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• PAGING HELVETICA : halophoenix
• lol this is hilarious theyre like people : Chandler55
• STAMPEDE! : bad_fish
• oh god someone find a pan flute band. : DarkWolf5
• A guy from Bungie told me this was their motivation for the flood. True story. : baconisgod
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  holy small lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYxCisQ8kRI&feature=related : Utopia
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    and on more serious note : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHIA3fi7BrQ&feature=related : Utopia
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      UNPAGING HELVETICA : mega man
      • Holy shit, no kidding. helvy, for the love of peeg, do not watch! : Bold
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      Don't watch this... it's a python feeding. : cerealSAM2
      • i love nature : mindshot
    • Wow! I'm fairly ambivalent about peegs, but I was way not prepared for that :O : Solstice
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      ok, this is like 30 times worse to me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=encZArh2wrY : DonkeyPopsicle
      • awwwwwwww :{:>} : shika.art
      • Note to self, never watch this video again. : ant_hillbilly
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        was that a rat tail poking out of the snake's mouth at first, too? hungry motherfucker : xsoulbrothax
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          looks like it, probably how he coaxed the bird to still be alive and be in its mouth. : mindshot
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            basically the study discovered snakes will just continue swallowing whatever is put in their mouth? no di... : xsoulbrothax
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              no its not a study at all, the guy whos doing that is pretty fucked up. : mindshot
              • oh. i never read the comments. :D : xsoulbrothax
      • Turn it up at around 2:30 and you can still hear it chirping. : n0v4
      • noooooooooooooo bird :( : sparkly
      • If delta squad was in there they would cut that shit up! : Prozium
    • Ugh...snake. :( : ScrawnyJohnny
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      As bad as it looks, is pretty much nature's way. Still :( : Darkfox76
      • LOL check the comments on that video.. People are not cool with the laws of nature : Solstice
    • this is why we cant have nice things : halophoenix
  • They sound like those squeeze toys when you squeeze them (not squeezing the peegs, the toy) : DHAvatar
• They have very cute moufs! : Bold
• I wonder if any of helv's pigs do this: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=YDlYeGDx4E8&NR=1 As Postal pu... : Lone Swordsman
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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYXlF3sa9xs : omnova
  • The main guy in that vid looks like the stout guy from Dire Straits "Money For Nothing" video. : the moon and antarctica
• my friend got a new peeg recently [calling it Koda]... whenever I walk in the room, I'll whistle. Little ... : captfarrell
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  Looks like there's almost enough for a coat. : the moon and antarctica
  • you're a little person? : dahanese
  • At least enough for gloves, a hat, and underwear. : ann thracks

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  haha I see you've moved on from harassing people by phone to harassing them in person : mikecyb
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    hey! is it true?! is there really a possibility that you'll be at the St. Patrick's Shackmeet?! : Korban
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      probably not but I like adding myself to shackmeets I want to go to >:( : mikecyb
      • don't toy with my emotions like that! : Korban
• PUT YOUR PENIS ON HIS SHOULDER! : Korban
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  Separated at birth? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0918858/ : Johnny Law
  • hahahah, i thought this exact same thing : dopefish
  • goddamnit i knew i recognized him : aurealis
  • i'll kick your ass back to the shire : randomposter
• Ahaha, he looks like Beaker! : Visceral Monkey
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  kind of looks like his head belongs on easter island in that picture : qwpeoriu
  • OK, this post beats mine hands down. : Visceral Monkey
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  This is a pretty great shackmeet : Yanks
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    You know, just cause your first one says they are 9" doesn't mean it's true : loboca
    • You totally know it's true : Yanks
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    Finally you start going. NY shackmeets turn into stublefests so quick. : askedrelic
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      It was a massive sausagefest last night. Seriously, where de NYC wimins at? : Ride-My-Rocket
      • who picked the bar? : askedrelic
• http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_mz7ac94uy0rbijwbfkos.jpg : loboca
• reminds me of a jim carrey look haha : Poooks
• Holy fuck, what happened to this guys forehead? : Saman
• back at the office :O good times though! : Yanks
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  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0918858/ : fsck
  • bah, beat me to it. : festivalman
  • exactly what i thought : lokdown
• wow he looks a lot like this guy: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1074827264/nm0918858 : festivalman
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  Had a great time last night. Got home OK, albeit ~2am, and I wasn't horribly wasted. Sorry if I bailed ... : Ride-My-Rocket
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    I was glad to see ease one and aurealis (sic) showed up. Also, AR = evil shuffleboard player. Srsly, di... : Ride-My-Rocket
    • The shuffleboard voodoo was pretty ridiculous for sure : Yanks
    • Lobo and I were undefeated last night at shuffleboard, though there were some close calls after I flubbed... : ease one
