassette tape transformer and his side kick cassette tape player ... : cptstern
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    yeah, they can't even update him as a CD player as that is also obsolete. :) : kek
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      It's going to end up being a transforming Zune : Smirks D
      • or a transforming Hello Kitty USB Key : cptstern
  • Soundwave is awesome. My fear is if he's in, he's an ipod. I would be sad. Make him a turntable or syn... : The Warthog
  • Soundwave, yo : riptyde
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  Shoulda left it at the cartoons in the 80s : bozer
  • should have left it at the toys : cptstern
• Needs more Grimlock : riptyde
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  it looks too much like an animal... : vassili_zaitsev
  • yeah like a mole. : jjjapan

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  The Rock-It Launcher you have to build using a schematic. The laser gatling is pretty rare. I think you... : Arcanum
  • The special gatling gun is pretty badass : MagicWishMonkey
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  You didn't wander around much, did you? Maybe you'll do that next time. : randomjgj
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    I did not. I just kinda stuck with the story and not deviating too much from it. : stelth
    • lol, some of the best quests were the side ones! : radula
    • you're doing ti wrong : opengl128
    • The story quest was by far my least favorite part of the game, and I loved Fallout 3. : Poor Yurik
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      you seriously missed about 80% of the game : EvilDolemite
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        Sweet! I'm gonna go back and do some mroe shit. Damn that game was amazing. : stelth
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          yeah, just reload an earlier save and come back to the main quest whenever you want. there's no penalty. ... : EvilDolemite
          • This is exactly what happened to me haha. Such a great game. : sasoi
    • epic fail : derelict515
    • I probably would have liked the ending better if I hadn't spent some 50 hours doing side quests. That las... : MikkleThePickle
    • FO3 was bizzaro Mass Effect, with fun side quests and a meh main plot. : Sailor of Fortune
    • There were some really awesome side quests. DO THEM. : thetangent
    • I did this too just to get it out of the way. There really is a ton of great stuff in the game on my seco... : braaains
    • Honestly, this is an RPG, not Call of Duty. It's ok to forget about the story for a while. Heck, it's nea... : zehh
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  The Rock-It Launcher sucks ass. Not worth buying the plans for. : deject
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    cmon launching gnomes is fun : Mondo
    • i like using pre-war money so I can make it rain : stgulik
  • Man, I had fun with that! : randomjgj
  • i got the plans as a quest reward /shrug : Dravenport
  • what about for profit selling it? i don't remember what the components are. : wetard
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    I didn't really get any use out of the homemade weapons once I found the highend named rifles. I think n... : Horn
    • the deathclaw gauntlet has a really nice crit bonus, and the bottlecap mine has a really nice turnaround ... : wetard
    • I found that fire sword to be great fun. Best melee weapon for non-melee specialists maybe? : zehh
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  Do the android mission and follow it to the end, you get an awesome gun for it. : smegmar
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    how do I repair this gun? are there other plasma rifles in the game that'll repair it? : cptstern
    • Yeah, regular ones work to repair all the unique versions of weapons. : lplasmatron
    • http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/A3-21%27s_Plasma_Rifle says it can be repaired with normal plasma rifles... : wetard
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      Yes, but the regular plasma weapons don't start appearing until you trigger the appearance of the Enclave... : Arcanum
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        I just came back from the virtual town thingy in the main quest, how far am I from the Enclave thing? : cptstern
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          Pretty close. : Arcanum
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            how far is that from the end of the game? I'm about 60hrs in and havent grown bored yet : cptstern
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              1/3rd to 1/2 left in the main quest, I guess? It's hard for me to judge due to all the time I spent wand... : Arcanum
              • in terms of quests completed per total quests ( http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout_3_quests ) that'... : wetard
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          i think that's my favorite mission from the main quest line. : wetard
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            ya thought it was unique however I was kinda disappointed in the lack of consequences for my deeds : cptstern
            • yeah it was kinda simplistic.. unfortunately they can kinda use the simulation thing kindof a crutch.. it... : wetard
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    I ending it incorrectly and didn't get the gun and now I can't even kill the fucker and get it, so very g... : gmd
    • i had a weird bug where i couldn't get the proper wounded deathclaw and dead settler random encounter so ... : wetard
• The mobs scale with your level, hit level 3 and you can pretty much beat the shit out of everything. : Splinebastard
