Gears of War Writer Says Epic Has '10-Year Plan,' Suggests Single-player GoW2 DLC

I saw Josh tucked away in a corner of the Comic Con food court, sitting cross-legged and hunched over a large scrapbook labelled "JOSH'S SECRET PLANS!!" Under the pretence of fetching a fork for my jacket potato - I carry cutlery in my pockets at all times, can't trust these canteens - I sidled over and snuck a peek.

Each and every page was absolutely filled with scrawled guns and weapons.

One particularly impressive drawing - properly coloured in and everything - caught my eye: a gun the life size of a man, positively bristling with spikes, ammo pouches and photographs of ladies in the nud. A jet of flame, easily thirty foot long, spews forth from the seventeen barrels, incinerating a stick Locust who cries "Ahhhhhhh! No!!!!" The original label of "Deathbringer" was been thoroughly crossed-out and beneath it sat the final name "Killsprayer XL17".

Marvellous. Just marvellous.

Josh had apparently been visited by the muse for, as I looked on, he unfolded the dog-ear on a busy page and began to write:

STORY:
LOCUST HAVE A THING
SAVE PRINCESS
ALIENS COME + LOCUST HELP YOU? POSSIBLY KICK ALIEN BOSSES'S EYE OVER GOAL

I'm still liking me some gears! dunno why the game just appeals to me. Must be all the over the top gore and fast pace. gt: solucopa if anyone else wants to play sometime.

Do they honestly think the story is actually any good?

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/116579/nigga_please_cereal/

Ortega should probably eat a few bowls.

The lancer is the new lightsaber. Jesus club-foot fetish Christ.

That is an all new brand of near-incalculable military grade hubris that would make even Cliffy B blush.

"he told fans to "keep watching" and assured the crowd that they "won't be disappointed."

I'm already disappointed. Gears 2 multiplayer is still the cheap chainsaw, grenade tag frag, smoke grenade camping, inconsistent shotgun, two-piece multiplayer craptacular.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M315M9GHAW0&feature=channel_page

Release GoW2 on PC.

Single player?
Oh, maybe they are talking about campaing, because even that mode its multiplayer.
Also we need more coop variants , because horde its great, but why not add a new one? (deathmatch modes sucks)

Ahahahahaha~ Somebody is deluded.

Gears is no StarWars, even a goldfish knows that.

i would rather see gears2 MP that actually doesn't take forever to join.
keep the damn dlc maps and just give us non-ranked match making so we don't have to sit forever waiting to play online.

I'd have more faith in the garbage Epic tries to peddle if it wasn't for crap like planning to milk they're only popular franchise for the next 10 years..... and they're planning a gears of war trilogy already.. How about you make ONE film that doesn't suck then go from there...


Point is my circle of friends all had interest in gears of war the first time around.. but that was it. Good luck selling it for the next 10 years ;-)
They better remember to put the right timestamp on their self destruct DRM this time if they really want people playing their games in 10 years time. I know I won't be buying any of them at any rate.

Single player DLC is far superior to multiplayer. When you release new MP maps, you divide your playerbase.. which is kind of a big deal when you are reliant on being able to find people to fight against.

That said, the lancer is awesome and all- but lightsabre is going a bit far!