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  I still say you NYC shackers should hop on a train up to Albany and party with me and Fiddle! : trOmblyj
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    There had better be blowjobs and cake for everyone, if we ever make the long trip to Albany. : Ride-My-Rocket
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      i can only promise cake : trOmblyj
      • LIAR : Ride-My-Rocket
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    lol! Nobody want to go to Albany, especially if they are in NYC. : FormerHPB
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      well we could hang at my house... i have internet and 3 acres. : trOmblyj
      • There is a good seafood place in Albany, I'll give you that much. The Weathervane. We have one here in ... : FormerHPB
• huh, he looks like this guy http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1074827264/nm0918858 : packav
• Going to say what everyone was afraid to say. He looks like this dude here: http://www.imdb.com/media/... : jayacheess
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  Punk ass bitches. : Chunks
  • Stop swedeing up this thread. : Ride-My-Rocket

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• Look at how wrong you are. : IndigoAK
• Mojave! : Dan[WSB]
• XP is end of life. enjoy : Downforce
• Yeah br0. M$! They're just in it for the money, man. They stopped trying after xp. Vista is so much slowe... : Danny5225
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  lol. k. : cltcprd
  • Yeah, this was my initial response too. : IndigoAK
• No. You are wrong. It's a highly optimized and improved Vista. They fixed the broken shit, and added a : DOOManiac
• I love new posters. Such a rash of old Memes to redo : hamachi
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  Have fun with your 3.5gb of ram. : ant_hillbilly
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    Hasn't caused me trouble yet - maybe in the future but right now it's fine. : abrasion
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      Once you upgrade that video card, you'll have even less. Try like 2.7-2.8GB of usable RAM when you have a... : cltcprd
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        I have 3.2gb with mine now (512mb) - I'm happy for the forseeable future. There's always XP 64 :( : abrasion
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          XP x64 isn't XP. It's Win2k3. : cltcprd
          • Also good luck with future driver support. : ant_hillbilly
        • hahaha, XP64 is pretty horrible. : Sailor of Fortune
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          lol... XP64 is horrible! : Shadowdane
          • Hence the :( ........ : abrasion
    • you should be feeling a bit impotent imo : feek
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  There's nothing wrong with Vista, and yes the difference isn't epic but it might be worth considering an ... : nomaad
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    Hardware companies will stop developing drivers for an OS that over 70% of people are still using? You re... : Mystery0000
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      We're delusional? You're citing an article from a group of companies that is known for it's incredibly b... : IndigoAK
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        I wonder why a group of companies would go to such incredible lengths to spout garbage about Vista. An... : Mystery0000
        • hmm...it really makes you think : Mr.SEX
    • no you're the one : Mr.SEX
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      70% huh? : cltcprd
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        I would say it's closer to 99.9999% still using XP, I am the only one using Vista. I'm so stupid. : devi| dog
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          well then it's 99.9998% because I am too! : cltcprd
          • hey I have Vista on one of my computers! the other one has XP tho so I guess I canceled myself out :( : mikecyb
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        he's not far off. http://marketshare.hitslink.com/operating-system-market-share.aspx?qprid=10 : filthysock
        • I'd like to know where these come from, because I don't think they are accurate. : cltcprd
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        http://store.steampowered.com/hwsurvey http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_os.asp Seems it d... : Mystery0000
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          I don't think either of those are valid. Steam users probably make us less than 1% of total PC users. An... : cltcprd
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            Steam user's are a bunch of gamers, if anyone would go to Vista it'd be them. : Mystery0000
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              No, hardcore gamers are usually the last people to upgrade their OS because they will stick with the olde... : sigpro
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                I don't think that's true, for started MS played the DX10 card well enough, just look at all the gamers h... : Mystery0000
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                  Hardcore gamers don't always give a shit about shiny new shaders. They would run q3 cfgs that stripped th... : sigpro
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                    That's pretty hardcore though, those are the kinds of gamers there are very few of. I seriously doubt Ste... : Mystery0000
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                      You would be wrong thinking that. : sigpro
                      • Well there's no way for either of us to prove we're right, unless Valve runs a "are you a hardcore gamer ... : Mystery0000
                    • i would say your terribly wrong. Valve has the most hardcore gaming audiance since the quake days. Th tf/... : italiano3d
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                    SOME hardcore gamers totally do give a shit about shiny new shaders though, my old boss (who is a graphic... : abrasion