• You didn't do anything wrong! You just gave yourself great reasons to play through it again! : not work safe
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  So where is this Alien Gun then? : jjjapan
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    its at the alien wreckage of course : Degenerate
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      I picked that gun up and then promptly forgot about it, never fired a shot with it until after I'd finish... : The_Archon
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        it's totally sweet blasting people with it! : Degenerate
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          until you run out of ammo so quickly : gmd
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            yeah :( but I think they had to do that since the gun is so damned powerful. : Degenerate
            • OF COURSE! [don't know where that is.] : jjjapan
• I hope you plan to go back and play it again - following the main quest alone really leaves most of the w... : re-verse

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  this is upsetting somehow :( : mikecyb
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    Kinda like when someone plays fake speakers-dying sounds over a sound system, eh? : sgtsanity
    • I'm seriously freaking out wtf : mikecyb
• I WANT TO STAB THEM IN THE FACE THROUGH THE INTERNET. wow that is fucking annoying. The video is fucked u... : Slowtreme
• aaaaaaargh it's not fixing itself : crummynz
• hey it even mimics flash audio lag : sammyl
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  I like this effect, but I feel like it was used in the wrong music video. Only 710 views, I bet you made ... : DooBall
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    I think the compression artifacts come from malformed keyframes, so I bet they compressed it, deleted som... : sgtsanity
    • oh snap, that could work. MUST TRY RIGHT NOW. My friend made something like this but using a million s... : DooBall
    • yeah it reminds me of some of the unintentional horror i've experienced watching corrupted porn when sudd... : GloriousCow
    • This is exactly what they did, with some painted effects added in. They also exploited some specific cha... : spazzium
• nice concept, but they really overdid it. : anhero
• that was pretty well done, I figured it was only a matter of time before somebody did something like that : DeBurgo
• This is awful. : Moonbase Commander
• awesome : Mr.Fusion
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  I had this idea for a school project once, emulating that whole missing keyframe thing, never could quite... : SpaecKow
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    ... why emulate it? just break the keyframes : retarded talking dinosaur
    • More like retarded posting dinosaur lol owned. : SpaecKow
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  lord, that's a terrible song : BenMurphy
  • shut up, she's hot : dirge23
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    Yeah I had to turn it off after a minute or so. Interesting concept for a video though. : Chris Remo
    • i am reminded just how much i hate the word 'utensil' : GloriousCow
• years of aggression towards artifacts like that made it so i got like 10 seconds in before i couldn't tak... : MrBig0
• I'm torn. I thought it looked cool, but now my eyes hurt really bad :(. : quadeh
• I'd love to hear the complaints MTV would get if they aired this. : dumb.
• It's worse than compression artifacts actually. To get this effect yourself you would have to index for ... : spazzium
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  jesus christ thats almost exactly like a salvia trip to me. : GloriousCow
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    well the first two fades anyway. The rest not so much. Just that oh shit feeling of reality going bye b... : GloriousCow
    • Good times, good times... : YerMothah
• pretty awesome : dirge23
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  Oh jesus, haha. Ok, only watched five seconds but this is crazy. Gonna watch the rest. : Serpico74
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    1:45 to 2:00 is awesome :D : GloriousCow
    • Yeah, pretty crazy. : Serpico74
• That song is awful but I like the video. I would have removed the keyframe in the first few seconds and ... : pyrogen
• even higher resolution .mov version: http://www.court13.com/Chairlift-EvidentUtensil.mov this was link... : Mr.Fusion
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  Hmmm Radiohead - Videotape http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BofoJcjF4 : Flynn
  • I love this song. : deject
• This is weird and terrible, and it makes me want to play Metal Gear Solid 4... : DOOManiac
• That's a brilliant music video. : systatic
• I went into this expecting cymbals that sounded like white noise - not some video nonsense. : davantalus
• http://www.chairliftmusic.com/ This song is even worse. : FlatlineDixay
• Maybe I have been under a rock.. but when did youtube start having giant videos? : rlc:tk
• Nice. : pupismyname
• This is awesome : spiderfill
• This is the real video. : Iwannaacura
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  That's pretty neat, and the chick was hot. Too bad the song was annoying. : ColoradoCNC
  • reminds me of my ex. :| AND her singing. : xsoulbrothax
• 100% meh. : SlamDunk
• haha, that's brilliant. Actually kind of liked the song, too! : MikkleThePickle
• I am WAY too sober for this. : kallanta
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  This actually sort of bothers me. : thief
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    NORMAL QUALITY LOOKS LIKE BUNK. clink on "WATCH IN HD" to WATCH IN HD!!! HD stands for "HOLY DATAMOSH," w : thief
    • no that is marketing : crummynz
• that is the dumbest thing i have ever seen : CoRDS