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                      Some hardcore gamers play L4D on the 360. Point being and you can find it here in the comments when vista... : sigpro
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                        Ha! I'd argue they're not hardcore at all if they're playing an FPS on a console. Sorry. =P : Mystery0000
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                          So one can't be hardcore if they don't play on the PC? What do you consider a hardcore gamer? : sigpro
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                            Well if they're playing an FPS on a console for one thing they have just thrown their entire aim speed ou... : Mystery0000
                            • you're not properly identifying the word hardcore here. You're thinking cyber athletes (lol) and sigpro ... : redfive
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                        I think we can go back and forth on this all night - unlike my subthread below - I'm right on this one an... : abrasion
                        • I'm not saying Vista does have a higher install base. It would be hard for it to as it's 2 years old vs 7... : sigpro
                        • you are correct that it has more installs. I can vividly remember when I started at my current company i... : redfive
                • So few games had DX10 support, and so few of those had features which made much difference, that I doubt ... : nudel
              • This can be definitely argued both ways. : abrasion
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            so you're rejecting three sets of data? What data do you have besides statistics you make up on the spot?... : filthysock
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              I'll see what I can find tomorrow when I go to work. : cltcprd
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                and yes I reject them when 2 sets of data are worthless (less than 1% of users), and I've never heard of ... : cltcprd
                • You can't possibly be arguing for a high Vista adoption, or are you arguing the other way saying it's low... : abrasion
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                  if you've never heard of Net Applications you might as well quit the conversation now : filthysock
                  • Like he said when he goes to work tomorrow he can probably get better numbers than any 3rd party company : sigpro
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                    because net applications has anything to do with OS install base? : cltcprd
                    • well yes, every computer uses the net, so web statistics are a good way to measure OS install base. Sales... : filthysock
                • Where are you getting the "less than 1% of users" statistics? You're fighting data that has been collecte... : ieGod
    • Awwwwwwwww yea, shit out da ass : pwnage1232
  • LOL "Hardware companies will stop developing drivers for XP when it's end-of-life which is happening this... : abrasion
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  this PSA brought to you by /. : derelict515
  • /. hated this article too, fwiw : jcupitt
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  Yeah, all those people that have used it and are saying it's better are clearly wrong. There's no way yo... : boarder2
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    I like how you call people that go out of their way to analyse something and then post their findings on ... : Mystery0000
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      Keep trolling. You are really good at it! Tell me about SMS fees next! : hamachi
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        I know, let's call everyone who doesn't share our ideas trolls! That'll teach them. : Mystery0000
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          you're the victim of an uncaring world :( : Mr.SEX
          • Society as has failed him, therefore we failed him. : Sailor of Fortune
• It should come as no surprise that 43% of Internet users take in percentages with no backing information ... : DrWaffles
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  wait, M$? Can someone explain to me? Micro-Dollarsign? : ermac
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    It's the way righteous internet dudes can fight the power. : Fred Garvin
    • God kills a MS employee every time it's used, didn't you know? =P : Mystery0000
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  If Windows XP had DirectX 10 I don't think I would consider migrating for a nice long time. Sadly this is... : aldraek
  • I think hardware making Vista's resource hogging redundant will come sooner than MS fixing their OS. L... : Mystery0000
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  Jesus for 497 posts your history has a ton of Vista and M$ hate. : devi| dog
  • I'm an Apple... : massdev
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    Maybe I should cut back a bit. Hey, how's the weather? : Mystery0000
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      It's warmer here today(50's and 60's), but the high is only going to be in the 30's the rest of the week.... : devi| dog
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        Bloody hot, keeps jumping between 35ºC and 40ºC for the past 2 weeks. : Mystery0000
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          Would you like a roommate during the winter months here? : devi| dog
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            Only if you bring lots and lots of snow. : Mystery0000
            • Maybe we should just trade places then, where do you live? : devi| dog
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  I see it still has several issues which shit me (WHERE IS THE FOLDERS BUTTON IDIOTS) however something d... : abrasion
  • The thing you can't put your finger on is probably their new UI element hierarchy, something that wasn't ... : SpaecKow
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    Wow, Vista UI seems so great when I go back and use my XP pc downstairs. I wouldn't have guess that. : devi| dog