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  band:"We want to make the transitions out of graphics artifiacts" editor: "FUCK" : sKetchflow
  • That sounds about right. : evildanish
• now I feel like killing something. great. : needlez
• that is pretty awesome. : ass-street
• i liked it quite a bit : feek
• Are they LARPing in that video? hahahahaha : lowayne

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  I'm torn. I can't decide if it looks good or not. : basketofkittens
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    Movie looks great, subject matter scares the fuck out of me. : dognose
    • dont worry the nazis dont win : spiderfill
    • Everyone hates Nazis! They are the perfect bad guy to kill! : pigvomit
    • yeah, that's what I was thinking.. hmmm : JohnnyDanger
  • I'm in this boat. : ieGod
• Hmmm, I think I was expecting more....Stupid brain giving me high expectations. : drbriefs
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  I am left.. meh'ed. I don't like the look of the movie.. And Eli Roth can go suck a dick for all I care. ... : preachy
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    I'm not a fan of his films but he is far from a no talent fuck head. The weird part to me is that in all... : soggybagel
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      I knew Eli back in NYU film school, I was a freshman and he was a junior. I met him when he was hosting a : Serpico74
      • Also, I haven't seen any of his movies, not really my thing. :) : Serpico74
• I fucking cant wait for this movie : klearlyunseen
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  This is going to be great. Tarantino has really evolved at being able to 'shoot' a movie. Here's hoping... : icon_of_syn
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    What do you mean by this? : soggybagel
    • He's gone from suck to blow : pyide
• Can we get a Remo review of people's review of the teaser plz? : tsuba
• I think tarantino is both good and bad for it. more on the bad side, sadly... (just my opinion so calm t... : proclone1
• some questionable casting choices, but i've never seen a tarantino i didn't like so we'll see. : re4ctor
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  I like Tarantino for the the most part but he has a way of ... blowing his load all over his movies somet... : K1Bond007
  • Overboard would have been a good word to use in the beginning there. : K1Bond007
  • Death proof was better. : soggybagel
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    I liked Death Proof, haven't seen Planet Terror. : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • I hated deathproof - was just too wordy and boring for me, planet terror was more action so I enjoyed it ... : jbury
  • I probably liked kill bill 2 better, to be honest. : aaarrrgh
• Fuck man I love that : te[R]ror
• Quentin better pull this one out . I've been waiting for this but from the little they chose to show :/ : ghostnote
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  Eli Roth... what's he doing acting? : lightly inclined
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    he wants the chicks : scottythejock
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      I don't think he has much of a problem getting chicks, he's not exactly ugly and poor : moshman
      • he also has a massive schlong http://cache.defamer.com/assets/resources/2007/06/eli-roth-schlong.jpg : eyegeegeewhy
  • His twin was tied up playing Sylar. So they settled. : Splinebastard
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  brad pitt sounds like johnny knoxville : OrkO
  • He does live in New Orleans these days... : pimpium
• Wow, looks awesome! : sandcrab
• I seem to recall the original premise of this movie was that these guys were POW's and since they were su : Schnapple
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  i dont get it, is it supposed to be funny? : maulla
  • Well It does say that it's starring Mike Myers, but honestly I dunno either. : Smirks D

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  cue stem cell whining : moshman
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    I'm pro-AIDS cure! : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • I'm all for giving Christian Scientists AIDS. : Ride-My-Rocket
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    Are you pro-life, or pro-life? : quadeh
    • damn right. The pro-lifers can now be more accurately named the "pro-aids" group. : re-verse
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    People who still bitch about how stem cells are wrong, even now that we can get them without the killing : BlackCat9
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      Embryonic stem cells are still more effective, so let the baby-killin' continue. : Lone Swordsman
      • Well, I'd still be in favor of it, even if we had to harvest them out of toddlers. : BlackCat9
      • better to throw the babies in the trash than to use them for something : MagicWishMonkey
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    I think the issue was Embryonic stem cells. : podung
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      I know that, you think the people whining and crying about it the loudest do? : moshman
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        They have to know enough to whine and cry in the first place. : podung
        • Not really, their pastors/preachers/priests tell them stem cells = baby killing and that's pretty much it... : MagicWishMonkey
        • no they don't, most of them are blind sheep. : moshman
  • Well it seems like these were adult stem-cells not ones harvested from fetuses so I don't think there sho... : Crimsonbeak
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    Different kind of stem cell. Trust me. : freak!