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      Vista's explorer interface is nothing short of a disgrace compared to XP, navigating files is without any... : abrasion
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        it's pretty much exactly the same to me. No slower and not cumbersome at all. : sigpro
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          The lack of the 'up arrow' and folders button - those 2 buttons alone make it distinctively slower to me.... : abrasion
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            weren't you an avid keyboard user complaining how classic mode messed with the shortcuts while navigating... : derelict515
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              i am a hard keyboard user who also uses the mouse as well - I spice it up a lot BREADCRUMBS ARE FUCKING ... : abrasion
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                Lol, you should stay with XP to keep your blood pressure manageable alone. : devi| dog
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                  Here's my monster post, read it slowly and carefully and with an open mind of course - don't rebut it jus... : abrasion
                  • Oh, I'm ok with your opinion, I don't feel the need to read that, nor do I care. I'm just saying: A. ... : devi| dog
                  • i like that favourites pane on the left. you can add shortcuts to it too and probably remove them i supp... : dantastic
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            Who needs an up button when you can click the fucking breadcrumb arrow, choose the folder you want from t... : sigpro
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              Not even finishing reading your post, breadcrumbs are filth. : abrasion
              • so is 720p :) : cltcprd
              • what are you 50 years old.. only old people can't handle change! : Shadowdane
            • You can't use the breadcrumb if you opened the folder directly. : dafugg
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              Because the Up arrow is always in the same place. You can click it almost using muscle memory and very li... : nudel
              • FUCK I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU! I WANT YOU INSIDE ME I can argue all this bullshit all night but I need o... : abrasion
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            It seems like a matter of taste and what you're used to. : Mystery0000
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              Nah sorry, I'm right there's no doubt in my mind I'm right - without question I am 100% supremely correct... : abrasion
              • I haven't used Vista long enough to find all the annoying little things in the new UI, I know you're righ... : Mystery0000
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                Does it have the folders view like XP at least? If they got rid of that I'd die. What I need is an add... : ieGod
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                  IIRC you're one of the cool guys who actually understands what the fuck I'm talking about! The folders... : abrasion
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                    Those breadcrumbs sound nasty :( : ieGod
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                      It's not like this is it? http://www.west-wind.com/WebLog/images/200701/WindowsLiveWriter/VistasExplorerM... : ieGod
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                        Seriously I can't tell you how useful pressing winkey + d then ctrl+c is to copy that location, so that I... : ieGod
                        • Sorry that's alt+d. : ieGod
                        • Why would they change control - alt - del space for instant lock Yes Windows L is faster but what's wron... : abrasion
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                          You can right click and copy the address three different ways. : redfive
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                            and you can also Alt+D and Ctrl+C. As soon as you Alt+D it loses the breadcrumbs and goes to your C:\ fo... : redfive
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                              I was gonna tell IEgod that, very nice. : abrasion
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                                This is good. : ieGod
                                • Let me know if you want any screenshots or videos. I just wish I could get my opinion to someone that ... : abrasion
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        I can browse My Computer far faster with Vista than XP with multiple drives. Once you learn the breadcr... : redfive
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          I can't due to this. http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=19020455 If it's not in a consistent locatio... : abrasion
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            that's annoying when you don't have them setup right. Mine looks like this http://www.shackpics.com/f... : redfive
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              you have Aero turned off also which makes a big difference. : redfive
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                That looks so so gross :( God look how neat this is. http://abrasion.shackspace.com/lolsta/shambles02-N... : abrasion
                • that is neat but it's duplicated. All rook same on both sides. : redfive
  • I love you how get all retard crazy about Vista. : AscorSix
• So far I really like Windows 7. It runs quite a bit better. I'm not really interested in it for more feat... : dmason
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  Have you ever read anything else by this author dealing with Microsoft? Report back when you've formed a : K1Bond007
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    I've read that article as well actually, the problem there is that none of those numbers are times so it'... : Mystery0000
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      ? So.... an OS with 3 service packs vs an OS with 1 service pack vs an OS that's in beta. Yes.. I can see... : K1Bond007
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        I think if Google has falsely taught us anything it's that being in "beta" doesn't mean much. =P I'd a... : Mystery0000
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          I think you don't know what you're talking about. Honestly. : K1Bond007
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            Yeah. Somewhere along the line people really lost grasp of what beta means in software. Not just with Win... : dmason
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              Including developers. : Mystery0000
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                I'm a developer. I know what beta means. : Kentor
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                  The only reason developers keep web apps in perpetual beta is because it gives them some poor excuse not : Kentor
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                    Exactly. : Mystery0000
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                      Alright, but what I said pretty much never occurs for non-web software and definitely not system software... : Kentor
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                        ...and obviously is NOT feature complete.... : Kentor
                        • Sure enough they could still find a way to bloat it more. ;] Joking aside, there's really no telling h... : Mystery0000
              • No, you're thinking of marketing teams that are trying to promote pre-releases. : dmason
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          as someone that has seen and used Vista SP2 and Win7, no. : cltcprd
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            SP3 then, I didn't realise SP2 was out. : Mystery0000
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              it's not. : cltcprd
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                Then stop confusing me! =P : Mystery0000
                • I'm not. I said I've seen both and Win7 isn't Vista SP2. : cltcprd
  • I'm not supporting the article but "Windows 7 is beta" sounds like the often-heard assumption that all is... : nudel
• I agree. : DooBall
• Vista is great from a stability and security standpoint, and is wayyyy better than XP. My only real issue... : Serpico74
• Oh sweet jesus. : rosewood
• I'll stick with the same attitude as with Vista; If you're getting a new machine, you might as well get W... : d fluke
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  You know what OS is actually pretty damn nice? Server 2008 configured to run as a workstation. As prett... : bipolar
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    This intrigues me. Is there a special version of Server 2008 for this or do you simply remove non-essenti... : nomaad
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      http://www.win2008workstation.com/ : bipolar
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        I honestly did not expect that link to work. Thanks! : nomaad
        • http://www.win2008workstation.com/wordpress/2008/03/08/games-and-entertainment/ : dantastic
  • Server versions of Windows are not tuned for media or interaction, which can cause problems. For example:... : nudel
• And XP was a small makeover over Windows 2000. Still a huge improvement. : uncleanmonkey
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  Time for an "M$ sux" filter. : Whistler77
  • ThomW needs to make a GM script that just changes the content of any post that contains the M Dollarsign ... : Chod
• lay off the crack please. NOW : two50six
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  I remember when there was all this friction and resistance (that's what she said) to Windows XP. Every... : Sailor of Fortune
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    Nope, I found XP to be an improvement over 98 almost straight away. Can't say the same thing about Vista ... : Mystery0000
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      Did you upgrade to XP right when it came out? I remember people griping about, "OMG it needs so much R... : Sailor of Fortune
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        I think SP1 was when I moved. All I remember now is that I had a lot less crashes and issues with XP, it ... : Mystery0000
        • XP's stability on Day 1 was far worse than Vista on Day 1. SP1 on XP fixed a lot of things but it didn't... : redfive
    • Not a MS fanboy, but a stable 64 bit os beats all the smaller annoyances I might have with vista. It took... : imperator
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      sure, over 98...but nobody was running 98 when xp came out, 2k had been out a long long time and was alre... : OMGzImBurning
      • Lots of gamers stuck with Win98, skipped Win2k and went to WinXP. I remember getting shit on the Shack... : nudel
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        you have no idea what you are talking about. 2000 was launched February 17, 2000. XP was launched Octob... : redfive
        • right, like i said, 2k was on sp2 already out when xp came out so most people had already switched to 2k ... : OMGzImBurning
  • This happens everytime they release a new OS - the only thing that is different is the uptake time. : bombay
• those benchmarks are pretty crappy :( 118% slower? what does that mean? it goes backwards in time? It ... : jcupitt
• go back to linux : RikiTiki2
• the best part of this post is that its been since every upgrade since windows 3.1 : italiano3d
• basically what you're saying is you're a fool and delusional. : spaceyme
• *high five* : crazy ivan
• I tried it, felt lost. Went back to XP. It's not that it was bad, it's just that I don't feel like learni... : razlebol
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  seems to me that Windows 7 is what Vista SP1/SP2 *should* have been. a small part of me wants PC gaming ... : kill9
  • I agree but don't tell anyone because I love PC gaming but god it would make it so much easier. : abrasion