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      i love it when people write "Trust me." I KNOW THERE ARE DIFFERENT TYPES damnit : moshman
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        I was just making a dumb reference to my own stem cell transplant :( : freak!
        • I was wondering what kind of authority you were on stem cells :) : moshman
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  It's over! Let's all fuck! : nudel
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    Gangbang at nudel's house. No condoms needed. : AMikaboshi
    • I'm using stem cells as lube. : BlackCat9
  • Back on the pile everybody! : vital3d
  • I'm on top, always. : lightly inclined
  • Dibs on multisync! : yoonix
• Yeah read about that a few months back, trouble is only around 3% of everyone are immune to he virus, and... : Splinebastard
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  tampering with this will probably give us super-aids : OrkO
  • Oh no! We'll have an AIDS that can't be cured!... oh wai : melt_core
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    You will get externally manifested AIDS : gakera
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      Good, easier to quarantine the sick in a remote location! : zehh
      • externally manifested as being white upper middle class : gakera
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  The only problem with this is that the TD4 mutation carries a severely decreased resistance to viruses li... : LoioshDwaggie
  • So whilst you get a melee buff, you get debuffed in ranged? i can live with that. : Klebold
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    Sure, but how decreased a lifespan? I mean, I hear AIDS sort of does that too. : quadeh
    • Most people, provided they stay upon their HAART treatment, never develop AIDS. They just live with HIV. ... : LoioshDwaggie
• aids is just a myth! : xxiv
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  I dunno how much AIDS scares y'all, but I got a theory: the day they come out with a cure for AIDS, a gua... : botch
  • what about herpes : boring gegtik
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  Just don't let Will Smith cure Cancer, Please. : Slowtreme
  • RAGE!!! : dedgecko
• George Bush is planning a raid on the stem cell factory right now, rambo style =( : not work safe
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  there is also like a 0.1% chance that this could have happened successfully if I remember reading this co... : conandan
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    0.1% is still millions of people... : MagicWishMonkey
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      1 Billion people have AIDS ? : malus72
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        Not yet, I'm working on it. Giggety Giggety Giggety : MagicWishMonkey
        • hahahaha. : xxiv
        • As long as it's not Super-Aids , teaspoon of that in your butt and you're done for : malus72
• Once this is confirmed there will be fucking in the streets, just like Bill Hicks prophesied. : Schnapple
• Awesome! Just in time for the Shackmeets the next couple months. : ThomW
• it's all fun and games now, but how long until this 42-year-old turns into a carrier for airborne leukemi... : Marauder IIC
• Magic Johnson returns to the NBA : hirosushima
• lets all go fuck monkeys : Utopia
• Prelude to Vampires. : kramweil
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  How long til a full blown cure? : changejar419
  • Who knows, but: " While promising, the treatment is unlikely to help the vast majority of people infe : ieGod
• Undetectable virus levels != a cure The HIV genome hangs out in the DNA of a lot of other cells, and c... : Flying h4x0r
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  A bone marrow transplant is not a benign procedure folks, it is not like getting an iv medication... : sergeon
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    He should know he's a sergeon !! : balaams_ass
    • and your an ASS! (wait...me too, dammit.) : Jackass1233
• but ..stem cell transplant is against god's master plan. it's the devil's work to keep the gays/africans ... : cptstern