  • Seriously. I bit the bullet and basically abandoned PC gaming altogether because I couldn't justify the o... : PeanutsEnvy
• The more I use Windows 7, the more nifty new things I keep finding. It's hard to go back to Vista, I miss... : Dave-A
• I think everyone here knows that Windows 7 is Vista SP2 with some much needed UI refinement. I doubt any... : mrwolf710
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  Sooo you didnt buy Vista and you're still using XP, but you're complaining that when you buy Windows 7, y... : changejar419
  • pwned : japoneez
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  THANKS FOR THE UPDATE : dantastic
  • i finally moved up from XP because of the 32-bit OS limiting RAM. 2GB of RAM isn't going to last you muc... : dantastic
• JE$U$ CHRI$T : mrvandelay
• hay guys, here's a link that supports my preexisting bias towards M$! : atom519
• you are a huge nerd : feek
• Have you tried it? It's leaps and bounds more usable than Vista and I really liked Vista. UI change... : melkore
• thanks for sharing. : Slowtreme
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  I don't even care if it is vista with a makeover and some changes. I really *like* vista, and any improv... : nukewinter
  • ^^^ Me too. : Arctic Fox
• yes, every one of u$ i$ delu$ional, you are correct, thank you : mmogger
• Cool do Sony and Apple next with the haterade : baronzemo78
• I'm delusional that Windows 7 beta performs better on older systems than my Vista laptop and that the int... : metalremains

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• ;_; : breadsticks
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  due its pretty hard to get banned from /b/, what did you do : kill9
  • Not really, I received a month ban on /b/ for replying to a thread the mods didn't like. : mrasparagus
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    I was banned from EVERYTHING. I think it might have to do with a thread in /tg/ though. : abovedefault
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      oh you were posting in /tg/ like it was /b/, makes sense now them calling you a /b/shit : kill9
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        But I don't post in /b/. I think it was because I participated in a flamewar with some furfag who was com... : abovedefault
        • 4chan : 60days
        • lol at fursona : spiffymc
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          Gah. I actually understood all that. Fucking kill me now. : stuka
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            YES! The transformation is almost complete! Feel the 4chan coursing through your veins! Soon, my friend, ... : abovedefault
            • You don't have to know anything about 4chan to understand that though. : ArcKnight
        • lol.. : IHATEDUST
        • okay, fuck the internet : tomservo
        • Can anyone explain to me what the hell just happened? : stgdz
      • wtf is this jibbajabba : dantastic
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  Just change your router or nic mac address and reset your modem, get a new IP address : mrasparagus
  • So I can post on 4chan? I really don't care enough. I only care enough to make a meaningless post on Shac... : abovedefault
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  getting banned by 4chan is like being shot down by the drunk fat chick at the party : sesmaster
  • lol. well said. : abovedefault
  • Really? http://fukung.net/v/9539/76a8cde7062d35c42bb441769ba6bddb.jpg : FirstPersonCooter
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  thanks for pointing out to us you somehow got banned from 4chan of all places. enjoy your increased moder... : zakk
  • was the ban I got in december forgotten already? in b4 'not anymore' : abovedefault
• lol, i got the same notice from them once. I have about 3 other PC in my house sharing the same router, s... : Darkfox76
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  lol newfag : moe6
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    The ratio of newfags : oldfags is probably over 9000 : 1 : abovedefault
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      Or oldfags just keep changing their names.. : FirstPersonCooter
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        Change name from 'Anonymous' to 'Anonymous'? : abovedefault
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          Haha. I thought moe6 was trying to use that phrase to refer to the newbies here. : FirstPersonCooter
          • lol. i fit the description of newfag here too I guess. : abovedefault
          • you are a smart cooter : moe6
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  poppycock. : Agrona
  • Quiet, you. : abovedefault
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  sup andromeda : bipolar
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    what? : abovedefault
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      http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=19019600#itemanchor_19019600 : moe6
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        i see what you did there : abovedefault
        • lulz : moe6
• As a hive of stupid, sociopathic bees whose energy is sometimes channeled into specific acts of clumsy fu... : eldersveld
• You deserve to be banned for posting a Photobucket link. Shackpics is where it's at. : Ride-My-Rocket
• a 30 ban here would only be fitting. : Slowtreme

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• hahahahahahahaha : Klebold
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  seriously, abovedefault? Seriously... : FPSDavid
  • you calling someone out about a post is as ridiculous as me calling someone out about a post : sesmaster
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    really, FPSDavid? really... : Korban
    • Outstanding :D : Solstice
    • reeeeley? /kevin periera : deject
    • Oh re-he-he-he-heeeeeely?! : Gojirah
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    do you remember that shitty shitty lyric thread you started? : derelict515
    • i thought that was mine : Slowtreme
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    FPSDavid, the best thing about you, is you have NO PULL here at all, even posters with 4 posts can give y... : abrasion
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      It's like you dropped a deuce in his mouth while he's trying to tell a joke. : Bamtan
      • el oh el : andre GiANT
      • I have no problem with that. : abrasion
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      The thing is, NOBODY has any pull here, except maybe dognose. : FPSDavid
      • He is a moderator. Of course he does. : abovedefault
      • Err no, most of the regulars do, even the irregular regulars - at least in comparison to you, sorry :( : abrasion
  • Man I'm sorry but you are a pretty poor poster : Chris Remo
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    are you going to start another fashion or tipping thread tomorrow? : Mr.SEX
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      HAY GUYS I JUST HAD SEX, with a girl that is 10x's hotter than anyone else's because she thought the lyri : sesmaster
      • dawg, they're real leather : FPSDavid
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    I COUNTER YOUR SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY... WITH "WOW... JUST... WOW" : DrWaffles
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      Some strong counterposting right here... : Q-ball
      • Was my sarcasm lost on you? : DrWaffles
  • I don;t think I have ever made a thread that didn't derail into something else completely. You say nothin... : abovedefault
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    Seriously FPSDavid, Seriously, http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17479828#itemanchor_17479828 : Melll
    • That was an abortion of a sub-thread. : IHATEDUST
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      My previous statement stands. : FPSDavid
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        Man it's hard to not be irritated by most of your posts : Chris Remo
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          Aww, poor Chris! : FPSDavid
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            Do you have a therapist? If not, get one. You have some serious issues dude. The first is not understandi... : Morgin
            • Yeah, no. : FPSDavid
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              What I don't get is that he gets banned from Stu but not here? : sesmaster
              • I don't think I'm banned there...it's just not worthy of my time. : FPSDavid
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                If anyone shouldn't be talking shit right now it's you, you do realise that? On a whole you both post the... : yosemiteclimber
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                  I think you have him confused with jbury : Juno
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                    At least he'd wash the fork before hand. : yosemiteclimber
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                      I post my mishaps knowing they are stupid, I post them purely because I know you guys will be amused at ... : jbury
                      • please just post about choking on your fork before the ambulance comes : Juno
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                        While your "wash the chicken" post was incredibly silly, you do not consistently post the idiotic materia : yosemiteclimber
                        • I would agree that maybe a year ago or longer that would have been the case concerning me. Also, I know t... : sesmaster
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          FPSDavid has been the new jcutner for quite some time now... which means he will likely not last, just li... : tomservo
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            Disagreed. : FPSDavid
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              Prove us wrong, plz : tomservo
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                wat : FPSDavid
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                  FREE JCUTNER : Juno
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                    There should be a prisoner swap or something that we can negotiate. : Sailor of Fortune
                    • FPSDavid for jcutner? : Juno
          • I actually found jcutner quite amusing. This one? Not so much : jbury
          • he couldn't even last on stoofoo : moshman
          • so when does he get his own WTFhorse? I wasn't here when jcutner was, but I've seen some old posts involv... : abovedefault
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    They're all teasing you david. You know what you must do! BECOME EMOGOTH DAVID http://img292.imagesh... : burning eye
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      oh jesus, i didn't think it would blow it up that big :( : burning eye
      • that is pretty damn awesome right there : sesmaster
    • haha, manson : FPSDavid
    • WOW. : abovedefault
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  or u can do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxx_LlEgzeA : mindshot
  • Remember when you could laugh at Arnie for the right reasons? : Fred Garvin
  • I love how the people in front don't notice a thing. lol. : pigvomit
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    I want to do this at the airport sometime: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=V17duGlHEYY : ArB
    • this was more entertaining with the sound off. : abovedefault
  • lol wow i am netflixing this : boozah
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  this was your 666th post : mojo the helpr monke
  • OH WOW : abovedefault
• This is awesome. : Sailor of Fortune
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  You would not survive the bumpy, emergency landing that would result from your actions here. The passeng... : IHATEDUST
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    Even better. Finally! I'm part of something mildly interesting for a minute! : abovedefault
    • K, post pix! : IHATEDUST
• Funny. : randomposter
• this wasn't funny five years ago, either : kill9
• good way to get arrested im sure : papaskot